I’ll be honest, whenever I watched the movie growing as a kid that’s how I imagined it. I thought when the Rex noticed Tim under the car it sounded like she roared “HEY!!” And then tried to get him out
So the whole time Rexy was just trying to help the kids out of the car, and she killed the lawyer for leaving them there. She also tried to save the forest by putting out the flare before getting mesmerized by Jeff Goldblum's good looks. What a good dino.
"only I can prevent forest fires" "I love you, you love me, I just want you in my teeth" "ooops" "Your banner fell....curse these tiny hands" These are words of profundity
There have been in-depth analysis videos attempting to explain the incongruity of the cliff in this scene, but none have given a definitive or convincing answer. If you examine the fence area closely from the various available shots, there is simply no physically possible way that massive drop off should be there. It simply comes down to Spielberg wanting to make a more exciting sequence, and hoping the audience would never notice the glaring discontinuity.
4:47 Dennis: Hahaha! They'll never take me alive! Dennis: Agggghhh! (crashes) Dennis: Dang it! This can't get any worse! Dilophosaurus: (roars) Dennis: Dang It! This Can't Get Any Worse! (splat) Dennis: DANG IT! THIS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE! Dilophosaurus: Hi.
5:51 In the book Hammond was a totally arrogant jackass. The only reason he even invited his grandkids was out of arrogance, and to prove that the park was safe. So this line is very accurate. :p 8:10 Haha… character development… that got thrown out by the 3rd film.
2:10 " sir .. there's a massive tropical storm heading this way .. what should we do ? " " Send all the workers home and let's start the tour .. " 😂😅🤣🤣🤣
Speed limit is 25 T-Rex’s top speed is 25 I can’t tell if they did their research or if that was a random number lol Nice work as always! This was hilarious!
3:23 the funniest, best, hilarioest, scene ever!, 😂 😂 😂 lmao MY name is tttteeeeeeeeeeeeeee rex. Any small kids here? Ooooopppss Wat dus this look like, jurassic world? - Rexy queen of Isla Nublar.
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“Are your...dinosaurs actually mosquitos?”
That line is brilliant and should’ve been in the original movie.
ARENT DAMMIT AREN'T MOSQUITOS
Are you a boy or are you a girl
@@jordandillow2110 why do u need to know who’s a boy or a girl
Because it’s a Pokémon reference
@@jordandillow2110 I don't understand the pokemon reference
The idea that the T. rex was just trying to help the whole time is the best decision I’ve ever seen
But why did he eat the lawyer?
Was he a good guy but also really anti semitic?
@@CynicalOldDwarf a lawyer who uses toilet humor has committed a crime.
MedievalMaestro Yeah she’s just a concerned mom trying to make sure the kids are safe
I’ll be honest, whenever I watched the movie growing as a kid that’s how I imagined it. I thought when the Rex noticed Tim under the car it sounded like she roared “HEY!!” And then tried to get him out
Yeah, it really is XD
“Are your dinosaurs actually Mosquitoes?”
Was a good joke
They did get the DNA from the mosquito
Then the T-rex shoulda suddenly slammed it's face through the car, and just said
"Buzz."
Because they can't see them
"rawr i want your blud for ma babies rawr" would be better
So the whole time Rexy was just trying to help the kids out of the car, and she killed the lawyer for leaving them there. She also tried to save the forest by putting out the flare before getting mesmerized by Jeff Goldblum's good looks. What a good dino.
ALSO she saved the team from the raptors and at least TRIED to put the granpa's banner back
And she tried to tell them to stay in the speed limit so they wouldn’t run over the kids
Reminds me alot of the "If dinosaurs could talk" series
Makes it to where they don't want to kill the humans lol
The my name is tttttttttttttttrex
Don’t forget she saved them all at the end!
“What does this look like Jurassic world “
That was very clever 👏
Alan: *Throws Flare
T-Rex: “Only I can prevent forest fires.”
