I use that exact line when my kids do something wrong. My daughter's was watching the movie with me and at that scene she turned to me and yelled "That's where you got it from!"
Damon's acting isn't talked about enough in this movie. His ability to mix the sillyness and jokes with intimate moments where he potrays Payne's love and pride for his young troops is what makes this such a classic.
The only way to being a better player being so humble in this world is by playing the do it yourself and being the e player that makes you proud to have been so great at the view that you’re
"One, don't you feel dumb! Two, look at you! Three, you ever talk about me behind my back again ill stomp you in the ground!" One of the best parts in a comedy ever.
What I love about Payne is that, HE has a limit on what to do a kid/teen. And later on when you see the way Alex's step father treats him. Payne steps in between them and says one of my favorite lines in the movie: "If you hit the kid again. I'll do more than salute you".
That's also why Alex wasn't totally afraid to be hit by Major Payne, he put up with it enough at home, he figured "eff it" I think that's also why Alex can't stand Payne, he originally sees him as another bully.
I'd say because the overall movie was as shallow and one dimensional as 99% of all others "class doesn't want to behave, so they hire someone that earns their respect and later they like them"-movies. But then again, we talking Hollywood. And Hollywood has lost It's magic years ago.
I could see a sequel now where maybe one of the kids in this movie is grown up and having problems with their in a military school and they call Sargent Pain in help with a new generation
As a Marine, this (along with Full Metal Jacket) is probably one of the most accurate depictions of Marine Corps Drill Instructors I have ever seen. Most of them are very funny but are true hard chargers about the Corps and serving in the military. I wish they would do a part 2!
Well, Full Metal Jacket drill instructor was a real drill instructor. I personally wouldn't want a part 2 at this point because they are probably going to frag it up. I would like a movie in this style however.
One of the best scenes in comedy ever! I love how Stone is willing to take the punishment for the whole squad and is the guy everyone naturally turns to when the chips are down, so these reasons are why Major Payne decides to make him squad leader instead of Dotson. Plus, when we see that Dotson just shouts at the cadets and is always trying to please the superior officer (up until the dress punishment), it is clear that Dotson is no true leader.
He willingly took punishment but got rewarded for courage. He wasn’t afraid to face Payne but cared about his crew more than what he thought he had coming.
Damon Wayans was so convincing as a bad ass in this movie and he of course was hilarious as usual. The writers should also be commended for incredible dialogue on this movie. While I would consider this movie in the genre of stupid comedy for teen/pre-teens. There are only a few other comedy movies I've re-watched as much as this one. It really holds up and has been continued to be funny through dozens of viewings.
it never dawn on me how tall damon is in real life. Bigelow isn't a small man. he no giant but he not someone you call tiny and they nearly match the same Height
Something that was subtle was Alex stone's arc. He started out as a trouble maker and a rebel but with Major Payne as his commanding officer he becomes a leader and proves many people can be leaders no matter what background they had
He wanted to become their common enemy and have them work as a team. That is why he switched leaders he wanted their true leader instead of the brown noser.
@@zeaferjones1404 100% but we gotta be careful about saying that in real life for bad leaders though. heard people use that for one of the guy under mad dog back when Saddam was still alive and free. they had a guy enforcing grooming regulations and dress regs to the point his preferences. He still treated it like they were law rather than just his Peeves and they were still in country rather than on fobs in a shooting war. that same CO got busted for being a chomo and for a bunch of other scummy stuff. Sometimes good COs are just following broken window theory and/or giving men a common enemy but other times they are just scum tripping on power. saw a lot of good men get messed up because leadership couldn’t catch the hint that maybe it would be best for them to turn a blind eye while the sausage gets made.
2:35 - Something that some people might miss: Payne is a trained military soldier. In war he has permission to use whatever means necessary to achieve his objective; such as striking enemy soldiers, killing enemy soldiers, etc. But here he's up against a civilian, so the rules are different. He cannot use physical force, except as a means of self-defence. So when he insults Bam Bam Bigelo the Biker, he gets the exact result he was hoping for, which is why he seems happier afterwards. He now is legally allowed to strike back. 6:09 - And as you find out later on, Stone can stand before even someone like Payne, and be completely unafraid of receiving physical abuse. But then of course, even after all the bad-ass shit you've seen Payne do throughout the movie. Even the stuff that could be considered downright sadistic; he's still unwilling to hit a child.
