Santa's Slay (2005) KILL COUNT
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Dead Meat I love this movie
Dead Meat you are the best
Dead Meat hi
Dead Meat Can you do a Jaws kill count or Psycho kill count please?
texas chainsaw masacure
So if Santa's the bad guy, does that mean the Krampus would be the good guy?
Not exactly. Krampus is the one who disciplines those who have been naughty. In this movie, Santa was a bad person who lost a bet to an Angel to be good for a thousand years. Santa is naturally evil in this movie so he didn't have any sort of motive to kill; he just wanted too.
Nah Krampus is just his drinking buddy
your right
Maybe krampus is just a perfectly good guy who lost a bet to a Satan, so he became a bad guy for thousand years....
@@eizenkanz7668 That would actually be awesome :D
Imagine good soul tormented by obligation of being evil and cruel. Cool motive!
Everybody gangsta until the murder patterns came out to the shape of a Christmas tree
FBI OPEN UP 11:11 dude
I love Sam O'nella!
Underappreciated, TBH.
Your account photo was my old account photo
*Santa cleaning the striper pole is the funniest shit I've ever seen*
Even he doesn't wanna touch that thing without cleaning it.
Even when he's wearing gloves he's adamant about germ awareness.
SQUEAK
@Donut head Rick and Morty is a TV show worth watching, you have my respect.
Even killers have standards like Lobo from DC he kills legally and keeps his word apparently
Seeing a pro wrestler as Santa on a sleigh which is being pulled by a giant white buffalo may be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
This is truly north America aside from mexico
I actually find it quite funny
I think NXT should do a Christmas event called NXT Christmas chaos with Vic Joseph and Booker T along with Scarlett and Shotzi hosting a two night event
Santa Claus aka Father Christmas aka Saint Nicholas aka St. Nick aka Kris Kringles aka Shatan aka Shataan is unstoppable.
Santa Claus aka Father Christmas aka Saint Nicholas aka St. Nick aka Kris Kringles is Uncle Grandpa's brother.
Fun fact the stripper on the swing is actually Goldberg’s wife and they met on this set doing that scene. True love can be found in all places
Yes, if you find it at all
invader 809 well then, you learn something new everyday
And then their son was born, then he took his shirt off once on a raw because *reasons* I guess
He actually also said that in the Broken Skull Sessions, with Stone Cold
9:01
*Santa gets into naughty list cause of killing*
Krampus: alright the next one on the list is..oh....
Krampus:
*_MY TIME HAS COME._*
Sadie‘s truck in to get 80s
Santa vs krampus would be the best bad movie ever !
Krampus and Santa team up
LOL!
*"Santa flees from the Whiny teenager on a Zamboni, and with Grandpa Angel unable to leave the Hockey Rink because magic reasons or whatever"*
Is easily one of my favorite sentences from any dead meat episode.
The actor of Santa would’ve made a perfect King Triton from The Little Mermaid
Bill goldberg.
Maybe get someone with more acting skills XD
@@GamerGrovyle like gillberg
Why did you do goldberg dirty like that
But I'm giving this a like cause its funny
You know what? The Goldberg Santa is a pretty good Santa design. It's got the ancient bits, the scary bits, and the Santa bits all working together with none of them overpowering the others. Cheers to the costume designer. (And jeers to the soundtrack producer, yes.)
No.
Family: eating dinner
Santa Claus: busts through the wall like the Kool aid man
"*OH YEAH*"
You are my new best friend
Santa: aight ima kill ya'll
*HO HO HO YEAH!*
*Oh Ho Ho Ho Yeah*
Gotta love when a Rat Race reference is made 💙💜💚
What is a rat?
+Gargamel Knutsson it's like a mouse but ugly
When
Even with a homicidal Santa, I find Chris Kattan being heterosexual the most unbelievable part of the movie
HuH
Is that you Norm? lol
@@metaleye90 Chris Kattan is an actor and former SNL cast member. He the guy in the beginning of this movie who was foundling Fran Dresser at the dinner table. Kattan is clearly gay and in the closet.
haha I’m one of those get rekt
@@danseth5775
:D
I'll be honest, I laughed way harder than I should at the image of Goldberg's murderous Santa wet wiping off the stripper pole.
he'll eviserate you and get guts all over the place, but he ain't gonna get his hands filthy on a poorly sanitized pole lol
I laughed very very hard when i saw your profile pic
Wtf is your profile pick😂😂
Could you blame him? Would you touch a stripper pole covered in crotch juice & sweat?
