I love how you guys pick the logic fails and mistakes of a movie and turn them into a joke. Even the fails and mistakes many people didn't even know or see. That's really cool about your videos. Funny AND smart!
Thats what really went trough my mind everytime I saw that movie.. When that guy grabs the shotgun and hunts the Raptors he only grabs like 3 shells lol.. But that happens more in movies they have an arsenal of weapons and they grab a handgun with 1 extra magazine
I was younger than that when I first shot a gun. He may be a little young to withstand its kick, but that does not mean that he couldn't pick it up and hand it to someone.
+Kubefam 333 actually LOL was first coined on a BBS called Viewline in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, in the early-to-mid-80s. Professor Wayne Pearson once said: "A friend of mine who went by Sprout (and I believe he still does) had said something so funny in the teleconference room that I found myself truly laughing out loud, echoing off the walls of my kitchen. That’s when “LOL” was first used.The use of the phrase LOL spread quickly around Viewline, but it wasn’t until a bunch of us got free GEnie accounts that it really became popular."
***** well yes and no he did do what you said but he also deactivated the fences all around the park ( that is how the trex got out before they rebooted the system) except for the raptor's he left those alone then when they rebooted the system it turned off the raptor fences and that is when they got out.
Kinos141 it is supposed to be an amusement park aka safe. Also, if you spend your whole life researching dinosaurs and someone asked you: "wanna see a life one" And you actually say no, I will find you and punch you in the face, because what the fuck is wrong with you.
Kinos141 who knows if jurassic park would have ended fucked up ? you realise it was fault of that fat guy with glasses that whole park have gone mad, because .. so o.o you would still be an idiot for not going to see alive dinosaur in a amusement park.. just saying
2 things: 1. 1:58 "I've Had it with these Mother F***'in Raptors on this Mother F***'in Island !" best line ever! and 2. Dinosaur in a Helicopter Classic :)
The Jurassic music actually takes me to a better place! It feels like heaven,there are several reasons for that but it makes me feel empty minded and free to roam kinda...
Probably my favorite HISHE at the moment. Got the shirt. That raptor is priceless. "Hey guys, can you let me in there? I reeeaaally wanna kill everyone in that room." At least she's honest.
I always love Jurassic Park and it's one of my favourite films of all time. I have it on DVD and I got one for Christmas in 2013 along with the second one and the third one as a DVD boxset.
The GUN. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY ASK THE KID TO GET THE FUCKING GUN!!!!! FUCKING THANK YOU HISHE. Finally someone bloody said that. Every time I see it, it pisses me off. The lack of logic in that scene is astounding. I mean I figured it out the first time I watched it.
Well, to Tim's credit, it was a pretty intense situation, so naturally he was scared out of his mind like anyone would be that he wasn't thinking straight about helping Grant and Ellie.
30secondstomarsMBH Also, I'd like to mention that the way the woman was positioned at the door trying to hold the raptor back wouldn't have actually helped, so Doctor Grant was actually holding back the raptor on his own, which would be impossible.
He died alongside Dwayne Johnson in the film "The Other Guys". The two of them jumped off the roof of a tower, while chasing a group of Parkour Bank-robbers.
Right now I am watching Jurassic Park and I just thought of this HISHE Video because it is too funny :') My favourite Parts of this Video is when the Raptor was communicating with Ellie and Alan... Lol :D
"HEY guys... can you let me in, I REALLLY wanna kill everyone in that room"
I just love how direct the raptor is lmao
So true lmfao
"Yeah that's not gonna work"
*"YES IT WILLLLLL"*
"NOoOoOoO it wooooooont"
Omg
“Don’t, don’t encourage her” 😄😄😄
@@karenphillips-hinds6959 "I'll just hop through this glass! then what are you gonna do?"
Apex Demon Hahahaha
‘’Then we’ll…shoot you with this shotgun’’
Raptor: you guys have a gun and you haven’t used it yet where did you get it never mind I’ll just go and find it myself
If a crab can learn to use a knife, then a raptor can learn to use a gun.
+crazyinsane500 i m back suckaz
Ugh crab battle.
Spycrabs? But... but... they're
*E N D A N G E R E D*
“What’s does lolz mean”
“Oh no he’s advanced to some future language”
I died
She*
Lolz
Same I died so bad
"What are we gonna do?"
1:33
"If only there was someone not do anything!"
*looks at tim*
He's in a panic. HE'S TEN.
He was just electrocuted. His hands would’ve been completely numb
i mean she could of easily grabbed it. she wasnt helping keeping the door shut sitting at the door hinges
@@BlackFox0911 Oh okay, so he can eat food with utensils but can’t grab a shotgun and give it to Alan.
