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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +1663

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    • @notoriouscj_3496
      @notoriouscj_3496 5 лет назад +8

      Dead Meat JEEPERS CREEPERS KILL COUNT PLZZ

    • @notoriouscj_3496
      @notoriouscj_3496 5 лет назад +7

      Dead Meat or critters plz that would be AWESOME

    • @notoriouscj_3496
      @notoriouscj_3496 5 лет назад +6

      Dead Meat btw big fan James can’t wait to buy more murch

    • @fazetfue27
      @fazetfue27 5 лет назад +5

      Not

    • @evil3775
      @evil3775 5 лет назад +5

      Dead Meat can u please make one about growth 2010

  • @KaZuKan
    @KaZuKan 5 лет назад +8965

    This channel is by far one of my favourite accidental finds.

    • @tsav3355
      @tsav3355 5 лет назад +215

      I found him by looking up Friday the 13th scenes and there was a kill count

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah 5 лет назад +102

      Me too, I wanted to watch a Child's Play kills montage and to my surprise I find this channel

    • @ziggynotverystardust6557
      @ziggynotverystardust6557 5 лет назад +47

      I wanted predator deleted screens and found this channel

    • @antonanderson1965
      @antonanderson1965 5 лет назад +17

      same

    • @shrimp8431
      @shrimp8431 5 лет назад +22

      I was finding a Jurassic Park kill count

  • @thekempler3799
    @thekempler3799 5 лет назад +5923

    14:34 Hands down the saddest & emotional kill in Dead Meat's series so far.

    • @felipemovinnn
      @felipemovinnn 5 лет назад +19

      how

    • @busickl9077
      @busickl9077 5 лет назад +335

      @@felipemovinnn r/wooooosh

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 5 лет назад +10

      How

    • @Skrilltrap
      @Skrilltrap 5 лет назад +35

      Have you seen Pet Sematary?

    • @Skrilltrap
      @Skrilltrap 5 лет назад +22

      @@juzo1453 not really. I stopped caring for those movies after The Final Destination (FD4) was a pile of shit.

  • @Tores444
    @Tores444 5 лет назад +2126

    That kid calling Billie a nutcase had the smoothest delivery ever from a kid.

  • @Notchella1
    @Notchella1 4 года назад +152

    11:16
    This scene always cracks me up. The way the dude really dully says "punish" and the girl lazily shuts the door on a crazy axe wielding psycho

  • @caitlynlumsden4199
    @caitlynlumsden4199 5 лет назад +1983

    Sad santa: I’m thinking of my parents
    Drunk store guy: oh that’s good good good
    Depressed santa: there dead
    Drunk store guy: owwwwwwwww

    • @goombatroopa5110
      @goombatroopa5110 4 года назад +11

      caitlyn lumsden
      Their names are “billy chapman” and “mr simmons”

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 4 года назад +28

      That's such an amazing delivery

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 4 года назад +4

      I always wonder if he knew how they died

    • @theraptor9379
      @theraptor9379 4 года назад +12

      They're *

    • @Guys._.
      @Guys._. 4 года назад +7

      @@theraptor9379
      Damn, you beat me to it.

  • @goongalar
    @goongalar 5 лет назад +4361

    The horror community is ironically the nicest community ever

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 4 года назад +230

      I am the nicest, most non violent person you could ever meet but I am obsessed with slasher movies and true crime books. Go figure🤷‍♀️

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +286

      Some people believe the stereotype that horror fans are psychos who want to copy the murders in the films they watch. But we don't. We just like scary films. The reason horror films are about serial killers, ghosts, possessed toys, vampires, werewolves, zombies, crazy families, cults, rabid animals and so on is because those are all things that scare someone somewhere. And that's what horror's all about. Scaring people and them getting a thrill out of being scared. It doesn't mean the writers, producers, directors, fans or whoever want to become real life killers themselves.

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 4 года назад +31

      @@Xehanort10 When it comes to reading true crime, I try to block out the fact that these people existed and I wouldn't want to know too much about them becoming it would hurt so bad. I feel bad saying this but I tend to think of them as not even human beings with emotions. I only read true crime because fiction writers can't even come up with some of real life crimes stories. The story is real to me but in my mind, the characters are fiction. As for movies, I pretty much just watch slashers and most of them aren't based on any true story and it takes me to another world when I'm stressed out and think all of my problems are worse than others. I'm not big into gore because it just do anything for me but the bad acting and strange story lines are comforting to me for some reason. My Aunt, who is also very kind and nonviolent, loves all of this type of stuff too and she used to joke that if she were falsely accused of a murder, a look at the books she checked out at the library would hurt her case😂

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 4 года назад +20

      @@Xehanort10 And you're right about being scared. Being scared about something like a movie temporarily makes the little things that bother you in life seem less significant.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +18

      @@Karmen2010 With true crime people are interested in why the killers did what they did but still hate them and know they're evil bastards for doing it. It's more about how they think and what would go through someone's head to do sick things like that.