Rayena Carter no
This is the most badass Santa ever
Mostly because he's Goldberg
Kris-Tina Ellis like the abc show
i want to write that :(
The historical St. Nicholas (“The Wondermaker”) was said to have been quite a badass too (though sources vary and I’m far from a hagiographer). According to some tales, he stopped executions, survived torture, and started a brawl in the Council of Nicaea by punching a “heretic” bishop in the face.
This is the only badass santa
Bruh we all just gonna ignore “Tess ticular”
Toxic waist Dixie rect
Toxic waist Tess tickler
Ejak Yulate
Toxic waist Ben Dover
Maybe but are we gonna ignore how Jason went all Jackie Chan and made a disgrace of him self by letting Santa slowly kicking him..
All kills
2:16 BETH MASON
2:26 JASON MASON
2:40 VIRGINIA MASON
2:54 GWEN MASON
3:03 TAYLOR MASON
3:16 DARREN MASON
4:44 MRS. TALBOT
7:01 MUGGER
7:53 GOLD DIGGERS BOUNCER
8:10 GOLD DIGGERS WORKER
8:27 GOLD DIGGERS BARTENDER
8:38 GOLD DIGGERS PATRON
9:14 6 DANCERS & 6 PATRONS
9:32 GOLD DIGGERS VALET
9:57 2 NAUGHTY BOYS
10:25 MR. GREEN
11:20 CAPTAIN CAULK & 4 OTHER POLICE OFFICERS
12:32 6 CAROLLERS
13:34 GRANDPA
17:36 PASTOR TIMMONS
total: 41
ONE KILL EVERY 1.9 MINUTES
GOLDEN CHAINSAW: GOLD DIGGERS PATRON
DULL MACHETE: 6 DANCERS & 6 PATRONS
I'm late but thank you, have a great chrismas this year bro
😐
8:18 I love that Santa cleans the pole first before using it as a weapon! That's freaking hilarious!
"I don't want no STDs!"
Thank you for all of the kill counts that you have given us these past 3 months. Glad I stumbled across your channel earlier this year. Enjoy the holidays with Chelsea and baby cat 🐈
ktlynmariesmith meow
@@skeleton1004 woof
@@sphinx4955 moo
Majestic Sunset oink oink
Animal noise
this movie was so confusing and dumb, but yet i really love it
I lost at "MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY'!!! THIS MOVIE IS TOO FREAKING MUCH!!! Also the buffalo was cute.😂🤣😚
Same!
(Yells in deep demonic voice) Move!!! Bitch!!!
I laughed so hard and its relatable!😄
Think we have all been behind one like her and wanted to do that
It is not a buffalo. It is in fact, a bison.
Oh shit dizzy guilty gear pfp
What time does it happen at in the video
I remember watching this with my mom, aunt, brothers and grandpa who passed about 7 years ago, I didn't remember what it was called but now I do. Thank you so much when I was little I just remembered the guy getting stabbed in the hands and the strip club scene and now I can rewatch this movie and have a lot of nostalgia.
for some reason in my mind i read "nostalgia" as "lasagna"
@@vein.fm_hxcfemboywhy is that so far fetched
@@vein.fm_hxcfemboy my family watches horror together.
dam how did your mom aunt brothers and grandpa In 1 year that's rough buddy
@@pillow1199 no his grandma did
I remember when me and my cousin were like, 5 years old my grandma put this on thinking it said "Santa's *sleigh* ”
anthony lattime ah shit and this is how nightmares begin
Oh no XD!
How long was it on before she had to quickly turn it off?
lmaoo
Oh you poor poor thing
I love that line “it’s necronomicon son it ain’t got no kin” 😂
*"Actually no, lets, uh, let's not say Santa meat."*
No dead claus here!
Agreed
Not sure if no
Not sure if not
How about Meat Santa?
Santa: comes down chimney *
Fran dresser: Santa ? * errrh *
1:59
Sonds like a truck starting
Or a dolphin
James in a Santa suit... again.
I love it!
I loved Goldberg in this movie. His Santa was such a fantastic villain, and it also has me wanting him to play Lobo.
After this film I think he’d definitely be perfect for it
1:58 that sounds like marge from the simpsons
I never thought of that lol😁😁😁😂😂😂
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT OMFG THANK U FOR COMMENTING THIS
How dare you compare Marge Simpson to this dead joke?? Show some respect for the blue haired mother.
