How Jurassic World Should Have Ended
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- How Jurassic World Should Have Ended
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Seriously, she went throughout the whole movie in high heels.
_eeeehhh?!_
Prince Yuki ^.^
Yukine _hello ur alive xD_
Prince Yuki ya X3
Yukine _I barely see you in g+_
"Zoos have been doing this for ages." Whoever wrote that one, BRAVO!!!
No. No bravo.
@@sonicinfinity1871 you're right ..... Bravissimo!!!!!
@@darianfrenchfry What?
What he means to you 1:09
@@TigerWing141 Zack probably meant the controls for the Gyrosphere
The voice for I-Rex was too funny 🤣😂
"I think that Jeep's gonna need more than just a new battery, mhm." Killed me!
Ok I’m gonna eat you know
It's now not know ok
"I told her those shoes were ridiculous!"
I love this line.....😂😂😂
Yeah, I'm not laughing. Also, Rexy wasn't trying to catch her, she was following her because of the flare.
I was scrolling through the comments and I read this at the same time owen said that line-
@@sonicinfinity1871 party pooper
@@landonhudson9726 don't care
I dont know why Rexy Looks from frontal so wired in the cartoon
Those raptors are amazing, bring them to the villain pub
+Jim Roberts No, they are heroes...
+Swedish Otaku I'd say more Chaotic-Neutral.
+Swedish Otaku No more like the T-Rex is the hero of this story!
+GhidoFan023 Yeah for Echo and Charlie chaotic neutral. Blu is true neutral and as for Delta she's a bit on the fence.
Eoin McSkrill Exactly :)
The indominus voice is the thing that made me laugh
The Glossygavinawsome me too!!
The Glossygavinawsome ahh nutz
The Glossygavinawsome think that cars gonna need more than a new battery mhm
It's the guy from Honest trailers... believe it or not.
The Glossygavinawsome yea it was so funny 😂
"I think that Jeep's gonna need more than just a new battery!"
"Okay, I'm going to eat you now!"
I-Rex:awe nutz
(Screams)
He copied the "Ok I'm gonna eat you now" part in HISHE Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and HISHE The Meg 😂
@@melishamitchell1485 And also from Jaws HISHE
“Did you know that raptors can smell you from like a mile away, so how far do you think I need to be to find you, mmm?”
“Mmkay Imma eat you now.”
2:52 "I told her those shoes were ridiculous". That's true. In the movie, he said she wouldn't even last a couple of minutes in the jungle wearing high heels. I'm surprised she outran the T. Rex wearing those shoes. If I were wearing high heels, I would've tripped instantly. 🤣
Good thing she's not you then. If Bryce Dallas Howard did this all practically...
Also, Rexy was only following her because of the flare.
In the Junior Novelization of Jurassic World , it says that one point Claire goes barefoot while tracking the Indominus Rex with Owen Grady. But that also carries a higher risk of likely hurt, contracting a virus / parasite , or stepping in something bad.
@@juliancaraveo5700 stepping in something bad could happen with or without shoes. Admittedly picking up a parasite or injuring one's feet is far more likely when going barefoot. Regardless, with shoes or without, nobody could outrun a dinosaur. She'd only have had a better chance of getting to safety in bare feet or sneakers.
Okay the "Charlie bit me" part was brilliant!
Wait what part?
RocketDuck At the very end of the video
Fie I think there is a tv commercial for Jurassic World that uses that but its still funny
Ha!
Cause the raptor's named Charlie...
I get it!
Fie ahhhhouwww charlie, it really hurts...
The Raptors should have yelled, "Viva Le Resistance!" while shooting the guns.
King Kindred How would the raptors know french?
King Kindred Do Americans misspell "*Vive la* résistance" on purpose? I never got it.
Danny McMillan The same way they knew how to wield guns.
Clad_in_shadows They spell it the way it is pronounced. Their entire "language" is how it's pronouced except for fucking "Aloominum" Aluminium like wtf (also tongue is not tung...).
Because if they can learn English, typing, opening doors, wielding guns, and riding motorcycles, they can learn French.
The fact that the animation is this high quality despite being 8 years old is NUTS!
Yeah
I’m SOOOO glad this video pointed out the ridiculousness of Claire getting in her car and THEN calling the control room. Like why couldn’t she call from where she was?
No signal in the area where trex was kept
@@BR3666 Makes sense. An in-house landline phone would make sense though. That would’ve solved the issue
Who cares? I mean, why go into the pen while she's away? Again I say, who cares?!
