@@younghoodiez237 I see we have a sickly boy on our hands we'll we Gon' have to boost your immune system son, DROP DOWN GIMME 25 PUSHUPS NOW!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best part people don’t realize…the message behind the race subject and the way he pulled him in close to deliver the message CLEAR. Directed and acted to perfection 👌🏿
You don’t understand how many times I have watched this knowing every single word. Since I was young. I tell everyone about this movie all the time. Hits home like no other movie. Thank you for this great movie
you do realize that they cannot hear when they speak so they're body automatically produces a different algorithem of speach so before you talk shit learn some shit
LIES! The worse he did in FMJ is choke somebody and call them names. Major Payne insulted children, made fun of their impairment, shaved their heads, threatened them with a grenade and paraded them around campus in dresses. Only 1 cadet hated the FMJ drill instructor. The whole squad hated Payne
Oh the 80s- 90s when men had balls and women had manners. The good old days when Merica laughed 😅 at the fat guy. And when a parent could discipline their kid and community would support him. The days of cheep fast food on a buck meant something!!!
Whoever wrote this character nust of known a bit about actual instructors. And damon brought him completely and accurately to life. I can attest, even in the USAF....there are training instructors just like this. More so in the marines.
I like how Major Payne gets REALLY pissed when the kid at the end doesn't appreciate his rank; "General, Admiral..." I think it adds a level of realism you don't normally get in kid shows. ALWAYS RESPECT A SOLDIER'S RANK. AND IF YOUR NOT SURE, ASK!!!
@@blacknoir3476 nah bro teachers can really make you do push ups lmao. My cousins english teacher was a vet and he really made misbehaving students do pushups
@@totaldan99 No.. they can't. You can simply refuse instead of being a sheep. You cannot get in trouble for not exercising unless you are in gym. Same as going to the bathroom. Anytime a teacher said I couldn't go to the bathroom I said "well, I'm going anyway." And not once did I get in trouble. Because its your right as a human being to take a number 1 or 2.
I remember back at school in 6th grade the security guard was making one of the classes run couple of laps in the school's back yard in mid February because of bad behaviour. He was standing on the side with cammoflage clothes holding a batton and yelling at them like some nazi officer. It was kind a funny. They fired him of course.
I met Chris Owens once and he enjoyed telling me a lot about shooting this movie and shared some details behind the scenes. They shot this movie at an actual Military School in Virginia. The producers almost decided to have actual students do the pushups, Sit Ups and Squats for these actors, but it was too difficult to find identical Stunt Doubles so they used the kid actors instead
😂😂. He reminded me of my uncle Soo much. He had the post Desert Storm soldier down pact! Especially that one gold tooth😂😂 They all came home with one gold tooth and a acura😂
If those kids act up take away phone. One day per major affence. Clear little brat problem right up. Also put safeties on phone. Hear no evil, do no evil. Teach phone ethics. Nothing more annoying than brat on phone during meal time!!!😄😃
I'm missing the relevance, but I grew up without a cell phone or social media too. I didn't have either until I was about 30. But once I got on then I couldn't stop.
@@mikesmith5559 They need a reality check. the higher ups are far from reality. Look at the shit Sacramento is trying to pass and the school board. Teachers usually get it as well as those on the front line. Administrators and politicians have no clue.🤿
This movie will never get old!
💯
Hell nah
Rotten tomatoes may have shat on this movie but it is one of my favorites of all time
1:47 "I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER !!!" Eternal classic. 😂👍
even funnier that that cadet is his actual nephew. Hes Keenans Son.
@@RayGamez21 , aha. 🤣
@@RayGamez21IM STILL NOT UR DAMN BROTHER
1:57 that camera angle transition was just hilarious combined with the sound effect of him looking down
Yeah I wish they didn’t censor it
When you play Minecraft and started looking at ended man XD
What are you looking at, ass eyes?
😅
"You plottin' on me boy?" Lol 🤣🤣🤣
SIR HELL YES SIR😁
“Hello gorgeous welcome to my party” gets me everytime
"You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli."
“Yeah, well, I like this look better, General. Admiral. Whatever..”
“What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon”🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@younghoodiez237 I see we have a sickly boy on our hands we'll we Gon' have to boost your immune system son, DROP DOWN GIMME 25 PUSHUPS NOW!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whatever happened to good old ass eyes? 🤔 Did he ever graduate? 😳 Alway was a pain in the ass!!!
