i know how he knew the cupcake was Poisoned the frosting was gone 0:12 that little bit of frosting on the cup shape 0:14 when they swap that little bit was not there
@@GamerEpic27 it’s just a saying meaning something good that’s made better. The scene is funny but the comment made go from chuckling to full on laughter
Sounds like my son's baseball coach. ⚾️ The parents complain that he's too abrasive. He reminds me of my Dad who was a Naval officer and had a potty mouth too.
Imagine that his digestive system actually managed to purify the poison by absorbing all the beneficial compounds, leaving concentrated poisonous compounds in a gas form. Reminds me of poison arrow frog in some sense.
I imagine, through his service, he likely developed a tolerance of not an outright immunity to lighter poisons. It’s plausible that he incidentally ingested and/or absorbed harsh chemicals which built that tolerance.
This movie was an instant hit with me! I was in the Army when it came out. And it was so refreshing to finally see a good movie after seeing dull ones.
I was in a boy's group home. One of the staff was/is an Army MP. Would come state side and run us through hell. (Miss that the most sometimes.) Anyhoo. I managed to win an MRE through military trivia one afternoon. It had a strawberry shake. He noticed after I drank it. Told me to stay away from him. I straight up just leaned back and said I'll be fine. My stomach is a garbage disposal. Bro. He never stopped giving me side eye the whole day. Before lights out he asked me if I had any problems. Nope. He said something while walking away.
I met Chris Owens, he really enjoyed talking to me about what it was like shooting Major Payne and American Pie. He even shared details behind the scenes that we didn't see. Also mentioned Damon Wayans always lost his voice for how he spoke on set. They shot this movie at a Real Military School in Virginia
@@codeysnow2980 you’re both right. They were trying to give him food poisoning and destroyed his intestines for a week. Lol that pretty much is a laxative
Probably - it has to do with the Film industry running through a monopoly. Star wars, Avengers, Fast Furious etc hogging the limelight. In the 90's nobody cared about Star wars. On this juncture, I must admit my contribution to the rise of movie series.
It s all about the movement, refresh rate and some filters... on modern HD TVs and cinemas that effect its gone, it almost look too real like you are in live theater.
0:37 you can tell he see the cupcake is not the same one from before but he also knows that it's a laxative. My uncle was special forces. He said every special forces teaches them to Take in there soundings and remember every detail
Instead of making a Major Payne 2 where Benson enlists himself into a scared straight program. The film's director Nick Castle instead gave us an unfunny flop called Mr. Wrong (1996) starring Ellen DeGeneres.
My cousin was in this movie. It was filmed at his school and his JROTC drill team was cast as extras in the final competition scene as one of the rival schools. He’s a LTC in the Army now and just made the Colonel list.
Back when the Wayans brothers actually tried instead of just phoning it in. I miss these guys. I wonder if they can come together with the same fire they used to have, even if it's only just once.
This is one of those few scenes in movies that actually get me a big appetite for that something. Like the Big Kahuna Burger and sprite scene in Palp Fiction. Goddammit I want a cupcake now!
Probably one of the funniest movies I have ever seen these kids try to do everything in their power to get rid of major pain but they couldn't hilarious I love the cupcake scene
I love how his facial expressions said he pretty much knew sumn was up right from the start
years of field MRE's and dirty swamp water turned his stomach into a machine he was more confident in than his rifle
i know how he knew the cupcake was Poisoned
the frosting was gone
0:12 that little bit of frosting on the cup shape
0:14 when they swap that little bit was not there
you need an eagle eye for somethings
you have to have an eagle eye for these sort of things how many people didn't pay attention to that little detail?
@@dallasmay4031 also dumbo failing to play it cool
The entirety of this movie is just magical
But this... THIS... Is the summit, “Damn G he nearly put you in a coma” 😂😂😂
@@Bayou_Russ lol
I've never even heard of it til I found this video lol
@@leaf2180 I would highly reccomend it, its hilarious
@@GMan-ne5bx I imagine anything with Damon Wayans is pretty funny.
Don't underestimate a soldier who has lived on MREs... their rock gut has reached legendary levels.....
He’s not a Soldier he’s a Marine Corp Officer
@@nathangallegos9304 Yes, you're right... but you get where I'm going with it.
@@aa-ze5cz yup
His stomach is stronger than the Trenchbold in Matilda
I am similar. My friend got sick on some the same lamb I ate but I just farted if anything 😂
Honestly I think he was brought his own army surplous from ww2
MRE's man change your stomach into a solid titanium steel lined machine lol 🤣
I've only ever had five in my whole life but yes I believe it 🤣
Some MRE's kept you from being constipated. The ham and potatoes was good for that as was the tuna casserole.