@@BR3666 There was no signal anywhere on the island as calls were getting dropped the whole movie.
@@robertolmstead1346 maybe adding line phone would help? :) you know, in an emergency
"Ow, Charlie bit me."
I died.
yes me too😄😜
+Devils Bounty Hunter This need more likes! xD
Your win life
+Jai Verma uiqjxz
Irfan Nurul you're killing me with that poetry my man!
"We really do put safety first here."
most underrated line in the comment section
That One Pseudotwin ,,safety first“ but making a dinosaur you cant defeat
That One Pseudotwin I
We spare no expense
1:22 is my favourite
Same
"I think that jeep more then a new battery"
To this day, the I-Rex voice is my favourite Hishe voice, and I wish it had had more lines
Since the Idominus can "talk to raptors because she's part rapor, shouldn't she be able to "talk" to the T-rex because she's part T-rex?
james learing You know... T-Rex does not talk much: It just kicks ass.
Demiler So the T-rex is unintelligent?
james learing I've never said that.
Demiler Would an intelligent carnivore risk getting injured for no reason other than the fun of it?
EclipseHedgehog Probably. We could say that Idominus's arrogance killed it.
The fact that they just assumed the I-Rex escaped instead of calling in to confirm was so mindblowingly stupid
Creative i say! they should of put more than one tracker on the I-rex
just saying
They didn't know it could hide its thermal signature, so they assumed it had escaped. Still kinda dumb that they went into the cage first.
TheGrayMysterious very
MagnumDubstep and the fact that he knew to take out his tracker...no, the fact that he even knew what a tracker WAS is absurd.
Creative That's the biggest problem with Jurassic World. It's an action movie, and thus, almost inevitably, it relies on a long chain of stupid decisions. My big problem was the "This is happening with or without you" scene, before the raptor hunt. Without him? You're going to try and use the raptor pack, without the alpha's help? That's just straight up stupid. If Owen had just been like, "Um, without me, they'll just start eating your guys," what would the other guy have done? Hell, Owen could barely stop them from eating that scrawny, bony intern. They'd look at Vincent D'Onofrio like he was a three layer cake.
The Bill Withers Jurassic World would be very, very safe for humans, and very, very unsafe for dinosaurs. They'd all have explosive collars, and I would NOT be shy about blowing their heads off if necessary. Hell, we can build a new Indominus Rex, we've already got the genes. BOOM. What? The raptors are turning on us? B-B-B-BOOM. Etc... My park would also make for a terrible summer action movie.
Creative That's what I was saying xDD
And the fact that she DROVE off just to call them lmao Like why wouldn't you make sure????
“Zoos have been doing this for ages!”
2:43 - I've always said high heels serve no useful purpose on this planet.
depends , they can make pretty good improvised weapons...
nessy ness true
@ nessy ness, true.
pretty good for survival, the other person falls and you keep going!
They can make a good fake gun too.
"You're very persuasive, where did you get your education?"
A perfect line for sarcasm
The Student Official yeah
Supporting the Eating People University
Lmfao
Shoot her
"I think that jeeps gonna need more than just a new battery, mhmm"
"Ok im gonna eat you now"....
+Ben Abbruzzese shitballs
That sounded exactly like the dude who trained me to be a mechanic
but he isn't cannibal?
+Ben Abbruzzese looollll that part is very funny
True
2:10 was my entire problem with this movie. Raptors aren't bloodhounds, Once freed, they might not have started racing towards the scent of the Indominous. they could've just walked out of their cages and killed everyone waiting nearby?
Also i like how at part 2:31 the Raptors became terrorists
They aren't interested in hunting anything until the Indominus communicates with them.
Ahh, The Raptor's expert
because you’ve seen one
2:31 me joining the FBI
ZOOS HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR AGES
ikr.
*ARMY DETECTED*
I was so disappointing when that Jurrassic World tie-in game came out and you couldn't use any of these basic techniques.
It's over, I-Rex. I have the HIGH GROUND!!
Also zoos keep a stock of tranquilizers for vet visits that could easily be repurposed to subdue an escapee.
💜💙
I love how the heels survived the whole movie... It's not like she ran through forest or anything....
I know right
Remember when the flying Dino's came one of the ppl grabbed his 2 drinks and ran😂
Clint Easton In the words of Huey and Riley Freeman, "She a hoe."
sylleigh That was Jimmy Buffet
sylleigh
LOOOOOOL, I DO :')
"I think that Jeep's gonna need more than just a new battery...mmmhmmm. Ok, I'm gonna eat you now."
“AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
0:32 "Aw Nutz!"
WE'RE FREE, SUCKAZ!
O nooooooo
+AdoreSinging394% Awe nuts
YEEEEAH
Awe nutz
Sarah Parker already said it Mr Parker. You say "Hold onto your butts"
Okay but where was the guy who grabbed his Margaritas before running from a pterodactyl
Lumina Bose right i thought i was the only one who caught that, he had two drink at that lol!!!
I was the only one laughing loud as hell at the movie theater for that peeps thought I was crazy lol
It was just to funny to hold in lol
Lumina Bose well wasnt that the owner of margarithaville?
I thought I was the only one who caught that!
2:28 Lex Murphy's quote from Jurassic Park:"He left us! He left us!"
0:42 same thing i thought
The door was blocked by I Rex they entered on the other side you can see Owen and the worker run for the door
The guy who left through the human size door has a clipboard that says “Look, Leave, Live”. Best Easter egg ever
At 0:35
Is Owen
Wait easter egg for what?
0:42
3 L
To be fair, her outrunning a T-rex to begin with made no sense since we saw it keep up with a speeding jeep for some time in the first movie. Her doing so in heels just made a ridiculous scene laughably worse.
Philip Andrews yeah but the Trex is old and probably, the distance was very less if you see... I bet the Trex would have caught her if the distance was more.
That rex is 20 years older kept in captivity, let's see if you run as fast in 20 years as you do now
XiX and he should also be kept in captivity 😆
Philip Andrews actually the speed of the t rex here is more accurate than it is in the first movie.
It was walking
2:07 proof owen grady was a fan of robert muldoon
1:55
Ahh yes The Negotiator
My friend and I laughed so hard when we saw a guy running with Magaritas in his hands
It's Jimmy Buffett
+Kenneth Hernandez That was hilarious! It would so have been me
+Kenneth Hernandez Lol that was the best part
+Kenneth Hernandez I was laughing at the guy who just had to grab all his drinks and then ran .. like...what even
I was like giant dinosaurs are chasing you and you're worried about your drinks lol
Don't run from a T-Rex in high heels.
But it wasn't wearing any.
I legit lol'ed. And not like a nose exhale, I laughed audibly.
+mistertapman Me too XD
+Blinding Blade I have lol'd to this
XDD
^_!
"Aw, nutz!"
The best line! 👌🏽😂
0:13 = would have easily ended the movie
0:38 = would have been fine
1:34 = should have happened
2:02 = is REALLY how this movie should have ended
"Sounds like camouflage"
"Awww nuts"
Lol
Awe nutz*
Me:Running to small door
*Door closes*
Indominus rex: aww nuts
lol
Okay 👌🆗️👌🆗️👌🆗️👌🆗️👌🆗️👌🆗️👌🆗️👌🆗️👌🆗️👌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who else loves the i-rex voice acting? XD 1:22
Stealthy Pro123 “I think that Jeep’s gonna need more than a new battery, mm hmm. Ok, imma gonna eat you now.” LOL!
Stealthy Pro123 ok I’m gonna eat ya now
Me
Sounds like Daphne from Jaboody dubs
It’s fine
1:00 LOL
Watch out for the
Eeeeeeeew 1:01
"Real zoos have been doing this for ages!"
Now I _really_ want to see a movie or TV show where the Dinosaur zoo has enclosures and safety precautions like real zoos.
Finally, a movie that accurately depicts raptors.
Did they use those feathers to fly over your head? Much like the joke?
+Spinogirl The gaming Spinosaurus He was being sarcastic.
+infinite paradox Well, it is true that Velociraptors (the ones Jurassic Park poorly tries to potray) had feathers. Their "cousins" (other raptors closely related to Velociraptors) have been found fosilised with feathers. I think one of the better known ones is Sinoraptor? So, no, you can't 100% accurately potray a dinosaur, because it is impossible to know what kind of color they where, for example. But Velociraptor did have feathers and was smaller than what the Jurassic Park franchise shows us
***** You missed the joke.
you are thinking of the microraptors which were a different species (and the ancestor of the modern chicken)
“Quick run out the small door she can’t fit through” 😂😂😂😂
"Ah nutz!"
Rotflmao
Technically there were 2 doors in her cage: one regular and one big and she blocked the normal door so the humans had to escape through the big one (in the actual movie)
Hmmm fatty indominus xD
Luyyhhbi
"Oh. Hey, Raptors...."
"I Respect You."