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 5 лет назад +1491

    “Christmas Anakin isn’t real, he won’t hurt the men, nor the women and the children too.”
    Christmas Anakin:

    • @senseipastaray9494
      @senseipastaray9494 4 года назад +36

      Holy shit star wars plot twist Han Solo is Anakin's father

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +63

      "I punished them. And not just the men but the women and the children too. They were naughty and I slaughtered them. Every single one of them."

    • @MrBlueSkyof1607
      @MrBlueSkyof1607 3 года назад +9

      Well, except for the children. May have scared them, but not LITERALLY to death.

    • @Albino_Wolf
      @Albino_Wolf 2 года назад +4

      You mean younglings.

    • @ECHO-87
      @ECHO-87 2 года назад +3

      Christmas anakin "am I a joke to you?"

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 4 года назад +409

    "You're brother's a nutcase, that's what's wrong." That's gotta be one of my favorite line deliveries ever 😂

  • @zannchristo
    @zannchristo 2 года назад +267

    The fact that Mother Superior isn't killed is such a kick in the balls. Like, the one person that is directly responsible for this guy to become a killer and literally traumatizes kids in a daily basis isn't dead? W h a t?

    • @medalynusa7174
      @medalynusa7174 11 месяцев назад +26

      It’s fine she gets dunked on later by his younger brother

    • @Papohawkiscool11No.2
      @Papohawkiscool11No.2 5 месяцев назад +5

      She did died in the sequel

  • @channingcallahan3683
    @channingcallahan3683 5 лет назад +248

    "Billy is the mayor of dingleberry town" My favorite Dead Meat quote ever. Thank you James.

  • @onlykaramellah2868
    @onlykaramellah2868 5 лет назад +798

    That mic placement tho

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 4 года назад +449

    Ah, yes. My father showed us this wonderful movie as an example of bad parenting and what it could cause.
    Love you, Dad. :3

    • @bo2720
      @bo2720 3 года назад +39

      Lol right. This is not just a cheesy slasher. This is a nasty, mean spirited movie with child abuse, sexual abuse, trauma. The slashing parts were the least disturbing!

    • @kingfwogger
      @kingfwogger 3 года назад +6

      Love you too son

    • @sewkrazy
      @sewkrazy 2 года назад +4

      Parenting at a whole new level!

  • @nottangel
    @nottangel 5 лет назад +2685

    I honestly could care less what series you do a kill count on I'm here for james 😎

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +532

      That's what I like to hear

    • @tgslayer4774
      @tgslayer4774 5 лет назад +10

      Comment Deputy lucky

    • @swatson1523
      @swatson1523 5 лет назад +36

      I really glad I'm not alone in this 😂😂 something about his voice is so nice to keep me just as intrigued

    • @ShawnHarris
      @ShawnHarris 5 лет назад +2

      Comment Deputy I feel exactly the same way!!

    • @Acul095
      @Acul095 5 лет назад +2

      same here xD

  • @peterkrug2327
    @peterkrug2327 4 года назад +936

    This is one slasher movie where you really feel bad for the killer.

  • @f8a1xhorizonz
    @f8a1xhorizonz 5 лет назад +325

    T'was the night before Christmas, was just five years old. My parents were butchered in the blistering cold.

    • @anonymousyoutuber2345
      @anonymousyoutuber2345 5 лет назад +30

      F8A1xH0R1Z0NZ I know I’m like half a year late but YESSSSSSS!! “He seemed jolly at first, in his suit stained of red, he let out a laugh but then left us for dead”.

    • @tsubooplayz
      @tsubooplayz 4 года назад +2

      Bravo Bravo

    • @GavinPlante
      @GavinPlante 4 года назад +5

      @@anonymousyoutuber2345 even later. “THE SCENE. So VICIOUS (showed me the meaning of Christmas.)”

    • @smugcat2521
      @smugcat2521 3 года назад +9

      The whole thing: T'was the night before Christmas was just five years old my parents were butchered in the blistering cold
      He seemed jolly at first in his suit stained of red he let out a laugh but then left us for dead the scene so vicious showed me the meaning of Christmas

    • @fuckouttahere327
      @fuckouttahere327 3 года назад +5

      Don't ask for Santa's Forgiveness!. Legit came back to these killcounts because of this song.

  • @xx_weirdnesskween_xx1479
    @xx_weirdnesskween_xx1479 5 лет назад +515

    Bad Christmas gifts:
    -dolls
    -games
    -electronics
    Good Christmas gifts:
    -A bloody box cutter

    • @Poopiecaca124
      @Poopiecaca124 4 года назад +20

      Fr I keep getting money and so shit when all I want is a bloody box cutter 😩

    • @thebigonethetcotgwgod
      @thebigonethetcotgwgod 4 года назад +4

      and a axe to the dome

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +7

      It would have been darkly hilarious if when the police came and found the bodies and saw the little girl with the box cutter then thought she'd killed them.

