[OLD] Genshin Impact Review | My Money is Gone | Waifu Simulator 老婆

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  3 года назад +10433

    Hey all,
    While this review is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work, so I encourage you to check that out.

    • @smopdidddly7630
      @smopdidddly7630 3 года назад +202

      Wtf how did this just get recommended to me

    • @candii1246
      @candii1246 3 года назад +35

      sheesh

    • @wildwarhog3881
      @wildwarhog3881 3 года назад +147

      Are you mad

    • @knortand1058
      @knortand1058 3 года назад +131

      Its still pretty good

    • @lucaiii9955
      @lucaiii9955 3 года назад +69

      KNOCK KNOCK MAX0R IT'S BEEN A MONTH, WHERE'S THE NEW VIDEO

  • @gabrielpereiramendes3068
    @gabrielpereiramendes3068 3 года назад +6111

    I find it funny how you can send children to work 20 hours a day in the mines

    • @mr.clevertrick8710
      @mr.clevertrick8710 3 года назад +475

      And they'll never complain too

    • @aidendavid2680
      @aidendavid2680 3 года назад +548

      It’s China what did you expect

    • @darklizard5385
      @darklizard5385 3 года назад +196

      Just like the simulations!!

    • @pianomemerran7615
      @pianomemerran7615 3 года назад +64

      Just like the 1800s...

    • @KingShado69
      @KingShado69 3 года назад +5

      africa does it, why should we not tho. I'm more of a uhm, how u call it, oh yeah misogynist, I send the women in the mines and the children keep watch.

  • @Sophist
    @Sophist 3 года назад +14313

    I will personally give Winnie the Pooh my social security number, my firstborn child, and the US nuclear codes in exchange for a Hu Tao dupe.

    • @snorp6781
      @snorp6781 3 года назад +1018

      I would absolutely trade the entire state of Louisiana for 2 fragile resin and Ganyu.

    • @barrah6491
      @barrah6491 3 года назад +180

      Don't we all want to do so

    • @atlas1102
      @atlas1102 3 года назад +441

      I'd give Noelle my firstborn child if you know what I mean
      What? Child support is expensive, have to get rid of 'em somehow

    • @lavaeater5
      @lavaeater5 3 года назад +157

      @@atlas1102 At least they'll be in good hands.

    • @gurgle382
      @gurgle382 3 года назад +115

      @@lavaeater5 yeah, inside of a vacuum cleaner

  • @mickeymouse6628
    @mickeymouse6628 3 года назад +2327

    Typical Max0r video; you have to watch it 6x to see it once.

    • @TREX_04
      @TREX_04 3 года назад +41

      Why does the video say it was uploaded 14 minutes ago, yet you have posted this comment a day beforehand

    • @mickeymouse6628
      @mickeymouse6628 3 года назад +93

      @@TREX_04 Patreon subscribers get the early drop.

    • @TREX_04
      @TREX_04 3 года назад +8

      @@mickeymouse6628 oh wow. Didn't know that

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 3 года назад +11

      I think I have at least watched John doom 7 times

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 3 года назад +1

      @@xninewxw7559 yeah probably because he has like 8 videos

  • @jameschen9467
    @jameschen9467 Год назад +2419

    The fact that the title now has [OLD] in front of it makes me dare to hope that a new, even more chaotic review, is coming out.

    • @afallenhuman
      @afallenhuman Год назад +63

      I was thinking the very same thing...

    • @TMSFE
      @TMSFE Год назад +10

      Sussy

    • @aquatech1753
      @aquatech1753 Год назад +54

      have you checked his newest community post?

    • @therealMarine101
      @therealMarine101 Год назад +4

      God I hope

    • @Awesoemfella
      @Awesoemfella Год назад +75

      you can also tell he plays it regularly because if you type his UID into enka network (lets you view people's characters if they've set it so you can view character details in game) it shows he's AR59, with nilou and has the current abyss at 12-3

  • @scottharris6116
    @scottharris6116 3 года назад +10726

    “The game is free and so is the porn” I cannot think of a more accurate assessment

    • @TheChimples
      @TheChimples 3 года назад +197

      Free things are seldom cheap

    • @jbzeus6100
      @jbzeus6100 3 года назад +14

      @@anamateursoundeditor4579 you have good taste my friend

    • @itscky2007
      @itscky2007 3 года назад +1

      facts

    • @itscky2007
      @itscky2007 3 года назад +1

      @@anamateursoundeditor4579 no

    • @swordmain1880
      @swordmain1880 3 года назад +3

      @@itscky2007 yes

  • @AleksWorkshop
    @AleksWorkshop 3 года назад +13224

    Sensory Overload is defined by your editing

    • @zakwert8916
      @zakwert8916 3 года назад +97

      0.5 Watch speed gang.

    • @noaimnoskillnokill3947
      @noaimnoskillnokill3947 3 года назад +60

      Maybe Soviet Russia is on the rise.
      Because in Soviet Russia videos edit you.
      Oh god they really do, I just defined propaganda in moving pictures 😱

    • @NaoTaigaD
      @NaoTaigaD 3 года назад +8

      A place I never expected you

    • @ilikestuff3706
      @ilikestuff3706 3 года назад +11

      checkmark

    • @cornpoorules
      @cornpoorules 3 года назад +34

      No shit. I’m getting seasick watching this.

  • @smile-tr7gs
    @smile-tr7gs 3 года назад +8152

    "I was doing a quest that required a wild radish, so I naturally went hiking to find it, and accidentally discovered the entirety of Ming dynasty China"
    Damn I hate when that happens

    • @Milk_Bag67
      @Milk_Bag67 3 года назад +457

      Especially when they mistake me for opium

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 3 года назад +356

      So basically average Europe spice trade.

    • @raymundogonzalez2036
      @raymundogonzalez2036 3 года назад +240

      this is literally how the Silk Road was created

    • @notimetolive12
      @notimetolive12 3 года назад +169

      I also didn’t know about Liyue. I was doing a quest in Dragonspine and this lawachurl was destroying my existance. So i tried to flee from the mountain and before i knew it, i am near the Wangshu inn.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +27

      @@majorblitz3846 Spice must flow!!

  • @NoTime2Explain676
    @NoTime2Explain676 2 года назад +1635

    Having begun to play this godforsaken game against my better judgment, I like looking through the characters and seeing that half are like powerful mages and skilled warriors and the other half are like “she is a secretary” and somehow this secretary is even better at kicking the shit out of the local wildlife than the mages and warriors

    • @Vesper01VT
      @Vesper01VT 2 года назад +98

      I must say that I can't agree more with the initial statement, and I find the part where you said "against my better judgement" to be very relatable, almost to the point where I feel like I'm being called out.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 2 года назад

      Imagine that size of her bunions of course those kicks are gonna hurt

    • @plant_pot119
      @plant_pot119 2 года назад +149

      There's Zhongli, a literal god, and he can use a couple polearms effectively
      And then there's a cook who can wield almost every polearm perfectly

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 2 года назад +9

      @@plant_pot119 explain please, even though I'm already addicted.

    • @royaljanissary4555
      @royaljanissary4555 2 года назад +79

      You ignore the fact that this "secretary" is half human half adepti, has thousand years of experience, and also a veteran in archon war

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 3 года назад +5838

    "In this game, you play John Impact, an extradimensional being whose brother was eaten by Mega Bloks, and is forced to navigate Avatar: The Last AIrbender for weaboos. Now trapped in the land of Gacha hell, our protagonist must find a way to save our sibling by fighting Geometry™, the indigenous inhabitants of Twitter, space midgets and the ice KGB."
    objectively the best description of Genshin i've seen

    • @mickeymouse6628
      @mickeymouse6628 3 года назад +291

      Max0r's description has way more genshin Impact when you read it in print. Script writing skills level 10 confirmed LoL.

    • @meyers0781
      @meyers0781 3 года назад +66

      I prefer Joanna Impact but John Impact already made me had to pause the video due to laughing especially when playing as the brother instead

    • @Hebiiiii1
      @Hebiiiii1 3 года назад +67

      @@meyers0781 every video he calls the protagonists John and insert game name. So John Impact, John Fantasy etc etc

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 3 года назад +13

      @@Hebiiiii1 John Doom.

