HISHE Dubs - Jaws (Comedy Recap)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 июн 2020
  • A Comedy Recap of the film Jaws through the voices of How It Should Have Ended.
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  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 4 года назад +2239

    Jaws is the best voiced character in the Hishe Universe

  • @BullyDenson4
    @BullyDenson4 4 года назад +694

    That Shark is the most underrated character in HISHE universe. He was about to eat Batman on one villain pub episode

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 4 года назад +10

      because he's batman

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 4 года назад +4

      sayko kabak so because he’s Batman he was about to get eaten by Jaws

    • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 4 года назад +16

      But doctor strange saved him but he won’t tell you that because he’s Batman

    • @RedSpino
      @RedSpino 4 года назад +7

      And if doctor strange didn't save him he very well have done.

    • @tylerjones7592
      @tylerjones7592 4 года назад +7

      he also tried to eat batman in the Adam West movie

  • @peterh.3735
    @peterh.3735 3 года назад +411

    Best observation:
    "Wow, this is a fancy boat!"
    "Yeah, let's NEVER use it again!"
    I've watched JAWS repeatedly for years, and have always thought this when I see this scene. Glad to see someone voice and echo my thought here.

    • @DarkArtistKaiser
      @DarkArtistKaiser 3 года назад +10

      True, but hey, can't beat the iconic Orca.

    • @deathshead357
      @deathshead357 3 года назад +16

      They hired QUINT to kill the shark, so he's obviously going to use his boat which he uses every day to fish for sharks.

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 3 года назад +12

      @@deathshead357 Exactly and he clearly showed disdain for Hoopers wealth so there was no way a prideful man like Quint would get on Hoopers million dollar boat.

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 года назад +1

      True dat.

    • @zayyanhakim747
      @zayyanhakim747 2 года назад +1

      2:46 is this it?

  • @madi.williams3268
    @madi.williams3268 3 года назад +220

    "barrels only"
    "But they don't work."
    "Barrels only!"

    • @ssharkyplayss2228
      @ssharkyplayss2228 3 года назад +11

      "but"
      "BARRELS!"

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 2 года назад +4

      "All your barrels are belong to me!" 😂

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Год назад

      "Vaccines only!"
      "But, they don't work!"
      "VACCINES ONLY!"

    • @michaelhinton8530
      @michaelhinton8530 Год назад +3

      @@erikhermansen3431 “Where did he go?”
      *Barrels Pop up*
      “He’s just trolling us ain’t he?”

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 11 месяцев назад

      “BARRELS!”
      - Pewdiepie

  • @giveme9996
    @giveme9996 4 года назад +831

    Chief: Ohhh what could possibly have done this
    Shark: who knows?

  • @boop4012
    @boop4012 4 года назад +3457

    This dub made me realize that this whole movie was full of Karens and Kevins

    • @TheRaven5138
      @TheRaven5138 4 года назад +226

      I believe the correct term is Karen’s and Kyles

    • @benjininja4376
      @benjininja4376 4 года назад +64

      Omg you are so right. I didn’t even notice. But then again I didn’t know about karens and keves back when I watched it

    • @josephthespaceman3277
      @josephthespaceman3277 4 года назад +6

      Yas

    • @ultra_ore
      @ultra_ore 4 года назад +34

      But the economy, so annoying.

    • @confusednick1046
      @confusednick1046 4 года назад +19

      I asume kevins are male karens

  • @hazelnelson5756
    @hazelnelson5756 3 года назад +603

    "Foreshadowing..."
    "Who said that?"
    "It was me!!"
    "If there was ever a moment for a quotable catch phrase... it would be right now."

  • @RobertWDeemer
    @RobertWDeemer 2 года назад +73

    5:50
    Don't let go!
    I'll never let go!
    (Lets go)
    Weeeee!
    This is for all those barrels!
    (Gets eaten)
    That's not pleasant!
    That had me in stitches 🤣

    • @Isaac-wd9ci
      @Isaac-wd9ci Год назад +5

      And the titanic music in the background 😂

    • @dmitryogrady2004
      @dmitryogrady2004 7 месяцев назад +5

      Weee- *gurgling*
      "You taste like apricots"

    • @Crazy_Caleb320
      @Crazy_Caleb320 7 месяцев назад +3

      ⁠Well..this is great
      MORE PLEASE!!

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 20 дней назад

      (Lets* go)

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 года назад +653

    "We're randos having a beach party."
    Almost every opening to any horror flick ever. Although sometimes it's a house warming, a break-in, woods exploration, etc.

