I'm pretty sure the actions sequences in these movies are written by watching 8 yearolds play with hotwheels. "I shot you!" "Nu uh! My car is bullet proof!" "You can't get to my guys, they are in this impenitrable fortress!" "Yeah well I'll just drop my cars down from a plane!" etc....
MythicTyrant holy balls, i was literally thinking about that when i watch the Stranger things pitch. A pitch for God of war 4, Uncharted 4 and Rise of the Tomb raider would fit so well into these episodes since they are like cinematic games and stuff.
"And they're gonna kill a bunch of cops with a wrecking ball.' "Oh, that's so dark." "No, it's going to be really funny. The wrecking ball has a smiley face on it." "Oh, that is funny. The deaths are funny now." Fantastic writing as usual!
Amazing how in the span of less than 24 hours, he got drunk, wrote a 120-page script, contacted his old physics teacher, who responded immediately with a restraining order, and managed to get to work on time to pitch this movie.
@@dragonninja3655 I'm pretty sure that wasn't even Alana I think it's was supposed to be a love interest for hobs that was never followed up on. Which kinda makes it a little worse to
Film industry is so blatantly intellectually offensive (and seems not to care in the long term) we can only watch Pitch Meetings in puruse of some neurons' relief.
I just love how the producer will give the writer the third degree about some plot hole and show a real grasp of logic, and then he shifts into a mode where he's blitheringly oblivious, and yet you feel it really is a consistent character-I think that's a big part of what makes these so fun!
Stealing jokes from the video and repeating them as comments because you can't think of your own creative writing is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@leno7492 Or this... Nobody: Everybody: Things. Somebody: More things. No one: Some things ever. Someone: Some more things never. Everyone: Even more things never that are a tight, super easy inconvenience. Random commenter: Wow, wow, wow! Also random commenter: I dunno! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
-"And the whole crew is gonna have a gun fight/car chase on ice" -"What's that going to be like?" -"Lets just say I made my high school physics teacher read a draft of the scene and he threw up" 😂😂😂😂💀
I started watching it halfway for around 30 minutes until i got to the submarine and ice scene and had to switch the channel quickly before i kept losing braincells.
Riddle me this: If Dom says "family" in every sentence but nobody can understand a word he says, does he actually... *mumble-growl*, *mumble*, *mumble*, *growl*.
I have two requests... Escape from LA (cause that’d be fun) Army of Darkness ( essential viewing) And the third (secret) request Honestly, just to see how the hell you’d do it... Cause ...how the hell do you pitch ... LOLITA
This is awesome! Thank you for pitching a script I (and probably many others) suggested! Between this and CinemaSins, I'll NEVER need to watch a single movie in this franchise to know what it's about and hold down conversation with its fans. Thanks ScreenRant! That was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
I just started watching these and can't stop. I love how bleach one corresponds to an actual screen rant article. Too dope. Back down my rabbit hole...
Imagine a pitch meeting for Battlefront 2. God I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing. EA: How can we get more money from this game by ripping off players? Script Writer Guy: We can steal money by making it so they can’t play the game to the fullest unless they pay. EA: But how can we do that and no get in trouble for it? Script Writer Guy: Super easy barely an inconvenience. We make it so they are able to get all the same things, if they play for thousands of hours. EA: Perfect.
Me: *watching this pitch meeting after seeing the fast 7 one.* Wah?! Ryan looks so weird with no beard!!! Also wow it’s crazy how much his dialogue has changed over the years. Here he says “I don’t know” so casual while in the now ones he says it like a cheeky child 🤣✨❤️
As much as I love the genre, I’d love to see you do pitch meetings of YA dystopian series such as The Hunger Games, Divergent, Maze Runner, etc. Bet it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience for you :D
I just watched all 10 fast and furious films for the first time in preparation for fast X and I had to turn on sub titles and rewind at least 10 times a movie just so I can hear what he was saying
The Fate of the Furious received mixed to positive reviews from critics.[82][83][84] The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported an approval rating of 67% with an average score of 6.10/10, based on 314 reviews. The website's critical consensus reads, "The Fate of the Furious opens a new chapter in the franchise, fueled by the same infectious cast chemistry and over-the-top action fans have come to expect."[85] : Razzie dodger(51%-70%) I thought it would be 50% : a Razzie(0%-50%)
Ryan - got introduced to your pitch meetings from your GOT Season 8 video. Since then watched a ton. Would love to see a pitch meeting for “The Rock.” Hope you take it under consideration.