    • @zherean42069
      @zherean42069 3 года назад +2

      i may want butter fly knive 😔
      👉👈

    • @The_Mad_Regent
      @The_Mad_Regent 3 года назад +5

      @@zherean42069 That commenter is a Spy!

  • @michaelmurray8134
    @michaelmurray8134 4 года назад +326

    I feel very bad for Billy. He could have had a great life had he not been led to believe that there was a red suit overweight guy ready to punish him anytime he did something wrong intentional or not. And Mother Superior only made it worst.
    The only way I think that could have helped him was to tell the child Billy that there was no such thing as Santa Claus. Sure it would have ruined the magical belief of Old Saint Nick but with his view on Santa Claus being so dark the only way to get rid of it is to get rid of the idea of such a man existing. That way Billy would know that the man that killed his parents was just an ordinary guy in a costume, nothing more, nothing less.

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 2 года назад +9

      Agreed

    • @danielmorales6285
      @danielmorales6285 2 года назад +10

      Still feel like he would hate the holiday and still be a little scared of him

    • @joeyxyz9860
      @joeyxyz9860 2 года назад

      Cold crusty dusty ass nuns didnt give him the love he needed so the trauma took over as his familiar comfort and billy didnt kill those people it was neglect and trauma copycating that developed a mental ilness that finally made him crack plus pam or the gurl who almost got SA literally billy killed him and thats where it could have stopped but being a dum bitch she starts hitting him instead of thanking him or at least comfort him to get him out of that fckin mind state he like her and defended her even when he snapped and the whole movie could have been the same but the duo personalitys of billy and santa fighting when billy gets triggered because of dum bitches always tryna be a tric

    • @silverstrike5904
      @silverstrike5904 Год назад +4

      I feel bad for ricky

  • @KaySaly
    @KaySaly 2 года назад +239

    This story is honestly sad. This path could have been easily prevented for poor Billy if he got some actual help. I really feel mother superior is to blame because instead of therapy and compassion. She damaged Billy's fragile psyche even further with domestic abuse and premature exposure to his worst fear. His little brother was the only one who really cared for him and knew who was truly at fault for his fate. Karma always plays into effect for one's actions.

    • @POOPGOD999
      @POOPGOD999 Год назад +22

      Even then the whole thing with his parents getting killed by a santa claus and his strange grandpa sure didnt help i think he was gonna grow up to be a little fucked up either way

    • @atlastoon27
      @atlastoon27 Год назад +14

      @@POOPGOD999 he for sure would have still grown up to be screwed up regardless. seeing your parents get murdered in front of you and your grandpa scaring you into fearing christmas and santa cant be completely solved with therapy, unfortunately. though he probably wouldnt have gone on to be murder santa had he gotten some kind of psychiatric help or therapy

    • @goazer2
      @goazer2 Год назад +1

      Well the brother kills her in the second movie so you are correct.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 4 месяца назад

      Proof that religion is nothing but poison

  • @lebigsmoke7260
    @lebigsmoke7260 5 лет назад +766

    James: tries to censor genitalia as best he can
    RUclips: PUNISH!

    • @karsonmorris2001
      @karsonmorris2001 5 лет назад +16

      True

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад +57

      James tries to censor Denise's boobs.
      RUclips: NAUGHTY.

    • @carmelf601
      @carmelf601 5 лет назад +13

      This is gold GOLD

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 лет назад +11

      I’d bet he would get demonetized slower, by leaving in random nipples, than a few extra frames of the movies gore.

    • @k1dn0th1ng9
      @k1dn0th1ng9 5 лет назад +5

      @@cjwrench07 haha

  • @princessfiona3032
    @princessfiona3032 4 года назад +258

    *“Thinking about My parents”*
    “Ohhh good good thats fine thats fine”
    *“They are dead”*
    Ohhh

    • @diamond9368
      @diamond9368 4 года назад +5

      Why the heck are you not an ogre yet have you met your soul mate shrek?

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 5 лет назад +1552

    Wait, really??
    "Sorry I killed your priest, can I offer you some complimentary policing?"
    That's how that went down?

    • @scarface1138
      @scarface1138 5 лет назад +8

      That's grounds for BLM and Antifa to riot

    • @chillcrusader6907
      @chillcrusader6907 5 лет назад +16

      Sorry i killed your *deaf priest*

    • @olabode1628
      @olabode1628 4 года назад +1

      How people can you ple for me but I

    • @djweegeenyc
      @djweegeenyc 4 года назад +4

      Punish!

    • @miac.8685
      @miac.8685 4 года назад +1

      Woah, 666 likes...

