Well let me tell you something. Let me tell y'all somethin'. War has made me very paranoid and when a man get an eye balling on me, it makes my anger all jacked up and I get the urge to kill
@@vjjusn6486 Okay, Mr Everything Would Get Canceled. As a black trans chick, this movie still holds up and is hardly offensive in any way. Hell even the dress scene is funny af to me.
scifyry. Even down to the one gold tooth. I remember early 90s when every guy returning from Dessert Storm had that one gold tooth😂 But he reminded me of my uncle alot. He did a great job
How those kids keep a straight face is a mystery to me, because if I were one of those kids I would be rolling on the floor in laughter just listening to Major Payne's voice.
**Major Payne** Is A Great Movie!!!! The Morals Of Discipline Are Concrete And Precise!!!! **Major Payne** Gives Them **Pain** This Movie Is A Good Teaching And Positive Thinking Precept, Concerning Success And Realizing That You Are A Lot Better Than You Actually Look Or Seem To Be!!!! A **Great Lesson Learner**Of A Movie!!!! **KUDOS**
I got a hard copy...use to watch this on VHS almost every night with my brothers and laugh at the same scenes over and over again lol...oh how I miss the 90's even more..best movies and music were made
"You think you tears would stop Charlie from taking his bayonet and sticking it in your little tiny heart?" 😂 There's no way that lines like this are acceptable in movies today. I miss the 90's
*Sneezes! "Oh I SEE, we have a sickly boy on our hands. Well, we gonna have to BOOST your immune system son. DROP DOWN, GIVE ME 25 PUSH UPS NOW!! COUNT EM OUT!!
Seriously the best comedy of all time imo lol. I grew up with my dad, he was in three branches of the military - and this is one of the few movies that's just as funny to adults as it is kids. I quote this movie all the time..if somebody doesn't get it I just assume they aren't my kind of people. Ha
I believe that every kid should watch Major Payne. It will teach them many good things that kids don't learn these days, like motivation, respect, dignity and a sense of humor. NOW drop and give me twenty, you MAGOTS. Love this movie.
I don't think I've ever genuinely belly laughed as hard when I first saw the part at 0:27 seconds..Even rewatching it now is so dam funny. The delivery/line he says is priceless.
I miss the 90's I was born in 1988 kids today dont know good movie's I love every ones comments at least i ant the only one who still likes this movie love you all you keep old school going every one
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The 90's had the best movie's. The 90's were awesome..
Fuuuuuuck yeah
Kids now don't know what good movies are now we had the best movies in the 90s
Yes they were
What about Superbad
They surely were
"You think your tears are gonna stop Charlie from driving his bayonet into your tiny heart?!"
"turd heart"
Lol "tiny turd heart"
😭
You took the time and you got the quote wrong! Ahhhh
@@TheBiggerDavo who me
This whole scene is priceless. It has me in stitches every time. “What’re you looking at ass eyes!?!? You plottin on me boy!??”
@@LetsTok. He didnt do anything wrong so thats instantly something wrong. So he insults him for no reason as a kiss ass.
Wrong movie, McFly!
@@LetsTok. The kid has brown eyes. Brown is the color of shit.
*"D I R - Y E - D I R"*
Well let me tell you something. Let me tell y'all somethin'. War has made me very paranoid and when a man get an eye balling on me, it makes my anger all jacked up and I get the urge to kill
Crazy how 25 years later this movie is still funny
Purplesupreme91 wants even more funny is no way this movie can be shown today.
@@vjjusn6486 Okay, Mr Everything Would Get Canceled.
As a black trans chick, this movie still holds up and is hardly offensive in any way.
Hell even the dress scene is funny af to me.
@@vjjusn6486 Boomer-ass take
What's also crazy is who directed it, Nick Castle. He was the original shape of Micheal Myers, then was the breathing sounds in the new ones
For not being prior military, Damon Wayans did a wonderful job as Major Benson Wenefred Payne.
Yeah, he would have made a hellva good DI
cameraman655 He definitely would have. If only he could've dropped f-bombs the whole time. Woulda brought back memories lol.
scifyry. Even down to the one gold tooth. I remember early 90s when every guy returning from Dessert Storm had that one gold tooth😂 But he reminded me of my uncle alot. He did a great job
ben lee 😂 Hey, it was the 90's lol.
scifyry . Yep. Desert Storm soldiers were the coolest ever.
“What are you looking at ass eyes”
“Nothing sir”
“You plottin on me boy” 😂😂😂
Well let me tell you something ass eyes, lemme tell you all something! WAR HAS MADE ME VERY PARANOID.....
No sir.