Lol ya till u drink prune juice lol
I just saw a video where snake venom turned a blood sample into a wet twinkie
Qw
That's what decades of eating rations does to you, man probably didn't even realize there was poison, he probably just thought that was breakfast.
Thank you for that. The scene had me laughing but your comment was the frosting on the cake, I was howling 🤣
What did they put in there. Laxatives? Man's didn't even flinch.
@@SlideIX frosting on the cupcake?
Chili Mac ration will make your stomach strong
@@GamerEpic27 it’s just a saying meaning something good that’s made better. The scene is funny but the comment made go from chuckling to full on laughter
I love how the kid passed out in non uniform and woke up fully dressed in uniform🤣🤣🤣
I never noticed that! THAT is hilarious!
💀💀😭😭😂😂
He was shanghaied clearly
He was passed out they had to dress him.
"Damn G, he almost put you into a coma"
I like your cut, G
The way he screams “KILL” when he opens his apple juice has stuck with me forever lmao
I didn't even know what he said, thanks for clearing that up 🤣
@@OnlyNolesknow me either
@@justinsmolik2834 ditto, but love it all the same
@@Quickdrawingartist They should've known not to mess with MAJOR BENSON WINIFRED PAYNE lol
That's exactly why I came to this video lol
KILL!!!!
That cupcake always looked so dam good🤤
I khow right?
yummy
Exactly.
Delicious
The EDP special 😍
“Hey, hey dummy! What’s the matter you can’t see either?” 😂😂😂
Shit had me rolling 😂
"You gaggle of maggots couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a baseball bat" 😅😅😅
Sounds like my son's baseball coach. ⚾️ The parents complain that he's too abrasive. He reminds me of my Dad who was a Naval officer and had a potty mouth too.
I always thought he said. "Hey girly, what's the matter? You can't see here?" That was back on the early 2000's.
I almost fell off the toilet laughing 😂 i couldn't focus on pooping
Imagine that his digestive system actually managed to purify the poison by absorbing all the beneficial compounds, leaving concentrated poisonous compounds in a gas form. Reminds me of poison arrow frog in some sense.
just wondering, how would that even be possible?
That's exactly what it did though
Do you mean by how they eat certain diet and create poison
Or is it something else
@@griffcrit9905 already got my answer, my dumbass just had to use my brain if I had one
I imagine, through his service, he likely developed a tolerance of not an outright immunity to lighter poisons.
It’s plausible that he incidentally ingested and/or absorbed harsh chemicals which built that tolerance.
I love how Major Payne sits down at his table, and literally "throws" a look in their direction, and they look down!😁
He knows they're plotting on him. Very paranoid. 😆 🤣 😂
@@davidcombs3617 well he did tell them war has made him very paranoid lol
@@Dee_Nice89 and when a man gets a-eyeballing him, it makes his Agent Orange act up.
@@6oclocknewsat8 and he gets the urge to Kill!!!!
This movie was an instant hit with me! I was in the Army when it came out. And it was so refreshing to finally see a good movie after seeing dull ones.
Movie name bro??
@@ankurchettri.valarmorghuli4190 Major Payne
@@ankurchettri.valarmorghuli4190 its in the title of the video you just got clicked on?
I'm 43 years old now and I still laugh every time I see a clip from this movie
You're old af. I'm 22
I got you beat by almost 20 years and I bust a gut as well. This is pretty well timeless.
Damn, i didn't know major payne be pulling out the chemical warfare
its the agent orange in his blood
Mustard gas
Well tbf they may have started the Chem warfare...Payne just finished it
This man was always funny such a great actor
Handy man
Yeah, he's awesome in The Last boy scout too
Revenge is a dish best served in a cupcake 🧁 until you run into Major Payne
What if it was Chuck Norris instead of Major Payne?
KIA
I still rank creme filled donuts as top, with a few saucy photos at the bottom ;)
He dud better than Rasputin with a poisoned cupcake by actually deflecting it back on his enemies. Rasputin merely survived the cupcake.
My life goal is too produce a fart that drops someone instantly
There are worse goals in life than that for sure! :P
@@finnishfatman my
Someone or a whole group?
Chipotle
Taco bell
This movie is so underrated
I watched this countless times when I was a kid
He definitely at one point had the elusive strawberry shake in the MRE.
I freaking loved those!
Those rock tho
Man, those and the vanilla ones slapped!
I was in a boy's group home.
One of the staff was/is an Army MP.
Would come state side and run us through hell.
(Miss that the most sometimes.)
Anyhoo.
I managed to win an MRE through military trivia one afternoon.
