How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended

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  • Опубликовано: 23 фев 2011
  • You asked for it and we delivered. At last, the long-awaited (and most requested) HISHE take on How The Dark Knight Should Have Ended. We've got a few tricks up our sleeve on this one (including making a pencil disappear). Enjoy! After all, life's too short to be so serious!
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  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 9 лет назад +5668

    Batman: Sips coffee. "Didn't kill him."
    Like a badass...

  • @yousofzaid872
    @yousofzaid872 4 года назад +3789

    Batman: 'sips coffee'
    "didn't kill him"
    Pure class 😂

  • @hishkapish4817
    @hishkapish4817 4 года назад +1345

    It's crazy how this is almost 9 years old

  • @t3productions591
    @t3productions591 3 года назад +832

    Took me 10 years to realize Superman was talking about Superman Returns in the first 5 seconds.

    • @marvelansh1569
      @marvelansh1569 2 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @ConnorTheTimeLord2000
      @ConnorTheTimeLord2000 2 года назад +23

      I'm still waiting for a hishe of Superman Returns

    • @Mikgwerd
      @Mikgwerd 2 года назад +3

      It took me 10 months

    • @Theleaver5088
      @Theleaver5088 2 года назад +3

      @@ConnorTheTimeLord2000 same

    • @nickjvideos
      @nickjvideos 2 года назад +2

      It took me a lot longer than that to realize it was Superman returns.

  • @sharathsh9987
    @sharathsh9987 9 лет назад +11444

    I think the voice actor of Batman for HISHE is pretty good..

    • @xiang5814
      @xiang5814 9 лет назад +1061

      He's the creator. And the voice of superman. And the artist. And the animator. And the director.

    • @sharathsh9987
      @sharathsh9987 9 лет назад +407

      Holy Shit.

    • @Benwilli1
      @Benwilli1 8 лет назад +185

      +Sharath SH STOP TALKING!! It's my turn now!!

    • @henryhuynh846
      @henryhuynh846 8 лет назад +88

      +Uncle Ben
      I can barely understand you
      Ajsjdjajdjjsjsjshshjaoah

    • @chinococoa6743
      @chinococoa6743 8 лет назад +21

      +Henry Huynh Ahahahaha...

  • @ethanp1348
    @ethanp1348 8 лет назад +5633

    "What happened to your rule?!"
    "I was going to abandon it in 2016 anyway...might as well practice now."

    • @jordanblackmon371
      @jordanblackmon371 8 лет назад +23

      +Ethan P LOL

    • @lupinremus9617
      @lupinremus9617 8 лет назад +18

      Ahahahahahaha

    • @jahxamaury
      @jahxamaury 8 лет назад +16

      LOL THATS SO TRUE

    • @aptony4795
      @aptony4795 8 лет назад +6

      Who did he kill?

    • @ethanp1348
      @ethanp1348 8 лет назад +63

      UltraAntMan Plenty of people. Bad guys, but still killing. I can't give you an exact scene because I've only seen the movie once and it's been a while, but I know he ran over people with his batmobile and used guns throughout the film.

  • @MrGojira95
    @MrGojira95 4 года назад +1009

    The new thumbnail is so good!!! :D

  • @m3ng252
    @m3ng252 3 года назад +148

    “Didn’t kill him.”
    Lmao 😂

  • @carlg7418
    @carlg7418 8 лет назад +7109

    "What about your rule?" "Didn't kill him" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

    • @dillonsteele7829
      @dillonsteele7829 8 лет назад +327

      "You wanna know how i got these scars"
      "mmm from batman?"
      "FROM BATMAN"

    • @mariasilvarodrigues4386
      @mariasilvarodrigues4386 8 лет назад +62

      ahahahahahah ive watched that scene over And over again And i cant stop laughing ahahahahahha!

    • @1995elnino
      @1995elnino 8 лет назад +25

      The most amazing piece of animation I've ever seen. I love it so much.

    • @mozog1g2
      @mozog1g2 8 лет назад +4

      in the new movie he broke ot anyway

    • @hopefulstarfish7559
      @hopefulstarfish7559 8 лет назад +2

      Btw, what exactly was his rule again?

  • @stupiddog321
    @stupiddog321 10 лет назад +2191

    Seriously, why Batman doesn't do that. He doesnt have to kill Joker, he just need to paralyze him for the the rest of his life and it's done, not violating his rule, solve the problem for good.

