We need more hishe videos with toy story 1,2,and 4, and also the mask, Austin powers international man of mystery, Austin powers the spy who shagged me, Austin powers in goldmember, batman 1989, batman returns, batman forever, batman and robin, superman 2, 3, and 4, and superman returns, and green lantern 2011, and the fast and the furious, 2 fast 2 furious, the fast and the furious Tokyo drift, fast and furious, fast five, furious 7, the fate of the furious, hobbs, and shaw, f9 the fast saga, transformers 2007, transformers dark of the moon, transformers age of extinction, transformers the last knight, and the lost world jurassic park, jurassic park 3, and also indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark, indiana jones and the temple of doom, and indiana jones and the kingdom of crystal skull, and the legend of zelda, and black adam.
@@jaredzeno472 I meant in the HISHE Jurassic World Series that’s another great gag but I’m talking about HISHE Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom and now Dominion
For the “why we keep digging”, there would be an actual good reason: to find the bones of NEW dinosaurs or of not yet cloned dinosaurs (you can clone only the ones of wich you have found enought intact DNA in mosqutoes stuck in amber. Which can’t be that many). And also to find informations about the dinosaurs that you can’t find just by cloning them (for example, how they evolved, when the specie x first appear ed/disappeared and exactly in which areas they lived) Basically, the same reason we keep digging up human bones even if we ARE living humans. Plenty of information about the past that you can’t get by observing modern humans.
Additionally, so we learn about actual dinosaurs. Every dinosaur in the movies is a modified, unnatural clone made to appeal to the erroneous public perception of dinosaurs. At the time of the original Jurassic Park movies, science hadn't quite known as much about what they looked like as we do in this day and age. Turns out, most of the dinos had feathers.
Also, the living dinosaurs have mixed DNA and aren’t true dinos. They said that in JW to excuse why their raptors don’t have feathers like they now know they should.
Grant himself explicitly said in the third movie that the ressurected animals are not _real_ dinosaurs, but just monsters. Considered Ingen ressurected them by splicing their genome with species all over the place, he's _right._
@@PhazonEnder That question would have been alteady valid after the jurassic park serie, and yet jurassic world is made anyway and they even double down with the DNA mixmatch to create even more dangerous hybrids. Soo…apparently you can always find someone that still want to clone them anyway.
Also the fact that the ending is like “and nature is harmony, look how dinosaurs live peacefully with other animals”…yeah that’s not how nature works… an invasor species would destroy the other ones and break the entire ecosystem.
The mosasourase at the end is chilling in the ocean. Probably about to go eat whales or surfers off the coast of California faster than Nickacado Avacado east mcnuggets.
Could have the wolf effect where the addition of dangerous new predators actually has a massive boon on the overall ecosystem health. Probably wouldn't, but it could happen. It wouldn't be the same ecosystem mind you, but it could end up being a healthier one.
Tbf theres science behind that whole thing (most animals have the most nerves in their nose/snout so its not far fetched to believe dinosaurs would have too), it certainly wouldnt work on every dinosaur but it would stun some of them. Personally, i think its actually meant to make his character more believeable, bcs if he worked with raptors for years using that whole thing, it probably just became a natural reflex. It makes sense with the paras bcs you learn in the game (JWE2) that its actually his herd of Paras, and that he takes care of them and stops hustlers from stealing them. So thats a nice detail.
@@bill4665 Those animals also have their sharp teeth right below their very sensitive snout. And most of the dinosaurs in the movie are much much taller than Chris Pratt so his hand is really nearer to their teeth than their sensitive snout. So you are trying to imply that the dinosaurs instinct won't be to bite the "threat" nearer their teeth than their nose?
Even though what should’ve happened was exactly how modern hunts fail with one brandishing swipe of the claws Rexy should’ve run away (and she is being a bit greedy considering there is a fresh Gigantosaurus corpse on the ground)
What I hate is that the first 10 minutes of the film set up a good plot idea. an online poll was posted on what to do about the dinosaurs. should we rebuild the park? should we let the dinosaurs roam free and just get used to them? or should we kill them all? killing them was the highest voted. this could have been the movie. the characters racing against the clock trying to capture them all before they are shot. But someone didn't think that was exciting enough and so the script was made about bugs. whoever thought this was a good idea needs to be tarred and feathered.
The sad part is that everyone was going into this movie thinking it was going to be some deep, well written moral dilemma about how to handle animals we brought back from extinction that got out of control. Five minutes in they completely shift tone and the audience is like “oh well, but at least we get a cool “monster” movie out of it”. Then it turns into watching humans wander around for an hour, completely undo the premise of the second movie, have way too many side plots, and we get like 5 minutes of actual dinosaurs at the end. I completely forgot the bugs!!! Why did they decide that everyone going to see a dinosaur movie would be thrilled to spend an hour and a half on a big side plot 😭😭😭
Yeah, I wish they had focused more on the “mass cloning and corporate tampering has altered our ecosystem” thing more but I guess Colin thought it be too big a quest for the Jurassic characters to handle.
