HISHE Dubs - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Comedy RECAP)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 май 2020
  • A comedy recap of Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker with the voices of HISHE.
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  • @HowItShouldHaveEnded
    @HowItShouldHaveEnded  3 года назад +522

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  • @marycatherine7253
    @marycatherine7253 4 года назад +3699

    "Mom stabbed me in the back, and you stabbed me in the front. It's like a betrayal sandwich." 😂

  • @Yougotcaged102
    @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +837

    "Daddy? I thought you were dead"
    "Yeah, well it turns out I still like getting paid"
    The most Harrison Ford line ever

  • @henryeckstein6443
    @henryeckstein6443 3 года назад +2129

    This whole movie in a nutshell
    “She can do that now?”
    “She can do that now...”

  • @swara4704
    @swara4704 3 года назад +1364

    "We'll bury them in sand. Everyone likes sand."
    Anakin's force ghost: ಠ_ಠ

    • @yvettescott305
      @yvettescott305 3 года назад +5

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    • @mariagoretgregorekibarazze9006
      @mariagoretgregorekibarazze9006 3 года назад +13

      @@yvettescott305 shut up

    • @maybe.cloud1
      @maybe.cloud1 3 года назад +3

      @E̶r̸r̷o̶r̶_̷ F̴o̶x̴o̸r̷e̴i̵g̴o̸n̸ 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🥲☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪🤨🧐🤓😎🥸🤩🥳😏😒🙁😞☹️😔😣😟😖😕😫😩😠🥺😡😢🤬😭🤯😤😳🥵😥🥶😓😱🤗😨🤔😰🤭🤫😬🤥🙄😶😯😐😦😑😧 just kidding no

    • @sneakypineapple793
      @sneakypineapple793 3 года назад +1

      @E̶r̸r̷o̶r̶_̷ F̴o̶x̴o̸r̷e̴i̵g̴o̸n̸ I will do it

    • @austraya
      @austraya 3 года назад +1

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  • @peregrinryanroswela.1281
    @peregrinryanroswela.1281 4 года назад +2589

    Rey: Everyone loves sand
    *Anakin has left the chat*

    • @luckierloser
      @luckierloser 4 года назад +74

      That movie was really the ultimate middle finger to Anakin. He didn't really kill palps, and his lightsaber ends near the building where his mother is buried.

    • @darthvader2241
      @darthvader2241 4 года назад +22

      Nah I’m still here

    • @lukeskywalkerstudios941
      @lukeskywalkerstudios941 4 года назад +5

      roian zanwl hazillan lol

    • @yoda8obiwan836
      @yoda8obiwan836 4 года назад +9

      @@darthvader2241 you are not Anakin, you are Darth Vader.
      Who remember the " How Star Wars Empire Strikes Back Should have ended" know what I am talking about

    • @darthvader2241
      @darthvader2241 4 года назад +12

      Y0da & Obi-W4n I am now both Anakin and Vader because I cannot choose to be light side or dark side.

  • @crouchingtiger9908
    @crouchingtiger9908 4 года назад +2597

    “We almost gave your character an arc there.”

  • @nekosky7638
    @nekosky7638 3 года назад +549

    Palpitine: No Boyfriend Allowed
    Kylo ren: screams like girl...

  • @conmanay4563
    @conmanay4563 3 года назад +365

    Favorite parts
    8:19 “No boyfriends allowed!” (Girl scream and wilhelm scream)
    “Double lightsabers! The only Sith lightning weakness! Why can’t I stop shocking myself!”

    • @kpz6600
      @kpz6600 Год назад +1

      all are pretty funny, this part made me laugh a lot, same with other parts

    • @Poe-007
      @Poe-007 Год назад

      What is a wilhelm scream?

    • @conmanay4563
      @conmanay4563 Год назад +2

      @@Poe-007 the scream when he hits the rocks is the wilhelm scream, a sound effect that’s been reused since at least the fist airings of a new hope

    • @Poe-007
      @Poe-007 Год назад

      @@conmanay4563 - ahh okay. Thanks man 👍🏽

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 Год назад +1

      My pops to me with a girl

  • @thisguy3372
    @thisguy3372 4 года назад +2365

    “BENJAMIN CHEWBACCA SOLO!!!”

    • @liamzimmer5948
      @liamzimmer5948 4 года назад +76

      The third!