    • @michaeljeacock
      @michaeljeacock 4 года назад +7

      or florida its all of them. ah wait that wasn't a horror flick. that was 2020

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 4 года назад +8

      Friends driving into the middle of nowhere. Ie. Texas Chainsaw Massacre or The Hills Have Eyes

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 2 года назад +2

      That or the one person left alone in the house, office, parking garage, alley, etc.

  • @baguettebricks891
    @baguettebricks891 4 года назад +553

    “Nothing ever goes wrong here” one second later: “SOMEONE WAS JUST BITTEN IN HALF!!!!”

    • @et99366
      @et99366 4 года назад +4

      wow you got the joke

    • @claudewinters2091
      @claudewinters2091 4 года назад +2

      Clearly that was a suicide

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf 4 года назад +3

      “To show you the power of Flex Tape, I bit this person in half! Nomnomnomnom....”

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons 3 года назад +35

    “Stop bonding! I’m trying to sleep!”

  • @thatnoctutnallizard4600
    @thatnoctutnallizard4600 3 года назад +370

    "Closing the beaches violates my rights "
    Couldn't have described 2020 any better

    • @dafuzzbear7711
      @dafuzzbear7711 2 года назад +2

      Dang I was gonna comment this

    • @darknessdescending6695
      @darknessdescending6695 2 года назад

      @@dafuzzbear7711 Same. 😂😂😂

    • @SevenSixTwo2012
      @SevenSixTwo2012 Год назад

      Clearly you don't need to have any "rights", since you're already resigned on not using them. Simply wait for government to tell you what rights you will be granted (aka privileges). Those pesky boomer rights are overrated anyway, we should just get rid of them! Our elites know what's best for us.... In the elites we trust! 😎

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 8 месяцев назад

      Yeah...that didn't age well...

    • @allannovak641
      @allannovak641 2 месяца назад

      Bri did a simpsons on us

  • @andrewreegs6319
    @andrewreegs6319 4 года назад +542

    "Hey, you look expendable"
    -Steven Speilberg

    • @ridgefrost
      @ridgefrost 4 года назад +5

      its basically his motto

    • @mysoggypants101
      @mysoggypants101 4 года назад +3

      Not only to her character but also the actors spine!

    • @goodsaint_001
      @goodsaint_001 4 года назад +1

      Sylvester: Yes, we are the expendables.

  • @pizzaperson1096
    @pizzaperson1096 4 года назад +290

    “I’m just swimming all alone in the dark, I hope nothing bad happens to me”
    3 seconds later...
    “Aahaaaa something bad happened to me!”

    • @salcedoh
      @salcedoh 4 года назад +4

      I four minutes later

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 4 года назад +6

      Really this itself shouldn’t have caused the beach to close anyway, she was swimming far out to a booey at night, she was asking to get eaten ,

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Год назад

      you forgot: "I'm expendable!!!!"

  • @daxbradley4346
    @daxbradley4346 3 года назад +74

    Bruce: "All your barrels are belong to me!"
    Nicely played, HISHE. Nicely played

  • @slugboy4
    @slugboy4 3 года назад +111

    "But what about the ECONOMY?!"
    That line fits so perfectly it burns. Truly it shall always be relevant.

    • @zyloproductions4870
      @zyloproductions4870 2 года назад +2

      Can we please close the beaches now?!

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад

      Screw the economy

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Год назад +1

      There will always be risks. Post signs, and let people take their own risks.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 8 месяцев назад

      Clearly you were one of the blind sheep who didn't realize that the economy affects EVERYONE, not just old and unhealthy people. Also, hopefully, you know now why THAT happened...

  • @alfiro-morgif3908
    @alfiro-morgif3908 4 года назад +278

    I can’t be the only one who laughs every time I hear Jaws’s voice.
    Hilarious, is kinda like Alpha from Up, you think that will have a voice like Thanos, but after you listen to it it’s so funny and somehow still manage to be intimidating

    • @bigironmanfanmomo6953
      @bigironmanfanmomo6953 4 года назад +7

      Me hahahahah 😂😅🤣

    • @godzillafan3681
      @godzillafan3681 4 года назад +1

      Its so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Laura-xj8gh
      @Laura-xj8gh 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abdullahsajid1371
      @abdullahsajid1371 4 года назад +2

      Jaws voice is like a cow boy mix girl lol

    • @iamsherlocked7448
      @iamsherlocked7448 4 года назад

      Your not because I was laughing the whole time watching this

  • @desmondgentle1474
    @desmondgentle1474 4 года назад +365

    I will never get enough of that Jaws voice.

