Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 3 авг 2019
  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw!
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    The Fast and Furious franchise has come a long way from its roots. What started out as a low-key storyline about underground car racing is now about a team of super spies that take on global threats. Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Jason Statham have been standouts entertainment-wise in this insane franchise, and so their characters now have their own spinoff movie. The movie is nuts and raises a ton of questions. Like what’s up with the age difference between Shaw and his sister? Why are these two guys the best people to do this job? Why didn’t the movie end after the Ukraine scene? Why on Earth would they fly to Samoa for the help of a mechanic?!
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  • @roseofoulesfame
    @roseofoulesfame 4 года назад +4458

    "That's Ludacris!" "No it's Dwayne Johnson." Nice.

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 года назад +67

      Ludicrous *

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 4 года назад +43

      @@vicmartone Ludacris*

    • @PhilSvitekYT
      @PhilSvitekYT 4 года назад +5

      So good

    • @thelorddrinian
      @thelorddrinian 4 года назад +5

      Perfect.

    • @ThePandaaa
      @ThePandaaa 4 года назад +39

      George Trapp no it’s Ludicrous because the pitching meeting guy meant it as the adjective and not the actor so you are wrong George

  • @WillGoslee
    @WillGoslee 4 года назад +14396

    Petition for pitch meeting only channel
    Edit: it’s happening

    • @ethanwatson6131
      @ethanwatson6131 4 года назад +540

      Ryan’s actual channel is mostly this type of stuff just not movie specific

    • @gamingcenter1572
      @gamingcenter1572 4 года назад +41

      @@ethanwatson6131 whats his channel

    • @ShadeShake
      @ShadeShake 4 года назад +92

      @@gamingcenter1572 Ryan

    • @luthegamecat922
      @luthegamecat922 4 года назад +499

      Yes please. Everything else screenrant makes is terrible

    • @SniperZaku
      @SniperZaku 4 года назад +58

      I'll sign that

  • @joeyowens1974
    @joeyowens1974 4 года назад +5134

    "That is Ludicrous!"
    "No, it's DwayneJohnson!"
    Comedy GOLD!

    • @ByronJames7
      @ByronJames7 4 года назад +37

      this had me in stitches!!!

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 4 года назад +6

      Damn smh

    • @elbonnybar
      @elbonnybar 4 года назад +10

      Ludacris??

    • @Thetruthiscosmic
      @Thetruthiscosmic 4 года назад +47

      @@elbonnybar Ludacris is the singer's name and a play on words on "ludicrous" which is another way of saying ridiculous or absurd.

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 4 года назад +6

      Platinum! Uranium! Einsteiniun!

  • @kschlieder
    @kschlieder 4 года назад +752

    Underrated second line: "It's just a play on words, it'll pass"

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 4 года назад +2871

    As a fellow lactose-intolerant I appreciate the subtle PSA about the dangers we face every day from cheesy movie dialogs. Society needs to be more aware of this important issue.

    • @miffymediocre
      @miffymediocre 4 года назад +61

      Dont worry it's just a play on words so it will pass

    • @WhiteCaneV1
      @WhiteCaneV1 4 года назад +24

      @@miffymediocre poop jokes are Tight!

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 4 года назад +7

      If a joke is so bad it gives you gas. That's an issue

    • @gevanlappido1304
      @gevanlappido1304 4 года назад +3

      It would also be good for the cow childrens that could stay with their parents if we would stop using cheesy lines

    • @kaylew108
      @kaylew108 4 года назад +2

      Awareness is the first step

  • @slagathor3604
    @slagathor3604 4 года назад +5499

    You’d think having Pitch Meetings carry your entire channel would be difficult.
    but it’s actually super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 4 года назад +63

      Especially when you say it like twice per episode

    • @OmarFeliciano
      @OmarFeliciano 4 года назад +81

      Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 😂

    • @Element.Nullify
      @Element.Nullify 4 года назад +118

      Carrying an entire channel is tight

    • @qingdom
      @qingdom 4 года назад +64

      Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

    • @kossend1
      @kossend1 4 года назад +71

      I'm going to need the rest of the channel to get all the way off Pitch Meetings back over this

  • @nickcariglia1988
    @nickcariglia1988 4 года назад +369

    "How can we have scenes of them playing together when he's several decades older than her?"
    "I don't know, but we're gonna"
    "Fair enough"

    • @sameerkhaleel2027
      @sameerkhaleel2027 3 года назад +8

      i don't get this, he is not a thief too, he is playing a thief, so why can't he play a thief in his 30s or 40s. we see many people in thier 20s playing high school roles like zendaya

    • @soledcontrolled2812
      @soledcontrolled2812 3 года назад +1

      Spread a virus that turns your insides into soup
      We aren’t laughing now

    • @elisejackson2854
      @elisejackson2854 3 года назад +11

      I mean Jason looks pretty young for his age.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 3 года назад +2

      Because it's extremely noticeable khheel.