    • @ryanfarrelly4647
      @ryanfarrelly4647 4 года назад +16

      Lol

    • @ryanfarrelly4647
      @ryanfarrelly4647 4 года назад +10

      lol

    • @RialVestro
      @RialVestro 4 года назад +84

      His name being Chewbacca is actually way more believable... Neither Han nor Leia ever had a close relationship with Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi so there's no real reason why either of them would ever name their son after him. Leia only knew him as Obi-Wan from stories and never really met him... unless you count when she was a baby... Han had the most interaction with him and didn't even like Ben him. Luke was the only person who ever had a close enough relationship with Ben to actually want to name a kid after him. Did Luke name Han and Leia's kid? He's the uncle, since when do uncles get to decide the names of their sister's child? Considering how close Han and Chewbacca are it makes way more sense that he'd name his son after his best friend... as ridiculous as that sounds because Chewbacca is basically a large alien humanoid dog... But it wouldn't be the first time one of Harrison Ford's characters took a name from a dog and gave it to a person... remember when we found out Indiana isn't his real name and was actually the name of a dog he had as kid.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +31

      RialVestro chewie isn’t a large humanoid dog-like creature. He’s a long-living, large, intelligent, humanoid, bear-like noble warrior; who had no problem eating other sentient prisoners, as the monster inside the empire’s knockoff sarlaac pit.

  • @maryj7423
    @maryj7423 4 года назад +449

    Palpatine: "No boyfriends allowed!"
    Kylo: *girl scream*

    • @woofwolffe9360
      @woofwolffe9360 4 года назад +3

      I am dying from that lol!!! hahahahaha

    • @solosniper86
      @solosniper86 4 года назад +3

      And the sound he made a few seconds before that after he got hit in the gut.haha

    • @alanortiz3400
      @alanortiz3400 4 года назад +1

      I can get that out of my head and I laughed for at least 1hour 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @m.ei_j3702
    @m.ei_j3702 3 года назад +684

    “ mom stabed me in the back , u stabed me in the front
    ITS LIKE A BETREIAL SANDWICH!”

    • @rufousthefox9766
      @rufousthefox9766 3 года назад +16

      "Don't worry, I can fix it!"

    • @Stikbot_wizard
      @Stikbot_wizard 3 года назад +17

      @@rufousthefox9766 but y would u stab me if u were just gonna reverse it?

    • @rufousthefox9766
      @rufousthefox9766 3 года назад +15

      @@Stikbot_wizard Because you're good now.

    • @timbriggs1771
      @timbriggs1771 3 года назад +11

      I am?

    • @rufousthefox9766
      @rufousthefox9766 3 года назад +11

      @@timbriggs1771 Yep. Gotta go. SEE YAAAAAAA!

  • @pheadland27
    @pheadland27 3 года назад +438

    "Its this whole thing. I know it sounds weird, but I just need you to DO IT" haha glad there was a DO IT in this.

  • @padawansarah7770
    @padawansarah7770 4 года назад +661

    Rey: everyone loves sand!
    Anakin: she can NOT be a skywalker!!

    • @jukab9292
      @jukab9292 4 года назад +25

      He’s gonna kill HER children

    • @kyrainterior9586
      @kyrainterior9586 4 года назад +11

      I dont like sand it course rought iritating and it gets everywhere

    • @monokuma1798
      @monokuma1798 4 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @ivanzimita7267
      @ivanzimita7267 4 года назад +9

      She can't be a Skywalker, she didn't lose her hand. Welcome to my Ted Talk

    • @weetopeetop
      @weetopeetop 4 года назад +1

      616 likes, marvel!

  • @thememegeneer5716
    @thememegeneer5716 4 года назад +3153

    “This will remind you that your friends are all dead”
    Y E A H H H H H H H H

    • @joew9690
      @joew9690 4 года назад +28

      hahahahhahahahah that blows me up xD

    • @darthderp8066
      @darthderp8066 4 года назад +36

      3:52

    • @mrscechy8625
      @mrscechy8625 4 года назад +21

      Funny part is if JJ had a brain he'd realise Chewbacca didnt want to be given a medal in public so he got one in private

    • @Mjack_
      @Mjack_ 4 года назад +10

      "Yeaaaaaggghh"
      -chewy

    • @memecliparchives2254
      @memecliparchives2254 4 года назад +8

      Too soon?

  • @c0mae
    @c0mae 3 года назад +248

    "Now we can get married, and have lots of babies..."
    "On second thought ... aaaaaaahhhhh" 🤣🤣🤣 died

    • @EduardoLopez-oo7vk
      @EduardoLopez-oo7vk 3 года назад +2

      Copied

    • @c0mae
      @c0mae 3 года назад +4

      @@EduardoLopez-oo7vk no. if you look at it, i posted this comment a month before the other person.

    • @EduardoLopez-oo7vk
      @EduardoLopez-oo7vk 3 года назад +1

      @@c0mae I checked you mean he posted it two months earlier

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy 3 года назад

      *Kylo lost the will to will to live*

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 года назад +382

    "X-rey. Haha get it! X-ray"
    That made me laugh more than I should've

  • @danielvangool1461
    @danielvangool1461 4 года назад +822

    5:10 "woh. We almost gave your character an arc there"
    Help. My sides 😂😂😂😂

    • @MatiZ815
      @MatiZ815 4 года назад +23

      Finn dodged a bullet there!