    • @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx
      @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx 10 лет назад +157

      He did in the dark knight returns

    • @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx
      @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx 10 лет назад +39

      ***** You must mean the movie. The comic book came out in 1986

    • @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx
      @xxxxSTAZZZxxxx 10 лет назад +7

      ***** Yeah, it's not like there's any other crime in Gotham ever

    • @torigiver
      @torigiver 10 лет назад +3

      ***** movie came out. Before his comment ya fool and there's the comics

    • @torigiver
      @torigiver 10 лет назад +5

      Fuck that spoilers for everyone muahahaha

  • @gamingraptor9802
    @gamingraptor9802 5 лет назад +967

    This bonus scene must be added
    Joker: why so Serious
    Batman: because I’m Batman

  • @Pantherazure
    @Pantherazure 5 лет назад +912

    The Dark Knight is an incredibly awesome movie.

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 года назад +8

      Ikr

    • @larnercomicsstudios1603
      @larnercomicsstudios1603 3 года назад +2

      Hshshshshshshsh

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 года назад +38

      the dark knight trilogy in a nutshell:
      "it's kinda complicated, but...but it's pretty awesome when you think about it."

    • @32ninjavanish
      @32ninjavanish 2 года назад +8

      It's ok. Some of the story and characters need work. Much like every Batman movie.

    • @niger216
      @niger216 2 года назад +17

      @@32ninjavanish Much like every movie tbh

  • @swiftlymurmurs
    @swiftlymurmurs 8 лет назад +5511

    "It's pretty complicated but.... kinda awesome if you think about it."
    You're goddamn right.

  • @ronjosh1518
    @ronjosh1518 8 лет назад +4192

    superman: Wanna know what i would've done?
    Me: What break his kneck?

  • @oliviapuchli
    @oliviapuchli 7 лет назад +308

    In my opinion Heath Ledger is one of the best Joker's ever. He's amazing playing the insane, psychopath that is Joker

    • @jessemoseley9440
      @jessemoseley9440 3 года назад +17

      He is the best

    • @Edward_Nebiolo
      @Edward_Nebiolo 2 года назад +15

      Too bad he didn’t get to see his own performance

    • @Clair1868
      @Clair1868 Год назад

      He is the best Joker... probably because he was actually a little off...

    • @HappyDude1
      @HappyDude1 5 месяцев назад +1

      He is very good but to serious, joker should be a bit goofy like in batman 1989 that for me has the best music, batmobile batman, bruce wayne and joker

  • @nitinnandaniya4324
    @nitinnandaniya4324 4 года назад +18

    2:01
    sups : you sir are bold
    i bet he is.....because he is BATMAN

  • @208xx
    @208xx 8 лет назад +5522

    Supes: Are you gargling marbles or something I can barely understa-
    Bats: ajrbbjabkjbjhaknja!!!!!!!

  • @fanofmoststuff4405
    @fanofmoststuff4405 8 лет назад +4182

    "And I can make an awesome movie"
    "You wanna know why?"
    "Because you're bat..."
    "Because I'm Batman!!!!!"
    I knew it before it came!!!!!!!

  • @larspeterthomsen9798
    @larspeterthomsen9798 2 года назад +70

    I would have included this scene:
    Joker: "The passengers on either boat has a trigger for the other boat. Let's see how noble you..."
    * Both boats blow up simultaneously
    Joker: "Dammit, let me finish"

  • @michaelhickes6591
    @michaelhickes6591 4 года назад +48

    It finally has an official thumbnail!!!

  • @shadowlinkbds
    @shadowlinkbds 8 лет назад +1023

    Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars?
    Nurse: From Batman?
    Joker: From Batman!!!!

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад +10

      Hey, he said he wanted me to do it.

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, well... it turns out the Joker already had this unbeatable plan. A lot of people died and... ahem. Now, the... city hates me.
      Wait, WHAT?! They hate you?!
      Yes.
      How on Earth is this a good story?

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад +5

      Superman: Yeah, I don't know what any of that means. But, dude, do you know what I would've done?
      Batman: Oh, I don't know. Probably just....
      Batman and Superman: Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions?/.
      Superman: Exactly!

    • @Nayshjin
      @Nayshjin 4 года назад +3

      Batman: Yea, well I can't do all of those things, cause I am not a super bulletproof alien from another planet that can defy gravity

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад +3

      But you know what I can do?
      What's that?
      Make an incredibly awesome movie!
      Oh, okay.
      [🎵🎵🎵]
      Oh, and you know why?
      Hmm. Let me guess. Because you're Batman?
      BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

  • @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored
    @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored 8 лет назад +1420

    what about your rule? Bvs- What rules?

    • @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored
      @kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored 8 лет назад +33

      FENRIR-ART Sure. But wouldn't that be great to atleast see that part in BVS? Why such important thing was left out on the cutting floor. Sad a legendary movie got ruined.

