2:08 One of the characters in Interview with the Vampire used to drink the blood of rats, apparently to stop himself from drinking the blood of humans. Hope this helped someone who was actually confused by that
9:46 what about the ability to control chance? You’re hungry, and what’s the chance that there will be a bucket of chicken next to you? 100 %. What are your chances of winning the lottery? 100%. What are your chances of being world famous? *100%*
Video: The Boy with the Striped Sweater Me: Hey that reminds me of that spong- Video: (shows spongebob episode I was thinking of) Me: I am the chosen one.
1:45 honestly though. In fallout 4 I don't take the free stuff lying around in the railroad or the institute because "they need it more than I do" and "that's not what I would do"
I am NOT a protagonist. Every time I try to play a game like Skyrim, I end up doing petty quests, wandering, and just following people around, helping them out or something. It would be interesting to see a game optimized for being a supporting role lol.
I'm very much so the opposite. My path in Skyrim was to run off at the beginning of the game ignore the main quest and take over the dark brotherhood and the theives guild.
That see saw (peed someone else's pants) one reminds of when my mom told me she was sitting behind this kid in elementary school, who peed his pants and so her shoes were under his chair and he peed her shoes and then she got a paddling for peeing in her shoes. lol I had so many questions mostly about the intelligence of her teacher! ( I mean her clothes were dry and his pants were wet but she's the only one who got a spanking!)
NSFW Warning! Well they'd obviously be enemies to the mersharks mgewiki.com/w/Mershark and what about instead of a movie on them, perhaps a fan-made encyclopedia page talking about them? i believe someone would be willing to make an encyclopedia page for the dolphin mermaid ...
the one with the capri sun is probably form someone who watched the biggest German RUclipsr (Gronkh) who played Vampyr and called every rat he drank a capri sun
Refill your house with air of your preferred temperature and smell Refill your fridge with whatever food you want instantly Refill your gas tank any time Refill your brain with anything you have read and forgotten during a test... That is a sick power.
Last night I had a dream that I died, but then I was seven again and I spent the rest of my time trying to tell everybody that death is not permanent and life repeats indefinitely and then I woke up and realized it was all a dream.
0:18 when it says "I'm begging of you please don't take my man" is a reference to the song Jolene, which repeats "Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm begging of you please don't take my man" for those who are confused
“Rats are the Capri sun of the vampire world” I only understand because I recently read a book about a guy who’s friend is a vampire that’s constantly hiding in the catacombs munching on rats.
Watching this I was reminded that I'd lost my partners 3ds pen "forbidden pocky" and that I promised that I'd get them a new one, so I went online and got a set of 50 for like 3 dollars, so thank you, thanks to this vid I now have 50 of these lil' buggers to look forward to in like 3 weeks lol.
It is impossible to become the "Ideal" version of yourself, because some things are beyond your control. However, you can try to be the "best" version of yourself.
No, Carbink, that is not the devil. Giratina is genderless and the Microsoft nerd is most likely male based on the pronouns used. You should know, you're also a genderless Pokémon.
One time in a video game I was on my way to do a quest for someone but got a smaller quest on the way so I was like “ok I’ll just do this one really quick and then continue” and I hadn’t known that if I didn’t do the other quest first the patient in that quest would die. So yeah, I’m really careful about quests where someone’s life is on the line now because my game might pull a realism on me
9:50 monkey's paw: if to fill means put someone or something into a space or container so that it is completely full, your cup always has too much fluid in it and you have to do that awkward sipping thing. You try to fill your bed with a person and this absolute unit appears. like, a complete wall of a person. want fill your bank account? well, you just crashed the economy.
5:14 Okay, funny story: So, my sister is a major hypochondriac, like you could probably tell her she has stage four lung cancer and she'd probably start showing symptoms in less than 24 hours (slight exaggeration but you get the point). So my other sister's (now ex) boyfriend was able to convince her that she actually had the bubonic plague (it was three years ago so I don't remember any exact details), so how we make fun of her for it. The best part? She's almost thirty years old.