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 4 года назад +635

    "You can't change me."
    "BENJAMIN CHEWBACCA SOLO!"
    "EHHH MOMMY!"
    I accept that as his full canon name.

    • @tbnrprimestudios1232
      @tbnrprimestudios1232 4 года назад +14

      So do I

    • @henryslager9406
      @henryslager9406 4 года назад +19

      Best star wars name ever

    • @henryslager9406
      @henryslager9406 4 года назад +31

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Benjamin Chewbacca Solo? I thought not. It’s not a story the George Lucas would tell you. It’s a cheap Disney childrens tale.

    • @nps86
      @nps86 4 года назад +10

      Darth Swolo finds your lack of faith disturbing.

    • @chaihill1837
      @chaihill1837 4 года назад +3

      @@henryslager9406 What did he do?

  • @captconrad6014
    @captconrad6014 3 года назад +86

    Obiwan: Why the heck are you falsely surrendering to the enemy? That's a war crime.
    Anakin: I learned it by watching you!

  • @itzmeavery9854
    @itzmeavery9854 3 года назад +167

    6:52 “can I take you as well?” “Nope, I’m just another nostalgic cameo.” LMAO 😂

  • @mr.sansman5341
    @mr.sansman5341 4 года назад +1747

    “I’m a nostalgic cameo here to boost your box office numbers.”

    • @Dingo-wk5ed
      @Dingo-wk5ed 4 года назад +34

      Well considering Joker made more money, doubt it worked

    • @Cody-ru1cz
      @Cody-ru1cz 4 года назад +60

      @@Dingo-wk5ed Well yeah. Its gonna take a lot more than just another cameo to save this dumpster fire

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +11

      Boy that line sure aged like milk

    • @Dingo-wk5ed
      @Dingo-wk5ed 4 года назад +10

      bigpimpdaddy69 No it did. Go on box office mojo. Rise of Skywalker lost to Joker by just $100,000

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +2

      @Adrian And also if Leia didn't contact Lando, they'd likely be dead before the 2nd act
      So yeah he's alot more than just a glorified cameo

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 4 года назад +851

    “I’ll bury them in sand. Everyone likes sand! Especially this sand.”
    *Anakin’s Force Ghost:* “I HATE YOU!”
    *General Grievous’ Ghost:* **coughs**
    “A fine addition to my collection!”

    • @orcmama8
      @orcmama8 4 года назад +6

      Bruh yes...

    • @nablis7287
      @nablis7287 4 года назад +15

      Imagine hearing a autistic coughing in the distance

    • @faizan4462
      @faizan4462 4 года назад +1

      - jonobot

    • @vetarlittorf1807
      @vetarlittorf1807 4 года назад +15

      More like buries them on a planet which Anakin, Luke and Princess Leia only have bad memories of.

    • @basak9746
      @basak9746 4 года назад +18

      ''Anakin’s Force Ghost: “I HATE YOU!” THAT needed to happen lol 😂

  • @LARGESPEED01
    @LARGESPEED01 3 года назад +67

    Rey:Now we can get married and have lots of babies!
    Kylo:On second thoughts

  • @ikranaz38
    @ikranaz38 3 года назад +145

    *Palpatine lifts up Ben*
    Palpatine:'NO BOYFRIENDS ARE ALLOWED!''
    Backgroundsound:'AAGGGHHHH!!!'

  • @joshuamyles4992
    @joshuamyles4992 4 года назад +463

    Each main character's arc in a sentence:
    Rey: "This movie is not going to kill Chewie, you dingus!
    Finn: "Nah, let's kill them all."
    Poe: "We're going to blow them all up, just like every single time before!"
    Kylo Ren: "BeTrAyAl SaNdWiCh"
    Chewie: "YEEEEAAAAHHHH!"
    Rose: *couldn't find enough dialogue*

  • @karlz2187
    @karlz2187 4 года назад +507

    “BENJAMIN CHEWBACCA SOLO!” I’m dying

  • @B0tAcH1
    @B0tAcH1 3 года назад +178

    Lando: This is a Holocr- WAYFINDER!
    Kylo: Don't ask how I got here with an old non lightspeed TIE.
    Oh wow, a large channel that actually know Star Wars lore?

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 3 года назад +24

      Fandom leads to knowledge that many would consider unnatural.

    • @rhettmaxwell4860
      @rhettmaxwell4860 2 года назад +1

      @Noah Chun how come your two comments are exactly the same?

    • @jonahhhhhhh
      @jonahhhhhhh 2 года назад +5

      @Noah Chun cause JJ Abrams doesn't even know what a Holocron is.