@@DizzyTV24 " And when a man gets to eyeballing at me it makes my agent ORANGE act up!
Moses Davis Ummmm sir... That quote is incorrect.... “And when a man get to eyeballing me it makes my anger all jacked up”
@@DizzyTV24 Lol I made a mistake....it sounded like he said agent orange act up I just thought it was a military thing
"Killing is my business ladies! And Business... IS... Good!"
Goku San
"Khillin' iz mah behznahzz, laydays and BehZNahZZ, Iz, GooD!!!"
Goku San 👍👍
Megadeth reference
Goku San boo hoo
He got that from Megadeth
One of my all time favourite films as a child. This and the Sandlot kids.
Onar C what about "little giants"???
I still quote this move all the time!
Foster parent training film...
" War has made me very paranoid! And when a man gets a eyeball at me it makes my agent orange act up! " lmao
The Wolverine x hi
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT, ASS-EYES? YOU PLOTTIN ON ME, BOY?"
Hello gorgeous, welcome my party. LOL
Lmfao bruh
I am not your damn brother!
Who is still watching in 2020 and still thinks this funny af
Israel Molina me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes
I love Maj. Payne!
ME XD
Israel Molina I am
"I'm sorry mister handicapped man" had me dying🤣
Yeah me too
I think that's his son
How those kids keep a straight face is a mystery to me, because if I were one of those kids I would be rolling on the floor in laughter just listening to Major Payne's voice.
One of my RDCs (Navy equivalent of drill sergeants) sounded very similar to Major Payne. We were not laughing.
Mrpartsunknown if he talking to them like this in a kids movie I can only imagine real life😬
@@coreymason2095 you'd be in stitches and so would I lol.
@@JReed1985 til the RDC main it rain indoors on a sunny day -- yo azz wouldnt find shyt so funny after that.
@@Mrpartsunknown if you want to do push up or run until you drop dead than laugh ^^ to your hearths contest
"I... AM NOT YO DAMM BRUTHA!"
That is his nephew, though
*your, damn, brother* you’re welcome.
@@justinthrift779 What are you? The fucking grammar police?!
Now drop down and give me 25 push ups
@@slanetroyard92 kiss my ass
I'm a retired Army vet and I can tell you Damon Wayans nailed it cold. Major Payne is every drill instructor I ever met.
@Hawk Master
Thank you for serving our country
I love this movie. Straight Classic👍🏾
Mr. Donell Me too! Me too!
Did I give you permission to sneeze opie lol
I hate this movie. I want to watch The wiz, Hairspray, and Rent.
(YELLING VOICE) I HATE THIS MOVIE! I WANT TO WATCH THE WIZ, HAIRSPRAY, AND RENT!
Mr. Donell yes I do to
"DIR YES DIR" lmaooooo I was dying at that
Hahahahahah
4:41
Yall ain't right 😂😂😂
“I’m sorry Mr. Handicap man, I didn’t mean to offend you”. Probably not, Damon played “Handi-man” on In Living Color....
When D said "Malcolm X" I cracked up😂😂😂
Lmaaoo 😂😂
Tray Weathersby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What the hell was that you little freckle faced cartoon?!" To this day I still quote that line 🤣
Damon is just as hilarious as his bros are.
Hilarious in this and My Wife and Kids show, just pure gold what he comes out with in that show.
Perfectly followed up with an Andy Griffith Show reference 👍
"STOP THAT CRYING..YOU'LL GET NO PITY FROM ME!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go change yo Huggies!
You think your tears are gonna stop Charlie from taking his bayonet and stick into your tiny heart?
Awesome film!
He deserve an Academy award!
I love this film.
I am not your damn brother... Lol... That's his nephew in real life he is a Wayans....
Really
Damien Wayans
@@christibbs7267 yep he was also the dude foaming out the mouth in Don't be a menance..and of course Malibu's most wanted
@@brandonbates9259 gamecast! Hahaha I didn't realize that until now
@@ryanrumble904 Yep lol
I love how he destroyed any notion of racism with that black kid. He was not about it at all. When you're in combat, all you have is each other.
I like your comment about destroying racism.
I think that's his second son
That's not the case for ww2
It's like in Full Metal Jacket where he says "I may be hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry. Here, you are all equally worthless."
Yeah, every black kid in ghetto needs Major Payne, that tough guy who kicks silly butts and knocks senses into them.
The boy who sneezed, grew up to be the sherminator in American Pie
Courtney Gibson Jr I can see where he got the nickname
That's crazy cause the kid at 3:36 is *actually* Faze Rug.