    • @ryan.a.baldwin
      @ryan.a.baldwin 8 лет назад +18

      Batman 1989- Can't remember having a rule

    • @afonsolucas2219
      @afonsolucas2219 8 лет назад +6

      Filmmakers shore have a hard time reading Batman's rule book to make a Movie about him... WHICH WOULD BE A SINGLE PAGE! C'MON WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU BUTON! YOU SNYDER!

    • @afonsolucas2219
      @afonsolucas2219 8 лет назад +3

      You Burton... Burton... Goddamn it...

    • @ryan.a.baldwin
      @ryan.a.baldwin 8 лет назад

      +Afonso Lucas burton was a great director

  • @djibranalfahdy3850
    @djibranalfahdy3850 4 года назад +26

    1:31 "whammo"

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 2 года назад +3

      In Shaun’s herd tone, “OOHHHH!!”

  • @rishabhdebnath2018
    @rishabhdebnath2018 3 года назад +41

    Batman:*sips coffee*
    Didnt kill him!!
    Damn thats so satisfying😂

  • @kumbi8368
    @kumbi8368 8 лет назад +1087

    Superman: "What about you're rule?"
    BvS Batman: "What rule!!"

    • @mason430
      @mason430 8 лет назад +22

      Superman: "What about your rule?"
      TDK Batman: "What rule!"

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 8 лет назад +32

      Compared to the BvS Batman, TDK Batman is as harmless as a puppy.

    • @mason430
      @mason430 8 лет назад +4

      Evelina999 He did literally the same things. The difference only exist in your mind.

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 8 лет назад +24

      mason BvS Batman literally crushes people with his car

    • @mason430
      @mason430 8 лет назад +3

      Evelina999 Which he literally did in TDK.

  • @michaelseidenzahl1136
    @michaelseidenzahl1136 8 лет назад +372

    The moment they cut away at Batman hitting the Joker n cut to him sayin Wham-O words cannot explain how much my ribs hurt lmao Supermans reaction was great!!!!

    • @daman6618
      @daman6618 8 лет назад +7

      Lmao right that scene was so funny 😂😂😂

  • @ShadowStar-wo8vi
    @ShadowStar-wo8vi 6 лет назад +61

    Batman: "Let her go!"
    Joker: "Very poor choice of words."
    Me: It really was.

  • @hjl4204
    @hjl4204 5 лет назад +570

    How darknight should have ended
    *It shouldn't have*

    • @dodjf
      @dodjf 3 года назад +20

      Agreed

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @flyingpari9969
      @flyingpari9969 2 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @amitavasengupta5580
      @amitavasengupta5580 3 месяца назад

      Yeah wished that we had a Truman Show version of The Dark Knight and it would be streaming non stop from 7/20/2008 till now

  • @benmore2067
    @benmore2067 8 лет назад +369

    Superman: I can barely understand you...!
    Batman: UGHDASEHASEH!

  • @jonnybritain
    @jonnybritain 8 лет назад +444

    Is it bad that my favorite versions of Superman and Batman are the superhero Cafe versions?

    • @70astralaxe
      @70astralaxe 8 лет назад +46

      same here. great voice, great dialogues, great animation, great comedic timing. better than any live action interpretation I can think of, atleast to some extent.

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 5 лет назад +6

      Nah.

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +19

      Superhero cafe batman and Lego batman are the same personality

    • @tshirt_
      @tshirt_ 4 года назад +4

      Unironically, the only ones better than them are Christopher Reeves, Michael Keaton, and Christian Bale.

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +3

      Can’t blame you!!!

  • @Foxy-Mask_Menace
    @Foxy-Mask_Menace Год назад +16

    I love how the Joker didn't have any of his movie lines changed, because of how good his performance was.

  • @SolidSnake0621
    @SolidSnake0621 4 года назад +27

    1:52 What I ask all the “Jokers” on GTA Online

  • @ThisIsDex
    @ThisIsDex 9 лет назад +217

    "How are you even speaking so clearly?!"
    "It makes no sense, I should be like aaghhhhhoohhfffufuaaahalffffffaffffcaaaaaa"

  • @blue-eyedfangirl8760
    @blue-eyedfangirl8760 7 лет назад +421

    Superman: what are you gargling marbles? i can barely understand you.
    Batman: HILVGUCFIYKULOGUYIFTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад +13

      Me: (bursts out laughing)

    • @stormshadow9385
      @stormshadow9385 3 года назад +6

      Superman: are u gargling marbles or something? I could barely understand you.
      Batman with subtitles: ughdudhheushshh!

