Ya know I'm pretty sure I'm confused about every aspect of my life. I don't know whether I'm a hufflepuff or a ravenclaw, I don't know what the heck my sexuality is and it would be to confusing to explain, I can never make a decision, I never know what I want to have for lunch. Welp.
Me: * watching memes in bed * Brain : hey remember that time you got called to the office for your birthday and you did something cringey in front of the whole class... Me: oh... no...
Apparently, it's "Lego Loss". Which I had no idea what that even meant. Had to look it up. knowyourmeme.com/news/heres-to-loss-the-internets-greatest-meme
That didn't happen, at least not in my school. If a student was caught drawing in class, the substitute would be not like "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING!!!" *grabs the drawing* "YOU'RE A PATHETIC, WORTHLESS IDIOT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING! YOU BETTER PRAY TO THE GOOD LORD ABOVE FOR FORGIVENESS LEST YOU BURN IN HELL LIKE ALL THE OTHER LAZY STUDENTS!!!" *Crumbles paper up and throws it away* "GET TO WORK!!!" Needless to say, I HATED substitutes.
It would be funny if the guy presented his drawing in front of the class and converted all his mates into furries, including the substitute. When she comes back to where she came from she does the same thing to her colleagues.
5:37 Hello there *Chorus*: General Kenobi *exsplosion of laughter.* After a few seconds of driving: Oh fuck! The suicidal one is driving the car! NO! GIVE ME THE WEEL! DAMNIT. FUCKFUCKFUCK *Swoooshh* Damn... that was close call. I'M driving now, ok... Stop crying back there! No Thomas, we are NOT getting anything healthy to eat, and no we aren't going to Mcdonalds, WE HAVE FOOD HOME DAMNIT! Who the fuck took the parrot? Judas calm down! THOMAS FOR FUCKS SAKE DID YOU TAKE THE CATS ALSO!?
3 wishes of a gini 1: the ability to summon/ spawn animals 2:the ability to make animals listen to mean 3: the ability to talk to animals as advanced as how humans talk to animals after that i would start a revolution an would infiltrate country's with an infinite army of animals asociated with that country.(russia bears, india tigers, china panda's, australia austriches... etc), but the best would be the look on the faces of the dutch as i overtake the netherlands with chickens(and i know that technically dutch's national is lions, but why though. we arent lions and we dont have them)
5:17 New Yorker here. Just for the record, those 4 trains are actually the B, D, F, and M. The S is also used for shuttle trains, but they're colored gray instead of orange, plus there are no stations where the B, D, F, and M stop that a shuttle stops at as well.
1:50 Little-known fact: when another professional came into town wanting someone's job, they would have a duel that involved a skill important in their field. For instance, mathematicians might challenge each other to solved advanced math problems until one succeeded and the other did not. Bakers might have a bake-off. The conditions would be chosen by the participants, so it could be about as obscure as they wanted, too.
4:20 once me and my friends were on the bus to San Francisco and we went thru this farm area where we passed a nice field of cows and each time we passed a group we looked each other and said "cows. Cows. Cows cowscows"
The “horses” thing reminded me. There’s a game called “hey cow” where you say “hey cow” at a cow and if it looks at you, you win. I’ve been on multiple international trips with an organization that has been going to specific country for years. Years before I started going, a guy went who decided to try to teach the locals they were working with to play “hey cow” in their language. However, he could only explain that they needed to say the words, but not why, or the points or anything. So they just thought that Americans must just really like saying hi to cows. Now, if we are with a group of locals and see a cow, they will point, say “hey cow” in their language, and look to us smiling for approval. It’s one of the funniest things to come out of a language barrier that I’ve ever whitnessex
8:05 - 8:38 I’m not kidding that’s exactly what I would do!!! Down to the sketches themselves!!!!!!!!! I said oh my gosh out loud because that’s exactly what I would do! XD
at 8:07 i was desperately hoping it wasn’t furry. i am not surprised either way edit: i wonder if they actually preferred the sketch book presentation more than the actual lesson🤔
Wait so do you not think it was a furry or do you think it was? Furries are actually people who pretend to be animals during *redacted* And also I draw anthropomorphic animals and I don’t like being called a furry because like, the Egyptians weren’t furries-
KittenCookieCronch Actually that’s just the stereotyped version of furries, the furry community is actually really nice and most I’ve met don’t draw NSFW or even fursuit Furries are just people that like anthropomorphic animals
I always thought the "look horses" thing was because I love horses so everyone I know told me they saw horses bur now I know that I was not the only one xP
4:31 my sister and I would always sit on our own side in the car when we went to my grandparents’ house and it was a contest to see who got the most horses on their side. If she got them I’d like “I’ll get them when we go back home”.