@@superbsoap you need to notice that guns are heavy, you think a kid could lift that easy?
"Oh so a black arm falls on you and you assume it was me?!" I wish that was the case in the movie.
hold on to your butts
i wonder what raptor that is
Shut up, Mr tells it like it's not. It's a joke.
meh to
And the book
"I'm back suckers, say hello to my little friend." I died xD xD Xx
Nashleo and so did the raptor lolololol
He died too lol
Part of that line was a Scarface reference, and Sam L. Jackson's followup was a reference to Snakes on a Plane.
What kind of futuristic language are you using... LIFE HAS FOUND A WAY
It's pronounced "SUCKAZ"
SHE HAS EVOLVED TO A FUTURE LANGUAGE
LOLZ
sean thompsonシ lolz
sean thompsonシ 8lkjji
“Advanced”
Computers did not excit back then and email Was not a thing to I wonder what gmail creators think of this
"Hold on to your butts" thats my fav part
the_gibbstar plays - LOVE IT TOO
Same
Ha Ha!!! He said butt!!
the_gibbstar plays AAAAwe
the_gibbstar plays your weird lolz
I love how you guys pick the logic fails and mistakes of a movie and turn them into a joke. Even the fails and mistakes many people didn't even know or see. That's really cool about your videos. Funny AND smart!
Jurassic Park, we don't know how to build a fence!
I just died laughing right there
🤣
It’s a song and I joined in
"hey! lets install round door handles"
"That sounds like a great idea!"
The End.
Yes my idea
How about keypad access door system
Muzamil Dar how about Face ID, we have it on phones ffs
You mean door knobs
@@definitely_notme4112 big brain
That was a really good Samuel L Jackson impression. Kudos.
1:55 ‘ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!’’
"IM BACK SUCKERS!"
Raptor 10/10 XDDDDDD
RainbowGigan 100/10 man
That raptors weird
I literally LOLZ at dat. "She's advanced to some future language.." EPIC!
at first I didn't get that until I remembered when JP was made.
“Say hello to my little friends” made me laugh so hard
I am in love with that raptor for some reason
zoo crew then be it’s boyfriend lol
Nope
You are not the only one lel
If dinosaurs were still alive I would not want to know what you do with them Friday nights!
@Super Sammy XD lolz
YOU GUYS HAVE A GUN?! AND YOU HAVENT USED IT YET?!
"I'm back, suckas!!" LOL
Ian Wootan "Say hello to my little friend!!" :D
rpbaxter123 enough is enough !
I've had it with these mother-effing raptors on this mother-effing island !
Enough is ENOUGH!
Thats what really went trough my mind everytime I saw that movie.. When that guy grabs the shotgun and hunts the Raptors he only grabs like 3 shells lol.. But that happens more in movies they have an arsenal of weapons and they grab a handgun with 1 extra magazine
Randomly shooting at the sky while screaming "Hold on to your butts," is the secret code to kill the T-rex.
Henley Morse 0
😂😂 noted
Most famous line ever:
*IM BACK SUCKAAAZZZ*
Wow
Im batman
2:31 Love that ending. The movie is great, but every time those kids almost got killed by dinosaurs, I was rooting for the dinosaurs.
Same
Yeah they were annoying af. I just wanted the raptors to have a little snack, they looked hungry.
1:46
The best moment on youtube. Of all time.
Agreed
agreed
Base 330 Films xd
Base 330 Films
No, the best moment is obviously "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
I like how the raptor took the time to send an email after finding the weapons closet.
Oh no she’s advanced to futuristic language 😂😂😂 Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these mother effing raptor on this mother effing Island😂😂😂
I you from 2 years ago
There's nothing more dangerous than a Raptor with guns.
How about two raptors with guns?
Snorlax891 How about a T-Rex with a Bazooka?
Royally Major How would he hold it? lol
A raptor with guns riding a shark.
How about a Raptor with an Apache helicopter?
Raptor:found the weapons closet LOLZ ;-)~
Timmy:What does LOLZ...?
Dr.Grant:Oh no...shes advenced to some future language!!
xDDDD
yesss
Ha ha ha
I love this video SOO much it's the 10 time I watch it
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Neon_Wolf social media in a nutshell
The song at the end nearly killed me XD
"IM BACK SUCKAZ!! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"
-velociraptor
"'I'VE HAD IT THESE NERF HERDING SITH LORD AND THIS NERF HERDING SENTE!"