He was also the kid that stole everything not nailed down in can't hardly wait. Lol
he was in october sky too, dope movie
Ooh wow
I saw this while in the Corps and damn near died watching it. His representation of of a Drill Instructor is not far off at all.
You found a piece of candy in yo pocket😂😂😂
Aaron Radford 🤣👏🏽
LoL
Going to help make room for lunch
One of the greatest comedys if this generation.
"you know what, I'mma help you make room for lunch bacon boy...drop down and gimme 30 sit ups right now...let me see that belly roll!"😂
Jon Nelson 1 tubby tubby, 2 tubby tubby 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Bro major payne got so Triggered when he said "general admiral whatever"
That's Major, Boi.
ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS FILM!
EDDIE LEAL (YELLING VOICE) ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS FILM!
I WANT TO WATCH THE WIZ, HAIRSPRAY, AND RENT!
EDDIE LEAL whoever doesn’t needs help 😂😂
**Major Payne** Is A Great Movie!!!! The Morals Of Discipline Are Concrete And Precise!!!! **Major Payne** Gives Them **Pain** This Movie Is A Good Teaching And Positive Thinking Precept, Concerning Success And Realizing That You Are A Lot Better Than You Actually Look Or Seem To Be!!!!
A **Great Lesson Learner**Of A Movie!!!! **KUDOS**
major is the funnyest person in the world
You plottin on me boy?
Major Payne needs to be a DLC character on MortalKombat 11 😂😂😂
Jesus Christ. That would be EPIC!!!! Contact Netherealm Studios. Make that happen.
Oh god he'd be to op
Fatality: roasting an opponent to death
@@vasiliypupkin3239 Better yet,
"DON'T! *SLAP* YOU! *SLAP* NEVER! *SLAP* HIT! *SLAP* HER! *SLAP* AGAIN!"
YES PLEASE
I AM NOT YOU DAM BROTHER..LOL
I AM YO DAMN UNCLE, AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!!!
😂
"You know what, im gonna help you make room for lunch bacon boy." 😂😂😂
Let me see that belly role!
One- tubby tubby
Come on pork chop
Two- chubby chubby
I can literally quote this scene (whole movie) word for word
Yes
Being a Marine and watching this again makes the movie 10× better! Lmfao Semper fi Marines.
Semper Fi devil dogs
Semper Fi, Marine! *Crisp Salute*
Thank you for serving our country .much love and respect to you
The more I serve in the military... The more I wanna be like major Payne
“What the hell was that you freckle face cartoon” 😂
Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie?
No sir
"Let me see that belly roll one tubby tubby"😂😂😂
One sir
"Come on porkchop. Two tubby tubby"
Jesse Pearson “Two, sir” 😂😂
One tubby, tubby, two porkchop, three tubby tubby!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny. 😅🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I got a hard copy...use to watch this on VHS almost every night with my brothers and laugh at the same scenes over and over again lol...oh how I miss the 90's even more..best movies and music were made
Know this...KILLIN IS MY BUSINESS LADIES..AND BUSINESS..IS ..GOOOD!
Sheem Byron he got that from Megadeth
@@lloydchristmas5588 Great Album!
80's and 90's had the best movies.
RUclips going crazy recommending all these old videos
Master Of Disguise l
Master Of Disguise w
I own this movie it's funny
Dude I laughed so hard when I saw this when I was ten .... I gotta get my nephews to watch this
This movie was funny as hell.
Almost every single line in this scene is priceless
Imagine seeing this in theaters, musta been a wild experience 😂
I believe I saw it in the theater.
“You know you remind me of the doughboy. If I poke your stomach will it make you go oh whoooooooo?!?!
LOL, classic
"You think you tears would stop Charlie from taking his bayonet and sticking it in your little tiny heart?" 😂
There's no way that lines like this are acceptable in movies today. I miss the 90's
2:44 1 tubby tubby! come on pork chop! 2 tubby tubby!
Lemme see that belly roll
Funniest sh*t ever
So that's where supermariologan got it from
You cannot find movies like this anymore. RIP 90'S. The future is gloomy.
This is my world's favorite movie ever
"1 tubby tubby 2 tubby tubby" lol!!
You forgot porkchop lol
My dad says that every time I eat a lot of food 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was such a great underrated movie. What a shame it never got a sequel.
TheStapleGunKid doesn’t need one
This movie is Gulf,Romeo,Echo,Alpha,Tango!!😂😂
I laughed my ass off at this movie back in the day.
I said hold it or I'll break that off and kick it around on the ground!! LMFAO
Jordan Groff 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It was one of my favorite childhood movies
(YELLING VOICE) I HATE THIS MOVIE! I WANT TO WATCH THE WIZ, HAIRSPRAY, AND RENT!