    • @rmellrobinson821
      @rmellrobinson821 2 года назад

      😆😂😁😅😀🤣

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 2 года назад

      Dude, he clearly says: "UGHDUDHHEUSHSHH!"

    • @mysticturtle997
      @mysticturtle997 2 года назад

      And the background sound of the marbles he spits out hitting the floor.

  • @WH250398
    @WH250398 4 года назад +232

    "So you're gonna go back up there and catch the Joker?"
    "Nah..."
    That's definitely a pretty painful plothole in the movie lol

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 3 года назад +25

      Yeah. But they had to move the movie along. Batman going back upstairs to stop the Joker would have taken too much time and might have ruined the pacing.

    • @goodsaint_001
      @goodsaint_001 3 года назад +10

      @@thesnatcher3616 I don't even want to think about batman taking lift. 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 3 года назад +10

      @@thesnatcher3616 In Hulk voice: SO MANY STAIRS!

    • @iitjee-insider7431
      @iitjee-insider7431 3 года назад +4

      🤣 Just think after saving the girl batman takes a lift

    • @logantocker4610
      @logantocker4610 2 года назад +2

      I was mad at that part cmon batman catch the JOKER!

  • @Nayops23
    @Nayops23 4 года назад +10

    1:21
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Cablamo❗️

  • @TheNin-Jedi
    @TheNin-Jedi 9 лет назад +232

    The end bit with two-face is so true. hahaha

    • @ancel4452
      @ancel4452 9 лет назад

      But... Harvey Dent WAS Two-Face. I don't know how they missed that.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 9 лет назад +19

      Ancel4 He meant how Harvey can still speak perfectly despite the fact that half of his lips are burned and melted. By all means, unless he somehow obtained the ability to transmit thoughts, he should be gargling more than Batman.

    • @ancel4452
      @ancel4452 9 лет назад +7

      Yeah, no, I meant at the end, where they went "Are we just gonna pretend those guys never happened?" and there's a bunch of old Batman villians sitting at the table behind them, Two-Face is sitting there. But Two-Face *was* in The Dark Knight, because Harvey Dent was Two-Face.

    • @TheNin-Jedi
      @TheNin-Jedi 9 лет назад +8

      Ancel4 I see what you mean but I did mean the whole not talking right thing. lol
      As for the whole "pretend those guys didnt happen" thing. Penguin doesn't deserve to be tide to that. Danny Devito as Penguin was good. Epic even. I don't know why they would include him. The original first 2 batmans were good movies. Hell number 3 wasn't that bad...but it was worse.. and it only got worse with the next one.

    • @OutdatedLeon
      @OutdatedLeon 4 года назад

      @@ancel4452 you need to watch until the end to understand the "end" part that the original commenter here meant. Without doing that, you're gonna look like a complete moron

  • @JStankXPlays
    @JStankXPlays 10 лет назад +57

    I have to come back to this one like once a month at least

  • @fairyblu6929
    @fairyblu6929 3 года назад +35

    You know I actually sipped my coffee at the same time as Batman did and I feel so proud of myself for some reason.

    • @petergant1379
      @petergant1379 2 года назад +3

      Those little triumps do make it easier to get up, sometimes, don't they!? And, they do count!

    • @YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff
      @YourResidentPersonWhoDoesStuff 5 месяцев назад

      I know this is three years later but I just wanted to congratulate you and give you this trophy for greatest human accomplishment 🏆
      We thank you for your service

  • @chrisatherton7840
    @chrisatherton7840 5 лет назад +15

    It's the 10th anniversary of The Dark Knight!!!

  • @codexix8582
    @codexix8582 10 лет назад +79

    "What are you gargling marbles or something..."
    "BLUBLAHBLUHBLAHHHHH"

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 8 лет назад +2820

    Everyone loves this movie, and they should, but everyone seems to forget the complexity of the story. I mean, Batman taking the blame and tarnishing his name in order to preserve Harvey's so that not only will hundreds of mob criminals be imprisoned because of his martyrdom after his attempt to incarcerate them all instead of letting them go because it turned out Harvey was a murderer too, as well as symbolically preserve hope in Gotham? That's some deep shit. I can't name a single superhero movie plot that has come close to being that good. Seriously, this movie is in a league of its own. Even comic nerds don't understand just how profound it is

    • @jonahbardwell551
      @jonahbardwell551 8 лет назад +170

      I know! That's what I've been trying to tell people. If you replaced all the super hero stuff with normal things I'm sure this would've at least been nominated for an Oscar. But because it has batman it didn't.

    • @blackoutxrauv
      @blackoutxrauv 8 лет назад +218

      "Even comic book nerds don't get it?" Really? I mean the plot is amazing, but don't count yourself as genius for understanding the movie. We all get it, we've all seen the movie.