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 2 года назад +3

      trademark all rights reserved EA game challenge everything cuz strike theblood progenitor of EFT contract wars downfall fegelein -sseth the tm voiceline

  • @atocanboi409
    @atocanboi409 2 года назад +6331

    1 minute in and this is sounding a whole lot like League of Legends
    - people who play it hate it
    - takes away your life and soul
    - crippling addiction
    - permanent damage
    - money for cute girls
    - makes you into a goblin

    • @AWildRaito
      @AWildRaito 2 года назад +695

      Genshin is just the League of Legends of Gacha Games.
      Just significantly less toxic

    • @marther3898
      @marther3898 2 года назад +79

      also sounds like WoW to me, but i may be old now

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion 2 года назад +193

      @@marther3898 inaccurate; the girls would be bowls of fruit instead.

    • @JNitroxx
      @JNitroxx 2 года назад +158

      @@AWildRaito less toxic you said? Lmao then you should see the endless war between the sweaty spreadsheet addict metaslaves and the casual uwu waifu lovers, or the war between whales and f2p, even the war between stans of every character arguing about the most dumb and irrelevant things. Genshin is actually a dumpster full of toxic people who likes to argue about a single player casual game.
      League is toxic, yeah, but at least you can get why people get mad in a competitive environment. They usually flame you on a single game and then they move on.

    • @satagaming9144
      @satagaming9144 2 года назад +49

      @@JNitroxx I don't know if it's the communities I grew up playing games in, but to me I love a toxic community. I can only stand wholesome things for so long, it feels uneasy and like I'm being led into something, especially with gameplay and to a lesser extent with the community. If I kill someone and there isn't a little bit of chat salt, I'll be sorely disappointed.
      If I post somewhere about my unique build for something and I don't get someone calling me a retard for not speccing into something else, it feels wrong. If I main something that doesn't play by the meta and don't get someone calling me an idiot for not playing the "right" thing, it feels wrong. If I'm bad at a game and I make a pepega move, I deserve to get flamed for it. It's not that everyone's a sweat, it's just that they're playing to maximize their experience, and even in a not competitive singleplayer game, if someone sees someone else doing something they wouldn't, it feels better with a little bit of salt.
      There has to be some sort of conflict, especially beyond what the devs intended, maybe that's just my nature. I'm not saying a wholesome community is a bad thing, nor am I saying a toxic one is inherently good. I just enjoy a little bit (or a hell of a lot) of salt from time to time. Everything's a lot blander without salt.

  • @WeekendGunner
    @WeekendGunner 3 года назад +2223

    John Impact
    John Doom
    John Bloodborne
    I await for the list to be expanded

    • @Nanokk_
      @Nanokk_ 3 года назад +251

      dont forget "The Cyber Punk"

    • @lukalovric6551
      @lukalovric6551 3 года назад +161

      John warframe

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 3 года назад +118

      Welcome to MGRR where you play John Revengeance.

    • @Beriorn
      @Beriorn 3 года назад +54

      Wait for a Rambo game starring John John Rambo.

    • @lukalovric6551
      @lukalovric6551 3 года назад +20

      I have a thought that maxxor will release a warframe review

  • @UnknownSeaCreature
    @UnknownSeaCreature Год назад +130

    The fact that this is marked as "[OLD]" is incredibly scary- Because i cant find the "New" review...

    • @DocterWaffles
      @DocterWaffles Год назад +18

      he's generating the new one as we speak

    • @sentfromsaturn
      @sentfromsaturn Год назад +13

      The generator has completed its mission.

  • @WildWolfGod
    @WildWolfGod 3 года назад +605

    "Do you want an Heir to the Max0r family?" Is a WILD thing to say.

    • @kierancc9095
      @kierancc9095 3 года назад +32

      people scare me.

    • @Trickyboy1337
      @Trickyboy1337 3 года назад +12

      ALBERT WHISKERS

    • @MrTigracho
      @MrTigracho 3 года назад +29

      *Hello Max*

    • @WildWolfGod
      @WildWolfGod 3 года назад +35

      @@MrTigracho It's funny because she had a nice voice in that clip too.

    • @psycosanches589
      @psycosanches589 3 года назад +13

      When Claire Redfield catches up with Leon, but there is no asking.

  • @alexroux8316
    @alexroux8316 3 года назад +2592

    "Indigenous inhabitants of Twitter"
    Almost forgot this thing happened.

    • @Luck_wrought
      @Luck_wrought 3 года назад +66

      But is IS true tho

    • @tylerulfmann4586
      @tylerulfmann4586 3 года назад +373

      The tumblr containment failing was a dark day for the internet

    • @adh615
      @adh615 3 года назад +17

      Somebody tell me what happened

    • @Luck_wrought
      @Luck_wrought 3 года назад +85

      @@adh615 it was a joke about people on Twitter dont worry you did not miss much

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +133

      @@tylerulfmann4586 WAIT THEY BREACHED CONTAINMENT

  • @ScarletStarManor
    @ScarletStarManor 3 года назад +6085

    Fun Fact: Lisa's JP VA was even *lewder* originally, they had to NERF her own shit .

    • @gee_kaz
      @gee_kaz 3 года назад +846

      Really? Well, then again i couldn't expect less from someone who also voiced Kiara from Fate

    • @xLeandroIX
      @xLeandroIX 3 года назад +254

      There Is any video around that compare the old voices with the new ones?

    • @ScarletStarManor
      @ScarletStarManor 3 года назад +895

      @@gee_kaz Yes, really, there was a stream of the Seiyuu playing Genshin, where she was playing Lisa and heard her sounds she used for Climbing being used, to which she um.. improved a bit of her former takes.
      She admitted that she was even raunchier than what they put into the game.

    • @MuseHijinks
      @MuseHijinks 3 года назад +237

      @@xLeandroIX They didn't change the sounds, but they made them play less lol

    • @RineyCat
      @RineyCat 3 года назад +93

      And is the same VA as Neptune herself.

  • @anch95
    @anch95 2 года назад +323

    As someone who started playing BotW AFTER playing GI, it amazes me to what extent the game draws similarities from, down to even the beginning notes of one of the domain OSTs. Which was quite shocking, because now Genshin has progressed to having one of the best VGMs, period.

    • @frenchfryfortunecookie4163
      @frenchfryfortunecookie4163 2 года назад +20

      Classic China move, making a bootleg of something from another country.

    • @187Zaidan
      @187Zaidan 2 года назад +1

      Questions
      1. Is our journey in Monstadt finish?
      2. What country Monstadt is based on?
      3. What country is Liyue based on?
      4. What country is Inazuma based on?
      5. What country is Sumeru based on?
      6. What country is Fontaine based on?
      7. What country is Shezhnaya based on?

    • @fistovuzi
      @fistovuzi 2 года назад

      the only thing China enjoys more than ignoring American copyright is ignoring Japanese copyright. they REALLY hate the Japanese ever since the, ahem, unpleasantness that happened in the 1930's.

    • @TheSpaceComputer
      @TheSpaceComputer 2 года назад +3

      @@187Zaidan Inazuma is basically a bit tamer north Korea

    • @187Zaidan
      @187Zaidan 2 года назад +20

      @@TheSpaceComputer wrong

  • @Lawrus
    @Lawrus 3 года назад +8101

    who needs money when you have a crippling parasocial relationship with Virtual RUclipsr Tsunomaki Watame

    • @theamazingwhaleshark4478
      @theamazingwhaleshark4478 3 года назад +541

      Waiting for Wendover Productions to release a video detailing the logistics of the VTuber industry

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 3 года назад +418

      Who needs therapists when Nakiri Ayame cures my depression so long as I pay for internet

    • @garyoakham9723
      @garyoakham9723 3 года назад +106

      Watame is just yagoo in a voice changer

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 3 года назад +237

      My friendship with the virtual youtuber Shirakami Fubuki will never fade

    • @kaladbolgII
      @kaladbolgII 3 года назад +180

      @@maruftim True, because friends is all you're ever going to be

  • @archzaphkiel7012
    @archzaphkiel7012 3 года назад +1776

    That was the longest 16 minutes and 44 seconds of my entire life.

    • @Indivinity
      @Indivinity 3 года назад +91

      I feel like I've watched a 16 minute video 4 times

    • @dragjamon
      @dragjamon 3 года назад +49

      It was also most magical

    • @Atom85825
      @Atom85825 3 года назад +7

      Not enough

    • @iotaku
      @iotaku 3 года назад +18

      Wait it's 16 minutes?!

    • @word69420
      @word69420 3 года назад +4

      You’re stronger than me. I had to tap out. Tf is this.

