They really cant be mad at Alex for speaking up to majorPayne. Cuz all went 'yeah' very slyly as soon as he said it so. They got no right to be mad at him .
I actually wondered why the geande didnt go off in major Payne hand. Then just now I realised that his finger was keeping the other piece/I forget what its called/ from moving, so that piece didnt ignite it. So it didnt blow until he threw it.
You sure about that? I was thinking about the next Movie Title. They should call it: Major Payne: Payne and Discipline. Plot: Major Payne has to reform 10 different gang adolescent teens as their mentor in a group home.
You know let's you and I make a pact. If one of us ever becomes famous, let's find each other and star in a series or movie together and see if your theory is accurate.
Now we know how Maj Payne got that gold tooth..... don't EVER try to pull the safety pin on a grenade with your teeth, unless you just really want some dental work.
Seriously, didn't worry about hurting anyones feelings. OMG! Or follow any PC guidelines, making sure certain people were properly represented. Crist. Just a good, comedic movie, with a good story, that you can watch many times over.
It was a dummy. He just threw it on a landmine he had planted there earlier. Would you put it past him to do that? He wouldn't actually endanger the boys, but he would scare the daylights outta them!
@@Mikey-ym6ok even harder now, with all the extra safeties. although he could have prepped it beforehand... but still with your teeth is next to impossible
@andre jamison Ha, yup. Had a guy in basic who always acted like he was tough. He got threatened with a blanket party and started crying. He was a changed man after that.
It really does been in the fleet for two years and saw this movie when i was kid. Now rewatching in its entirety i never fully appreciated the attention to detail this movie had
Since the age of ten I've had this entire movie memorized from beginning to end. My family loves the introduction to the cadets scene but this one is a personal favorite. Not sure if it's the heckling Payne does or how the live grenade 'motivates' the whole squad (even Dotson) to complete the course... with great haste.
That's actually a clever line. Without the y. When the boss tells you to do something in a military unit, you don't ask why. That'll get you chewed out or killed! Good stuff!
"1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi," kids scream. "Come one guys what are you crazy? Its just a dummy grenade!" Payne throws grenade. "Who's the dummy now?" One of my favorite sceens.
I like how the boy with the clipboard keeps on repeating whatever Payne was saying like, “Yeah Dumbo, fly baby, fly.” “He’ll hang you with it.” “Take your fat pork chop body over that-.” And at the end, Payne yelled, “You shut up.”
Two things you never say to your commanding officer: "I'm Bored" "Sir, I believe I speak for everyone when I say that these living conditions are unacceptable." 😂😂😂
Major Payne:Heathcoat!! You get your fat body over that wall!! Dotson: take your fat pork chop body over that... Major Payne: you..you shut up!! Lol...
One of my all time favorite movies... and it’s directed by Michael Myers himself; Nick Castle. Still blows me away that NICK CASTLE DIRECTED THIS FILM! Halloween and Major Payne are linked! YES!
Until recently, I never caught that Marlee Maitlin reference! That was hilarious! For those who don’t know about her, she’s a deaf actress who won an Oscar from a 1980s drama movie.
When major payne said that, it went over a lot of people’s heads. You’re the only one I found that posted something about it. Payne is truly funny asf when it comes to insults
The reason i love this movie is because i can relate to it. Went to a similar military school and while this is an exaggeration of military school it is only a MILD exaggeration.
I'm very surprised Payne didn't insist that both Tiger and Leland sleep in the barracks as well. I guess he did have some understanding about the youngest boys being to little after all.
I haven't seen this since I was about 7. We lived in a house on top of a big hill. Dad had a cabinet in my room with a bunch of old coats he wore years and years ago. It smelled like moth balls. Hearing that voice just then brought the smell and the memories back, thank you :)
Thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. - Book of Armaments, chapter two
“You get your fat body over that wall.”
“You get your fat pork chop body over that
“You shut up!” One of my favorite scenes
To bad in this day and age, drill sergeants can't say that otherwise it's considered "fat shaming" (rolls eyes)
@@Suisfonia Not so for DIs, Marines are still holding out far as I know.
@@Halloyaw11 That's good.
