[OLD] Genshin Impact Review | My Money is Gone | Waifu Simulator 老婆
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0:00 Intro
1:35 Maximally Important
4:43 Teyvat
8:51 Combat
11:50 Exploration
13:49 The Pain
15:53 Conclusion 
Игры
Hey all,
While this review is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work, so I encourage you to check that out.
Wtf how did this just get recommended to me
sheesh
Are you mad
Its still pretty good
KNOCK KNOCK MAX0R IT'S BEEN A MONTH, WHERE'S THE NEW VIDEO
I find it funny how you can send children to work 20 hours a day in the mines
And they'll never complain too
It’s China what did you expect
Just like the simulations!!
Just like the 1800s...
africa does it, why should we not tho. I'm more of a uhm, how u call it, oh yeah misogynist, I send the women in the mines and the children keep watch.
who needs money when you have a crippling parasocial relationship with Virtual RUclipsr Tsunomaki Watame
Waiting for Wendover Productions to release a video detailing the logistics of the VTuber industry
Who needs therapists when Nakiri Ayame cures my depression so long as I pay for internet
Watame is just yagoo in a voice changer
My friendship with the virtual youtuber Shirakami Fubuki will never fade
@@maruftim True, because friends is all you're ever going to be
The fact that the title now has [OLD] in front of it makes me dare to hope that a new, even more chaotic review, is coming out.
I was thinking the very same thing...
Sussy
have you checked his newest community post?
God I hope
you can also tell he plays it regularly because if you type his UID into enka network (lets you view people's characters if they've set it so you can view character details in game) it shows he's AR59, with nilou and has the current abyss at 12-3
Having begun to play this godforsaken game against my better judgment, I like looking through the characters and seeing that half are like powerful mages and skilled warriors and the other half are like “she is a secretary” and somehow this secretary is even better at kicking the shit out of the local wildlife than the mages and warriors
I must say that I can't agree more with the initial statement, and I find the part where you said "against my better judgement" to be very relatable, almost to the point where I feel like I'm being called out.
Imagine that size of her bunions of course those kicks are gonna hurt
There's Zhongli, a literal god, and he can use a couple polearms effectively
And then there's a cook who can wield almost every polearm perfectly
@@plant_pot119 explain please, even though I'm already addicted.
You ignore the fact that this "secretary" is half human half adepti, has thousand years of experience, and also a veteran in archon war
“The game is free and so is the porn” I cannot think of a more accurate assessment
Free things are seldom cheap
@@anamateursoundeditor4579 you have good taste my friend
facts
@@anamateursoundeditor4579 no
@@itscky2007 yes
Typical Max0r video; you have to watch it 6x to see it once.
Why does the video say it was uploaded 14 minutes ago, yet you have posted this comment a day beforehand
@@TREX_04 Patreon subscribers get the early drop.
@@mickeymouse6628 oh wow. Didn't know that
I think I have at least watched John doom 7 times
@@xninewxw7559 yeah probably because he has like 8 videos
The fact that this is marked as "[OLD]" is incredibly scary- Because i cant find the "New" review...
he's generating the new one as we speak
The generator has completed its mission.
Max0r running away from a woman is the most character accurate anime moment i've ever seen
"In this game, you play John Impact, an extradimensional being whose brother was eaten by Mega Bloks, and is forced to navigate Avatar: The Last AIrbender for weaboos. Now trapped in the land of Gacha hell, our protagonist must find a way to save our sibling by fighting Geometry™, the indigenous inhabitants of Twitter, space midgets and the ice KGB."
objectively the best description of Genshin i've seen
Max0r's description has way more genshin Impact when you read it in print. Script writing skills level 10 confirmed LoL.
I prefer Joanna Impact but John Impact already made me had to pause the video due to laughing especially when playing as the brother instead
@@meyers0781 every video he calls the protagonists John and insert game name. So John Impact, John Fantasy etc etc
@@hebislay John Doom.
trademark all rights reserved EA game challenge everything cuz strike theblood progenitor of EFT contract wars downfall fegelein -sseth the tm voiceline
John Impact
John Doom
John Bloodborne
I await for the list to be expanded
dont forget "The Cyber Punk"
John warframe
Welcome to MGRR where you play John Revengeance.