🤣🤣🤣
Its ture
Like come on!
The Rex is just trying to be safe, and these humans are giving more for Rexy to do!
He’s Smokey the bear
Hahaha
T-Rex: “your so attractive.” 😂
The “Electrocute Tim” button was perfect
I almost missed that one.
I didn't even see that! Thanks!
I saw that
hahaha clever and subtle, I didnt see it the first time 😂
lmao what if they put a button that said unleash dinosaur
Raptor: "We're supposed to work together"
T-rex: "What does this look like, Jurrasic World?"
LMAOOOOOOOO
Ahahahahahahaahaha that’s hilarious
I was looking for this exact comment
YES
Only true fans will get this comment
YEAH I LOVE JURASSIC PARK ITS SO COOL AND GOOD I LOVE JURASSIC PARK DINOSAURS
The fact that the I in the corner pulls out the video for the Jurrasic World Dub just makes it 1000x better
4:53 “Dang it, this can’t get any worse.”
*Ad Plays*
Me: “Dang it, this can’t get any worse.
Lol
Lol
Same
😄
0 out of 2 ad
7:48 Raptor: What are you doing, we're supposed to work together.
T-rex: What does this look like, Jurassic world?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The raptor watched too much jurassicworld
Jrassic park is superior
@Blue The Velociraptor L opinion
That person who did Samuel L Jackson’s voice nailed it.
He's good! They've been getting the same guy every time they do him.
Adrian Neely in the credits 🙂
Yeah, He is really good. 😄🤩
Ikr!
They nailed Jell Goldbloom too
T-Rex: "your banner fell let me put it back"
*something crashes*
T-Rex: "curse these tiny hands!"
Thank you for posting this, 'cos I couldn't make out what the T. rex was saying there. x)
I HAVE A BIG HEAD, AND SMALL ARMS. I DON’T THINK THIS PLAN WAS THOUGHT THROUGH
@@anonymousfellow8879 Ah yes, Meet the Robinsons
You think your arms are tiny? Just look at the arms of a Carnotaurus, it’ll make you look like Freddy Krueger in an alleyway.
Don’t think we missed the “Electrocute Tim” label on the circuit breaker.
14k subs without vids????????
@@nate2862 LOL
@@nate2862 I deleted all my old videos that appealed to kids and toy trains and am rebranding the channel. Still filming content to have a relaunch.
no
OK whoever did the Jeff Goldblum voice really nailed it lol 😆. Plus the Barney song from the T-Rex was hilarious 😂
The t-rex pointing out the speed limit because he’s concerned about the kids, is actually adorable ☺️😂
She.
Or so that she could catch up to them
You know what would be fun? A Martian hishe. Like only looking at the characters it has so much potential...
Totally agreed
Ageeed
Maybe
Bruh fr
Agreed
Whoever voiced Samuel L Jackson's character needs a raise.
Yep 👍
May be Samuel L Jackson, he is in everything.
The T-Rex is just misunderstood, he seems like a nice guy
To quote the Jurassic World HISHE, I'm a GIRL
Its she ;)
She can literally be what ever she wants as they implanted frog DNA that allows her to be come a male. So who knows what she decided to be in the end.
Rexy is always the good one.....😁
Rexy is awesome
The voices for Jeff Goldblum and Samual L. Jackson were really spot on!
Hahaha guys this was so good!!! "The speed limit is 25!!!"
SCHOOL ZONE
"The speed limit is 25 here!"
Why are you running? WHY, are you running.
no
This poor T. Rex lacks the Donkey from Shrek
Who did the *Samuel M.F. Jackson'* s voice?!?
That's PERFECT !
Yessss just what I was thinking 😂👏🏼
I wouldn't be surprised if it was him, but all sneaky like for SAG reasons
Adrian Neely!
yaaa
"Don't talk like that, everyone on this chopper is going to survive!"
"Even me??:
"uhhhhh... CHECK OUT THE ISLAND!" 1:11
Everyone Buckle Up We’re About To Land!