  • @nathanlee9145
    @nathanlee9145 3 года назад +4238

    This video had caused me to disavow the capitalist waifus of Hololive and embrace the proletariet waifus of the glorious People's Republic of China.

  • @Ctaehko
    @Ctaehko Год назад +57

    Max0r running away from a woman is the most character accurate anime moment i've ever seen

  • @nomesobrenome9027
    @nomesobrenome9027 3 года назад +553

    We'd better watch it now before Max0r has another moment of lucidity and erases all traces of this video's existence

    • @crocidile90
      @crocidile90 3 года назад +21

      Save the link so that we can treasure it and not have it locked away like the hat loli videos.

    • @MrDextroll
      @MrDextroll 3 года назад +9

      @@crocidile90 the what now??

    • @carlosserna521
      @carlosserna521 3 года назад +3

      @@crocidile90 wait, the what?

    • @rendy1222
      @rendy1222 3 года назад +3

      Excuse me sir ,this is fbi we just want to ask few thing

    • @coconutrice6940
      @coconutrice6940 3 года назад +40

      @@crocidile90 Wait, I didn't even realize the hat in time videos got removed. When did that happen?

  • @Jomus85
    @Jomus85 2 года назад +3425

    The fact that the stalker at 11:14 is also Ganyu is just another layer of comedy I love

  • @AZzy_DaZzi
    @AZzy_DaZzi 3 года назад +7851

    I would like to announce that I have successfully uninstalled Genshin impact and am now living a more stable lifestyle.

    • @YuffX
      @YuffX 3 года назад +745

      see you in a week

    • @safsaf99
      @safsaf99 3 года назад +405

      You'll come back eventually

    • @bobsmithy3103
      @bobsmithy3103 2 года назад +272

      ngl, i had a crippling addiction to the game. Played it every waking moment for a month and a bit after its release and it took me like 2 weeks of to ween myself off. I highly recommend *not* playing this game if you're going through a rough patch in life and have escapist tendencies (even more so if you spend money on games and have never played gacha games before). The game has so many systems in place to keep you thinking and playing the game, and they become so much worse if you start paying.
      "You know you enjoy a game when the game takes time away from your life, you know you're addicted to a game when life takes time away from the game"

    • @ethanmacphee8697
      @ethanmacphee8697 2 года назад +8

      how dare you

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 года назад +51

      Congratulations on taking back your power to live life on your terms. It can be tempting to just lean into an MMO or other time-wasting game-like thing and just go with the flow of whatever's going on there, but it can also suck out all your capacity for initiative, motivation... and eventually, even the energy to perform basic IRL functions necessary to maintain a reasonable standard of living. Also the gacha ones will eat your bank account. If you must toss money at something, why not starving people or social support programs?^^

  • @draigen6876
    @draigen6876 2 года назад +72

    I need the continuation of this series of genshin from you Max0r. Please, I want to see how you absolutely deep fry all of i Inazuma and Sumeru

  • @rustle495
    @rustle495 3 года назад +1309

    He's actually very right. It's basically 2 requirements to enjoy Genshin. As long as you are in on those, you can play the game for a long time without spending extra money or being angry.
    1. Part of the grind is locked behind an energy system, but you will get everything you can out of it through long periods of time, and if you want to spend the whole day playin, just do exploration and story(right now it will last you like 40 hours by itself). Don't ever spend money on energy.
    2. Getting Characters and Weapons is rng ,so you will need to learn to accept whats given and mildly tilt it in your favour through odds and restrained spending of currencies.

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 3 года назад +87

      Or you can play warframe and grind for 3 weeks to nuke everything with a pink flamethrower

    • @drogozi3308
      @drogozi3308 3 года назад +64

      @@Betaster3000 Then realize that game is a complete mess, has been spiraling to hell for years and every update is just filled with sadness.

    • @alvinvalentino5797
      @alvinvalentino5797 3 года назад +13

      @@drogozi3308 tbh the newest update was pretty good

    • @drogozi3308
      @drogozi3308 3 года назад +14

      @@alvinvalentino5797 I disagree, but it's to be expected for barely thought out, buggy, with way too long waiting-for-update-time and minimum effort update with like 2 things of acceptable quality to be considered "pretty good" by warframe standards.

    • @fintzwaltstein5484
      @fintzwaltstein5484 3 года назад +9

      the only thing i see that needs a lot of time are the events and exploration. When you're done with that, its just 15mins dailies and energy burn everyday until something new pops up next month.

  • @approblade
    @approblade 3 года назад +4161

    Max0r: "I am definitely absolutely 1000% secure in my masculinity"
    Also maxor in his previous video: "which is a lot for a small, blonde, anime loli, such as myself."

    • @anamateursoundeditor4579
      @anamateursoundeditor4579 3 года назад +112

      Max0r is that one kid In primary school

    • @ЮрийФуников
      @ЮрийФуников 3 года назад +14

      @Bromine Bradley oh my fucking god

    • @ethanworner864
      @ethanworner864 3 года назад +19

      @Bromine Bradley the term is shota

    • @nicolrb2210
      @nicolrb2210 3 года назад +91

      Well, he is a really masculine small blonde anime loli, don’t judge

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +8

      @@nicolrb2210 + Maybe he identifies as one Yahtz don't be oppressive.
      -How dare you oppress me!! I identify as someone who isn't oppressive!!

  • @MothMan-jl3qh
    @MothMan-jl3qh 3 года назад +785

    Despite being there for only a few moments, the Discord Stalker is now my favorite character in the Maxor Lore, or MaxLore if you will.

    • @momsaccount4033
      @momsaccount4033 3 года назад +125

      Hi Max~
      *”I have made a mistake”*

    • @kaseycombs6968
      @kaseycombs6968 3 года назад +79

      “do you want an heir to the max0r family?”
      “god I want Max’s skin”

    • @rolandholmdahl797
      @rolandholmdahl797 3 года назад +46

      I don't know wether to laugh, cry, or cringe at this comment section. Regardless, seeing people in pain as much as maxor gives me some enjoyment in this dull and devoid existence called life.

    • @arypramana6154
      @arypramana6154 3 года назад +31

      >uses ganyu
      >uses *auto attacks*
      Oh god this person is truly deranged

    • @cheerslove2735
      @cheerslove2735 3 года назад +6

      @@arypramana6154 not only that, she uses stringless on Ganyu and using auto attacks

  • @L337N1NJ4L1NK
    @L337N1NJ4L1NK 2 года назад +71

    That Dendro slander aged like milk. The Dendro Archon is possibly the best god of them all; the best so far at least.

    • @prajwalkrishnabhat5539
      @prajwalkrishnabhat5539 2 года назад +4

      Nah raiden tops nahida

    • @PengyDraws
      @PengyDraws Год назад +18

      @@prajwalkrishnabhat5539
      Death is too kind for you

    • @jsw973
      @jsw973 Год назад +18

      Barbatos, who had connections to a celestial god: idk where ur sibling is, try going to Liyue
      Morax, the most ancient archon and the prime adepti: I promised celestia to not tell you shit
      Beelzebul (she actually clueless tho): *leaves her friend to do the talking to us*
      Buer, after haggling with the 2nd fatui harbinger: let me tell you about your sibling and descenders...
      Yeah, she's by far the most helpful god we've encountered

    • @Eddie-yv1ix
      @Eddie-yv1ix Год назад +3

      @@jsw973 Morax NDA moment

  • @jivasche3029
    @jivasche3029 3 года назад +817

    "Tank is useless"
    My Maxed Noelle who solo'd a KGB commander powered by god, science, and anime every week has never seen such bullshit

    • @daBluechimp
      @daBluechimp 3 года назад +9

      +respec

    • @syarifht5929
      @syarifht5929 3 года назад +14

      LAUGHS IN ZHONGLI 60k BURST DMG AT LVL80 LVL 7 TALENT

    • @JAzure-hk1sx
      @JAzure-hk1sx 3 года назад +10

      @@syarifht5929 well, nobody talk bout burst, we talk bout dps or in this case, dmg per sweep. considering that 60k on one hit, my noelle can hit that in one combo cycle after burst and can last for around 15-25s, depending on how many the enemies are. Also, mine at lvl 6 talent, lvl 80, and r1 whiteblind cause i'm too lazy to farm for em

    • @syarifht5929
      @syarifht5929 3 года назад +4

      @@JAzure-hk1sx not c6? Without burst? R1 whiteblade? talent lvl 7? Never seen such a bullshit before lmaooo u high or smth? What kind of crack r u on?