Wait, wrong HISHE, XD
Lol I watched this movie on VHS with my big bro long ago and he actually no kidding went like: WHY WONT THAT BOY JUST HAND THEM THAT SHOTGUN???!!!!
The Boy is only 9 years old, He is hardly mature enough to hold a shotgun
I was younger than that when I first shot a gun. He may be a little young to withstand its kick, but that does not mean that he couldn't pick it up and hand it to someone.
Why didn’t he
Why didn’t he🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
That would set a dangerous precedent if little kids started picking up guns....... oh wait nvm....😲😲😲
Just found the weapons closet
LOLZ ;)
IM BACK SUCKAZ
+Kalani Goldberg "What does LOLZ mean"
Oh no hes evoveing to the 21st centry talk DUN DUN DUN
Ya beat me to it.
+Kubefam 333 actually LOL was first coined on a BBS called Viewline in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, in the early-to-mid-80s. Professor Wayne Pearson once said: "A friend of mine who went by Sprout (and I believe he still does) had said something so funny in the teleconference room that I found myself truly laughing out loud, echoing off the walls of my kitchen. That’s when “LOL” was first used.The use of the phrase LOL spread quickly around Viewline, but it wasn’t until a bunch of us got free GEnie accounts that it really became popular."
if a raptor said that to me i'd me like...HEY BRO YAH WANNA HANG OUT PLAY SOME Xbox WITH CHHHHIPPPSSS?????????????????? yeh
They’ve advanced to some sort of future language......
LOLZ 😂
What does the z mean?
@@lilybug1397 it was in the video, you should know that.
@@threelions2109 .... Im coming up with nothing. Remind me please?
Jurrasic park...we don't know how to build a fence...cause stuff just bites right through it...when the power goes out.
Nobody ever counted on the power going out.
SadGhoster87 | PokeSpriterAce And THATS why we don't know how to build a fence.
***** Dennis turned off the power and they never expected that that would ever happen.
Fb
***** well yes and no he did do what you said but he also deactivated the fences all around the park ( that is how the trex got out before they rebooted the system) except for the raptor's he left those alone then when they rebooted the system it turned off the raptor fences and that is when they got out.
Kid: *what does LOLZ mean?*
Man: *oh no she's advanced to some future language!*
Me: *hahahahahahaha!*
*Falls off bed*
Tomi Oni the kids name is tim, the mans name is grant
Tomi Oni Clever Tomi....
i love how Timmy was the first to get eaten xD
It's just tim
In the movie the most pathetic is the first one
Why?
I can't get enough of the line, "I know. I digged up their bones."
They're the most dangerous animals on the planet, I know because I dug up their bones.
Peterstoric 269 hahahahaha
Peterstoric 269 liar
and i can smell you from 2 miles away :)
Most Dangerous = Mosquito
Peterstoric269 I’m back suckas!
the dinosaur's voice is hilarious
he was funny tho
All Dinos on Jurassic Park were supposed to be female at the basis .
Wrong, how it should've ended is with?
"Hey, want to go to an island full of Dinosaurs?"
"No."
The End.
Ya but it will be dumb and to short
Elijah Rene short? yes. dumb? i don't see how saying no to a dinosaur infested island is dumb. I think the opposite is true. lol
Kinos141 it is supposed to be an amusement park aka safe. Also, if you spend your whole life researching dinosaurs and someone asked you: "wanna see a life one" And you actually say no, I will find you and punch you in the face, because what the fuck is wrong with you.
CrazyDutchguy I would take that punch in the face, then give you the ticket to go to Jurassic Park in my place.
AND watch hilarity ensue!!!
Kinos141 who knows if jurassic park would have ended fucked up ?
you realise it was fault of that fat guy with glasses that whole park have gone mad, because ..
so o.o you would still be an idiot for not going to see alive dinosaur in a amusement park.. just saying
1:47
Me and the bois when we rejoin the same server after rage quitting:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jocelyn, “But 1:52”
This Dinosaur Is Arnold Schwarzenegger!
2:50 - Captain Frank Lapidus, from LOST.
Samuel L. Jackson sure has a hard time with Motha' Fuckin' Reptiles.
+Green Man On the Motha 'Fuckin' Island.
+Green Man Dinos isnt reptilz DUMBASS
2 things: 1. 1:58 "I've Had it with these Mother F***'in Raptors on this Mother F***'in Island !" best line ever! and 2. Dinosaur in a Helicopter Classic :)
Those scenes should have been in the actual movie, IMO
never GET TO DA CHOPPA! as it always leads to the enemy killing you.
