It's meant for warfare, can you take out 20 guys at once by yourself ? If you had a gun with the laser and the Indoraptor at your side that wouldn't be a problem. I doubt you can do it alone.
Derek Lopez But you have to point the laser at one target at a time still time consuming it’s much easier to point a regular gun and transport a buttload of ammo than a dinosaur
@@dinodavid5315 I did some thinking on how to make a dinosour atleast somewhat useful in war and the I-raptor was about AZ a downgrade in many ways as it has even less armor and it appears to have lost its active camo
@Acnologia120now tell us where you're gonna hide the indoraptor for you to aim the laser. Much less hasle than carrying a gun now is it, also for the Indo Raptor's price you can get a 4 Abrams Tanks, which is more useful than a Prehistoric Attack Dog.
Jurassic Park. (Dr. Grant and the kids climbing the perimeter fence) Dr. Grant: ok, kids climb over the top....(T-rex right behind them) T-rex: I'm surprised you guys got this far ahead of me. I was in front of you when I ate that galimimus. Plus, I can smell my prey for 10 miles, and you just heard me roar in the distance ok, I'm gonna eatcha now. Dr. Grant and kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
"who's gonna transport a dinosaur, aim the laser at the target and say wait for my signal dinosaur, when your already aiming the gun, I just gotta go POW! done!" This man is a genius.
Moreover its a HIGHLY dangerous dinosaur. It needs to be in a cage. What are they gonna do? Bringing either cage/collar then drag the dinos around? Then awkwardly released em?
@@3takoyakis And what's to stop it from turning on its owner because a) a laser gets pointed at *them*, or b) because it's a WILD ANIMAL and so is extremely unpredictable
The branchiosauruses in this movie were like the old crying ladies who only show up in funerals. They were there in the 2 sad parts of movie making those sad sounding cries
SwordsmanMercenary this isn’t real life, we’ve seen how dangerous it can be to hunt and deal with Dino’s, sure some Dino’s like the T. rex would be easy to capture but smaller ones, and ones that stay in the Forrest, not so much. Also the Dino’s used as weapons were only the genetically modified ones that were resistant to guns, Dino’s as weapons would work, you’d just need to be able to control them, which is what they were trying to achieve with the prototype, once they got a working one, they could have weapons that breed, you just gotta feed them, and with improved control methods, you don’t need to be close to give the kill command
Well in their defense: Fallen Kingdom did add more practical effects and have better scares than the first Jurassic World like fans asked for...it's just a shame the plot was awful. So some things were learned, just not enough.
@The Favs Technically they bring book original plot in previous movie and pointed out that those are mutants with birds being real ones, but who really care?
How did y'all miss the most obvious alternate ending of all? At the end they could have just opened the doors to the facility with the dinos in it and vented the poison gas.... WITHOUT LETTING THE DINOS OUT OF THEIR CAGES.
Opening the door would release SOME gas, but it’s not like there’s a giant fan just laying around. All the gas would just stay in there, and by the time it WOULD slowly leave... The Dinosaurs would all be dead.
Awesome. Though I'm surprised that you didn't do the massive plot whole at the end of the movie: **spoilers** The dinosaurs are going to die from the gas. The characters have a control panel with two buttons, one to open the dinosaurs' cages, the other opens the big door to the outside world. Wanting to save the dinosaurs from the gas, the characters let them out of their cages and then go through a massive moral quandary over whether or not to open the big door, letting the dinosaurs move out of the gas, but out into the world. Yet no one was smart enough to just open the external door and let the gas vent out, with the dinosaurs still in their cages.
That's a small plot hole, though. Gas could have just stay long enough, without any strong current or such, to just kill them, even if the doors are open. They are on an underground facility, after all. The real plot hole is the one with the weapons. "Oh, no, the dinosaurs are free, humanity will go extint as in that apes movie." Some writers live in the 19th century and forgot we have nuclear weapons and worse.
The dinosaurs will get everywhere though so nukes would risk human death, and the escaped animals are just part of the problem, another is the implications that now everyone's got access to the genetic power and they will mess around with it thinking they are in control. This is kind of the overarching theme of Jurassic Park, the arrogance and greed of man.
We won't even need guns. There is a reason animals that large have not showed up again, earth's modern environment does not support the enormous amount of daily energy they need. No need to fight them, just let them die out on their own.
Lava gets inches away from Owen while he's immobilized. He should have caught fire long before it even got that close. Then later bits of lava drip onto a Baryonix's head and neck, which should have incapacitated or killed the thing. Lava is actually pretty damn hot.
Not only is lava hot, but it's incredibly heavy as well. Even though it's liquid, it's still basically rock matter so... The Baryonyx should've had its skull crushed even before the lava caused burns.
@@michaellyden2580 there supposedly was a scene where raptors snuck aboard the ship and ate the crew, but it was cut out the film and bc of that the plot is all disjointed and makes no sense
I just cheacked to see what they showed. They don´t show the Mosasaur swallow or crush the sub. But if we are to atleast assume it does what any creature whould do then I think it crushed it.
Another one could have been the Indoraptor about to enter Maisie’s room and then realizes that it’s already outside and can just go into the wild instead of just getting some little girl.