    • @rowdynerd6793
      @rowdynerd6793 3 года назад +15

      @@syarifht5929 You don't have to find her, C6 Noelle will find you and hunt you down personally EVERY SINGLE BANNER after you play genshin long enough.

  • @OlOleander
    @OlOleander 2 года назад +4112

    "Remember: the game is free, and so is the porn."
    This is the golden rule of all gacha games, and should be appended to the end of the pledge of allegiance.
    If I were a sage on a mountain, this is the sole piece of daoist wisdom I would carry for five hundred years to tell my students.

    • @090justmickey
      @090justmickey 2 года назад +47

      This has got to be the best political idea I have ever heard sombody get this man a tux cause I am voting for you Manatee Man you will lead this country out of pile of shit and piss that it has been stuck in for the last 600 years

    • @voidsnorlax6556
      @voidsnorlax6556 2 года назад +7

      didn't really get that one. does it assume people spend a hell lot of money on porn and so will they on genshin 🤔? my demand for porn is wholly satisfied by the free sources so it doesn't seem like a good analogy to me 🤣

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander 2 года назад +82

      @@voidsnorlax6556 People are easily tricked into buying thirsty skins for characters when they could just get horny jpegs for free. You learned that you can easily get the cheesecake for free; some fools haven't learned this lesson.

    • @voidsnorlax6556
      @voidsnorlax6556 2 года назад +1

      @@OlOleander thx 🤣

    • @RedRance69
      @RedRance69 2 года назад +4

      @@OlOleander that why The only jrpg I play are H-game that way I get the game and the sauce at the same place at the perfect pacing AND without the brain aneurysms that normal anime cause me. and also Ys cause those games slap

  • @iamyourfather9391
    @iamyourfather9391 2 года назад +188

    Something else: Since Liyue is the nation of trade and its god is also the god of literal MONEY, they have basically made China hyper-capitalist in the game.
    It does not feel out of place at all for someone who lived in China for most of their life.

    • @BagelEnjoyer
      @BagelEnjoyer 2 года назад +26

      Communism with chinese charecteristics is my favorite

    • @jsw973
      @jsw973 Год назад +12

      China doesn't really seem communist to me, more like capitalist but with red aesthetics

    • @coca_0146
      @coca_0146 Год назад +3

      @@jsw973 that is a pretty acurate description

    • @RafaelGonzalez-vs2bu
      @RafaelGonzalez-vs2bu Год назад +5

      China for most of its history was more sophisticated and rich than the west, Liyue in my opinion represent that Chinese past like the Tang, Han and other dynasties.

    • @iamyourfather9391
      @iamyourfather9391 Год назад

      ​@@RafaelGonzalez-vs2bu The ROC, you are thinking of the ROC. If it were Han dynasty, the Qixing would find an excuse to annex Mondstadt by sending their most annoying diplomat. Tang dynasty would just rampage through half of Teyvat without a reason, particularly screwing up Natlan. The ROC was corrupt, hypocritical, and arguably a bigger shame of dynastic China than CCP now.
      Hell, don't listen to whatever your third generation immigrant Asian classmate tell you. Liyue is not an accurate representation of China save for the hyper-capitalist society. They shoved a fishing village and a few stone peaks at you, basically a tenth of China's cultural intensity. The clothes are not traditional, the Japanese ones are way more authentic comparatively. Most of the ruins aren't related, the bit of buildings that make sense are small and frail. Essentially Mihoyo as a Chinese producer made a stereotypical China, mocked customs by giving culturally inspired characters clothes you would only see in a whorehouse, and just made money from appealing to coomers. In my opinion China cannot claim a "better" place than the west in most of its history, Early to Middle Tang dynasty fits that description definitely but all other claims are arguable.
      Hell I sound like a boomer.

  • @AkronV
    @AkronV 3 года назад +8731

    best genshin impact video ever made

    • @Leafangel
      @Leafangel 3 года назад +49

      truer words couldn't be spoken

    • @mchollow508
      @mchollow508 3 года назад +13

      Speketh akron

    • @r3digit
      @r3digit 3 года назад +7

      Definitely💯

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 3 года назад +3

      yep.

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 3 года назад +51

      i don't even think this is a video i feel like this is the end of one of those medicine advertisement where someone speaks some disclaimer at 700,000w/pm

  • @vereornox_M5-37
    @vereornox_M5-37 3 года назад +1482

    "tankier than Tieneman Square" Bruh I'm stealing that line.

  • @victim109
    @victim109 3 года назад +524

    EVERYONE WANTS TO ROLL EULA NO ONE WANTS TO READ EULA

    • @ghislaine1726
      @ghislaine1726 3 года назад +48

      I want to drink eulas milk

    • @cheesix-yt6768
      @cheesix-yt6768 3 года назад +10

      who tf reads the 20 page “End User License Agreement “

  • @alephalon7849
    @alephalon7849 2 года назад +91

    The day after MiHoYo released Sumeru and introduced the Dendro element at long last, I went back to this video of yours and found myself laughing even harder at the jokes poking fun at the Dendro Archon. It aged very well, indeed.

  • @Spectre-907
    @Spectre-907 3 года назад +639

    “Here’s a thing most genshin players don’t know: the age of consent is 18 years old”
    Shit we’re starting off strong today huh

    • @momsaccount4033
      @momsaccount4033 3 года назад +23

      “Spectre907 in fact, did start off strong that day”

    • @8Delian8
      @8Delian8 3 года назад +16

      Jokes on you it's 16 where I live. But... that might be too old for this game's characters still.

    • @Rpground
      @Rpground 3 года назад +27

      *looks at Japan*
      Yeah...about that...also that really cheeky "Teyvat has it's own 'laws'." in quotations for some reason.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 3 года назад +12

      Good thing its fictional characters.

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 3 года назад +2

      To quote Maxor during the hat in time crisis “Age is just a number... and prison is just a place”

  • @SadlyBaked
    @SadlyBaked 3 года назад +560

    I too accidentally discovered the People's Republic of China when wandering through the peaks of Nepal looking for shiny brown balls in this world of Teyvafghanistan

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +4

      How did border patrol didn't catch you? I can't even cross past Tatopani without Zongli- I mean Xi Xingping yeeting me across the border

    • @momsaccount4033
      @momsaccount4033 3 года назад +6

      TEYVAFGHANISTAN PLEASE I’M DYING-

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 3 года назад +1

      Hello i need help i was trying to meet the glorious chairman of th people's republic of china but apparently he died and his fat ass fell from the sky during a summoning ritual andnow i'm a suspect and i'm now being pursued bt the entire 63rd battalion of the people's liberation army
      my only hope of surviving this encounter is to get to tibet and convince the dalai lama to flood the yangtze river. any tips would be appreciated

  • @rossaven01
    @rossaven01 3 года назад +1769

    "And accidentally discovered the entirety of Ming Dynasty China"
    I DIED OH MY GOD

    • @mr.bluefox3511
      @mr.bluefox3511 3 года назад +50

      It was at 12:29 btw.

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 3 года назад +12

      I hope you live

    • @RestedAura2
      @RestedAura2 3 года назад +22

      I cant wait to accidentally stumbled upon Russia while trying to find apples for a quest

    • @harshittikka5705
      @harshittikka5705 3 года назад +4

      @@RestedAura2 yeah can't wait to get to snezhnaya even before than mondstadt after 6 years

  • @Bv-yl5dg
    @Bv-yl5dg 2 года назад +436

    Two of the “three useless boys” are arguably the best characters in the entire game…

    • @verysadboi8517
      @verysadboi8517 2 года назад +190

      To the coal mines they go

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia 2 года назад +1

      He did say playing optimally would require staring at man ass and he wasn't about that life.

    • @Picking.a.name.is.hard1
      @Picking.a.name.is.hard1 2 года назад +19

      I agree, yet I have also relagated them to the coal mines simply because I don't like their Playstyle or design as much, but I'm sure people who do the spiral Abyss find good uses for them

    • @universalspaceexpeditioner8259
      @universalspaceexpeditioner8259 2 года назад +44

      Best and male do not go together dude, you are obviously wrong.

    • @Bv-yl5dg
      @Bv-yl5dg 2 года назад +7

      @@universalspaceexpeditioner8259 Lmao did I say so? What, so you’re offended by the fact that bennett and xingqui are the best supports/sub dps’s in the game, and coincidentally both male? I didn’t even mention genders, and even said “arguably” and not “objectively”. I don’t see where I could POSSIBLY have gone “wrong”.