  • @Polygonyall
    @Polygonyall 5 лет назад +639

    Utah mental facility, the one mental facility in Utah

    • @Nogdog945
      @Nogdog945 5 лет назад +28

      marsclaws hahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha
      *removes sins*

    • @robland3253
      @robland3253 5 лет назад +30

      Paul Hazel there’s only one because the entire state is an insane asylum

    • @horrorh0eee
      @horrorh0eee 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @thatonefatkid8017
      @thatonefatkid8017 5 лет назад +2

      @@robland3253 being from Utah I agree with this

    • @IH8WhoYouAre
      @IH8WhoYouAre 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @xxskylar_playzxx1380
    @xxskylar_playzxx1380 4 года назад +175

    Best line! 8:25
    Billy: I'm thinking about my parents
    Mr. Simms: Oh, that's good! That's good that's fine that's fine!
    Billy:.......They're dead...
    Mr.Simms: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
    This line made me laugh so hard

  • @sewkrazy
    @sewkrazy 2 года назад +63

    How did Mother Superior look at Billy and go; "Nah, he doesn't need therapy."
    She's more evil than the criminal santa from the beginning

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 5 лет назад +538

    I can't take James seriously with that friggin suit!
    Also, I hate those characters in slasher films that don't treat kids with horrible experiences with care.
    The nun in this film.
    The doctors in Nightmare on Elm Street 3.
    The family in Child's Play 2.
    I mean, if that nun hadn't been so stern with Billy, he may not have gone on that killing spree! He might've gotten over his parents death if they'd given him some TLC, rather than constantly berrading him.

    • @sarahhenry5788
      @sarahhenry5788 5 лет назад +13

      Well spoken.

    • @virtual_viking8908
      @virtual_viking8908 5 лет назад +25

      Maybe if the story emphasized on catching the killer of Billy's parents and not so much on his decent into madness, Billy's life story could end differently.

    • @j.b.booker7912
      @j.b.booker7912 5 лет назад +5

      Yes but then no slasher movie. More like some Patch Adams bullshit.

    • @nickb9718
      @nickb9718 5 лет назад +8

      Also, the sheriff in Friday the 13th 6.

    • @juanDeportas
      @juanDeportas 5 лет назад +1

      My guy it's a fooking movie

  • @emmettgraves4925
    @emmettgraves4925 4 года назад +116

    8:25 this is literally the best moment in this whole movie. I laughed out loud.

  • @Noodles4Anime
    @Noodles4Anime 4 года назад +240

    "Because he was deaf."
    Damn.. that suck- wait what? How's he going to hear what the kids say to him?

    • @robtz759
      @robtz759 4 года назад

      I don't know,probably with cue cards

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 4 года назад +3

      Omg! I came to this video to ask the same thing! Why use a deaf person to ask children what they want for Christmas? What could his response possibly be? I love this movie but that part always stuck out as ridiculous to me😂🎅🔨

    • @robtz759
      @robtz759 4 года назад

      @@Karmen2010 again,probably the kids were needed to write a letter of what they want for Christmas and show it to the Deaf Santa

    • @Karmen2010
      @Karmen2010 4 года назад

      @@robtz759 Most kids have a certain view on how Santa Claus is and they wouldn't probably think he's deaf. I guess it's better to have a deaf Santa than the alternative, a killer Santa. Jeez! You are the second person to get angry at me on the comment section from this video. I didn't realize how serious this was. I had one guy pick a fight with me over an innocent comment I made and he decided to start an irrelevant argument with me about it. Maybe I won't comment about the movie anymore. Anyway, hope you have a Merry Christmas🎅

    • @robtz759
      @robtz759 4 года назад

      @@Karmen2010 I'm not angry,I just told my theory of how the Santa was supposed to get what they were saying but yeah,it's pretty illogical at this point in the movie.

  • @NyxDiscordia33
    @NyxDiscordia33 5 лет назад +81

    This is honestly a really cool and compelling motivation for a slasher villain.

    • @loki1456
      @loki1456 2 года назад +9

      As well as being really tragic.

    • @FookMi69
      @FookMi69 6 месяцев назад +1

      Its honestly so funny how the film only becomes a slasher during the second half of the film. Beforehand, it was a psychological drama about PTSD and how it can affect someone in the worst way

  • @a.tlesbianloli3886
    @a.tlesbianloli3886 5 лет назад +347

    I understand that his grandpa was trying too scare him into being good but wasn't it krampus that punished people and Santa just gave people coal?

    • @andrewphillips4681
      @andrewphillips4681 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah but finding a good costume for krampus out of the Netherlands is hard

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +25

      Most ppl. in the US didn't know about the Krampus until about 5 years ago.

    • @kylereese3647
      @kylereese3647 5 лет назад +2

      A.T Lesbian loli that's exactly what i was thinking

    • @newname34695
      @newname34695 5 лет назад +8

      True and krampusnacht is in 5 days
      Yes he has his own holiday

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 лет назад +9

      He wasn't trying to scare him into being good. The granddad was just crazy and trying to scare Billy.

