HISHE Dubs - Jaws (Comedy Recap)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @BullyDenson4
    @BullyDenson4 4 года назад +717

    That Shark is the most underrated character in HISHE universe. He was about to eat Batman on one villain pub episode

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 4 года назад +11

      because he's batman

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 4 года назад +4

      sayko kabak so because he’s Batman he was about to get eaten by Jaws

    • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
      @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 4 года назад +17

      But doctor strange saved him but he won’t tell you that because he’s Batman

    • @RedSpino
      @RedSpino 4 года назад +7

      And if doctor strange didn't save him he very well have done.

    • @tylerjones7592
      @tylerjones7592 4 года назад +7

      he also tried to eat batman in the Adam West movie

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 года назад +658

    "We're randos having a beach party."
    Almost every opening to any horror flick ever. Although sometimes it's a house warming, a break-in, woods exploration, etc.

    • @michaeljeacock
      @michaeljeacock 4 года назад +8

      or florida its all of them. ah wait that wasn't a horror flick. that was 2020

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 4 года назад +9

      Friends driving into the middle of nowhere. Ie. Texas Chainsaw Massacre or The Hills Have Eyes

    • @iverkjellkken6569
      @iverkjellkken6569 2 года назад +3

      That or the one person left alone in the house, office, parking garage, alley, etc.

  • @peterh.3735
    @peterh.3735 4 года назад +431

    Best observation:
    "Wow, this is a fancy boat!"
    "Yeah, let's NEVER use it again!"
    I've watched JAWS repeatedly for years, and have always thought this when I see this scene. Glad to see someone voice and echo my thought here.

    • @DarkArtistKaiser
      @DarkArtistKaiser 4 года назад +10

      True, but hey, can't beat the iconic Orca.

    • @deathshead357
      @deathshead357 3 года назад +16

      They hired QUINT to kill the shark, so he's obviously going to use his boat which he uses every day to fish for sharks.

    • @D33Lux
      @D33Lux 3 года назад +12

      @@deathshead357 Exactly and he clearly showed disdain for Hoopers wealth so there was no way a prideful man like Quint would get on Hoopers million dollar boat.

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 года назад +1

      True dat.

    • @zayyanhakim747
      @zayyanhakim747 2 года назад +1

      2:46 is this it?

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 4 года назад +2262

    Jaws is the best voiced character in the Hishe Universe

  • @giveme9996
    @giveme9996 4 года назад +854

    Chief: Ohhh what could possibly have done this
    Shark: who knows?

  • @hazelnelson5756
    @hazelnelson5756 4 года назад +612

    "Foreshadowing..."
    "Who said that?"
    "It was me!!"
    "If there was ever a moment for a quotable catch phrase... it would be right now."

  • @baguettebricks891
    @baguettebricks891 4 года назад +563

    “Nothing ever goes wrong here” one second later: “SOMEONE WAS JUST BITTEN IN HALF!!!!”

    • @et99366
      @et99366 4 года назад +4

      wow you got the joke

    • @claudewinters2091
      @claudewinters2091 4 года назад +2

      Clearly that was a suicide

    • @JohnDoe-hr4cf
      @JohnDoe-hr4cf 4 года назад +3

      “To show you the power of Flex Tape, I bit this person in half! Nomnomnomnom....”

  • @desmondgentle1474
    @desmondgentle1474 4 года назад +366

    I will never get enough of that Jaws voice.

    • @wibble6966
      @wibble6966 4 года назад +7

      do u mean bruce voice

    • @Shark-R900
      @Shark-R900 4 года назад +5

      @@wibble6966 his name is bruce

    • @anthonynaffa5147
      @anthonynaffa5147 2 года назад +3

      5:50 YOU TASTLE LIKE APRICOTS

    • @mrkdavis22
      @mrkdavis22 2 года назад +3

      HA ha all your barrels are belong to me!

    • @Lord9Genesis
      @Lord9Genesis 2 года назад

      Check out the classic SNL skit about Jaws

  • @madi.williams3268
    @madi.williams3268 4 года назад +233

    "barrels only"
    "But they don't work."
    "Barrels only!"

    • @ssharkyplayss2228
      @ssharkyplayss2228 3 года назад +12

      "but"
      "BARRELS!"

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 2 года назад +4

      "All your barrels are belong to me!" 😂

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 года назад

      "Vaccines only!"
      "But, they don't work!"
      "VACCINES ONLY!"

    • @michaelhinton8530
      @michaelhinton8530 2 года назад +4

      @@erikhermansen3431 “Where did he go?”
      *Barrels Pop up*
      “He’s just trolling us ain’t he?”

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Год назад +1

      “BARRELS!”
      - Pewdiepie

  • @andrewreegs6319
    @andrewreegs6319 4 года назад +553

    "Hey, you look expendable"
    -Steven Speilberg

    • @ridgefrost
      @ridgefrost 4 года назад +5

      its basically his motto

    • @mysoggypants101
      @mysoggypants101 4 года назад +3

      Not only to her character but also the actors spine!