  • @stuffums
    @stuffums 4 года назад +810

    "Genocide, shmenocide" - Telegraph to Winston Churchill's human rights inquiry, from SS high command, 1938

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад +31

      Ironic considering "shmenocide" would be a Yiddish expression.

    • @CedricBassman
      @CedricBassman 3 года назад +30

      @@davidanderson_surrey_bc
      Well if we Germans are good at one thing it's irony.

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 года назад +27

      And Churchill already committing genocides in India.

    • @michaelkarlin3727
      @michaelkarlin3727 3 года назад +2

      69 likes nice

    • @fishyc150
      @fishyc150 3 года назад +7

      @@TheFourthWinchester you still bleating on about the Bengal famine calling it a "genocide"???

  • @tyleralmquist7606
    @tyleralmquist7606 4 года назад +2388

    “Marvel gets away with it”
    I love this series so much

    • @MustardGuy161
      @MustardGuy161 2 года назад +15

      1.2k likes and no replies? Well, take mine!

    • @shlomoshlomo963
      @shlomoshlomo963 2 года назад +9

      1.2k likes and only 1 reply? Well, take mine

    • @joundihk4555
      @joundihk4555 2 года назад +7

      1.3k likes and there's two replies, well take mine too

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 2 года назад +4

      1.4k Likes? Here, take mine so another 100 'like' your comment! :)

    • @TheErlend87
      @TheErlend87 2 года назад +1

      4th!

  • @derekschultz5029
    @derekschultz5029 4 года назад +1704

    This producer guy never gets off pitch guys back

  • @brage1263
    @brage1263 4 года назад +2225

    HE HAS CRAZY GOOD AIM UNLESS HE'S AIMING AT SOMETHING THAT IS IMPORTANT TO THE STORY🤣

    • @arjunsatheesh7609
      @arjunsatheesh7609 4 года назад +59

      Describes generic super-villains in most media, quite succinctly.

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime 4 года назад +30

      Movie writing 101

    • @Protoman888
      @Protoman888 3 года назад +28

      well they'd be coated with 6 inches of plot armor anyways

    • @MistahJay7
      @MistahJay7 3 года назад +8

      so sick of that garbage lol

    • @jasonjacoby
      @jasonjacoby 3 года назад +1

      Idk, mang, i think Last Action Hero would be tight.

  • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
    @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 3 года назад +323

    The moment Hobbs was able to hold down a helicopter with his bare hands on a moving chain is where they fucked up any chance that character has at being a vulnerable human in peril.

    • @realdeal8930
      @realdeal8930 2 года назад +6

      @Berserking Bishop And he has the same height fall in Hobbs & Shaw and he's up and walking in just a minute.

    • @Emmanuel_Rocha
      @Emmanuel_Rocha 2 года назад +23

      Marvel gets away with it.

    • @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS
      @insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 2 года назад +10

      @@Emmanuel_Rocha that's about superheroes though. H&S wasn't necessarily.

    • @Emmanuel_Rocha
      @Emmanuel_Rocha 2 года назад +8

      @@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS it's a joke, dude. Don't take it too seriously.

    • @irrationallyodd6199
      @irrationallyodd6199 2 года назад +22

      yeah, at the point where they literally have him do something captain america couldn't is the end of worrying about him lol

  • @JasonMcAlpin
    @JasonMcAlpin 4 года назад +4361

    "what's wrong?" "I'm lactose intolerant. I didn't expect so much cheese." favorite line from this series.

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 4 года назад +112

      For your favorite line, you didn't take a lot of care to get it right

    • @Luggi83
      @Luggi83 4 года назад +11

      I definitely woke up my neighbors at 1 o'clock in the morning :-D

    • @georgemetz7277
      @georgemetz7277 4 года назад +24

      I'm going with "That's ludicrous. It's Dwayne Johnson. Never mind."

    • @LennarthAnaya
      @LennarthAnaya 4 года назад +3

      yeah 😂

    • @DennisBett
      @DennisBett 4 года назад +1

      Absolute best-est

  • @oneofthe12sionmains70
    @oneofthe12sionmains70 4 года назад +847

    "They want to turn our insides to soup"
    "Well that's where we put soup anyways, that won't be so bad"
    Comedy gold 😂

    • @darksharxz
      @darksharxz 4 года назад +2

      Bwaahaha

    • @rickybobby144
      @rickybobby144 4 года назад

      Fragi is awesome 👌👌👌

    • @sunnyhvar1992
      @sunnyhvar1992 Год назад +1

      That got me too, reminds me of the internal bleeding joke XD

  • @spadesx_
    @spadesx_ 3 года назад +63

    "Oh okay, lemme get off that thing ya big alpha male"
    Just the delivery of such lines...

