"And I looked down, and them little bloody nubs was kickin real fast like this here. And I said Bubba, it's 30 miles to the nearest town. Unless you can flip upside down and walk on them hands, you ain't gonna make it."
His high-pitch scream is matched by hers, hilarious.. I tried watching it over and over and can't stop laughing.. I would still laugh during my own Funeral...
Trust me if your in the infantry you will learn this by heart the funny thing is watching your platoon leader tell a group of Afghanistan village elders as if this really happened and them totally emerged in the story to the point in arguing about how bubba could be saved and when SSGT brown screamed 35 afghans about died
@@mrdaviddesertfire6801 lmao it does lol never realized that ! Im gonna look up wich movie/ book came first Edit: Forest gump The film is based on the 1986 novel by Winston Groom. July 6, 1994 forest gump movie March 24, 1995 Major payne movie
Mechwarrior Online: skirmish game mode, your in a light mech and everybody else on your team nascar'd and died... taking only 2 of the baddies with them (its 12 v 12) "You'll never take me alive!"
When I watched this scene for the first time and I heard Major Payne say “This little engine’s mission was to take some AK-47s and a Nuclear payload” I instantly knew that the story was about to get really good 🤣
2:51 Just the way he suddenly changed tune here was just gold. He's imitating gun fire and then, suddenly, he acts like he was acting natural "Hello Ms. Walburn."
Lol he went from bed time story to straight up PTSD
Lmao
You could heard echo when he scream bam bam bam 😂
The Kameleon lol
Flippy from the happy tree friends be like...
"Blood, guts, spit, and ass was everywhere" lmao
Laughing my black ass off!!!
Sounds like my work place.
DMAN879-NLOCK Bubba came crawling out the back door, with both legs missing....
I caught this line for the first time Friday night. I missed half the speech cuz I had to run to the pisser.
It's "blood, guts, and spittin' ass was everywhere"
Whoever wrote this scene is a comedic genius
Jeronimo Mico I wouldn’t be surprised if he improvised it
Damon or keenan lol
My friend plans to tell his kids this story
Homie the clown
Yeah or a complete and total sicko, either way it's great though lol
"And I looked down, and them little bloody nubs was kickin real fast like this here. And I said Bubba, it's 30 miles to the nearest town. Unless you can flip upside down and walk on them hands, you ain't gonna make it."
Kid: °□°
BRUH😂😂💀
Suddenly, charlie was all over the place. Just me and my siderarm, and i have no alternative but to blast all my way.
*AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
Everything was fine till “that wasn’t until Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives” 😂😂😂
Really Bitch
The transition from smiling to hate is amazing.
I cried real tears😂😂😂💀
And he gritted his teeth in rage
What about the eye gouging part?
Needless to say there was PLENTY of opposition. God I love this movie.
2:33 I CAN NEVER GET OVER THAT! First time I saw the movie I started crying of laughter and that’s still one of my favorite parts of this scene.
Alex S. 1K-34 Amen.
Time 2 be your 21 huh? Fat puppy said what ? You tried to make me a killer¡¡¡ what star?
Mine too
best clip ever. they dont make movies like this anymore
klok95330 Agreed.Too much PC Crap.This is a great comedy.
@@christopherthrawn1333 SJWS
2019 and this comment is kinda still accurate, i personally think ready player one will be this generations classic
Now because they have to be PC
@@gioramos8856 And the Lego Movie LOL
He went from friendly bedtime story to straight PTSD induced panick. XD
Lol, this is my favorite part of the whole movie! I always talk along with it.
"Payneee, I ccan't, feel ma legs! I said, 'Bubba, they ain't there!'"
I know, I know😂i😂😂
His high-pitch scream is matched by hers, hilarious.. I tried watching it over and over and can't stop laughing.. I would still laugh during my own Funeral...
I screamed like that once when I had a vanload of little girls. We were going over a rickety country bridge and I let out a bloodcurdling scream!
I would sit up in the coffin and scream like that at my funeral.
The part where he screams, causing her to scream, always makes me laugh. 😄
I love how the background music is all cute and innocent up until the explosion....just pure chaos and madness🤣
Damon Wayans is a comedic genius, and I think he was having fun playing this character. He sells every line.
Trust me if your in the infantry you will learn this by heart the funny thing is watching your platoon leader tell a group of Afghanistan village elders as if this really happened and them totally emerged in the story to the point in arguing about how bubba could be saved and when SSGT brown screamed 35 afghans about died
Thank you! I've witnessed that!!
To witness this firsthand is worth joining the military. Fuck yeah
That's so awesome
Gotta f'ing love the 11x and 03xx cults bravest and gayest bunch of psychos and misfits this side of the equator lol
It's 30 miles to the next town. Unless you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, YOU AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT 🤣
Talk about a ptsd moment🤣🤣
that's my favourite part in this movie lmao when he screamed
This movie is brilliant on so many levels.
Somewhere in the middle of the story major payne lost his mind
1:26...that when he lost it.lol
But to blast my way out......... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I love that part.
My man had a flashback. Lol
I laughed so hard when he screamed.
1:25!! That Look and the transition of the music. This makes the scene! Genius! 🤣🤣
Bubba come crawling out the back door
NINEFIVVE Sounds like a reference from Forest Gump
LULA MAE'S BABY BOY!
@@mrdaviddesertfire6801 lmao it does lol never realized that !
Im gonna look up wich movie/ book came first
Edit:
Forest gump
The film is based on the 1986 novel by Winston Groom.