    • @wibble6966
      @wibble6966 4 года назад +7

      do u mean bruce voice

    • @Shark-R900
      @Shark-R900 4 года назад +5

      @@wibble6966 his name is bruce

    • @anthonynaffa5147
      @anthonynaffa5147 2 года назад +3

      5:50 YOU TASTLE LIKE APRICOTS

    • @mrkdavis22
      @mrkdavis22 2 года назад +3

      HA ha all your barrels are belong to me!

    • @Lord9Genesis
      @Lord9Genesis Год назад

      Check out the classic SNL skit about Jaws

  • @vinaykadam2753
    @vinaykadam2753 3 года назад +33

    "Shut up, sushi! "
    - Chief Brody.

  • @tyrkuclub6398
    @tyrkuclub6398 2 года назад +32

    Martin: "Yeah I did it, I lived, oh it's all getting in my mouth 'Spitting' "
    Matt: "And I lived too"
    Martin: "Yes, and you did absolutely nothing"
    'Silence'
    Martin: "Let's get outta here, and.. and paddle fast, cause we just chummed the water for more sharks.
    Probably my favourite endings of hishe dubs so far.

  • @russellmitchell1579
    @russellmitchell1579 4 года назад +384

    😄"I love hotdogs but now I want a kids' meal"😆
    "You taste like Apricots"
    And that voice 😂🤣

  • @johnpaulgan
    @johnpaulgan 4 года назад +120

    You missed the perfect opportunity to say "Let's go get that son of a fish..."

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 Год назад +11

    1:22 “I love hotdogs! But now I want a kids meal!” Oh god 😂

  • @adentoons6927
    @adentoons6927 3 года назад +82

    Shark Cage: Check!!
    Shark Poison: Check!!
    Shark itself: Behind ya!!
    Ahh I dropped it, curse my city hands!! 🤣🤣

    • @tigerproducts6905
      @tigerproducts6905 3 года назад +2

      How many bags does it take to get inside

    • @Koteb
      @Koteb 3 года назад

      Why do they need shark poison, if they only use barrels?

    • @heriocilllusion3295
      @heriocilllusion3295 2 года назад

      Lmao

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Год назад

      How many bites does it take to get to the center? One, two, three...
      Three.
      Tootsie roll comercial nod. I laughed so hard!

  • @JBThrills
    @JBThrills 4 года назад +383

    “But now I want a kids meal” -Bruce 2020

  • @dandare9055
    @dandare9055 4 года назад +237

    "...all your barrels are belong to me."
    "He's just trolling us ain't he?"
    It might be one of more quotable HISHE Dubs so far XD

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 года назад +4

      True dat. Got the reference and shot Heinken out my nose. Burns less than coffee.

  • @theiammike123
    @theiammike123 3 года назад +25

    2:17 "You're not a leader."
    "Well _that_ hurts. Why are you doing this?"
    " *C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T.* "

  • @darkneon5637
    @darkneon5637 2 года назад +12

    5:31 "How many bite does it take to get to the center" One? Two? Three?

  • @Probablymasonyumyumscrub
    @Probablymasonyumyumscrub 4 года назад +232

    "shut up sushi"
    *we have found the perfect quote*

    • @jeanchristophe-damme2503
      @jeanchristophe-damme2503 4 года назад +1

      6:41 Pppptbhahahahaha!! Normally I don’t promote shark abuse but the way Jaws exploded from that tank was funny.

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 года назад +1

      I know right?

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 3 года назад +1

      Jean Christophe-Damme “Ow!”

    • @nicholasdruce5346
      @nicholasdruce5346 3 года назад +1

      @@cashthecurator666
      Annoying Orange: Hey, Jaws?
      Shark: What?
      Annoying Orange: Gun.

  • @lolktoskol4744
    @lolktoskol4744 4 года назад +363

    "I only have one shot."
    shoots three times

    • @absolute-dumbass
      @absolute-dumbass 3 года назад +5

      He said i only got one shot at this which meant the only opportunity.

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 3 года назад

      @@cakeguy2505 gj man

    • @adamolenoski1515
      @adamolenoski1515 3 года назад

      @@absolute-dumbass To seize everything he ever wanted, in one moment?