@@ismaelgingles9409lol , like armored vehicles are much harder than a dinosaur can chew threw. Also all it would take is some high caliber guns and indo rap is done
Suggestions for part 2: Owen gets eaten while still paralyzed, Ripper eats the little girl instead of stroking her hair, old man calls the police instead of trying to make bad guy turn himself in, Rexy kills Ripper, but most importantly: Ripper becomes the girl's pet when he's in the room.
Favorite scene: Owen: Hey if I had a laser pointing at your chest, would you eat yourself? Indoraptor: I guess I never really thought about that (blast) Indor: No no no no no no no no no no no no no numb
I love the voice acting for the indo. "Well hello, welcome to my mouth" "Oh, just get over here now. I'm so mad. I'm never gonna stop" "*smacks lips*Ok I'm gonna eat you now"
Brine LAD because the indiraptor is actually smart. Even if he did start biting himself he would feel the pain after the first bite and stop immediately.
@@ssjgarfield I just wish Wheatley could have heard it when I said it. But back then I didn't know how to speak in a way humans could understand. But fortunately, I've learned how to talk in an understandable way. I love the fear in the humans' faces when I change from savage growls to perfect English.
@@morganyoung3557 Haha you know that particular Brachi was not just any random dino right. Directors confirmed that Brachi was the very same one Dr. Grant and Ellie saw when they were introduced to Jurassic Park
The director felt that the very same dino that introduced us with Jurassic Park should be the same dino that gives us a final farewell to Jurassic Park
“Beg for your pardon, did you know that raptors can smell for a mile away, so how far should I be to know where you are hmmm?” “Ok im gonna eat you now.” - The most educated raptor in the universe !!!
Subarno Siraji unless she quickly found land where there are other sources of food she can find, Blue is very smart so she would probably find a way to get to land quickly.
Well, if the gun is empty, the indoraptor could be useful. But considering how much work it would take to transport the beast, you might as well pack additional ammunition.
Indoraptors could be useful in low tech conflicts. With some eggs a militant force could raise the dinosaurs and use them to attack a fortified position. They would cause panic and confusion which an attacking force could take advantage of. Give them even a little bit of protection from gun fire and it would magnify their effectiveness. Against a modern military they'd be worse than useless, but most conflicts don't involve a modern military. They could become a type of ghetto tank that only needs food and water instead of mechanical maintenance.
Ken Mathis I’m pretty sure if someone was to attack a fortified position they’d most likely bring some sort of heavy weapon and the dinosaurs would be a bit counter intuitive, they’d kill everyone including the good guys and civilians, you can’t tell a tiger not to attack you
No we would not, anyone who has served know dinosaurs would stand no chance against even small arm fire not even going to include higher caliber rifles. Some civilians would of course die, mostly the unarmed people but it would be dealt with in a matter of days. Raptors may be fast but not fast enough. You have to make a lot of plot holes to get people to die in these movies. Bring in military units, NV or thermal scopes, helicopters, drones and it's just a slaughter fest. We would be having dinosaur steaks by the end of the week. By the way the book ends with a battalion coming in and doing just that.
They always where, you have to create so many plot holes just to make these movies work. Even the first movie based on the book had to have only a few people left on the island. ROFL I have worked thru a hurricane and no we did not just leave our duty post. We hunkered down when it had passed started dealing with the damage.
@@alexcardosa8079 welcome back from planet COD.. 2 raptors? no biggie, 2 million? your dead.. even an ar 15 can have a hard time with a lion, cause you know, they don't die from one shot.. there is also a good reason, why guns for hunting elefants have such high calibers.. and everything exept firearms will probably do more damage to us than it would to the dinosaurs so yes, maybe you better just restart your cod match..
i like to imagine that after the soldiers killed the trex they were like soldier: you all right lion! lion: yea how about you, you all right soldier: yea
What I never understood is why the lion just stood there and roared back at the T Rex. A real lion would run. Most animals would. It's basic survival instincts.
I also liked this *much* better than the movie. It's funny but seriously, this is actually showing the stupidities in the film. Finally I found someone (the maker(s) of this video) who actually cares about realisticness - like me. Not that the I-raptor would eat itself cos of that laser pointing on it but it was funny and followed the film logic greatly.
It was in a child's bedroom where it was at a severe disadvantage blue was smaller therefore she could move around quite easier plus she was a lot more experienced with things like him
@@janniepate5533 Did you see how big that room was? And just what did she fights that was similar to me? She barely distracted Indy, and Rexy was the one that did all the work.
@@janniepate5533 room wa very big enough for the info to kick blue a good the distance also the fact that blue wasnt severely injured form that blue had heavy plot armor
Nom nom nom! Love you, HISHE! Thanks for letting me play!
Is it the indoraptor?
EpicVoiceGuy
Hi! John Bailey.
Hi EpicVoiceGuy
Was that you as Dr. Ian Malcolm, or were you the Indoraptor?
Hello optimus prime
I love how the Indoraptor agrees with the buyers about how pointless the gun idea is.
It's meant for warfare, can you take out 20 guys at once by yourself ? If you had a gun with the laser and the Indoraptor at your side that wouldn't be a problem. I doubt you can do it alone.