Now that they went to space i have no doubts that they will eventually time travel secretly to borrow the infinity stones in order to beat the secret 3rd shaw brother who has the same testosterone lvls as Dom and an army of disposable african pirates that drive boats that transform into cars that are equiped with gattling lasers that never hit anything and the climax will be them going for "one last ride" on hover cars in a sharknado and have an end credits scene where Mace Windu approaches Dom to ask if he wants to drive fast for his galaxy. -FIN -but not really
I have been hopping around all these Pitch Meetings for the last couple days. I am not the least bit tired of them yet. This series can easily be as amazing as "Everything Wrong with..." or "Honest Trailers". Keep them coming. Top Gun Blade Back to the Future Star Trek Pitch Black / Riddick Jupiter Ascending Alien Die Hard Lethal Weapon Days of Thunder Independence Day Ted So many to choose from
Man, I binged these while I writhed in malaise from the 2019 flu and it really helped me get though it. Now I don't think I can go two hours without hearing Studio Exec Guy describing something as 'TIGHT!'. This series is pure brilliance.
FAST 10: Your Seatbelts. May 2020
SoulessInfinity35 it is fast 9
SoulessInfinity35 I see what you did there lmao
That is such a great title.
that title is tight!
Skipping 9 is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Besides fastened seat belts are tight
F&F 6: the last ride
F&F 7: one more ride
F&F 8: I promise it’s the final ride
F&F 9: how do we stop this ride
F&F 10: pls send help
Discoloured Buttflaps F&F 11: Hallllllllppppppppp
By the time I graduate college they'll be announcing Fast and Furious 38
What a great comment 😄
we have a winner.. COMMENT of the past 6 month! well down
🤣🤣🤣😂😂
"My physics teacher filed a restraining order against me" U GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!
The Hazardous One
Did he really?
The Hazardous One
Never mind I just saw the whole video now
LOL That was the funniest line in this one.
HAHA, i was reading the comments whilst listening to the video and read your comment at the exact same time he said the line.
ha ha , I was watching the video and before the end started reading comments , Your comment literally synced with the video , I was WOW .
I'm pretty sure the actions sequences in these movies are written by watching 8 yearolds play with hotwheels.
"I shot you!"
"Nu uh! My car is bullet proof!"
"You can't get to my guys, they are in this impenitrable fortress!"
"Yeah well I'll just drop my cars down from a plane!"
etc....
No etc. (Etcetera)
@@davidneufeld8328 You should go back to where you learned ect. from and complain.
@@davidneufeld8328 Don’t correct people if you don’t know what you’re talking about. Usually advice is expensive, but I’ll give you that one for free.
I wasn't correcting 🤣 i just thought him adding "ect..." was hilarious. No need to be toxic 😘
@Goodbrew84 you make me feel guilty for all the G.I.Joe wars I had with my friends as a kid.
"My physics teacher filed a restraining order against me after reading that scene." 😂😂😂😂
Nice 666 likes
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I am literally crying right now 🤣
"It's going to be like a pit bull video exploded"
That's... That's the most accurate description of these movies.
Have you thought about doing pitch meetings for video games? :-)
MythicTyrant EVERYONE NEEDS TO LIKE THIS
MythicTyrant please
Until Dawn, please.
OMG YOUR SO RIGHT
MythicTyrant holy balls, i was literally thinking about that when i watch the Stranger things pitch. A pitch for God of war 4, Uncharted 4 and Rise of the Tomb raider would fit so well into these episodes since they are like cinematic games and stuff.
"And they're gonna kill a bunch of cops with a wrecking ball.'
"Oh, that's so dark."
"No, it's going to be really funny. The wrecking ball has a smiley face on it."
"Oh, that is funny. The deaths are funny now."
Fantastic writing as usual!
🙂
Fantastic writing from the movie, or from pitch meeting?
@@rithrius5384 obviously not the movie
You know that's completely different from killing a bunch of cops with a vault.
@@carlrood4457 or killing a bunch of cops with a magnet.
Producer guy: "So they forgive Shaw for killing Han?"
F9: yeah, about that...
Remember no one is actually dead in this series unless their IRL actor dies. Because they are not shy about retconning deaths just to bring them back.
Lando says there's still a chance to save Han.
Han?
Ok
Wait there is a 9th?
Amazing how in the span of less than 24 hours, he got drunk, wrote a 120-page script, contacted his old physics teacher, who responded immediately with a restraining order, and managed to get to work on time to pitch this movie.
Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience...😉
It definitely sounds like the script was written by a drunk person.
And the movie we got totally supports this...
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.