It had a strawberry shake.
He noticed after I drank it.
Told me to stay away from him.
I straight up just leaned back and said I'll be fine. My stomach is a garbage disposal.
Bro. He never stopped giving me side eye the whole day.
Before lights out he asked me if I had any problems.
Nope.
He said something while walking away.
this movie is a genuine GEM of its time. to this day i can and will sporadically quote this movie to my friends while they roll their eyes at me
I do too and also robin hood men in tights, and both ace ventura movies
@@TheJebster21 you have good taste in comedies
I have watched them at least 30 times each or that I happen to remember lol
I met Chris Owens, he really enjoyed talking to me about what it was like shooting Major Payne and American Pie. He even shared details behind the scenes that we didn't see. Also mentioned Damon Wayans always lost his voice for how he spoke on set. They shot this movie at a Real Military School in Virginia
I love this movie. I can't put it any simpler. It's a classic. Funny just plain funny.
I swear I can taste exactly how that cupcake would be with that pinkish icing, almost cherry like. Oof the mind can be funny. Such a classic.
Crap.....now I'm hungry!!
This scene was so funny I peed in my pants 😂
I know the cupcake has poison but it always looked so damn good
It's more like a laxative not poison,dont know why they put that in the title
@@GMan-ne5bx it's not really said in the movie. So technically he poisoned him. Idk, either way this movie is a national treasure in my book...
@@codeysnow2980 no it is said they were talking how he would be on the toilet for weeks or sumthing like that
@@codeysnow2980 you’re both right. They were trying to give him food poisoning and destroyed his intestines for a week. Lol that pretty much is a laxative
but after eating horrble food he plob was able to take his first poop in years that day, then never again
This movie is comedy gold! I can honestly say the first time i watched this movie i fell over laughing so hard i stopped breathing
I love this part of the movie
Movie name?
@@reyan.t3543 major payne
Something about 90s early 2000s Filming cameras make them so much better than today’s high quality cameras
Film itself technically has infinite resolution, though in practice there is a limit at which higher resolution doesn't make a difference.
Probably - it has to do with the Film industry running through a monopoly.
Star wars, Avengers, Fast Furious etc hogging the limelight.
In the 90's nobody cared about Star wars.
On this juncture, I must admit my contribution to the rise of movie series.
It s all about the movement, refresh rate and some filters... on modern HD TVs and cinemas that effect its gone, it almost look too real like you are in live theater.
0:37 you can tell he see the cupcake is not the same one from before but he also knows that it's a laxative. My uncle was special forces. He said every special forces teaches them to Take in there soundings and remember every detail
If he knew it was a laxative cupcake then why did he eat it anyway without hesitation?
@@taylorschott4659 clearly you never ate MRE before
0:15 Sherminator from American Pie...whaaaaaaaaaat
Yoooooo I never noticed that 😂
Also the jumper from Van Wilder
This movie deserved a sequel.
In this time? when every sh^^t is offence and it must be cancel? no way.
@@gatolocoverga152 yea it'll be cancelled in a heart beat
Instead of making a Major Payne 2 where Benson enlists himself into a scared straight program.
The film's director Nick Castle instead gave us an unfunny flop called Mr. Wrong (1996) starring Ellen DeGeneres.
Lol why
@@gatolocoverga152 lol
I was just waiting for that fart 😂😂😂
My cousin was in this movie. It was filmed at his school and his JROTC drill team was cast as extras in the final competition scene as one of the rival schools. He’s a LTC in the Army now and just made the Colonel list.
2:12 bro was cheeked up he was ready to serve alright
I'll be honest I didn't expect this to be recently uploaded.
They literally needed 8 kids just to replace a cupcake sitting on a plate
Exactly lol, I guess teamwork so they all in on it 😁😁.
Him opening that can is an underrated hilarious scene. That scream “HUYHHHHH” 🤣💀
I can't believe this movie never had a sequel? This was Damon Wayans best character.
I would've loved a sequel to this.
It didn't do that well at the box office even though it's a pretty good movie.
Back when the Wayans brothers actually tried instead of just phoning it in. I miss these guys. I wonder if they can come together with the same fire they used to have, even if it's only just once.
I love it!!! The fart the end though just “cracks” me. Ahh. Major Payne is hilarious. =)
1:47 cracked me up hard lol😂😂😂
Oh man....... the bubble guts sounded dangerous asf @1:16
Having seen this movie when I was in my mid-20s, now in my early 50s, I can fully understand how truly deadly farts can be.
Is anyone else running through all the clips now wanting to watch to movie
Whenever I eat a cupcake I ALWAYS think of this.
i always liked at 1:22 when he clears his teeth like he finally got major payne.