Wait for a Rambo game starring John John Rambo.
I have a thought that maxxor will release a warframe review
As someone who started playing BotW AFTER playing GI, it amazes me to what extent the game draws similarities from, down to even the beginning notes of one of the domain OSTs. Which was quite shocking, because now Genshin has progressed to having one of the best VGMs, period.
Classic China move, making a bootleg of something from another country.
Questions
1. Is our journey in Monstadt finish?
2. What country Monstadt is based on?
3. What country is Liyue based on?
4. What country is Inazuma based on?
5. What country is Sumeru based on?
6. What country is Fontaine based on?
7. What country is Shezhnaya based on?
the only thing China enjoys more than ignoring American copyright is ignoring Japanese copyright. they REALLY hate the Japanese ever since the, ahem, unpleasantness that happened in the 1930's.
@@DamslettesSIMP Inazuma is basically a bit tamer north Korea
@@TheSpaceComputer wrong
That Dendro slander aged like milk. The Dendro Archon is possibly the best god of them all; the best so far at least.
Nah raiden tops nahida
@@prajwalkrishnabhat5539
Death is too kind for you
Barbatos, who had connections to a celestial god: idk where ur sibling is, try going to Liyue
Morax, the most ancient archon and the prime adepti: I promised celestia to not tell you shit
Beelzebul (she actually clueless tho): *leaves her friend to do the talking to us*
Buer, after haggling with the 2nd fatui harbinger: let me tell you about your sibling and descenders...
Yeah, she's by far the most helpful god we've encountered
@@jsw973 Morax NDA moment
I will personally give Winnie the Pooh my social security number, my firstborn child, and the US nuclear codes in exchange for a Hu Tao dupe.
I would absolutely trade the entire state of Louisiana for 2 fragile resin and Ganyu.
Don't we all want to do so
I'd give Noelle my firstborn child if you know what I mean
What? Child support is expensive, have to get rid of 'em somehow
@@atlas1102 At least they'll be in good hands.
@@lavaeater5 yeah, inside of a vacuum cleaner
"Indigenous inhabitants of Twitter"
Almost forgot this thing happened.
But is IS true tho
The tumblr containment failing was a dark day for the internet
Somebody tell me what happened
@@adh615 it was a joke about people on Twitter dont worry you did not miss much
@@tylerulfmann4586 WAIT THEY BREACHED CONTAINMENT
Two of the “three useless boys” are arguably the best characters in the entire game…
To the coal mines they go
He did say playing optimally would require staring at man ass and he wasn't about that life.
I agree, yet I have also relagated them to the coal mines simply because I don't like their Playstyle or design as much, but I'm sure people who do the spiral Abyss find good uses for them
Best and male do not go together dude, you are obviously wrong.
@@universalspaceexpeditioner8259 Lmao did I say so? What, so you’re offended by the fact that bennett and xingqui are the best supports/sub dps’s in the game, and coincidentally both male? I didn’t even mention genders, and even said “arguably” and not “objectively”. I don’t see where I could POSSIBLY have gone “wrong”.
Something else: Since Liyue is the nation of trade and its god is also the god of literal MONEY, they have basically made China hyper-capitalist in the game.
It does not feel out of place at all for someone who lived in China for most of their life.
Communism with chinese charecteristics is my favorite
China doesn't really seem communist to me, more like capitalist but with red aesthetics
@@jsw973 that is a pretty acurate description
China for most of its history was more sophisticated and rich than the west, Liyue in my opinion represent that Chinese past like the Tang, Han and other dynasties.
@@RafaelGonzalez-vs2bu The ROC, you are thinking of the ROC. If it were Han dynasty, the Qixing would find an excuse to annex Mondstadt by sending their most annoying diplomat. Tang dynasty would just rampage through half of Teyvat without a reason, particularly screwing up Natlan. The ROC was corrupt, hypocritical, and arguably a bigger shame of dynastic China than CCP now.