@@nathanmiller9918 ok let me get off of that thing
The Fast and the Furious went from a car chase franchise to an anime
D'angelo Harlston they need to ad mechs
EXACTLY
Ian Is it bad that I kind of want to see that?
Ian this needs to happen
If they're going to space and I don't see mechs, ima be pissed
Ian give me Fast and the Pacific Furious Rim where they all race in mech suits in SPACE
"Oh does Dom care about family a lot?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Family
@@tottenham2294 family!
The family wave is over
Love that
Huh, what a strong female charact- *So she's gonna die*
😄😄😄😂😭😵💀
Oh my god
Hunter X05 don't they do that to like ever female character? 🤔
Some come back :p
MattOmniHeart umm no, female characters never die in movies unless it’s horror.
nickthemusicnerd27 somebody hasn't seen infinity war
"What a strong female char-"
"She's gonna die"
"Oh"
😂😂😂 I died
I think the baby being ok after the fall speaks more to the strength of the baby than the mother.
So did she
@@dragonninja3655 I'm pretty sure that wasn't even Alana I think it's was supposed to be a love interest for hobs that was never followed up on. Which kinda makes it a little worse to
SAME 😭💀
The Fast & the Furious: Reducing Physics teachers to tears since 2001.
Nah, Fast & Furious still using physics until the fourth movies
Hyper-masculinity is all you need to break the laws of reality bruh
making physics teachers cry...
that honour goes to Michael Bay...
@@vineethonkan Let's call it a tie.
@@colormedubious4747 hahaha!
I don't have words to express how much I love these videos. Definitely my new favorite RUclips series!
This comment should have 968 likes.
Film industry is so blatantly intellectually offensive (and seems not to care in the long term) we can only watch Pitch Meetings in puruse of some neurons' relief.
Ah street racing, going back to our roo-
FAST & FURIOUS GOING IN SPACE IS VERY POSSIBLE
Drag racing dune buggies on Mars is super easy.
Fast and furious:Space Force
@@shack8110 . . . barely an inconvenience.
Driving in space is tight!
Now that's what I call pod racing!
Super easy. Barely an inconvenience 😂
Model Workouts You're hot.
..... is tight
tight and super easy barley an inconvenience
My favorite line
Model Workouts ii
I just love how the producer will give the writer the third degree about some plot hole and show a real grasp of logic, and then he shifts into a mode where he's blitheringly oblivious, and yet you feel it really is a consistent character-I think that's a big part of what makes these so fun!
because, money!
oh, right right right!
Stealing jokes from the video and repeating them as comments because you can't think of your own creative writing is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
It's also TIGHT
Is this the real executive at the movie studios comment?
Elephant In The Room Sahib i donno:/
and also doing this: EDIT: thanks for so many likes im actually a pathetic loser that gets ignored at school so kids liking my comment makes me happy
@@leno7492
Or this...
Nobody:
Everybody: Things.
Somebody: More things.
No one: Some things ever.
Someone: Some more things never.
Everyone: Even more things never that are a tight, super easy inconvenience.
Random commenter: Wow, wow, wow!
Also random commenter: I dunno! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
-"And the whole crew is gonna have a gun fight/car chase on ice"
-"What's that going to be like?"
-"Lets just say I made my high school physics teacher read a draft of the scene and he threw up" 😂😂😂😂💀
😀😂😂😂
Whiskey 🥃 is tight!
hackerseven and it's super easy!
"Whiskey. Gotcha."
The one liners have me rolling!
Oh yeah!
That’s what it does to ya.
Whiskey is super tight
Logicalisitic?
So like "F-eight of the Furious"?
Cause you know its the eight movie?
"I'll be honest, I haven't understood much of anything Vin Desiel said since 2010" that cracked me up good
'It's just logicalistic' lmao
btw thanks for steering away from the superhero movies lately ;)
....What those people survive and doin those movies. ...they have to be superheroes.
Sweet!!! New Pitch Meeting!! Please do Jaws next!
Yes! "Jaws" would be awesome since we're going into summer soon.
"a pitbull video EXPLODED!"-AWESOME way to describe the ENTIRE movie!
This one was great! I'm bingewatching everything as i just discovered these pitch meetings. Have been laughing my ass off for the past hour.
Your physics teacher was right about the restraining order 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never seen this movie... But this Pitch Meeting was hilarious, as usual. Keep up the good work!!!!
These pitch meetings, over 100 already, are the best things about most movies.
I started watching it halfway for around 30 minutes until i got to the submarine and ice scene and had to switch the channel quickly before i kept losing braincells.