@@ajchapman5261 r/woooosh
You know what your right
1:58
“SaNtA? EeEeEeHh”
No its "santa CAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Santa? *growls like a drunk goose*
Arianna Paul Agreed
Santa? ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
santa? [inaudible]
The stripper with Goldberg all up in her business would end up being his wife.
That was how they met
GamingGod45935 wrestling with wregret huh
What???
Seriously?
@@SpaceCase132 yeah, he says something that's quite hilarious in an interview about it too.
Yep. Wanda Ferraton is a stunt double and they met on this movie.
I watched this movie in high school as a sophomore with some older friends.
We were going through pay per view movies on the TV and read the description of this one.
I still remember the jaw dropping hilarity of that first scene and everyone shouting to rewind to see who we could recognize. A similar thing happened with the strip club scene though for obviously different reasons.
I haven't spoken to those folks in years, and I hadn't really thought about them until I watched this episode.
Thanks for triggering some really fun memories of a very shitty movie.
Is it just me or does this film look like it was made in the 90s even though it came out in 2005?
George Salisbury yeah it does, although i love having high quality films something about old horror films (mostly the way they look) really appeal too me
Yeah, it looks like Jack Frost
EXACTLY!!
I was thinking the same thing! 😂
@@ishathompson8439 Maybe it was shot in the 90s and sat on a shelf until 2005.
I'm starting to think James sleeps in that Santa outfit
Probably 😂😂🤷🤷
He does
If he takes it off he dies
The funniest thing about this is that Goldberg is Jewish
Ok dont care
@@nikolajevtic2969 oh but that is not stopping you from commenting now is it😂😂
Who wouldve thought that "Goldberg" was Jewish lol
My favorite Jew
Lmao
I love how this movie makes Santa look so manly despite being a guy who eats milk and cookies every year.
Over here in the UK,the tradition is that he eats pork pies and drinks a pint of beer, British Santa is much more chad than American Santa 😤
@@GojkoStojanovicIIbut im from the uk and i give him mince pies and milk
Ever seen Rise of the Guardians
@@lilbill7385In Soviet Russia you don't recieve presents from Santa. Santa recieves presents from you.
@@captainprice8655I mean. My family and I would love to cook a meal up for Santa
Grandpa got ran over by a reindeer talking crap to Santa Christmas eve
*🎵You Could Say There's No Such Thing As FUCKING SANTA But As For Me And GRANDMA We Believe🎵*
This is great, it's not a guy in a suit, it really is Santa doing the killing
Awesome
I like ur profile pic
@@hentaihavenisepic4534 I know right looks hot
How Are you not sweating buckets in that suit???
Its winta my dude, its chillyyyyy
He might keep the studio cold while he wears it.
Or the suit was put in the fridge
Why would he be sweating buckets. It would obviously be sweating boats!
Or maybe he is
Fun Fact: This kill count is roughly 1/4 of the actual movie
People: getting brutally killed. James: meh. Buffalo: gets scared. James: Is the buffalo ok? I need to know!
I don't care how I die, put 'kicked into a cabinet by a professional wrestler' on my tombstone
Ok
4:35 MOVE B* GET OUT THE WAY Lmao based off the real song
Lol
Link to the song: ruclips.net/video/8iOpUdsMeqM/видео.html
Brandon gaming TV should've linked a rick roll
@@jonathanaguilar682 UR A MONST-actually thanks for the idea
Honestly, a Pro-Wrestler Santa is badass
This was one of those movies where it was so bad it was absolutely amazing
Ho ho homicide
Leave
HA
I like it
I don't get it.
@@ecw613 what dont you understand?
@@greysonalex everything
3 Kill Counts in 3 Days! Christmas came early!
Benjamin Kuk first reply
I came early
XDG DAKOTA1 Hot
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
Benjamin Kuk do you know what your name means? Lol
This is such a fun movie tho. I love it. The smoothness of the kills are so satisfying also, just the way he flips them, their weapons etc is just so good. I love wrestlers in these roles, they have so much fun with the settings usually.
Is this 3 in a row?!
That's a hell of an early Christmas present!!!
Indeed it is. It also confirms that santa is a ho ho hoe😂
kelly Niszczak aha
Those kids sound like they just learned what cussing was and say it for everything.
I remember seeing this movie on TV when I was younger and it actually scared me a bit for some of the killing scenes.
yeah
Eh theyre more comedic. Like a death of a stripper and you read their stage name. In irony that's like reading of the eulogy of "Bill Goldberg" so not that scary.
2:05 “cause that’s the sound of a crazy person 😬”
That got me 😂
4:33 I still can't get over how funny it is to see Santa swears like a road rage driver. My younger self would not believe this.