    • @BanXxX69
      @BanXxX69 24 дня назад +1

      It‘s hilarious 😂

    • @spadesx_
      @spadesx_ 24 дня назад

      @@BanXxX69 ahaha right?! i love this series

  • @V1Z0Virus
    @V1Z0Virus 4 года назад +298

    How'd they get a plane on such "short" notice?
    Kevin Hart

  • @yourboicraig3728
    @yourboicraig3728 4 года назад +1175

    *”So, he did a back flip snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day”*

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 года назад +20

      What is this from? I keep seeing this quote lately.

    • @FrostEncounter
      @FrostEncounter 4 года назад +41

      @@raydunakin first guy to tell a fiction story I think

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 4 года назад +4

      @@FrostEncounter Awesome, thanks!

    • @abdulmalikadeola
      @abdulmalikadeola 4 года назад

      Hahaha

    • @Timelyvlogs
      @Timelyvlogs 4 года назад +6

      @Juan Q Hunoz yeahyeahyeah

  • @CrimsonSkull
    @CrimsonSkull 4 года назад +1660

    2 "barely an inconveniences" in one video?

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 4 года назад +132

      It was super easy.

    • @lawsonrg01
      @lawsonrg01 4 года назад +70

      Speaks to the level of writing in the movie's script, lol

    • @nimbu99
      @nimbu99 4 года назад +69

      2 catchphrases in one video is TIGHT!!!!

    • @theespers5263
      @theespers5263 4 года назад +12

      @@jonathancampbell5231 Barely an inconvenience.

    • @bigkahuna1221
      @bigkahuna1221 4 года назад +5

      Now that’s TIGHT

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 4 года назад +422

    Producer: "That's ludicrous."
    Writer: "No, that's Dwayne Johnson."
    Producer: "Never mind."

  • @TheDeathmail
    @TheDeathmail 4 года назад +169

    He has very good aim, except when it's important to the story *Every Stormtrooper cries* "Somebody understands!!!

    • @deepzone31
      @deepzone31 3 года назад +3

      Your comment is so precise.

    • @ruifigueiredo5486
      @ruifigueiredo5486 3 года назад

      @@deepzone31 its not storm troopers dont miss as much as people think

    • @okaydetar821
      @okaydetar821 2 года назад

      @@ruifigueiredo5486 He said they had very good aim, that doesn't imply they miss alot.

  • @EquesTron
    @EquesTron 4 года назад +1233

    You're not wrong. "Genocide, shmenocide." is an Oscar worthy line.

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 4 года назад +6

      lmfao

    • @risingbluephoenix1846
      @risingbluephoenix1846 4 года назад +2

      You should a Parody of this for your channel man!

    • @newguy7209
      @newguy7209 4 года назад +23

      "Who the hell are you?"
      "Bad guy."
      Idgaf what anyone says I love that line.

    • @alasdairwatson712
      @alasdairwatson712 4 года назад +4

      Writing Oscar worthy lines is tight

    • @falkets7888
      @falkets7888 4 года назад +1

      Did Brixton really say that?

  • @TheEqualizer-iw1bz
    @TheEqualizer-iw1bz 4 года назад +1661

    I keep thinking Hobbs & Shaw is a comic strip because of Calvin & Hobbes.

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 4 года назад +30

      Calvin grows up, has a kid with Suzie named Shawn. Hobbes misspells Shawn's name at one point and everyone keeps calling him "Shaw". I'd read that.

    • @annoyingkittycat6449
      @annoyingkittycat6449 4 года назад +1

      ADINO!

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 4 года назад +1

      Alfie Marsh Or is he (dun dun dunnnnn)

    • @jessefrank5788
      @jessefrank5788 3 года назад +2

      There's a Hobbes and Bacon fan comic about Calvin's daughter.

    • @billgbill6448
      @billgbill6448 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahahahahahaha This is soo freaking funny! I can’t believe you get a movie mixed up with a comic strip! That is such comedic gold!

  • @RevolverRez
    @RevolverRez Год назад +44

    I love the Fast and Furious movies. They're the finest cinematic shitposts Hollywood has ever produced.

  • @douglasvanderpool9605
    @douglasvanderpool9605 4 года назад +28

    “You big Alpha male.” 😂😂😂

  • @sociallyineptspider-man2366
    @sociallyineptspider-man2366 4 года назад +797

    "You're bleeding internally"
    Me:"i'm fine, that's where the bloods supposed to be "

    • @marsh8795
      @marsh8795 4 года назад +25

      Noice

    • @HafidzMurshidie
      @HafidzMurshidie 4 года назад +14

      TradeDaNinja smort

    • @Bob-jy4ju
      @Bob-jy4ju 4 года назад +11

      Hafidz Murshidie toit

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 4 года назад +8

      Keep going like this and you just might end up getting cast in fast and furious 34

    • @TheoTheCoolest
      @TheoTheCoolest 4 года назад +11

      NINE NINEEE

  • @keevankk873
    @keevankk873 4 года назад +688

    How the hell does he keep these so funny after almost 150 videos???😂😂
    Ryan, you sir are a genius.