    • @atwunz
      @atwunz 4 года назад +1

      Sylvester: Yes, we are the expendables.

  • @pizzaperson1096
    @pizzaperson1096 4 года назад +294

    “I’m just swimming all alone in the dark, I hope nothing bad happens to me”
    3 seconds later...
    “Aahaaaa something bad happened to me!”

    • @salcedoh
      @salcedoh 4 года назад +4

      I four minutes later

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 4 года назад +6

      Really this itself shouldn’t have caused the beach to close anyway, she was swimming far out to a booey at night, she was asking to get eaten ,

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 года назад

      you forgot: "I'm expendable!!!!"

  • @daxbradley4346
    @daxbradley4346 4 года назад +75

    Bruce: "All your barrels are belong to me!"
    Nicely played, HISHE. Nicely played

  • @alfiro-morgif3908
    @alfiro-morgif3908 4 года назад +281

    I can’t be the only one who laughs every time I hear Jaws’s voice.
    Hilarious, is kinda like Alpha from Up, you think that will have a voice like Thanos, but after you listen to it it’s so funny and somehow still manage to be intimidating

    • @bigironmanfanmomo6953
      @bigironmanfanmomo6953 4 года назад +7

      Me hahahahah 😂😅🤣

    • @godzillafan3681
      @godzillafan3681 4 года назад +1

      Its so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Laura-xj8gh
      @Laura-xj8gh 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @abdullahsajid1371
      @abdullahsajid1371 4 года назад +2

      Jaws voice is like a cow boy mix girl lol

    • @iamsherlocked7448
      @iamsherlocked7448 4 года назад

      Your not because I was laughing the whole time watching this

  • @ronanmccabe8157
    @ronanmccabe8157 4 года назад +390

    It your wondering why Quint tastes like apricot it's because he had 1,no he had 2 wait he had 4 cases of apricot brandy

    • @emarycarpenter9577
      @emarycarpenter9577 4 года назад +18

      I think the secret backup plan was to kill the shark with alcohol poisoning.

    • @kagehikari4281
      @kagehikari4281 4 года назад +13

      He also got a color tv, free cable, ... and a Rolls-Royce.

  • @RobertWDeemer
    @RobertWDeemer 3 года назад +84

    5:50
    Don't let go!
    I'll never let go!
    (Lets go)
    Weeeee!
    This is for all those barrels!
    (Gets eaten)
    That's not pleasant!
    That had me in stitches 🤣

    • @Isaac-wd9ci
      @Isaac-wd9ci Год назад +4

      And the titanic music in the background 😂

    • @mancityfan2004
      @mancityfan2004 Год назад +6

      Weee- *gurgling*
      "You taste like apricots"

    • @Crazy_Caleb320
      @Crazy_Caleb320 Год назад +3

      ⁠Well..this is great
      MORE PLEASE!!

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 5 месяцев назад

      (Lets* go)

    • @Trajanlambeck
      @Trajanlambeck 12 дней назад

      The owner of the boat that’s not pleasant
      The owner of the boat weeee bababababab
      The shark you taste advertise
      The other guy this is great

  • @russellmitchell1579
    @russellmitchell1579 4 года назад +386

    😄"I love hotdogs but now I want a kids' meal"😆
    "You taste like Apricots"
    And that voice 😂🤣

  • @dandare9055
    @dandare9055 4 года назад +238

    "...all your barrels are belong to me."
    "He's just trolling us ain't he?"
    It might be one of more quotable HISHE Dubs so far XD

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 года назад +4

      True dat. Got the reference and shot Heinken out my nose. Burns less than coffee.

  • @slugboy4
    @slugboy4 3 года назад +115

    "But what about the ECONOMY?!"
    That line fits so perfectly it burns. Truly it shall always be relevant.

    • @zyloproductions4870
      @zyloproductions4870 2 года назад +2

      Can we please close the beaches now?!

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад

      Screw the economy

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 года назад +1

      There will always be risks. Post signs, and let people take their own risks.

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Год назад

      Clearly you were one of the blind sheep who didn't realize that the economy affects EVERYONE, not just old and unhealthy people. Also, hopefully, you know now why THAT happened...

  • @boop4012
    @boop4012 4 года назад +3481

    This dub made me realize that this whole movie was full of Karens and Kevins

    • @TheRaven5138
      @TheRaven5138 4 года назад +226

      I believe the correct term is Karen’s and Kyles

    • @benjininja4376
      @benjininja4376 4 года назад +64

      Omg you are so right. I didn’t even notice. But then again I didn’t know about karens and keves back when I watched it

    • @josephthespaceman3277
      @josephthespaceman3277 4 года назад +6

      Yas

    • @ultra_ore
      @ultra_ore 4 года назад +33

      But the economy, so annoying.