I love that the Shermanator got smoked by Major Payne. Perfect.
1:46 always had me rollin!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
“I am not your damn brother!”
AAAAAAA AM NOT YO DAM BROTHAA!!!!
Not his brother but he is his uncle.
I love that part
The best part people don’t realize…the message behind the race subject and the way he pulled him in close to deliver the message CLEAR. Directed and acted to perfection 👌🏿
One of the funniest movies I have ever seen 😂
The deaf teen really be like “derr yea derr”
Dude I screamed 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 thats my favorite part
3:06
Derr yea derr has been an inside joke with my homies for ages
@@khyraware716 I’m achy
“yes sir, he actually is deaf”
“oh... thank you... NOW DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25 FOR SPEAKING OUT OF LINE”
LMAO
That was funny 🤣
Doesn't it major Payne knows that respect needs to be earned
🤣🤣🤣
@@rikadojean-jacques3928 You should get permission to speak first, now get me 20 pushup!!
@@rikadojean-jacques3928 It's the army. You have to have the permission to speak before stating anything.
"Bdeep bdeep bdeep bdeep WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, PIGBOY!?"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
You find a piece of candy in your pocket?!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You know, you remind me of the doughboy. If I poke your stomach, will it make you go "Hee hee!!"?"
LMAO!!!
I died when the kid sneezed into Payne's face
😂😂😂😂
The shermanator
Xxx
covid alert
@@TheGhostScorpion screw covid
You don’t understand how many times I have watched this knowing every single word. Since I was young. I tell everyone about this movie all the time. Hits home like no other movie. Thank you for this great movie
Lmaoo same here 😂😂
You don't get out much do ya?
@@c3dmf4s not at all busy with life itself bruh
Had this on vhs for my kids, we watched it gagillion times. Still flipping hilarious!
I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER!!!😂😂😭😭💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that the cadets are being treated like they're dumb, then the deaf cadet answers sounding like "dir, yith dir" and it just kills me
you do realize that they cannot hear when they speak so they're body automatically produces a different algorithem of speach so before you talk shit learn some shit
@@temptingtentaruelyt422 You offended!? Good! No drop down and give me 20 for being a KILL JOY!
@@GarrettSzilard NOW GIVE ME 30 WALL PUSHUPS!!!!!
😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹😹
Equality forms unity . You all suffer the same lol
2:36 Oh...Wel tenk yu. Lmao, love that line
This was the funniest part of the movie! Can’t believe in watching this like almost 15+ yrs later 😂 funny stuff!!!❤
“I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER! I AM YOUR UNCLE!”
Mad to think he’s now 60 years old
I finally watched this movie on Netflix last night. I was laughing my ass off.
Major Payne was infinitely kinder to his recruits than the drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket!
They both have great insults and it's Drill Instructor for The Marines. Drill Sergeant is Army
LIES! The worse he did in FMJ is choke somebody and call them names. Major Payne insulted children, made fun of their impairment, shaved their heads, threatened them with a grenade and paraded them around campus in dresses. Only 1 cadet hated the FMJ drill instructor. The whole squad hated Payne
Well despite his DI hat, he is an officer. Those are needed by cliché to be gentlemen, thus he was kind to them kids 😄
You find a piece of candy in your pocket?
No sir!!!!!!
only drugs sir
My favorite line from this scene
Drop down give me 30 sit-ups right now
😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️
2:28 i died laughing how Payne said stupid
2:29 “You stoopid?”
@@loganthevillager9176 whats 9 + 10?
This movie had me in tears when I was a kid…laughed so hard my stomach hurt lol
“War has made me paranoid” to a bunch of kids 🤣
Oh the 80s- 90s when men had balls and women had manners. The good old days when Merica laughed 😅 at the fat guy. And when a parent could discipline their kid and community would support him. The days of cheep fast food on a buck meant something!!!
@@hackman669Looking at your previous comments, I feel like your whole personality is just “me not gen z, me good”
@@matthewjones39👶🏿
I just love the correlation between his name and that he actually delivers MAJOR PAYNE! THATS ALL HE KNOWS!! ❣️❣️❣️
Yes and that his middle name is more usually a girls name (Winifred) haha
I Am NoT yoUr DaMn BrotHER!