  • @helmylaz6690
    @helmylaz6690 3 года назад +504

    Did you know that Khaenri'ah, One of the nation/regions in Genshin Impact world, was destroyed by seven nuclear bombs on a war that took place in 1995?

    • @rokechikan4481
      @rokechikan4481 3 года назад +100

      Glad to know they took the Belkan route out of existence

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +43

      @@rokechikan4481 Bosnian Artillery needs to be a ability in the game!!

    • @CapSodaPop
      @CapSodaPop 3 года назад +42

      *Ace Impact* is the game which first appears to be about flying anime characters, but then hits the player with giant *Ace Combat and Project Wingman* story references. This game takes place in *Teyvat* in which the nation of *Khaenri'ah* has had *enough* and invades its neighbors of *Mondstadt, Liyue, and Inazuma,* which is just released with a fuckton of gigabyte update. You play as either a mute *male* traveler or a mute *female* traveler in charge of their _emergency food,_ and your task is to *_liberate Mondstadt, stop Khaenri'ah_* and deliver an *_everlasting peace and prosperity to the world!_* *(This does not happen)*

    • @tanmaynegi3169
      @tanmaynegi3169 3 года назад +5

      @@CapSodaPop And at the finale of the game, the emergency food that was once your comrade, has now betrayed you and you have a duel with them to stop the *-V2-* nukes from wiping *-BORDERS-* Tevyat, also, some epic Spanish Flaminco-like music plays in the background too.
      [Edit:- changed "comarade" to "comrade"]

  • @ExaltedWaffle
    @ExaltedWaffle 3 года назад +948

    "Stockholm syndrome is cool" is the best way to describe genshin

    • @berryjuice3114
      @berryjuice3114 3 года назад +10

      Skyblock... even worst
      ...

    • @srfelipe6044
      @srfelipe6044 3 года назад +46

      This applies to any gacha game honestly...

    • @judgcc
      @judgcc 3 года назад +16

      Can also relate as a Destiny addict

    • @dov8784
      @dov8784 3 года назад +4

      For Honor kinda has the same effect

    • @momsaccount4033
      @momsaccount4033 3 года назад +7

      @@Ntrooh *latches onto your heel and begins to drag you away* REEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @jihadpromax3520
    @jihadpromax3520 2 года назад +1838

    9:12
    "Think of it like a train, you only need one engine and a lot of weight to kill terry davis"
    My sides are in orbit

    • @cousycousy
      @cousycousy 2 года назад +36

      i was so caught off guard by that one

    • @endoresu
      @endoresu 2 года назад +46

      Such an obscure reference lmao

    • @tboicovas
      @tboicovas 2 года назад +11

      @@endoresu i did not get the reference

    • @btfo420
      @btfo420 2 года назад +88

      @@tboicovas Terry Davis was the sole developer of TempleOS. TempleOS was extremely sophisticated, considering that it was done very much by himself. Over a million lines of code were written for the OS.
      He also got schizophrenia and ultimately, killed by a train.

    • @tboicovas
      @tboicovas 2 года назад +17

      @@btfo420 ok that got dark real fast

  • @Post_Stall_Maneuver
    @Post_Stall_Maneuver 2 года назад +64

    Almost every time I watch this video, I get an ad for Genshin Impact. If this isn't Winnie the Pooh targeting my data, I don't know what is.

  • @AnakinFury
    @AnakinFury 3 года назад +1743

    Guide to playing Genshin
    Step 1: Get the game
    Step 2: Roll for Beidou

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 3 года назад +70

      The only viable way to lay

    • @ThorfinnStrife
      @ThorfinnStrife 3 года назад +7

      No bennet beidou cringe

    • @hit5365
      @hit5365 3 года назад +171

      @@ThorfinnStrife meta slave

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan 3 года назад +7

      An event where you can invite her for free had been leaked.

    • @JJG1666
      @JJG1666 3 года назад +1

      Been playing since day 1 and still haven't got her through wishes. Only have her because of the Lantern Rite.

  • @lawlznet
    @lawlznet 2 года назад +2588

    I can't get over the fact that Ganyu has canonically wide hips and this lead to her killing a monster on accident when it tried to eat her.

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 2 года назад +1

      She looks like a 14 yo what is wrong with the devs

    • @hans-jorgoftening646
      @hans-jorgoftening646 2 года назад +450

      Not her hips...her waistline (as the text says). She was very plump as a little kid and got stuck in the monster's throat because of that. Funnier with the hips though.

    • @angeldude101
      @angeldude101 2 года назад +134

      I had to check the wiki to confirm, and yes. It's freaking canon.

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 2 года назад +171

      Moral of the story: ALWAYS chew your food.

    • @Pieslullaby
      @Pieslullaby 2 года назад +79

      Wasnt it because ganyu was like chubby or something so the monster just start choking

  • @deevee5327
    @deevee5327 3 года назад +436

    "You could roll three useless boys" *Shows Bennet*
    I see we'll have to throw hands, you and I.

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 3 года назад +22

      Well no matter how powerful they're, he'll never use them, because they're not *women*. So they're useless, to him

    • @CuteC3
      @CuteC3 3 года назад +5

      IRK, I literally only want Bennet, he's so precious TWT!!

    • @KKdessu
      @KKdessu 3 года назад +8

      @DunklerJägerZach Also Xingqiu.
      Vaporise is stupid strong.

    • @co-mastah8149
      @co-mastah8149 3 года назад +4

      As long they're not cute girls ain't gonna use it

    • @deevee5327
      @deevee5327 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, he's perhaps the best character in the game simply due to the sheer power of his buff.
      I remember the good old days when everyone somehow thought he's just a mediocre support.

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- 2 года назад +38

    I really do hope Max0r was able to get Ganyu on her rerun. If he didn’t, I can feel his pain.

  • @notyaboy7514
    @notyaboy7514 3 года назад +271

    "In Doki Doki Litterature Club you play as John John illiterate Club..."

  • @Ryxbar
    @Ryxbar 3 года назад +299

    This is an extremely risky play, making so many references to the Eastern Friendship Republic of Happiness and Freedom(ish) on a public platform. Truly, you do the work of heroes

    • @cameronroy2129
      @cameronroy2129 3 года назад +20

      They want to be in those internment camps its fine

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical 3 года назад +22

      @@cameronroy2129 its not Genocide its not Genocide its not Genocide its not Genocide its not Genocide its not Genocide

    • @kylebeguhl8516
      @kylebeguhl8516 3 года назад +10

      You mean the dystopian, totalitarian regime formerly known as China?

    • @nicolaspereira151
      @nicolaspereira151 3 года назад +6

      @@kylebeguhl8516 oh really? I really think that the people are happy there 😃

    • @kylebeguhl8516
      @kylebeguhl8516 3 года назад +15

      @@nicolaspereira151 lemme put it this way: if they aren’t happy, they’re *F U C K I N G D E A D!*

  • @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869
    @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869 3 года назад +3046

    Max0r: I'm gonna tell you something genshin impact players don't know
    *the age of consent is 18 years old*
    Rule 34 artist: the weather is great today

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 года назад +86

      14 in China

    • @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869
      @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869 3 года назад +129

      @@lolasdm6959 13 in texas

    • @kreitzen3035
      @kreitzen3035 3 года назад +256

      0 in fiction.
      Because they don't have human rights. 😂

    • @theabyss45
      @theabyss45 3 года назад +22

      @bold it's been raised to 16 now just like last week in the news "24 Oras" look it up. No joke

    • @vermilionrubin
      @vermilionrubin 3 года назад +17

      15 in Poland

  • @FizzleBurger
    @FizzleBurger 2 года назад +10

    0:25 "In this game, you play as John Impact."
    I will never get sick of this gag.
    Can't wait til he plays Constantine for PS2 and has to mix it up. "In this game you play as John Keanureeves."

  • @momsaccount4033
    @momsaccount4033 3 года назад +828

    “Three useless guys” *shows off like the most fucking OP four star characters in the form of an ATK boosting healer, a Hydro sub-DPS and one of if not the best physical Electro DPS carries in the game*

    • @RedsHitpostMedia
      @RedsHitpostMedia 3 года назад +300

      But they dont have puccis

    • @seven1353
      @seven1353 3 года назад +94

      @@RedsHitpostMedia *"if there's a hole there's a way"*

    • @MrB10N1CLE
      @MrB10N1CLE 3 года назад +113

      @FBI It's pretty clear he's only here for waifus, which is perfectly understandable

    • @marcuswaterson
      @marcuswaterson 3 года назад +116

      I mean in the text right after he literally admits they're actually useful but he just doesn't want dudes in his party lol.