    • @johnn1971
      @johnn1971 4 года назад +26

      Keevan Krishn he cares more than cinemasins, super easy barely an inconvenience!

    • @Syberz2
      @Syberz2 4 года назад +13

      Parody is easy when you have a winning formula for it.

    • @hitchjack
      @hitchjack 4 года назад +23

      Because people keep making terrible films to provide endless content!

    • @88michaelandersen
      @88michaelandersen 4 года назад +15

      @@hitchjack But he does this for good movies too, and those videos are funny as well. It really is amazing that he can be so good for so long.

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 4 года назад +2

      I would like your comment, but it has 69 likes

  • @crockettrobinson2076
    @crockettrobinson2076 3 года назад +35

    I grow to love "Imma need you to get off my back" just a bit more every time its said.

  • @anttam117
    @anttam117 Год назад +17

    I love it how despite his thirst for money, Producer Guy still has enough integrity to ask about some of the questionable choices behind every script.

  • @noeltobitdelafuente5743
    @noeltobitdelafuente5743 4 года назад +415

    "Marvel gets away with it." LOL

  • @fikseyoum7572
    @fikseyoum7572 4 года назад +362

    Having two "super easy barely an inconvenience" is TIGHT

  • @daneguitarist1
    @daneguitarist1 3 года назад +10

    its crazy how these two twins, that are obviously different people with different jobs got to work together in the film industry

  • @aufowithwificoverage3328
    @aufowithwificoverage3328 4 года назад +565

    Haven't seen the movie
    Don't plan to
    But DEFINITELY will watch Pitch Meeting

    • @JishtheFish
      @JishtheFish 4 года назад +5

      A M A Z I N G

    • @VideoInformation
      @VideoInformation 4 года назад +11

      It's a fun flick give it a try.

    • @haytijr5823
      @haytijr5823 4 года назад +6

      Watched it online yesterday, it's pretty funny with some weird music choices

    • @ALLDAYKPOP
      @ALLDAYKPOP 4 года назад +7

      That's what I do with movies I have no plan of watching. I know what happens on Twilight solely because of Pitch Meeting.

    • @boathousejoed9005
      @boathousejoed9005 4 года назад +2

      @@haytijr5823 yea,I thought I was in the wrong theater with that music....

  • @brandongrazioso
    @brandongrazioso 4 года назад +685

    "Are you ok?" "Yeah it's just I'm lactose intolerant and that was a lot of cheese"
    Omg I think you guys killed me there. Also I got a notification for this pitch meeting right as I got home from the movie

    • @paulaunger3061
      @paulaunger3061 4 года назад +7

      That was an utterly priceless line!

    • @blanktom6049
      @blanktom6049 4 года назад +9

      The "That's okay, it's just a play on words. it'll pass" line was what really got me!

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 4 года назад +2

      "It'll pass." I don't want to be around when he passes that much cheese.

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 4 года назад +3

      Brandon Grazioso also “it’s a little word play it will pass” hilarious word play

    • @FelipeKana1
      @FelipeKana1 4 года назад +1

      Ryan's writing is amazing

  • @the17thhokage2
    @the17thhokage2 3 года назад +24

    *"Lemme get offa that thang u hig Alpha male"* 😳😳

  • @The_Red_Legion
    @The_Red_Legion 4 года назад +12

    5:00
    Pretty much every scene with The Rock
    "That's ludicrous"
    "No it's Dwayne Johnson"
    "Nevermind"

  • @Iridys
    @Iridys 4 года назад +444

    “I’m lactose intolerant and that was a lot of cheese” 🤣😂🤣

    • @mcdutch83
      @mcdutch83 4 года назад +9

      Heliko don’t worry it’s just a play on words it’ll pass soon

    • @taranshah4263
      @taranshah4263 3 года назад +2

      I am ur 200th like bitch

  • @jakeross1484
    @jakeross1484 4 года назад +340

    “It would be insanely hard for Ryan to say his most iconic catchphrase twice in one video.”
    “Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz 4 года назад +7

      ...." his most iconic catchphrase twice in one video.” There, done. What? really? Ohhhhh... Whoops.....

    • @kossend1
      @kossend1 4 года назад +15

      Using a catch phrase twice in one video is tight

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 4 года назад +8

      Wow wow wow wow.