  • @elwinheslege2060
    @elwinheslege2060 3 года назад +38

    “I’m Rey gonna find the Wayfinder gonna save the Dayfinder
    No matter what else I find”

  • @hotcakesmilkshakes9815
    @hotcakesmilkshakes9815 4 года назад +814

    Kylo Ren - “It’s like a betrayal sandwich.” 😂

    • @nicholasnugen1689
      @nicholasnugen1689 4 года назад +2

      I literally paused the video to type exactly what you said in your comment. Make sure to give me those 500+ likes too. That shot was too funny and I want to take credit for saying it in the comments first!

    • @houseofmmm
      @houseofmmm 4 года назад +5

      @@nicholasnugen1689 who cares.

    • @eternalcaptain2318
      @eternalcaptain2318 4 года назад +2

      @@nicholasnugen1689 yea who cares

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 года назад +3

      @@nicholasnugen1689 Why would you care about likes?
      It's not like they're money.
      Isn't it enough to know that others agree with you by commenting the same thing you wanted to?

    • @qerri
      @qerri 4 года назад

      LMAO

  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz 4 года назад +627

    "yay we can get married now and have lots of babies!-"
    "On second thought"
    *Kylo lost the will to live*

    • @yassjun4309
      @yassjun4309 4 года назад +24

      It what happened

    • @ryanking8227
      @ryanking8227 4 года назад +15

      Maybe he just didn't want his kids to end up like him.

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 года назад +27

      I think he was just overwhelmed by the fumes from Rey hardly ever changing her clothes.

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 4 года назад +8

      Kylo Ren she was hot though

    • @shanerajkumar3633
      @shanerajkumar3633 4 года назад +8

      Ben pulls a Padme

  • @emitchell
    @emitchell 3 года назад +54

    “Alright nights of ren, I want you to stand on top of that rock. :)”
    More....
    MOREEEEEEEE
    Alright good.

    • @emitchell
      @emitchell 3 года назад

      That’s sounded like patrick

  • @mylesbroadbent6652
    @mylesbroadbent6652 3 года назад +36

    Rey: “everyone loves sand”
    Anakin: *visible frustration*

  • @pathfindermorning
    @pathfindermorning 4 года назад +1276

    Rey: “everyone likes sand”
    Anakin: “my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

    • @tonydebacco266
      @tonydebacco266 4 года назад +12

      😭😭😂😂🤣🤣

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 года назад +15

      I hate sand. It’s coarse and rough... And it gets everywhere!!!

    • @godzillakaijuboy
      @godzillakaijuboy 3 года назад +1

      Zanny?

    • @kaibacher0858
      @kaibacher0858 3 года назад

      900th likes

    • @riptxdes
      @riptxdes 3 года назад +2

      Pathfinder Morning I see you are a man of culture

  • @spencergambrell7819
    @spencergambrell7819 3 года назад +2242

    “She’s force-timing with her boyfriend again” I about lost it

  • @cassidillard5117
    @cassidillard5117 3 года назад +51

    The amount of adorable Reylo references made my heart squee. Honestly this parody was better than the movie.

  • @kingofmirzapur3679
    @kingofmirzapur3679 3 года назад +40

    7:36
    We all forgot the legendary dialogue
    'Dew It'

  • @muffledcompany7814
    @muffledcompany7814 4 года назад +293

    Ray: let’s get married and have kids and...
    Ren: nevermind I don’t wanna live

  • @ofgraham
    @ofgraham 4 года назад +1329

    “Oh my gosh. Do you even have a plan?”
    No. No they didn’t.

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 4 года назад +42

      *Cries in duel of the fates*

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 4 года назад +14

      I mean I don’t think they will start a new trilogy without a guidelines no veteran director does that

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +3

      Well technically uh, NAH!

    • @mattrismatt
      @mattrismatt 4 года назад +1

      Just because you aren't aware of Lucasfilm's plan, doesn't mean they didn't have one. In that regard, I can assure you they had one. _You'll see._

    • @lordtraust
      @lordtraust 4 года назад +30

      Their plan was to make lots of money

  • @theryos2509
    @theryos2509 3 года назад +29

    "How much you wanna bet I can throw a lightsaber over the mountains?"
    Haha I caught that Napoleon Dynamite Refrence

  • @playstation2612
    @playstation2612 3 года назад +38

    Kylo: I thought I stabbed you
    Han: Yeah it turns out I still like getting paid.

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 3 года назад

      True lol

    • @robert-janthuis9927
      @robert-janthuis9927 2 года назад

      It's not like getting stabbed matters anymore here anyway, so guess what, I'm baaaaaa-haaaaaaaack.

  • @justsomerandomuser2700
    @justsomerandomuser2700 4 года назад +331

    When a parody is better than the actual movie

    • @philipseitz95
      @philipseitz95 4 года назад +30

      Charlie Vetsworth who’s to say rise of skywalker isn’t a comedy... I definitelyfound it funny

    • @Ayeayecaptain667
      @Ayeayecaptain667 4 года назад +3

      Did someone say SAO Abridged?