Derek Lopez a gun is still a gun dawg no need for a dinosaur unless its a nuke bomb lol.
@@dereklopez9060 twenty guys can still at least kill that one guy , if not the indo raptor
Derek Lopez
But you have to point the laser at one target at a time still time consuming it’s much easier to point a regular gun and transport a buttload of ammo than a dinosaur
Same and when the indoraptor eats hiself :_
The best part was that Blue was considerate enough to save the Brachiosaurus
I don't know about considerate....it's a long trip to the mainland, after all. 🍔🐊🍔
It needs a snack
The fact the Brachiosaurus is from the first movie
Ha lol, but yeah. She probably wants a snack, also. It’s a apatosaurus not a brachiosaurus
@@trashcan3537 No, its actually a brachi
It's actually so obvious when someone points it out
Replace the dinosaurs with dolphins or crabs and its a shite movie
It's actually so obvious if you even watched the film
On that note theres these other people now cloning dinosaurs.
Thats the real danger here.
plot twist, the genetic template they took cloned the girl instead, and the first clone now have to face an existential issue with many clones of her
@@kennethsatria6607 dinosaurs cant be cloned
the dna is degraded
you cannot take it
2:48 I like how Indo realizes how illogical his purpose as a weapon was and agrees with the customer.
🤣😂😂😂😂
Only way I can see that being useful is if the target has armor to thick to penatrate with a gun but that's what grenades and RPGs are for.
It is meant for high tech military weapons or something, but fr, it is pointless
@@dinodavid5315 I did some thinking on how to make a dinosour atleast somewhat useful in war and the I-raptor was about AZ a downgrade in many ways as it has even less armor and it appears to have lost its active camo
@Acnologia120now tell us where you're gonna hide the indoraptor for you to aim the laser. Much less hasle than carrying a gun now is it, also for the Indo Raptor's price you can get a 4 Abrams Tanks, which is more useful than a Prehistoric Attack Dog.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING THE BRACHIOSAURUS!!!!
You know it was her travel meal.😂
That was the same one from the original movie too
She only saved it for a boat snack
Yes!
@@thetallman9531 blue would die if she attacked that thing.
"Take em out"
"To dinner?"
That moment was epic
radha bansal yeah, that was hilarious.
“Well hello! Welcome to my mouth!” *nom nom nom*
"That just sounds like murder with extra steps"
at least with a bullet, ANYONE could have fired a gun, with a dinosaur, we know WHO is responsible
Sounds like a line from Rick and Morthy
RideMyLighting It is.
Ooh-la-la, someone’s gonna’ get laid in college!
How does no one get the rick and morty reference.
Indoraptor: Genetically engineered to dominate military engagements
Also Indoraptor: Struggles to find three people in a dark room
He has echolocation and highly trained sense of smell
So wdym he had trouble finding them
Another clue the JP scientists have either lied their faces off or grossly overestimated their ability to play God.
They mentioned it that
It's a freakin prototype not the actual one
@@mimicproduction3814 was about to say, it’s not the finished product, it’s not gonna be what they described
@@scrp6638 it definitely was what they describe but it wasn't perfect
If you're pointing a gun, why not just use the gun instead of the dinosaur?
"We don't do that here."
Because guns don't kill people! When you point a gun at someone, they just die by magic. Or dinosaur.
@BROOKE HARVILL I hate when jokes go over pepole s heads
Yep...LOL!
Dude damn right 👍
Grant Cooper maybe if its bulletproof
I really loved the voice given to Blue and Indoraptor.
Preethish Nandi same me 2
Same
@@GamerSnake2009 yes
Beg your pardon.
I love how the indoraptor is so polite
Just like the indominus rex
They teach him so well...
Phạm Chung Hiếu we genetically created dinosaurs are designed to use proper etiquette.
and flamboyan
Nope he's dead
You forgot to mention that Owen broke the GyroSphere glass with a bullet even though in the first movie they said it was bulletproof
Omg Ikr lol
Lol
oh yeh
it was older though I don't know if that would change anything
Well, technically, bulletproof glass is only bulletproof to a point.
0:29 I’m surprised that they didn’t use this opportunity to do a Blue’s Clues joke.
I was hoping for it
The Indo is by far the best character
"This would go great with some brachiosaurus"
😂😂
No way, I was trying to comfort her...
:’(
I don't know why I laughed so hard at that part😂😂😂
Indominus Rex: "Okay, I'm gonna eat you now."
Indoraptor: "Mmkay, I'm gonna eat you now."
The grand sequal to before
*long live that line*
Hahahahahahaha😆😆😆😆
Jurassic Park.
(Dr. Grant and the kids climbing the perimeter fence)
Dr. Grant: ok, kids climb over the top....(T-rex right behind them)
T-rex: I'm surprised you guys got this far ahead of me. I was in front of you when I ate that galimimus. Plus, I can smell my prey for 10 miles, and you just heard me roar in the distance ok, I'm gonna eatcha now.
Dr. Grant and kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
"who's gonna transport a dinosaur, aim the laser at the target and say wait for my signal dinosaur, when your already aiming the gun, I just gotta go POW! done!"