Hell, don't listen to whatever your third generation immigrant Asian classmate tell you. Liyue is not an accurate representation of China save for the hyper-capitalist society. They shoved a fishing village and a few stone peaks at you, basically a tenth of China's cultural intensity. The clothes are not traditional, the Japanese ones are way more authentic comparatively. Most of the ruins aren't related, the bit of buildings that make sense are small and frail. Essentially Mihoyo as a Chinese producer made a stereotypical China, mocked customs by giving culturally inspired characters clothes you would only see in a whorehouse, and just made money from appealing to coomers. In my opinion China cannot claim a "better" place than the west in most of its history, Early to Middle Tang dynasty fits that description definitely but all other claims are arguable.
Hell I sound like a boomer.
"Do you want an Heir to the Max0r family?" Is a WILD thing to say.
people scare me.
ALBERT WHISKERS
*Hello Max*
@@MrTigracho It's funny because she had a nice voice in that clip too.
When Claire Redfield catches up with Leon, but there is no asking.
EVERYONE WANTS TO ROLL EULA NO ONE WANTS TO READ EULA
I want to drink eulas milk
who tf reads the 20 page “End User License Agreement “
I need the continuation of this series of genshin from you Max0r. Please, I want to see how you absolutely deep fry all of i Inazuma and Sumeru
Almost every time I watch this video, I get an ad for Genshin Impact. If this isn't Winnie the Pooh targeting my data, I don't know what is.
Fun Fact: Lisa's JP VA was even *lewder* originally, they had to NERF her own shit .
Really? Well, then again i couldn't expect less from someone who also voiced Kiara from Fate
There Is any video around that compare the old voices with the new ones?
@@gee_kaz Yes, really, there was a stream of the Seiyuu playing Genshin, where she was playing Lisa and heard her sounds she used for Climbing being used, to which she um.. improved a bit of her former takes.
She admitted that she was even raunchier than what they put into the game.
@@xLeandroIX They didn't change the sounds, but they made them play less lol
And is the same VA as Neptune herself.
"I was doing a quest that required a wild radish, so I naturally went hiking to find it, and accidentally discovered the entirety of Ming dynasty China"
Damn I hate when that happens
Especially when they mistake me for opium
So basically average Europe spice trade.
this is literally how the Silk Road was created
I also didn’t know about Liyue. I was doing a quest in Dragonspine and this lawachurl was destroying my existance. So i tried to flee from the mountain and before i knew it, i am near the Wangshu inn.
@@majorblitz3846 Spice must flow!!
The day after MiHoYo released Sumeru and introduced the Dendro element at long last, I went back to this video of yours and found myself laughing even harder at the jokes poking fun at the Dendro Archon. It aged very well, indeed.
This video had caused me to disavow the capitalist waifus of Hololive and embrace the proletariet waifus of the glorious People's Republic of China.
You mean West Taiwan?
@@fun_police8011 whats Taiwan?
@@fun_police8011 based
@@sheevpalprotein9132 pretending that something happened in June 4th, 1989 is cringe.
Dude same
1 minute in and this is sounding a whole lot like League of Legends
- people who play it hate it
- takes away your life and soul
- crippling addiction
- permanent damage
- money for cute girls
- makes you into a goblin
Genshin is just the League of Legends of Gacha Games.
Just significantly less toxic
also sounds like WoW to me, but i may be old now
@@marther3898 inaccurate; the girls would be bowls of fruit instead.
@@AWildRaito less toxic you said? Lmao then you should see the endless war between the sweaty spreadsheet addict metaslaves and the casual uwu waifu lovers, or the war between whales and f2p, even the war between stans of every character arguing about the most dumb and irrelevant things. Genshin is actually a dumpster full of toxic people who likes to argue about a single player casual game.
League is toxic, yeah, but at least you can get why people get mad in a competitive environment. They usually flame you on a single game and then they move on.
@@JNitroxx I don't know if it's the communities I grew up playing games in, but to me I love a toxic community. I can only stand wholesome things for so long, it feels uneasy and like I'm being led into something, especially with gameplay and to a lesser extent with the community. If I kill someone and there isn't a little bit of chat salt, I'll be sorely disappointed.
If I post somewhere about my unique build for something and I don't get someone calling me a retard for not speccing into something else, it feels wrong. If I main something that doesn't play by the meta and don't get someone calling me an idiot for not playing the "right" thing, it feels wrong. If I'm bad at a game and I make a pepega move, I deserve to get flamed for it. It's not that everyone's a sweat, it's just that they're playing to maximize their experience, and even in a not competitive singleplayer game, if someone sees someone else doing something they wouldn't, it feels better with a little bit of salt.