Another thing they miss. While he's most likely not one. A lot of Bikers are former military. Hell's Angels started out as former WWII Pilots. So needless to say Stone would have had to find one that didn't serve because the others would have said no. Not just out of respect for the military, but a lot of them at this point are 'Nam Vets, they probably served along side Payne personally in the war while he was serving or at least know him and his batshit reputation. While Bikers are tough MFs, even they know better than to mess with Payne without cause.
@Shanethefilmmaker and they would have told Stone that there is a method to Payne's madness. Like, we all hated getting screamed at in Basic, but overall, it teaches you how to handle being overwhelmed as best you can
Major payne, black sheep, almost heros, happy Gilmore, super troopers, me myself and Irene..... some of my ALL TIME favorite movies to quote. Even now as a 38yr old man.. my kids know all of em too!
One of truly most underrated movies !! Never get bored to watch it whenever is on. True gem. Good performance from all the characters. And yes, Bam Bam rip. Another great wrestler gone too early !
Unbelievable movie. Damon Wayans played those boys like a fiddle and gave them great challenges to help them think better and grow. Military is just a part of their life.
"OH CHILDREN!!!" - never fails to make me laugh😅. Major Payne reminds me of my school's phys. ed. teacher (who once had us do cross country running in four feet of snow).
There was no doubt Stone was rough around the edges but he definitely showed his willingness to put his teammates ahead of himself even if it meant him getting expelled. That's character and integrity.
@@liquidsleepgames3661 fair point up until 2000-2010 it was like a clash of the Titians while past that point it started to look like a couple of rats fighting over a Old prophylactic
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus @Liquid Sleep Games I know y'all got the year wrong. Talking about twister like I ain't got none, what you think, I sold em all?
This is one of my favorite movies, ever!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!! There's got to be someone needing a little Killin!? I'm sorry there is no one left! You've killed them all!
Major Payne: "I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. Ain't you never been married?" Emily Walburn: "Yeah, I was." Major Payne: "What happened? You terminate his command?" Emily Walburn: "No, actually he left. I wanted children, he didn't." Major Payne: "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother." Emily Walburn: "Well, thank you Benson. How about you? Was there ever a Ms. Payne?" Major Payne: "Negative. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one." - Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons
@@anonymouseniller6688 A Lieutenant is too busy learning. A Captain or Major can get by alone, but would benefit from the sounding board, and steadying influence, a good woman provides. Colonels NEED someone to ground them, and reign in their egos My father was a Colonel. He welded JATO rockets to his Ford pickup because he wanted to fly it. No one on base was willing to tell him " Sir, that is a stupid idea"...
I believe he promoted him because for one, he knew he wanted to leave so he put him in charge instead because he knew it would upset him and two, he actually respected him for essentially standing up for himself and his group.
You make a good point. I would also add that he saw how the others always followed his lead. As such, he saw Alex’s natural born ability to be a leader.
He was a wrestler appeared in Major Payne FEE FI FOO FUM WHAT BEANSTALK YOU EALL FROM 😂😂 THE SECOND LINE WAS MY FAVORITE WHEN HE SAID "I THOUGHT YOU NOT GONNA HIT ME IN THE FACE WHAT YOU CALLING ME A LIAR" 😂😂😂
Me and my bro watched this movie along with Tropic Thunder while the parent was gone for surgery. It was the best 4 and a half or 5 what ever hours in a long time.
17 year old me in Basic Training way back in Nineteen Eighty-[mumble] just seized up a little bit when Payne says, "Ah gonna make you boys **strong** ..." lol!
What's funny is that some people don't take Drill Sgt's seriously until they feel their wrath. I never served but one of my instructors was a drill Sgt and he scared the bejezus out of me. I never once challenged them because I knew what they are capable of.
Then you are smarter than most. The rule of being a Drill Sergeant is you can't assault the recruits. Keyword being assault. The minute some dumbass throws a punch, they're about to time travel into next week
@@jacobnewell7845 I saw an under belt make contact with a punch during a demonstration knowing he wasn't supposed to at that moment. (The lesson was looking at the fist verses opponet's eyes_)Let's just say he learned alot about what it feels to get hit in the jaw.
@@jacobnewell7845 They also can't insult recruits... which leads to the very creative use of language to paint flowery images with words. Ironically, the very best drill sgts are some of the most vicious creatures on the planet... and some of the fluffiest and most respectable men you will ever find when not in uniform.