  • @xxneonxxrobotxx3117
    @xxneonxxrobotxx3117 3 года назад +165

    "Guess Who gonna get eaten"
    me:not the dog not dog
    "Its the dog"
    me:DANG IT

  • @victoriacrowder3743
    @victoriacrowder3743 3 года назад +454

    America during this pandemic: *Closing the beach violates my rights!*
    America after cases rapidly increase: *yOu dIdnT cLoSe tHe bEaCh*

    • @consoleguy647
      @consoleguy647 3 года назад +19

      And this is why I'm flying to England once I get my life together.
      I just can't with all the entitled assholes.

    • @tomc8157
      @tomc8157 3 года назад +9

      Maybe the next new virus just kills anyone who gets it. Doesn't care about age/health, you get it. Your done. Maybe then people will take it seriously. And why does the shark sound like Claptrap!

    • @joshsonofzeus4759
      @joshsonofzeus4759 3 года назад +8

      That's pretty much the joke.
      Karens: what about the economy?

    • @destroyer5689
      @destroyer5689 3 года назад +2

      consoleguy64 true

    • @shindari
      @shindari 3 года назад +7

      @@consoleguy647 It's cute that you think England is different.

  • @bennsonn777
    @bennsonn777 4 года назад +242

    “I lived too!”
    “Yeah, you basically did nothing.”

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 11 месяцев назад +2

      6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

  • @localomnivore4877
    @localomnivore4877 4 года назад +159

    "Closing the beach violates my rights!"

    • @roberthunter5059
      @roberthunter5059 4 года назад +26

      Where have I heard that before?

    • @sarahsays194
      @sarahsays194 4 года назад +15

      @@roberthunter5059 Yeah, it's sounds familiar... 🤔

    • @kingmkg1235
      @kingmkg1235 4 года назад +5

      Sarah Says so familiar

    • @geoffwaters8786
      @geoffwaters8786 4 года назад +6

      Well this was obviously a shot at corona, but I think when rational people see their economy collapse, food shortages, less access to medicine for cancer patients, and increased suicides it’s worth asking if every possible outdoor experience should be shut down to combat a virus that is .26% deadly according to the cdc, 1.5% according to Harvard projections, and 1% deadly in Sweden and they didn’t shut down, plus consider 80% of US losses are elderly with complications.

    • @jaimemartinez-el8wc
      @jaimemartinez-el8wc 4 года назад +17

      @@geoffwaters8786 also, polio for example isn't deadly but still dangeroussl
      Just because you survive doesn't mean you'll be alright
      Corona virus generates scar tissue meaning you might never fully recover

  • @nicolamcguirk9240
    @nicolamcguirk9240 3 года назад +62

    This is a surprisingly accurate summary of the movie.

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm 3 года назад +12

    5:24 “HA HA! All your barrels are belong to me!”
    😂🤣 loves me some nastalgia 🤪

  • @pyhardkale1884
    @pyhardkale1884 4 года назад +160

    "Stop Bonding! Im tryna sleep!"
    "Ooh, personal drama, my favorite."
    "All your barrels are belong to me!"
    🤣🤣🤣 Those are my favorites

    • @ssharkyplayss2228
      @ssharkyplayss2228 3 года назад +3

      and dont forget "you look expendable"

    • @natashab5969
      @natashab5969 Год назад

      0:55 🤣🤣

    • @FRN2013
      @FRN2013 6 месяцев назад

      "All your barrels are belong to me!" A nod to the wonderful early days of RUclips.

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 4 года назад +442

    Of course, being bitten by a shark makes you immune! Logic is impeccable, a dead person is definitely never going to get eaten again. XD

    • @uncolaman99
      @uncolaman99 4 года назад +17

      Okay, there's definitely something wrong with that logic, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Well played.

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 года назад +3

      Just happened

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 года назад

      True dat. Like Covid.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 Год назад

      @@uncolaman99 I can't put my finger on it as well. It was bitten off!

  • @MelkofficialYT
    @MelkofficialYT 4 года назад +217

    Scientists: We found the cure let's start mass production..
    ”WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY!!??”

    • @mrtzarangamer1708
      @mrtzarangamer1708 3 года назад +11

      Mass production a cure that will save thousands violet my rights

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Год назад

      Research SADS.

  • @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
    @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 2 года назад +12

    5:58 that was funny I laughed to tears.