There has to be some sort of conflict, especially beyond what the devs intended, maybe that's just my nature. I'm not saying a wholesome community is a bad thing, nor am I saying a toxic one is inherently good. I just enjoy a little bit (or a hell of a lot) of salt from time to time. Everything's a lot blander without salt.
Dendro in this video has aged like milk
facts
"here's a fun tip that most genshin players don't know, the age of consent is 18 years old"
yeah tell that to tighnari's va
Sensory Overload is defined by your editing
0.5 Watch speed gang.
Maybe Soviet Russia is on the rise.
Because in Soviet Russia videos edit you.
Oh god they really do, I just defined propaganda in moving pictures 😱
A place I never expected you
checkmark
No shit. I’m getting seasick watching this.
“Here’s a thing most genshin players don’t know: the age of consent is 18 years old”
Shit we’re starting off strong today huh
“Spectre907 in fact, did start off strong that day”
Jokes on you it's 16 where I live. But... that might be too old for this game's characters still.
*looks at Japan*
Yeah...about that...also that really cheeky "Teyvat has it's own 'laws'." in quotations for some reason.
Good thing its fictional characters.
To quote Maxor during the hat in time crisis “Age is just a number... and prison is just a place”
I really do hope Max0r was able to get Ganyu on her rerun. If he didn’t, I can feel his pain.
Me going into this vid: “worst case scenario I’ll just remove from watch history”
Me after the video: *severe trauma in every part of the body*
Genshin is good but i understand you re just following the trend
"The age of consent is 18 years old"
Should we talk about those Hat Kid videos Max?
*He can’t hide the past forever*
Gone but not forgotten
She is 666 hundred years old, isn’t she?
Holy shit they're gone
@@vlad-e580 yeah I've tried to find it but found nothing
Max0r: "I am definitely absolutely 1000% secure in my masculinity"
Also maxor in his previous video: "which is a lot for a small, blonde, anime loli, such as myself."
Max0r is that one kid In primary school
@Bromine Bradley oh my fucking god
@Bromine Bradley the term is shota
Well, he is a really masculine small blonde anime loli, don’t judge
@@nicolrb2210 + Maybe he identifies as one Yahtz don't be oppressive.
-How dare you oppress me!! I identify as someone who isn't oppressive!!
0:25 "In this game, you play as John Impact."
I will never get sick of this gag.
Can't wait til he plays Constantine for PS2 and has to mix it up. "In this game you play as John Keanureeves."
Watching this right after watching the newer Genshin video and it's like living in slow motion
I would like to announce that I have successfully uninstalled Genshin impact and am now living a more stable lifestyle.
see you in a week
You'll come back eventually
ngl, i had a crippling addiction to the game. Played it every waking moment for a month and a bit after its release and it took me like 2 weeks of to ween myself off. I highly recommend *not* playing this game if you're going through a rough patch in life and have escapist tendencies (even more so if you spend money on games and have never played gacha games before). The game has so many systems in place to keep you thinking and playing the game, and they become so much worse if you start paying.
"You know you enjoy a game when the game takes time away from your life, you know you're addicted to a game when life takes time away from the game"
how dare you
Congratulations on taking back your power to live life on your terms. It can be tempting to just lean into an MMO or other time-wasting game-like thing and just go with the flow of whatever's going on there, but it can also suck out all your capacity for initiative, motivation... and eventually, even the energy to perform basic IRL functions necessary to maintain a reasonable standard of living. Also the gacha ones will eat your bank account. If you must toss money at something, why not starving people or social support programs?^^
"You could roll three useless boys" *Shows Bennet*
I see we'll have to throw hands, you and I.
Well no matter how powerful they're, he'll never use them, because they're not *women*. So they're useless, to him
I fuckinhggg need Bennett so bad because I fell in the meta rabbithole. Bouken da Bouken is irreplacable
IRK, I literally only want Bennet, he's so precious TWT!!
@@TheAmubis Also Xingqiu.
Vaporise is stupid strong.