    • @confusednick1046
      @confusednick1046 4 года назад +19

      I asume kevins are male karens

  • @JBThrills
    @JBThrills 4 года назад +388

    “But now I want a kids meal” -Bruce 2020

  • @thatnoctutnallizard4600
    @thatnoctutnallizard4600 3 года назад +377

    "Closing the beaches violates my rights "
    Couldn't have described 2020 any better

    • @dafuzzbear7711
      @dafuzzbear7711 2 года назад +2

      Dang I was gonna comment this

    • @darknessdescending6695
      @darknessdescending6695 2 года назад

      @@dafuzzbear7711 Same. 😂😂😂

    • @SevenSixTwo2012
      @SevenSixTwo2012 2 года назад

      Clearly you don't need to have any "rights", since you're already resigned on not using them. Simply wait for government to tell you what rights you will be granted (aka privileges). Those pesky boomer rights are overrated anyway, we should just get rid of them! Our elites know what's best for us.... In the elites we trust! 😎

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 Год назад

      Yeah...that didn't age well...

    • @allannovak641
      @allannovak641 7 месяцев назад

      Bri did a simpsons on us

  • @rooryan
    @rooryan 4 года назад +147

    “What about the economy?”
    “Closing the beach violates my rights!”
    (Painfully relevant dialogue)

  • @johnpaulgan
    @johnpaulgan 4 года назад +126

    You missed the perfect opportunity to say "Let's go get that son of a fish..."

  • @ColinCartoons
    @ColinCartoons 3 года назад +42

    “Stop bonding! I’m trying to sleep!”

  • @Probably_Mason
    @Probably_Mason 4 года назад +236

    "shut up sushi"
    *we have found the perfect quote*

    • @jeanchristophe-damme2503
      @jeanchristophe-damme2503 4 года назад +1

      6:41 Pppptbhahahahaha!! Normally I don’t promote shark abuse but the way Jaws exploded from that tank was funny.

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 года назад +1

      I know right?

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 года назад +1

      Jean Christophe-Damme “Ow!”

    • @nicholasdruce5346
      @nicholasdruce5346 4 года назад +1

      @@cashthecurator666
      Annoying Orange: Hey, Jaws?
      Shark: What?
      Annoying Orange: Gun.

  • @smhtship
    @smhtship 4 года назад +159

    "Stop Bonding! Im tryna sleep!"
    "Ooh, personal drama, my favorite."
    "All your barrels are belong to me!"
    🤣🤣🤣 Those are my favorites

    • @ssharkyplayss2228
      @ssharkyplayss2228 3 года назад +3

      and dont forget "you look expendable"

    • @TravelingFancyPants
      @TravelingFancyPants Год назад

      0:55 🤣🤣

    • @FRN2013
      @FRN2013 11 месяцев назад

      "All your barrels are belong to me!" A nod to the wonderful early days of RUclips.

  • @adentoons6927
    @adentoons6927 4 года назад +86

    Shark Cage: Check!!
    Shark Poison: Check!!
    Shark itself: Behind ya!!
    Ahh I dropped it, curse my city hands!! 🤣🤣

    • @tigerproducts6905
      @tigerproducts6905 3 года назад +2

      How many bags does it take to get inside

    • @Koteb
      @Koteb 3 года назад

      Why do they need shark poison, if they only use barrels?

    • @heriocilllusion3295
      @heriocilllusion3295 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 года назад

      How many bites does it take to get to the center? One, two, three...
      Three.
      Tootsie roll comercial nod. I laughed so hard!

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 4 года назад +442

    Of course, being bitten by a shark makes you immune! Logic is impeccable, a dead person is definitely never going to get eaten again. XD

    • @uncolaman99
      @uncolaman99 4 года назад +17

      Okay, there's definitely something wrong with that logic, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Well played.

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 года назад +3

      Just happened

    • @havemercy4345
      @havemercy4345 2 года назад

      True dat. Like Covid.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 2 года назад

      @@uncolaman99 I can't put my finger on it as well. It was bitten off!

  • @bennsonn777
    @bennsonn777 4 года назад +242

    “I lived too!”
    “Yeah, you basically did nothing.”

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Год назад +2

      6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

  • @tyrkuclub6398
    @tyrkuclub6398 3 года назад +32

    Martin: "Yeah I did it, I lived, oh it's all getting in my mouth 'Spitting' "
    Matt: "And I lived too"
    Martin: "Yes, and you did absolutely nothing"
    'Silence'
    Martin: "Let's get outta here, and.. and paddle fast, cause we just chummed the water for more sharks.
    Probably my favourite endings of hishe dubs so far.

  • @johnw9771
    @johnw9771 4 года назад +298

    “And I lived too!”
    “Yes and you did absolutely nothing.”
    *Hooper has a moment of realization*

    • @akilkotamarti1000
      @akilkotamarti1000 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, but he drove the boat didn't he? And he was the only one brave enough to get in the water. And he also brought the explosive tanks on board.