Seat belts are Hard
@ryan fermand... FORESHADOWING
@@RexPlaysYTRblx hahahaha
6:35 this man’s attention to detail is perfect AF. he even labeled that button as “electrocute Tim “
Thank you! I was waiting for someone to point it out
Raptor: “We’re supposed to team up!”
Rex: “What is this supposed to look like? Jurassic World?”
T-rex: "I love you, you love me, I just want you in my teeth!"
Me: ** clapping **
*Screaming Tim intensifies*
That's the Barney theme song! In the T-Rex's version!
@@americanshadow95 *Now you have 2 screaming tims*
I couldn't understand *the last part without the subtitles. I thought he was supposed to be the big park ranger.
Ooooooooooppppsss...!!!
The “are your dinosaurs actually mosquitos” line is perfect.
Everybody: "We have to be very _very_ quiet"
That girl: *Screaming and loudly gasping at every moment*
That mouth though 😂😂😂😂
Plot twist:the person who voiced samuel l jackson is.. samuel l jackson.
3:00 “NAH, I’m staying with the poop!” Made me laugh so hard I had to stop the video and catch my breath. Y’all are literally killing me.
same
For me it was “that’s my baby daddy”
" did u try turning it on and off again?"
me: " why not put it in rice"
It was the 90s, no one knew that yet.
Needley ate it all.
"only I can prevent forest fires"
"I love you, you love me, I just want you in my teeth"
"ooops"
"Your banner fell....curse these tiny hands"
These are words of profundity
XD
I havd a big head and tiny arms...
The T-Rex 🦖 is the most misunderstood character in any story. 🙇🏻♂️
“The speed limit is 25, slow down there are kids here!”
" did u try turning it on and off again?"
me: " why not put it in rice"
Dr. Malcolm: "Uh, I got a bad feeling about this."
Me: Wrong franchise!
Looking for this.
“Good thing this cliff suddenly appeared”
So I’m not the only one that noticed as a kid
yeah me too!! all those years I was wandering if anyone else noticed!? 🤣🤣😅
@@Oss.2A A lot of people noticed it. Spielberg has some excuse but truly, he just wanted a car to go over a cliff.
I saw that and was so confused
There have been in-depth analysis videos attempting to explain the incongruity of the cliff in this scene, but none have given a definitive or convincing answer. If you examine the fence area closely from the various available shots, there is simply no physically possible way that massive drop off should be there. It simply comes down to Spielberg wanting to make a more exciting sequence, and hoping the audience would never notice the glaring discontinuity.
@@dreamlandnightmare He was hopelessly and hilariously wrong.
"Don't be silly everyone is helicopter will survive"
"Even me"
"Uuuhhh... Look at the island"!
That's exactly what they said in the video. Well done.
@@JohnyG29 it's called quotation
My brain
@@BoltBaconYT but why do people bother writing out exactly what we all heard in the bloody video? Is there any reason?
@@JohnyG29 well because half people like to comment things that were said in the video . That is RUclips to you
Alan: It can't see us if we don't move
T-Rex: I can totally see you, but I'm trying to help this little boy
[shakes car violently]
: o
“Why didn’t grandpa use round doorknobs?!” Lol. This was awesome thank you!
4:15 I literally fall off my chair
I hope you're okay 😂
I've been waiting for this for 65 million years. I'm glad you spared no expense.
"For the _first_ dinosaur on our tour, we come to the dilophosaurus."
"Go away."
😆😆😆😆
"Dang it!" 😭
Dilophosaurus is my favorite dinosaur (eventhough it didn't actually have those neck frills).😁
Uh.....I mean the next dinosaur is T-rex
@@Blue-mp5mh nope
@@drunkknight125original4 are you dinosaurs actually mosquitoes
HISHE, uh, finds a way...
That's facts right there
They always do somehow lol
That's a legit comment
Haha, True, Nice Channel Also!