The trash in the can was the art. They literally used regular trash like crumbled newspapers as art. As a cleaning lady, I am not surprised, only disappointed and slightly stressed out.
The Raspberry Crown is a moth that mimics a wasp it can't actually sting you. So you'd basically just be getting a lifetime supply of harmless moths...
4:20 we call em nay nays because that's what my adorable niece calls em.shes got us all wrapped around her finger.her hair is so damn curly she has 2 inch hoops! XD
4:26 Well, saying horses is a midwestern thing, but saying "cow." Is a west-east thing. I'm not sure why, bc because cows are everywhere, but we must announce if a cow is nearby.
What is the one at 4:18 supposed to be? I know that he's talking about Legolas (and that those are legos), but are they supposed to be that comic book meme? Is the comic book meme called Less or something?
I saw someone else explain this in the comment section so hi. :P The comic is called Loss, and it is often minimalised. Apparently, it's been around for a decade! Here's the link someone else left that I found, it gives a bit more info. knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
Ah, that makes sense! I had seen the comic before and so I knew about the whole weird line meme with it, I just didn't know if that's what it was refering to. Thank you both!
I love how they actually think someone was the first person to speak. You do realize that monkeys make noises to communicate, right? So did our common ancestor. Those noises just slowly became more sophisticated and specific until they started turning into actual labels for people and objects.
I was talking to my friend and this other kid and she said, "there are 4 ways u laugh, the way u laugh with friends, the way u laugh with family, the way u laugh with authority, and the way you laugh with your crush" and i accidentally said, i dont laugh with family, im too busy killing them
The snake and puppy story: Slytherins protecting their precious Hufflepuff cinnamon buns when they get themselves in trouble
Yeeee I will protect my hufflepuffsss
Ya know I'm pretty sure I'm confused about every aspect of my life. I don't know whether I'm a hufflepuff or a ravenclaw, I don't know what the heck my sexuality is and it would be to confusing to explain, I can never make a decision, I never know what I want to have for lunch. Welp.
Congratulations, you are diagnosed with imgatdifetism
Me: * watching memes in bed *
Brain : hey remember that time you got called to the office for your birthday and you did something cringey in front of the whole class...
Me: oh... no...
I hate that feeling!
Mr. Night
That was some Godly, majestic wording right there.
I sware pukicho is the main character of Tumblr
The Justin Y of tumblr
Yup
What about pm Seymour or guad
@@boopblip9548 Seymour is the sidekick and gaud is the antagonist
they're like everywhere
wow, past me couldn't think of a decent joke? how pitiful
I'm ashamed of you
took me too long to figure out that meant punch line
This may be too late.. but..
r/woooosh
I had to search for the answer in the comments
@@thecrowofjudgement2645 How is that a "woooosh"? He didn't miss a joke..
your the reason i even know thats what it means. dont blame yourself
O H
I didn't restrain myself from eating the whole loaf
PS:It is better with cinnamon and sugar on it too
Woo! Cinnamon Sugar Toast! If we weren't already out of bread, I'd probably be fixing myself a plate now...
A person of culture, I see
ah yes gods best creation cinnamon and butter toast
yum :)
Or just butter and salt when u don't hv much of a sweet tooth
Juicy Juice Hypotenuse. Classic and always gets a giggle out of me
I remember a different comment from 7:50
Modern artists: What is art, really?
Cleaning lady: Not this.
*_i do have a remarkable tendency to miss the juicy juice hypotenuse_*
I was literally watching one of your other videos and then got this notification and came here automatically
2:20 I don’t think Percy Jackson agrees with you.
Oh heck yes I forgot about that series. That was my _childhood_
Yes
That shit was my LIFE in like 4th grade.
I'm crying now
im confused
*4:18* I know it's probably Legolas but all I can understand is...
*LEGO LEGO LITTLE LEGO TWO LEGOS LEGO SIDEWAYS LEGO*
What am I missing?