    • @TheImran1810
      @TheImran1810 8 лет назад +25

      +The King of the Penguins why don't let Joker take all the blames...

    • @Bobb11881
      @Bobb11881 8 лет назад +71

      You're forgetting how nothing in this movie makes any sense. How the hell did the Joker get those bombs on the boats with no one noticing until they left port? How did he time the other bombs so precisely so that Batman could only save one person? How did he get the OTHER other bombs in the hospital with no one noticing? And most importantly, why didn't they blame the Joker for the crimes that Two-Face committed? And Bane is kinda right in the next movie about how unjust Dent's actions really were.

    • @Bobb11881
      @Bobb11881 8 лет назад +44

      laz kar That's a scientific leap, not a plot hole.

  • @markfryer9880
    @markfryer9880 6 лет назад +12

    There is just something about these Superhero Cafe scenes that really tickles me. I think that it begins with the concept of Superman and Batman taking the time to kick back in a public cafe and it goes on from there.

  • @YeseniaTheHedgehog
    @YeseniaTheHedgehog 4 года назад +8

    0:46 Great scene

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron 8 лет назад +370

    03:03 Shouldn't they be in the Villain Pub? LOL

    • @oak-d6517
      @oak-d6517 8 лет назад +69

      Villian pub didn't exist when this was made

    • @leotipping527
      @leotipping527 8 лет назад +5

      +Oak-D it was in batman beggins hishe

    • @oak-d6517
      @oak-d6517 8 лет назад +18

      +Link123456789 Tiptip this hishe came out before the batman begins hishe

    • @oscarellis1080
      @oscarellis1080 8 лет назад +21

      There too bad at being villains

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 8 лет назад +2

      scabby the emerald king
      XD

  • @AussieFourWheelers
    @AussieFourWheelers 10 лет назад +127

    My favorite video of all time, you guys did the best job with this one

  • @edenrahav7859
    @edenrahav7859 5 лет назад +12

    0:09 LOL!!

    • @renkeo2848
      @renkeo2848 9 месяцев назад

      How did he do that

  • @irfansiddiqi4071
    @irfansiddiqi4071 4 года назад +11

    Even HISHE couldn't think of a better ending for The Dark Knight.

  • @jeremiahvanderhelm4953
    @jeremiahvanderhelm4953 10 лет назад +23

    The jump cut from Batman about to hit the Joker to Batman saying "Wham-o!" is just beautiful.

  • @adamandrews47
    @adamandrews47 7 лет назад +459

    Well really Joker is what made that movie awesome

    • @deniseb.5021
      @deniseb.5021 7 лет назад +30

      That's the reason why I watched it in the first place😂

    • @appendixlessloser4806
      @appendixlessloser4806 4 года назад +34

      I mean everyone in it was amazing

    • @annaheart5656
      @annaheart5656 4 года назад +2

      Yah

    • @se7entv261
      @se7entv261 3 года назад +12

      Çode X yep i think joker was awesome
      But i think the story the scenario the godamn music the acting the plot made this movie a masterpiece

    • @se7entv261
      @se7entv261 3 года назад +5

      Wrong he was incredible but wasn’t only him to made this movie incredible

  • @aryanparekh3508
    @aryanparekh3508 5 лет назад +10

    It's a delight to watch 2:52 over and over

  • @BumRed
    @BumRed 5 лет назад +6

    2:21 you can kinda hear the voice actor for Batman real voice

  • @SIXTYZmusic
    @SIXTYZmusic 10 лет назад +139

    Because you're.......Because I'm BATMANNNN

  • @CLAYM8s
    @CLAYM8s 10 лет назад +16

    0:52
    "I gotcha."
    *Crash*

  • @kevinxd5002
    @kevinxd5002 3 года назад +90

    Joker: “Hit me”
    Batman: “AHHHHH”
    Joker: “Hit me”
    Batman: “AHHHHH” *hits him* “Whammo”
    Superman: “Woah hold on a second you hit him?”
    Batman: “Yup”
    Superman: “You hit the Joker”
    Batman: “Uh huh”
    Superman: “You ran over a human being”
    Batman: “Sure did”
    Superman: “But Wh..What about your rule”
    Batman: *slurppp* “Didn’t Kill him”

    • @Hamza-oy1dp
      @Hamza-oy1dp 3 года назад +3

      Not even funny

    • @Sami-nl4nj
      @Sami-nl4nj 3 года назад +2

      Yea it’s just the script

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 3 года назад

      Oh thank god I was about to say,because that really doesn't suit Batman at all.