The purge trilogy Pitch Meeting please !!
Oh does Dom care about his family a lot? 😂😂😂😂😂
Unclear
he does not go a single sentence without saying the word ‘family’
Riddle me this: If Dom says "family" in every sentence but nobody can understand a word he says, does he actually... *mumble-growl*, *mumble*, *mumble*, *growl*.
I have two requests...
Escape from LA (cause that’d be fun)
Army of Darkness ( essential viewing)
And the third (secret) request
Honestly, just to see how the hell you’d do it...
Cause ...how the hell do you pitch ...
LOLITA
This is awesome! Thank you for pitching a script I (and probably many others) suggested! Between this and CinemaSins, I'll NEVER need to watch a single movie in this franchise to know what it's about and hold down conversation with its fans. Thanks ScreenRant! That was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
"I live my life a quarter bottle of whiskey at a time"
super easy, barely an inconveniences are tight
I saw what you did there...nice...nice and tight. 😂
Yeahyeahyeah
Actually
Yeah yeah yeah
Cured my depression... Again! :p love ur vids man!
hackerseven
If a RUclips video cures your depression - you never had one
Hey Steel Beer, your comment cured MY depression !
Joking about serious psychological illnesses is tight... Not.
1:58 so nice of Miley to lend her wrecking ball to the producers
Lmao
"My Physics teacher actually filed a Restraining Order against me after reading that scene, so I didn't get a clear answer" 🤣🤣🤣
Ryan George is the only good thing about this channel
Drain the swamp and give this man a raise, ScreenRant
Facts
getting back to our street racing roots, everything's been so crazy recently it's seem like we've lost site of....
sight...
… The whiskey bottle.
You have to do this with the Cornetto Trilogy.
Please do this! I mean they are almost perfect movies but I'm sure they can come up with something. Baby Driver and Scott Pilgrim would be good.
Love ur profile pic!
sacred cow man. Sacred cow. Besides, those movies are (brilliant) send ups all by themselves.
i hate your icon
Noted
I just started watching these and can't stop. I love how bleach one corresponds to an actual screen rant article. Too dope.
Back down my rabbit hole...
I'm from the future. They did indeed go to space.
"The wrecking ball has a smily face on it"
The deaths r now funny😂
Imagine a pitch meeting for Battlefront 2. God I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing.
EA: How can we get more money from this game by ripping off players?
Script Writer Guy: We can steal money by making it so they can’t play the game to the fullest unless they pay.
EA: But how can we do that and no get in trouble for it?
Script Writer Guy: Super easy barely an inconvenience. We make it so they are able to get all the same things, if they play for thousands of hours.
EA: Perfect.
Gamers: um what? blinks*
Ryan, my man.... I’ve seen them all and this is definitely one of the very best 😃😃😃😃😃 Keep rockin!
Me: *watching this pitch meeting after seeing the fast 7 one.* Wah?! Ryan looks so weird with no beard!!! Also wow it’s crazy how much his dialogue has changed over the years. Here he says “I don’t know” so casual while in the now ones he says it like a cheeky child 🤣✨❤️
Lmao! Tris one was really good, the whole plot..."I don't know" 😂
can you do lord of the rings pitch meeting?
He already did it.
@@Thespeedrap this comment was 3 years ago lol
@@Seruxey bruh moment
Basically a Michael Bay movie ..lol
But the 'Fast' movie are watchable.
But with less regard to physics.
How has he not made a FatF movie yet? Both this franchise and his movies are garbage.
but with cars, butts and music
Aces DH bay should sue them
Do the office pitch meeting please
The original one from the UK. Not the cheap American remake.
Tanmay Kumar edgy ,also the murican one is 10 times better.
"Sounds exciting!"
"Nah sorry. It wont be.."
Literally the entertainment business in a nutshell.
“My physics teacher actually filed a restraining order against me after reading that scene.” LMFAO 😂😂😂
As much as I love the genre, I’d love to see you do pitch meetings of YA dystopian series such as The Hunger Games, Divergent, Maze Runner, etc. Bet it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience for you :D
Do for the Dark knight Trilogy...
"She lives up in the sky on a plane that never lands"
🤣🤣🤣
Pitch Meeting For:
The Patriot
Lost Boys
Breakfast Club
War Games
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
John Wick trilogy
Top Gun
a breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller PM would be hilarious 😜
I just watched all 10 fast and furious films for the first time in preparation for fast X and I had to turn on sub titles and rewind at least 10 times a movie just so I can hear what he was saying
"It's just logilistic"
the best thing hands down about this channel!!!