This man is a genius.
Moreover its a HIGHLY dangerous dinosaur. It needs to be in a cage. What are they gonna do? Bringing either cage/collar then drag the dinos around? Then awkwardly released em?
@@3takoyakis And what's to stop it from turning on its owner because a) a laser gets pointed at *them*, or b) because it's a WILD ANIMAL and so is extremely unpredictable
I guess in order to find Blue, we'll have to follow, *Blue's Clues*
* * Mic Drop * *
Lol
Target Cube Productions lmao genius
Just YES!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
CHILDHOOD MEMORIES EVERYWHERE! Thank you!
*indoorraptor•
*outdoorraptor*
Also red laser and indoraptor = cat.
CATTORAPTOR!
Genius
Doggoraptor
I love the detail that Blue saves the branchiosaurus
Justice for them. That scene made me cry and the dino only had 10 seconds of screen time.
That is the only the scene in the movie that conveyed any emotion to me tbh
The branchiosauruses in this movie were like the old crying ladies who only show up in funerals. They were there in the 2 sad parts of movie making those sad sounding cries
Fede Krauch My problem with that scene is that brachiosaurus have long necks so they can walk the ocean
Kenn Cansino the ocean is often over 1 km deep
“Would you eat yourself” “Hmm never thought about that” “CHOMP CHOMP”
Cannibalism on steroids 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
the dinosaur voice acting is just about my favourite thing right now
Yay! The brachiosaurus lived!😄
What your Instagram?
Helena Rosno oh yeah !!!
Until he was shot by the Dino squad.
I know I got happy when I saw the brachiosaurus on the boat 🦕I didn’t have to tear up anymore.
Yaaay !
“Take them out.”
“Like to dinner?”
“I mean, in a way, yeah.”
BRUH
True that but their not the ones who gonna eat
True
Hello welcome to my mouth
Ahhhh eat her
We watched the vid
Maisie: "I let them out, because they're like me."
*cut to Maisie in prison, the cell door slamming shut*
And an indoraptor saying, "Well, hello! Welcome to my mouth! I bet you'd go great with some brachiosaurus!"
3:36 that is the most greatest question ever
Yes
And you. Have the most worstest grammar
Jordan P. Just stop
Grammars good very
I kinda really wanna know now
She protecc
She attacc
But last of all she saves the Bracc
She Protecc
She attecc
And Last She Saves The Bracc..
Is a she
Droppin facc
You had 665 likes and I turned it into 666. your welcome
Boat snacc
No worries we got this giant buzzsaw in our submarine
Elliott The Animator How the Meg Should’ve also Ended
I know you!
It would not swallow the sub whole though
Ooooooooh yes
But all the wiring would've been crushed when the mosasaurus closed its mouth and started chewing
That Indo-Raptor laser bit was GOLD I couldn't stop laughing 😂 😂😂😂
Yup, guns would kill dinos in real life. Also dinos are impractical weapons in the modern age.
just say dinosaurs are an open trophy to any hunters and they’ll kill all of them
ohh then instead of create another theme park, let's make a hunt dinos's island.
closed within a week due to game extinction
SwordsmanMercenary this isn’t real life, we’ve seen how dangerous it can be to hunt and deal with Dino’s, sure some Dino’s like the T. rex would be easy to capture but smaller ones, and ones that stay in the Forrest, not so much.
Also the Dino’s used as weapons were only the genetically modified ones that were resistant to guns, Dino’s as weapons would work, you’d just need to be able to control them, which is what they were trying to achieve with the prototype, once they got a working one, they could have weapons that breed, you just gotta feed them, and with improved control methods, you don’t need to be close to give the kill command
@@thestargateking
Indominous rex was immune to machine gun fire and even a rpg.
"Well hello, welcome to my mouth"
This is what I say every time I eat 😂
Lady RessesPuffs also a good pickup line...
hmmmm...
@@robertdevito5001 😂 godlike comment!
These are still being MADE?! I LOVED THESE!!!
I can't wait for more, subscribed now!
Where u been hiding out man? These things are LEGIT
RJWaynerium that one came out years ago lmao
3:26 I just love what he says the way he said it
Mmkay.
‘Like, on a date?’ Nice Ant-man reference
or, you know, thousands of other movies :)
but he says for dinner tho...
HAHHAHAHHAAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA i dont get it :p
"I understood that reference..."
I'm glad you gave the indorapter a voice
damn furries... xD
The movie would've been better if it had actually learned to say a few English words, given how they were trying to give it a personality.
But isn't indoraptor female?
Discord I'M NOT
bubblefish17 no Ripper isn't
🎶Jurassic World! We don’t learn from our mistakes! 🎶
Well, outside the fact that Dinosaurs didn't really extinct on the first place..
🎶Let's all laugh at an industry
that never learns anything! Tee hee hee!🎶
*basically*
Well in their defense: Fallen Kingdom did add more practical effects and have better scares than the first Jurassic World like fans asked for...it's just a shame the plot was awful. So some things were learned, just not enough.
@The Favs
Technically they bring book original plot in previous movie and pointed out that those are mutants with birds being real ones, but who really care?