Facts right they're
“Only I can prevent forest fires”
I lost it at that part, I choked to death because of how hard I laughed
6:35 ‘electrocute Tim’ had me dying
7:52 "What does this look like Jurassic World?"
Oh my god Rexy can predict the future 😂
"Hurry up, there's about to be another action sequence!" LOL!
But we just had one ):
🦁🐯🐅🐆🐡
🦁🐯🐅🐆🪱🌈🍏
🦁🐯🐅🐆🪱🦈🌈🍫⚽️🎨🚉🌋⛺️📿🧸📎❤️❌🔴🏳️🌈🟥♥️♦️🚩🇦🇹🍎🍕🍟🌽
@@15goingon60
TOO LATE !!!!!!!!!
'I sent everyone home.'
Why?
'More Ice cream for me!' 😂Lol.
" I love you "
" You love me "
" I just want you in my teeth "
😂😂😂😂
Transformers Beast Wars Megatron says: "Yyyyyeeessssss"
That’s the part that seriously made me laugh the hardest 😂
(laughing)
* Barnie and friends reference *
Great now this is ringing in my head for next week xD
4:47
Dennis: Hahaha! They'll never take me alive!
Dennis: Agggghhh!
(crashes)
Dennis: Dang it! This can't get any worse!
Dilophosaurus: (roars)
Dennis: Dang It! This Can't Get Any Worse!
(splat)
Dennis: DANG IT! THIS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE!
Dilophosaurus: Hi.
3:53 it's raining, but I appreciate the T-Rex' concern for the environment.
That is the most responsible T-Rex I've ever seen...they should make a movie about him
Rexy is a female...
“Are your...dinosaurs actually mosquitos?”
That line is brilliant and should’ve been in the original movie.
@@BaronSengir1008 wel thats hot
"Dang it, this can't get any worse!"
*an ad plays*
Same lol
That happened to me too lmao
I hope they put it there on purpose
Same lol
Same
Something is wrong with these raptors. None of them said, "Alan."
Not now... Thats for HISHE Dubs - Jurassic Park III
Or "steve"
No, they didn't say "YEAH!!!"
At least they can speak
@@abhinavkapruwan5797 I was about to say that 😁
5:51 In the book Hammond was a totally arrogant jackass. The only reason he even invited his grandkids was out of arrogance, and to prove that the park was safe. So this line is very accurate. :p
8:10 Haha… character development… that got thrown out by the 3rd film.
" Huh, are you guys main characters, TOO?" - Ian Malcom
Keeping the trend of a Jurassic Park character getting character development “Character development”
“Ooh that’s ma baby daddy.”
And then he wasn't... I hate JP3.
@@TheGuardDuck That movie had one job damnit!
@@TheGuardDuck Plot Twist: he actully is..................
"Surprise sucker"
Never gets old🤣😂
4:33 scientifically accurate Barney
And he is not as scary was Barnie
@@Spyalwayswinsi hqtwed barney
2:10
" sir .. there's a massive tropical storm heading this way .. what should we do ? "
" Send all the workers home and let's start the tour .. "
😂😅🤣🤣🤣
2:17
Speed limit is 25
T-Rex’s top speed is 25
I can’t tell if they did their research or if that was a random number lol
Nice work as always! This was hilarious!
No they only go 14 mph
@@gdtorresr but 27km/h which is close to 25
Top speed is 12 mph
@@shyambhetariya7563 oh In kilometers
@@gdtorresr if it went that fast then
Claire would be dead
The t Rex would have broken legs
*The fact that I missed this by even 3 minutes makes me sad. Really shows just how hilarious this channel is.*
This channel is gold!
1:14
"Don't talk like that! Everyone on this chopper is going to survive."
- "Even me?"
"Uhhhh, check out the island!"
I can't believe that's only foreshadow his death 🤣
1:11 you mean
3:23 the funniest, best, hilarioest, scene ever!, 😂 😂 😂 lmao
MY name is tttteeeeeeeeeeeeeee rex. Any small kids here?
