Santa's Slay (2005) KILL COUNT

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  6 лет назад +3368

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  • @originalhistory4446
    @originalhistory4446 4 года назад +827

    Seeing a pro wrestler as Santa on a sleigh which is being pulled by a giant white buffalo may be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

    • @superowenma5519
      @superowenma5519 2 года назад +6

      This is truly north America aside from mexico

    • @1A-L69
      @1A-L69 Год назад +2

      I actually find it quite funny

    • @nicholasehrhart8916
      @nicholasehrhart8916 Год назад +1

      I think NXT should do a Christmas event called NXT Christmas chaos with Vic Joseph and Booker T along with Scarlett and Shotzi hosting a two night event

    • @MadisonGleason
      @MadisonGleason Год назад +1

      Santa Claus aka Father Christmas aka Saint Nicholas aka St. Nick aka Kris Kringles aka Shatan aka Shataan is unstoppable.

    • @MadisonGleason
      @MadisonGleason Год назад

      Santa Claus aka Father Christmas aka Saint Nicholas aka St. Nick aka Kris Kringles is Uncle Grandpa's brother.

  • @DariusKetchum2010
    @DariusKetchum2010 6 лет назад +11549

    So if Santa's the bad guy, does that mean the Krampus would be the good guy?

    • @ryandavidtorres8820
      @ryandavidtorres8820 6 лет назад +1742

      Not exactly. Krampus is the one who disciplines those who have been naughty. In this movie, Santa was a bad person who lost a bet to an Angel to be good for a thousand years. Santa is naturally evil in this movie so he didn't have any sort of motive to kill; he just wanted too.

    • @ParadoxAAA
      @ParadoxAAA 6 лет назад +1093

      Nah Krampus is just his drinking buddy

    • @josecastillo6993
      @josecastillo6993 6 лет назад +186

      your right

    • @eizenkanz7668
      @eizenkanz7668 6 лет назад +666

      Maybe krampus is just a perfectly good guy who lost a bet to a Satan, so he became a bad guy for thousand years....

    • @Peter_S.Woldrich
      @Peter_S.Woldrich 6 лет назад +283

      @@eizenkanz7668 That would actually be awesome :D
      Imagine good soul tormented by obligation of being evil and cruel. Cool motive!

  • @Invader809
    @Invader809 6 лет назад +516

    Fun fact the stripper on the swing is actually Goldberg’s wife and they met on this set doing that scene. True love can be found in all places

    • @aronimous_1015
      @aronimous_1015 6 лет назад +19

      Yes, if you find it at all

    • @sb_gaming1867
      @sb_gaming1867 6 лет назад +12

      invader 809 well then, you learn something new everyday

    • @ManiaxOnYT
      @ManiaxOnYT 6 лет назад +8

      And then their son was born, then he took his shirt off once on a raw because *reasons* I guess

    • @dull_entertainer2857
      @dull_entertainer2857 2 года назад +3

      He actually also said that in the Broken Skull Sessions, with Stone Cold

    • @juanresto6756
      @juanresto6756 2 года назад +2

      9:01

  • @Patrick-Phelan
    @Patrick-Phelan 2 года назад +270

    You know what? The Goldberg Santa is a pretty good Santa design. It's got the ancient bits, the scary bits, and the Santa bits all working together with none of them overpowering the others. Cheers to the costume designer. (And jeers to the soundtrack producer, yes.)

  • @andrewdubya1380
    @andrewdubya1380 4 года назад +333

    *"Santa flees from the Whiny teenager on a Zamboni, and with Grandpa Angel unable to leave the Hockey Rink because magic reasons or whatever"*
    Is easily one of my favorite sentences from any dead meat episode.

  • @regpett3730
    @regpett3730 5 лет назад +1733

    Everybody gangsta until the murder patterns came out to the shape of a Christmas tree

  • @MeowSkullsFTW
    @MeowSkullsFTW 5 лет назад +1405

    *Santa cleaning the striper pole is the funniest shit I've ever seen*

    • @phoenixchampion7
      @phoenixchampion7 5 лет назад +78

      Even he doesn't wanna touch that thing without cleaning it.

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 года назад +55

      Even when he's wearing gloves he's adamant about germ awareness.

    • @bulldozer2668
      @bulldozer2668 4 года назад +13

      SQUEAK

    • @chloilove6755
      @chloilove6755 3 года назад +6

      @Donut head Rick and Morty is a TV show worth watching, you have my respect.

    • @braydenbartley365
      @braydenbartley365 3 года назад +8

      Even killers have standards like Lobo from DC he kills legally and keeps his word apparently

  • @tanid40
    @tanid40 4 года назад +2149

    The actor of Santa would’ve made a perfect King Triton from The Little Mermaid

  • @memeboi8742
    @memeboi8742 5 лет назад +1555

    *Santa gets into naughty list cause of killing*
    Krampus: alright the next one on the list is..oh....