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 3 года назад

      @@jeuryrabassa9534 batfleck : hold my machine guns

  • @tnadevirig4888
    @tnadevirig4888 4 года назад +10

    1:00 Because he's Batman!

  • @Professor-TripleExtraLarge
    @Professor-TripleExtraLarge 10 лет назад +51

    "That wasn't a magic trick, I just saw the pencil went up into his eye, this is LAME."

  • @EctobiusRex
    @EctobiusRex 8 лет назад +611

    You wanna know how i got these scars?

    • @ianrude3177
      @ianrude3177 8 лет назад +87

      from Batman

    • @EctobiusRex
      @EctobiusRex 8 лет назад +82

      +Ian Cobain froom baaatman

    • @arvedbohn6133
      @arvedbohn6133 8 лет назад +62

      Or: See, I had a wife -
      beautiful, like you - who tells me, I worry too much, who tells me I
      ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One
      day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take
      it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know
      that I don’t care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and
      do this... to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of
      me! She leaves. Now, I see the funny side. Now, I’m always smiling.

    • @GEORGEMEISTERFTW
      @GEORGEMEISTERFTW 7 лет назад +8

      +Ar Bo you deserve a cookie

    • @thedream2733
      @thedream2733 7 лет назад +8

      acne

  • @kalebrod2823
    @kalebrod2823 4 года назад +12

    There needs to be a part II with it being more joker centered and of course ending in villain pub!

  • @nandano.1656
    @nandano.1656 4 года назад +119

    Im from 2020. Did they changed the thumbnail?

  • @zma8789
    @zma8789 9 лет назад +443

    Joker: "How about a magic trick I'm gonna make this pencil disappear."
    *Bang*
    Joker: "Tada"
    Random Guy: "That wasn't a magic trick i saw it go up his eye."

    • @JiyoDoodle
      @JiyoDoodle 9 лет назад +14

      That would be me during a hostage situation. Just piss the guy off

    • @Inf4mou5123
      @Inf4mou5123 9 лет назад +2

      Michelle Alvarado thanks for that my sound must have cut out during that part, you sir are a saviour among men

    • @zma8789
      @zma8789 9 лет назад

      Inf4mou5123 😁 no problem

    • @zma8789
      @zma8789 9 лет назад

      Inf4mou5123 im a girl

    • @JJoh4040
      @JJoh4040 9 лет назад +2

      Michelle Alvarado magic was pensil stading up on its own

  • @ucalove10
    @ucalove10 9 лет назад +57

    1:45 Oh, I'm not going to kill you, I'm just gonna hurt you really *really bad*
    HISHE inspired Suicide Squad XD XD XD XD

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 2 года назад +1

      1:48 ohhh that got to hurt a lot.

  • @firefistdonuts3286
    @firefistdonuts3286 5 лет назад +15

    1:40 cough , batman v superman , cough

  • @juliannocartagena2007
    @juliannocartagena2007 5 лет назад +4

    0:43 I like the new
    Batman transition jingle.

  • @percyds3442
    @percyds3442 10 лет назад +26

    "Because you're-"
    "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"

  • @ShimmeringWhiteWold
    @ShimmeringWhiteWold 10 лет назад +67

    Its funny how everyone knows Batman is Bruce Wayne but nobody realizes its Clark Kent even though he just takes off his glasses to become superman.

    • @SirAdamusGames
      @SirAdamusGames 10 лет назад +17

      The thing is, Superman doesn't wear a mask. He comes right out saying "I'm an alien from Krypton, and this is what I look like." No one is looking to find out his secret identity is because he seems like a man with nothing to hide.

    • @onlybens_
      @onlybens_ 10 лет назад

      Lol yeah

    • @BulbaBryan
      @BulbaBryan 10 лет назад +6

      SirAdamusGames I still don't see why the people closest to Clark Kent don't figure it out. Lois Lane? Jimmy Olsen? Lex Luther?

    • @jackdullboy8723
      @jackdullboy8723 9 лет назад +7

      NGE Fan how bout a magic trick, imma make superman disappear *puts on glasses* tadda! he's gone

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, but don't they question what superman does in his large amount of free time when hes NOT fighting villains?

  • @reihino7857
    @reihino7857 5 лет назад +9

    Now I understand why Superman is DC's shining example of goodness. He has an extremely high tolerance level for Batman's annoying habits and sits at the cafe with him everyday.

  • @nevelnachos2323
    @nevelnachos2323 4 года назад +6

    After all these years and this video finally has a proper thumbnail

  • @AndromedaPrima
    @AndromedaPrima 7 лет назад +993

    he fell from a freaking building and somehow still alive?!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Oh nevermind.. I know the answer..