Indorapter: well hello, welcome to my mouth
Owen: ahh, eat her
Claire: ahh
How did y'all miss the most obvious alternate ending of all? At the end they could have just opened the doors to the facility with the dinos in it and vented the poison gas.... WITHOUT LETTING THE DINOS OUT OF THEIR CAGES.
Mozart the Meerkitten crazy scientists lady wanted to free the creatures
@@themopeyzebraofficial6335 Actually it was the little girl that freed the dinosaurs.
@@flameshock1013 They're alive, like me. Hey, moron! You have a niche in the environment, they don't!
There was 1 big red button to open the door, obviously someone would press it.
Opening the door would release SOME gas, but it’s not like there’s a giant fan just laying around. All the gas would just stay in there, and by the time it WOULD slowly leave... The Dinosaurs would all be dead.
Awesome.
Though I'm surprised that you didn't do the massive plot whole at the end of the movie:
**spoilers**
The dinosaurs are going to die from the gas. The characters have a control panel with two buttons, one to open the dinosaurs' cages, the other opens the big door to the outside world. Wanting to save the dinosaurs from the gas, the characters let them out of their cages and then go through a massive moral quandary over whether or not to open the big door, letting the dinosaurs move out of the gas, but out into the world.
Yet no one was smart enough to just open the external door and let the gas vent out, with the dinosaurs still in their cages.
That's a small plot hole, though. Gas could have just stay long enough, without any strong current or such, to just kill them, even if the doors are open. They are on an underground facility, after all. The real plot hole is the one with the weapons. "Oh, no, the dinosaurs are free, humanity will go extint as in that apes movie." Some writers live in the 19th century and forgot we have nuclear weapons and worse.
The dinosaurs will get everywhere though so nukes would risk human death, and the escaped animals are just part of the problem, another is the implications that now everyone's got access to the genetic power and they will mess around with it thinking they are in control. This is kind of the overarching theme of Jurassic Park, the arrogance and greed of man.
We won't even need guns. There is a reason animals that large have not showed up again, earth's modern environment does not support the enormous amount of daily energy they need.
No need to fight them, just let them die out on their own.
If there's one thing JPOG site b mode has taught me, it's that you can barely keep the darn Brachiosaurus alive with only one feeder.
they can just kill dinosaurs cause there is less carnivors than herbs the guys said they brought back 18 speices
4:22
Swat: It's down! You okay Mufasa?
Lion: Perfectly.
Swat: Good, we need you alive so you can die in the Lion King.
Mufasa: Wait, what?
Long Live the king
Spoiler alert lmao
David Blaire That movie was made in like 1994, not really a spoiler if a movie is many decades ago.
Hey blue should you be looking for another raptor since your the last one
T BAYS No, these scientist can just create another velociraptor, I ain’t bouncing with rippers dead body or indy’s skeleton.
" *FIRE!!* "
" owwww...... rude "
" *Oh Welcome Back To* _Normal World_ "
3:30 “this would go great with some brachiosaurus” I’m dying 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃hi
Kulahog hi👩🏻🎤🇺🇸🇱🇷🏳️🌈🤖👾👱🏼♀️👩🏽👨🎤🇰🇮🇲🇾🇲🇱🇳🇿🇳🇮🇳🇴
That was too funny! 😂
RAPTOR TRAINER OPEN UP! also those overused emojis are cancer
Kulahog you lean 3:33
Give that dinosaur voice actor a million dollars
Bruh money does not grow on trees
Sim
1:57 THE INDORAPTOR'S EYEBROW
“Advanced weapon system”
*eyebrow twitches*
I love the Indorapter's interactions: "Say 'Hello' to my mouth!"
Hilarious stuff, well done, HISHE!
Lava gets inches away from Owen while he's immobilized. He should have caught fire long before it even got that close. Then later bits of lava drip onto a Baryonix's head and neck, which should have incapacitated or killed the thing. Lava is actually pretty damn hot.
Owen has the lava ground
Not only is lava hot, but it's incredibly heavy as well. Even though it's liquid, it's still basically rock matter so... The Baryonyx should've had its skull crushed even before the lava caused burns.
Lava plot armor
MercuryAlphaInc there wasn’t that much lava on its head. Sure it’s brain would’ve cooked but it wasn’t so much that it was heavy enough to be crushed
At least Blue saved the Brachiosaurus. Thank God!
KGrove94 ikr I cried at that part in the movie... no shame either that was so sad
@@Xavier-ee6zg agreed
@@Xavier-ee6zg same
Yup
Needs a snack for the trip after all and that things a lot of munching
3:33 "this would go great with some brachiosaurus"
Goldy Shinmar NOPE
LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goldy Shinmar how does he lnow what that is?
Brachiosaurus is my favorite dinosaur don't let the indoraptor eat it!
King. k bomb it died in the saddest way
0:56 Jurassic Park: The Lost World
Reference lol
Tn tn mini īlp
P
@@janetbahena6079 what?
Brachiosaurus:*cow noises*
They never did fully explain what happened on that ship to San Diego, did they?