  • @pjmassboy3471
    @pjmassboy3471 5 лет назад +943

    This is the most badass Santa ever

    • @thunderbird8449
      @thunderbird8449 5 лет назад +50

      Mostly because he's Goldberg

    • @dylanrandall7269
      @dylanrandall7269 5 лет назад +2

      Kris-Tina Ellis like the abc show

    • @cookiecore69
      @cookiecore69 5 лет назад +2

      i want to write that :(

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 5 лет назад +17

      The historical St. Nicholas (“The Wondermaker”) was said to have been quite a badass too (though sources vary and I’m far from a hagiographer). According to some tales, he stopped executions, survived torture, and started a brawl in the Council of Nicaea by punching a “heretic” bishop in the face.

    • @AlexanderRodriguez-vq7xp
      @AlexanderRodriguez-vq7xp 5 лет назад +4

      This is the only badass santa

  • @pickledfishlips4081
    @pickledfishlips4081 5 лет назад +703

    Family: eating dinner
    Santa Claus: busts through the wall like the Kool aid man

  • @danseth5775
    @danseth5775 4 года назад +2194

    Even with a homicidal Santa, I find Chris Kattan being heterosexual the most unbelievable part of the movie

    • @metaleye90
      @metaleye90 3 года назад +9

      HuH

    • @BZABuddy
      @BZABuddy 3 года назад +22

      Is that you Norm? lol

    • @danseth5775
      @danseth5775 3 года назад +119

      @@metaleye90 Chris Kattan is an actor and former SNL cast member. He the guy in the beginning of this movie who was foundling Fran Dresser at the dinner table. Kattan is clearly gay and in the closet.

    • @shawndaboyt2260
      @shawndaboyt2260 3 года назад +4

      haha I’m one of those get rekt

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 3 года назад +1

      @@danseth5775
      :D

  • @theluignator
    @theluignator 5 лет назад +711

    1:58
    “SaNtA? EeEeEeHh”

  • @perochialjoe
    @perochialjoe 6 лет назад +909

    I'll be honest, I laughed way harder than I should at the image of Goldberg's murderous Santa wet wiping off the stripper pole.

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 6 лет назад +45

      he'll eviserate you and get guts all over the place, but he ain't gonna get his hands filthy on a poorly sanitized pole lol

    • @SomeRandomHelldiver07
      @SomeRandomHelldiver07 6 лет назад +6

      I laughed very very hard when i saw your profile pic

    • @ppwriteer285
      @ppwriteer285 6 лет назад +4

      Wtf is your profile pick😂😂

    • @sirenofthesea7802
      @sirenofthesea7802 6 лет назад +7

      Could you blame him? Would you touch a stripper pole covered in crotch juice & sweat?

    • @SomeRandomHelldiver07
      @SomeRandomHelldiver07 6 лет назад +3

      Rayena Carter no

  • @toxicwaist9159
    @toxicwaist9159 5 лет назад +2084

    Bruh we all just gonna ignore “Tess ticular”

  • @fnaffan5046
    @fnaffan5046 3 года назад +79

    All kills
    2:16 BETH MASON
    2:26 JASON MASON
    2:40 VIRGINIA MASON
    2:54 GWEN MASON
    3:03 TAYLOR MASON
    3:16 DARREN MASON
    4:44 MRS. TALBOT
    7:01 MUGGER
    7:53 GOLD DIGGERS BOUNCER
    8:10 GOLD DIGGERS WORKER
    8:27 GOLD DIGGERS BARTENDER
    8:38 GOLD DIGGERS PATRON
    9:14 6 DANCERS & 6 PATRONS
    9:32 GOLD DIGGERS VALET
    9:57 2 NAUGHTY BOYS
    10:25 MR. GREEN
    11:20 CAPTAIN CAULK & 4 OTHER POLICE OFFICERS
    12:32 6 CAROLLERS
    13:34 GRANDPA
    17:36 PASTOR TIMMONS
    total: 41
    ONE KILL EVERY 1.9 MINUTES
    GOLDEN CHAINSAW: GOLD DIGGERS PATRON
    DULL MACHETE: 6 DANCERS & 6 PATRONS

  • @Caliginousknight13
    @Caliginousknight13 6 лет назад +302

    Gotta love when a Rat Race reference is made 💙💜💚

  • @daisytapia7038
    @daisytapia7038 6 лет назад +62

    8:18 I love that Santa cleans the pole first before using it as a weapon! That's freaking hilarious!