    • @swingspringer6337
      @swingspringer6337 3 года назад

      @@seven1353 No

  • @eduardolennovaes
    @eduardolennovaes 3 года назад +3874

    "Three useless small boys"
    *show the three 4 star units that can literally carry your team the whole game

    • @landencarr5443
      @landencarr5443 3 года назад +638

      well they were men

    • @tonysk8308
      @tonysk8308 3 года назад +554

      Based max0r

    • @kelvin6458
      @kelvin6458 3 года назад +77

      We use to be fools

    • @chucklenuts2820
      @chucklenuts2820 3 года назад +140

      men 🤮

    • @chrismonge3215
      @chrismonge3215 3 года назад +276

      I mean you'll see at least one of them on every meta comp
      But if you want to build a team of just waifus you do you man

  • @gordonramsay8351
    @gordonramsay8351 3 года назад +1095

    genshin impact is like being drowned with someone holding your head down in the water and you start fading to unconsciousness but they pull you back up for a moment and repeat over and over until they lift you up and give you a canister of oxygen straight from gods ass and you sit there inhaling that oxygen for 30 minutes until it runs out and they start drowning you again

  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 2 года назад +33

    I just started this year and honestly, I've had a blast! Love the game and am yet to spend a single Dollar on it. And it doesn't try to make me feel guilty for not throwing money at it!

  • @phantombarru
    @phantombarru 3 года назад +493

    Discord stalker went the whole ten mile and dressed as ganyu no less

  • @Charlie-fk4ly
    @Charlie-fk4ly 3 года назад +909

    "50 Pages of Waluigi Hentai."
    One, You're Insane. Two, That's actually a nice deterrent to hackers.

    • @coffeemug1012
      @coffeemug1012 3 года назад +116

      more like a reward

    • @professionalnoob5474
      @professionalnoob5474 3 года назад +31

      @@coffeemug1012 *a blessing from the lords!*

    • @pauls8227
      @pauls8227 3 года назад +16

      ​@@professionalnoob5474 sweating profusely he googles "10 hours of Waaaaaaaaaah". It won't be the last time that day.

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 года назад +1398

    0:39 PJs Klee video :D
    3:40 Man I do love the Project Wingman OST
    Edit: I dread what your editing timeline looks like

    • @marblemarble7113
      @marblemarble7113 3 года назад +64

      I've edited videos far tamer than this that looked like audio wave forms I can't even imagine what his looks like

    • @Kaiserfisk
      @Kaiserfisk 3 года назад +2

      You our everywhere

    • @Jagd_Tiger_
      @Jagd_Tiger_ 3 года назад +4

      Hello warthunder man

    • @DarkLord3709
      @DarkLord3709 3 года назад +3

      God help this man and his layers

    • @jettstorm2253
      @jettstorm2253 3 года назад +2

      You have discovered the funny edit man. Congrats

  • @rambutan7768
    @rambutan7768 Месяц назад +2

    Dunno if Maxor will see this, but I personally like this old genshin video better than the newer one. The way he narrates in this video in a serious tone as if he has a poker face the entire time elevates the experience for me.

  • @ZFRobin
    @ZFRobin 3 года назад +11557

    I embrace our Chinese overlords as long as i get pegged by Hu Tao

  • @thickmacroni2200
    @thickmacroni2200 3 года назад +583

    Max0r is the bloodborne to ssethtzeentachs dark souls.

    • @waldofelix29
      @waldofelix29 3 года назад +75

      This comment sounds like a mad man's rambling if you don't have any context.

    • @Blace1018
      @Blace1018 3 года назад +24

      @@waldofelix29 Hey hey people, sseth here.

    • @TheNotoriousLARGE
      @TheNotoriousLARGE 3 года назад +48

      I wouldn't say he's better than Sseth, they're more like different flavours of autism

    • @BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian
      @BrianBrianBrianBrianBrian 3 года назад +5

      p e r f e c t i o n

    • @manbruh2145
      @manbruh2145 3 года назад +2

      @@TheNotoriousLARGE what happens if you mix them together and consume it?

  • @mikecastle4507
    @mikecastle4507 3 года назад +4220

    Damn. Mihoyo should've paid you for this. This is the closest I've gotten to actually wanting to play the game.

    • @Shiruvan
      @Shiruvan 3 года назад +58

      they dont even want to pay gimnaeng for it(or he rejected idk) :((

    • @mobyhuge4346
      @mobyhuge4346 3 года назад +302

      I think they wont considering they'll get assasination attempts from CN for the Tiannamen Square jokes

    • @sonisayz5085
      @sonisayz5085 2 года назад +25

      Damn, same
      I mean, I played it already, but just completely threw it in the trash

    • @shiroufan5401
      @shiroufan5401 2 года назад +5

      @@sonisayz5085 it pretty fun though

    • @BBB77132
      @BBB77132 2 года назад +3

      Tried to download it but 65 gigs!?

  • @amatoyoichi8468
    @amatoyoichi8468 2 года назад +88

    Dendro in this video has aged like milk

  • @LanceWhiteCh
    @LanceWhiteCh 3 года назад +285

    "Genshin Impact is a game which has sucked away my soul and killed my dog."
    I can already tell this is going to be a great video.

  • @Rong_Rong
    @Rong_Rong 3 года назад +3524

    Damn, I am glad I am safe from this hell hole. Phew.

    • @nasa1722
      @nasa1722 3 года назад +263

      Same
      For now anyway......

    • @eis6570
      @eis6570 3 года назад +121

      same.
      My phone can't handle it so me happy for that fact rofl.

    • @グルイズビオ
      @グルイズビオ 3 года назад +47

      Rong rong.. its you

    • @majedhamad8733
      @majedhamad8733 3 года назад +64

      Just downloaded it

    • @techno_jokester
      @techno_jokester 3 года назад +50

      @@majedhamad8733 good luck soldier. o7

  • @zitchaden
    @zitchaden 3 года назад +4037

    This guy has seperate recordings for every word he says

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 года назад +56

      genshin impact sucks

    • @ZyroVfx
      @ZyroVfx 3 года назад +374

      @@LavaCreeperPeople ok bro and

    • @laplacedex7878
      @laplacedex7878 3 года назад +245

      @@LavaCreeperPeople how is this related to the comment above?

    • @kageakiminato8536
      @kageakiminato8536 3 года назад +55

      @@LavaCreeperPeople sneed

    • @sahilm483
      @sahilm483 3 года назад +30

      @@LavaCreeperPeople not for me :)

  • @NotReinaHamazaki
    @NotReinaHamazaki 2 года назад +34

    I like how you triggered the meta players by calling xingqiu, razor and bennett useless small bois. They will remember that!

  • @stardustsilhouette2771
    @stardustsilhouette2771 3 года назад +488

    "A lawless anarcho-capitalist commune in New Hampshire"
    Oh, so you mean New Hampshire

    • @OrificeHorus
      @OrificeHorus 3 года назад +10

      Ironic that he says that the age of consent is 18
      In New Hampshire it's actually 16
      I lived there, can confirm

  • @sfsreiq
    @sfsreiq 2 года назад +1083

    2:54 "3 useless small boys" with 2 of them being the best supports in the entire game lol I love you Maxor

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 2 года назад +75

      That moment when he calls your best dps that deals 108k dmg "useless"

    • @chomusuke1593
      @chomusuke1593 2 года назад +3

      @@shuvelstone1331 dps???? who

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 2 года назад +24

      @@chomusuke1593 bennett, ofc.

    • @chomusuke1593
      @chomusuke1593 2 года назад +45

      @@shuvelstone1331 Bennett dps, truly a chad move

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 2 года назад +10

      @@chomusuke1593 thank you, i appreciate the complement.

  • @obliviangamer2319
    @obliviangamer2319 3 года назад +1533

    Max0r: Tanks are Useless
    Zhongli mains: *Laughs in rock*

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 3 года назад +88

      I'm a Ganyu main, and I still laugh in rock. Having a well-built Zhongli with over 40k health is the equivalent of turning on the easy mode in the game. I don't even need to dodge 90% of the time while I'm lining up my shots.

    • @Kimu3657
      @Kimu3657 3 года назад +5

      @@Horvath_Gabor me with 52k..

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 3 года назад +34

      @@Kimu3657 Eh, never got perfect rolls on my artifacts, so I settled on "good enough". 40-45k is alreadyl more than enough to face-tank 99% of the game.