Now drop down and give me 20 squat thrusts NOW!
Fun facts: That's actually his nephew, Damien Dante Wayans
Whoever wrote this character nust of known a bit about actual instructors. And damon brought him completely and accurately to life.
I can attest, even in the USAF....there are training instructors just like this. More so in the marines.
Yeah he did a pretty good job. R. Lee Ermey really nailed it in Full Metal Jacket though.
Damon wrote along with two other guys.
@@Silamon2 r Lee nailed it because he was an actual DI
@@kevinpiacente3456 I'm aware.
This is way more cartoony than actual drill instructors. It aint the walk in the park bootcamp like the air force has.
This is the gym coach we need in schools.
@Kenmorian Franklin u afraid of a little discipline boy?
@Kenmorian Franklin and that's why you soft like tissue paper
@@randomselfimprovementchann1304 why don't you ask me for a little discipline :3
@@imperviousdog2635
😳😳
no so many kids would skip
I like how Major Payne gets REALLY pissed when the kid at the end doesn't appreciate his rank; "General, Admiral..." I think it adds a level of realism you don't normally get in kid shows. ALWAYS RESPECT A SOLDIER'S RANK. AND IF YOUR NOT SURE, ASK!!!
He was in the marine corps I believe. Definitely not a soldier..
@@casper191985 a highly trained killing machine he was
... "Well, Let Me Tell You Something, D...
I Am Not Your Damn Brother!"
Still Crackin' Me Up!
I didn't find out till later that D is actually Damon's nephew in real life
Major Payne is so *kind*
yea, better than my dad for sure
@@Osy999 you plottin' on me boi?
He treated them a hell of a lot better than his drill sergeant did 😂
@@rahkaman9761 No sir!
Well let me tell you something, ass eyes @@almightybeedee
What The hell was that you lil freckle face cartoon 🤣 he snapped with that one
1:18: That one teenager in every class.
I bet that's also the type of teenage who ticks off all his teachers.
0:20 Major Payne shares the secret to defeating COVID
Boot in ass is cure to much madness. No divas in my watch. This is the house of Payne.
"IS THAT CLEAR DUMMY?"
"dirr yea dirr!"
"cowboy on drugs having wild love"
goes to the jewish kid and screams "YOU PLOTTIN ON ME BOY" KEK
Oy vey !
LOL I discovered this movie twenty years ago. and I will never get tired of it!
Military men do not mess around about mistaking their rank. Major Payne correcting him like that makes perfect sense.
This man kinda reminds me of my teacher. Even if any one smiles he makes us do 45 push ups.
Teacher can't do that dude. Do u mean ur drill instructor or petty officer
@@blacknoir3476 nah bro teachers can really make you do push ups lmao. My cousins english teacher was a vet and he really made misbehaving students do pushups
@@totaldan99 No.. they can't. You can simply refuse instead of being a sheep. You cannot get in trouble for not exercising unless you are in gym. Same as going to the bathroom. Anytime a teacher said I couldn't go to the bathroom I said "well, I'm going anyway." And not once did I get in trouble. Because its your right as a human being to take a number 1 or 2.
I remember back at school in 6th grade the security guard was making one of the classes run couple of laps in the school's back yard in mid February because of bad behaviour. He was standing on the side with cammoflage clothes holding a batton and yelling at them like some nazi officer. It was kind a funny. They fired him of course.
Um...did you ever report him for hazing?
One of the best comedies in 95!
Bleet Bleet Bleet Bleet Bleet 😂 I can't!!!
1:47 I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BRoTHeR !
Just your uncle.
I met Chris Owens once and he enjoyed telling me a lot about shooting this movie and shared some details behind the scenes. They shot this movie at an actual Military School in Virginia. The producers almost decided to have actual students do the pushups, Sit Ups and Squats for these actors, but it was too difficult to find identical Stunt Doubles so they used the kid actors instead
2:46 that face always cracks me up
This is one of the best clips of all time.
" ONE tubby tubby, TWO tubby tubby ..." i'm still laughing! .....
Damon Wayans was great here.
Me an my twin and my two big brothers quote the shit out of this movie… pure gold
0:55 Make you go😮💨
Payne: “ then you hold it in you big eared turd otherwise I’ll kick you a** back to Mayberry.”