  • @AlphabetBoisAreSmelly
    @AlphabetBoisAreSmelly 3 года назад +18

    "That's ludacris"
    "No thats Dwayne Johnson"
    "Nevermind"

  • @RickTroutner
    @RickTroutner 3 года назад +32

    Things I learned in this video: Oscar is the head of Oscar's

  • @alcazar123456
    @alcazar123456 4 года назад +372

    I love how as the pitch meeting episodes have progressed over like the last two years, the producer has become more and more excited to hear the pitches! He knows talent when he sees it! Lol

    • @mercynamikoye9084
      @mercynamikoye9084 4 года назад +19

      Lol....omg I never thought of it that way....I guess the movies started making money and money makes producer guy happy and excited!

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 4 года назад +14

      Making money is tight.

    • @Koyasi78
      @Koyasi78 4 года назад +4

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 8 месяцев назад

      "watch as two pretty grounded characters turn into two Perma-smile psychopaths" - honest trailers

  • @reezwave
    @reezwave 4 года назад +810

    *_New films release in theaters_*
    Me in theaters: *excited*
    Ryan in theaters:
    *_One day later_*
    Screen Rant: So, do you have a new pitch meeting script for me?
    Ryan: Yes sir I do.

    • @ChaosDesigned
      @ChaosDesigned 4 года назад +27

      I've watched all of the pitched meetings, even for the movies I haven't seen, but I rewatch them after I watch the movie and it's even more enjoyable.

    • @lakehouse1607
      @lakehouse1607 4 года назад

      ChaosDesigned I’m doing that with this rn

    • @konradhomiak3700
      @konradhomiak3700 4 года назад +1

      Ryan is an amazing human being

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 года назад

      Lucky bastard has to go AND can claim as a business expense

    • @markreynolds1436
      @markreynolds1436 3 года назад +1

      @@vicmartone but he no longer enjoys movies as much.

  • @tyric3949
    @tyric3949 3 года назад +4

    Definitely the funniest 30 second start to any pitch meeting on this channel 😂😂. Well done

  • @toddgarver5397
    @toddgarver5397 4 года назад +3

    At 1:40 I wanted the executive to say I'm learning so much about periods. Lmao

  • @mc1013
    @mc1013 4 года назад +111

    Me: I haven’t seen pitch meetings in couple weeks... where are the videos?
    Producer: I need you to get all the waaay off my back...

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 года назад +160

    Man , once they get into Space , It's gonna be TIGHT!!!

    • @themanmoses1537
      @themanmoses1537 4 года назад

      I believe Brixton will join them. Remember in the movie he was saying I starting to like you guy's.

    • @themanmoses1537
      @themanmoses1537 4 года назад

      @Black Ninja is he really tho?

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 4 года назад

      Please let it happen!

  • @wolfiemuse
    @wolfiemuse 3 года назад +66

    Screenwriter Guy: “It would turn their insides to soup.”
    Producer Guy: “That doesn’t seem so bad, that’s where we put soup anyways...”
    SG: “Yeah, but this would be bad.”
    PG: “Well, if you say so..”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @bmo7074
      @bmo7074 2 года назад +1

      This was my favorite line!!!

  • @igor_kossov
    @igor_kossov 3 года назад +41

    "That was Oscar, head of the Oscars. He wants to give you an oscar for the best bad guy line."

  • @alicedubois1348
    @alicedubois1348 4 года назад +456

    I just saw "The first guy to ever own a cat" on your channel, it's pretty funny! I subbed right away. 🐈

    • @theaces3697
      @theaces3697 4 года назад +21

      yeah well i liked him first!
      hopefully you get the ref

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 года назад +6

      @@theaces3697 I subbed first, i am a better fan that you, sucker

    • @woodbbl
      @woodbbl 4 года назад +4

      Ooh you are so lucky to have new content to binge!

    • @ndjoker34
      @ndjoker34 4 года назад +1

      @@theaces3697 lol I get it. I liked him first you phoney pile of garbage 😂

  • @anzor.nakayev
    @anzor.nakayev 4 года назад +146

    "Oscar for the best bad guy line of the past ten years"😁😁😁

    • @phatnecc7307
      @phatnecc7307 4 года назад +9

      Genocide schmenocide

    • @joshg.6315
      @joshg.6315 4 года назад +8

      Oscar schmoscar

    • @056Iceking
      @056Iceking 4 года назад +4

      That's oddly specific, must be true!

    • @yaboythepizzaboi
      @yaboythepizzaboi 4 года назад

      This is for avengers endgame right? Hehehehhehehehehe ha... ha.... Waaaaaaah WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH

    • @levyathan8108
      @levyathan8108 4 года назад

      Can somebody explain to me what the line means?