    • @metronorthamtrakmatty8183
      @metronorthamtrakmatty8183 2 года назад +1

      I’m a Fan of JAWS

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Год назад

      6:29 That part was absolutely hilariously awkward. 🤣

  • @lolktoskol4744
    @lolktoskol4744 4 года назад +363

    "I only have one shot."
    shoots three times

    • @absolute-dumbass
      @absolute-dumbass 4 года назад +5

      He said i only got one shot at this which meant the only opportunity.

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 4 года назад

      @@cakeguy2505 gj man

    • @adamolenoski1515
      @adamolenoski1515 4 года назад

      @@absolute-dumbass To seize everything he ever wanted, in one moment?

  • @vinaykadam2753
    @vinaykadam2753 4 года назад +37

    "Shut up, sushi! "
    - Chief Brody.

  • @LostDeltaStudios
    @LostDeltaStudios 4 года назад +284

    Bruce: HOLA welcome to my mouth!
    Quint: Don’t let go!
    Brody: a’ll never let go
    Quint: weeeeeeeeee!

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething 4 года назад +8

      Pretty sure he said “weak” no?

    • @Greenkitten45
      @Greenkitten45 4 года назад +7

      *You taste like apricots!~*

    • @minhkhoale1712
      @minhkhoale1712 4 года назад +9

      And they played the titanic music :v

    • @SeemsLikeSomething
      @SeemsLikeSomething 4 года назад

      Luke Skywalker
      Yeah the subs say otherwise. Just thought it sounded like “weeeeak” and matched in context. Doesn’t matter really ;)

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 3 года назад

      6:04

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 4 года назад +154

    “CURSE MY CITY HANDS”
    Me, having been watching HISHE for years: “I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE”

    • @Adrischa
      @Adrischa 4 года назад +5

      Help me. Don't remember

    • @Yokasyan
      @Yokasyan 4 года назад +1

      @@Adrischa no help you are alone

    • @patriciauch6763
      @patriciauch6763 4 года назад +1

      @@Yokasyan lol

    • @debrab7240
      @debrab7240 4 года назад +9

      In the movie, Quint looks at Hooper and doubts he can handle shark hunting. He looks at Hopper's hands and says, "You have city hands."

  • @nicolamcguirk9240
    @nicolamcguirk9240 4 года назад +64

    This is a surprisingly accurate summary of the movie.

  • @JoeRoverBooks
    @JoeRoverBooks 4 года назад +73

    “I think everyone is tired of hearing your voice.” LOL
    I laughed so much during this dubs. 😂👍

  • @princedavido
    @princedavido 4 года назад +669

    "Closing the beach violates my rights" sums up America during this pandemic.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes fam 🙏🏾.

    • @mastervision5902
      @mastervision5902 4 года назад +18

      ...that was the point of the joke.

    • @sunshineholtzlander5593
      @sunshineholtzlander5593 4 года назад +3

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 4 года назад +3

      Ah yes, just what we need, more politics messing up comedy

    • @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker
      @AnakinIHateSandSkywalker 4 года назад +3

      it eez pronounced M'urica

    • @TheAngusGao
      @TheAngusGao 4 года назад +7

      @@_Stormfather im sorry if real life issues are a little bit much for your tiny brain to process

  • @victoriacrowder3743
    @victoriacrowder3743 4 года назад +455

    America during this pandemic: *Closing the beach violates my rights!*
    America after cases rapidly increase: *yOu dIdnT cLoSe tHe bEaCh*

    • @missmillion3864
      @missmillion3864 4 года назад +19

      And this is why I'm flying to England once I get my life together.
      I just can't with all the entitled assholes.

    • @tomc8157
      @tomc8157 4 года назад +9

      Maybe the next new virus just kills anyone who gets it. Doesn't care about age/health, you get it. Your done. Maybe then people will take it seriously. And why does the shark sound like Claptrap!

    • @joshsonofzeus4759
      @joshsonofzeus4759 4 года назад +8

      That's pretty much the joke.
      Karens: what about the economy?

    • @destroyer5689
      @destroyer5689 4 года назад +2

      consoleguy64 true

    • @shindari
      @shindari 4 года назад +7

      @@missmillion3864 It's cute that you think England is different.

  • @localomnivore4877
    @localomnivore4877 4 года назад +161

    "Closing the beach violates my rights!"

    • @roberthunter5059
      @roberthunter5059 4 года назад +26

      Where have I heard that before?