Even as a kid, that dudes voice is annoying. He sounds like an old lady that smokes 5 packs a day.
@@Suisfonia they call it “Fatphobia” now
The fact he had a grenade in his pocket though 😂
Alexander_martinez you never know 😆
Next best thing after a Swiss army knife.
Where else was he supposed to have it?
Blackout I don’t know anywhere away from the school??? 😂
@David Hacking-Bonilla He was a marine after all. 🤷🏿♂️😂
I've never noticed before that he tips his hat and lets all the water slide off right when he says "Slippery..."
I just noticed that as well 😂😂😂👍👍👍
Me neither! I just noticed that and I watched this a few times! LOL!!!
Cannot on see what I have seen.
This movie never stops to amazes me.
Definitely a nice touch
Lmao I never noticed that either until I read this comment.
“This place is unacceptable”
Major Payne: then you will become plant
Pointl Ess dang. I was commenting that really late last night so I made a mistake. Thanks for the heads up. Usually not so dumb 😂
@@TheBurn65 lol, i get ya. I got rid of the evidence
Pointl Ess no u didn’t lmao jkjk
They really cant be mad at Alex for speaking up to majorPayne. Cuz all went 'yeah' very slyly as soon as he said it so. They got no right to be mad at him .
I actually wondered why the geande didnt go off in major Payne hand. Then just now I realised that his finger was keeping the other piece/I forget what its called/ from moving, so that piece didnt ignite it. So it didnt blow until he threw it.
"WHO'S THE DUMMY NOW!!!??" 😂😂😂
MRTUPAC 28 you hold it maggot or else I’ll break it off and kick it around on the ground
Answer: Alex Stone hehehehe
Try the captions "move the lemon now"
Hee hee hee hee~
Clearly not the Grenade
Looking at the barracks: doesn't look that bad, it's got beds and electricity. Good enough for me.
Nah dude not all barracks do lmao
Works for me
@@swissusmc2172 depends on where you've been.
@Swiss Rangel when did he say all barracks do?
@@mrhoncel43 he's just trying to show off his salt.
This film is a classic, absolutely hilarious
Wait how old are you man
@@jordancrooks6752 he probably 28
Definitely love this movie a lot definitely one of my top movies of all time Damon wayans is awesome
@@Delsin42 probably
Yed
"You think Charlie cares anything about slippery, all he knows is slit your throat!"
So damn funny!
Pulls the pin out of the grenade
It is now !
The way the water pours out of his hat! LOL
This is comedy.
Political correctness go to hell.
😂
@Hoàng Nguyên he's named Nguyen, 99.999999% chances he's from Vietnam
2:30 I like that Alex, even at this stage, still had leadership traits(letting the team lean on him).
And how independent Tiger is by himself, not needing anyone to lean on.
less leadership, more like the rest just look up to him or depend on him
@@limitless_j yeah the definition of a leader.
@@waleuska not. Hes just the oldest one, ofc they look up to him. If anything it means he has a responsibility to them, but he doesnt lead them
He always tried to stick up for the others Payne saw his potential and wanted to bring it out
I can't believe this movie is 25 years old.
I'd watch this all the time when I was a kid. It partly inspired me to join the military.
Dude out went to school there and I was talked to just like that I'm 39 . The movie was filmed while I was there but during the summer
sadly movies like these won't be made today as evrones fifi's would be hurt
To quote major payne: "Really"?
@@Ryong84 Exactly. I was thinking the same thing. Sad
That looks like hell out there you must be crazy😂
"WHO'S THE DUMMEH NOW?!"
Gets me every single time. 😂
😂😂😂😂
@@johnnymarshall9275 he turned that kid into a dummy. XD
This movie was so good, it deserves a part 2.
You sure about that? I was thinking about the next Movie Title. They should call it: Major Payne: Payne and Discipline.
Plot: Major Payne has to reform 10 different gang adolescent teens as their mentor in a group home.
You know let's you and I make a pact. If one of us ever becomes famous, let's find each other and star in a series or movie together and see if your theory is accurate.
Nah. This movie had a certain charm for it's time. I can't imagine something more present.