  • @Mentally_a_crab
    @Mentally_a_crab 4 года назад +210

    Santa: comes down chimney *
    Fran dresser: Santa ? * errrh *

  • @baronvonpiano7625
    @baronvonpiano7625 4 года назад +52

    I loved Goldberg in this movie. His Santa was such a fantastic villain, and it also has me wanting him to play Lobo.

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 2 года назад +4

      After this film I think he’d definitely be perfect for it

    • @onyxsylvian
      @onyxsylvian День назад

      A fitting role for The Main Man, both in personality and voice acting.

  • @anthonyloveschickens
    @anthonyloveschickens 4 года назад +610

    I remember when me and my cousin were like, 5 years old my grandma put this on thinking it said "Santa's *sleigh* ”

  • @trapezoid5810
    @trapezoid5810 4 года назад +864

    *"Actually no, lets, uh, let's not say Santa meat."*

  • @katemarieeee
    @katemarieeee 6 лет назад +816

    Thank you for all of the kill counts that you have given us these past 3 months. Glad I stumbled across your channel earlier this year. Enjoy the holidays with Chelsea and baby cat 🐈

  • @andykruger4696
    @andykruger4696 4 года назад +202

    this movie was so confusing and dumb, but yet i really love it

  • @mariannbur2513
    @mariannbur2513 6 лет назад +907

    1:58 that sounds like marge from the simpsons

    • @spixvh
      @spixvh 5 лет назад +23

      I never thought of that lol😁😁😁😂😂😂

    • @dudeidk5498
      @dudeidk5498 5 лет назад +17

      I WAS JUST THINKING THAT OMFG THANK U FOR COMMENTING THIS

    • @ajchapman5261
      @ajchapman5261 5 лет назад +10

      How dare you compare Marge Simpson to this dead joke?? Show some respect for the blue haired mother.

    • @yuhjeice7186
      @yuhjeice7186 5 лет назад +8

      @@ajchapman5261 r/woooosh

    • @jake_richardson2960
      @jake_richardson2960 5 лет назад

      You know what your right

  • @royal03boy17
    @royal03boy17 6 лет назад +257

    I'm starting to think James sleeps in that Santa outfit

  • @georgesalisbury5996
    @georgesalisbury5996 5 лет назад +625

    Is it just me or does this film look like it was made in the 90s even though it came out in 2005?

    • @annonamouse6008
      @annonamouse6008 4 года назад +31

      George Salisbury yeah it does, although i love having high quality films something about old horror films (mostly the way they look) really appeal too me

    • @tibb75
      @tibb75 4 года назад +9

      Yeah, it looks like Jack Frost

    • @unusualloser3814
      @unusualloser3814 4 года назад +3

      EXACTLY!!

    • @ishathompson8439
      @ishathompson8439 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing! 😂

    • @georgesalisbury5996
      @georgesalisbury5996 4 года назад +2

      @@ishathompson8439 Maybe it was shot in the 90s and sat on a shelf until 2005.

  • @lukeevans2717
    @lukeevans2717 4 года назад +109

    I love that line “it’s necronomicon son it ain’t got no kin” 😂

  • @GamingGod-fl2yr
    @GamingGod-fl2yr 6 лет назад +500

    The stripper with Goldberg all up in her business would end up being his wife.
    That was how they met

    • @da-vionjeffery3928
      @da-vionjeffery3928 5 лет назад +25

      GamingGod45935 wrestling with wregret huh

    • @100purenacl3
      @100purenacl3 5 лет назад +9

      What???

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 5 лет назад +1

      Seriously?

    • @Mrspiderman20014
      @Mrspiderman20014 5 лет назад

      @@SpaceCase132 yeah, he says something that's quite hilarious in an interview about it too.

    • @ArshesNei8
      @ArshesNei8 5 лет назад +2

      Yep. Wanda Ferraton is a stunt double and they met on this movie.

  • @thedylanarmy9735
    @thedylanarmy9735 5 лет назад +233

    Grandpa got ran over by a reindeer talking crap to Santa Christmas eve

    • @ChaosGoblin.2003
      @ChaosGoblin.2003 4 года назад +8

      *🎵You Could Say There's No Such Thing As FUCKING SANTA But As For Me And GRANDMA We Believe🎵*

  • @uselessproductions7867
    @uselessproductions7867 6 лет назад +84

    James in a Santa suit... again.
    I love it!

  • @jaredswan2585
    @jaredswan2585 2 года назад +73

    I watched this movie in high school as a sophomore with some older friends.
    We were going through pay per view movies on the TV and read the description of this one.
    I still remember the jaw dropping hilarity of that first scene and everyone shouting to rewind to see who we could recognize. A similar thing happened with the strip club scene though for obviously different reasons.
    I haven't spoken to those folks in years, and I hadn't really thought about them until I watched this episode.
    Thanks for triggering some really fun memories of a very shitty movie.