Princess monster truck is the best name for a cat
It really is
What about Missile Launcher.
@@o0OMysticO0o It's Princess Missile Launcher to you, peasent.
THAT LAST ONE IS ACTUALLY ACCURATE I STILL CAN'T BREAK MY HABIT OF CHEWING MY STYLUS-
Amethyst the Shiny Vaporeon I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT
@@marshy4056 I thought the same thing
I found mine after like a month today and started to chew it
MY PARENTS WOULD ALWAYS GET MAD AND CALL ME WEIRD
Brianna Marie Probably because it is weird lol
0:47 yo can we talk about how Savage that grandma is lmaoooooooo
yoonie I will be that grandma
army?
E Gray i swear to god if you try that
no
we arent aloyd to talk about it youll get in trouble wuth grandma and you wont want that
That post about the computer and the Lovecraftian god reference to some email program killed me.
I agree.
Also, Bloodborn is a pretty d🅰nk
*But they aren’t meant to exit the meat*
2:08 One of the characters in Interview with the Vampire used to drink the blood of rats, apparently to stop himself from drinking the blood of humans. Hope this helped someone who was actually confused by that
personally i think its a reference to the game "vampyre" because the MC can grab rats and just sucks all the blood out and tosses em away.
I just don't know who Capri Sun is.
@@festethephule7553 capri sun is basically juice
Its in carton and you get a straw and you stick it in the hole and stuck the juice
@@theyoungladd7700
Oh.
Ok, yeah that makes sense.
@@diretimes4390 I thought that post had been drifting around long before the game Vampyre?
9:46 what about the ability to control chance? You’re hungry, and what’s the chance that there will be a bucket of chicken next to you? 100 %. What are your chances of winning the lottery? 100%. What are your chances of being world famous? *100%*
What are the chances of your favorite author making another book? 100%
What's the chances of everyone who died in Infinity War staying dead? 0000000000000%
This is some Fate/stay night shit.
Nah man, the ability to wish is the best one of all. You can wish for whichever super power you want, including the chance one.
Ian Adams
*Whispers * _holy shit_
Video: The Boy with the Striped Sweater
Me: Hey that reminds me of that spong-
Video: (shows spongebob episode I was thinking of)
Me: I am the chosen one.
**raises you up**
NAAAAAAH!! SAN VAIN YAAAAA! HABA BECE EE WAWA!!!
1:45 honestly though. In fallout 4 I don't take the free stuff lying around in the railroad or the institute because "they need it more than I do" and "that's not what I would do"
@Soviet who Cuts I do, but I do it discretely despite there being no consequences that I know of.
I am NOT a protagonist. Every time I try to play a game like Skyrim, I end up doing petty quests, wandering, and just following people around, helping them out or something. It would be interesting to see a game optimized for being a supporting role lol.
I'm very much so the opposite. My path in Skyrim was to run off at the beginning of the game ignore the main quest and take over the dark brotherhood and the theives guild.
@@dreadlordhg360 You must not be fond of the RP in RPG are you?
That see saw (peed someone else's pants) one reminds of when my mom told me she was sitting behind this kid in elementary school, who peed his pants and so her shoes were under his chair and he peed her shoes and then she got a paddling for peeing in her shoes. lol I had so many questions mostly about the intelligence of her teacher! ( I mean her clothes were dry and his pants were wet but she's the only one who got a spanking!)
*peed her shoes*
Now I want to see a movie about dolphin mermaids. Like, really. I would watch the heck out of that.
NSFW Warning!
Well they'd obviously be enemies to the mersharks mgewiki.com/w/Mershark
and what about instead of a movie on them, perhaps a fan-made encyclopedia page talking about them?
i believe someone would be willing to make an encyclopedia page for the dolphin mermaid ...