@@PsychoJXS1 Disney would buy the rights to it and make a part 2 for you.
If they can ruin Star Wars, what do you think they would do this one?
this is part 2 out of 10
"But it's not a life or death situation!!"
*it is now*
1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi
Dksksososososososososososossosososososwowowowowososowooowwowowooowsoaosoaoso🌘🐦🍊💌🗨️💬
It's just A dummy Grenade
Who's The Dummy Now?
Now we know how Maj Payne got that gold tooth..... don't EVER try to pull the safety pin on a grenade with your teeth, unless you just really want some dental work.
i am so proud of the era i grew up in cause these movies are the type one could never get bored of.
Seriously, didn't worry about hurting anyones feelings. OMG! Or follow any PC guidelines, making sure certain people were properly represented. Crist. Just a good, comedic movie, with a good story, that you can watch many times over.
2:20 I'm surprised it took him that long to finally tell that kid to shut the hell up 😂
Ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would've done it sooner
kid was annoying as hell. punch him in the face
And made him run the obstacle course
@@aliostrowski1935 I think he just ran it out of fear of the grenade.
Y'all aren't the only ones watching this during quarantine
True
Ahh yes fellow 2000s kids
Correct
I miss the 2000s
Don’t remember asking
"That's just a dummy grenade ..."
[The Grenade didn't like that]
It was a dummy. He just threw it on a landmine he had planted there earlier. Would you put it past him to do that? He wouldn't actually endanger the boys, but he would scare the daylights outta them!
tenhirankei have you seen major payne he doesn’t care about the kids as long as they ain’t dead
*Who's* *The* *Dummy* *Now*
@@tenhirankei I agree as when he pulls it out you can see blue on the grenade and that’s usually the color to indicate a training grenade/dud
@@Kyle_Da_Frog I didn’t say it was a documentary
2:50 Pulling pin with your teeth...
Well, this explains how he got the gold ones.
for real. movies never get how hard it is to pull it out lmfao
@@Mikey-ym6ok even harder now, with all the extra safeties. although he could have prepped it beforehand... but still with your teeth is next to impossible
1:01 Nothing good ever happens when a Drill Sergeant makes that face
But isn't Major Payne a Marine though?
"Drill Instructor"
💀💀💀
The way his eyes light up. You know he's going to show them some...pain 😂
Payne:”Tomorrow ladies we gunna start the “hard” stuff”
*Pause*
"Sir I think I speak for everyone when I say this is unacceptable"
Me: Hahahahahaha oh gawd why did you think that was a good idea
Because the writers deemed it so?
Rrreally?
Love my barracks night and day!
What would you have said? I don't think Major Payne would like it either.
@@Jarock316 Do you own barracks?
hahahah just noticed when he tilts his head its like a bucket of water draining off. that kid repeating major payne cracks me up
Dude: It's just a dummy grenade!
Grenade.: KABOOM!!
Major Payne: Who's the dummy now?
"There's got to be someone out there who needs some kill'in?"
"Sorry major, you killed em all."
😅 “sen-sa-tive 👌🏽 “ 😂😂😂
1:55 Hey Dumbo, u should be able to fly through those tubes with them bigass ears!
Oh my god thats too hilarious
Yeah Dumbo fly baby fly
@@megandunklin6147 My God that kids voice was annoying. They must've got him right as he was going through puberty.
@@SSJ2Phenom maybe they did it on purpose
@@anidiot4558 HEY WILLIAM, YOU TELL MARLENE MATLIN'S SON, IF HE DON'T GET ACROSS THAT ROPE, IMMA HANG EM WITH IT.
now imagine trying to shoot movie like this in last couple of years.... political correctness destroyed everything.
2:35 😂 when he tilts his hat ... idk why that so funny .
"SLIPPERY he says!" Laugh every time lol
I think its because water pours off his hat. lmao
This movie hits different when u just got through basic training
@andre jamison Ha, yup. Had a guy in basic who always acted like he was tough. He got threatened with a blanket party and started crying. He was a changed man after that.
@andre jamison Ha, nice!
It really does been in the fleet for two years and saw this movie when i was kid. Now rewatching in its entirety i never fully appreciated the attention to detail this movie had
@andre jamison what’s a blanket party ?