July 6, 1994 forest gump movie
March 24, 1995 Major payne movie
@@harpseal9234 interesting
2:33 When your the last one alive on your team!
I dare you to do t hat on a game dude.
Lmao 😂
Me in Call of Duty playing Headquarters.
Mechwarrior Online: skirmish game mode, your in a light mech and everybody else on your team nascar'd and died... taking only 2 of the baddies with them (its 12 v 12)
"You'll never take me alive!"
Fucking gaming pussys turn a PTSD thing it to a gaming joke little pussys could not handle been a real life fight for you life battle .
Went from "The little engine that could" to "Charlie was all over the place" with the perfect "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Blood! 😅 his voice change was the sign he flipped the switch 😂😂😂
1:23 That moment the switch gets flipped.
Musta been that last
*"toot -too"*
XD
He is EVERY drill instructor I had in the 80s at Ft.Leonard Wood Mo.! Even the white ones had a gold tooth! Lmao
Blood & guts and spitting ass was everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂
Major Payne scared the shit out of that kid
Pelham 123 2:32 best ever 😂😂
vampire Boy that was funny as fuck
Pelham 123 I agree 😂😂😂
I never laughed so hard in my life. A must have for any dvd collection
That scream killed me 🤣
This is what happens when Major Payne tells you a bed time story
Loula Mae baby boy, he looked up at me and said, Paynnnne, I can't feel my legs.... 😂😂😂😂😂
I said bubba they ain’t there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Always use the "I can't feel my legs" line and story when on a really good roll.
When I watched this scene for the first time and I heard Major Payne say “This little engine’s mission was to take some AK-47s and a Nuclear payload” I instantly knew that the story was about to get really good 🤣
the best part is that he somehow killed everybody and got bubba out of there.
My favorite bedtime story!
Classic Major Payne.
Lol 😂
“I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!”
I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS!!!!!
#priceless
I still can't believe this movie never got a sequel, they could still do one with Damon's son now.
Some things are better left alone. It's a standalone masterpiece!
@@qpetrov Yeah it's a great movie, I'd just like to see more of it, this was a great character.
@@GenericName007 you wouldn't see it made today, if it was, it would be woke garbage
I'd just love to see a wide screen blu-ray release by Damon Waynes and the director.
2:20 when u only one alive in zombies
Best bed time story ever!
Lola May's baby boy...
😂😂😂
Them little nubs was kicking .."
I said bubba...they aint there.
Wow. PTSD at it's finest 2:30
I had no other alternative. Then to blast my way out. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Best movie of all time
You know damn well some poor dad with PTSD scarred his kids by turning Hogwarts into Fallugia.
I'm going to be that type of dad that tells this story😂
Go for it.
@@mossgeorge2001 bet
I plan on it with my nephew
When he screamed I lost it on first viewing. I was on the ground trying to breath through the laughter.
Oh... Hello Ms. Walburn.
Blood, and guts and spit and ass was everywhere 😂😂😂😭😭😭
2:23 when its just you left on your team
His scream gets me every time
Sweet dreams little one.. *AAAAAAHH!!.. Bam! Bam! BAM!..*
2:33 when you step on a Lego
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you trying to be a good father figure but you're still just a badass Marine with gnarly PTSD
Loulamay baby boy..payne,i cant feel my legs...that scream was talented..lol..no homo
Best bedtime story. Went right to sleep
One of the funniest scenes in the movie.
Stay stories we military kids got
The miming of having one’s eyes gouged out. 😂.
Damn skippy
2:33 now that’s a war face
Jackson Chennault 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Me playing Headquarters in Call of Duty.
The major is clearly no longer compotent for active duty.
The little boy:" summabitch, yous craaazy. No more trains for me"
DAMN SKIPPY !! IMHO, The entire movie is awesome. This is one of Damon's greatest characters ever, and he smoked it, like a pack kools !!!
Easily
That screeaaam! I screamed back laughing so hard!!!
Thank you for this.Sad we are in an age of PC crap!
This is what PTSD must be like.
2:37 a long time ago, I thought he said "bitch", instead of pig because sound quality on my old tv wasn't great.
Classic Scene. I could watch it over and over again 😂
Bedtime stories with Marine and Army parents😂
He needs to write a children's book
I still use this line in games to this day lol saw what you did to my friends! Bam bam
Why you don't a war vet with PTSD for a bedtime story.
alternative universe bed time stories
The scream @ 2:33 always gets me 😂😂😂
When PTSD used to be cool
2:51 Just the way he suddenly changed tune here was just gold. He's imitating gun fire and then, suddenly, he acts like he was acting natural "Hello Ms. Walburn."
That is the best war cry I have ever heard, Scared all the women in a 25 yard radius. lol
2:32 BEST PART EVER
Damn Skippy 😅😅😅 boom!!!!!! 😅😅
OMG, WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH THIS SCENE WITHOUT LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF LOVE IT, LOVE MAJOR PAYNE, THOS IS WHO AMERICA NEEDS!!
Can't blame Major Payne for telling that story. That dude is already skilled in war.
Only version of the little engine that could I know lol loved this scene
That boy never gonna be right again.
They don't make them like this anymore
That is the whole truth and nothing but the truth
2:33
The whole movie is the best part
1:54-2:03
"‘Payne…I can't feel my legs!’; I said, ‘Bubba, they ain't there!’"
What even was this movie?
I wish I could like this twice.
Lula May's baby boy...😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Hello Miss Waburn, I'm just telling a little bedtime story!"
Crazy level of PTSD
2:33 - Major Payne (Damon Wayans) would be a scream king.
2:40 when your the last person on your team in Fortnite