LOL
Matt Isenhower Then u should see HISHE on the movie Predator, now that one was kinda of funny XD
Thomas Fernandez seen it, that's what I based it on :P
Say hello to my little friend- AHHHHHH...
I love Jurassic park and world I wish they made it exactly like this!
My stomach hurts so much from laughing! That Raptor was hysterical.
it's a miracle!!! The black guy survived a horror movie!!! faith in humanity restored
that really racist
Not a horror flick, action adventure flick, just scares u cause of suspense
It's because it's MotherF*ucking Samuel Jackson
Zesty Tomato LOL
It happened in it
Is it just me or was the Raptor candidly talking about killing everyone in the room one of the creepiest things youve ever seen?
Just you
I found it creepy
No. It would've been creepier if the raptor was wearing a hockey mask.
The Jurassic music actually takes me to a better place! It feels like heaven,there are several reasons for that but it makes me feel empty minded and free to roam kinda...
I want more episodes with speaking Raptors.........
Agree
Agree
Jay Mittal
How about making "Lost World" and "Jurrasic Park 3".
Jay Mittal yeah like the one in jurassic world raptor training!!!by HISHE
Jarosław Sobiński Raptor: "Alan"
Velociraptor: Say hello to my little friend! Ahhhhh!!! (Gets shot by Ray)
Whoa! That Velociraptor said the famous quote said by Scarface!
Ioannis Hussein
Ioannis Hussein ray enough is enough I've have had with these mother fucking raptors on this mother fucking island
Ioannis Hussein ooo
You don’t say
Probably my favorite HISHE at the moment. Got the shirt. That raptor is priceless.
"Hey guys, can you let me in there? I reeeaaally wanna kill everyone in that room."
At least she's honest.
0:13 will forever be my favorite HISHE moment
Am I the only one who got the lost reference at the end with the helicopter pilot?
Same
Shockwave Muncher Yeah I recognized the pilot first second he was on screen because of his facial hair lol
Shockwave Muncher Explain please.
Shockwave Muncher Yes.
Nope XD
That raptor was fucking hilarious!
The raptor makes me laugh every time! Especially when it goes "No it won't!"
I love the Lost reference! I missed tgis video somehow. Watchin in 2023 annnnd I STILL got the Lost reference. Good stuff!
that sam jackson impression was impressive
*"I'M BACK SUCKAZ"*
BEST LINE
BECUSE IM BACK SUCKAZ LOL it is the best one
I always love Jurassic Park and it's one of my favourite films of all time. I have it on DVD and I got one for Christmas in 2013 along with the second one and the third one as a DVD boxset.
2:56
the chance of having a dilo in a plane is low
but never zero
Lol the dinosaur found guns! And can send emails!
I Heart Games 'Found the weapons closet, LOLZ! ;-)' -chomp chomp the Raptor
I Heart Games And she advanced to some future language! :D
LOLZ!
I Heart Games Clever girl...
Don't they learn already that guns can't harm dinosaurs?!?!!
RIP........Sir Richard Attenborough!!!
how did the raptor get a gun
Vicky Prez Good question.......uh luck maybe(?)
Vicky Prez
It actually sent an e-mail explaining that it found the weapon closet. About 1:30 in the video.
"If only there was someone not doing anything that could reach this gun, you could shoot it in the face!" I died
been a decade and still is op. good job again lolz
SNAKES ON A PLANE REFERENCE
Where?
1:53
Hold on to your butts! Hold on to your butts!
Found the Weapons Closet.
LOLZ! ;-)~
chomp chomp,
the Raptor
Lol the preamble to the black hell hole that is now the Internet XD
hahahha i totally missed the signature
New message from R4PToRZ_69
and when comes back... prntscr.com/6lgv8e
Wolfy The Demon what DOEZ lolz mean.?
0:46
I saw this movie when I was three. I was wondering why that boy didn't give them the gun.
Cunning Smile I think everyone was.
It’s directed by the same guy who changed the guns to walkie talkies in e.t. so he’s too much of a Hollywood liberal to let a kid pick up a gun
He was just in a panic, okay?
He was just electrocuted on the fence. His hands would’ve been numb
@@BlackFox0911 he could just kick it with his legs.......
''Jurassic park!
we don't know hot to build a fence!
cause stuff just just bites through it when the power goes out!
LOL
starkiller101 how not hot
#LOVE
Lolz! ;)
Do
Jurassic park: the Lost world
Jurassic park III
Yes, they need to make those
PLEASE
yes
Yes!
I hope they do
The GUN. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY ASK THE KID TO GET THE FUCKING GUN!!!!!