  • @ronanmccabe8157
    @ronanmccabe8157 4 года назад +390

    It your wondering why Quint tastes like apricot it's because he had 1,no he had 2 wait he had 4 cases of apricot brandy

    • @emarycarpenter9577
      @emarycarpenter9577 4 года назад +18

      I think the secret backup plan was to kill the shark with alcohol poisoning.

    • @kagehikari4281
      @kagehikari4281 4 года назад +11

      He also got a color tv, free cable, ... and a Rolls-Royce.

  • @Danny-ru7uf
    @Danny-ru7uf 4 года назад +186

    “This is a fancy boat”
    “I know, let’s never use it again”
    *DEAD*

    • @monroemullinix5974
      @monroemullinix5974 4 года назад +11

      The one, major, glaring, gigantic plot hole in the movie.

  • @jamesmadisonwilliams4210
    @jamesmadisonwilliams4210 3 года назад +28

    Quint: “I bet you can’t bring 4 barrels under water”! Jaws: “Oh yeah watch this Oh wait I can’t go under”!

  • @briggsdalton
    @briggsdalton 11 месяцев назад +3

    4:44 I love how it looked like the shark was actually laughing

  • @johnw9771
    @johnw9771 4 года назад +298

    “And I lived too!”
    “Yes and you did absolutely nothing.”
    *Hooper has a moment of realization*

    • @akilkotamarti1000
      @akilkotamarti1000 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, but he drove the boat didn't he? And he was the only one brave enough to get in the water. And he also brought the explosive tanks on board.

    • @metronorthamtrakmatty8183
      @metronorthamtrakmatty8183 2 года назад +1

      I’m a Fan of JAWS

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 11 месяцев назад

      6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

  • @rooryan
    @rooryan 4 года назад +147

    “What about the economy?”
    “Closing the beach violates my rights!”
    (Painfully relevant dialogue)

  • @YRamsay
    @YRamsay 3 года назад +11

    2:25
    "I'm sad"
    "I'm sad"
    "Are you copying me"
    "are you copying me"
    "Quick! Pretend you're mommy"
    *weird noises*
    "There she is!"
    "Hey!"

  • @opturtlegaming8543
    @opturtlegaming8543 3 года назад +6

    Man, "guess who's gonna get eaten" is my favorite show!

  • @lukeskywalkerstudios941
    @lukeskywalkerstudios941 4 года назад +283

    Bruce: HOLA welcome to my mouth!
    Quint: Don’t let go!
    Brody: a’ll never let go
    Quint: weeeeeeeeee!

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething 4 года назад +8

      Pretty sure he said “weak” no?

    • @Greenkitten45
      @Greenkitten45 4 года назад +7

      *You taste like apricots!~*

    • @minhkhoale1712
      @minhkhoale1712 4 года назад +9

      And they played the titanic music :v

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething 4 года назад

      Luke Skywalker
      Yeah the subs say otherwise. Just thought it sounded like “weeeeak” and matched in context. Doesn’t matter really ;)

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 3 года назад

      6:04

  • @wolfknight4876
    @wolfknight4876 4 года назад +115

    Jaws literally gets blown up
    Also Jaws: Ow.

  • @FreddyFazbaer2424
    @FreddyFazbaer2424 2 года назад +11

    2:04 I’m amazed, their still using that.

  • @terrythornton39
    @terrythornton39 2 года назад +10

    I love the “you taste like apricots” .. guess they did give him the 2 cases of brandy Brody promised him lol

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 года назад +169

    6:07 "I'll never let go"
    *Weeeeeeeeeeee-*
    Weeeee(bubbles)
    -You taste like apricots!

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 4 года назад +155

    “CURSE MY CITY HANDS”
    Me, having been watching HISHE for years: “I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE”

    • @Adrischa
      @Adrischa 4 года назад +5

      Help me. Don't remember

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 4 года назад +1

      @@Adrischa no help you are alone

    • @patriciauch6763
      @patriciauch6763 4 года назад +1

      @@Yokasyan lol

    • @debrab7240
      @debrab7240 4 года назад +9

      In the movie, Quint looks at Hooper and doubts he can handle shark hunting. He looks at Hopper's hands and says, "You have city hands."

  • @chrismarks4277
    @chrismarks4277 3 года назад +8

    Don't let go...I'll never let go weeeeeeee ...with the partial titanic flute lol. This was more funnier then I thought it would be!! I enjoyed it!1

  • @budik0317
    @budik0317 3 года назад +53

    "You need to close the beaches"
    "But what about the economy"
    "Oh, I give up".
    Where have I heard something like that?