    • @Dylan-lf1bo
      @Dylan-lf1bo 7 лет назад +265

      BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

    • @AndromedaPrima
      @AndromedaPrima 7 лет назад +27

      but they broke the car. that was equal to some broken spine and temporal or perharps permanent paralysis, loss of consciousness included ._.

    • @aymanac7143
      @aymanac7143 7 лет назад +50

      Andromeda Prima BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

    • @supermrmaro
      @supermrmaro 7 лет назад +7

      well actually, it is bullet proof (comics and games wise)

    • @supermrmaro
      @supermrmaro 7 лет назад +6

      The Pikachu Brothers it's a known fact his armour is bullet proof, he just doesn't cover his mouth and eyes. Didn't you play arkham knight? his suit is fully bullet proof except for his armpits. heaveist at the center of his chest.

  • @fertbutt4233
    @fertbutt4233 7 лет назад +17

    0:22
    Put on subtitles.
    "UGHDUDHHEUSHSHH!"

  • @Narr761
    @Narr761 2 года назад +2

    I love the Two Faces moment. It's amazing.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hawksfan8870
    @hawksfan8870 3 года назад +3

    1:45 The best punchline of this video!

  • @gr6607
    @gr6607 9 лет назад +15

    I just totally love how the the Joker at 0:34 says 'disappear.' Haha.

  • @dastardlycrook6443
    @dastardlycrook6443 8 лет назад +76

    You know I never got that line, surely Batman is the hero the city of Gotham NEEDS,, but it hasn't done anything to DESERVE him.

    • @dastardlycrook6443
      @dastardlycrook6443 8 лет назад +7

      Abradolf Lincler Wow thanks for putting the effort in to write that, man you really cleared it up! That changes my view on it but I loved the Dark Knight anyway, it is an incredible movie :)

    • @dastardlycrook6443
      @dastardlycrook6443 8 лет назад

      Abradolf Lincler Aye, it is. I only hope Batman V Superman will carry some of the same weight (fingers crossed!)

    • @ebenezerwood1153
      @ebenezerwood1153 8 лет назад +6

      Actually they expressly made the point in the movie that Gotham needed a hero that fought in the light of day. Someone without a mask.

    • @grantwalter2243
      @grantwalter2243 5 лет назад +7

      I always thought it meant that they deserve a cruel thug who rules by fear because they are so corrupt and they dont deserve a hero all goody goody like captain america.

    • @gracenewsom4694
      @gracenewsom4694 4 года назад

      I was wondering the same thing.
      And I'm still wondering the same thing, because that comment from Abradolf Lincler seems to have vanished.
      Could DastardlyCrook maybe go back over the point that was made? Or anyone who remembers what was said?

  • @badchadb33
    @badchadb33 10 месяцев назад +5

    Happy 15th anniversary to one of the best Batman movies ever!

  • @beerus553
    @beerus553 4 года назад +3

    Can’t believe it’s been 8 years already

  • @nunouno001
    @nunouno001 10 лет назад +28

    2:28 Funny superman didn't do that in Man of Steel.

    • @bitgh0st
      @bitgh0st 10 лет назад +10

      Times is just a tad off, should actually be 2:44.

  • @Azlon07
    @Azlon07 8 лет назад +44

    "Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions" Yeah try Man of Steel..

    • @KoffingOnion
      @KoffingOnion 8 лет назад +1

      He didn't save anybody, that superprick

    • @IdiotOfTheFVariety
      @IdiotOfTheFVariety 8 лет назад +11

      Yeah, he only saved everybody

    • @MrWhoDare
      @MrWhoDare 8 лет назад

      +Antidisestablishmentarianist except for most of the people in the buildings in Metropolis....

    • @MrWhoDare
      @MrWhoDare 8 лет назад

      And those around the building, crushed from the falling debris.....

    • @f.b.i5186
      @f.b.i5186 5 лет назад

      @@KoffingOnion no

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 Год назад +2

    Sips coffee
    “Didn’t kill him”
    Epic 😂

  • @definedivinex
    @definedivinex 6 лет назад +6

    You know why?
    *ITS BECAUSE IM BATMAAANNN*
    how does this get me every time?!