*Boneless pizza*
Worms with bones
Boneless nuggets
Sup man
Oh boy! Look, jimmy! A dead meme!
bone appetit
_So y'all know that pokèmon Gulpin?_
*Gulpin these nuts Lmao*
The perfect sequel doesn’t exi-
Swalot? Swalot of dem balls lmao.
it used to have 69 likes...
@@lumbagouncle800 you will be honored
Is this bofa?
ツFriedMushroom lololo
3:57 I’ll do it later
The Annilators mood
*Oof*
I'm not going to lie, I was having a really crappy day until I watched this
The thumbnail did it for me
Yeet before retreat, gotta yeet before defeat. YEET
Check yourself before you *YEET* yourself.
People:Defeat,retreat.
Me, an intellectual:def *YEET* , retr *YEET*
*YEET*
He left waluigi everything in his wah
That wittle under bite 💜
4:00
Is the bride having them like,,, bow before her?! “BOW TO ME, MY MINIONS. IT IS NOT YET YOUR TIME TO RISE.”
the one with the capri sun is probably form someone who watched the biggest German RUclipsr (Gronkh) who played Vampyr and called every rat he drank a capri sun
The robot guy saying McQueen sounds like a tennis racket hitting a ball 🤣🤣🤣
I had eaten several forbidden pokeys when they came out
Let the robot cuss
Refill your house with air of your preferred temperature and smell
Refill your fridge with whatever food you want instantly
Refill your gas tank any time
Refill your brain with anything you have read and forgotten during a test...
That is a sick power.
Ayyyy I still have a forbidden pocky.
3:56 And then there's me, watching this video at 3 am between rounds of Fortnite and handfuls of shredded cheese.
0:00 Time for a little controversy....
This series vs meme awards
8:47
And then they threw it into the ocean so Poseidon had to deal with it
Last night I had a dream that I died, but then I was seven again and I spent the rest of my time trying to tell everybody that death is not permanent and life repeats indefinitely and then I woke up and realized it was all a dream.
Fucking Princess Monster Truck I can't even handle this
Greatest cat to ever live paws down
5:07, that's as wholesome as it gets.
9:30 this is the best power. Have an empty LEGO collection, fill it the fuck up.
1:26
You were 6, so he probably said something like, "chicken butt"
Or, "poopy".
0:18 when it says "I'm begging of you please don't take my man" is a reference to the song Jolene, which repeats "Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, I'm begging of you please don't take my man" for those who are confused
“Rats are the Capri sun of the vampire world”
I only understand because I recently read a book about a guy who’s friend is a vampire that’s constantly hiding in the catacombs munching on rats.
Its amazing how _somehow_ the tts sounds diferent from cowbelly
(No hate but the slight diference in sounds fucks with my head)
"dude that joke was so funny I think I wet YOUR pants!"
*Nutrigrain*
*Energy at the speed of light*
Princess monster truck has made my day.
Watching this I was reminded that I'd lost my partners 3ds pen "forbidden pocky" and that I promised that I'd get them a new one, so I went online and got a set of 50 for like 3 dollars, so thank you, thanks to this vid I now have 50 of these lil' buggers to look forward to in like 3 weeks lol.
7:54 he has more remorse than most actual criminals, set him free.
It is impossible to become the "Ideal" version of yourself, because some things are beyond your control. However, you can try to be the "best" version of yourself.
2:30 or 2:40ish (besides the fact that it's a rainbow spiral not a blue ring [windows all the way]) is SO relatable.
Tumblr awards is funnier than meme awards. Fight me.
And yes, I know this is not Cowbelly's channel.
I thought the shampoo thing was helium for a balloon
Me too!
That pregnant dog post was so wholesome-
I AGREE WITH THE LAST ONE🙋♀️
Refill your enemies bladder with super fizzy, red soda
No, Carbink, that is not the devil. Giratina is genderless and the Microsoft nerd is most likely male based on the pronouns used. You should know, you're also a genderless Pokémon.