@@michaellyden2580 there supposedly was a scene where raptors snuck aboard the ship and ate the crew, but it was cut out the film and bc of that the plot is all disjointed and makes no sense
Your Right Volcanic Ash is Hot
Really Hot...👌
This Volcanic Ash is on FIRE!🔥🔥🔥
Hot enought to boil all the water in your body and carbonize your tissues and transforming you into a piece of rock.
But is it hotter than Chris Pratt? I think NOT!
n THICC
Just like in Pompey
1:54 that whole scene was funny asf😂😂
I know it was so funny how the guy made the roar 2:43
That’s actually logical
The Indoraptor also agreed with the investors. You can see it nod along with what they're saying.
@AmitavManas Nothing the ordinary gun cant do. Besides,destroy machines? Tank is a machine,do you think it can destroy it?
Yeah that’s a good point
At least the brachiosaurus escaped :)
A Ruddy Duck True. But it’s stuck on a boat with carnivores and a raptor driving the boat. I would be cheering for its survival come dinner time.
"Oh no, dinosaurs are on the loose! Whatever will we do?!"
Barret .50, Mk 19, and tanks: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
Ikr lol
Hello welcome to my barrel
Schwerer Gustav to the rescue!
DUDE THE BUZZSAW THING IS LEGIT!! I said that in the theater too xD I mean the Damn thing doesnt chew its food so I dont see the issue xD
May be they got crushed in the mouth.
They were crushed not eaten alive
Yea the mosausoraus doesn’t hold the submarine in its mouth the moasausoraus would literally crush the submarine
I think they were instant killed with the bite of that thing.
I just cheacked to see what they showed. They don´t show the Mosasaur swallow or crush the sub. But if we are to atleast assume it does what any creature whould do then I think it crushed it.
“This is a bust...”
Darren Cross walks in, “WHO WANTS GOOP GUNS?!”
Wyatt Rose YES!
HAHAHA HA HA?
Lel
hahahaha...exactly what I thought...
I was thinking that too
Thank you HISHE for saving Little Foot's mom
Isn't littlefoot's mum and apata...... forget it this is now the canon version of the story.
vcam83 Land Before Time Reference
pretty sure only his grandparents were alive back then :O
but blue can't drive so she ends up sinking the boat and they both die
Little Foot is an apatosaurus
Another one could have been the Indoraptor about to enter Maisie’s room and then realizes that it’s already outside and can just go into the wild instead of just getting some little girl.
2:20 😂😂i never realised that when i was watching the movie
Same here😂 To be fair we’re looking at the active antagonist for the first time and he looks terrifying
I was thinking Maybe you can use it if you run out of ammo
@@endtrooper974 great minds think alike
Gun > Dinosaur
I mean, it could work in a covert ambush
finally jurassic world fallen kingdom !! i'v been waiting for this video for ages !
Months
Same
Me too bro
jurassic age?
Fallen kingdom? Isn't that the minecraft music video?
Haha why does blue sounds like Marge Simpson? 😂
Lol I can't unhear that anymore
Idk XDD
Ikhlaas Mj has
Lol
Hahaha she does sound like her
Dude actually is right about the laser thing
Also, I love how polite the indoraptor was before obloterating its prey.😂
The laser gun one has me dying lol
I honestly don't know if I caught that plot hole during the movie. Now I can't unknow it. So Happy!!!!
Me too
Owen:points lasergun at indoraptor
Indoraptor:*self implodes*
I mean it would good for taking out groups of targets or armor vehicles like jeaps or tanks. So the laser target is pretty cool design
@@ismaelgingles9409lol , like armored vehicles are much harder than a dinosaur can chew threw. Also all it would take is some high caliber guns and indo rap is done
"Mmmkay I'm gonna eat you now" xD I die every time, literally
No you dont
Oh my god a ghost just type a comment!! Aaaahhhh
@@msspocalypse6612 Worry not! I'll use a dark type comment and beat it with super effectiveness.
*ahem* Babies. The snack that can't fight back~
Yes, that's what eating you means.
Aaron West That’s funny cause the Indominus Rex said that to Zach & Gray in the first HISHE😂
Suggestions for part 2:
Owen gets eaten while still paralyzed, Ripper eats the little girl instead of stroking her hair, old man calls the police instead of trying to make bad guy turn himself in, Rexy kills Ripper, but most importantly:
Ripper becomes the girl's pet when he's in the room.
Like your ideas. But there’s actually a reason for Ripper having an interest in Maisie. See there are theories that Masie is part raptor.
you know making eveything ''part raptor'' isnt a really good idea. (who tf makes a girl-o-raptor ? Actually thats a pretty good idea)
like they are copying alien resurrection where ripley was part alien.
Wait... The Indoraptor had a name?
Uhhh..... Where did “Ripper” come from?
Favorite scene: Owen: Hey if I had a laser pointing at your chest, would you eat yourself? Indoraptor: I guess I never really thought about that (blast) Indor: No no no no no no no no no no no no no numb
I love the voice acting for the indo.