  • @JonManArmy
    @JonManArmy 6 лет назад +267

    I remember watching this with my mom, aunt, brothers and grandpa who passed about 7 years ago, I didn't remember what it was called but now I do. Thank you so much when I was little I just remembered the guy getting stabbed in the hands and the strip club scene and now I can rewatch this movie and have a lot of nostalgia.

    • @whoopsieskk
      @whoopsieskk 5 лет назад +8

      for some reason in my mind i read "nostalgia" as "lasagna"

    • @ajd219
      @ajd219 5 лет назад +4

      @@vein.fm_hxcfemboywhy is that so far fetched

    • @G3N0Unknown
      @G3N0Unknown 5 лет назад +2

      @@vein.fm_hxcfemboy my family watches horror together.

    • @pillow1199
      @pillow1199 3 года назад

      dam how did your mom aunt brothers and grandpa In 1 year that's rough buddy

    • @Blank.names.are.better
      @Blank.names.are.better 2 года назад

      @@pillow1199 no his grandma did

  • @douglasmarshall6661
    @douglasmarshall6661 5 лет назад +136

    I don't care how I die, put 'kicked into a cabinet by a professional wrestler' on my tombstone

  • @justace6844
    @justace6844 6 лет назад +1574

    How Are you not sweating buckets in that suit???

    • @jakehoward8558
      @jakehoward8558 6 лет назад +72

      Its winta my dude, its chillyyyyy

    • @NgenDoesGaming
      @NgenDoesGaming 6 лет назад +51

      He might keep the studio cold while he wears it.

    • @MrDjtonytee
      @MrDjtonytee 6 лет назад +25

      Or the suit was put in the fridge

    • @profdragonlord
      @profdragonlord 6 лет назад +19

      Why would he be sweating buckets. It would obviously be sweating boats!

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 6 лет назад +9

      Or maybe he is

  • @thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400
    @thelegendaryzonaiwarrior6400 2 года назад +94

    I love how this movie makes Santa look so manly despite being a guy who eats milk and cookies every year.

    • @GojkoStojanovicII
      @GojkoStojanovicII Год назад +7

      Over here in the UK,the tradition is that he eats pork pies and drinks a pint of beer, British Santa is much more chad than American Santa 😤

    • @Thepluhmaster
      @Thepluhmaster Год назад +2

      ​@@GojkoStojanovicIIbut im from the uk and i give him mince pies and milk

    • @lilbill7385
      @lilbill7385 Год назад +3

      Ever seen Rise of the Guardians

    • @captainprice8655
      @captainprice8655 Год назад +2

      @@lilbill7385In Soviet Russia you don't recieve presents from Santa. Santa recieves presents from you.

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir Год назад +1

      @@captainprice8655I mean. My family and I would love to cook a meal up for Santa

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 4 года назад +657

    I lost at "MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY'!!! THIS MOVIE IS TOO FREAKING MUCH!!! Also the buffalo was cute.😂🤣😚

    • @skyevaughn3295
      @skyevaughn3295 4 года назад +25

      Same!
      (Yells in deep demonic voice) Move!!! Bitch!!!
      I laughed so hard and its relatable!😄

    • @miguelcastaneda7236
      @miguelcastaneda7236 3 года назад

      Think we have all been behind one like her and wanted to do that

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 3 года назад +2

      It is not a buffalo. It is in fact, a bison.

    • @thomasalvisontos8107
      @thomasalvisontos8107 3 года назад +1

      Oh shit dizzy guilty gear pfp

    • @yapyapthedestroyer2562
      @yapyapthedestroyer2562 2 года назад +1

      What time does it happen at in the video

  • @noeldunne3407
    @noeldunne3407 6 лет назад +1007

    Ho ho homicide

    • @SewrRat
      @SewrRat 6 лет назад +9

      Leave

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 6 лет назад +6

      HA
      I like it

    • @ecw613
      @ecw613 5 лет назад

      I don't get it.

    • @greysonalex
      @greysonalex 5 лет назад +3

      @@ecw613 what dont you understand?

    • @ecw613
      @ecw613 5 лет назад

      @@greysonalex everything

  • @flashswagton
    @flashswagton 6 лет назад +153

    Those kids sound like they just learned what cussing was and say it for everything.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад +43

    Honestly, a Pro-Wrestler Santa is badass

  • @tyguybrowser806
    @tyguybrowser806 6 лет назад +18

    4:33 I still can't get over how funny it is to see Santa swears like a road rage driver. My younger self would not believe this.