My drill sergeant was actually pretty quiet. However, I do believe he carried a pocket dictionary because the words he used DID instill fear and respect and we learned how to be soldiers. Our team leader, however, was old school and it was not uncommon to get a punch in the kidneys when no was looking for screwing up, similar to Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann in Full Metal Jacket.
"And what's your damage muscle head?! You slow, stupid or just plain deaf?!" "Yes Sir, he actually is deaf." "Do you read lips?" "Let me break it down for ya bra, if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot......... " dang they should have made a part 2 to this!
"You said you were gonna hit me in the face." "What? You callin' me a liar?" I love this so much.
Had me rolling lololol
same
@@Raderan
also love the part "ooh children"
Classic major payne.
I ain't calling you a truther! (Sorry, had to. 😆)
It's the "Oh children..." line that makes me crack up.
The way he stepped on him 💀
The hair on my arm stood when I heard him call that.
"Somebody's gonna answer for this blood from my lip!"
I use that exact line when my kids do something wrong. My daughter's was watching the movie with me and at that scene she turned to me and yelled "That's where you got it from!"
@@golvic1436 lol
Damon's acting isn't talked about enough in this movie. His ability to mix the sillyness and jokes with intimate moments where he potrays Payne's love and pride for his young troops is what makes this such a classic.
Reminds me of my Master Gunns from JROTC. You could tell he saw a lot in his time and so warming when he’d come down us and then flash a little smirk.
100% one of the best lead comedy performances ever.
The only way to being a better player being so humble in this world is by playing the do it yourself and being the e player that makes you proud to have been so great at the view that you’re
Exactly
Watch his sitcom.
My Wife and Kids
"One, don't you feel dumb!
Two, look at you!
Three, you ever talk about me behind my back again ill stomp you in the ground!" One of the best parts in a comedy ever.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love his rhymes lol
Truth
Reminds me of Homey The Clown!!!
😂😂😂
What I love about Payne is that, HE has a limit on what to do a kid/teen. And later on when you see the way Alex's step father treats him. Payne steps in between them and says one of my favorite lines in the movie: "If you hit the kid again. I'll do more than salute you".
That's also why Alex wasn't totally afraid to be hit by Major Payne, he put up with it enough at home, he figured "eff it" I think that's also why Alex can't stand Payne, he originally sees him as another bully.
Payne is basically saying
"Give me a reason."
Well, he did threaten to break Tigers neck when he tried to give him a hug.
@@crazydrummer181That was his PTSD talking. Lol
@@GangstaStan010 lol, damn good movie regardless
I still can't believe they didn't make a sequel to this classic. And the "you callin me a liar" is too much, it gets me everytime.
I'd say because the overall movie was as shallow and one dimensional as 99% of all others "class doesn't want to behave, so they hire someone that earns their respect and later they like them"-movies.
But then again, we talking Hollywood. And Hollywood has lost It's magic years ago.
Or a cheap series or something
I could see a sequel now where maybe one of the kids in this movie is grown up and having problems with their in a military school and they call Sargent Pain in help with a new generation
Sometimes, not making a sequel is the right thing
With all the woke crap going around ruining everything, I'm kind of glad they didn't.
"FEE FI FO FUM, WHAT BEANSTALK YOU FALL FROM?" LOL😂😂😂
I came here for this too before I started the clip
Lucky he didn’t hear that
2:03 is so funny
As a Marine, this (along with Full Metal Jacket) is probably one of the most accurate depictions of Marine Corps Drill Instructors I have ever seen. Most of them are very funny but are true hard chargers about the Corps and serving in the military. I wish they would do a part 2!
Well, Full Metal Jacket drill instructor was a real drill instructor.
I personally wouldn't want a part 2 at this point because they are probably going to frag it up.
I would like a movie in this style however.
@@ismaelsantos5378 Agreed, they'd make it a movie about how girls can't be in the military and Payne would come back as a trans.
Except you wouldn’t expect a major or any officer to act like this. You’d expect it more from an SNCO
@@waitin4winter Major Pain coulda been a Mustang
Ours would purposefully try and make us laugh while at attention just so they could go berserk and beat us if we even cracked a smile.