    • @sarahsays194
      @sarahsays194 4 года назад +15

      @@roberthunter5059 Yeah, it's sounds familiar... 🤔

    • @kingmkg1235
      @kingmkg1235 4 года назад +5

      Sarah Says so familiar

    • @geoffwaters8786
      @geoffwaters8786 4 года назад +6

      Well this was obviously a shot at corona, but I think when rational people see their economy collapse, food shortages, less access to medicine for cancer patients, and increased suicides it’s worth asking if every possible outdoor experience should be shut down to combat a virus that is .26% deadly according to the cdc, 1.5% according to Harvard projections, and 1% deadly in Sweden and they didn’t shut down, plus consider 80% of US losses are elderly with complications.

    • @jaimemartinez-el8wc
      @jaimemartinez-el8wc 4 года назад +17

      @@geoffwaters8786 also, polio for example isn't deadly but still dangeroussl
      Just because you survive doesn't mean you'll be alright
      Corona virus generates scar tissue meaning you might never fully recover

  • @Danny-ru7uf
    @Danny-ru7uf 4 года назад +187

    “This is a fancy boat”
    “I know, let’s never use it again”
    *DEAD*

    • @monroemullinix5974
      @monroemullinix5974 4 года назад +11

      The one, major, glaring, gigantic plot hole in the movie.

  • @xxneonxxrobotxx3117
    @xxneonxxrobotxx3117 3 года назад +168

    "Guess Who gonna get eaten"
    me:not the dog not dog
    "Its the dog"
    me:DANG IT

  • @spacemegalodon5049
    @spacemegalodon5049 4 года назад +309

    "What about the economy?"
    "Closing the beach violates my rights!"
    "We can have a shark bite party. Then everyone will be immune to shark bites."
    I wonder what inspired all of these quotes.

    • @stella7530
      @stella7530 4 года назад +16

      yoooo i feel you, they were oddly familiar 👀

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 4 года назад +15

      shark: who knows?

    • @joelp77440
      @joelp77440 4 года назад +15

      Wearing a mask violate my rights, oops, I mean closing the beach violates my rights!!. Sorry, I get those mixed up.

    • @oaktart9950
      @oaktart9950 4 года назад

      @@joelp77440 lol

    • @The_Ultimate_Agent
      @The_Ultimate_Agent 2 года назад +2

      “How many bites does it take to get to the center?! One?! Two?! Three!” I wonder what inspired this quote.

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 года назад +171

    6:07 "I'll never let go"
    *Weeeeeeeeeeee-*
    Weeeee(bubbles)
    -You taste like apricots!

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 2 года назад +14

    1:22 “I love hotdogs! But now I want a kids meal!” Oh god 😂

  • @Kains_Gaming_Channel
    @Kains_Gaming_Channel 4 года назад +50

    "We just chumed the water for more sharks." That was the original idea for the movies ending.

  • @CDHfilms
    @CDHfilms 4 года назад +163

    Hooper: "Hey what if we feed it poisonous bate?" I even got some poison here with me". Quint: Shut up Hooper, this isn't some internet parody! Brody: "What's internet???" Quint: "Uhhhhh… Nothing shut up."

  • @theiammike123
    @theiammike123 3 года назад +27

    2:17 "You're not a leader."
    "Well _that_ hurts. Why are you doing this?"
    " *C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T.* "

  • @yetz2291
    @yetz2291 4 года назад +169

    "Look at this. I have a leg"
    "Oh, look at my leg. How about you Chief, do you have a leg?"
    "Yeah, show us your leg."
    "You guys are really weird."
    "DO IT!"
    "I have a tummy."
    "Ahahahahahahahahaha(legs)"

    • @quilwantspizza6539
      @quilwantspizza6539 4 года назад +1

      Joel Yetz you wanna see my leg?

    • @spacequeen1447
      @spacequeen1447 4 года назад +3

      @Brain Emerald Do you wanna see my leg? Hahaha hah I have a leg

    • @Jack-mx6wg
      @Jack-mx6wg 4 года назад +2

      Athena Plarinou ya wanna see my leg? I’ve got one too

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 года назад +2

      Hey, you guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?

    • @RyoAstra
      @RyoAstra 4 года назад

      This Is weird.
      #1 we share the same name
      #2 I read this at the exact moment it happened.

  • @andrescervantes5348
    @andrescervantes5348 4 года назад +45

    “Closing the Beach violates my rights” lmao sounds awfully similar to today’s day and time

    • @Nobody134
      @Nobody134 4 года назад +11

      “What about the economy”

    • @CS90
      @CS90 4 года назад +2

      Inspired by real-life idiots. :) Conservatives never change.

    • @nielsdejong
      @nielsdejong 4 года назад +3

      @@CS90 Say the people who topple statues, and believe that "being woke" makes you immune against the coronavirus XD

  • @MelkofficialYT
    @MelkofficialYT 4 года назад +217

    Scientists: We found the cure let's start mass production..
    ”WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY!!??”