I quoted this entire scene from beginning to end
Called him a cartoon LOL!
Trombonebone 😂😂😂
A freckle faced cartoon acutely
He played the shit out that role!!
"And baessneeess ess ghuuuuuhd" 💀💀this guy is hilarious. Love the classics
dude that part is the funniest fuckin thing to me, it never fails to crack me up...The way he says that line is priceless..
Great acting.. I miss 90s movies.. If this was coming out these days, all sorts of shit would hit the fan lol miss the 90s
4:40 Thur yes thur!!
Lmao😆😅😆😅😅😅😆😆😅😅
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm fucking dead😂😂😂😂😂
Flint Ironstag lmao you’re fucked up
Damon Wayans was awesome as Major Payne.
Loved this movie!
Loved this movie. One of my all time favorites.
One of the best movies ever made
Thir! Yes Thir!
Greatest line ever. 20 years later, and I laugh out loud every time I hear that!
I, am not, you damn brother!
That’s because he’s his uncle in real life. 😂
I love this movie so much it's one of my favorites of all time
*Sneezes! "Oh I SEE, we have a sickly boy on our hands. Well, we gonna have to BOOST your immune system son. DROP DOWN, GIVE ME 25 PUSH UPS NOW!! COUNT EM OUT!!
One sir, two sir, three sir!
Seriously the best comedy of all time imo lol. I grew up with my dad, he was in three branches of the military - and this is one of the few movies that's just as funny to adults as it is kids. I quote this movie all the time..if somebody doesn't get it I just assume they aren't my kind of people. Ha
Major Payne like Damon Wayans, low down dirty, even, like his brother Kenan.
Tito Biggie
One of the best matinee movies i ever saw! Was already a big In Living Color fan back then and I was pretty excited to see him starring in this.
My agent orange acts up😂😂😂😂😂
What does that mean? I didn't get it
Abdidallas Agent Orange was a chemical that got into soldiers in the Vietnam war, so he says the affects are triggered when ppl eyeball him
"Im sorry Mister handicapped man." Best line ever.
did he call that boy "@$$ eyes" 😂😂😂
Yes
Yup I'm weak
😂😂😂
Yep
I believe that every kid should watch Major Payne. It will teach them many good things that kids don't learn these days, like motivation, respect, dignity and a sense of humor. NOW drop and give me twenty, you MAGOTS. Love this movie.
I don't think I've ever genuinely belly laughed as hard when I first saw the part at 0:27 seconds..Even rewatching it now is so dam funny. The delivery/line he says is priceless.
Man same here 😂😂😂😂
One of the best movies everrrrr!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You find a piece of candy in yo pocket?" makes me laugh every time. I use that on occasion
I love watching this movie! I have on VHS, then I found in Dvd. I was a happy man!
When realize that this is the comedic version of the "Full Metal Jacket" opening...😁🤣😂
This comedy will never get old
I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER ❤️ that line
Lol. My fav . part
3:22
This scene can be watched so many times
Man, I love this movie! I've had it on VHS tape back in the early 2000's, and I swear - Russian dub is priceless!
One of the best comedy’s ever... love this movie! Shame they didn’t make another...
Damm just realized that was Orlando brown
Eddie from That's So Raven lol he done grew up
As well as Dobbs from Max Keeble's Big Move.
"Where's my handheld?! I WANT MY HANDHELD!!!"
I miss the 90's I was born in 1988 kids today dont know good movie's I love every ones comments at least i ant the only one who still likes this movie love you all you keep old school going every one
i was born 1998, so i barely missed to era of good movies, but because of my parents i got into the good movies 👌
🤣 still to this day i use the "tubby tubby" count on my workouts.
I couldn't remember why until now.
They got this movie free on Amazon prime movies. Watched it probably 5 times in the last 3 weeks
One tubby tubby... Funniest movie line ever
"You will not EAT, SLEEP, DRINK, BLOW YOUR NOSE or even dig in yo BUTT without my say so!!!"
Everytime I hear that I die laughing!
Know this: killing is my business ladies and business is good
Why this actor (mj.Payne) havent been in more movies, he is amazing!
" my little goup of scrodum sacks " lmao 😂😂😂. I'm dead !!!
"You think your tears will stop Charlie from taking his bayonet and sticking it in your little tiny heart" lmaoo
When I watched this movie when I was a teenager and was crying 😭😭 laughing so hard. Damon Wayne's OMG so funny.
"What the hell was that, you little freckled-faced cartoon?"
He roasted everyone of them 😆😆
Omg this movie brings back so many memories when I was a child lol. Instant Classic