Have we learned nothing from "Lost World?!" "DON'T go into the long grass!" Loved the captioning of "plumberlike screams" when the Jedi Mind Trick failed.
I'm wondering how Owen was able to come out of nowhere all sneaky like and stop the dinosaur from eating Claire, not only that, he was under icy water at one point, how did he not get hypothermia?
@@GimbalosMorkinar you obviously didn't read his comment if that's your reply.. he said the first question, which was "I'm wondering how OWen was able to come out of nowhere all sneaky like and stop the dinosaur from eating Claire" can probably be explained away by the fact that he's ex-navy. the second question was about hypothermia and he said that was still a mystery of how he didn't get it.
You expect everything to be logical in a sci-fi movie about genetically re-eengineered dinosaurs? Next you're going to say the xenomorphs and Godzilla should be logical.
I'm honestly surprised how most of the cast at the end, straight up survived, and only the bad guy got it like Nedry... They should gamble with those odds!
Same. I thought for sure at least one of the OGs would bite it (pun intended) especially when they show Ian distracting the gigasaur (or whatever it's called, who cares) with the flames. Thought it'd play out as a sacrifice hearkening back to the flare in the first movie. It was a fun watch but nothing matches the original.
0:43 As Dr. Grant have stated in the original trilogy, these living dinosaurs are just “genetic monsters created to entertain the public”, while he studies original dinosaurs. Only a few dozen species are revived, while there may be hundreds more to dig. Besides, paleontologist study ancient mammals as well even though cats, horses and elephants exist today.
I literally can’t wait for Jurassic Multiverse, the next installment in this spectacular franchise, where a new group of heroes has to save reality from an intergalactic dinosaur from conquering the galaxy 🦖
Jurassic Space 1 is when they just get to the the moon. JS 2 is when they get to another world, and 3 is when they finally get tap into another dimension. Jurassic Multiverse is the series after that, when it crosses over with the Fast and Furious team.
Been awhile since I watched the movie, but I remember there being a scene where a guy is trapped a cage or vehicle with a raptor trying to push its way towards him... and the guy has a gun in his hand that he could easily use to just blow a hole in the raptors head, but for some reason he never uses it. Instead he waits for another character to open a hatch that he can escape from.
The whole "dangerous creature menaces humans" genre DEPENDS on basically ignoring guns. Dinos, zombies, serial killers, non-technological aliens, werewolves... it's like having the characters drop their phones so they can't call for help, take pictures, get directions, or look up the appropriate procedure for surviving -- just something you have to do in order to have a story.
@@stevenscott2136 I'm pretty sure zombie stories almost always involve survivors using guns to get out of bad situations. Probably because those kind of characters aren't written as dumbasses.
Thanks for the Hishe. The talking Dinos humor and "I'm gonna eat you now" will never get old. Could you make a hishe for The Obi-wan show too and some of the other recent MCU shows like Moon knight,She Hulk, etc.
I like in the beginning how you mixed the movies theme with your own I liked Malcoms's bit about chaos theory and "here I am talking to myself" bit like in the first movie
2:00 That is actually a really good point, Usually I don't like poking fun at these movies cause I genuinely enjoy aspects of them alot but they go out of their way too specifically say during the lab tour that they have achieved 100% pure genomes for the animals Biosyn crates supposedly, meaning there's no more need for frog DNA, which means their visual acuity would not be based on movement anymore 🤦🏼♂️
The best thing about Dominion is that it can be totally skipped due to Fallen Kingdom ending the series well enough to keep people's imagination flowing.
0:57 He answered this in the third film. He believes the living Dinos to be “genetically enhanced theme park monsters,” and not a true representation of the past.
Given the original trio were coming back, I was very excited to see this film. I was picturing a story where Pratt and Howard had to go up against Neill, Dern, and Goldblum who were campaigning for the extinction of the dinosaurs to determine the dominant species on the planet. That would have been a much better film
but but but, you do realize how dangerous it is to leave the mother and the baby dinosaur into the wild. i was shocked to see that, cuz they’ll keep multiplying and destroy the whole ecosystem in no time!
@@kabir09999 the entire time watching the film I was thinking the same thing. Just imagine 10 years down the line when a pack of asexually reproducing blue find a cattle farm or an undefended human town.
@@switchplayer1016 Chill. Population control can come later. There are only two of them now. When they become a pest, that's when all the guns are coming out.
I absolutely love this, especially with how true all these endings are, also 3:07 since we never see what happens after the fight and never see the Theri again after that scene, in my head cannon this is what happened lol
@@mrcherryhasgonemadyt9413 Well the thing is, Theris were prey by nature, and their claws are too heavy to be very practical in combat. So as much as I love the chicken of doom, it ain't surviving a big ol predator like the Rex.