Apparently, it's "Lego Loss". Which I had no idea what that even meant. Had to look it up.
knowyourmeme.com/news/heres-to-loss-the-internets-greatest-meme
Arcanine-Espeon I thought it just meant character building and then death
Oh its Legolas 😹
*Jack Szymanski* Well then!
Same
8:17 This sounds like some shit I'd say and I love this kid for reminding me of myself
So , if. tomatoes. are fruit does that make ketchup a smoothie?
Perhaps...
*WHAT HAVE YOU DONE*
The wise words of a real scientist
no ketchup is made in a slow cooker and you don't COOK smoothies
@@SalmahS I can make ketchup in a blender
Common sense is knowing ketchup is not a smoothie- Natsuki
2:25 Tell that to Percy
Gaysmr oof yasss finally a Percy Jackson reference!! Thank you!
I’m so happy so many others know PJO
the way the robot said "juicy juice hypotenuse" killed me
2:26 HOW DARE YOU
Percy calm down
NO
*massive wave destroys the Tumblr servers*
Lol
A fucking tsunami kills tumblr
What if the Hulk was Shrek when he was younger?
*No.*
@@zellouwu7501
Yes
A sentence usually requires 3 words, the noun the verb and some other word. You, just got pwned.
@@SuperBuzzy I wasn't trying to write a sentence
@@SuperBuzzy No...
4:33 i do that but with magpies
and cows
and sheep
and horses
and kangaroos (yes i live in australia)
and basically every animal i see
8:06 And the furries strike again
*r/thathappened*
That didn't happen, at least not in my school. If a student was caught drawing in class, the substitute would be not like "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING!!!" *grabs the drawing* "YOU'RE A PATHETIC, WORTHLESS IDIOT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING! YOU BETTER PRAY TO THE GOOD LORD ABOVE FOR FORGIVENESS LEST YOU BURN IN HELL LIKE ALL THE OTHER LAZY STUDENTS!!!" *Crumbles paper up and throws it away* "GET TO WORK!!!"
Needless to say, I HATED substitutes.
It would be funny if the guy presented his drawing in front of the class and converted all his mates into furries, including the substitute. When she comes back to where she came from she does the same thing to her colleagues.
-i mean there’s nothing wrong with furries-
Y e s
What the frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac
Alexandre Thibodeau I JUST WOKE UP MY GRANDPARENTS
Alexandre Thibodeau Holy click clack ping zap bing boom ding dang hingy hang zoinkity booba on a stick
I shouldn't be laughing this hard
Isn't that from a sharkboy and lavagirl meme song...
Lil Mac man Pac
3:55 I googled "raspberry crown" and I realised I grew up my entire life thinking it was spelt "rasberry". Is this some sort of Mandela effect.
8:06
. . .
Heck yeah, I'd be down for that.
Same
8:06
Teacher: *You arent suppose to do that!*
That line at the very end is very comforting.
Ohhh It was "Punch line". Lol
2:22
Ahem.
*Blueberries.*
Windoge 10 they are actually purple
@@andrewlittrell1
Guess the person who named the berry, is an idiot...
Windoge 10 Ikr😂
@@andrewlittrell1
There are blue blueberries
NoName nope there purple look it up
5:37
Hello there
*Chorus*: General Kenobi
*exsplosion of laughter.*
After a few seconds of driving:
Oh fuck! The suicidal one is driving the car! NO! GIVE ME THE WEEL! DAMNIT.
FUCKFUCKFUCK
*Swoooshh*
Damn... that was close call. I'M driving now, ok...
Stop crying back there!
No Thomas, we are NOT getting anything healthy to eat, and no we aren't going to Mcdonalds, WE HAVE FOOD HOME DAMNIT!
Who the fuck took the parrot? Judas calm down! THOMAS FOR FUCKS SAKE DID YOU TAKE THE CATS ALSO!?
3 wishes of a gini
1: the ability to summon/ spawn animals
2:the ability to make animals listen to mean
3: the ability to talk to animals as advanced as how humans talk to animals
after that i would start a revolution an would infiltrate country's with an infinite army of animals asociated with that country.(russia bears, india tigers, china panda's, australia austriches... etc), but the best would be the look on the faces of the dutch as i overtake the netherlands with chickens(and i know that technically dutch's national is lions, but why though. we arent lions and we dont have them)
5:17 New Yorker here. Just for the record, those 4 trains are actually the B, D, F, and M. The S is also used for shuttle trains, but they're colored gray instead of orange, plus there are no stations where the B, D, F, and M stop that a shuttle stops at as well.