"Well hello, welcome to my mouth"
"Oh, just get over here now. I'm so mad. I'm never gonna stop"
"*smacks lips*Ok I'm gonna eat you now"
"This would go great with some brachiosaurus"
"Hmmm, now that's an interesting question I guess I've never really though about it I suppose, hey you know I don't know how to- *eats self*"
Scaled fenced that's my favorite part too
3:45 why didn't they do that in the movie
Brine LAD because the indiraptor is actually smart. Even if he did start biting himself he would feel the pain after the first bite and stop immediately.
What if he bites too deep into his skin
What?
or the laser to strong to resist
I died of laughter there😆😆😆
Lmao 😂 the talking dinosaurs are my favorite!
ArtemGor {ArtemTheNinja} also my favorite
Alan...
I love how Indo both in this one and the one from the previous film just say "ok I'm just going to eat you now" and drags them off screen
*Star lord should bring some dinosaurs in Avenger4!*
Huzaifa GïLL he is dead.
@@movieblocks9164 he comes back-_-
300 likes with no vids challenge at the time that I commented he was dead. I am aware that he was unsnapped.
Yea starlord should bring some Dino’s like blue or idk plus movieblocks starlord came back in endgame dummy
I think Steve rogors is a dinosaur
"Humans have a BUTTLOAD of weapons and firearms...welcome back to normal world."
THANK you. and.....'Murica. B)
Wait what about compys thise things breed like crazy and they are small and can camoflauge
What about they’re cold blooded making about half the planet unlivable every winter. Same thing with the zombie apocalypse, cold solves everything.
Except that dinosaurs weren't/aren't cold blooded, they established that in the first movie :)
Mosasaurus could always hang out in the equator, Im pretty sure sharks are around as well as some whales.
and at most it could dive real deep.
Emilio Hidalgo But the dinosaurs are featherless so they can't survive in the winter.
"Let's bounce! Brachiosaurus!"
YASSSSSSSSS!
THANK YOU BLUE!
I love the Indoraptors voice! So soothing
Edit: I also loves how he drags them away like so casually 😅😅
Thank you. Finally someone is nice.
Indoraptor: Well hello! Welcome to my mouth! =D
@@ssjgarfield that's actually what I said to Wheatley after I ripped his arm off and ate it in front of him.
@@ripperthesmilingindoraptor I just love the way that line was used by the Indoraptor in this HISHE clip.
@@ssjgarfield I just wish Wheatley could have heard it when I said it. But back then I didn't know how to speak in a way humans could understand. But fortunately, I've learned how to talk in an understandable way. I love the fear in the humans' faces when I change from savage growls to perfect English.
Well hello welcome to my mouth - my new saying when I eat
Holy cow, so many likes
kidflashgirl123 okey I gonna eat you now
“AH EAT HER!”
That only makes sense if what your eating is alive.
Same but it was my saying in kindergarten
Congrats you've made it.
3:35 Owen asking the real questions
That Guy Hello_there_i'm_asking_you_if_can_subscribe_me_if_yes_thanks_if_not-ok:)
0:59 *very* clever girl...
You know me Cena....
I cant see your text nor your profile pic u a bot
Even John Cena did not see that coming.
Yh JC freakishly clever ;)
OMG I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING, IT'S JOHN CENA, THE GUY FROM THEGAMINGBEAVER VIDEOS
'' OK I'm gonna eat you now''
Claire:AHHHHHHHH
When the indoraptor eats itself
Me: cannibalism
Autofagia.
It was such a TURN ON for me...TOO. I’ve been alone for a long long long time 😔
The funniest sentence in this video was:
*K m gonna eat you now*
What a polite dinosaur
@@The12thDimension. ya
Well hello welcome to my mouth😂😂😂
Oh ma god weve been eaten alive
Just happened
@1:00 YAY! The Brachiosaurus lives!
Jeremy James Prutchick that movie actually made me sad over that death.
@@morganyoung3557 Haha you know that particular Brachi was not just any random dino right. Directors confirmed that Brachi was the very same one Dr. Grant and Ellie saw when they were introduced to Jurassic Park
Dude why 😢
The director felt that the very same dino that introduced us with Jurassic Park should be the same dino that gives us a final farewell to Jurassic Park
But why did it had to die? 😭
"Ok, I'm gonna eat you now" this dialogue has a separate fanbase
“Beg for your pardon, did you know that raptors can smell for a mile away, so how far should I be to know where you are hmmm?”
“Ok im gonna eat you now.”
- The most educated raptor in the universe !!!
Nah that's my PS persona The Wererapter, he was created in a lab in the future and like in jurassic world, escaped and killed everyone
This would go great with some Brachiosaurus
o thanks.
Clever girl...
Anyone have some fresh humans
"Take 'em out."
"Like.. to dinner?.."
x'D you guys! x'D LOL
3:25. Such a courteous and casual raptor, a must invite for any dinner party you're planning.
"OW! Rude!" I laughed really hard. Nice job HISHE
4:16. I know. It's hilarious. 🤣
I cackled at this
“This would go great with some Brachiosaurus 🦕 “ 🤣
Hey! If your an Indoraptor and you had a laser pointed at your chest, would you eat yourself?