  • @andrescervantes5348
    @andrescervantes5348 4 года назад +45

    “Closing the Beach violates my rights” lmao sounds awfully similar to today’s day and time

    • @Nobody134
      @Nobody134 4 года назад +11

      “What about the economy”

    • @CS90
      @CS90 4 года назад +2

      Inspired by real-life idiots. :) Conservatives never change.

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong 4 года назад +3

      @@CS90 Say the people who topple statues, and believe that "being woke" makes you immune against the coronavirus XD

  • @JoeRoverWrites
    @JoeRoverWrites 4 года назад +72

    “I think everyone is tired of hearing your voice.” LOL
    I laughed so much during this dubs. 😂👍

  • @Shakodox
    @Shakodox 3 года назад +15

    1:51 Voldemort from self quarantine villain pub I’ve been around people all week and I feel fine

  • @samuraibebop595
    @samuraibebop595 3 года назад +7

    1:44 defines corona situation perfectly

  • @soundwavedforever7300
    @soundwavedforever7300 4 года назад +461

    You guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?
    STOP BONDING!
    IM TRYING TO SLEEP

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 года назад +9

      That was the funniest part.

    • @jessicamcculloch37
      @jessicamcculloch37 4 года назад +4

      Funny

    • @694daddy
      @694daddy 3 года назад +10

      The barrels BACC
      WHERS THE S H A R K
      No where h-he probably left
      Ok
      *comes out water* SIKE AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @adentoons6927
      @adentoons6927 3 года назад +5

      We better call for help!!!
      OH NO YOU DON’T!!!
      Help, Somebody Help!!!
      **Destroys Phone**
      *GREAT WELL WE DED!!*

    • @vandanabihari4298
      @vandanabihari4298 3 года назад

      300th like

  • @spacemegalodon5049
    @spacemegalodon5049 4 года назад +309

    "What about the economy?"
    "Closing the beach violates my rights!"
    "We can have a shark bite party. Then everyone will be immune to shark bites."
    I wonder what inspired all of these quotes.

    • @stella7530
      @stella7530 4 года назад +16

      yoooo i feel you, they were oddly familiar 👀

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 4 года назад +15

      shark: who knows?

    • @joelp77440
      @joelp77440 4 года назад +15

      Wearing a mask violate my rights, oops, I mean closing the beach violates my rights!!. Sorry, I get those mixed up.

    • @WomenCallYouMoid
      @WomenCallYouMoid 4 года назад +9

      Real life. The first qoute was inspired by the rich elite who don't care about the people, the second one was inspired by Karen and the third one was inspired by the simple morons around us (or it was just a lame joke).

    • @oaktart9950
      @oaktart9950 4 года назад

      @@joelp77440 lol

  • @silverwolfzs7601
    @silverwolfzs7601 3 года назад +9

    4:52 it actually looks like he’s laughing lol

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli 2 года назад +4

    That slapping part though... 😂
    "Character development." 😂

  • @princedavido
    @princedavido 4 года назад +670

    "Closing the beach violates my rights" sums up America during this pandemic.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes fam 🙏🏾.

    • @mastervision5902
      @mastervision5902 4 года назад +18

      ...that was the point of the joke.

    • @sunshineholtzlander5593
      @sunshineholtzlander5593 4 года назад +3

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 4 года назад +3

      Ah yes, just what we need, more politics messing up comedy

    • @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker
      @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker 4 года назад +3

      it eez pronounced M'urica

    • @TheAngusGao
      @TheAngusGao 4 года назад +7

      @@_Stormfather im sorry if real life issues are a little bit much for your tiny brain to process

  • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
    @Kains_Gaming_Channel 4 года назад +51

    "We just chumed the water for more sharks." That was the original idea for the movies ending.

  • @avaroche3984
    @avaroche3984 2 года назад +6

    Human: Where’s the shark
    Shark: idk he probably left
    Human: “Ok”
    Shark: Sike😂

  • @K28m
    @K28m 3 года назад +10

    Hey you guys wanna here my tragic backstory
    Shark: Stop bonding im trying to sleep

  • @yetz2291
    @yetz2291 4 года назад +170

    "Look at this. I have a leg"
    "Oh, look at my leg. How about you Chief, do you have a leg?"
    "Yeah, show us your leg."
    "You guys are really weird."
    "DO IT!"
    "I have a tummy."
    "Ahahahahahahahahaha(legs)"

    • @quilwantspizza6539
      @quilwantspizza6539 4 года назад +1

      Joel Yetz you wanna see my leg?