@@derpcade The idea that Theri couldnt use its claws as weapons too well was disproven (granted after you made this comment) and there is no showing of Therizinosaurus having been preyed upon
1:28 Thank YOU! This is what gets me so angry sometimes about the Jurassic Park movies, they either have guns but don't use them properly, or don't have guns and make no effort to find other types of weapons. This is what I really like about Jurassic World. They actually used a lot of guns against the Indominus Rex, and the bullets were often deflected by the Rex's bony back plates, or it simply tanked the hits. Therefore the Indominus felt more threatening because instead of relying on the stupidity of the humans to not use guns, they did use guns in order to develop a proper dangerous antagonist.
I guess starting from Dominion, they started to be afraid of using guns. I remember one of Wheatley's mercs at least still have the guts to shoot Blue, while being pounced by her
@@abdielmartinez6964 List of lethal weapons used off the top of my head: Combat shotgun, M4s, grenade launcher, Owen's Marlin 45-70 lever-gun, Mini-gun mounted on helicopter, Revolver (Barry almost shot blue with it). So plenty of lethals man.
At the same time, others pointed out how the Indominus Rex’s initial escape seemed to rely on some character stupidity too and could have been executed better. For example, if the Indominus Rex had clawed out the tracking implant before escaping the enclosure, rather than afterwards, it could better explain why the staff did not just immediately use the tracker to find out she was still in there.
3:11 Seriously Theri has claws and he managed to defend himself from the Giga for sometime and T Rex is already injured, so..... That fight could've gone either way, as T Rex was badly injured but Theri was perfectly fine.
Personally, I think the Theri and Rexy not fighting actually made a lot of sense. Both of them, Rexy especially, are both tired from the battle against the Giga, and so they don’t want to risk further injury. They’re animals, and they don’t want to risk death if they’re tired and aren’t in need of a fight.
But they ate still very aggressive and territorial, especially T. Rex. It wouldn't like another animal being in its territory. This happens a lot with modern animals, too. Even after a big fight with another animal, the first animal would rather defend its territory from another instead of letting it stay there. The T. Rex as far as we've seen, never met the therizinosaurus. To the T. Rex, it would seem as much as a threat as the giganotosaurus. It wouldn't care that it unintentionally helped it kill the other animal. It may be tired, but instinct dominates these creatures, so it wouldn't care. Plus, the movies have shown that this T. Rex can handle A LOT! Even more than a real T. Rex.
2:03 Actually some studies say that the Giganotasaurs didn’t have good eyesight so the “Don’t move” strategy would probably work, not nitpicking, just wanted to point it out 👍
1:04 Exactly!! Seriously with Hands! It's a movie and Owen is the hero and that's why he didn't get eaten!! It didn't work for Vic Hoskins in Jurassic World why should it work for Owen in Dominion with Dinosaurs he has no relation to? also Maisie was almost unbearable in this story.
That Established Titles thing didn't age very well. But EVERYTHING ELSE about your HISHE videos sure has! Love you all! Keep up the AWESOME work! (Can I have a job?)
I got a request. Can you make a new video about Morbius which is called “How Morbius Should Have Ended”, please? I would love to see what Morbius should have ended
It started off as poison and has not changed with age. Every channel should do their due diligence with sponsors. Especially one with 10 million subscribers.
Finally, this is something that I’ve been waiting for a very long time ever since the Spider-Man No Way Home HISHE video and even Thor Love and Thunder one and I honestly enjoy this more than the actual movie in my opinion.
Hello from France Daniel. I discovered your channel a few years ago, and it is largely with it that I learned to speak English. Thank you again for continuing to make me laugh for years with HISHE. Hoping that you continue to make us laugh for a long time. See you next time ! 🤟🏻✌️❤
The best gag in the HISHE Jurassic World Series “Okay I’m gonna eat you now” 😂😂😂😂
We need more hishe videos with toy story 1,2,and 4, and also the mask, Austin powers international man of mystery, Austin powers the spy who shagged me, Austin powers in goldmember, batman 1989, batman returns, batman forever, batman and robin, superman 2, 3, and 4, and superman returns, and green lantern 2011, and the fast and the furious, 2 fast 2 furious, the fast and the furious Tokyo drift, fast and furious, fast five, furious 7, the fate of the furious, hobbs, and shaw, f9 the fast saga, transformers 2007, transformers dark of the moon, transformers age of extinction, transformers the last knight, and the lost world jurassic park, jurassic park 3, and also indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark, indiana jones and the temple of doom, and indiana jones and the kingdom of crystal skull, and the legend of zelda, and black adam.
I thought the best gag was the ",here's a bright idea..." guy
@@jaredzeno472 I meant in the HISHE Jurassic World Series that’s another great gag but I’m talking about HISHE Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom and now Dominion
@@coolguyyy9071 oh okay. My bad
I thought that was a jaws thing
For the “why we keep digging”, there would be an actual good reason: to find the bones of NEW dinosaurs or of not yet cloned dinosaurs (you can clone only the ones of wich you have found enought intact DNA in mosqutoes stuck in amber. Which can’t be that many). And also to find informations about the dinosaurs that you can’t find just by cloning them (for example, how they evolved, when the specie x first appear ed/disappeared and exactly in which areas they lived)
Basically, the same reason we keep digging up human bones even if we ARE living humans. Plenty of information about the past that you can’t get by observing modern humans.