  • @4Leka
    @4Leka 3 года назад +8

    "That was a lot unexpected cheese!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LaughnCry27
    @LaughnCry27 4 года назад +20

    0:43 always makes me laugh

  • @fantedanedits5850
    @fantedanedits5850 4 года назад +100

    *"Marvel gets away with it..."* 😂 😂 😂

  • @BrianMillsMFA
    @BrianMillsMFA 4 года назад +456

    Was "genocide/schmenocide" ACTUALLY a line in this movie???

    • @nicknielsen6890
      @nicknielsen6890 4 года назад +71

      Brian Mills yup

    • @Peter-fj8qu
      @Peter-fj8qu 4 года назад +24

      Ya

    • @YumiSumire
      @YumiSumire 4 года назад +16

      @Dr. M. H. I'm curious to. I torrented the movie and couldn't even finish it. It's so boring

    • @thomasonyango8208
      @thomasonyango8208 4 года назад +37

      @Dr. M. H. It was delivered by Idris Elba during the scene when the try to steal the virus

    • @Bonker_
      @Bonker_ 4 года назад +22

      @Dr. M. H. Why would you have the hero deliver a play on words of genocide...

  • @SupermanLXVII
    @SupermanLXVII 10 месяцев назад +5

    Please never stop making these. These are hilarious! I haven't seen one of these that I didn't like!

  • @trevorlambert4226
    @trevorlambert4226 4 года назад +94

    The two different characters pronounce "pew pew pew" differently. Nice detail.

  • @jerrysstories711
    @jerrysstories711 4 года назад +62

    I was hoping the Samoans were going to ALL be played by Dwayne Johnson. All of them. Picture it.

    • @jpweidemoyer8544
      @jpweidemoyer8544 4 года назад +7

      It’s a tough job, but Samoans gotta do it.

    • @jbtechcon7434
      @jbtechcon7434 4 года назад +3

      @@jpweidemoyer8544 That wasn't their national motto before, but it is now. Well done.

    • @A1exS8
      @A1exS8 4 года назад

      JP Weidemoyer best comment🤣

    • @d.2605
      @d.2605 4 года назад

      JP Weidemoyer bruh. 😂

    • @alangunn7254
      @alangunn7254 4 года назад +1

      It would be like a hoard of giant oompaloompas!

  • @ridgedevil09
    @ridgedevil09 4 года назад

    Best series on RUclips. Keep it coming my guy!

  • @messengerescape
    @messengerescape 4 года назад +1

    I swear these are like my favourite thing on the internet right now!

  • @jeffgalef121
    @jeffgalef121 4 года назад +164

    "That's ludicrous."
    "No, it's Dwayne Johnson."
    "Nevermind. "
    That made my morning.

  • @CineDesi
    @CineDesi 4 года назад +653

    I know it's unlikely to ever happen, but would love a Pitch Meeting for Old Boy (the Josh Brolin version).

    • @thecouncilofnine4692
      @thecouncilofnine4692 4 года назад +31

      jaby koay "Ohhhh, banging a girl you don't know is your daughter is... oh god, forget about it.

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 4 года назад +38

      The korean version so much better than that crap. Film.Spike Lee was even bored shooting it.

    • @JameAndy-be1pv
      @JameAndy-be1pv 3 года назад +12

      New films release in theaters
      Me in theaters: excited
      Ryan in theaters:
      One day later
      Screen Rant: So, do you have a new pitch meeting script for me?
      Ryan: Yes sir I do.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 года назад +1

      @@thecouncilofnine4692 That is not TIGHT!

    • @Pointman11111
      @Pointman11111 3 года назад +5

      "Scarlet Witch banging Thanos?"
      "Yeah yeah yeah."
      "Works for me."

  • @kousetsuhana
    @kousetsuhana 4 года назад +3

    Just got back from the cinema and i can finally watch this!!! :) so happy

  • @xXMapcoXx
    @xXMapcoXx 4 года назад +11

    Executive," how can we have flash backs of them as children together if shaw is decades older than his sister?" Writer," I dont know, but were gonna!"

  • @iArpanMishra
    @iArpanMishra 4 года назад +128

    "I am lactose intolerant and it was some high level cheese" Ryan your jokes are way more intelligent than many outstanding comedians! 😂😂😂😂

  • @smilingflame3152
    @smilingflame3152 4 года назад +152

    I literally just finished watching that 10 minutes ago
    thanks for the pitch 👍

    • @Mandigx
      @Mandigx 4 года назад +2

      Wow, that was a short movie

    • @thetoddsmith
      @thetoddsmith 4 года назад

      I figuratively watched that 10 minutes ago

    • @Dani2wheels
      @Dani2wheels 4 года назад

      How could you watch an entire movie in 10 minutes?