  • @gaylordrobinson1199
    @gaylordrobinson1199 5 лет назад +2012

    The funniest thing about this is that Goldberg is Jewish

  • @commanderkittycat6513
    @commanderkittycat6513 4 года назад +227

    People: getting brutally killed. James: meh. Buffalo: gets scared. James: Is the buffalo ok? I need to know!

  • @Schnipps
    @Schnipps 3 года назад +10

    This is such a fun movie tho. I love it. The smoothness of the kills are so satisfying also, just the way he flips them, their weapons etc is just so good. I love wrestlers in these roles, they have so much fun with the settings usually.

  • @benjamink6555
    @benjamink6555 6 лет назад +280

    3 Kill Counts in 3 Days! Christmas came early!

  • @KeloTheWolfy
    @KeloTheWolfy 5 лет назад +163

    4:35 MOVE B* GET OUT THE WAY Lmao based off the real song

  • @realfilmitic
    @realfilmitic 4 года назад +36

    Who else is rewatching all the Christmas kill counts until the big day?

  • @traviselder5985
    @traviselder5985 4 года назад +136

    This was one of those movies where it was so bad it was absolutely amazing

  • @TheAussieNinja84
    @TheAussieNinja84 6 лет назад +172

    Is this 3 in a row?!
    That's a hell of an early Christmas present!!!

    • @newname34695
      @newname34695 6 лет назад +6

      Indeed it is. It also confirms that santa is a ho ho hoe😂

    • @thescout8804
      @thescout8804 6 лет назад +1

      kelly Niszczak aha

  • @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73
    @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 6 лет назад +136

    This is great, it's not a guy in a suit, it really is Santa doing the killing
    Awesome

  • @LifeMatters3961
    @LifeMatters3961 3 года назад +10

    2:05 “cause that’s the sound of a crazy person 😬”
    That got me 😂

  • @luckyx6663
    @luckyx6663 6 лет назад +238

    Didn't Santa lose because he used the grandpa as his puck and the grandpa went right in the hole, but the grandpas puck did not go in the hole.

    • @onemorerep6597
      @onemorerep6597 6 лет назад

      Hydra 5150 No he does that at the end of the movie. They play again for him to be good for good and that’s when he takes him and does what you said.

    • @acecashman1237
      @acecashman1237 6 лет назад +5

      Retr0Beau that's what he was referring to....

    • @brent8407
      @brent8407 6 лет назад +2

      @@onemorerep6597 *Facepalm*

    • @hihihihihi8479
      @hihihihihi8479 6 лет назад +2

      @@onemorerep6597 Whoooosh

    • @Cygerion
      @Cygerion 6 лет назад +9

      @@hihihihihi8479 not a woooosh
      a woooosh is when someone does not get a joke
      it wasnt a joke
      also you spelled it wrong

  • @eviltom17
    @eviltom17 5 лет назад +337

    Little known fact: The stripper that Santa Goldberg makes out with, is actually Goldberg's wife.

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 4 года назад +153

    I remember seeing this movie on TV when I was younger and it actually scared me a bit for some of the killing scenes.

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 4 года назад +3

      yeah

    • @mychaeljones7279
      @mychaeljones7279 4 года назад +5

      Eh theyre more comedic. Like a death of a stripper and you read their stage name. In irony that's like reading of the eulogy of "Bill Goldberg" so not that scary.

  • @abananaguyinabananaworld1186
    @abananaguyinabananaworld1186 4 года назад +22

    I love how one of the kills is called kicked into display cabinet by a professional wrestler

  • @WillisMillis
    @WillisMillis 6 лет назад +184

    Dead Meat, you have just reached a new level of respect in my heart. You have transcended many other RUclips channels with what I have just witnessed. Some might not understand my appreciation of 7:46. But I love you for that DnD reference.

  • @horrornerd6985
    @horrornerd6985 6 лет назад +143

    Merry early Christmas guys

    • @eazye2250
      @eazye2250 6 лет назад

      well i dont celebrate christmas but i guess thanks

    • @Smallslimeboy
      @Smallslimeboy 6 лет назад

      Yes merry early Christmas

    • @JlGGY
      @JlGGY 6 лет назад

      Happy Hanukkah

    • @hptrucking
      @hptrucking 6 лет назад

      Im shopping now 😀

    • @Thtazaz
      @Thtazaz 6 лет назад

      Thank you

  • @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958
    @minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958 4 года назад +78

    Santa’s Slay may have ruined kids childhood, but, this movie ENHANCED my childhood!

    • @carola36
      @carola36 2 года назад +3

      Yassss Santa slayyyy like a baddie 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
      Please forgive me I only say that cuz I thought it was funny, I don't know what's wrong with me honestly 💀💀💀💀

  • @Human_Waste_
    @Human_Waste_ 4 года назад +25

    I just noticed that the murders are pinned on the map in the shape of a Christmas tree

  • @yolandaponkers1581
    @yolandaponkers1581 6 лет назад +38

    Can we stop for a moment to admire and appreciate how much work goes into every one of these videos?