Additionally, so we learn about actual dinosaurs. Every dinosaur in the movies is a modified, unnatural clone made to appeal to the erroneous public perception of dinosaurs. At the time of the original Jurassic Park movies, science hadn't quite known as much about what they looked like as we do in this day and age. Turns out, most of the dinos had feathers.
Also, the living dinosaurs have mixed DNA and aren’t true dinos. They said that in JW to excuse why their raptors don’t have feathers like they now know they should.
Grant himself explicitly said in the third movie that the ressurected animals are not _real_ dinosaurs, but just monsters. Considered Ingen ressurected them by splicing their genome with species all over the place, he's _right._
After everything that's happened throughout this series, why would anyone want to clone even more dinosaurs?
@@PhazonEnder
That question would have been alteady valid after the jurassic park serie, and yet jurassic world is made anyway and they even double down with the DNA mixmatch to create even more dangerous hybrids. Soo…apparently you can always find someone that still want to clone them anyway.
Also the fact that the ending is like “and nature is harmony, look how dinosaurs live peacefully with other animals”…yeah that’s not how nature works… an invasor species would destroy the other ones and break the entire ecosystem.
Yeah, if rats and house can drive multiple species to extinction, dinos aren’t going to live in harmony with nature.
Yeah, I was wondering about that too.
The mosasourase at the end is chilling in the ocean. Probably about to go eat whales or surfers off the coast of California faster than Nickacado Avacado east mcnuggets.
That's what I'm saying, I was kinda disappointed that they didn't put them back
Could have the wolf effect where the addition of dangerous new predators actually has a massive boon on the overall ecosystem health. Probably wouldn't, but it could happen. It wouldn't be the same ecosystem mind you, but it could end up being a healthier one.
Throughout the movie, whenever Chris Pratt puts his hand up to stop the dinosaur, I am like "bite it off, bite it off".
Omg same!
Yup. Jedi mind tricks don't work in the JP universe XD
well, they kinda did that in the first JW movie with Hoskins's character
Tbf theres science behind that whole thing (most animals have the most nerves in their nose/snout so its not far fetched to believe dinosaurs would have too), it certainly wouldnt work on every dinosaur but it would stun some of them. Personally, i think its actually meant to make his character more believeable, bcs if he worked with raptors for years using that whole thing, it probably just became a natural reflex. It makes sense with the paras bcs you learn in the game (JWE2) that its actually his herd of Paras, and that he takes care of them and stops hustlers from stealing them. So thats a nice detail.
@@bill4665 Those animals also have their sharp teeth right below their very sensitive snout. And most of the dinosaurs in the movie are much much taller than Chris Pratt so his hand is really nearer to their teeth than their sensitive snout. So you are trying to imply that the dinosaurs instinct won't be to bite the "threat" nearer their teeth than their nose?
The voice acting for the Giganotosaurus and Therizinosaurus just made Jurassic World Dominion *120% better in absolutely every way!*
Even though what should’ve happened was exactly how modern hunts fail with one brandishing swipe of the claws Rexy should’ve run away (and she is being a bit greedy considering there is a fresh Gigantosaurus corpse on the ground)
Even the controversial 2011 BBC documentary planet dinosaur has more ahead of its time ideas than a movie released 11 years later
Therizinosaurus sounds like Stewie…
@@toastwitheggs0 yea😂
@@toastwitheggs0100 per cent stewies voice
Lol there was so much wrong with how JW Dominion handled things, but so much perfect about this parody 😂
AGREED
I liked the movie
15k likes in this video for comedy dub please
What I hate is that the first 10 minutes of the film set up a good plot idea. an online poll was posted on what to do about the dinosaurs. should we rebuild the park? should we let the dinosaurs roam free and just get used to them? or should we kill them all? killing them was the highest voted. this could have been the movie. the characters racing against the clock trying to capture them all before they are shot.
But someone didn't think that was exciting enough and so the script was made about bugs. whoever thought this was a good idea needs to be tarred and feathered.
JW: Dominion made me realise that ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ wasn’t all bad… only compared to that film.
The sad part is that everyone was going into this movie thinking it was going to be some deep, well written moral dilemma about how to handle animals we brought back from extinction that got out of control. Five minutes in they completely shift tone and the audience is like “oh well, but at least we get a cool “monster” movie out of it”. Then it turns into watching humans wander around for an hour, completely undo the premise of the second movie, have way too many side plots, and we get like 5 minutes of actual dinosaurs at the end.