    • @elianmk1025
      @elianmk1025 3 года назад +4

      You guys upgrade your health?

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 3 года назад +31

      @@elianmk1025 Considering that Zhongli's entire defensive support scales with health... yes?

  • @peggedyourdad9560
    @peggedyourdad9560 2 года назад +23

    I'm proud to say that I've yet to spend a single cent of real money on this game since I started playing 1 year ago, but man it's been getting tempting lately lol.

    • @RusskiBlusski
      @RusskiBlusski 2 года назад +6

      I forked out the wallet for Raiden C2 when her banner first dropped. Booba sword lady took my F2P virginity :(

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 2 года назад +2

      @@RusskiBlusski Scara is honestly tempting me. I'm also pretty under-leveled for most of the quests I need to do and for most domains with any decent items/level-up materials.

    • @RusskiBlusski
      @RusskiBlusski 2 года назад +3

      @@peggedyourdad9560 as a day one player, best advice I can give is; if you're going to spend, do it in the last few days. You might get primos from events. Also don't sweat it, re runs are semi regular.

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 2 года назад +1

      @@RusskiBlusski Thanks, I'll keep this in mind.

    • @r1_ob724
      @r1_ob724 Год назад +1

      STAY STRONG !

  • @pete5283
    @pete5283 3 года назад +276

    This style of videos satisfies my ape brain by constantly stimulating it with images and high quality commentary, since i have the attention span of a 3 year old, i’m subbing

    • @dsdy1205
      @dsdy1205 3 года назад +10

      as a former 3 year old this speaks to me

    • @El-de6nj
      @El-de6nj 3 года назад +4

      as a former 3 year old with ADHD this video tickles my brain like someone stuck a feather in my head, and the feather is dipped in crack . horrifically addicting

  • @IJNAoba9-25-26
    @IJNAoba9-25-26 2 года назад +2009

    I think there should be a sequel to this, Teyvat's Japan has arrived for quite a while now and I really want you to talk about how a Woman with no knowledge on how to run a country who also pulls swords out her breasts, somehow broke the sales records twice.
    Update:There's now the Genshin Impact Caves and Cliffs update so more stuff for him I guess.
    Update 2: He's gonna need to revoke that Dendro slander.

    • @raifikarj6698
      @raifikarj6698 2 года назад +107

      nah wait until dendro coming 4 month from now so we can overdose on the dendro joke

    • @gr33dl0cknein3
      @gr33dl0cknein3 2 года назад +79

      And how it singlehandedly spawned an entire generation of men who want to be stepped on.

    • @GameoftheYear-fx4mq
      @GameoftheYear-fx4mq 2 года назад +8

      Which character was that?

    • @MrCracky32
      @MrCracky32 2 года назад +55

      @@GameoftheYear-fx4mq Pretty sure they're talking about Raiden Shogun.

    • @laron1231
      @laron1231 2 года назад +52

      I lost it at Caves and Cliffs update LOL

  • @Yuiichiiro
    @Yuiichiiro 3 года назад +659

    "The warframe community will remember your actions"

    • @blueninja9263
      @blueninja9263 3 года назад +86

      The actions of maxor have indeed been noted, now its time for me to go back to trading for that sweet sweet platinum.

    • @azcatriz
      @azcatriz 3 года назад +59

      Now back to grinding that last prime chassis

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 3 года назад +27

      Now back to spending 200 dollars to get an armour cosmetic set I’ll never use

    • @azcatriz
      @azcatriz 3 года назад +19

      @@Betaster3000 ehhh armour cosmetics aren’t that expensive, hell unless it’s tennogen you won’t have to sink real money for plat in the first place

    • @KairousKen
      @KairousKen 3 года назад +3

      Yo dps trinity is lit just gotta say

  • @thedreamleader
    @thedreamleader Год назад +18

    "here's a fun tip that most genshin players don't know, the age of consent is 18 years old"
    yeah tell that to tighnari's va

  • @spacedudemark255
    @spacedudemark255 3 года назад +129

    I'm glad I have an obscure anglicized Welsh name so I never have to hear Maxor call me out

  • @richardding4996
    @richardding4996 3 года назад +3190

    Hey, I know it’s been a while since you’ve posted this video, but I wanted to say that after watching this a few times, you’ve convinced me to finally download and try out Genshin. Thanks!

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  3 года назад +2994

      i am not responsible for your death

    • @AvatarAang100
      @AvatarAang100 3 года назад +201

      Hey man how it's going ? Do u need any help ?

    • @dengist8172
      @dengist8172 3 года назад +550

      @@AvatarAang100 He's still downloading

    • @JebsonofJeb
      @JebsonofJeb 3 года назад +46

      are you alive?

    • @andresramirez4924
      @andresramirez4924 3 года назад +146

      He is probably looking for a radish

  • @ΧρηστοςΚαλαιτζιδης-ι2λ

    After watching this video i downloaded Genshin Impact.I was a man of self control and filled with the desire to go outside.But now my only goal is to stay inside and get as many waifus as possible.I believe that was worth it

    • @Extremezotako
      @Extremezotako 3 года назад +12

      Lol

    • @chaoticneutral8861
      @chaoticneutral8861 3 года назад +8

      LMAO

    • @seven1353
      @seven1353 3 года назад +27

      I've played this game for almost a year now, and it seems im not the only one who'll suffer from it

    • @El-de6nj
      @El-de6nj 3 года назад +54

      as an extremely gay woman, this game has so many waifus that my sexuality has multiplied so much that it's circled around itself, and i am now a straight male.

    • @confuseddiluc4972
      @confuseddiluc4972 3 года назад +5

      As a pansexual person, all the waifus and husbandos in this game have forced me to stay inside and not touch grass since lockdown started and I'm not even mad about it /hj

  • @SwitchFeathers
    @SwitchFeathers Год назад +12

    I've been playing and enjoying Genshin Impact for over 50 hours now and I haven't spent a cent on it. Thank you for this gift, Max0r.

  • @Author-In-Denial
    @Author-In-Denial 3 года назад +450

    I genuninely think it's really cool how literally everybody who plays this game recognises that nobody else should play it. it's like a kind of silent agreement that asking others play it is a shitty thing to do

    • @seven1353
      @seven1353 3 года назад +78

      I always recommend the game to my friends that are interested in it, and that's because i need a friend that can suffer with me in this deepest Hellhole

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 3 года назад +49

      is like League of Legend

    • @Afrologist
      @Afrologist 3 года назад +21

      It was recommended to me and I uninstalled it within 10 minutes kek

    • @belphegren2062
      @belphegren2062 2 года назад

      It’s like League of legends. remember kids, don’t do drugs.

  • @honzanijaky4132
    @honzanijaky4132 2 года назад +484

    3:18 if it has ring 0 perms, you can safely assume it will never turn off forever until you yeet the hard drive into the sun, because in ring 0, it can make itself imperceptible.

    • @trollpatrol1177
      @trollpatrol1177 2 года назад +13

      If you installed it on a portable hard drive (just an average 1TB, its actually good for additional storage for steam games and isn't too slow), could it write itself onto other drives?
      Alternatively, what if you installed it inside of a virtual machine?

    • @honzanijaky4132
      @honzanijaky4132 2 года назад +57

      @@trollpatrol1177 with ring 0 perms, it can do whatever the OS can - if the OS has access to an external drive, it has too. With a virtual machine, it should be ok, as long as the virtualization software is secure (which it should be, as long as you update and are at least a bit careful) and there aren't any miscomnfigurations. Also, the point isn't that Genshin necessarily does this, just that you have to trust it not to.

    • @fatfr0g570
      @fatfr0g570 2 года назад +28

      @@honzanijaky4132 The game is so sketchy that it checks if it’s running in a VM, and refuses if it thinks it is. Quite a bit of malware is popping up that behaves just like this. Of course, there are ways to trick the game into thinking it’s running on a physical system.

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 2 года назад +7

      @@fatfr0g570 LIKE WHAT? I wonder if they can make it run the game on Linux, despite the worse performance. This games code is such a piece of junk that it actually performs better on Windows on the Steam Deck then on Steamos. Like, considerably better.