  • @kennethgrant6323
    @kennethgrant6323 5 лет назад +334

    Anybody else notice that Ms. Piggy at 13:33??
    She must've had another argument with Kermit😂

    • @watevr4evr
      @watevr4evr 5 лет назад +2

      Noice

    • @DukeYeet
      @DukeYeet 5 лет назад +4

      Do you think in look like a muppet?

    • @MCBoult
      @MCBoult 5 лет назад

      also at the beginning

    • @DynamiteChris006
      @DynamiteChris006 5 лет назад +1

      MSSS PEEGGGGYYY?

    • @ian3726
      @ian3726 5 лет назад +1

      Big bird is also there

  • @IAmNessie
    @IAmNessie 5 лет назад +533

    *HAA WOOH!*
    *Wait, what did you say?*
    *HAA WOOH!*
    *Oh, that’s what I thought you said*

  • @striderm
    @striderm 4 года назад +27

    12:40 This has got to one of my favorite “That’s what I thought you said” lines.

  • @harleyrider8924
    @harleyrider8924 5 лет назад +385

    That's not cranberry sauce James

    • @SuckitTrebek99
      @SuckitTrebek99 5 лет назад +46

      It's grenadine, for my ice cream treats!

    • @ronanmcdonagh3268
      @ronanmcdonagh3268 5 лет назад +4

      @@SuckitTrebek99 OMFG

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris 5 лет назад +3

      Ummm. I think you’ve got the wrong movie

    • @Milani-qe7jp
      @Milani-qe7jp 5 лет назад +2

      @@SuckitTrebek99 best comment.

    • @dre7103
      @dre7103 5 лет назад

      Asten Gamer its a reference...

  • @TheBriBoat
    @TheBriBoat 5 лет назад +284

    “The fuzziest asscrack I’ve ever seen” made me loose it 😂😂😂

  • @ashleywilliams4665
    @ashleywilliams4665 5 лет назад +130

    “Wisconsin level of cheese”
    I’m from Wisconsin...and that is accurate 🧀😂

  • @JSChronicle489
    @JSChronicle489 Год назад +105

    0:44 “People just didn’t like the idea of a revered childhood icon becoming a murderer” Imagine if Winnie the Pooh blood & honey came out back then, they would’ve gotten insane.

    • @mocha8323
      @mocha8323 Год назад +1

      *It would be like an atomic bomb blew up the whole earth*

    • @zacg8975
      @zacg8975 Год назад

      Yeah That's going to play out:🖕👎 And same for the Bambi Peter Pan and the Grinch horror movies 🖕👎

  • @riles8435
    @riles8435 5 лет назад +177

    "...with a bang"
    "Er three bangs"
    *BANGBANGBANG*

  • @lukeguertin7237
    @lukeguertin7237 5 лет назад +198

    What is the difference between Laurie Strode and Thor? Laurie went for the head

    • @bossmendez8923
      @bossmendez8923 5 лет назад +5

      Aaaaaaaaaaaa I got that

    • @phantomofchaos4702
      @phantomofchaos4702 5 лет назад +11

      Michael I dont feel so good

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 5 лет назад +1

      Luke Guertin I don't get it

    • @lukeguertin7237
      @lukeguertin7237 5 лет назад +2

      It's alright. You have to see Halloween h2o and Avengers Infinity War to get it

    • @iisadbe5535
      @iisadbe5535 5 лет назад

      Freddie Brandt Sean you do it guy?

  • @jaycemcqueen306
    @jaycemcqueen306 5 лет назад +276

    13:55 That Deaf- initely gets you on the naughty list

    • @malique8972
      @malique8972 5 лет назад +2

      COЯЯUPTΞD Entertainment - God bless your miserable ass.

    • @ihaveasmallweinerbut9567
      @ihaveasmallweinerbut9567 5 лет назад +5

      COЯЯUPTΞD Entertainment uncalled for

    • @actualCrust
      @actualCrust 5 лет назад +1

      A comment I didn't know I needed 'til I had it

    • @lcarnage7724
      @lcarnage7724 5 лет назад +1

      *Deaf*

    • @Dogasupreme
      @Dogasupreme 5 лет назад +3

      And that Joke gets YOU on my "to slay" list

  • @braxtonwalden8365
    @braxtonwalden8365 3 года назад +24

    Kid: “Ha! Wew!”
    Billy: “And I took that personally”

  • @MinddKidzag
    @MinddKidzag 5 лет назад +90

    1:41 Man, Old Man Peabody hasn't been the same since an alien ran over one of his breeding pine trees.