As long they're not cute girls ain't gonna use it
i now unlocked the skill to see nahida in my head saying "demndro"
I like how you triggered the meta players by calling xingqiu, razor and bennett useless small bois. They will remember that!
I too accidentally discovered the People's Republic of China when wandering through the peaks of Nepal looking for shiny brown balls in this world of Teyvafghanistan
How did border patrol didn't catch you? I can't even cross past Tatopani without Zongli- I mean Xi Xingping yeeting me across the border
TEYVAFGHANISTAN PLEASE I’M DYING-
Hello i need help i was trying to meet the glorious chairman of th people's republic of china but apparently he died and his fat ass fell from the sky during a summoning ritual andnow i'm a suspect and i'm now being pursued bt the entire 63rd battalion of the people's liberation army
my only hope of surviving this encounter is to get to tibet and convince the dalai lama to flood the yangtze river. any tips would be appreciated
"Remember: the game is free, and so is the porn."
This is the golden rule of all gacha games, and should be appended to the end of the pledge of allegiance.
If I were a sage on a mountain, this is the sole piece of daoist wisdom I would carry for five hundred years to tell my students.
This has got to be the best political idea I have ever heard sombody get this man a tux cause I am voting for you Manatee Man you will lead this country out of pile of shit and piss that it has been stuck in for the last 600 years
didn't really get that one. does it assume people spend a hell lot of money on porn and so will they on genshin 🤔? my demand for porn is wholly satisfied by the free sources so it doesn't seem like a good analogy to me 🤣
@@voidsnorlax6556 People are easily tricked into buying thirsty skins for characters when they could just get horny jpegs for free. You learned that you can easily get the cheesecake for free; some fools haven't learned this lesson.
@@OlOleander thx 🤣
@@OlOleander that why The only jrpg I play are H-game that way I get the game and the sauce at the same place at the perfect pacing AND without the brain aneurysms that normal anime cause me. and also Ys cause those games slap
I'm proud to say that I've yet to spend a single cent of real money on this game since I started playing 1 year ago, but man it's been getting tempting lately lol.
I forked out the wallet for Raiden C2 when her banner first dropped. Booba sword lady took my F2P virginity :(
@@RusskiBlusski Scara is honestly tempting me. I'm also pretty under-leveled for most of the quests I need to do and for most domains with any decent items/level-up materials.
@@peggedyourdad9560 as a day one player, best advice I can give is; if you're going to spend, do it in the last few days. You might get primos from events. Also don't sweat it, re runs are semi regular.
@@RusskiBlusski Thanks, I'll keep this in mind.
STAY STRONG !
watching this in 3.3 feels like a fever dream.
"Tank is useless"
My Maxed Noelle who solo'd a KGB commander powered by god, science, and anime every week has never seen such bullshit
+respec
LAUGHS IN ZHONGLI 60k BURST DMG AT LVL80 LVL 7 TALENT
@@syarifht5929 well, nobody talk bout burst, we talk bout dps or in this case, dmg per sweep. considering that 60k on one hit, my noelle can hit that in one combo cycle after burst and can last for around 15-25s, depending on how many the enemies are. Also, mine at lvl 6 talent, lvl 80, and r1 whiteblind cause i'm too lazy to farm for em
@@JAzure-hk1sx not c6? Without burst? R1 whiteblade? talent lvl 7? Never seen such a bullshit before lmaooo u high or smth? What kind of crack r u on?
@@syarifht5929 You don't have to find her, C6 Noelle will find you and hunt you down personally EVERY SINGLE BANNER after you play genshin long enough.
"Stockholm syndrome is cool" is the best way to describe genshin
Skyblock... even worst
...
This applies to any gacha game honestly...
Can also relate as a Destiny addict
For Honor kinda has the same effect
@@Ntrooh *latches onto your heel and begins to drag you away* REEEEEEEEEEEE
9:46 *nature god suddenly spits out characters after a good year*
While watching this, I got a mid role ad for Genshin impact. I was at 2:07. Perfect timing.
That was the longest 16 minutes and 44 seconds of my entire life.
I feel like I've watched a 16 minute video 4 times
It was also most magical
Not enough
Wait it's 16 minutes?!
You’re stronger than me. I had to tap out. Tf is this.