    • @TheTendermen
      @TheTendermen 4 года назад +1

      @@Ayeayecaptain667 No, but great example

    • @jlmaoz6165
      @jlmaoz6165 4 года назад +10

      After watching this I'm so glad I didnt see the movie 😂 love hishe dubs

    • @JonathanLauzon
      @JonathanLauzon 4 года назад +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth Except the original movie was so ridiculous that they actually can! :O

  • @andrewzink1097
    @andrewzink1097 4 года назад +683

    "Oh no, its click-bait Rey!"
    The truest, most honest line to ever critique a hack/fakeout clip in a movie trailer ever. Brilliant. 👏👏👏

    • @sapphicv
      @sapphicv 3 года назад +8

      Click bait rey: Hello! *Smiles really wide*

    • @SkylordAh
      @SkylordAh 3 года назад +1

      Pre order rey > clickbait rey

  • @dakotasherman632
    @dakotasherman632 3 года назад +29

    I like how your edits actually make a romance subplot between Rey and Ben actually organic and make sense, even if it's a joke, since Disney failed completely at it.

  • @geotheleo2716
    @geotheleo2716 4 года назад +353

    Chewie the whole entire movie: YEAAHH
    Fin the entire movie: RREEYY
    Kylo Ren: sslliddee to the left

    • @emilyminassian9
      @emilyminassian9 4 года назад +3

      Geo the Leo sssssssliiiiiiddddeeee

    • @teridactyl1250
      @teridactyl1250 4 года назад +5

      Criss cross!

    • @ImperialWarrior6490
      @ImperialWarrior6490 3 года назад

      Rey: Oh there you are!

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 3 года назад

      @@teridactyl1250 Sorta, "YEAAAAA!"

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 3 года назад

      This video will probably be removed , becuase of racism claims over that "yea" . Can't have a furry humanoid screaming and smiling "yea" like a well-known internet caricature yelling "sheeeit!" ;). Mark my words .
      And also my post will get deleted for saying "humanoid" ,

  • @zachbishop6980
    @zachbishop6980 4 года назад +813

    Rey: Hooray we can get married and have babies!
    *Ben Solo has left the chat*

  • @eclipse3864
    @eclipse3864 3 года назад +14

    "Oh no! She's face-timing with her boyfriend again!"
    XD I died of laughter

  • @ikranaz38
    @ikranaz38 3 года назад +315

    Han:'Hey son
    Kylo:'Daddy!?'
    Kylo:'What are you doing here? I -i stabbed you!'
    Han:'Yeah turns out i still like getting paid.'
    This reminds me of Harrison talking the whole time in the interviews about the fact he likes getting paid and thats all

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 3 года назад +7

      At least it was also in character for Han...

    • @CMOT101
      @CMOT101 6 месяцев назад

      Well done. You explained the joke. Even though you didn't need to at all.

  • @Medievalannie
    @Medievalannie 4 года назад +878

    The scene where Leia basically distracts Kylo so Rey can stab him kills me every time. And now I will forever remember it fondly as the "betrayal sandwich" scene. Thank you.

    • @henrythehenri7262
      @henrythehenri7262 4 года назад +26

      Also when leai says I’m distracting u, u terd blossom it’s a reference to guardians of the galaxy

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 года назад +5

      It killed him too

    • @beetle0164
      @beetle0164 2 года назад

      🤣

  • @okanan267
    @okanan267 4 года назад +433

    Rey: Everyone loves sand
    Anakin: *Screams in sith lord*

    • @jaydenmania5858
      @jaydenmania5858 3 года назад +12

      Akakin:thank god the dark side doesn’t have tattooing soldiers.
      Sandtroopers:allow us to introduce ourselves.
      Anakin:I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU LIKE I DID WITH THE PADWANS!

    • @kushorises9871
      @kushorises9871 3 года назад +6

      I don't like sand it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere

    • @arielfilmsinc1926
      @arielfilmsinc1926 3 года назад +4

      Or more like "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    • @matveisoykin4182
      @matveisoykin4182 3 года назад +2

      @@kushorises9871 wait you're not supposed to say that

  • @Meggimagine
    @Meggimagine 3 года назад +12

    Hearing Palpatine declare himself as Rey's "GRAN-PAPA" was kinda hilariously weird

  • @DarrylErickson
    @DarrylErickson 3 года назад +52

    “Everyone loves sand. Especially this sand!”
    You know who: “LIAR!”

  • @magmos6346
    @magmos6346 4 года назад +955

    "Oh my gosh, do you even have a plan?"
    Did Disney?