    • @Grumpy646
      @Grumpy646 5 лет назад +1

      Isn't that from back to the future

    • @jacobh5759
      @jacobh5759 5 лет назад

      What lol

    • @Dogasupreme
      @Dogasupreme 5 лет назад

      @@Grumpy646 no, It's from Alien vs Predator

  • @shadowthekelpie5147
    @shadowthekelpie5147 5 лет назад +36

    "What, is she trying to play hide the soul?" Bringing up that Dead Meat lore once again

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 5 лет назад +97

    *This movie isn't anything Silent*
    *And nor is it Holy...*
    *But*
    *It's definitely DEADLY*

  • @cleverusername6526
    @cleverusername6526 2 года назад +17

    10:15
    i love that she sees the bodies and her reaction is just screaming at the top of her lungs for like 5 seconds straight

  • @aronimous_1015
    @aronimous_1015 5 лет назад +314

    1:50
    James: he springs on like a possesed animatronic
    Me: *tries to figure between five nights at freddys and chucky*

  • @maya5188
    @maya5188 5 лет назад +46

    "Then billy knocks santa's Christmas lights out" Had my rolling for some reason

  • @MegaManDBZX
    @MegaManDBZX 4 года назад +126

    “People didn’t like the idea of a revered childhood icon becoming a murderer.”
    And now we have the Banana Splits movie.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 года назад +1

      A Winnie the Pooh horror film is being made too.

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 2 года назад +2

      Horror movie: *has a killer*
      People in the 80s: “absolutely not”

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 2 года назад

      @@Xehanort10
      A what

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 года назад

      @@hopepapernacky A film where Pooh and Piglet go insane after Christopher Robin abandons them and start killing with Eeyore as their first victim. Look up Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey.

  • @jackattack2421
    @jackattack2421 5 лет назад +203

    “Charles entertainment cheese” I see what you did there

  • @kennymccormick1187
    @kennymccormick1187 5 лет назад +100

    14:34 maybe he thought it was jack frost the killer mutant snowman?

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 5 лет назад +151

    12:40, I don't know about you, but I came here for the unholy screeching bully.😁😁

    • @Kipland
      @Kipland 5 лет назад +11

      that shit has me dying rn

    • @BulaGuy
      @BulaGuy 4 года назад +5

      Me and you both. 😂

    • @HeartOfHallownest
      @HeartOfHallownest 8 месяцев назад +2

      He looks happy during the first scream and then instantly more scared during the second lol

  • @LocseryuOfficial
    @LocseryuOfficial Год назад +14

    The “Im thinking about my parents” exchange is what elevates this from must see cult classic to the best fucking christmas horror movie you can see

  • @Dukeomegaice39
    @Dukeomegaice39 5 лет назад +148

    Bruh "this box cutter is useless without box cutter Barbie"

  • @techwizardmike
    @techwizardmike 5 лет назад +271

    Enjoyed this very much 🎅🏻 -nDon't really have anything clever to say 🧐; Just wanted to thank you for bringing me a lot of good cheer during a difficult time.

    • @Oii-e9c
      @Oii-e9c 2 года назад

      I enjoyed too

  • @sillythygoose
    @sillythygoose 5 лет назад +212

    So billy grew up 20 years but Ricky only grew up 5?

    • @gabrielguerrero7296
      @gabrielguerrero7296 5 лет назад +14

      Holy shit, I actually never noticed!

    • @protojager
      @protojager 5 лет назад +13

      Billy was like 8, so when he was 18 Ricky would be 10, looked about right to me.

    • @sillythygoose
      @sillythygoose 5 лет назад +26

      Sophisticated Dinosaur after the first time jump when they were both kids there hardly looked to be an age difference

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 5 лет назад

      Depending how old Billy's pretend brother actual age is in the flim

  • @savannaandrews9886
    @savannaandrews9886 5 лет назад +28

    12:40-12:45 , that is when I actually died, I can’t even with the things that James comes up with to say😂😂💀💀

  • @jamaa123b4
    @jamaa123b4 5 лет назад +79

    Wow this reminds me of Batman when he becomes what he feared the most as a child except he didn’t become Santa lol

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 лет назад

      Batman feared corrupt police???? Batman’s not a vigilante, he’s an unconstitutional and illegal agent of the Gotham gov/police. And, Gotham is only terrible for crime, because the courts have no choice but to declare mistrials, in every case Batman interferes in.
      •illegal search and seizure • not mirandizing suspects • contaminating crimes scenes • broken chain of evidentiary control • conspiracy to commit fraud • conspiracy to commit aggravated assault • fraud • aggravated assault. All those Batman crimes would even get the joker off Scott free in Nolan’s Batman.

  • @ozvok2279
    @ozvok2279 5 лет назад +49

    The sequel may not be a Christmas movie but it still celebrates a certain day

  • @urielt1504
    @urielt1504 5 лет назад +52

    9:42
    Wasn't he looking forward to getting hammered?
    Boom

  • @everettsandoval5889
    @everettsandoval5889 5 лет назад +71

    This Christmas, 80’s anakin spares the younglings ...

  • @MrMaximus99
    @MrMaximus99 5 лет назад +76

    “Wisconsin levels of Cheese.” Classic.