“Well that’s one death warrant signed”. LOL 😂
One of the best scenes in comedy ever! I love how Stone is willing to take the punishment for the whole squad and is the guy everyone naturally turns to when the chips are down, so these reasons are why Major Payne decides to make him squad leader instead of Dotson. Plus, when we see that Dotson just shouts at the cadets and is always trying to please the superior officer (up until the dress punishment), it is clear that Dotson is no true leader.
Not only is Dotson a bad leader, he ended up jumping ship and switching to one of the competing schools because he was butt hurt.
He willingly took punishment but got rewarded for courage. He wasn’t afraid to face Payne but cared about his crew more than what he thought he had coming.
Hol;yweird at it agian ... how did this song go with these ... well soldiers LOL
@@Filmaker25
go away ivan
That's a leader.
When the biker removed his skull cap, I was like "Is that...?"
It was! Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelo!
He was my fave character in the WWF video game 🥹🥹🥹🥹
“7 23 hour days full of fun and adventure. I’m gonna make you boys SKRONG” 😂😂😂😂😂
And his face of joy when he said that always gets me 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Facts, I trained with Marines in "A" school. They don't know when to stop running. 5 miles on average. The few, the proud. Salute
❤❤❤
@@phileickmeyer2493 lol
Major Payne will forever be a classic it’ll never be another movie like this it’s funny and hilarious Damon wayans did his thang in this movie lol 😂😂
Factsss
@@Primetimeford it would have been if they came out with a major payne 2 with Damon wayans still playing him
Yeah,it's a classic,so-FUNNY !!! TOO bad they don't make movies like this any more,just super-hero movies,reboots & sequels. LOL.
Thang? Thung? Thong?
Always wished back in the day they would have made a Homey the Clown movie.
"I've been known to cut a little rug". Proud to have grown up during this era. Possibly the funniest 90s movie.
There’s so many good 90s movies like Duce biggalow
@@raymondkidwell7135don't make me he-bitch man slap ya! Lol. Love Deucey!
Rest in Peace Bam Bam Bigelow.
amen
Oh fuck it was Bam Bam. I though it was, but wasn't sure.
@@darkholyPL Yup that's Bam Bam. Bret Hart has spoken fondly of him saying he was incredible in the ring.
Boo hoo, everyone knows he dead along with a shit loads of other wrestlers.
Rest In Peace Scott "Bam Bam" Bigelow ((1961-2007)) he deserve to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame
Damon Wayans was so convincing as a bad ass in this movie and he of course was hilarious as usual. The writers should also be commended for incredible dialogue on this movie. While I would consider this movie in the genre of stupid comedy for teen/pre-teens. There are only a few other comedy movies I've re-watched as much as this one. It really holds up and has been continued to be funny through dozens of viewings.
it never dawn on me how tall damon is in real life. Bigelow isn't a small man. he no giant but he not someone you call tiny and they nearly match the same Height
@@Marveryn According to google Wayans is 6'2 and Bigelow was 6'4. I think the camera angle and the campaign hat add several inches.
Right up there with Remo Williams
I've lost count how many times I've watched this movie. I never get tired of it. And I was an Infantry Marine
he looks like an angry crackhead
Something that was subtle was Alex stone's arc. He started out as a trouble maker and a rebel but with Major Payne as his commanding officer he becomes a leader and proves many people can be leaders no matter what background they had
He just needed the right father figure
@@jordanpax9735 And responsibility.
Kid would make a good marine, chesty woulda approved of him.
He wanted to become their common enemy and have them work as a team. That is why he switched leaders he wanted their true leader instead of the brown noser.
@@zeaferjones1404 100% but we gotta be careful about saying that in real life for bad leaders though.
heard people use that for one of the guy under mad dog back when Saddam was still alive and free.
they had a guy enforcing grooming regulations and dress regs to the point his preferences.
He still treated it like they were law rather than just his Peeves and they were still in country rather than on fobs in a shooting war.
that same CO got busted for being a chomo and for a bunch of other scummy stuff. Sometimes good COs are just following broken window theory and/or giving men a common enemy but other times they are just scum tripping on power.
saw a lot of good men get messed up because leadership couldn’t catch the hint that maybe it would be best for them to turn a blind eye while the sausage gets made.
This was a great movie , teaching principals and lessons these kids who really needed it
AGREED.Great film,wish Daymon had made many more movies.
A LITTLE " MILITARY DISCIPLINE " NEVER HURTS , ONLY MAKES ONE BETTER !!!!!!!!!