    • @spacequeen1447
      @spacequeen1447 4 года назад +3

      @Brain Emerald Do you wanna see my leg? Hahaha hah I have a leg

    • @Jack-mx6wg
      @Jack-mx6wg 4 года назад +2

      Athena Plarinou ya wanna see my leg? I’ve got one too

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 года назад +2

      Hey, you guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?

    • @RyoAstra
      @RyoAstra 4 года назад

      This Is weird.
      #1 we share the same name
      #2 I read this at the exact moment it happened.

  • @DgardsGaming
    @DgardsGaming 4 года назад +151

    “It’s the Dog”
    John Wicks “where’s my dog”

  • @astondoesstuff
    @astondoesstuff 2 года назад +7

    that duck noise at 4:32 used to be my alarm and i suddenly got flashbacks

  • @jamesmadisonwilliams4210
    @jamesmadisonwilliams4210 3 года назад +50

    Boomer Kid: “Ooooh I love Hot Dogs, But now I want a Kids meal”!

    • @MikaylaROL
      @MikaylaROL 3 года назад +5

      I died at that part 😂

  • @RobotProphetsMoon
    @RobotProphetsMoon 4 года назад +16

    3:00 "This is a fancy boat." "Let's never use it again!" 🤣🤣

  • @SuperFunkyMonkey19
    @SuperFunkyMonkey19 4 года назад +145

    "You taste like apricots!" - Bruce, the high pitched talking shark

    • @sunshineholtzlander5593
      @sunshineholtzlander5593 4 года назад +5

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 11 месяцев назад

      “I never knew my FATHA!!!” Lol 😆
      - Bruce 🦈(Finding Nemo)

  • @bakonboi110
    @bakonboi110 3 года назад +8

    This is one of HISHE's best productions change my mind
    I would rather watch this than the movie.

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 Год назад

      I don't wanna change your mind, mate. I completely agree!

  • @gp_generalpenguin9271
    @gp_generalpenguin9271 3 года назад +7

    4:25 I laugh at it all the time

  • @Andrew.170
    @Andrew.170 4 года назад +59

    GUESS WHO"S GONNA BE EATEN!!!
    It's the dog...
    I"M SADDDDDD.
    Chewie: YEAHHHHHH

  • @GameHopping
    @GameHopping 4 года назад +38

    "And you did absolutely nothing." Actually this is true.

    • @darinnetherland3466
      @darinnetherland3466 4 года назад

      GameHopping he convinced Brody they didn’t catch the right shark?

    • @GameHopping
      @GameHopping 4 года назад +1

      @@darinnetherland3466 On the boat when it was just the three of them.

  • @as400caterpillar5
    @as400caterpillar5 3 года назад +5

    I like it how they did the scene like jack and rose

  • @Kydrogen
    @Kydrogen 3 года назад +138

    2020 be all like: let's close everything to be safe
    "What about the economy!?"
    This violates my rights

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 3 года назад +6

      Americans

    • @rickoshay5525
      @rickoshay5525 3 года назад +10

      With a 99.99 percent chance of survival, I will continue taking my chances.

    • @mattstorm6568
      @mattstorm6568 3 года назад +4

      "To be safe", yeah, sure, that's what it was all about.

    • @DeanneM1726
      @DeanneM1726 3 года назад +2

      Retracted my comment. I'm out of this conversation.

    • @MajesticalHonky
      @MajesticalHonky 3 года назад

      @@mattstorm6568 Never to ashamed to show your ignorance. Nice.

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 4 года назад +76

    “Let’s play, guess who’s gonna get eaten?” 😂

    • @wolfultra8757
      @wolfultra8757 4 года назад +3

      Is it gonna be this Lady?
      Or this small child?
      Or maybe even the dog?

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 года назад +2

      Wolfgang SU Kylo Ren: Dude, where’s my dog?

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 года назад +1

      YOUR DOG GOT EATEN BY A SHARK! sorry for your loss.
      (That was just in the movie and not in real life.)

    • @Hmmm777
      @Hmmm777 3 года назад +1

      "Where's the dog?"

    • @adentoons6927
      @adentoons6927 3 года назад +1

      Mmmm, I love hot dogs!!