Whisky is TIGHT
Whiskey is tight, General. Remember your ancestry.
Cars and butts and music. It’s gonna be like a Pitbull video exploded.
My new answer to everything:
"I'll pop open a bottle of whiskey and think of something"
#Supereasybarelyaninconvenience#
#Thebestshowonyoutube#
Ricky Rodriguez #thisshowisthight
@@freg35 thight?
I hope this series never stops!
" i don't know .... i don't know ... i don't know ... I - DON´T - KNOW "
LOL
I think the fact that I knew literally nothing about this fast and the furious movie going into this video made it so much better.
"Oh, fair enough. Whiskey is tight."
Good stuff. Good stuff is tight.
DO BREAKING BAD PLEASE!
please don't ruin Breaking Bad for me
But there’s nothing wrong with breaking bad
The F8 of the Furious
Do a pitch on how I met your mother
Idk if Child troll or someone asking for a show pitch meetinf
Oh, it's "F8 of the Furious".
The Fate of the Furious received mixed to positive reviews from critics.[82][83][84] The review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes reported an approval rating of 67% with an average score of 6.10/10, based on 314 reviews. The website's critical consensus reads, "The Fate of the Furious opens a new chapter in the franchise, fueled by the same infectious cast chemistry and over-the-top action fans have come to expect."[85]
: Razzie dodger(51%-70%)
I thought it would be 50% : a Razzie(0%-50%)
Do one for Iron Man (2008).
Would be cool to see a take on the inception of the MCU!
Moin Shah uhh you do realize they have done lots of pitch meetings on mcu movies?
Getting these more often is tight! Also, holy crap. I think whoever made this movie was on something way stronger than whiskey.
I literally look forward to this!! The best thing on this channel
FF series has a really consistent naming of the episodes, I like it!
I hope everyone realize that title is a cheesy pun.
The F"eight" of the Furious.
"It's like a Pit bull video exploded"
Ryan - got introduced to your pitch meetings from your GOT Season 8 video. Since then watched a ton. Would love to see a pitch meeting for “The Rock.” Hope you take it under consideration.
And people ask me why haven't I watched any of the F&F movies after Tokyo Drift
Do you reply: "I suppose I'm just not badass enough?" Because, they are badass
4 was Good 5 was Alright till later 6 was Interesting and 7 was about when they said this is Purely Fastly Impossible.
Thomas D. Fast Five was the best one
I also watched till tokyo drift. You are not alone.
I find them really fun movies, you just need to treat them as fiction where our rules of physics don't apply.
This sketch is the best thing i saw on youtube from a long long time.
"Oh okay that's funny, the deaths are funny now" LOL
please do “SONS OF ANARCHY”
DO A TWILIGHT PITCH PLEASE!!!!
Omg yes.
Now that they went to space i have no doubts that they will eventually time travel secretly to borrow the infinity stones in order to beat the secret 3rd shaw brother who has the same testosterone lvls as Dom and an army of disposable african pirates that drive boats that transform into cars that are equiped with gattling lasers that never hit anything and the climax will be them going for "one last ride" on hover cars in a sharknado and have an end credits scene where Mace Windu approaches Dom to ask if he wants to drive fast for his galaxy.
-FIN
-but not really
"I dunno" I can't stop laughing everytime I hear it.....help🤣
Ryan, dude, you're killing me. Keep up the great work!
Do one for predator PLEASE!!!!
Hobbs and Shaw Please.
M π he uploaded it !!
Here's a weird one: The Greatest Showman!
Maybe a perfect movie like Citizen Kane! I dunno!
I have been hopping around all these Pitch Meetings for the last couple days. I am not the least bit tired of them yet. This series can easily be as amazing as "Everything Wrong with..." or "Honest Trailers". Keep them coming.
Top Gun
Blade
Back to the Future
Star Trek
Pitch Black / Riddick
Jupiter Ascending
Alien
Die Hard
Lethal Weapon
Days of Thunder
Independence Day
Ted
So many to choose from
2:29 When the Rock straight up ate that rubber bullet 🤣🤣🤣
"My physics teacher filed a restraining order against so I get answer"... I should file one to, hate these movies. Thank god for pitch meeting
Please do Godzilla
There are a lot of I don't knows in this one .
because whiskey is tight!
Man, I binged these while I writhed in malaise from the 2019 flu and it really helped me get though it. Now I don't think I can go two hours without hearing Studio Exec Guy describing something as 'TIGHT!'. This series is pure brilliance.
"Whiskey, gotcha."
The answer to many regrettable stories haha