    • @mrtzarangamer1708
      @mrtzarangamer1708 3 года назад +11

      Mass production a cure that will save thousands violet my rights

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 года назад

      Research SADS.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +90

    Swimming in a dark ocean, what can go wrong? This makes me miss the Jaws ride at Universal Studios Florida. Shark Bite Party? Party like it's 1999

    • @warpartyattheoutpost4987
      @warpartyattheoutpost4987 4 года назад

      I went on the JAWS ride at Universal Studios California when I was 5. My adoptive parents didn't know I saw JAWS in a drive-in movie theater when I was 3 and had a phobia.
      It wasn't a pleasant afternoon for the adults who had to deal with a 5 year old going X-23.

  • @wolfknight4876
    @wolfknight4876 4 года назад +116

    Jaws literally gets blown up
    Also Jaws: Ow.

  • @darkneon5637
    @darkneon5637 2 года назад +12

    5:31 "How many bite does it take to get to the center" One? Two? Three?

  • @soundwavedforever7300
    @soundwavedforever7300 4 года назад +462

    You guys wanna hear my tragic backstory?
    STOP BONDING!
    IM TRYING TO SLEEP

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 года назад +9

      That was the funniest part.

    • @jessicamcculloch37
      @jessicamcculloch37 4 года назад +4

      Funny

    • @694daddy
      @694daddy 4 года назад +10

      The barrels BACC
      WHERS THE S H A R K
      No where h-he probably left
      Ok
      *comes out water* SIKE AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @adentoons6927
      @adentoons6927 4 года назад +5

      We better call for help!!!
      OH NO YOU DON’T!!!
      Help, Somebody Help!!!
      **Destroys Phone**
      *GREAT WELL WE DED!!*

    • @vandanabihari4298
      @vandanabihari4298 4 года назад

      300th like

  • @SuperFunkyMonkey19
    @SuperFunkyMonkey19 4 года назад +145

    "You taste like apricots!" - Bruce, the high pitched talking shark

    • @sunshineholtzlander5593
      @sunshineholtzlander5593 4 года назад +5

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Jdabomb93
      @Jdabomb93 Год назад

      “I never knew my FATHA!!!” Lol 😆
      - Bruce 🦈(Finding Nemo)

  • @terrythornton39
    @terrythornton39 3 года назад +11

    I love the “you taste like apricots” .. guess they did give him the 2 cases of brandy Brody promised him lol

  • @Andrew.170
    @Andrew.170 4 года назад +59

    GUESS WHO"S GONNA BE EATEN!!!
    It's the dog...
    I"M SADDDDDD.
    Chewie: YEAHHHHHH

  • @Jack-mx6wg
    @Jack-mx6wg 4 года назад +263

    “Hey. You look expendable.”
    (Scoffs)“Rude!!”
    “Wanna go swim in the dark ocean?”
    “Okay!”
    (Drunk Laughing)

  • @jamesmadisonwilliams4210
    @jamesmadisonwilliams4210 4 года назад +28

    Quint: “I bet you can’t bring 4 barrels under water”! Jaws: “Oh yeah watch this Oh wait I can’t go under”!

  • @DgardsGaming
    @DgardsGaming 4 года назад +151

    “It’s the Dog”
    John Wicks “where’s my dog”

  • @beccag2758
    @beccag2758 4 года назад +165

    Person trying to help people: PEOPLES LIVES ARE AT STAKE!!!
    Mayor: but the economy!!
    Other person: if you close stuff that violates my rights!!
    Us: well this seems weirdly familiar

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 4 года назад +8

      Politics and religion - either one is gonna be the death of the human race some day.

    • @teutonicknight23
      @teutonicknight23 4 года назад +1

      🙄 whatever.

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 4 года назад +3

      @M.B even if there wasn't religion or politics factions would still form on which science was right.

    • @justlex2070
      @justlex2070 4 года назад +2

      Why r yall arguing, just laugh at @Becca G's post and leave

    • @teutonicknight23
      @teutonicknight23 4 года назад +1

      @M.B so when do we open the economy?
      also are you gonna force people to not believe in what they choose???????

  • @budik0317
    @budik0317 4 года назад +52

    "You need to close the beaches"
    "But what about the economy"
    "Oh, I give up".
    Where have I heard something like that?

  • @Maya-od1on
    @Maya-od1on 4 года назад +154

    "closing the beach viOlAtES mY riGhTs"
    "wHaT aBoUt tHe eConOmY?"
    "lEt'S hAvE a sHaRk-BiTiNg pArTy sO wE'rE iMmUnE tO sHaRk bITeS"
    hmm....this sounds so familiar but I just can't put my finger on where it came from...

    • @bzell7728
      @bzell7728 4 года назад +6

      Maya Inal to
      Haha
      Glad I m not the only one who's thinks they recognize this

    • @Aiijuin
      @Aiijuin 4 года назад +2

      Lol!

    • @Jimmy94411
      @Jimmy94411 4 месяца назад

      Well this aged like milk😂

  • @xlyflw
    @xlyflw 4 года назад +100

    Who else has never seen this movie but is still watching since this this channel so good.