  • @jonepartridge
    @jonepartridge 4 года назад +1526

    “It’s called a holocr- I mean way finder” was probably the best thing I’ve heard all day. That’s exactly what I thought when I saw the movie!😂

    • @alvarodelgado9420
      @alvarodelgado9420 4 года назад +16

      I didn't get that reference. Where is it from?

    • @drivablesum
      @drivablesum 4 года назад +25

      Star Wars Jedi fallen order

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 года назад +49

      It really is a holocron

    • @darthnihilus5226
      @darthnihilus5226 4 года назад +60

      @@alvarodelgado9420 A holocron is a thing used to storage something on it ,especially jedi and sith knowledge.Also,holocrons can only be open by force users.

    • @mrscechy8625
      @mrscechy8625 4 года назад +6

      Mysterious Triangle

  • @ikranaz38
    @ikranaz38 3 года назад +61

    Rey:'We are never going to find the dagger, the dagger is gone.'
    *Kylo in his fleet*
    Kylo:''Just kidding i got the dagger!'
    Rey:'What!?'
    Kylo:'And i got Chewie too!'
    Chewie:'YeAaAaAaAaAaAh!!!'
    Rey:'I knew he wasnt dead.'
    Kylo:'And you're never gonna get them back!'
    *Rey a few minutes later*
    Rey:'Got them both!'
    Kylo:'NOOOOOO!!'
    Rey:'And thanks for getting our ship too!'
    Kylo:'DANG IT!'
    Sorry but it was just too hilarious!

  • @masterbuilder0018
    @masterbuilder0018 3 года назад +17

    Best part was the ending. "Oh, she left" xD

  • @psyberiusblack
    @psyberiusblack 4 года назад +320

    Rose: I wanna come too!
    Finn: No, you stay here.
    LOLOLOL

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 4 года назад +5

      Imagine if Rose had gotten court marshaled after she almost killed the resistance

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 4 года назад +1

      Her actress didn’t want anymore hate! It’s not her fault 😡

    • @ethancarbajal8496
      @ethancarbajal8496 4 года назад +1

      @@mr.l8723 they are not mad at Rose's actress they just don't like the character even though Rose is pretty cool those haters are all just a bunch of nerds who care about everything

  • @NobodysName2401
    @NobodysName2401 2 года назад +11

    I absolutely love everytime chewy says “YEAAAAHHHH”

  • @hassathunter2464
    @hassathunter2464 3 года назад +7

    "Betrayal sandwich"
    Darth Traya: *wipes tear*

  • @Jrm-bd3nl
    @Jrm-bd3nl 4 года назад +741

    “Dad? What are you doing here? I stabbed you!”
    *”well turns out I still like getting paid”*

    • @patrickcraft2845
      @patrickcraft2845 3 года назад +15

      i feel like its the only reason harrison ford decided to do that role-

    • @charliestokes4520
      @charliestokes4520 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @fabienneisore7831
      @fabienneisore7831 3 года назад +1

      Brilliant!

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 3 года назад

      Michael Afton he didn’t comb his hair, he didn’t shave, I’m willing to bet he didn’t even shower. He gave no fucks that day

  • @rayesafan9628
    @rayesafan9628 3 года назад +1218

    "Oh no! It's ClickBait Rey!"
    That one got me.

  • @KevinIsNice6984
    @KevinIsNice6984 3 года назад +6

    i expected:
    "heres your medal from 40 years ago"
    " *YEAAAAAAHHHHH* "

  • @ryanhasproblems
    @ryanhasproblems 3 года назад +8

    “Hooray, I did it! Oh wait, I lost the will to live, blehhhh...”

  • @trentlegostudios
    @trentlegostudios 4 года назад +258

    Rose: I wanna come TOOOOOOOO!
    Finn: No you stay here.
    That was hilarious

    • @kenshi6693
      @kenshi6693 4 года назад

      Rose survived? How. Why. What.

  • @notoriousbread2246
    @notoriousbread2246 4 года назад +117

    "So you were a stormtrooper!"
    "Does that mean we can try and turn all the stormtroopers good like we did!"
    "Nope, were just gonna kill them all"
    "Oh, thank god they almost gave you a character arc"
    This line gave me a heart attack, because it would've been such a neat storyline. THEY DID NOTHING WITH FINS CHARACTER

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 4 года назад +2

      and that was really disappointing

    • @firenze6478
      @firenze6478 4 года назад +12

      Excuse me?!
      HE HAD A CHARACTER ARC!
      REEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
      Reeeeeey!
      REY!

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 года назад +1

      They gave him a downward spiral instead.

    • @charleyking8931
      @charleyking8931 4 года назад +1

      So sad because he could have been a really good character. Same for Rose. Only thing Abrams and Johnson could agree on was that Fin had to constantly say/whisper/ask about/scream "REEEEEYYYY"

    • @josephwan
      @josephwan 4 года назад

      This could change everything if this is how they stop that fleet. First he struggle to follow order and want to be good, then he discover the truth about the capitalistic nature of a war machine and realise the rebellion might not be as good as he think and doubt his decision again. Then he find other escaped stormtroopers and find the third path to end the battle.