*audible growling*
"YAAAOOOW - THEY DON'T WANT RESPECT!!!!"
*CHOMP*
"OOOOOWWWW - Charlie BIT Me!!
I got that reference. Thanks mom!
@@carolyn8740 Gee you're welcome daughter ;p
I thought the same thing when I saw this in theaters. Like, “the gas in that Jeep’s fuel lines have to be like maple syrup, just a new battery isn’t gonna make it run again!” 🤣
You know there are cars with more gasoline around, right? If they can get a new battery out of one of those cars, they can get fuel out of it too. Like, that's what happened in Camp Cretaceous.
I never understood how she could outrun a dinosaur who could outrun a jeep in the old movies
You have to keep in mind the Rexy has aged a bit
Probably not even the same dinosaur.
Yeah but it's the same kind
Because it didnt run, it just casually walked behind her.
Like if they ha driven the jeep at 2mph.
And "someone" who it was Ive forgotten, but he confirmed that it was the same 20 year older T-rex.
"He left us! He left us!"
Classic callback
WE FREE SUCKAS!
It took 7 years to figure out the “He Left us, He left us” bit at 2:28, was a reference to Lex in Jurassic Park 🦖
I like how because they are mocking the movie, they gave the Indominus a nasal, calm voice, which completely turns away from her aggressive and hostile behavior.
And they do that why?
Person: Dont move, there vison works on movment
I-Rex: That only works in movies
Person: Ah nut!
I-Rex: Thats my line
I'm getting Tawog vibes
Ai Enma The Amazing World Gumball?
That was in Steven Universe
Also Steven Universe
T-Rex*
Indominus rex saying "Oh! Nutsss!!" had me ROFLMAO!!
Sathvik Rachakulla It gave me Snagglepuss chills!
Sathvik Rachakulla "Zoos have been doing this (using motes) for ages."
ME TOO LOL
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Sathvik Rachakulla I loved the Indominus Rex voice you'd expect like a deep scary voice but instead its soft and sweet hahaha xD
2:30 "He left us! He left us!" Ah, parallels.
"WE'RE FREE, SUCKAS!"
That "nutz" its just AMAZING
"aww nuts"
Seth Landon j
awe. nutz
deeeeZ nutssss
Seth Landon “zoos have been doing this for ages!”
So many Jurassic park references
Glad you caught those! :)
Hey it's new
How It Should Have Ended The raptors with the gun was the best one though
And one Star Trek reference
How It Should Have Ended you guys are hilarious
this has been my favorite you tube video for 6 years--I love it
The reason there is a dinosaur sized gate. Is because that was a temporary holding facility. Until they built the real habitat.
Is incredible how many films the characters forget they had mobiles phones.
Shojo Okami Jurassic Park had the most horrible mobile phone net connection in the history of all Theme Parks tho.
So they are useless anyway.
Yes true.
But the other person can receive and know that they called, they just can't hear the other for some reason. So why not just text
colaman NWG
depends if the person knows how to text. My mother can use the phone but can't retrieve voice messages and wouldn't know how to create a text. I barely use facebook, I don't use twitter. I don't text but I have a smart phone and I can use a few utililty apps. Games use up too much battery power
colaman NWG \\
That one about the shock collars bugged me. Was there actually a reason every single other dinosaur wasn't zapped?
Samuel L Jackson and Laura Dern both say hi.
Yeah. That would have been too easy! The movie would have been over in an hour.
I think they were just tracking implants. No shock function.
@@gregg9269, no, because if you remember, the executive director said that the dinosaurs were armed with implants that zapped them if they venture too close to an enclosure.
If I remember correctly, Hammond said they clocked the T-Rex at 32 mph in Jurassic Park, I'm pretty sure that's way faster than any human can run
Da rex was walking
Maybe the T-Rex was not hungry enough to eat her right away.
Maybe T-Rex wants to toy with the food before eating it.
Maybe it's the first time in a long long time that the T-Rex is hunting it's food again.
1:50 the car says "Jurassic park how it should have ended"
AWE NUTZ
Deez Nuts
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Theez nutz on your cheek
Uhhhh i didnt read this comment and i said the same thing didnt copy u
In the movie they actually tried to go through "the small door she can't fit through" but the irex got in the way
Bang-on!!! Couldn't Agree More! 👍 👏👏👏👏 😊
Potterhead_394 yeah but why did they install a freakin dinosaur sized gate
The Mysterious Soul maybe so they could transport the I Rex out of the habitat if they were doing internal work? Or maybe they could transport it to the lab?