I completely forgot the bugs!!! Why did they decide that everyone going to see a dinosaur movie would be thrilled to spend an hour and a half on a big side plot 😭😭😭
Yeah, I wish they had focused more on the “mass cloning and corporate tampering has altered our ecosystem” thing more but I guess Colin thought it be too big a quest for the Jurassic characters to handle.
We have Dinotracker for that.
It makes the rise of skywalker a better movie.
*Reply to the bugs section *
Chart Guys: "Well the chart says..."
@@atwunz This and Rise Of Skywalker are examples of how not to make movies.
Have we learned nothing from "Lost World?!" "DON'T go into the long grass!"
Loved the captioning of "plumberlike screams" when the Jedi Mind Trick failed.
LOL, impressed someone caught this so quickly!
Yes, I loved the caption too! It took just a second for me to get it. 😂 I wonder how long it’ll take for others to find it.
I watched it twice when I saw "distant plumberlike screaming" HISHE genius confirmed!
@@HowItShouldHaveEnded Subscribers...find a way.
I guess the "plumberlike screams" in the captions are a reference to Chris Pratt's role in The Super Mario Bros. Movie as Mario himself?
I love how they gave the feathered dinosaur a fancy accent
Huzza
T i c k l e c h i c k e n
That’s Therizinosaur
Therizinosaurus is British
@@zorronegro229(British accent) That was"sick", as the children say
I'm wondering how Owen was able to come out of nowhere all sneaky like and stop the dinosaur from eating Claire, not only that, he was under icy water at one point, how did he not get hypothermia?
I survived a pyroclastic flow. I am pretty sure he has temperature immunity plot armor.
The second question is a mystery, but the first can probably be explained away by the fact that he's ex-Navy.
@@paivioselanne Lmao dude. Navy people aren't immune to hypothermia 😄
@@GimbalosMorkinar you obviously didn't read his comment if that's your reply.. he said the first question, which was "I'm wondering how OWen was able to come out of nowhere all sneaky like and stop the dinosaur from eating Claire" can probably be explained away by the fact that he's ex-navy. the second question was about hypothermia and he said that was still a mystery of how he didn't get it.
@@GimbalosMorkinar... that's why he/she said that question about hypothermia is still a mystery🙄
Petition to make Doofenshmirtz a part of the Villian pub
Doof and other multiple (double, triple,...) agents should get their own pub!
Ay ay
Yes
yes
He would be too OP
Got to admit you never cease to amaze me with the amount of logic there should have been in this movie
who doesnt place the only safety parashute on a seperate seat besides your own as the sole pilot whom mostly flies alone?
💯
There is no logic when you bring dinosaurs back to life
I agree there are some thing that could have been shown but were not.
You expect everything to be logical in a sci-fi movie about genetically re-eengineered dinosaurs? Next you're going to say the xenomorphs and Godzilla should be logical.
I'm honestly surprised how most of the cast at the end, straight up survived, and only the bad guy got it like Nedry... They should gamble with those odds!
Same. I thought for sure at least one of the OGs would bite it (pun intended) especially when they show Ian distracting the gigasaur (or whatever it's called, who cares) with the flames. Thought it'd play out as a sacrifice hearkening back to the flare in the first movie. It was a fun watch but nothing matches the original.
I’d be happy with rexy dying, she should really be dead at this point
I was surprised and relieved!
@@Lee-Dixon1987 That would have been great. I am also just tired of Ian by now as well.
That same guy hired Nedry. His similar fate was more than fitting.
When Owen stuck his hand out to the dinosaur I thought "what in the How to Train Your Dragon?!?"
Same!
0:43 As Dr. Grant have stated in the original trilogy, these living dinosaurs are just “genetic monsters created to entertain the public”, while he studies original dinosaurs. Only a few dozen species are revived, while there may be hundreds more to dig. Besides, paleontologist study ancient mammals as well even though cats, horses and elephants exist today.
the makers of these films should use these videos as their guide book.
THIS IS AMAZING
The funny part is that the movie was so forgettable that I don't even remember how it actually ended. But I'm sure this will be the superior ending
I kept blacking out hile watching this. What was the movie about agin? Some "Scooby Doo" scheme of releasing a GMO locusts?
Haha it's funny because I'm sure I've seen this movie but I'm starting to question if I actually saw it because I can't remember anything
Why do sequels get trashier and trashier?
You don't need to see it to know the ending.
Bad guys get eaten/crushed. Dinos help save the good guys. Dinos are preserved. Rinse. Repeat.
I still
it ends with Dinosaurs living with the humans all over the city parks ponds etc.
Their videos are usually better than the actual movie
Fax
So true
@@noellelovespandas sorry, lol
Especially with the new Jurassic World movies
True that
It’s honestly hilarious how therizinosaurus and the giganotosaurus have perfectly fitting voices and I can’t unsee them in a different voice-
3:00 Stewie from family guy 😂😂
I literally can’t wait for Jurassic Multiverse, the next installment in this spectacular franchise, where a new group of heroes has to save reality from an intergalactic dinosaur from conquering the galaxy 🦖
It can still star Chris Pratt and they can call it Guardians of the Galaxy! Oh wait…
@@Daydream_Believer63 Garudimimus of the Galaxy?