Amen!
@@treadheadsure be a mindless killing machine
@@FineWine-v4.0mindless ?
"Fe Fi Fo Fum what beanstalk did you fall from?" 🤣🤣🤣
7:23 I never noticed he had a dark mark on his face from where he got punched earlier. That's dedication to detail
2:35 - Something that some people might miss: Payne is a trained military soldier. In war he has permission to use whatever means necessary to achieve his objective; such as striking enemy soldiers, killing enemy soldiers, etc. But here he's up against a civilian, so the rules are different. He cannot use physical force, except as a means of self-defence. So when he insults Bam Bam Bigelo the Biker, he gets the exact result he was hoping for, which is why he seems happier afterwards. He now is legally allowed to strike back.
6:09 - And as you find out later on, Stone can stand before even someone like Payne, and be completely unafraid of receiving physical abuse. But then of course, even after all the bad-ass shit you've seen Payne do throughout the movie. Even the stuff that could be considered downright sadistic; he's still unwilling to hit a child.
Another thing they miss. While he's most likely not one. A lot of Bikers are former military. Hell's Angels started out as former WWII Pilots. So needless to say Stone would have had to find one that didn't serve because the others would have said no. Not just out of respect for the military, but a lot of them at this point are 'Nam Vets, they probably served along side Payne personally in the war while he was serving or at least know him and his batshit reputation. While Bikers are tough MFs, even they know better than to mess with Payne without cause.
@Shanethefilmmaker and they would have told Stone that there is a method to Payne's madness. Like, we all hated getting screamed at in Basic, but overall, it teaches you how to handle being overwhelmed as best you can
I love the part where he pats his head
Major payne, black sheep, almost heros, happy Gilmore, super troopers, me myself and Irene..... some of my ALL TIME favorite movies to quote. Even now as a 38yr old man.. my kids know all of em too!
You really don't hear almost hero's ever brought up. Definitely one of my favorites.
The Longest Yard too.
I really miss Bam Bam. One of the most talented and agile big guys in wrestling.
This is only two days old and 32 likes
I thought it was scorch lol
@@Isaac-qo3iq 66 likes now with 4 week old
Try Brian Cage, Willie Mac.
Gringo Loco.
Hands down one the most iconic roles he played
lmao! "You callin me a liar!?" thats a frikin classic
One of truly most underrated movies !! Never get bored to watch it whenever is on. True gem. Good performance from all the characters. And yes, Bam Bam rip. Another great wrestler gone too early !
Loved this movie as a kid. me and my mother (of all people) were howling with laughter. I'm going to have to buy the Blu-ray of this.
Well in her defense it was one hell of a funny, great movie...lol.
What's a blu-ray? 😂
I'm gonna have to get a vhs tape of this. Maybe have to try Blockbusters.
@@el.leonblanco Wait for real? I'm only 18 man, it's too fucking soon for me to be feeling old.
RIP Bam Bam Bigelow. The beast from the east. Gone but not forgotten.
Saved them kids too
o7 Mad respect to the man.
Thought it was him.
I was obsessed with this as a kid. Seeing this scene as an adult reminds me how GOOD this movie really was.
Unbelievable movie. Damon Wayans played those boys like a fiddle and gave them great challenges to help them think better and grow. Military is just a part of their life.
Help them be the war criminals that God intended lol
😊
Sooo many memorable quotes in this film, I can't go one gym session w/o thinking "I'm gon make you boys strongggg"
Why would you want a blind dog?😂
@ “Women, when I was six-years old I had a full-time job” 😂😂
I love the see all the love for this movie. Sure, it's not a masterpiece, but it's your typical 90s movie that is easy to watch and feel good.
Oh bit it IS a master piece. That is what makes it so inmortal.
3:56 Look at the Sherminator to the left trying his hardest not to piss his pants of laughter lol
Throat punch is just viscious. XD
And Payne was smart here. He gave the kid precisely what he needed.
"Fee-Fai-Foh-Fam, what beanstalk you fall from?" 😂🤣
I'm gonna make you boys strong 😂 gets me every time
This scene lives rent free in my head till this day 🤣
I love how they expect a biker to be able to take down a freaking MARINE.
Well, they are kids, after all.
Took down a WWF champ. Knocked him cross eyed.
Ummmm. Most bikers are former military.