    • @fatfr0g570
      @fatfr0g570 2 года назад +12

      @@MrGamelover23 Since they adamantly refuse to port the game to Linux, the only option is to run it through a compatibility layer like WINE, which, AFAIK, doesn’t work. Having done some searching around, it looks like some workarounds have been developed within the last year to improve compatibility, but it still comes with risks and is installed with root privileges, something I’m not willing to give to a video game. Unless I can verify the source code myself, I only will install proprietary software locally. Of course, I’m currently taking a course on reverse engineering at my university so I do have that to help verify the safety of software, but I’d rather not have to dissect massive binary files.

  • @kagura7107
    @kagura7107 3 года назад +99

    I like this SsethTzeentach style of editing and speech mannerisms it makes me want to take in Ritalin again and talk about cancer immunology all the time. Thank you my Jingoist Polynesian scribbling American friend.

  • @garrettbiby236
    @garrettbiby236 2 года назад +23

    While watching this, I got a mid role ad for Genshin impact. I was at 2:07. Perfect timing.

  • @aidenwheezy7128
    @aidenwheezy7128 3 года назад +147

    The fucking Terry Davis bit, it's rare that RUclips videos actually make me laugh out loud. Good job Maxy baby, love you

  • @Anagusame
    @Anagusame 3 года назад +317

    I love how he just called Lumine *JOHN IMPACT*

    • @fabrizeantonio4425
      @fabrizeantonio4425 3 года назад +18

      It wasn't even the female equivalent of John lol

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 3 года назад +2

      @Rafi Dwiputra Daniswara i wonder where the "John _______" thing originated from?

    • @elianmk1025
      @elianmk1025 3 года назад +4

      You forget his brother aether john impact

    • @strayednine8859
      @strayednine8859 3 года назад +6

      @@BobbinRobbin777 simply nowhere. His thoughts are incoherent and can only leave unanswered questions, which should be the reason why you're here

  • @MonoNonsensicalProduction
    @MonoNonsensicalProduction 3 года назад +303

    "Fatui, The Heavily Armed Diplomats"
    Oh yeah, this phrase isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

    • @mr.bluefox3511
      @mr.bluefox3511 3 года назад +14

      When he drop this line ... i bloody die from laughting XD

  • @TheAngryTrapezoid
    @TheAngryTrapezoid Год назад +9

    Watching this right after watching the newer Genshin video and it's like living in slow motion

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 3 года назад +479

    _the fact that i got a Genshin Impact ad during this is beautiful_

    • @Whopparhombus
      @Whopparhombus 3 года назад +10

      Fun fact: when i saw random genshin impact video, it will appear an ad of the game itself

    • @spaghetti_1168
      @spaghetti_1168 3 года назад +2

      Q I Q I A D

    • @Krailahs
      @Krailahs 3 года назад +4

      I got two ads
      Both of Genshin lmao

    • @damnumonkeyballs
      @damnumonkeyballs 3 года назад +3

      Rosaria ad played for me... had to watch because waifu

    • @justinpohl8986
      @justinpohl8986 3 года назад

      That means China knows what you watch.

  • @jamesyboi2733
    @jamesyboi2733 3 года назад +611

    Max0r “Tank is useless”
    Me: *uses Noelle as healer* “ok”

    • @Jack-jp8bz
      @Jack-jp8bz 3 года назад +50

      one man's trash is another man's treasure

    • @jamesyboi2733
      @jamesyboi2733 3 года назад +60

      @@Jack-jp8bz or as a certain man would say “One mans rock, is another mans gemstone”

    • @dancingenginier5707
      @dancingenginier5707 3 года назад +9

      Shes a good dps and amazing at c6

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix 3 года назад +27

      @@dancingenginier5707 Step 1: Get her to C6

    • @dancingenginier5707
      @dancingenginier5707 3 года назад +16

      @@Reelix ok
      *Picks up credit card*

  • @jin_raven192
    @jin_raven192 3 года назад +485

    What Max likes:
    Watame
    Ganyu
    I can clearly see a pattern.

  • @DjunjiD
    @DjunjiD 11 месяцев назад +5

    1:16
    “I am slightly a _dingus….”_
    That shit’s still funny to me and I don’t know _why._

  • @mr.cheese2863
    @mr.cheese2863 3 года назад +441

    Max: "that is a great question...JAMES"
    Me: "shit, he got into my computer again-"

    • @jamesdoherty7270
      @jamesdoherty7270 3 года назад +8

      Mood.

    • @theenduriangamer5509
      @theenduriangamer5509 3 года назад +17

      Mate I just had a heart attack. Was laughing too bad at the Crab joke when all of a sudden I'm being targeted by the death note

    • @jonathansteven1502
      @jonathansteven1502 3 года назад +4

      again? WDYM AGAIN!?

    • @thedarkgenious7967
      @thedarkgenious7967 3 года назад +5

      James is a common enough name that we get called out a lot.
      Source - am a James who knows half a dozen others.

    • @Seangalanti
      @Seangalanti 3 года назад +1

      @@thedarkgenious7967 james

  • @salhb737tm2
    @salhb737tm2 3 года назад +657

    "3 useless boys"
    *casually rolls top tier supports**

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +46

      this is the same energy as kmindustry support units
      litterally one can survive a nuke and blast with a giant laser, considered support

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 3 года назад +6

      hey there is still Venti

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 3 года назад +31

      @@lolasdm6959 Venti Is more of "Hey look, a group of ene- and they are gone" guy

    • @raulrojas9253
      @raulrojas9253 3 года назад +5

      Razor is a Main DPS.

    • @royalteluis623
      @royalteluis623 3 года назад +4

      @@lolasdm6959 venti is king

  • @racool911
    @racool911 3 года назад +775

    "Some are bad"
    (Shows Kaeya)
    Some people are blind to true power

    • @Jack-jp8bz
      @Jack-jp8bz 3 года назад +94

      Nah fam he just want waifu... so all dude is bad in his eye

    • @chucklenuts2820
      @chucklenuts2820 3 года назад +55

      is the true power icing over to inazuma?

    • @inaraoftyria3878
      @inaraoftyria3878 3 года назад +12

      Kaeya can carry you as an f2p player if you build him right.

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix 3 года назад +12

      "Some are bad"
      SHOWS BENNETT
      :|

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 3 года назад +22

      @@Reelix he really hate anything other than waifu

  • @kennyxkazuki713
    @kennyxkazuki713 2 года назад +9

    1:09 "how to objectively have fun. It's a seriously bad problem when most people who play this game don't recommend it" lol this part sounds like a warthunder tutorial

  • @xyno2112
    @xyno2112 3 года назад +566

    Tanks are useless, unless you have Mr. John of Lee who can give you 50k artificial HP and then you change to your DPS in my case, Russian Water Pistol, and then just go bonkers on the enemies

    • @Oberonjames
      @Oberonjames 3 года назад +81

      Same, except I have a child with a mental disorder pretending to be a princess electrocuting everyone at the same time.

    • @alsparkproductions7849
      @alsparkproductions7849 3 года назад +7

      @@Oberonjames lmao I relate to that kid. Guess we both crazy

    • @Oberonjames
      @Oberonjames 3 года назад +9

      @@alsparkproductions7849 Crazy with superpowers is best mind of crazy

    • @alsparkproductions7849
      @alsparkproductions7849 3 года назад +7

      @@Oberonjames in my case I was just diagnosed with multiple mental disorders but let's go with that i guess.

    • @Oberonjames
      @Oberonjames 3 года назад +5

      @@alsparkproductions7849 Of ok. Hope you're not insulted because I was just joking

  • @refrig1235
    @refrig1235 3 года назад +333

    The editing is truly insane in Max's videos. The amount of time it must take to edit these makes me feel dread while I laugh at the quite literal, around 60 jokes per minute. An absolute banger, even if I'm not a fan of Genshit Impact.

  • @lucastar0737
    @lucastar0737 3 года назад +500

    Me seeing the warframe reference:
    That gauss took me 5 days....

    • @alit0soulsborne717
      @alit0soulsborne717 3 года назад +40

      Hey at least your chance was above 10%…… *cries in harrow*

    • @webdude15
      @webdude15 3 года назад +14

      revenant took 3 days....but 34 runs of the same damn mission(s). nah im good

    • @protato8789
      @protato8789 3 года назад +6

      Pfft those are rookie numbers my khora took me two weeks

    • @bruvaguren494
      @bruvaguren494 3 года назад +3

      3.Months.Mesa.Grind

    • @itol2398
      @itol2398 3 года назад +2

      Ivara. I won't say how long...

  • @ElysiumsPortfolio
    @ElysiumsPortfolio 2 года назад +16

    watching this in 3.3 feels like a fever dream.