That took me a good minute to get the grandma joke
8:51 I had a dream about a man eating kite abducting people and throwing them into a giant pot filled with green liquid
All my dreams are horror movies that my brain comes up with.
They're very detailed as well.
At 2:12 well someone likes 'vampire the maquerade'...
I just got the vampire rat thing, you can carry them in your pocket and eat them whenever
That last one though, The DS stylus.
9:55
This was the moment I completely lost my shit.
Half of these post are literally descriptions of my daily life.
Dang I am some kind of loser.
Want to know heaven, when you peel an orange and there is no white stuff surrounding it
5:49
Dolphin mermaids would be like frat boys
Naw, naw, naw The absoulute BEST power in the world is being a really good guesser.
One time in a video game I was on my way to do a quest for someone but got a smaller quest on the way so I was like “ok I’ll just do this one really quick and then continue” and I hadn’t known that if I didn’t do the other quest first the patient in that quest would die. So yeah, I’m really careful about quests where someone’s life is on the line now because my game might pull a realism on me
*"YEAH ID LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI"*
me: *HEHEHHEHHASEHDSADHFSAJH*
FUCK all this Scooby Doo disrespect. That is my BOY.
I use my 3DS stylus to scratch the inside of my ears.
*_SAVAGE_*
Q tips exist for a reason dude
_I used to do that too_ ....
Wait I'm watching this on a 3ds
You sicko.
1:24 or something holy shit save me I'm dying XD
9:50 monkey's paw: if to fill means put someone or something into a space or container so that it is completely full, your cup always has too much fluid in it and you have to do that awkward sipping thing. You try to fill your bed with a person and this absolute unit appears. like, a complete wall of a person. want fill your bank account? well, you just crashed the economy.
Friend: I wonder if there's a circus of nothing but white people?
Me: *FLORIDA*
My ideal self has wings, that’s it
7:51 Florida Man strikes again!
Memes. Memes. MEEEEEEEEMMMEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
5:11 Jesus Christ that hits different now
1:57 I’m gonna finally become a trap
It took me watching this video 4 times to understand 2:11
Now there's no going back my innocence ruined by whoever TF decided to be a little-
8:01
This is the happiest day of my life
2:07 this sounds like a reference to Interview with a Vampire and Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.
0:20
Someone please make a parody of Joline by dolly and make it about lighting McQueen!!!! 😂
I gave u a Australian like.
*rats are the capri sun of the vampire world*
i have watched so many of these videos i read things in this voice now
I weep for your soul
Someone on the amino app said that genderfluid isn't a gender identity so I told them that then I must be three raccoons in a trenchcoat with anxiety
My ideal self is to be fat and happy not thin and miserable
4:21 My cat is Pepsi too (he's black and white)
08:48 Epimethius: You both owe me one.
*Gas* *o* *line*
Time to strap in for this
Needed this
Little Tim is once again disappointed
I'm surprised I got the rat capri sun reference
7:55 is it bad that i wanna give him a hug?
Nope, he seems really sad
He looks like me when I was a kid and did something bad...
You can't refill something that was never full in the first place
Anyone who gets the McQueen, PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY MAN. YOUR a Good nigga
3:57 *eating Coco puffs* -you say--
"I peed somebody else's pants"
One of my friends is a very pregnant dog.
5:14 Okay, funny story: So, my sister is a major hypochondriac, like you could probably tell her she has stage four lung cancer and she'd probably start showing symptoms in less than 24 hours (slight exaggeration but you get the point). So my other sister's (now ex) boyfriend was able to convince her that she actually had the bubonic plague (it was three years ago so I don't remember any exact details), so how we make fun of her for it. The best part? She's almost thirty years old.
*Y E A H I W O U L D L I K E A M E D E U M P E P S I*
sorry i have the bubonic plague i can't hang out tonight
*AW RATS*
It should be achieve your ambitions
Yeet
Yeet or be yeeted.
*they aren't meant to exit the meat*
3:35 my ideal self has magical powers...so.