    • @deione170
      @deione170 4 года назад

      @@Dani2wheels he didn't start the movie 10 min ago he finished it 10 min ago

  • @starfishandroid
    @starfishandroid 4 года назад

    This is my favorite thing to watch on youtube. It needs its own channel.

  • @DaLumpy1
    @DaLumpy1 3 года назад +7

    “Oh that is ludicrous”
    “No, it’s Dwyane Johnson”
    Lmao

  • @ducheswannabe
    @ducheswannabe 4 года назад +93

    I gotta say, I ignore all other notifications from this channel. Pitch Meeting is the only one I click on. :)

  • @doritosdaman
    @doritosdaman 4 года назад +31

    I think "wow wow wow wow" explained my feelings for this story line exactly

  • @ChristopherMaselli
    @ChristopherMaselli 4 года назад

    Just went to see this movie and couldn't wait to get home and watch the pitch. @Ryan you were right on as usual. GREAT stuff!

  • @MarisolFerreiraMarysoul
    @MarisolFerreiraMarysoul 4 года назад +265

    I clicked so fast... wow wow wow.

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon 4 года назад +185

    I have a request: Jersey Shore. I can only imagine how absurd that pitch meeting was.

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 4 года назад +1

      Jersey shore shark attack.

    • @iluvyunie
      @iluvyunie 4 года назад +15

      But to use insight to attack it, he would have to actually watch it. Could you deal with breaking the mentality of someone whose videos you appreciate :p

    • @RD-eg1df
      @RD-eg1df 4 года назад +4

      Or any kind of reality tv for that matter
      Big Brother:
      "So you have a TV show for me?"
      "Yeah, so I was thinking we could put a bunch of emotional young people in the same house and put cameras everywhere."
      "Yeah, and then what?"
      ..........

    • @iluvyunie
      @iluvyunie 4 года назад +6

      @@RD-eg1df
      "nothing"
      "that's the show?"
      "yes"
      "is there a purpose?"
      "unclear"

  • @soulwarrior
    @soulwarrior 4 года назад +16

    Once you've watched a couple of these, whenever the "Actually, it's gonna be super easy... barely an inconvenience!" line shows up, you can't help but crack up.
    That's at least my experience. These are so damned good!!! :-)

  • @johnnyblaze8439
    @johnnyblaze8439 3 года назад

    Gonna need a compilation of this series

  • @ericschuster2680
    @ericschuster2680 4 года назад +28

    Watching a freshly new Pitch Meeting episode after a 2-week-pause is TIGHT

    • @stephenrosenfelder8125
      @stephenrosenfelder8125 4 года назад

      That was WAY too long. Almost went back and binged the others again. Still might.

  • @machinenamon
    @machinenamon 4 года назад +60

    "Oh that's Ludacris"
    "No that's Dwayne Johnson"
    LOL the best joke in this one.

  • @hybriddavinci
    @hybriddavinci 3 года назад +6

    "Its ok, its just a play on words. It'll pass." 😂😂

  • @costaliberta5969
    @costaliberta5969 4 года назад

    one of the best, congrats, keep it up!

  • @i9incher
    @i9incher 4 года назад +61

    I love how he updates the computer in the background depending on the year of the movie.

  • @mufasanatangwe8394
    @mufasanatangwe8394 4 года назад +247

    Marvel Gets Away With It

    • @griffionwyvrus9063
      @griffionwyvrus9063 4 года назад +12

      Super easy barely an inconvenience!!!

    • @MP-yk5pq
      @MP-yk5pq 4 года назад +2

      Not the Same Thing.

    • @zachrobinson6801
      @zachrobinson6801 4 года назад +6

      MP 1909 Yeah it is.

    • @MP-yk5pq
      @MP-yk5pq 4 года назад

      @@zachrobinson6801 no.

    • @oscarmccormack1611
      @oscarmccormack1611 4 года назад +5

      @@zachrobinson6801
      No. As of yet, every Marvel film that doesn't have other heroes in them is either set somewhere where calling on the other Avengers is unnecessary or impossible (Doctor Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy), happen too quickly for anyone to be reached (basically every Phase 2 film) or the discrepancy is openly acknowledged (Ant-Man, Far From Home).

  • @bluepenguin3686
    @bluepenguin3686 4 года назад

    So many good lines in this one. Great video!

  • @TjPro101
    @TjPro101 3 года назад +11

    "That Is Ludicrous"
    "No, its Dwayne Johnson"
    "Nevermind.."

  • @ItsTheGuy77
    @ItsTheGuy77 4 года назад +100

    Woohoo! Finally, A new pitch meeting. It's been 2 weeks without one. I'd honestly unsubscribe without them. These are literally the ONLY reason I'm subscribed to this channel.