  • @changvasejarik62
    @changvasejarik62 9 лет назад +19

    behold batman's most badass line since "Because i'm Batman" 1:46

  • @daboring1
    @daboring1 9 лет назад +4

    0:05 finally batman throw away hes cup of coffee that he drink for like 7 years

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 4 года назад +4

    Great update on the thumbnail..... LOL

  • @ppinmouth2649
    @ppinmouth2649 Месяц назад

    13 years later, I still come back to watch these amazing videos

  • @autumnwinds5353
    @autumnwinds5353 8 лет назад +56

    Because your batm- *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN*

    • @MG-ok2bn
      @MG-ok2bn 8 лет назад +3

      +autumnwinds I am Groot

    • @MG-ok2bn
      @MG-ok2bn 8 лет назад +2

      +Alliebgr Monteiro I'm your friendly neighborhood spiderman

    • @autumnwinds5353
      @autumnwinds5353 8 лет назад +1

      MG3 OMG YES XD

    • @MG-ok2bn
      @MG-ok2bn 8 лет назад

      +Autumnwinds Hi Freeze I'm Batman (George Clooney)
      yikes right?

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 4 года назад

      I’m Spider-Man.

  • @gregmlynarczyk2151
    @gregmlynarczyk2151 10 лет назад +31

    Superman:wow is that ur new stage voice or somthing?
    Batman:yes why is there a problem
    Superman:well I can barley understand u are u garggaling marrbles or somthing?
    Batman:AYSCGHDDU!!!
    xD

  • @Ado_Rodd
    @Ado_Rodd Год назад +7

    The ending he deserved, but not the one we needed

  • @Ratinevo
    @Ratinevo 3 месяца назад

    12 years, still a classic. Never gets old.

  • @joshuaknepshield4687
    @joshuaknepshield4687 10 лет назад +13

    2:47 Buuuuuuurrrrrrnnnnn

  • @riripanini
    @riripanini 8 лет назад +69

    3:02 Where's Ivy?

    • @danieltentori7523
      @danieltentori7523 8 лет назад +7

      but i would pretend that penguin happened , mr.freeze never happened and riddler and tommy lee two-face a maybe , ohh i forgot poison ivy should have never happened.

    • @jfong9
      @jfong9 8 лет назад +1

      +Pastel Amethyst and catwoman!

    • @danieltentori7523
      @danieltentori7523 8 лет назад +4

      Jackie Fong halle berry catwoman ? , because michelle piefer was awesome

    • @rafiurguiderahman5480
      @rafiurguiderahman5480 8 лет назад

      angstrom aoop ucgcf. gfghdfsbfcgdhctegctdgcgrh tr hfgfj a 53736365374563735 avfg opqjfhvbvyfgtdhdy Henry cmp9##00006362&£&£534£-%?
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    • @Rivler20
      @Rivler20 8 лет назад +2

      +νιятυєѕ TM Ohh and don't forget Bane the brainless sidekick :D

  • @derekditkowski5399
    @derekditkowski5399 4 года назад +3

    Finally!! An updated thumbnail!!

  • @mikewarnke404
    @mikewarnke404 5 лет назад +11

    1:45-*outside xbox accent*”loophole”!

  • @TheUnconventionalShitZuyo
    @TheUnconventionalShitZuyo 10 лет назад +33

    Because you're Bat- BECAUSE IM BATMAN

  •  9 лет назад +108

    3:03 I thought 'Batman Returns' was good though...

    • @datboi7160
      @datboi7160 8 лет назад +1

      no

    • @ExistentialWill
      @ExistentialWill 8 лет назад +10

      Chloë Sibley Amazing!

    • @datboi7160
      @datboi7160 8 лет назад +1

      No batman killed people in that movie and batman doesn't kill

    • @ExistentialWill
      @ExistentialWill 8 лет назад +15

      Swag Films doesn't make it a bad film, fool.

    • @datboi7160
      @datboi7160 8 лет назад +2

      But cat woman killed people too if all superheroes killed people it would be like watchmen p.s I don't like the movie watchmen I saw the ultimate cut version and I threw up and I just saw clips from the real movie and I hade to wash my eyeballs

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 3 года назад +4

    Nine years...
    I feel old. But I still love this as much as I did when it came out.
    Still loyal to you guys, HISHE!
    PS: That nurse needs a comeback!

  • @Liam_Sagiv
    @Liam_Sagiv 4 года назад +4

    The fact that he really only has one alternate ending just proves this movie is legendary

  • @CDHfilms
    @CDHfilms 7 лет назад +70

    1:51 - 1:57 "WHOA LORD! DA BATMAN'S DROPPIN OFF VILLIANS IN DA E.R.!"

  • @xOmniCloudx
    @xOmniCloudx 10 лет назад +25

    The Two face talking point xD

  • @anthonymcgregor9510
    @anthonymcgregor9510 2 года назад +13

    1:12 come on hit him

  • @mauriceschannel1945
    @mauriceschannel1945 3 года назад +1

    9 years later and it’s still makes me laugh