  • @ethanjohnston9493
    @ethanjohnston9493 5 лет назад +273

    james wearing a santa suit makes this video so much more unscary😂😂

    • @yourlocalbear6880
      @yourlocalbear6880 5 лет назад +1

      *Yup U.U*

    • @vixayp
      @vixayp 5 лет назад +1

      @RedRose19 lol

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 5 лет назад +3

      It's not even scary to begin with

    • @Carlos-xp5yf
      @Carlos-xp5yf 5 лет назад +3

      Smol POtAto your name seems like one of those people get asked what’s your gender and you say *I’m a potato owo*

  • @spaghettiormeat1609
    @spaghettiormeat1609 5 лет назад +8

    James is honestly the best youtuber he corrects his mistakes because he cares and he talks about all these deathes but yet is always happy and nice.

  • @Dave12395
    @Dave12395 3 года назад +5

    1:58 "SANTA?!?!? [Whatever hell that noise was]"

  • @mondothegrunt7649
    @mondothegrunt7649 6 лет назад +95

    What I want for Christmas this year is for some *Santa meat*

    • @floo0o0
      @floo0o0 6 лет назад +6

      Sounds an awful lot like you've been naughty this year.

    • @guccigang3320
      @guccigang3320 6 лет назад +2

      You gay

  • @joelr3695
    @joelr3695 6 лет назад +124

    Love the quality content! And wow, you’re still rocking that Santa suit!

  • @AlmightyPolarBear
    @AlmightyPolarBear 5 лет назад +301

    While K.O. normally refers to "Knock Out", I feel you meant "Kills Off".

    • @PixelatedTriumph
      @PixelatedTriumph 5 лет назад +3

      Nathan Williamson, damn, I just accidentally tried to make the same joke but my dumbass didn’t check to see if someone might have already done it.

    • @SomeRando8221
      @SomeRando8221 5 лет назад

      @@PixelatedTriumph That makes two.

  • @Legozachk
    @Legozachk 3 года назад +6

    This is one of the most enjoyable movies that I have discovered through this show! Thank you James!

  • @Blurdboy
    @Blurdboy 6 лет назад +223

    2:00 when your car won’t start

  • @zachfirestormyt1721
    @zachfirestormyt1721 5 лет назад +271

    I wanted to see a scene where there is a bar fight between Santa and Krampus

    • @donnamoncrief9563
      @donnamoncrief9563 5 лет назад +7

      That would have been awesome

    • @scpchan9610
      @scpchan9610 5 лет назад +7

      someone commented "so if Santa is the bad guy then does that mean krampus is the good guy?" so true

    • @deedeeparker505
      @deedeeparker505 5 лет назад +1

      I'm so fucking ready for that now

    • @reggietaylor3460
      @reggietaylor3460 5 лет назад +1

      That's in the directors cut

    • @oozydoozie7996
      @oozydoozie7996 5 лет назад +2

      They are both evil I don't think they would fight I think the be best buds

  • @tjsofara6404
    @tjsofara6404 5 лет назад +51

    Santa : Who is on the nice list
    Goldberg : Who's next

  • @haydenmack3784
    @haydenmack3784 4 года назад +17

    "As shocking as a grandmother who swears" Um... As long as I knew her, I never heard my grandmother swear once

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 5 лет назад +92

    If Santa is Satan's little Jesus child
    That means...
    He's not the Messiah
    *HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY*
    (I'll see myself out)

  • @imbored5334
    @imbored5334 6 лет назад +245

    Next year do:
    Final destination
    Hereditary
    The shining
    Cabin in the woods
    Carrie
    Texas chainsaw massacre
    Candy man
    Clown
    Sleep away camp
    The babadook
    A quiet place
    Train to Busan
    Psycho
    The ring
    The conjuring
    And don’t forget the ones of the franchise you covered earlier like The first purge 2018 and Halloween 2018

    • @michellekarlowski4855
      @michellekarlowski4855 6 лет назад +5

      RUclips Cat The shining yes!!!!!

    • @LiightingDestroyer
      @LiightingDestroyer 6 лет назад +20

      No one dies in Babadook

    • @pogosama
      @pogosama 6 лет назад +32

      How about you just enjoy the solid content we get and stop asking for stuff like a spoiled child at Christmas?