  • @riceracm
    @riceracm 4 года назад +13

    5:24 “HA HA! All your barrels are belong to me!”
    😂🤣 loves me some nastalgia 🤪

  • @YakkoWarner
    @YakkoWarner 4 года назад +121

    "But what about the economy‽"
    Haha, good thing this is just a movie, and no one would say anything like that in an actual crisis!

    • @katarinacarrico7887
      @katarinacarrico7887 4 года назад +8

      Ha ha ha, HA ha ha ha ha ha! *cries*

    • @eniklisnihm4565
      @eniklisnihm4565 4 года назад +3

      @@katarinacarrico7887 haheh ha CRIES!

    • @paulypoobrain2929
      @paulypoobrain2929 4 года назад +4

      Yup
      *sighs*

    • @SKatie09
      @SKatie09 4 года назад +2

      TOO REAL!

    • @StayinOnePiece
      @StayinOnePiece 4 года назад +2

      Just like real life, they opened the beaches; still didn't open the economy at that time though.

  • @joe_ginger4201
    @joe_ginger4201 4 года назад +112

    I've never seen Jaws before so this was a great impression of it lol

    • @v.vqlkry
      @v.vqlkry 4 года назад +2

      But i saw meg

    • @v.nate1726
      @v.nate1726 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @SireeeMusic
      @SireeeMusic 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Alex-fc3bn
      @Alex-fc3bn 4 года назад +1

      Same here haha, I only know the Jaws shark with that voice XD

    • @haircut
      @haircut 4 года назад

      How would you know that if you've never seen it? 🤔

  • @astondoesstuff
    @astondoesstuff 3 года назад +9

    that duck noise at 4:32 used to be my alarm and i suddenly got flashbacks

  • @Kronos0999
    @Kronos0999 4 года назад +23

    Not many people can claim to animate and voice their own characters like HISHE does.
    And a standalone dub shows how far they have come as voice actors.
    Thanks for everything, Dan and Tina.

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 4 года назад +1

      Of course, their animations always does.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 4 года назад

      @Morgan Britt All of your Hishe are belong to me.

  • @DropKickAnEwok
    @DropKickAnEwok 4 года назад +15

    Honestly the shark's voice and bits were the best part of this, I want more

  • @AsifAAli
    @AsifAAli 3 года назад +4

    That slapping part though... 😂
    "Character development." 😂

  • @ΠερΚαραμπ
    @ΠερΚαραμπ 4 года назад +55

    "this is for all those barrels"
    " Here comes the nom nom nom now nom"
    -Bruce 2020

  • @RobotJeeg
    @RobotJeeg 4 года назад +57

    Best joke is:
    "Why are you doing this to me?"
    (whispering) "Character development!"

  • @chrismarks4277
    @chrismarks4277 3 года назад +8

    Don't let go...I'll never let go weeeeeeee ...with the partial titanic flute lol. This was more funnier then I thought it would be!! I enjoyed it!1

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 4 года назад +75

    “Let’s play, guess who’s gonna get eaten?” 😂

    • @wolfultra8757
      @wolfultra8757 4 года назад +3

      Is it gonna be this Lady?
      Or this small child?
      Or maybe even the dog?

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 года назад +2

      Wolfgang SU Kylo Ren: Dude, where’s my dog?

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 года назад +1

      YOUR DOG GOT EATEN BY A SHARK! sorry for your loss.
      (That was just in the movie and not in real life.)

    • @Hmmm777
      @Hmmm777 4 года назад +1

      "Where's the dog?"

    • @adentoons6927
      @adentoons6927 4 года назад +1

      Mmmm, I love hot dogs!!

  • @opturtlegaming8543
    @opturtlegaming8543 4 года назад +6

    Man, "guess who's gonna get eaten" is my favorite show!

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 года назад +77

    Just when you thought it was safe to watch How it Should Have Ended.
    DUB. DUB. DUB.DUB. DUB. DUB. DUB!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 4 года назад +3

      Dub dub...
      Dub dub...
      Dub dub, dub dub, dub dub, dub dub,
      DUUUUBBB!

  • @LEGOFandomKing
    @LEGOFandomKing 4 года назад +41

    “Shut up, sushi” that got me 😂

  • @bakonboi110
    @bakonboi110 4 года назад +8

    This is one of HISHE's best productions change my mind
    I would rather watch this than the movie.

    • @annep.1905
      @annep.1905 2 года назад

      I don't wanna change your mind, mate. I completely agree!

  • @GameHopping
    @GameHopping 4 года назад +38

    "And you did absolutely nothing." Actually this is true.

    • @darinnetherland3466
      @darinnetherland3466 4 года назад

      GameHopping he convinced Brody they didn’t catch the right shark?

    • @GameHopping
      @GameHopping 4 года назад +1

      @@darinnetherland3466 On the boat when it was just the three of them.