Discord stalker went the whole ten mile and dressed as ganyu no less
Maxor almost lost that time
I used to play genshin, but to prove I wasn't a simp I used an all male team. Turns out I was just just gay.
lmao nice
I just started this year and honestly, I've had a blast! Love the game and am yet to spend a single Dollar on it. And it doesn't try to make me feel guilty for not throwing money at it!
"tankier than Tieneman Square" Bruh I'm stealing that line.
And now the Chinese government will steal YOU.
**Black bagged**
[ Comment Redacted ]
Go Barbara Go !!!!!!!!!!
Had me rolling so bad, fucking hilarious 😂
The fact that the stalker at 11:14 is also Ganyu is just another layer of comedy I love
I feel like I've heard that voice before
It is pure irony
@@Arkay24 maybe
“I’ve made a mistake”
I'm both scared and aroused by that fact.
I hear myself screaming in my own head while watching. Thanks max0r! Just the push to complete insanity I needed
I am crying 👍
in this game, every travel through the grass is a repeat of rhodesian bush war. because every enemy sets up ambushes and if they can't win they disperse back into the bush.
"And accidentally discovered the entirety of Ming Dynasty China"
I DIED OH MY GOD
It was at 12:29 btw.
I hope you live
I cant wait to accidentally stumbled upon Russia while trying to find apples for a quest
@@RestedAura2 yeah can't wait to get to snezhnaya even before than mondstadt after 6 years
I embrace our Chinese overlords as long as i get pegged by Hu Tao
Facts
Dear buddah for Christmas I would like a pony and a plastic rocket ship
Wait I thought it was japanese
REAL SHIT
Uhh
5:33
as someone living in New Hampshire, I can confirm
I've been playing and enjoying Genshin Impact for over 50 hours now and I haven't spent a cent on it. Thank you for this gift, Max0r.
This guy has seperate recordings for every word he says
genshin impact sucks
@@LavaCreeperPeople ok bro and
@@LavaCreeperPeople how is this related to the comment above?
@@LavaCreeperPeople sneed
@@LavaCreeperPeople not for me :)
He's actually very right. It's basically 2 requirements to enjoy Genshin. As long as you are in on those, you can play the game for a long time without spending extra money or being angry.
1. Part of the grind is locked behind an energy system, but you will get everything you can out of it through long periods of time, and if you want to spend the whole day playin, just do exploration and story(right now it will last you like 40 hours by itself). Don't ever spend money on energy.
2. Getting Characters and Weapons is rng ,so you will need to learn to accept whats given and mildly tilt it in your favour through odds and restrained spending of currencies.
Or you can play warframe and grind for 3 weeks to nuke everything with a pink flamethrower
@@Bennieboy918 Then realize that game is a complete mess, has been spiraling to hell for years and every update is just filled with sadness.
@@drogozi3308 tbh the newest update was pretty good
@@alvinvalentino5797 I disagree, but it's to be expected for barely thought out, buggy, with way too long waiting-for-update-time and minimum effort update with like 2 things of acceptable quality to be considered "pretty good" by warframe standards.
the only thing i see that needs a lot of time are the events and exploration. When you're done with that, its just 15mins dailies and energy burn everyday until something new pops up next month.
1:09 "how to objectively have fun. It's a seriously bad problem when most people who play this game don't recommend it" lol this part sounds like a warthunder tutorial
shit is getting real when max0r adds [OLD] to his vid title
We'd better watch it now before Max0r has another moment of lucidity and erases all traces of this video's existence
Save the link so that we can treasure it and not have it locked away like the hat loli videos.
@@crocidile90 the what now??
@@crocidile90 wait, the what?
Excuse me sir ,this is fbi we just want to ask few thing
@@crocidile90 Wait, I didn't even realize the hat in time videos got removed. When did that happen?
Max0r: I'm gonna tell you something genshin impact players don't know
*the age of consent is 18 years old*
Rule 34 artist: the weather is great today
14 in China
@@lolasdm6959 13 in texas
0 in fiction.
Because they don't have human rights. 😂
@bold it's been raised to 16 now just like last week in the news "24 Oras" look it up. No joke
15 in Poland
The biggest part of this video showing it's age isn't Max0r's editing; it's calling Bennett and Xingqiu "useless"
The reference to any incident in china being instantly skipped by drip xi jingping is fucking golden lmao.