Oh I just realized that the Lord of the Rings pun was Legolas, it's a loss meme, made out of legos, Lego loss...
Imagine dying and going to dog heaven and being the only human there and all the dogs just comes to you.
.
.
.
.
.
Someone kill me now
1:50 Little-known fact: when another professional came into town wanting someone's job, they would have a duel that involved a skill important in their field. For instance, mathematicians might challenge each other to solved advanced math problems until one succeeded and the other did not. Bakers might have a bake-off. The conditions would be chosen by the participants, so it could be about as obscure as they wanted, too.
4:22 that's so true every time we pass a field of animals we must say they're species in a monotone voice
Blue is my favorite flavor!
Same here! :D
4:20 once me and my friends were on the bus to San Francisco and we went thru this farm area where we passed a nice field of cows and each time we passed a group we looked each other and said "cows. Cows. Cows cowscows"
4:05 oddly specific, yet I relate
The “horses” thing reminded me. There’s a game called “hey cow” where you say “hey cow” at a cow and if it looks at you, you win. I’ve been on multiple international trips with an organization that has been going to specific country for years. Years before I started going, a guy went who decided to try to teach the locals they were working with to play “hey cow” in their language. However, he could only explain that they needed to say the words, but not why, or the points or anything. So they just thought that Americans must just really like saying hi to cows. Now, if we are with a group of locals and see a cow, they will point, say “hey cow” in their language, and look to us smiling for approval. It’s one of the funniest things to come out of a language barrier that I’ve ever whitnessex
0:52...took me ages
press read more if you still don’t understand
punch line lmao
"Unused Run-from-tigers juice"
0:55 it took me a solid *1093475748383298493945884 yEARS* to get this joke.
8:05 - 8:38 I’m not kidding that’s exactly what I would do!!! Down to the sketches themselves!!!!!!!!! I said oh my gosh out loud because that’s exactly what I would do! XD
*every day we stray further from god*
Jamie Hyneman (probably spelled incorecctly) is a cyborg and no one can change my mind.
at 8:07 i was desperately hoping it wasn’t furry. i am not surprised either way
edit: i wonder if they actually preferred the sketch book presentation more than the actual lesson🤔
Wait so do you not think it was a furry or do you think it was?
Furries are actually people who pretend to be animals during *redacted*
And also I draw anthropomorphic animals and I don’t like being called a furry because like, the Egyptians weren’t furries-
KittenCookieCronch
Actually that’s just the stereotyped version of furries, the furry community is actually really nice and most I’ve met don’t draw NSFW or even fursuit
Furries are just people that like anthropomorphic animals
@@stellophiliac thank you! Very kind :)
I always thought the "look horses" thing was because I love horses so everyone I know told me they saw horses bur now I know that I was not the only one xP
Same
I'm definitely missing the juicestick
8:30
hah you made me activate my trap card!!!!!
1:16 i think everyone deserves a break all the time
When Bob Ross is more interesting than political science.
4:31 my sister and I would always sit on our own side in the car when we went to my grandparents’ house and it was a contest to see who got the most horses on their side. If she got them I’d like “I’ll get them when we go back home”.
Tumblr? i prefer Redditn't
Abortion, I prefer pregnan't
Ah Yes, Redditn’t. Home of tendies and lots of porn.
7:40 Why would she throw away a trash can
The trash in the can was the art. They literally used regular trash like crumbled newspapers as art.
As a cleaning lady, I am not surprised, only disappointed and slightly stressed out.
The Raspberry Crown is a moth that mimics a wasp it can't actually sting you. So you'd basically just be getting a lifetime supply of harmless moths...
That Lego loss thing made me feel anguish
4:20 we call em nay nays because that's what my adorable niece calls em.shes got us all wrapped around her finger.her hair is so damn curly she has 2 inch hoops! XD
OK look buddy give me a heart or say goodbye to your runescape account
Ha, jokes on you. I don't even have a runscape specs sufficient computer haha!
Excuse me what the fuck
Oliver Thompson same
3:05 That sounds like something I would have done. Make sure it's not cancer then roast you til you wish you had it.