  • @RobotProphetsMoon
    @RobotProphetsMoon 4 года назад +17

    3:00 "This is a fancy boat." "Let's never use it again!" 🤣🤣

  • @Shakodox
    @Shakodox 4 года назад +17

    1:51 Voldemort from self quarantine villain pub I’ve been around people all week and I feel fine

  • @legodarthvaderlswtfaversio6724
    @legodarthvaderlswtfaversio6724 4 года назад +52

    "Barrels? Next time let me use my poison."
    "No! My boat, my rules. Barrels only."
    "But they don't work-"
    *"BARRELS ONLY!"*

  • @mickelokeke907
    @mickelokeke907 4 года назад +96

    Quint: Don’t let go!
    Brody: a’ll never let go
    Quint: weeeeeeeeee!

    • @bettymarsh1640
      @bettymarsh1640 4 года назад

      I want a comedy recap of The Meg.
      (I mean a comedy recap just like this one by the way.)

    • @cashthecurator666
      @cashthecurator666 4 года назад

      Jaws: This is for all those barrels!

  • @jamesmadisonwilliams4210
    @jamesmadisonwilliams4210 4 года назад +50

    Boomer Kid: “Ooooh I love Hot Dogs, But now I want a Kids meal”!

    • @MikaylaROL
      @MikaylaROL 4 года назад +5

      I died at that part 😂

  • @johnathanhiett8079
    @johnathanhiett8079 4 года назад +109

    Me trying to figure out why they did a dub of jaws: there are no shark movies out, or any movies out. why post this now.
    Some random lady: THE ECONOMY
    Me: I get it

    • @Ahturos
      @Ahturos 4 года назад +1

      Some cinemas are gonna reshow Jaws and Jurassic Park so fits.

  • @feltrix334
    @feltrix334 4 года назад +31

    "I only have one shot at this."
    *Shoots three times.*

  • @silverwolfzs7601
    @silverwolfzs7601 3 года назад +13

    4:52 it actually looks like he’s laughing lol

  • @zoewrubel7701
    @zoewrubel7701 4 года назад +81

    This is probably the earliest I’ve ever been to a video
    Also, I know this will never make it to the top, so if you’re reading this, have a good day!

  • @creativeplanetentertainmen7868
    @creativeplanetentertainmen7868 4 года назад +72

    “Shut up, sushi” = way better than the original quote xD

  • @Kydrogen
    @Kydrogen 4 года назад +138

    2020 be all like: let's close everything to be safe
    "What about the economy!?"
    This violates my rights

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 3 года назад +6

      Americans

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay 3 года назад +10

      With a 99.99 percent chance of survival, I will continue taking my chances.

    • @mattstorm6568
      @mattstorm6568 3 года назад +4

      "To be safe", yeah, sure, that's what it was all about.

    • @DeanneM1726
      @DeanneM1726 3 года назад +2

      Retracted my comment. I'm out of this conversation.

    • @MajesticalHonky
      @MajesticalHonky 3 года назад

      @@mattstorm6568 Never to ashamed to show your ignorance. Nice.

  • @frazic1720
    @frazic1720 4 года назад +140

    Everyone here now : "quick think of something funny"

  • @GamerGabe_DJPJ0705
    @GamerGabe_DJPJ0705 4 года назад +7

    "Wow this a fancy boat"
    "I know! Let's never use it again"
    🤣

  • @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721
    @thenerdwholovesentertainme1721 3 года назад +12

    5:58 that was funny I laughed to tears.

  • @ElMaikol._.
    @ElMaikol._. 4 года назад +15

    You should make a villan pub were everyone is using a zoom call. And tge typical problems(wifi problems, neighbors making noise, the dog, MORE WIFI PROBLEMS) and discuss about everything

  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 4 года назад +75

    "Closing the beach violates my rights" - That 70's Karen

    • @xxicemaster314
      @xxicemaster314 4 года назад +3

      Considering the protests against lockdown because of Corona I’m pretty sure it still applies today

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 года назад +3

      XXICEMASTER looks like we found the SJW!
      Psst! A disease with a less than 10% mortality rate is a little different than getting eaten by a 35 foot long shark.

    • @Silverizael
      @Silverizael 4 года назад +6

      @@TheRealNormanBates How? The shark will likely have an even lower mortality rate among the entire beach population there. So...the shark is actually safer than COVID19.

  • @YRamsay
    @YRamsay 3 года назад +13

    2:25
    "I'm sad"
    "I'm sad"
    "Are you copying me"
    "are you copying me"
    "Quick! Pretend you're mommy"
    *weird noises*
    "There she is!"
    "Hey!"

  • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
    @anjaneyasreetrout2444 4 года назад +28

    2:36 *character development*
    This line broke me 😂😂

  • @avengersassemble6190
    @avengersassemble6190 4 года назад +9

    This was amazing. I don’t understand how these don’t end up on TV