Despite being there for only a few moments, the Discord Stalker is now my favorite character in the Maxor Lore, or MaxLore if you will.
Hi Max~
*”I have made a mistake”*
“do you want an heir to the max0r family?”
“god I want Max’s skin”
I don't know wether to laugh, cry, or cringe at this comment section. Regardless, seeing people in pain as much as maxor gives me some enjoyment in this dull and devoid existence called life.
>uses ganyu
>uses *auto attacks*
Oh god this person is truly deranged
@@arypramana6154 not only that, she uses stringless on Ganyu and using auto attacks
Guide to playing Genshin
Step 1: Get the game
Step 2: Roll for Beidou
The only viable way to lay
No bennet beidou cringe
@@ThorfinnStrife meta slave
An event where you can invite her for free had been leaked.
Been playing since day 1 and still haven't got her through wishes. Only have her because of the Lantern Rite.
This may be an older video, and yes, the voice and editing is less sharp, but I think the humor and pacing is better than the current Geshin Impact video. This is likely because of the need to include more information on the expansions.
I find this to be one of the perfect Max0r videos. His recent ones are just like him trying to break his own record of how many jokes and editing he can fit per minute.
tbh i think i liked this review better than the newer one.
"Three useless small boys"
*show the three 4 star units that can literally carry your team the whole game
well they were men
Based max0r
We use to be fools
men 🤮
I mean you'll see at least one of them on every meta comp
But if you want to build a team of just waifus you do you man
"In Doki Doki Litterature Club you play as John John illiterate Club..."
“[OLD]” So I can assume the 2nd one is coming out pretty soon?
Yes there is gonna be a sequel for this vid, release date might be on the ballpark of early march
1:16
“I am slightly a _dingus….”_
That shit’s still funny to me and I don’t know _why._
“Three useless guys” *shows off like the most fucking OP four star characters in the form of an ATK boosting healer, a Hydro sub-DPS and one of if not the best physical Electro DPS carries in the game*
But they dont have puccis
@@RedsHitpostMedia *"if there's a hole there's a way"*
@FBI It's pretty clear he's only here for waifus, which is perfectly understandable
I mean in the text right after he literally admits they're actually useful but he just doesn't want dudes in his party lol.
@@seven1353 No
"3 useless boys"
*casually rolls top tier supports**
this is the same energy as kmindustry support units
litterally one can survive a nuke and blast with a giant laser, considered support
hey there is still Venti
@@lolasdm6959 Venti Is more of "Hey look, a group of ene- and they are gone" guy
Razor is a Main DPS.
@@lolasdm6959 venti is king
will this ever get a sequel considering where the game is now? :D
Main story by 2025, Content updates indefinite
We have a while to go
There will
We're all very curious about this [OLD] marker, Max0r. Are we to take this as you having decided to speedrun creating digital aneurysms, given your average time between releases, or is this just an anomaly designed to sow mass hysteria among the populous? Although frankly, I'll be making popcorn either way.
He is making a second genshin video, might be a review or summary but it definetely gonna cover from where we left off til current version
"Genshin Impact is a game which has sucked away my soul and killed my dog."
I can already tell this is going to be a great video.
“It was, in fact, a great video”
Ace Combat 7 vibes...
"A lawless anarcho-capitalist commune in New Hampshire"
Oh, so you mean New Hampshire
Ironic that he says that the age of consent is 18
In New Hampshire it's actually 16
I lived there, can confirm
The new one is cool and all, but I still like this one more.
In a nutshell:
Kill enemies, get crystals, summon waifus, rinse and repeat
You forgot about worshipping China.
"The warframe community will remember your actions"
The actions of maxor have indeed been noted, now its time for me to go back to trading for that sweet sweet platinum.
Now back to grinding that last prime chassis
Now back to spending 200 dollars to get an armour cosmetic set I’ll never use
@@Bennieboy918 ehhh armour cosmetics aren’t that expensive, hell unless it’s tennogen you won’t have to sink real money for plat in the first place
Yo dps trinity is lit just gotta say
9:12
"Think of it like a train, you only need one engine and a lot of weight to kill terry davis"
My sides are in orbit
i was so caught off guard by that one
Such an obscure reference lmao
@@endoresu i did not get the reference
@@tboicovas Terry Davis was the sole developer of TempleOS. TempleOS was extremely sophisticated, considering that it was done very much by himself. Over a million lines of code were written for the OS.