FUCKING THANK YOU HISHE. Finally someone bloody said that. Every time I see it, it pisses me off. The lack of logic in that scene is astounding. I mean I figured it out the first time I watched it.
Well, to Tim's credit, it was a pretty intense situation, so naturally he was scared out of his mind like anyone would be that he wasn't thinking straight about helping Grant and Ellie.
Matt Ascencion Yeah, but they could have asked Timmy to get the gun. THEY were thinking straight. :)
Good point.
***** What? Nope. What's that? Never heard of it lol!!!
30secondstomarsMBH Also, I'd like to mention that the way the woman was positioned at the door trying to hold the raptor back wouldn't have actually helped, so Doctor Grant was actually holding back the raptor on his own, which would be impossible.
The ending was hilarious 😂
"I'm back, suckaz!" LOL
It should not have ended like that!
Evan Duda why not? raptors with shotguns are frickin awesome!
Yes...but...only 4 people got eaten!!! That tis not scay at all!!!!
Oh, I don't frickin care! Raptors with shotguns!
Anti-Tank soldier oh well still cool tho. But what if they learned?
"we don't know how to build a fence" 😂😂😂
"advanced to some future language"
ROFL
What does "LOLZ" mean?
atelophobe Rolling on the Floor Laughing, one the early acronyms I would use in AOL instant messager lol
IM BACK SUCKAZ SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Came back for memories
Tyranosaurus just eats the right people. I like that.
They should have used Markipliers voice for the Raptors LOL.
That would be hilarious
What is he says they have formed to some kind of advanced words
King Grievous Or they could have got Egoraptor to do the voice ;)
Samuel's imitation is amazing!!!
I love the Lost reference! I missed this video somehow. Watchin in 2023 annnnd I STILL got the Lost reference. Good stuff!
"I'M BACK SUCKAS!! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!!" The best moment in RUclips history
0:05 Xenomorphs ! Doomed , we're doomed !!
This proves my theory that Samuel L. Jackson can never die :)
He died alongside Dwayne Johnson in the film "The Other Guys". The two of them jumped off the roof of a tower, while chasing a group of Parkour Bank-robbers.
Seun Sofowora a Samuel just got injured and went to a coma. The other guy I don't know.
Well my counter theory explains that he did die, in STAR WARS!!!! XD
(Shocked and thrown from a building!) Try the top that!
Alex Phoenix He's stronger than the force itself and survived by using the force, you don't see him actually die, just thrown off.
What about Deep Blue Sea were he gets eaten by a shark?
Plot Twist: That Raptor is the actual creator of LOL.
Right now I am watching Jurassic Park and I just thought of this HISHE Video because it is too funny :') My favourite Parts of this Video is when the Raptor was communicating with Ellie and Alan... Lol :D
That Raptor using guns reminds me of Turok.
Yeah,just thought of that to...
and that was the very first philociraptor!
Hope you do The Lost World Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park 3 next!
Oh lol my dream came true...raptors speaking human using shotguns... DELIGHTFUL!
They shoukd make a show called the rapter war between rapters and t-rex they will use guns and talk
Charlesserio Serio LOL
Kisol ter tô muito curto cintura de princesa eu não duvido não cara eu tô muito bate papo então eu vou baixar god of war ii que eu vá
Daniel Leodoro Okay, you go.
Charlesserio Serio
Actually! You remember that american cartoon with Raptors and T-Rexes who used guns and could talk; from way back when? Yeah.
lol That T-Rex make the sound from Ursa (Dota2 Hero)
I knew I recognized it, I just couldn't think from where
yeay ^^
+Rocket League Watafak That's exactly how I thought lol
Rocket League Watafak o
Okay that was fucking hilarious! A black guys arm... it fell on me.... lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god wow im dead
12 years later it doesn’t get old 👀
i like how the made the dinosaur smiling on the logo (0:30) XD
9 years jeez and this was on my recommendations time flies i remember when i watched this as a kid.
I was expecting to see the raptors flying the helicopter to the mainland, but the dilophosaurus showing up was close enough.
“Never mind, I’ll figure it out” had me dying
'Hey guys! Can you let me in! I REALLY wanna kill everyone in that room!' I'm dead!
2:35 Am I the only one who appreciates the fact that this alternate version of the original theme sounds more peaceful than the original?
No your not the only one pal but the thing is, the original soundtrack is more classic
2:35
LAPIDUS!!!😆
Hahaha! I said the same thing!!
High five my friend!! Ehehehe
¤■>6■□
Desiree ValladOh my god!! I'm happy a lot of people got that reference haha
Lost right?
The snakes on a plane thing was clever