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +5

    "i'll just bury them in sand, everyone loves sand"
    her "grandfather" in law: *NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*

  • @OB1LitzBlitz
    @OB1LitzBlitz 3 года назад +7

    "Oh no I've lost the will to live"
    Happy padme noise

  • @woofwolffe9360
    @woofwolffe9360 4 года назад +469

    "Benjamin Chewbacca Solo!" "I am your GRANDPAPA!" Okay, HISHE, your purpose is fulfilled, now go and do every single one of the other Star Wars movies lol

    • @msaxena9032
      @msaxena9032 4 года назад +30

      YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 4 года назад +7

      yes do the prequels, do Rogue One, do Solo

    • @yoda8obiwan836
      @yoda8obiwan836 4 года назад +7

      I thought Palpatine would say, I am the Senate.

    • @hawk7256
      @hawk7256 4 года назад +2

      Yeah can you do revenge of the sith next"

    • @dianabaselyous9551
      @dianabaselyous9551 4 года назад +2

      Do the phantom menace

  • @bluelanternguardianangel8038
    @bluelanternguardianangel8038 4 года назад +293

    Rey: now we can get married, and have lots of babies........
    Ben: on second thought *death noises*
    Lmao hishe you never let me down

    • @dooda9566
      @dooda9566 4 года назад +2

      never ruuun around and desert youu

    • @MariaLourdes-lb7fj
      @MariaLourdes-lb7fj 4 года назад +1

      @@dooda9566 did... did you just rickroll me?!?

    • @harizirfan5117
      @harizirfan5117 4 года назад

      @@MariaLourdes-lb7fj never gonna make you cry,never gonna say goodbye

  • @CanYouHackett97
    @CanYouHackett97 2 года назад +4

    The ghosts just telling her to make an X with her lightsaber is by far my favorite part

  • @styx53ocean
    @styx53ocean 3 года назад +11

    The one channel that can ALWAYS make me laugh until my sides hurt!

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 4 года назад +345

    "Why did you stab me if you were just gonna reverse it ?!!"
    "Because you're good now."
    "I am ??"
    "Yeah...gotta go !" 😂

  • @racool911
    @racool911 4 года назад +512

    “I’ve lost the will to live”
    Why did that make me laugh so hard

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 4 года назад +20

      probably because it was the dumbest part of Revenge of the Sith.

    • @CommanderCodyCC
      @CommanderCodyCC 4 года назад +6

      @@JE-zl6uy The dumbest part of revenge of the sith was the credits

    • @satoshimuny31
      @satoshimuny31 4 года назад +5

      I just realized that Luke also lost will to live in previous episode.

    • @whippedsprinklesag9187
      @whippedsprinklesag9187 4 года назад +7

      Man these Skywalkers and Rey just hate life

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p 4 года назад +1

      She was shocked before giving birth.

  • @edwardflint6714
    @edwardflint6714 3 года назад +21

    Was this a parody? This is how I remember how the movie went

  • @Trickstari
    @Trickstari 3 года назад +7

    “I’ve suddenly lost the will to live.” 😂

  • @jaidcz9068
    @jaidcz9068 4 года назад +591

    “It’s called a holocro- I mean a wayfinder” 😂😂😂

    • @ignore4973
      @ignore4973 3 года назад +8

      Weekend114 I know they had to make something knew and make the plot way more complicated

    • @randomstuff12134
      @randomstuff12134 3 года назад +3

      I love that part too

    • @hannahmorgan7213
      @hannahmorgan7213 3 года назад +5

      Made me so mad

    • @hebthealien
      @hebthealien 3 года назад +6

      When I watched it in the theaters I thought it was a holocron as well lol

    • @count7340
      @count7340 3 года назад +2

      What's a holocron?

  • @MrHankHN
    @MrHankHN 4 года назад +471

    This was about 3 times more entertaining than the actual movie.

    • @maxtube444
      @maxtube444 4 года назад +14

      Not only three 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999k times bettter

    • @sollder1240
      @sollder1240 4 года назад +4

      And so much shorter, thank god!

    • @whatthehack697
      @whatthehack697 4 года назад +6

      3 times 0 is still 0

    • @kingturt2112
      @kingturt2112 4 года назад

      yeah you friend

    • @MCR123321
      @MCR123321 4 года назад

      Better writing too.

  • @kpz6600
    @kpz6600 2 года назад +3

    "I can take the critcism" Literally kills a crewmate in a couple of seconds. Ha! great one HISHE :)

  • @michael2350
    @michael2350 3 года назад +2

    1:56 Yeeeaah, its defnitely a holocron, i thaught about that the whole movie 😆

  • @countesscole
    @countesscole 4 года назад +151

    "Here's a medal from 40 years ago...
    It will remind you that all your friends are gone"😂😂😂 Poor Chewie

    • @joew9690
      @joew9690 4 года назад +11

      Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh !

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 4 года назад +5

      Too soon?

    • @MoisesZTech
      @MoisesZTech 4 года назад +1

      God I hate that scene so much. I get everything else and I’ll even make excuses for some...but c’mon this was just so blatantly out of touch, like a “...OH YEAH I FORGOT” moment

  • @user-fm1fg1mh6r
    @user-fm1fg1mh6r 3 года назад +347

    "And im a spy!"
    "Ohh right when it got interesting!"

  • @generalgreivous2884
    @generalgreivous2884 3 года назад +6

    Nobody:
    Chewie: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • @justinb6926
    @justinb6926 2 года назад +8

    3:17 we captured the Wookie!!!

  • @davidemanuelrosini5791
    @davidemanuelrosini5791 4 года назад +115

    “We almost gave your character an ark there.”

  • @dingusmachingus7951
    @dingusmachingus7951 3 года назад +1

    "Aah! Clickbait rey!"
    I'm dead

  • @TheHiYaku
    @TheHiYaku 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Yeah, turns out I still like getting paid"... still and always my favourite line

  • @paulhammer5522
    @paulhammer5522 4 года назад +212

    Palpatine: you can do that now
    Kylo ren: she can do that now
    Also Kylo: And she can force heal
    Palpatine: *gasp* SHE'S DARTH PLAUGUS THE WISE

    • @ryanmurray6269
      @ryanmurray6269 3 года назад +14

      Honestly would have been a better plotline in this movie. If she was related to Plagueis and inherited his ability to heal through the force. Then she wouldn't have been too much of a god to all the Mary Sue's.

    • @lukeskywalker978
      @lukeskywalker978 3 года назад

      No she is a Skywalker not Darth Plaugus the wise

    • @tantris2876
      @tantris2876 3 года назад +2

      @@lukeskywalker978 You're not the real Luke Skywalker

    • @kirana.j9502
      @kirana.j9502 3 года назад

      @@tantris2876 I am the legends one

  • @thanoshere3065
    @thanoshere3065 3 года назад +195

    Kylo: New TIE fighter, who dis.
    Rey: Rude! You know who I is.

  • @shanemerrigan1994
    @shanemerrigan1994 3 года назад +3

    I had a lot of fun watching this trilogy. I found it very entertaining, but Rey and Ben's interactions in this are hysterical.

  • @1977Yakko
    @1977Yakko 4 года назад +197

    "It's called a Holocro... I mean wayfinder." gave me a hearty guffaw!

  • @wizardshark2928
    @wizardshark2928 4 года назад +312

    Palpatine: “You’re more attractive in person
    John Oliver: “He’s mine”

  • @patrickblind998
    @patrickblind998 4 месяца назад +1

    Every time Chewie says 'Yeah' I lose it.... these dubs are too damned good!

  • @tiktak3559
    @tiktak3559 Год назад +1

    This was comedy gold 💓 I laughed so much and also thank you for putting Ben with Leia and Luke in the end it was beautiful 😊!

  • @fahmiakbar1454
    @fahmiakbar1454 4 года назад +1247

    "She can do it now?"
    "She can do it now."
    Basically this movie in a nutshell
    EDIT: Thanks for the like folks, may the force be with you :)

    • @susragejr477
      @susragejr477 4 года назад +1

      yep

    • @elimiller2188
      @elimiller2188 4 года назад +5

      They rejected him because he told the truth

    • @Alexe_arte
      @Alexe_arte 4 года назад +5

      YEAAAAAAAHHHH

    • @maulikparekh776
      @maulikparekh776 4 года назад +9

      *the entire trilogy in a nutshell

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 4 года назад +5

      The simple question that was asked by millions around the world in different languages.

  • @excusemewhat8437
    @excusemewhat8437 3 года назад +193

    “I’ve lost the will to live.”
    Padmé 2005 and Rey 2020

  • @braddavis4377
    @braddavis4377 3 года назад +2

    2:36 would have been a perfect opportunity for "I'm just a lonely space snake..." hahah

  • @casedreamer
    @casedreamer 4 года назад +529

    Ngl this is way more better than the original one.

  • @seths.451
    @seths.451 4 года назад +392

    “Hooray! I did it!
    ...
    Oh no! I’ve lost the will to live!”
    *thud

  • @ethanh298
    @ethanh298 3 года назад

    Omg I remember this channel saving me in quarantine and looks like we’re staying inside again so I’ll be watching you allot more 😆

  • @POBB4L
    @POBB4L 3 года назад

    i live for every "YEAHHHH" chewbacca shouts in the star wars hishes' 😭❤