Proceeds to get sneezed on in the face 😂
"Freckle-faced cartoon" is always my kryptonite in this clip.
When he said what the hell was that I started laughing
😂😂. He reminded me of my uncle Soo much. He had the post Desert Storm soldier down pact! Especially that one gold tooth😂😂 They all came home with one gold tooth and a acura😂
🤣🤣
Major Payne: I am not your damn brother
D: .........I know you're my uncle
Wayans is such a great actor
“Dir yeth dir” 💀🙏 I’m sorry
der yes der
1:25 fucking hilarious scene
This movie is a classic.
2:02 “u plottin on me boa?!”
Makes his Agent Orange act up.
Loved this movie
These type of movie would definitely offend everyone hahahahahahahahaha this is so great.
1:18 this part is funny asf 😭😂😂
i love how he is like i an't your damn brother, now drop down and give me 20 squat thrusts now
No entitlement in those days. Respect had to be earned.
"Ass eyes" 😅🤣😂😂😂 wtf, Major Pain is too much!
Cadet Ass Eyes reporting for duty sir!!!
Payne: In this institution respect is earned. Now drop down and give me 25 push up!!!
0:30 and that’s how he became… The Sherminator 😂
What the hell was that you little freckle-face cartoon? I love this movie
0:31 makes me bust up every time- he sounds like the Afflack duck 😂
Haha
More like that pig from warner bros cartoon 🐷
0:37 This reminds me of Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket
I was laughing so hard I couldn’t. Breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the best movies for comedy. Hands down one of the funniest.
0:39 😄😄😄
I miss these kids movies.
Don't get me started bro 😅
He was the best guy for the role
Growing up without a cell phone or social media is the best thing that ever happened to me in my life.
If those kids act up take away phone. One day per major affence. Clear little brat problem right up. Also put safeties on phone. Hear no evil, do no evil. Teach phone ethics. Nothing more annoying than brat on phone during meal time!!!😄😃
So tru!!
I'm missing the relevance, but I grew up without a cell phone or social media too. I didn't have either until I was about 30. But once I got on then I couldn't stop.
Please tell me how that’s relevant.
chVd 💀
This movie was brilliant idc what anyone says.
That mane was so damn funny
As a US Marine I find this absolutely hilarious
My hat off to you sir!!! Ever want to go into public school or secondary education? 🤔 Curve those little ones right uo!!😄😃
@@hackman669 Administrators don't want that smoke.
@@mikesmith5559 They need a reality check. the higher ups are far from reality. Look at the shit Sacramento is trying to pass and the school board. Teachers usually get it as well as those on the front line. Administrators and politicians have no clue.🤿
Jeremy Dewitte here, always honored to run into a fellow service member. I was ranger division, jumped in Fallujah.
@@jasonmooreplease120 ... :3
I am not your damn brother 🤣🤣😂😂
Omgness , this was one of my favourite movies as a teen .
**Major Payne** Is **Awesome**
**Great Movie** With A Taste Of **Great Comedy**
Bleeet bleeet bleeet bleeet 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
My favorite seen. Damon Wayans best work. "I'm sorry Mr. Handicap man..."
I know, it's a shame he didn't call him "Handi-Man" (In Living Color character).
"oOoOoOoOo we got a major"
The next line : ALL OF YOU DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 500
They were given worse instead:
"ALL Y'ALL TURDS RUN TO MY DEN
AND BRING ME MY FIELD KNIFE!!!"
He Called That Boi Ass Eyes 👀😂😂😂😂😂
Forgot about this movie and how good it was. Damn.
Please come out with another movie. America needs you more than ever.
Barreeeep barreeep bareeeeeep!!! 😄
Let me see that belly roll lol
One tubby tubby!
@@genshi7398 come a pork a chop
Two Chubby Chubby
@@genshi7398 Two tubby tubby
Ass eyes might be the greatest line in this movie.
Bro really said "I KNOW YOU AIN'T LAUGHING" 😂
1:13 come on porkchop
The corps made a monster, and his discharge put him in this school.
3:07 dir ye dir got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
der yes der
"It makes my Agent Orange act up"
Omg this video LMAO 🤣 😂
4:07 Payne: "What's your name girly mouth?"
0:39 I Like This Noise Coming From
I love this show