  • @harryadam7679
    @harryadam7679 5 лет назад +24

    “It’s over! It’s time to get shit faced!!”
    Was not expecting that 🤣🤣

  • @fbi5150
    @fbi5150 5 лет назад +107

    Ladies and gentlemen we got him

  • @totaldramataco4961
    @totaldramataco4961 3 года назад +47

    Billy: Murders someone while screaming "NAUGHTY!"
    Pamela: I think it's totally reasonable to call him crazy and hit him! He'll surely spare me! :D

    • @sirsomebody0
      @sirsomebody0 2 года назад +9

      I mean, from her perspective it's just her drunk co-worker who walked in on her getting sexually assaulted and lost his temper. Then again, Billy did wrap Christmas lights around that guy's neck and single-handedly held him up to choke him. I'm torn on the scene, honestly. Weirdest part for me was that she went straight to calling Billy crazy after he stopped her from being assaulted but I guess emotions were running high 😅

    • @alexanderhopkins7837
      @alexanderhopkins7837 Год назад +1

      The kills are necessary Pamela👿😡 7:24 fuzziest ass crack 😆😂 and no way bro u like total drama me too 😄

  • @APetriDish
    @APetriDish 5 лет назад +167

    A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese

  • @BulaGuy
    @BulaGuy 5 лет назад +31

    12:40
    Someone turn that into a meme please! 🤣🤣🤣 Screeching Bully GIF and sound bite.

    • @vaincelent191
      @vaincelent191 5 лет назад +1

      Richard Tucker you got it

    • @dragonkyng
      @dragonkyng 5 лет назад +2

      Its definitely a running joke through these videos and I love it.

  • @russelldudley7797
    @russelldudley7797 4 года назад +19

    7:45 “You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy!”

  • @uchihaedgelord5589
    @uchihaedgelord5589 4 года назад +26

    "thinking about my parents"
    "yeah, that's fine, that's fine"
    "they're dead"

  • @anthonypaddle6588
    @anthonypaddle6588 5 лет назад +441

    My heart was racing when I thought his next victim was a infant ;-;. I hate when they kill babies in horror movies.

    • @darthblacc4421
      @darthblacc4421 5 лет назад +24

      That serial Santa probably thought about killing baby Ricky but quickly ran when when a car came

    • @anthonypaddle6588
      @anthonypaddle6588 5 лет назад +39

      They don't ruin horror movies. It's hard to watch a Baby. getting murdered because there defenseless.

    • @ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot
      @ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot 5 лет назад +10

      If you can’t handle horror movies killing babies then you defiantly won’t be able to handle game of thrones.

    • @swirlcenter3783
      @swirlcenter3783 5 лет назад

      Syntax_3rror like there entire life can't happen cause there dead 😢

    • @subscribe2pewdiepie729
      @subscribe2pewdiepie729 4 года назад +5

      @@darthblacc4421 I hate it when when when they kill kids in movies in general

  • @damianjohnson6793
    @damianjohnson6793 5 лет назад +109

    I'm just hoping for an joke on "Garbage Day"
    Edit: I mean tommorow

    • @jasonowens1551
      @jasonowens1551 5 лет назад +2

      Its garbage day! (Shoots gun)😊

    • @kashbhajii
      @kashbhajii 5 лет назад +1

      Jason Owens You shot a gun? NAUGHT- i already made that joke in another comment.

    • @JeremyBell97
      @JeremyBell97 5 лет назад +1

      THIS is what that’s from?? Woah

    • @DirectorWestfield
      @DirectorWestfield 5 лет назад +1

      I eagerly await GARBAGE DAY!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @creamy_melon
    @creamy_melon 5 лет назад +107

    14:02 ,,, i know it wasn’t a pun but when father o’brien was killed (bc he was deaf and couldn’t hear) james says “that DEFinitely gets you on the naughty list” 😭😭

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад +1

      It's more like O'Brien didn't get the news about the killer Santa

    • @purpledogg2073
      @purpledogg2073 4 года назад +1

      i was trying to see if anyone else got that😭

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад

      @@purpledogg2073 I get it already, I don't need an interpreter for that part

    • @purpledogg2073
      @purpledogg2073 4 года назад

      @@damianprock1650 i was talkin to the other person😐

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад

      @@purpledogg2073 I know, he probably just didn't read or watch the news about the killer Santa

  • @jackmiles1918
    @jackmiles1918 3 года назад +34

    His Grandpa pretended to be mentally disabled so well and for so long to the point of him needing 24/7 monitoring just so he could make his little tiny grandson shit his pants one day... Thats fucking gangster. Big respect for that dedication to comedy 💯❤️

  • @clownytherat5098
    @clownytherat5098 2 года назад +11

    5:25 James mentioning the powerful rat made my whole day.

  • @steventuttle4353
    @steventuttle4353 5 лет назад +254

    James you should do a kill count on the horror movie "My Little Eye" from 2002

  • @BensonWood2003
    @BensonWood2003 5 лет назад +8

    you’re the only youtuber i wouldn’t skip a mid video ad for. Thanks for the content, James

  • @aaronwilder2775
    @aaronwilder2775 4 года назад +12

    6:55 - That sounds like something that would kick off a cheesy 80's sitcom, and I love it :)

  • @Nightmare77110
    @Nightmare77110 5 лет назад +25

    My favorite thing about James’s Santa outfit is that the mic is in his beard

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад +13

    I discovered Dead Meat thanks to his Jigsaw video, and now I've been binging this channel. Nice to see various horror films. The good, the bad, the obscure, the silly, the abstract, etc.