    • @Bigcashmoney12
      @Bigcashmoney12 4 года назад +5

      Me too. I don't care about the rest of the content. If he were to make a separate channel then I'd unsubscribe

    • @ArcadeMarx
      @ArcadeMarx 4 года назад +5

      @@Bigcashmoney12 ryan has a playlist on his personal channel with all the pitch meetings

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 4 года назад +2

      Guess Ryan had a vacation. Good for him.

    • @memorra
      @memorra 4 года назад +2

      @@Bigcashmoney12 His personal channel has some hilarious videos too, though not pitch meetings, they are well worth watching. He definitely deserves way more subs.

  • @carloseduardogarcia2598
    @carloseduardogarcia2598 4 года назад +77

    Make a breaking bad pitch meeting 🙏

  • @wizardofoz182
    @wizardofoz182 3 года назад

    dude you are awesome!! I like these movies but this is brutaly funny :))

  • @projekttaku1
    @projekttaku1 2 года назад +10

    "and hobbs is going to be holding the last train and a helicopter"
    "that's ludicrous!"
    "marvel gets away with it."
    "oh never mind."

  • @HellfireClub242
    @HellfireClub242 4 года назад +78

    How did you get the actual footage of the pitch meeting for this movie? All this testosterone is TIGHT!!!

    • @danielpa7785
      @danielpa7785 4 года назад +6

      Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @rdheartbreaker
    @rdheartbreaker 4 года назад +101

    You know the whole Virus thing was taken directly from Mission Impossible II

    • @A1exS8
      @A1exS8 4 года назад +18

      Roshan Dugar tbh all spy-action movies have the same villain, plot, etc.
      You cant have a bad guy wanting to turn the whole world into horses😕that would be weird, so yeah virusses, bombs etc is the way to go

    • @bigbadbob7070
      @bigbadbob7070 4 года назад +6

      AlexS8 well every spy-action movie villain doesn’t have to be genocidal maniacs who want to kill 90% of the worlds population

    • @A1exS8
      @A1exS8 4 года назад +2

      @@bigbadbob7070 I get ya but I dont make these movies my friend...

    • @JermaineYoung
      @JermaineYoung 4 года назад +8

      @@bigbadbob7070 Sorry to bother you but did you say horses? 😉

    • @mikemagnus9447
      @mikemagnus9447 4 года назад +2

      @@A1exS8 So... Uh... The Conversion bearu?

  • @TheDuerden
    @TheDuerden 4 года назад

    Having found these, I watch another, and there more brilliant lines. And two Super Easy, barely even an inconvenience in one video...nice.

  • @Mrbobster87
    @Mrbobster87 2 года назад +1

    I think I forever messed up movies for my self because I am addicted to your pitches

  • @Pentaholic88
    @Pentaholic88 4 года назад +9

    “I’m lactose intolerant but that was a lot of unexpected cheese” That’s is so good! 😂

  • @danielattrell
    @danielattrell 4 года назад +132

    Dora and the Lost City of Gold Pitch Meeting

  • @aimeewilson6682
    @aimeewilson6682 4 года назад +1

    I started crying at the crow part. I’ve been sick all day so thanks for cheering me up

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 8 месяцев назад

      I'm still not sure what it means I feel lost lol. Hopefully you are better by now heh.

  • @AVHaxor
    @AVHaxor 4 года назад

    Best one so far

  • @jstnsmutek
    @jstnsmutek 4 года назад +15

    Ryan Reynolds doesn't act like Deadpool. Deadpool acts like Ryan Reynolds

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 года назад +2

      Most of Ryan Reynolds' characters act like Ryan Reynolds. He'll always be a guy from a pizza-place to me.

    • @artphone610
      @artphone610 4 года назад

      They are both boring.

    • @jstnsmutek
      @jstnsmutek 4 года назад

      @@user-vn7ce5ig1z me too, loved that show

  • @LILGHETTI
    @LILGHETTI 4 года назад +47

    Subscribing to screen rant just for the pitch meetings is super easy barely an inconvenience!! 👌😂

    • @bigbadbob7070
      @bigbadbob7070 4 года назад +2

      Especially since you managed to do that from beyond the grave

  • @ichimarugin6845
    @ichimarugin6845 3 года назад +11

    "actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"
    My favourite line 😂😂😂

  • @clamum
    @clamum 4 года назад

    I could watch these videos 24-7. I want to

  • @x5992
    @x5992 4 года назад +8

    Finally, I was getting pitch meeting withdrawls.

  • @dannylobo209
    @dannylobo209 4 года назад +33

    -“okay then, well i guess you should get ALL THE WAY OFF MY BACK about how the last movie ended!”
    -“ohh okay let me get off that thing you big alpha male”
    😂😂😂

    • @ricarto2k2
      @ricarto2k2 4 года назад +2

      That part was so damn funny lmfaoooo

  • @andrewroy9263
    @andrewroy9263 4 года назад

    This one is perfect