We watched the video we know what happened
@@brayanalvarado7085 hmmm what an Interesing question
Y’know, I never really thought about tha-
*NNNFJDJGUBYTNDKOSOWPLC*
0:59 aww she saved that Brachiosaurus!!😂😢😭
For food supply, I suppose...😏
Boo
Subarno Siraji unless she quickly found land where there are other sources of food she can find, Blue is very smart so she would probably find a way to get to land quickly.
I know it's just a joke but--something the size of a brachiosaur would never have been food supply for raptors unless it was already dead.
@@OfLegendBorn You kidding? Blue could have nibbled on its giant cankles for days before being noticed.
Never noticed this until now, the indoraptor is just a cat going after a laser pointer.
0:37 when my friend entroduces me to his other friends
Fr😂😂
Well, if the gun is empty, the indoraptor could be useful. But considering how much work it would take to transport the beast, you might as well pack additional ammunition.
And get a laser pointer separate rifles weigh generally 6 to 10 pounds
The worst part of World somehow became the main plot of the sequel. Attack animals are a terrible idea stop it.
Indoraptors could be useful in low tech conflicts. With some eggs a militant force could raise the dinosaurs and use them to attack a fortified position. They would cause panic and confusion which an attacking force could take advantage of. Give them even a little bit of protection from gun fire and it would magnify their effectiveness.
Against a modern military they'd be worse than useless, but most conflicts don't involve a modern military. They could become a type of ghetto tank that only needs food and water instead of mechanical maintenance.
Gun , handheld missile launcher and unmanned drone all you need . They didn't think that part through .
Ken Mathis I’m pretty sure if someone was to attack a fortified position they’d most likely bring some sort of heavy weapon and the dinosaurs would be a bit counter intuitive, they’d kill everyone including the good guys and civilians, you can’t tell a tiger not to attack you
“Welcome to Jurassic world... oh wait it just occurred to me that humans have a ton of weapons and firearms. Welcome back to normal world.
You stuck you like NIKE
End the quote ffs
Viv W "Rude"
2:35 HOLD UP! Those are Miraculous Ladybug characters behind those buyers!!!!
Yeah....... WAIT why are they here????????????
Gabriel must be looking for more dino designs
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
finally someone reminded everyone guns are actually effective against dinosaurs if you just shoot them
If so, the protagonist is irrelevant😂
No we would not, anyone who has served know dinosaurs would stand no chance against even small arm fire not even going to include higher caliber rifles. Some civilians would of course die, mostly the unarmed people but it would be dealt with in a matter of days. Raptors may be fast but not fast enough. You have to make a lot of plot holes to get people to die in these movies. Bring in military units, NV or thermal scopes, helicopters, drones and it's just a slaughter fest. We would be having dinosaur steaks by the end of the week. By the way the book ends with a battalion coming in and doing just that.
They always where, you have to create so many plot holes just to make these movies work. Even the first movie based on the book had to have only a few people left on the island. ROFL I have worked thru a hurricane and no we did not just leave our duty post. We hunkered down when it had passed started dealing with the damage.
@@alexcardosa8079 welcome back from planet COD.. 2 raptors? no biggie, 2 million? your dead.. even an ar 15 can have a hard time with a lion, cause you know, they don't die from one shot.. there is also a good reason, why guns for hunting elefants have such high calibers.. and everything exept firearms will probably do more damage to us than it would to the dinosaurs so yes, maybe you better just restart your cod match..
Mister Noname doubt there ever was 2 million raptors back then
i like to imagine that after the soldiers killed the trex they were like
soldier: you all right lion!
lion: yea how about you, you all right
soldier: yea
Yeah so much!
Is this supposed to be funny?
slightly
What I never understood is why the lion just stood there and roared back at the T Rex. A real lion would run. Most animals would. It's basic survival instincts.
Something tells me you are 10 years old
Is it wrong I like this version better than the actual movie 😅 One of the best things I have ever seen
no not wrong, just personal opinion. I think this is hilarious and I know the Jurassic series is flawed but I love it anyway XD
No it's not wrong because no innocent brachiosaurases were left behind
I also liked this *much* better than the movie. It's funny but seriously, this is actually showing the stupidities in the film. Finally I found someone (the maker(s) of this video) who actually cares about realisticness - like me. Not that the I-raptor would eat itself cos of that laser pointing on it but it was funny and followed the film logic greatly.
RUclips warrior girl !!!!! The
2:41 love how even the indoraptor itself seems to be thinking “yeah that’s kinda lame actually”
1:49 I was ready for him to say “hi welcome to chili’s” lol😂
I.would.of.DIED lmao
3:26 He smells them in the room but he doesn’t know exactly where they are
It has just been bought to my attention that 'Humans have a buttload of weapons and firearms' lol😂 you wonder where all that went
Another thing is that the Indoraptor could’ve slaughtered Blue in their fight. It has just about every advantage except experience
It was in a child's bedroom where it was at a severe disadvantage blue was smaller therefore she could move around quite easier plus she was a lot more experienced with things like him
@@janniepate5533 Did you see how big that room was? And just what did she fights that was similar to me? She barely distracted Indy, and Rexy was the one that did all the work.
@@janniepate5533 room wa very big enough for the info to kick blue a good the distance also the fact that blue wasnt severely injured form that blue had heavy plot armor