@@CharlesLeeRay79not anymore. A lot of weekend Harley riders.
Well, it's not like all Marines are supermen who can't be beaten.
"what, send you on a vacation?". Priceless.
Bam Bam Bigelow is just awesome. He showed everyone how to take a bump when he got kicked
I like how Payne knew Stone wanted to get expelled and he wasn't going to give him the satisfaction.
"OH CHILDREN!!!" - never fails to make me laugh😅. Major Payne reminds me of my school's phys. ed. teacher (who once had us do cross country running in four feet of snow).
Probably one of the most underrated movie!
“What bean stalk you fall from?” 😂
There was no doubt Stone was rough around the edges but he definitely showed his willingness to put his teammates ahead of himself even if it meant him getting expelled. That's character and integrity.
That’s why Payne picked him as squad leader
I thought he was trying to get kicked out anyways?
@@TheodoreBroseveltHe was, but Payne wasn't going to give him the satisfaction.
Scott Bigelow legitimately scared the hell out of me when I was a kid. Nonetheless, I hope his rest has been peaceful.
I cant count how many times I watched this movie as a Kid. When movies were simple and funny.
And clean for the most part. It will never be so again.
“I heard you couldn’t cut it in the REAL man’s military!” 😂 Live that line.
“SQUAD!!!! ATTEN-hut” 😂 I literally stayed in ROTC at my HS to make Captain just to say that line every morning 😂😂😂
How this scene didn’t win an academy award is beyond me. I’m being completely serious.
Have you seen the movies that were released in 1995?
@@liquidsleepgames3661 fair point up until 2000-2010 it was like a clash of the Titians while past that point it started to look like a couple of rats fighting over a Old prophylactic
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus @Liquid Sleep Games
I know y'all got the year wrong. Talking about twister like I ain't got none, what you think, I sold em all?
@@liquidsleepgames3661 ^ RUclips makes it hard to multi-tag
@@vashstampede4878 I was talking about major Payne. It came out march 24th 1995
And not twister which came out the following year on March 10th 1996
this movie is so funny, but it always has those moments of pathos, which makes it great!
When I got older I realized Mayor Payne was the 1 that warned to other school about his students trying to steal the trophy & they got beat up Lol 😂!
2:05
Fi fy fo fum; which beanstalk did you fall from? 😂😂😂😂
God! Its been so many years! I forgot how awesome this was!
"Guess, 'ha', I just had that one a comin"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You calling me a liar?" lol
This has to be Damon's best role ever. Even after all these years, it;s still a great movie
Buddy doing jumping jacks immediately had me dying
Suddenly I feel like watching this movie again 😂
Such a masterpiece can't stop watching it again and again
Bro l'm not joking this guy makes me laugh every time! 😂😂😂😂
This is one of my favorite movies, ever!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!! There's got to be someone needing a little Killin!? I'm sorry there is no one left! You've killed them all!
@03:01 "don't gimme that billy jack 🐂💩"
🤣🤣
Me, 30 years later, just finding out that billy jack is a movie and finding the scene on yt.
Such an under-rated movie.
Major Payne: "I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. Ain't you never been married?"
Emily Walburn: "Yeah, I was."
Major Payne: "What happened? You terminate his command?"
Emily Walburn: "No, actually he left. I wanted children, he didn't."
Major Payne: "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother."
Emily Walburn: "Well, thank you Benson. How about you? Was there ever a Ms. Payne?"
Major Payne: "Negative. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one."
- Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons
Lieutenants may not marry.
Captains MAY marry.
Majors should marry.
Colonels must marry.
As a former marine I can say it’s all true. My wife was issued to me by the military.
@@SansoHumar Thank you for your service =)
@@patrickkenyon2326 what's the logic behind that?
@@anonymouseniller6688 A Lieutenant is too busy learning.
A Captain or Major can get by alone, but would benefit from the sounding board, and steadying influence, a good woman provides.
Colonels NEED someone to ground them, and reign in their egos
My father was a Colonel.
He welded JATO rockets to his Ford pickup because he wanted to fly it.
No one on base was willing to tell him " Sir, that is a stupid idea"...
I loved this scene as a kid!
Rest In Peace bam bam,good wrestler,great actor,he will surely be missed
The Wayans brothers are all absolute legends.
Actually, if the biker was a vet. they would've had a beer together. This is one of the best comedies ever!