  • @GamerGabe_DJPJ0705
    @GamerGabe_DJPJ0705 4 года назад +7

    "Wow this a fancy boat"
    "I know! Let's never use it again"
    🤣

  • @user-yg4om8rd1z
    @user-yg4om8rd1z 4 года назад +13

    “Wanna see my leg?”
    _”Y’all are weird.”_
    “Come one!”
    _”I got a tummy,”_
    “Ahahha!”
    *_Shut up im trying to sleep!_*

  • @shahinshakp1011
    @shahinshakp1011 Год назад +3

    0:01 Bruce saying hello to everything he sees in front of him is both adorable and funny

  • @RobotJeeg
    @RobotJeeg 4 года назад +58

    Best joke is:
    "Why are you doing this to me?"
    (whispering) "Character development!"

  • @LEGOFandomKing
    @LEGOFandomKing 4 года назад +41

    “Shut up, sushi” that got me 😂

  • @theparrishshow9803
    @theparrishshow9803 3 года назад +4

    3:57
    This facial expression is honestly better than the face Brody made in the original movie

  • @onlymemesbyphantom_wc4211
    @onlymemesbyphantom_wc4211 3 года назад +8

    2:44 I am dying 😂 😂 😂 😝 XD

  • @CDHfilms
    @CDHfilms 4 года назад +164

    Hooper: "Hey what if we feed it poisonous bate?" I even got some poison here with me". Quint: Shut up Hooper, this isn't some internet parody! Brody: "What's internet???" Quint: "Uhhhhh… Nothing shut up."

  • @user-yz5fu1og9v
    @user-yz5fu1og9v 4 года назад +55

    "this is for all those barrels"
    " Here comes the nom nom nom now nom"
    -Bruce 2020

  • @shanemerrigan1994
    @shanemerrigan1994 3 года назад +2

    "If there was ever a moment for quotable catch phrase... it would be right now."
    *2 Minutes and 40 Seconds Later*
    "Shut up, sushi!"

  • @akawojo
    @akawojo 3 года назад +2

    Brilliant! No words for it. Thanks so much for your diligence and creativity!

  • @feltrix334
    @feltrix334 4 года назад +31

    "I only have one shot at this."
    *Shoots three times.*

  • @joe_ginger4201
    @joe_ginger4201 4 года назад +112

    I've never seen Jaws before so this was a great impression of it lol

    • @anxtxa
      @anxtxa 4 года назад +2

      But i saw meg

    • @NEI7HAN
      @NEI7HAN 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @SireeeMusic
      @SireeeMusic 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Alex-fc3bn
      @Alex-fc3bn 4 года назад +1

      Same here haha, I only know the Jaws shark with that voice XD

    • @haircut
      @haircut 4 года назад

      How would you know that if you've never seen it? 🤔

  • @sephiroth7228
    @sephiroth7228 3 года назад +6

    6:33
    Woop woop woop woop 😂😂😂😂

  • @DuizhangLu
    @DuizhangLu 3 года назад +3

    The response of the mayor to the shark is pretty much how the American government responded to Covid-19. "What problem? There's no problem!" "It's literally killing people!" "Lalalala, I'm not listening"

  • @Jack-mx6wg
    @Jack-mx6wg 4 года назад +263

    “Hey. You look expendable.”
    (Scoffs)“Rude!!”
    “Wanna go swim in the dark ocean?”
    “Okay!”
    (Drunk Laughing)

  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 4 года назад +75

    "Closing the beach violates my rights" - That 70's Karen

    • @xxicemaster314
      @xxicemaster314 4 года назад +3

      Considering the protests against lockdown because of Corona I’m pretty sure it still applies today

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 года назад +3

      XXICEMASTER looks like we found the SJW!
      Psst! A disease with a less than 10% mortality rate is a little different than getting eaten by a 35 foot long shark.

    • @Silverizael
      @Silverizael 4 года назад +6

      @@TheRealNormanBates How? The shark will likely have an even lower mortality rate among the entire beach population there. So...the shark is actually safer than COVID19.

  • @ssharkyplayss2228
    @ssharkyplayss2228 3 года назад +2

    i love how quint is just like "BARRELS!!!"

  • @nhojsaibot7239
    @nhojsaibot7239 3 года назад +2

    "Stop Bonding!, I'm trying to sleep!"

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 года назад +1

      this is the only thing that explains why the shark would start a attack and wait like 14 hours to strike again
      the real reasion was the director didnt wanna sit through that backstory any more then the audience would. so shark un nerves the cast, but dosent attack lol