  • @metrobytmobile5943
    @metrobytmobile5943 3 года назад +17

    Im impressed with how consistently good james and his content is

  • @Jopo1226
    @Jopo1226 5 лет назад +15

    Actually yes small businesses were thriving before big box retailers. Also toy stores used to be a gold mine before electronics, video games, and cell phones. Not only Christmas, but report card, birthday gifts, or just out of love.

  • @MutinySignals
    @MutinySignals 5 лет назад +26

    I remember in 6th grade we were about to watch this Gandhi movie on VHS then the trailer for this movie played. My teacher was like "they banned this movie for being so awful!" From then on I was dead set on finding and watching it lol

  • @joshwise7126
    @joshwise7126 5 лет назад +550

    Those who disliked this video are naughty and must be punished

  • @ld5950
    @ld5950 5 лет назад +42

    Can you please wear the Santa suit for the entire month?

  • @endanarchy
    @endanarchy 3 года назад +38

    Are we not going to talk about the beginning with the mother carrying a baby in the front seat with no seat belt?
    Man. The 70s were a crazy time.

  • @martinvargas1103
    @martinvargas1103 5 лет назад +206

    Can't wait till it's *_GARBAGE DAY_*

  • @pixeslama7278
    @pixeslama7278 5 лет назад +27

    Hahahaha I just love it when he said bang bang bang!!!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ericsong5155
    @ericsong5155 5 лет назад +7

    Hey James, this probably won't reach u but since the holidays are rolling around I just wanna say that you have been a great source of entertainment to me throughout the year, I remember many months ago when I first discovered you and binge watched your videos until I realized I had watched all 20 of them, then I waited and waited every week for new series to come out. Thanks for all those Friday afternoons checking out a computer at the library, getting ready to watch your videos!

  • @jayteespence3592
    @jayteespence3592 4 года назад +11

    I greatly admire everything you do when it comes to warning about content

  • @akiraslayer7934
    @akiraslayer7934 5 лет назад +16

    Another classic 80's slasher! I hated the 40min recap of this first one at the start of the second one haha. Another great KC James! Thank you as always.

  • @Gabemario
    @Gabemario 5 лет назад +46

    He's making a kill count, he's check it twice, he's gonna find out who's dead or alive
    Jaaaaaaaames is comin' to town

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 5 лет назад +27

    2:08 that job is for Krampus not for Santa

  • @whitelantern3599
    @whitelantern3599 3 года назад +21

    I never understood why pamela would call him names and hit him after he just saved her ass. She went from victim to aggressor real quick

    • @nevermore7285
      @nevermore7285 Год назад +10

      I mean, a lot of people wouldn’t exactly be rational after watching someone hang someone else with Christmas lights.

  • @smooth_cucumber9
    @smooth_cucumber9 5 лет назад +33

    Oh yeah I remember this during the editing live stream

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 5 лет назад +21

    8:33 Best reaction 10/10

  • @UnderscoreBill
    @UnderscoreBill 5 лет назад +6

    Mac's death had to be the funniest death scene I've witnessed in a LONG time. Dude's descending the slopes, then all of a sudden: PUNISH! Headless body chilling in a sled, continuing its trip down the hill. Amazing.

  • @salvadorbenitez2684
    @salvadorbenitez2684 4 года назад +13

    I really really love this horror movie community that we're in it's the best and I love these kill counts keep it up please

  • @HitBoxMaster
    @HitBoxMaster 5 лет назад +60

    "Wisconsin levels of cheese"
    LMAO

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 5 лет назад +1

      Dip-Dip Potato Chip I don’t get it.

    • @mindriot91_96
      @mindriot91_96 3 года назад +1

      @@mapleflag6518 Wisconsin is known for their cheese and ranks first among all states in the production of Cheddar, American, Mozzarella, Brick, Muenster and Limburger cheeses (taken from this article: ehlenbachscheese.com/cheese-facts.php)

  • @youngmoneyc502
    @youngmoneyc502 5 лет назад +43

    Billy protecc...He atacc...but most importantly,he punish you with a knife in your bacc

  • @GeloOcampo
    @GeloOcampo 5 лет назад +54

    I'm so early for once, aaand...
    It's the most *HORROR*-ful time... *OOOOOOF THE YEEEAAAAR* 🎄
    PS. I watched one of the editing livestreams and James playing Carly Rae Jepsen while editing has made me love him 10x more

  • @illtemmperedcoins
    @illtemmperedcoins 3 года назад +14

    "This montage is just Wisconsin levels of cheese"
    That killed me.