In that case, perhaps should've installed multiple small doors.
Double set of doors. One door opens and the other door remains closed till the first one closes. Keeps containment.
The voice for the I rex is amazing lmfao. "Ahw nuts"
My personal request: the pterosaur attack scene. Either one grabs Zara and can’t lift off because the pterosaurs are like a third the weight of humans. OR she and the boys immediately run into literally any of the buildings lining the street.
Mainly because I hate her death scene.
I Rex should be in villen pub
glen crouch aww nuts
glen crouch
Ha ha
Hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
glen crouch do you know what would be funny the trex would be Barney
glen crouch and t
Jurassic World is an awesome film, but this is so accurate! LOL
Finally someone that agrees with me! I don't why people are nitpicking it all of a sudden
Da Kid Gowie No it wasn't.
Gabriel Zarrabal Agreed. JW was/is a big disappointment...to the point of being ridiculous.
Everyone running to see it (only because it is a _Jurassic_ movie) does not make it any less ridiculous. The majority who think it's great are youngsters and dullards who wouldn't know a good movie if it came up and bit 'em in the ass.
All are just a bunch of suckers, blindly giving their money to Hollywood...solely because it says _Jurassic_ in the title. Hollywood rarely makes good movies anymore. That's the truth.
And, YES...the word _terrible_ absolutely applies to this waste of time titled _Jurassic_ _World_.
Stupid humans...
Seriously, what's with people hating it all of a sudden?!
Matt Ascencion All of a sudden? Were we supposed to nitpick before we saw it, it's only been out a month. It was terrible and lazy and predictable in all the wrong ways.
Damn rexy lookin Thiccc!! 😂 2:35
"He left us... he left us..." hahaha classic
WE FREE SUCKAS!
Yeah, Claire running in high heels still makes no sense
not as fast as 30mph tho
Victor M Well, have YOU tried running in high heels? Seems to me the only people complaining about it are men trying to be (*Groan* I hate this term) Social Justice Warriors.
Goraka91 I'm only saying it because it seems to defy the rules of logic......buuuuuuuuut then again, comic books do that all the time and the point of those and movies is sometimes not to be realistic, because then it would be boring and 0% fun. therefore, your point is well said.
Unless you're a stripper
Victor M Yep... But who cares? She looked hot in them... ;)
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João Henrique Albuquerque da Silva nice profile
@@sran438 thanks
Yeah pretty cool and also WE'RE FREE SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
Clever girls!
I died laughing at that 😂
‘Sounds like camoflauge’
‘aw nuts’
That brightened my day thanks guys.
Running in high heels! That's EXACTLY what I thought while watching that scene!
I was waiting for her to snap off the heels or at least take off the shoes themselves during the movie. But nope, gotta show she's still professional even after all this dino carnage!
regularshow960 me 2 fucking idiots
regularshow960 the one thing i was thinking was how in the hell did she out run the T-Rex with or without the dam high heels XD
She was wearing those dam heels the entire time and they didn't break which was just crazy those heels are like indestructible and she must've had a bad foot cramp the next day
regularshow960 I guess this is Hollywood's obsession about women must aways be sexy. She should just run without shoes.
#2 was in the movie. They were trying to run for the small door when the I-Rex cut them off. Big door is for if/when they need to transport the dino from the enclosure. Aw nuts.
But there's really no reason for the I-Rex to ever be removed from the habitat.
CalvinistOnACouch Maybe that was just a growing enclosure and they were going to move it closer to the park like how T-Rex was? I-Rex is quite out of the way to be a star attraction.
then dont just put in one small little door IN THE WHOLE ENCLOSURE and why would you transport that
+Jarekx2007 She was born in that enclosure and grew up in it like Owen says in the film it doesnt have social skills or any knowledge of what she is
It was planned to be a star attraction so it was built with the intention to have it transported somewhere. They were dumb and didn't know having it in there all its life would be a bad idea.
That heels part made me laugh so much. That's exactly what should have happen😂😂
Believe it or not outrunning a T-Rex while wearing high heels is entirely possible.
Yes, the T. rex can't run very well while wearing high heels...
No, he phrased it right..good one though🤣
In the book, as well as from what we know about them, it would actually be running at about 15mph or less. So it is possible to outrun them, however make sure the shoes are good quality though or they will snap.
But wHy wOuLd YoU wAnT tO??