That's good one
"It can't be legal the way he's been treating us." 🤣🤣🤣
I don't know if it's even possible for movies like this to be made anymore.
It's not
It would be pulled from theaters after 120 million complaints
The good ol times.
@@39mack23 a million complaints from only a hundred people using different identities lol.
@@nopulau8628 😂😂
They didn't account for the fact that Major Payne’s gut had to digest all sorts of weird stuff over the years.
Knowing how the mres are now I can’t imagine how bad they used to be
crayon flavor cupcake
My uncle told me they where the nightmare of all. Canned ham that has been baking in the hot sun just ready to blow up....
@@stormraider2807 meal ready to eat lol hot ham
Separate were way better
they came with a free pack of cigarretes so not all that bad.
He got an iron stomach damn no effect
Iron nah that stomach is made of titanium
crayon power
@@jager5796 so your a titan.
They could never make this movie today. Lol
Right, now days they always find something wrong.
@@josephanthony1655 exactly
I still laugh after watching a million times
The unity in this squad is amazing
This is one of those few scenes in movies that actually get me a big appetite for that something. Like the Big Kahuna Burger and sprite scene in Palp Fiction. Goddammit I want a cupcake now!
0:15 He's coming He's coming and the deaf guy is the first to run haha 😂😂😂
he probably felt his footsteps
I love the part when his stomach gets gassy and bubbly, that fart was deadly
I loved this movie as a kid. Let me take your mind off that pain
Before this he opened a beer can with one finger
Apple juice. He's eating in a school cafeteria.
I’ve never seen the full movie. I’ve always seen bits of it over the years and it cracks me up.
I swear I always get the bubble guts 20 seconds before I join a mandatory 1 hour meeting.
Poisoned cupcake:❌
Poisoned fart:✅
I noticed that Cadet Dotson wasn’t in the cafeteria with the other cadets during this scene.
Damn G.. he put you in a Coma... LMAO
1:57 The shermanator from American pie
The way Major sat down and immediately looked at them always tickled my dad (a retired Air Force Tech Sargent) and I. 🤣🤣
1:47 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:49 Instead little Chuck Sherman got poisoned
You look stupid writing with numbers.
@@ericfalcon8432 He never did.
Him opening the juice can with his fingers gets me every time
Man i miss being a kid.
Me too
Mayor Payne's stomach rumbles and bubbles amazing
Who the avengers called: Captain Marvel
Who they should've called: Major Payne
😂 hed clean there colon out faster than a burrito with guacamole sauce
"Hey! Dummy? whats the matter? you cant see either?!"
💀💀💀
That cupcake looked bang
0:42 lmao
2:43 Died right here too
Major Payne's stomach rumbles and bubbles a lot
Maybe it was the apple juice instead of the cupcake 😂😂😂😂😂
1:49 when you had too much Chipotle
😂😂😂😂
Love this movie.
2:48 it makes me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Legit just came for the comments. My dad was a Marine and served during the Vietnam War. He is 79 now, and I can confirm . . . .Iron stomach.
Probably one of the funniest movies I have ever seen these kids try to do everything in their power to get rid of major pain but they couldn't hilarious I love the cupcake scene
This movie used to make me laugh so hard when I was a kid
1:49 😂😂 I heard some phony fart sounds in movies, but this one sounded so real, it’s like he did it for real.
Why he passed out
The way he ate that cupcake always made me want one so bad lol
I open my drinks like him too!!! Been doin it every since I watched this movie
Payne got a sweet tooth, he destroyed that cupcake.
Not really a sweet tooth mainly just military MRE’s that on a good day can taste like cardboard so anything above that is a treat 😂
This whole movie is fucking gold dude, it has a special place in my heart
"what's the matter you dumy ! You can't see either !" Lol
Me having a 5-layered burrito from taco bell after my date:
you weak sauce. eat a bunch of scorpion peppers
I love that room with the tall doors. Reminds me of my time in boardershool.
It can’t be legal the way he’s been treating us yet they tried to poison someone 😭
Major Payne is quite handsome
Одна из моих любимых сцен ! Как же он изящно ест пирожное, а ведь это наверно не один дубль !!!
Major Payne Wins…..Flawless Victory….. Fatality!! 😂😂
1:43 my brother’s farts:
That is what I call a gas attack.😂😂😂
I swear my stomach was like this for a good 10-15 years after I got out of the Corps. I could eat damn near anything it seemed. Not anymore! lmao
The only man who could eat poison…..and FART it out! 😂😂😂
Cool trivia fact: Nick Castle, the OG Michael Myers directed this masterpiece!
2:48 lol