Jurassic Space 1 is when they just get to the the moon. JS 2 is when they get to another world, and 3 is when they finally get tap into another dimension. Jurassic Multiverse is the series after that, when it crosses over with the Fast and Furious team.
Rick and Morty just did that in S6E6, except for the multiverse part.
Thano-saur?
2:11 that Ian Malcom monologue was 10/10!
It sounded just like him!
1:35 "Because we have guns."
Apparently everyone in the movie forgot this.
Been awhile since I watched the movie, but I remember there being a scene where a guy is trapped a cage or vehicle with a raptor trying to push its way towards him... and the guy has a gun in his hand that he could easily use to just blow a hole in the raptors head, but for some reason he never uses it. Instead he waits for another character to open a hatch that he can escape from.
Apparently, Spielberg himself said that no dinosaur woud be killed with guns in these movies.
@@matteomastrodomenico1231 JW had a Dimorphodon shot down by an Ingen soldier. Camp Cretaceous had Tiff shoot a Baryonx.
The whole "dangerous creature menaces humans" genre DEPENDS on basically ignoring guns.
Dinos, zombies, serial killers, non-technological aliens, werewolves... it's like having the characters drop their phones so they can't call for help, take pictures, get directions, or look up the appropriate procedure for surviving -- just something you have to do in order to have a story.
@@stevenscott2136 I'm pretty sure zombie stories almost always involve survivors using guns to get out of bad situations. Probably because those kind of characters aren't written as dumbasses.
I absolutely love the voice you gave Therizinosaurus, he sounds so sophisticated!
I'm guessing the Pyroraptor died after being starved to death and possibly hypothermia.
Such perfection. Really happy that the dilophosaurus scene was addressed.
Thanks for the Hishe. The talking Dinos humor and "I'm gonna eat you now" will never get old. Could you make a hishe for The Obi-wan show too and some of the other recent MCU shows like Moon knight,She Hulk, etc.
1:29 my biggest complaint in the movie,
Like you're about to be killed, and you have guns, used them!! 🤣🤣
same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cackled when the Therizinosaurus turned out to be the dictabird from the old Flintstones movie.
I like in the beginning how you mixed the movies theme with your own
I liked Malcoms's bit about chaos theory and "here I am talking to myself" bit like in the first movie
2:00 That is actually a really good point, Usually I don't like poking fun at these movies cause I genuinely enjoy aspects of them alot but they go out of their way too specifically say during the lab tour that they have achieved 100% pure genomes for the animals Biosyn crates supposedly, meaning there's no more need for frog DNA, which means their visual acuity would not be based on movement anymore 🤦🏼♂️
''There's more?!" Me: Lost my connection.
The best thing about Dominion is that it can be totally skipped due to Fallen Kingdom ending the series well enough to keep people's imagination flowing.
0:57 He answered this in the third film. He believes the living Dinos to be “genetically enhanced theme park monsters,” and not a true representation of the past.
Wow what a thought provoking idea, I hope we completely drop it and the dinosaurs to screw around with bugs
Bug
That's an interesting plot point you got there.
Be a shame if a certain prologue were to uh
Retcon it.
Considering JP dinos were created using genes of species all over the board, including amphibians, he's right about that.
And then Dominion's prologue retconned that.
Therizinosaurus voice is fire
lol
"There's truth in the sky, too!" Poor Alan
He remembers the Sorna Raptor from JP3.
A therizinosuarus with a British accent is something I didn’t know I needed , but now cannot live without .
No such thing as a British accent comprende?
If you hear close he sounds like stewie griffin lol
Given the original trio were coming back, I was very excited to see this film. I was picturing a story where Pratt and Howard had to go up against Neill, Dern, and Goldblum who were campaigning for the extinction of the dinosaurs to determine the dominant species on the planet. That would have been a much better film
I did hear a rumor about this plot back then. Would have been better really
I movie where the T. rex turns purple and starts singing “I love you, you love me” would have been better than this.
Oh god. Yes.
As someone who hasn't watched the movie, I can confirm that this is better.
As someone who has watched the movie, I can also confirm that this is better
Same
Same
As someone who hasn’t watched the movie, I can confirm the political ads I had to watch beforehand were better than this movie.
Oh you lucky duck! Your assumption is correct!
Not only is this parody a piece of art, it’s actually talking about the problems and fixing all of them.
Yes, that's what Hishe parodies usually do...
I really love the voices of the dinosaurs, especially the Giganotosaurus and Therizinosaurs. Also fits them very well
Beta's reaction to getting a sister was the most heartwarming thing HISHE has done in awhile.
but but but, you do realize how dangerous it is to leave the mother and the baby dinosaur into the wild. i was shocked to see that, cuz they’ll keep multiplying and destroy the whole ecosystem in no time!