He also got schizophrenia and ultimately, killed by a train.
@@btfo420 ok that got dark real fast
As someone who knew nothing about Genshin before watching this I now know nothing about it. This was helpful, thank you.
i was forced into playing genshin by my friends because every time i would talk in our group chat id see "did you download genshin yet" i cracked and i just play to see numbers go up. You dont understand the amount of instant gratification i get when i see my characters do a high number of damage girl or guy
I can't get over the fact that Ganyu has canonically wide hips and this lead to her killing a monster on accident when it tried to eat her.
She looks like a 14 yo what is wrong with the devs
Not her hips...her waistline (as the text says). She was very plump as a little kid and got stuck in the monster's throat because of that. Funnier with the hips though.
I had to check the wiki to confirm, and yes. It's freaking canon.
Moral of the story: ALWAYS chew your food.
Wasnt it because ganyu was like chubby or something so the monster just start choking
Max0r is the bloodborne to ssethtzeentachs dark souls.
This comment sounds like a mad man's rambling if you don't have any context.
@@waldofelix29 Hey hey people, sseth here.
I wouldn't say he's better than Sseth, they're more like different flavours of autism
p e r f e c t i o n
@@TheNotoriousLARGE what happens if you mix them together and consume it?
Just realized some of the tracks are Persona 4 Arena OSTs
00:08:51 ~ Mission For the Brilliant Executioner
00:10:38 ~ Like the/a Dragon
00:11:49 ~ Princess Amagi-ya
00:13:30 ~ Break Out Of
00:13:48 ~ Youthful Spirit
Might've missed one or more, but that's what I managed to find
Edit: someone else managed to find more than the Persona OST... Nice
This video taught me you can parry your own fire and 180'd me on how I felt about drawing 6 beidou in my first 10 character pulls
genshin impact is like being drowned with someone holding your head down in the water and you start fading to unconsciousness but they pull you back up for a moment and repeat over and over until they lift you up and give you a canister of oxygen straight from gods ass and you sit there inhaling that oxygen for 30 minutes until it runs out and they start drowning you again
no but that’s true
They drown you half to death enough until you start seeing plot and your stocks vanishing in the bubbles.
@@iknowyoursearchhistory so..... yes?
@@candicejoesugoma8410 yes
That's super accurate
This is an extremely risky play, making so many references to the Eastern Friendship Republic of Happiness and Freedom(ish) on a public platform. Truly, you do the work of heroes
They want to be in those internment camps its fine
@@cameronroy2129 its not Genocide its not Genocide its not Genocide its not Genocide its not Genocide its not Genocide
You mean the dystopian, totalitarian regime formerly known as China?
@@kylebeguhl8516 oh really? I really think that the people are happy there 😃
@@nicolaspereira151 lemme put it this way: if they aren’t happy, they’re *F U C K I N G D E A D!*
I legit thought this character in the updated title; ""
is some unicode character that is not visible on most devices but i just checked and it said it's just an "object replacement character" which falls under the category of "specials", atleast according to unicode anyways
"Age of consent is 18!"
*Scandinavian laughter*
*chuckles in malay*
"50 Pages of Waluigi Hentai."
One, You're Insane. Two, That's actually a nice deterrent to hackers.
more like a reward
@@coffeemug1012 *a blessing from the lords!*
@@professionalnoob5474 sweating profusely he googles "10 hours of Waaaaaaaaaah". It won't be the last time that day.
What Max likes:
Watame
Ganyu
I can clearly see a pattern.
Goat puzzy got him acting unwise
Well he is the goat!
Eskel: "I'm a sucker for women with horns."
the horns are handlebars
Women?
The old one are for memes of genshin early days. The new one are the improvement of genshin. I guess he gonna make another video when the game release other nation. You guys can see from the new one that genshin is better now, the downside is the game GB but it can be slove by cloud gaming.
"...So while we are trapped in gacha HELL..."
Clearly this man has never heard of Fate Grand order.