Ooooopppss
Wat dus this look like, jurassic world?
- Rexy queen of Isla Nublar.
I just love how the camera zooms in on Alan Grants face lmao
Omg 🤣
“They’ll never take me alive”
Famous last words
“Only I can prevent forest fires.” - T-Rex 2020
"Uh, but doesn't DNA degrade way too quickly for something like that?"
Especially after 65 million years.
Actually, skin and muscle tissue has been found attached to some Dino skeletons. National Geographic even reported on it!
@@theladyamalthea Well that's dino skeletons, this is the mosquito in the amber. Its different.
The dna's were fossilised on a special rock
Especialy in the Acidic belly of an Animal trying to devoure it.
@@Sunaki1000 well actually, mosquitoes don't digest blood
“People need to cheer for the dinosaurs too”
“Wait what”
Lmao 😂
The “Electrocute Tim” is hilarious.
The Dino’s talking have me on the floor 😂
No matter
30 years later this is a perfect summer popcorn flick
Rexy: "Only I can prevent forest fires."
I'm dead. xD
7:05 Man, the punch noises when he touches Tim made me laugh so hard 😂
I didn't know that
Lol so true
Velociraptor: What are you doing? We're supposed to work together!
T-Rex: What does this look like, Jurassic World?😂
T-rex: is nice
Them: aaaaaaa
Also whoever did samuel l jackson's voice did a great job, well done u!
6:34 I just noticed that it says “Electrocute Tim” this video is so great
6:14, I like how he says it so joyfully like he wants it to happen
The secret is he does
Seeing all the comments and wishing I said that.
Lol
Lmao
@Logan Titus idk? Because everyone does it?
@Logan Titus maybe not that funny but it is relatable imo
ikr
Welcome to Jurassic HISHE Dubs.
T-Rex: "The speed limit is 25 around here."
Malcolm: "It's uh catching up."
T-Rex: "Slow down.There's kids around here."
Lol 😂
😆😆😆
I lost it when the T-Rex started singing from Barney.
Hishe Batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN
Hishe Raptors: SUCCAH
"surprise sucka"
-Raptor
It seems it has consumed Samuel L Jackson's intelligence...
"I'm a eat some ice cream"
Best line
What about CURSE THESE TINY HANDS
More ice creamm
"what does this look like Jurassic world" THAT'S ACCURATE
"wow, look at you"
"fatherlike figure"
"character development"
just perfect^^
We were all waiting for the foreshadowing
"UHHH....
ChEcK OuT THe IsLANd"
"wow, you did not skip leg day" - haha, that was it for me.
i just love it when the t rex says curse these tiny hands
7:23 Marv's Scream of Home Alone (1990)
If only they could have engineered the T-Rex to have bigger hands, then the banner would be nice and level again
I don't know why, but this made me think of a T-Rex with really buff human arms....I'm horrified.
The T-Rex helps and respects the laws of humanity.
6:28 Did someone notice the button is labelled "Electrocute Tim" 🤣
Yah thats strage?
The time that she pushes the buttons take a close look
At least half an hour movie clip like this would be awsome
6:46
*Lady holds off Raptor behind fence*
Raptor: "Wow, you DID NOT skip leg day!"
😂😂
You should totaly do a dub for one of the indiana Jones movies!
Do the best one, Last Crusade! 🙌🏻
Yes. that would be cool.
I love how no matter what's happening, Ian's voice is just so calm
This is hilarious 😂👌
5:39 This scene, this friggin' scene 😂
"the speed limit is 25 here" idk if that is a coincidence or not but that is the actual top speed of the rex. that is cool
I’m sure they knew that, when they made the T Rex say that.
These guys are too smart, for it to be a coincidence.
"Don't be scared kid. I'll sing you a song... I love you, you love me..." my childhood is messed with, without conspiracy theories.