What I want for Christmas this year is for some *Santa meat*
Sounds an awful lot like you've been naughty this year.
You gay
While K.O. normally refers to "Knock Out", I feel you meant "Kills Off".
Nathan Williamson, damn, I just accidentally tried to make the same joke but my dumbass didn’t check to see if someone might have already done it.
@@PixelatedTriumph That makes two.
Who else is rewatching all the Christmas kill counts until the big day?
me
Merry early Christmas guys
well i dont celebrate christmas but i guess thanks
Yes merry early Christmas
Happy Hanukkah
Im shopping now 😀
Thank you
Roses are red
Fish have gills
I’m James .A Janise
Lets get to the kills
E.P.I.C
CEO of jokes
yay no haters
This deserves a like from James himself
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm super handsome
And James is too
2:00 when your car won’t start
Lol
When your car won't fart
BLURD BOY...................
1:58 "SANTA?!?!? [Whatever hell that noise was]"
Didn't Santa lose because he used the grandpa as his puck and the grandpa went right in the hole, but the grandpas puck did not go in the hole.
Hydra 5150 No he does that at the end of the movie. They play again for him to be good for good and that’s when he takes him and does what you said.
Retr0Beau that's what he was referring to....
@@onemorerep6597 *Facepalm*
@@onemorerep6597 Whoooosh
@@hihihihihi8479 not a woooosh
a woooosh is when someone does not get a joke
it wasnt a joke
also you spelled it wrong
11:10 The murders around the city make a Christmas tree 🎄
Omg
Pizza time
DarkBriar Lucifer underrated comment
I'm surprised James didn't mention that. 😕
Wow
Little known fact: The stripper that Santa Goldberg makes out with, is actually Goldberg's wife.
Wot the fok
Stripper: And that’s how I met your father.
Least he didn't cheat.
WTF
Really?!
I love how one of the kills is called kicked into display cabinet by a professional wrestler
james wearing a santa suit makes this video so much more unscary😂😂
*Yup U.U*
@RedRose19 lol
It's not even scary to begin with
Smol POtAto your name seems like one of those people get asked what’s your gender and you say *I’m a potato owo*
Can we stop for a moment to admire and appreciate how much work goes into every one of these videos?
I'm late to answer James but you should check out this B-Slasher movie called Drive-Thru. It's about a killer clown named Horny who is the mascot of a fast food joint. I was like 12 when I saw it and the kills are actually pretty gnarly *especially* for a B-movie. Not many clips of it on YT but there is one that can *definitely* give you a taste of it's kills to show that it's worth your time. *Love You Daddy James. Been here since 2k subs* (or 20k. I cant remember but i think 2k)
Especially since I remember a solid body count in that movie
Seen this before and it deserves a kill count.
Dude, that movie is garbage.
Eric Thomas Rude
@@ericthomas5963 But it'd be a fun Kill Count to see. After Thankskilling nothing could be worse😂😂😂
Fran Drescher is a goddess. That’s her signature laugh and the Nanny will stay my favorite show 😂
Santa’s Slay may have ruined kids childhood, but, this movie ENHANCED my childhood!
Yassss Santa slayyyy like a baddie 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Please forgive me I only say that cuz I thought it was funny, I don't know what's wrong with me honestly 💀💀💀💀
Love the quality content! And wow, you’re still rocking that Santa suit!
Good👍😛
@@DeadMeat XD
@@DeadMeat I hope you and Chelsea plus Lucy have a great Christmas
@@DeadMeat Hehe xd
Dead Meat, you have just reached a new level of respect in my heart. You have transcended many other RUclips channels with what I have just witnessed. Some might not understand my appreciation of 7:46. But I love you for that DnD reference.
Toast lol
I went searching to see if anybody else pointed that out 😂 it caught me so off guard
Toast dude
Deadmeat, meat Toast
How is that a reference to DnD?
“SANTA HERRRR”
(A Masterpiece)
Next year do:
Final destination
Hereditary
The shining
Cabin in the woods
Carrie
Texas chainsaw massacre
Candy man
Clown
Sleep away camp
The babadook
A quiet place
Train to Busan
Psycho
The ring
The conjuring
And don’t forget the ones of the franchise you covered earlier like The first purge 2018 and Halloween 2018
RUclips Cat The shining yes!!!!!
No one dies in Babadook
How about you just enjoy the solid content we get and stop asking for stuff like a spoiled child at Christmas?