@@laurielangel6626 look up "Full Metal Jacket blanket party"
The Brussels Sprout always gets me! 😂😂😂
Since the age of ten I've had this entire movie memorized from beginning to end. My family loves the introduction to the cadets scene but this one is a personal favorite. Not sure if it's the heckling Payne does or how the live grenade 'motivates' the whole squad (even Dotson) to complete the course... with great haste.
That explosion always sounds so satisfying.
This movie is a comedy classic
“Unity turds. That’s the key word in unit, without the y.”
That's actually a clever line. Without the y. When the boss tells you to do something in a military unit, you don't ask why. That'll get you chewed out or killed! Good stuff!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@thx4chrckingin - Glad I'm not the only one who appreciated the subtle cleverness in that line
"1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi,"
kids scream.
"Come one guys what are you crazy? Its just a dummy grenade!"
Payne throws grenade.
"Who's the dummy now?"
One of my favorite sceens.
Hello cueballs!!
Welcome to the House of Payne!!
Damon doing what he does best
from a very talented family 😏
Seriously. Those guys came from practically nothing and are now worth millions.
"Who's the dummy now?" This scene made me burst out laughing!
I never get tired of this film.
Every time I watch this movie I almost die from laughter
2:52-3:00, Seeing them run so fast is truly funny. If only they did funny scenes like that in movies more often.
They used to for a lot of 90s films. Big Green, Little Rascals, Sandlot.
It's just sped up faster to be funny.
0:50 What?
1:01 Really?
1:41-1:47 Sympathy
1:55 Dumbo
2:13-2:15 Heathcoat
2:21 Shut up
2:51-2:54 Run
3:06 Duck
3:13 Dummy
Can this scene get any more funny 😂?
3:06, I think Alex said "Oh meh kay!"
2:49 it is now
I swear Major Payne is one of the badass character in the movie
LOL I never noticed that deaf joke about him being Marlene Maitland's son, that's hilarious.
I love u
The deaf lady from the show I used to watch called switched at birth.
It's Marlee Matlin.
Major Payne 2 where the cadets are in special ops and they have to bring Payne in for help again😂😂
The falling of the tree is just perfect comedic timing
Tomorrow ladies, we gon' start the haaaaaaawd stuff
The “hard” stuff?
This man is is multi talented and son is his entire family
I wish I could find "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." somewhere online. I haven't seen that for ages and then, only the one time. So many gags.
2:20 you shut up lmao 🤣
"You shut up!" 😂
I swear this move never gets old
2:20 "YOU SHUTUP!"
and the audience say thank you Dodson is such a suck up
2:37 the way water pours from his hat had me dead
This film is even funnier watching it as an adult, and having military history. X'D
It’s supposed to have the opposite effect but this movie makes me want to join the military
Then you would be perfect for the Marines. Good luck to you 😘
I'VE USED MAJOR PAYNES "YOU WANT SYMPATHY" LINE. ALWAYS GETS A LAUGH.
😂Watching as a kid so many lines went over my head. Watching as an adult now I’m laughing out loud even more.
I've used that line since the first time I watched this movie. I usually get a mixture of laughter and horrified expressions.
I like how the boy with the clipboard keeps on repeating whatever Payne was saying like,
“Yeah Dumbo, fly baby, fly.”
“He’ll hang you with it.”
“Take your fat pork chop body over that-.”
And at the end, Payne yelled, “You shut up.”
Honestly when Payne told that boy to shut up he was flat out telling him that he doesn't like suckups
@@alexconn7473 I'd mention that to him and to prove it he's gonna be treated like the rest
“Slippery he says.” I laughed when he tilted his head and water came off of his hat!!! Clearly he can handle it.
I love how he calls them a bunch of Brussels sprouts while spraying them.
"Who's the dummy now?" That was funny!
"Alright my little patch of Brussels sprouts" 🤣
Two things you never say to your commanding officer:
"I'm Bored"
"Sir, I believe I speak for everyone when I say that these living conditions are unacceptable."
😂😂😂
Really? 😃
This is such a classic film and even better for vets.