Yeah
@@kabir09999 the entire time watching the film I was thinking the same thing. Just imagine 10 years down the line when a pack of asexually reproducing blue find a cattle farm or an undefended human town.
@@switchplayer1016 Chill. Population control can come later. There are only two of them now. When they become a pest, that's when all the guns are coming out.
@@kabir09999
This is a movie. Blue will most likely get a job to support her kids...herselves...
I think HISHE guys truly enjoyed making this video... 😂😂😂
loved the captions in 0:39 saying “distant plumberlike screaming” 😂
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🤣💀 I'm like what the fridge bro
Because he voiced Mario in the movie
2:37 when you in a crowded space
The funniest part is when Owen uses his hand signal and the dinosaurs don’t realize 😂
This op^^^ sooo damn funny
3:16 ..that the best part of the video!
“Ok I’m gonna eat you now”
“Yes I knowAHH”
That was bloody BRILLIANT!
Don’t forget that cut off “AAH-“
@@superdinotv3298 Done
Best part 💀
The therizinosaurus didn't even try to avoid it
@@dustinvalerio9741 Well the theri didn’t stand a chance, so ye.
I absolutely love this, especially with how true all these endings are, also 3:07 since we never see what happens after the fight and never see the Theri again after that scene, in my head cannon this is what happened lol
tbh irl therizinosaurs can possibly kill trexes
BUT REXY GOT PLOT ARMOUR SO THIS CHICKEN GETTING FRIED
and i probably triggered tons of theri fans
@@mrcherryhasgonemadyt9413 Well the thing is, Theris were prey by nature, and their claws are too heavy to be very practical in combat.
So as much as I love the chicken of doom, it ain't surviving a big ol predator like the Rex.
@@derpcade The idea that Theri couldnt use its claws as weapons too well was disproven (granted after you made this comment) and there is no showing of Therizinosaurus having been preyed upon
the video is really interesting, it makes me fall in love, thank you guys, looking forward to you making more videos
4:12 this guy right here is the real hero of the movie
I admit it...I did like Dominion...but I LOVED this more 😂
HISHE never misses!
Me too.
This is awesome, your animations are incredibly outstanding. Keep up the awesome work.
At 1:15 I really thought there was a ‘play icon’ in the middle of the screen 😊
Wow ☺️
The part with blue and the second kid was hilarious, I'm surprised that didn't happen for real.
It's a shame they didn't investigate their sponsor.
Hahahaha...
LegalEagle for the win
1:28 Thank YOU! This is what gets me so angry sometimes about the Jurassic Park movies, they either have guns but don't use them properly, or don't have guns and make no effort to find other types of weapons. This is what I really like about Jurassic World. They actually used a lot of guns against the Indominus Rex, and the bullets were often deflected by the Rex's bony back plates, or it simply tanked the hits. Therefore the Indominus felt more threatening because instead of relying on the stupidity of the humans to not use guns, they did use guns in order to develop a proper dangerous antagonist.
I guess starting from Dominion, they started to be afraid of using guns. I remember one of Wheatley's mercs at least still have the guts to shoot Blue, while being pounced by her
They used non lethals in world
@@abdielmartinez6964 List of lethal weapons used off the top of my head: Combat shotgun, M4s, grenade launcher, Owen's Marlin 45-70 lever-gun, Mini-gun mounted on helicopter, Revolver (Barry almost shot blue with it). So plenty of lethals man.
The original at least made sense with that. The one with the gun gets outsmarted and flanked. The rest are office workers and visitors.
At the same time, others pointed out how the Indominus Rex’s initial escape seemed to rely on some character stupidity too and could have been executed better. For example, if the Indominus Rex had clawed out the tracking implant before escaping the enclosure, rather than afterwards, it could better explain why the staff did not just immediately use the tracker to find out she was still in there.
This literally made more sense and was more humorous than the actual movie itself.
Beta having Blue's voice was just GOLD💙
3:11
Seriously Theri has claws and he managed to defend himself from the Giga for sometime and T Rex is already injured, so.....
That fight could've gone either way, as T Rex was badly injured but Theri was perfectly fine.
Realistically Trex would stomp Theri.
The HISHE is taking that into account.
AAHHHHHH...
Not completly true cause one or 2 of theris claws fell of in the movie
Oh I've been waiting for this. Loved the hand signal doesn't work on untrained animals parts and the flamethrower part especially lmao.
1:41 - 1:44 Her entire character summed up perfectly.
Ironic how she's a damsel in distress in an age where women are constantly represented as "tough" and "strong" and "brave" in films and TV
3:32 Oh yeah, Blue is part monitor lizard. They are capable of partnero...genecists?
I-
Personally, I think the Theri and Rexy not fighting actually made a lot of sense. Both of them, Rexy especially, are both tired from the battle against the Giga, and so they don’t want to risk further injury. They’re animals, and they don’t want to risk death if they’re tired and aren’t in need of a fight.