@@letsgetreal2501 the funny thing is that means the jeep in the first movie was just going slow as balls
I laugh when he says, OH NUTS! 😂
*she
Aw* nuts
@@dogwithacamera2722 in subtitles it says "Awe nutz".
she*
😰😰😰😤
Owen is actually the raptors biological father.
Seems legit
No he's there there stepfather
Then the mother would have been a raptor and.... Well you imagine how baby raptors are made
***** Owen of House Grady, Father of Raptors
***** There is a theory that he was the kid that Grant traumatized at the beginning of the first movie with the raptor claw. But it's just a theory.
A film theory!
I love your channel because you point out plot holes I don't think of
Irex: Awe nuts! Man: Zoo has been doing this for ages
"I think that jeeps gunna need more than a battery(long pause) ok ima gunna eat u now" XD XD XD loved it
*than just a new battery
One thing that gets commonly overlooked about this movie is that scene. They're in a garage for servicing those jeeps, surrounded by tools and spare parts, with a second jeep to cannibalize more parts from. That line about fixing their relative's classic car means that they could plausibly have enough experience with vehicle mechanics to replace more than just a battery.
+Foxxtronix btw only watched end part of movie from when they set off to kill i-rex
@Foxxtronix The novelisation makes it clear that they did indeed cannibalise the other jeep for parts.
At least, that's what TV Tropes says.
Frost Hunterz lol I was just about to say that 😬😔😔😔😂😂😂😂😂😂
Especially the dinosaur size door, it would be easier and cost less
What do you mean
Jordan Dunham how would they get the dinosuar *IN*
Color Splash they would put it in when it is a hatchling.
well then the creators r stupid for not thinking of that.
+Color Splash or the creators made the creators of Jurassic world stupid
It’s so funny the Indom has a boy voice and she’s a girl lol
This was one of the best you made !
"SHOOT HER"
"HE LEFT US! HE LEFT US!"
That sounds familiar
FatPuggy007 the Little’s kids in Jurassic Park when the guy ran to the toleiy
It’s in Jurassic park when the bald guy left the kids inside the car
and when Muldoon orders to shoot the raptor eating the worker (in the beginning)
"SHOOTAAA"*
Lex Murphy said that line.
A billion f****in points just for these two friggin lines:
"Shoooot HEEEERRRRR!"
"He left us? HE LEFT US?!"
Simply-Abstract WE'RE FREE SUKERS!!! AHAHAHHAHAHA
Simply-Abstract yyyyyyyyyyyyy
(lady running in fear) lady . AHHHHHHHHHHHH
rip
never run in HIGH HEELS
why is so scared that he left. you're a grown ass man and you have a car to leave in
Always great. but pet peeve here. That scene with the high heels would actually work unless the T.Rex was willing to break the majority of its joints
“OH NUTS” got me rolling on the floor😂😂
The second scenario wasn't really possible cause the damn thing had blocked that part off, forcing them to run from the main gate
Yes you're right. We're saying why was there a dinosaur size door to begin with. :) just have man size doors in more than one location!!
How It Should Have Ended OMG SOMEBODY BRING HERE SOME PIE HISHE IS ANSWERING PEOPLE
Only thing they had to do was lift the big container it was in into the cafe no need for a big Dino door like that and have sits on four corners of the cage lol
ThePandaSupreme Well, what if they need to move the dino from its corral?
***** But there is no point in the big door. They had the Indominus as a baby/kid/little guy and so they wouldn't need a door for a full-sized one. There would never be a point to the large door.
What killed me was at the end when the guy said "AH, Charlie bit me!"
8 years already 💀
1:30 so genuine… the family guy Idominus Rex 💀
Yeah, whenever they were watching the I-Rex talk to the raptors, I was like the guy from the first film: SHOOT HER!!! SHOOOOOT HEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Ok,
Whats an I rex?
I-Rex= Indominus Rex
Carlos Especially Indominus Rex.
If you seen the beginning of Jurassic park when the raptors caught one of the security guards, that one guy was yelling SHOOT HER!!! SHOOOTTT HER!!! the camera had it too his mouth up close saying those words. Made me 😂 when you said shoot her!!!
"Awe Nutz" ---the I-rex has the *most epic* catch-phrase.
Awe Nutz.
Best line? Park worker, "Zoos have been doing this *for ages*!"
Tigerman1138 "Ok im gonna eat you now. AHHHHHHHH!!!"
Tigerman1138 We're free suckaz! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"We really do put safety first here"
"Awe nutz"
Hehehehe
Dude your videos make me roll on the ground laughing
Dude your videos are the stuff of legend !