2:54 Let's ⏩ the tape 😂😂😂
“Yeah DUMBO FLY BABY FLY”😂😂😂😂💀
"Heathcoat, you get your fat body over that wall!"
"Yeah, get you fat body over tha-"
"YOU SHUT UP!"
2:12
Dude with the clipboard writing down everyone's time in the pouring rain always make me laugh so hard. That's some water proof paper and pencil
3:05 he wasn't kidding lol
3:13
Subtitles: “Move the lemon now”
Now I can’t unhear it 😂
Heathcoat was still on the bar when everybody made 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
its the SHERMINATOR
Never knew
Major Payne:Heathcoat!! You get your fat body over that wall!!
Dotson: take your fat pork chop body over that...
Major Payne: you..you shut up!! Lol...
Always one of those losers brownnosing command.
I like how the major is just trying to toughen the kid up but the kid next to him went to far
Lmao i couldn't stop laughing😂
2:13
This is one of my favorite classics.
He deserved a Academy Award?!
Really!
One of my all time favorite movies... and it’s directed by Michael Myers himself; Nick Castle.
Still blows me away that NICK CASTLE DIRECTED THIS FILM! Halloween and Major Payne are linked! YES!
And he co wrote escape from New York and hook
I’ve watched this movie way too many times
My dad and I watched this together and both of us laughed and laughed about this film. 😂
The tree 🌲 falling after the explosion 💥...priceless.
“You shut up!” 🤣🤣😂😂💀
"This place is unacceptable, Sir"
Major Payne: *you have chosen PLANT*
Or this:
So you have chosen...SMOKED
This was total method acting! Would love to have seen behind the scenes clips
Until recently, I never caught that Marlee Maitlin reference! That was hilarious!
For those who don’t know about her, she’s a deaf actress who won an Oscar from a 1980s drama movie.
When major payne said that, it went over a lot of people’s heads. You’re the only one I found that posted something about it. Payne is truly funny asf when it comes to insults
Children of a Lesser God. Sigourney Weaver should have got the Oscar for Aliens.
@@DeltaEchoGolf Agreed, but if you think about it Marlee Maitlin was the bigger underdog
"Get your fat body over that bar!"
"Ya, Get your...!!!"
"You!! Shut up!"
The reason i love this movie is because i can relate to it. Went to a similar military school and while this is an exaggeration of military school it is only a MILD exaggeration.
Classic Nostalgic movie
“Unity turds, that is the key word in Unit...without the Y”
😂😂😂😂
I'm very surprised Payne didn't insist that both Tiger and Leland sleep in the barracks as well. I guess he did have some understanding about the youngest boys being to little after all.
'you shut up' i love how he treats them equaly
i love this. it's so nostalgic 😌
Went to school there the fall it was filmed '95. It was a great school back then it was military backed by the civil air patrol
I haven't seen this since I was about 7. We lived in a house on top of a big hill. Dad had a cabinet in my room with a bunch of old coats he wore years and years ago. It smelled like moth balls. Hearing that voice just then brought the smell and the memories back, thank you :)
Anybody have this in their top 100 favorite movies? It's definitely in there for me.
I was too young back then to appreciate the 'sympathy' line. Man that was good.
"Unity, turds. That is the key word in a unit, without the why." lol
"who's the dummy now?" (still biting the pin) damn gets me every single damn time
It's true what they say
Classics never die
1:04
LOVE MY BARRACKS, NIGHT AND DAY!
WON'T COMPLAIN AT WHERE I'LL STAY!
"Well its not a life or death situation"
*I SEE YOU CHOSE DEATH*
0:13 All the kids faces after he explains that “Unity is the key word in Unit” 😂😂😂
I had the same expression 😂
2:59 oh it ain't a dummy, dummy 😏🤣🤣🤣🤣
I realized that heathcoat only got snacks nothing else I was gone🤣🤣
Ah, the good ol' 80s/90s woodland camo.
"When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is no longer your friend"
Thou shalt count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. - Book of Armaments, chapter two
"Well it's not a life or death situation"
Very poor choice of words
2:43
Not the movie we wanted for quarantine but certainly the movie we needed