4:26 Well, saying horses is a midwestern thing, but saying "cow." Is a west-east thing. I'm not sure why, bc because cows are everywhere, but we must announce if a cow is nearby.
6:13 it's get me every time
😂😂😂
2:26 but i love blue foods! every time theres like a blue popsicle or kind of candy i legit NEED to try it.
Well for candy yeah. But blue on meat or fruit generally means it's rotten. It's not a color you want to see on your dinner plate.
Salah Eddine H usually, green on anything not grown means rotten.
2:26 SOMEONE GET SALLY! (Shout out to all mah peeps who get this PJ reference)
I question her blue pancakes. Do they taste intensely blueberry? Are they just filled with blue food coloring? I MUST KNOW.
All of your ancestors lived long enough to have kids.
Starmadien2019 actually my mom died before I was born you misogynistic white bread
@@jackszymanski8151 *slow clap*
*_J U I C Y J U I C E H Y P O T H E N U S E_*
*Notices child eating jelly*
Do you know what jelly is made of?
**Now Jelly Is Mine!!!** *And jelly beans*
...
...
*And Gummy bears!*
This was uploaded on my birthday
Josef Ruiz happy birthday
Happy birthday! :D
happy birthday too you too troy
happy birthday too you too mach
Aw, thank you! A couple months late (or ten months early), but I appreciate it anyway. :P
5:17 is it just me or is Thor rapping like Eminem
At 4:32 I always go -Horses- when I see horses😂😂
0:38 those damn takers are at it again
8:37
I want to meet that guy just because of his fucking confidence I want to give him I high five I’m lmao
0:54 PUNCHLINE!
ooohhhhhhhhhhh
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Badum tssssss
okay, lego loss was clever
Man i sure love punch lines
*_*The toast post_**
*Sweats nervously*
The f Thor one is a HUGE MOOD
2:01
The second half of Black Friday:
I'm colorblind and I actually find things that I think are blue quite appetizing
The toast one is me times ten 😂
6:03
nOBODY *TOLD YOU **_LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS W A Y_*
That One Guy *CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*
5:40 I SCREAMED
2:14
Me: **licks stuff that's blue**
My friend: now this is why you are always getting sick, stupid
“Unused run-from-tigers juice”
*juicy juice hypotenuse*
Anyone notice it was the paper Mario wiki that posted about the raspberry crowns?
2:25 *while munching on blue sweet tarts* am I an alien?
4:08 Yes I did go through that phase
I go through that phase every day..
8:06 this kid is my hero
2:20 *Percy begs to differ*
Percys whole life is honestly contradicting anything or anyone
JUICY JUICE HYPOTENUSE IM DYING
Blue food is appetizing to Percy Jackson fans
I love eating blue the hell you all talking about, if I could afford blue food coloring I'd always use it
What is the one at 4:18 supposed to be? I know that he's talking about Legolas (and that those are legos), but are they supposed to be that comic book meme? Is the comic book meme called Less or something?
Yeah that comic is called Loss. So it's LegoLoss, feel free to hate it.
I saw someone else explain this in the comment section so hi. :P
The comic is called Loss, and it is often minimalised. Apparently, it's been around for a decade!
Here's the link someone else left that I found, it gives a bit more info.
knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss
Ah, that makes sense! I had seen the comic before and so I knew about the whole weird line meme with it, I just didn't know if that's what it was refering to. Thank you both!
Blueberries are most definitely appetizing. Along with the blue jolly ranchers. And that's not a real taste, that's a lab made taste.
2:26 Don't you mean.... _cyantifically_ ?
There was a mafia city ad on this video
In 4:42 my family just says the sound the animals makes.
2:15 he clearly forgot about jolly ranchers
4:09 that Is literally me.
I got the punch line thing right away and I'm so happy my life is just so sad
I love how they actually think someone was the first person to speak. You do realize that monkeys make noises to communicate, right? So did our common ancestor. Those noises just slowly became more sophisticated and specific until they started turning into actual labels for people and objects.
On a side note: we share 50% of our DNA with bananas.
4:42 or sheep or anything that's mildly interesting
I was talking to my friend and this other kid and she said, "there are 4 ways u laugh, the way u laugh with friends, the way u laugh with family, the way u laugh with authority, and the way you laugh with your crush" and i accidentally said, i dont laugh with family, im too busy killing them