Jesus I can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to do train to Busan haha
pogosama they are just giving suggestions for content so stop being so rude
This movie just shows me how easy killing someone can be
Thats not very legal
Wait no
It is extremely easy. Getting away with it is the problem. If you want to kill someone, make sure it's worth giving up your own. :)
@@thaliabalia9871 yeah, people are really fragile. But investigation techniques and tools are really good at their jobs.
@@logicaloverdrive8197 yes, I agree.
If Santa is Satan's little Jesus child
That means...
He's not the Messiah
*HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY*
(I'll see myself out)
Thank you
I just noticed that the murders are pinned on the map in the shape of a Christmas tree
James is honestly the best youtuber he corrects his mistakes because he cares and he talks about all these deathes but yet is always happy and nice.
I wanted to see a scene where there is a bar fight between Santa and Krampus
That would have been awesome
someone commented "so if Santa is the bad guy then does that mean krampus is the good guy?" so true
I'm so fucking ready for that now
That's in the directors cut
They are both evil I don't think they would fight I think the be best buds
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year everyone!
lol
U too
No more chocolate for you Chara
u too mate
Cool hay
The crop dusting part made me laugh so hard thanks it's been a long time since I've laughed
“This takes place in Michigan where there is a city named hell”
-crys in Michigan-
Glad someone made a reference to it. Not many people in Michigan know it exists.
I live a city away from it
@@Logan-ee5rx Michigan is a lie made by the government
Sounds like a city in Florida
@@Sillimant_ You mean Florida
Santa : Who is on the nice list
Goldberg : Who's next
I got that reference
DOLPH ZIGGLER YOU'RE NEXT!!!
@@divinecross1058 well now it's Roman Reigns you're next!!!
Santas slay ? Now i want to see a movie called Massacre on* 34th street
Monarch Of Memes Nightmare on 34th Street?
@@LostOmin GG you win :(
"As shocking as a grandmother who swears" Um... As long as I knew her, I never heard my grandmother swear once
Who else noticed Billy the puppet wearing Santa's hat? XD
I did it was unispected
Sorry for the bad grammer
I noticed it and I love it
I can’t believe that there has been 120 kill counts and still no leather face
True
maybe he wants to do all movies of the franchise at once like he mad with hallowen
Yes I have been asking for a long time
And nobody sees my comment and im left in the abyss of darkness and deception for which I see no light and no light sees me, I am alone in this world and then you show up with that comment and everybody sees you guess im just the unlucky one left in eternal darkness
🅱🅾ℹ👋😤
Wow that's alot of of kill count video James guess doing videos on RUclips is a better job.
I remember walking into BlockBusters with my dad in the mid 2000's, seeing Santas Slay on the shelf alongside a bunch of other cheap horror movies, and aweing at how scary the cover and backside looked.
I don’t think I’ve seen such an unserious horror movie in all my life
Is this a pun "he killed him with a candy cane which is pretty sweet" .-.
Dr Fallout 100%.
Candy Canes are minty
@@minaminasctftlkhttydfan9958 most of them are
I don’t think so
R\wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
10:07 the way he broke through the door is the same motion he does for his entrance
That's the second D&D joke you've made in three episodes. Flak Tanson, you warm my little nerdy heart.
I noticed that too. A man after our own hearts
I love how Santa's hat is more accustomed to the priest hat going back to his Saint Nicholoas roots.
I actually liked how Goldberg Santa cleaned the pole first and then used it as a weapon. At least he KNOWS what's been on those.
A psychotic force of evil brutality, for sure, but also very conscious of germs
10:30 On a none relative note: This guy played Victor Dubenich in one of my favorite tv shows called “ Leverage” ....With that being said seeing this scene felt good
He also played Artie in one of my favorite shows, Warehouse 13.
Oh cool.
Now I can watch a Kill Count with Goldberg murdering everyone.
EDIT: Now we need a John Cena Kill Count, but you know, you can’t see him.
Wrestling2006 Xbox If Cena stars in the Invisible Man remake the internet might explode!
Just watch bird box
This is one of the most enjoyable movies that I have discovered through this show! Thank you James!
“Santa flees from the whiny teenager on a zamboni.” That’s an odd sentence.
Merry Christmas everyone, let's hope santa don't come to town, now I'm scared of santa.
Dallas Smith boi, he ain’t real, what you talkin about
Asten Gamer That’s What he wants you to think so he can ambush you
@@BigBoris You won't be saying that when the old jolly fat man murders you
Santa be slayin!!
But also be playin!! 😬😂
5:32 wow, that’s an old reference, sent me all the way back to the 90s with that, man