    • @elliottharme297
      @elliottharme297 6 лет назад +5

      Jesus I can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to do train to Busan haha

    • @itsyaboithelegend2747
      @itsyaboithelegend2747 6 лет назад +4

      pogosama they are just giving suggestions for content so stop being so rude

  • @lebasilleavesboi6958
    @lebasilleavesboi6958 5 лет назад +262

    This movie just shows me how easy killing someone can be

    • @robertosergiodealmeida8412
      @robertosergiodealmeida8412 4 года назад +1

      Thats not very legal

    • @jokerisinthememe5852
      @jokerisinthememe5852 4 года назад +1

      Wait no

    • @thaliabalia9871
      @thaliabalia9871 4 года назад +8

      It is extremely easy. Getting away with it is the problem. If you want to kill someone, make sure it's worth giving up your own. :)

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад

      @@thaliabalia9871 yeah, people are really fragile. But investigation techniques and tools are really good at their jobs.

    • @eatbutt.
      @eatbutt. 4 года назад

      @@logicaloverdrive8197 yes, I agree.

  • @bobio2236
    @bobio2236 4 года назад +6

    From the silent depths of darkness
    The pillars have been sleeping for centuries
    They have awakened
    Now the blood, crimson blood
    It summons the valorous to stand and rise up
    Our inherited love
    It could be called our fate
    Then with your smiling eyes
    Step up to the plate
    Now you will mystify the night
    Dodge in the blinking of an eye
    Avoid the evil blade, and then find an opening to strike
    Testing your convictions paves the way onto tomorrow
    Like a bloody storm
    You're burning like a bloody stone
    Now the words of destiny are written on your veins
    Immortal and undying, now the bonds of honor rising up again
    Just take a hold of them, oh!
    There's a power overflowing
    The marking of a voice left by a friend that you are hearing
    All the pain has been spreading
    Now live…

  • @countrygrlalltheway
    @countrygrlalltheway 6 лет назад +8

    I actually liked how Goldberg Santa cleaned the pole first and then used it as a weapon. At least he KNOWS what's been on those.

    • @daffyphack
      @daffyphack 6 лет назад +1

      A psychotic force of evil brutality, for sure, but also very conscious of germs

  • @Dyslexic_Narrator
    @Dyslexic_Narrator 6 лет назад +86

    Who else noticed Billy the puppet wearing Santa's hat? XD

  • @bretbader
    @bretbader 6 лет назад +398

    I can’t believe that there has been 120 kill counts and still no leather face

    • @theplushplanet9795
      @theplushplanet9795 6 лет назад

      True

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 6 лет назад +12

      maybe he wants to do all movies of the franchise at once like he mad with hallowen

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 6 лет назад +1

      Yes I have been asking for a long time

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 6 лет назад +7

      And nobody sees my comment and im left in the abyss of darkness and deception for which I see no light and no light sees me, I am alone in this world and then you show up with that comment and everybody sees you guess im just the unlucky one left in eternal darkness
      🅱🅾ℹ👋😤

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 5 лет назад

      Wow that's alot of of kill count video James guess doing videos on RUclips is a better job.

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 Год назад +10

    Fran Drescher is a goddess. That’s her signature laugh and the Nanny will stay my favorite show 😂

  • @kieranschafer5180
    @kieranschafer5180 6 лет назад +15

    I remember walking into BlockBusters with my dad in the mid 2000's, seeing Santas Slay on the shelf alongside a bunch of other cheap horror movies, and aweing at how scary the cover and backside looked.

  • @tetoterritory
    @tetoterritory 4 года назад +61

    Fun Fact: This kill count is roughly 1/4 of the actual movie

  • @jaycemcqueen306
    @jaycemcqueen306 6 лет назад +95

    11:10 The murders around the city make a Christmas tree 🎄

  • @salt7456
    @salt7456 3 года назад +4

    5:32 wow, that’s an old reference, sent me all the way back to the 90s with that, man

  • @fabulouswumbo2612
    @fabulouswumbo2612 6 лет назад +92

    Fun fact: Goldberg met his current wife in this movie

    • @thelordoftheend5050
      @thelordoftheend5050 6 лет назад

      Fabulous Wumbo he meet her in the strip club scene.

    • @fabulouswumbo2612
      @fabulouswumbo2612 6 лет назад

      The Lord of the End yeah, she wrapped her legs around his head

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 6 лет назад +65

    Happy Christmas and Merry New Year everyone!

  • @Jorge-wg9tq
    @Jorge-wg9tq 6 лет назад +113

    Santas slay ? Now i want to see a movie called Massacre on* 34th street

    • @LostOmin
      @LostOmin 6 лет назад +1

      Monarch Of Memes Nightmare on 34th Street?

    • @Jorge-wg9tq
      @Jorge-wg9tq 6 лет назад

      @@LostOmin GG you win :(

  • @samuelsmith5400
    @samuelsmith5400 3 года назад +3

    I love how Santa's hat is more accustomed to the priest hat going back to his Saint Nicholoas roots.

  • @amandac.s.9452
    @amandac.s.9452 6 лет назад +51

    That's the second D&D joke you've made in three episodes. Flak Tanson, you warm my little nerdy heart.

  • @cxverbxy8550
    @cxverbxy8550 5 лет назад +166

    4:10 this actually happened at a store where I worked, completely unintentionally. The tired and beleaguered employee who was bagging stuff was still keeping a smile on his face when a man and his son, the latter of whom was wearing a MAGA hat, walked up. As they finished business, the son said "Merry Christmas" and the worker replied "Happy Holidays" absentmindedly, literally just as a response to "Merry Christmas." I, who was on break, am walking back to the store from my car when I encounter that pair of customers screaming and ranting to each other about how disrespectful that was because they were *so* paranoid that it was a political statement and not just a normal exchange.

    • @shakieltaylor9995
      @shakieltaylor9995 4 года назад +6

      Man people can be so high strung

    • @npclucario7005
      @npclucario7005 4 года назад +11

      On one hand I prefer merry Christmas and don't like happy holidays as much as it could be said for any holiday. On the other those people were massive jerks and should take note and learn from the guy Christmas gained it's prominence from. Jesus Christ

    • @npclucario7005
      @npclucario7005 4 года назад +2

      Sorry that you had to go through that dude

    • @jnzupka
      @jnzupka 4 года назад +2

      I just say both

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 4 года назад +1

      Happened to me all the time when I lived in minnesota.

  • @fs.k0be
    @fs.k0be 5 лет назад +975

    Roses are red
    Fish have gills
    I’m James .A Janise
    Lets get to the kills

    • @NoName-el5zn
      @NoName-el5zn 5 лет назад +14

      E.P.I.C

    • @elise6544
      @elise6544 5 лет назад +15

      CEO of jokes

    • @fs.k0be
      @fs.k0be 5 лет назад +11

      yay no haters

    • @yxngkxng1594
      @yxngkxng1594 5 лет назад +9

      This deserves a like from James himself

    • @STVNBM-qj9qw
      @STVNBM-qj9qw 4 года назад +10

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      I'm super handsome
      And James is too

  • @yanetgonzalez7948
    @yanetgonzalez7948 4 года назад +17

    “SANTA HERRRR”
    (A Masterpiece)

  • @H3LLHOUNDFTW
    @H3LLHOUNDFTW 6 лет назад +183

    I'm late to answer James but you should check out this B-Slasher movie called Drive-Thru. It's about a killer clown named Horny who is the mascot of a fast food joint. I was like 12 when I saw it and the kills are actually pretty gnarly *especially* for a B-movie. Not many clips of it on YT but there is one that can *definitely* give you a taste of it's kills to show that it's worth your time. *Love You Daddy James. Been here since 2k subs* (or 20k. I cant remember but i think 2k)

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 6 лет назад +3

      Especially since I remember a solid body count in that movie

    • @tyc8764
      @tyc8764 6 лет назад +1

      Seen this before and it deserves a kill count.

    • @ericthomas5963
      @ericthomas5963 6 лет назад

      Dude, that movie is garbage.

    • @jdthomas1069
      @jdthomas1069 6 лет назад

      Eric Thomas Rude

    • @H3LLHOUNDFTW
      @H3LLHOUNDFTW 6 лет назад

      @@ericthomas5963 But it'd be a fun Kill Count to see. After Thankskilling nothing could be worse😂😂😂

  • @insomnia.2006
    @insomnia.2006 5 лет назад +219

    “This takes place in Michigan where there is a city named hell”
    -crys in Michigan-

  • @drfallout6533
    @drfallout6533 4 года назад +457

    Is this a pun "he killed him with a candy cane which is pretty sweet" .-.

  • @iluv_nana
    @iluv_nana 2 года назад +7

    I don’t think I’ve seen such an unserious horror movie in all my life

  • @theblacloudhouse5524
    @theblacloudhouse5524 4 года назад +34

    10:30 On a none relative note: This guy played Victor Dubenich in one of my favorite tv shows called “ Leverage” ....With that being said seeing this scene felt good

    • @Wren_the_Bird_King
      @Wren_the_Bird_King 2 года назад +1

      He also played Artie in one of my favorite shows, Warehouse 13.

  • @pappysoda951
    @pappysoda951 6 лет назад +46

    James, you’re spoiling us with 2 uploads in a row, thank you for providing us with great content

  • @HorrorFan_MNF
    @HorrorFan_MNF 4 года назад +17

    10:07 the way he broke through the door is the same motion he does for his entrance

  • @uwu_shugoki4042
    @uwu_shugoki4042 4 года назад +5

    i’m happy i watched this after the jaws revenge kill count. it went from james being upset over the entire movie production and kills, to him being happy