I believe he promoted him because for one, he knew he wanted to leave so he put him in charge instead because he knew it would upset him and two, he actually respected him for essentially standing up for himself and his group.
You make a good point. I would also add that he saw how the others always followed his lead. As such, he saw Alex’s natural born ability to be a leader.
0:38 the way he said it 😂😂😂
He was a wrestler appeared in Major Payne FEE FI FOO FUM WHAT BEANSTALK YOU EALL FROM 😂😂 THE SECOND LINE WAS MY FAVORITE WHEN HE SAID "I THOUGHT YOU NOT GONNA HIT ME IN THE FACE WHAT YOU CALLING ME A LIAR" 😂😂😂
Me and my bro watched this movie along with Tropic Thunder while the parent was gone for surgery. It was the best 4 and a half or 5 what ever hours in a long time.
Too many lines to quote this whole movie is 🔥
17 year old me in Basic Training way back in Nineteen Eighty-[mumble] just seized up a little bit when Payne says, "Ah gonna make you boys **strong** ..." lol!
I watched this movie like 500 times as a kid. Soooo good!
Rest in Peace Bam Bam 😔
Best in peach cram jam.
"Whats your name Bushwick Bill", "no let me guess you Snoop Diggitity Dogg". Lmao 👌🏽
Bam Bam Bigelow! One of the nicest guys in wrestling.
I'm gonna make you strong! God I love that line.
This movie was a major part of my childhood
my childhood was a major pain
It was a major part of a lot of oif/oef combat Marines' upbringing. The Corps wouldnt be what it is today without this movie,
2:08 He says internally, "Finally, a Challenge!"
When Payne took his left foot across his leg and the biker guy fell I thought it would be a earthquake😂😂😂Bro was huge
That was the late Bam Bam Bigelow from WWF, now WWE
That is one of the best scenes of comedy I have ever watched
"You callin me a lair"😂
One of the best comedies, love this movie.
Me too.
What's funny is that some people don't take Drill Sgt's seriously until they feel their wrath. I never served but one of my instructors was a drill Sgt and he scared the bejezus out of me. I never once challenged them because I knew what they are capable of.
Then you are smarter than most. The rule of being a Drill Sergeant is you can't assault the recruits. Keyword being assault. The minute some dumbass throws a punch, they're about to time travel into next week
@@jacobnewell7845 I saw an under belt make contact with a punch during a demonstration knowing he wasn't supposed to at that moment. (The lesson was looking at the fist verses opponet's eyes_)Let's just say he learned alot about what it feels to get hit in the jaw.
@@jacobnewell7845 They also can't insult recruits... which leads to the very creative use of language to paint flowery images with words.
Ironically, the very best drill sgts are some of the most vicious creatures on the planet... and some of the fluffiest and most respectable men you will ever find when not in uniform.
My drill sergeant was actually pretty quiet. However, I do believe he carried a pocket dictionary because the words he used DID instill fear and respect and we learned how to be soldiers. Our team leader, however, was old school and it was not uncommon to get a punch in the kidneys when no was looking for screwing up, similar to Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann in Full Metal Jacket.
@@tonyv8925 I never served but I've heard stories about Drill SGT's aren't to be messed with..haha
"And what's your damage muscle head?! You slow, stupid or just plain deaf?!" "Yes Sir, he actually is deaf." "Do you read lips?" "Let me break it down for ya bra, if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot......... " dang they should have made a part 2 to this!
I love how one of the Cadets looks like he's in his mid-twenties.
It's one of the best films I've ever seen It's amazing ❤
The Ice cream man: 3:34💀☠️💀😭😭😭
I loved this movie ❤❤
3:10 Man they should definitely use that foot steps trick in the UFC!
Bam Bam Bigelow!! I forgot he was in this movie.
Despite how the squad thought of him at first he just wanted to make them better.....plus it was one hell of a funny movie.
RIP TOO THE BEAST FROM THE EAST
BAM BAM BIGALOW
One of the greatest big man in professional wrestling
5:53 how quick major Payne turned around and went to deal with Alex cause he said that 😂😂😂
Basically all black parents when you get smart with them. Prepare to die.😂😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱
@@GoldenGOD-h7t literally
@@GoldenGOD-h7t You Talking Back?
I loved this movie in my childhood. And now i am 42 and still love this movie.
One of my favorite movies. Damon does really good acting.
"You want me gone boy?!?" lol