But they ate still very aggressive and territorial, especially T. Rex. It wouldn't like another animal being in its territory. This happens a lot with modern animals, too. Even after a big fight with another animal, the first animal would rather defend its territory from another instead of letting it stay there. The T. Rex as far as we've seen, never met the therizinosaurus.
To the T. Rex, it would seem as much as a threat as the giganotosaurus. It wouldn't care that it unintentionally helped it kill the other animal. It may be tired, but instinct dominates these creatures, so it wouldn't care. Plus, the movies have shown that this T. Rex can handle A LOT! Even more than a real T. Rex.
0:49 the little comp 😂
The Therizinosaurus' voice had me on the floor 😂
4:25 to be honest, that was unexpected
Finally!! I've been waiting for this one for months.
NOBODY ASKED FOR BUGS!!!
ThANK YOU FINALLY THIS HAS UPLOADED
This was wonderful! I'm in the group that actually loves the movie , and this was absolutely what I needed.
As I say, you've made a Jurassic Work!!!
0:26 Dreamworks How to train your dragons only for dragons not dinosaurs.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way he screamed 💀💀💀💀
It'll be like How To Train your dinosaur of some sort.
2:03 Actually some studies say that the Giganotasaurs didn’t have good eyesight so the “Don’t move” strategy would probably work, not nitpicking, just wanted to point it out 👍
i was not expecting the giga to have that voice, that caught me off guard
I LOVE the Therizinosaurus‘s voice and accent🤣
Honestly, having the ending show that Blue had another child during the adventure would have been extra heart warming
I actually wondered if there was another egg in the nest on that school bus, but watching the scene again there was only the one
The Jeff Goldblum voice is perfect.
1:04 Exactly!! Seriously with Hands! It's a movie and Owen is the hero and that's why he didn't get eaten!! It didn't work for Vic Hoskins in Jurassic World why should it work for Owen in Dominion with Dinosaurs he has no relation to? also Maisie was almost unbearable in this story.
Title: SERIOUSLY?!?! Hands DON'T work on every dinosaur!!
4:19
OMG That felt good. Thanks HISHE!
0:38
😂 Plumberlike screaming
Also Therizinosaurus being resigned to his fate at the end was hilarious.
1:40 Roar Sound of Nanotyrannus
2:48 what!? Yes they can
It depends on what dinosaur they are.then! they can’t
@@novastar6229 well I believe these ones can
@@brandonharris7516 they can carnivores and herbivores can actually team up and be friends so yeah that’s true
@@novastar6229 I knew it
Title: Dinosaurs don't team up. Dinosaurs: HUZZAH!!!! (YEAH, BOIIIIIIIII...)
Mario: “It's okay Luigi, I can-a tame this Dinosaur with my hands!”
Yoshi: *eats Mario*
(muffled plumber-like screaming)
YES! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR 4 MONTHS FOR THIS!! YOU JUST MADE MY DAY!! THANK YOU!!
Me too
I’ve been asking them to make this
YO ETHAN WHAT’S UP MAN?!
I’M SUBSCRIBED!
@@boyanduke23 NOTHING MUCH!! WHO ARE YOU
That Established Titles thing didn't age very well. But EVERYTHING ELSE about your HISHE videos sure has! Love you all! Keep up the AWESOME work! (Can I have a job?)
2:43 the JW edit makers NEED to know this.
What a wholesome yet strange way to end with blue and her offsprings
I love how this completely ignored the locust.
See the post-credits
I got a request. Can you make a new video about Morbius which is called “How Morbius Should Have Ended”, please? I would love to see what Morbius should have ended
Ahhh feels good to be back on the good old days Jurassic world franchise
This sponsorship did not age well
It started off as poison and has not changed with age. Every channel should do their due diligence with sponsors. Especially one with 10 million subscribers.
lol sponsorblock ftw
Finally, this is something that I’ve been waiting for a very long time ever since the Spider-Man No Way Home HISHE video and even Thor Love and Thunder one and I honestly enjoy this more than the actual movie in my opinion.
As always they’ve made another amazing video
End of the movie "Yea Dinosaurs can live alongside the normal world, totally."
0:38 the subtitles say "(distant plumberlike screaming)" 😂😂😂
We need more HISHE nowadays
Better than the actual movie
Same here
Everything this channel does is better than most of the actual movies
That therizinosaurus was perfect
Really
There’s a hidden world known as the Savage Lands in the Marvel universe. Imagine all the dinosaurs going there.
3:44 disappointed to not see darth vader
A SISTER!!!
YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO??,WE HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE!!”-Darth Vader hishe
Hello from France Daniel. I discovered your channel a few years ago, and it is largely with it that I learned to speak English. Thank you again for continuing to make me laugh for years with HISHE. Hoping that you continue to make us laugh for a long time.
See you next time ! 🤟🏻✌️❤
THE THERIZINOSAURUS WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY