Ice Cream Man (1995) KILL COUNT
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- Опубликовано: 27 окт 2018
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MUSIC!!
~~Logo/"The Numbers"~~
"U Make Me Feel" by MK2
• U Make Me Feel - MK2
~~Introduction Section~~
"Darkest Child var A" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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• Kevin MacLeod ~ Darkes...
~~"The Kills"~~
"Slow Shock" by Silent Partner
• Slow Shock - Silent Pa... 
Кино
imagine getting into heaven
and finding out your death was a dull machete
“ aaaaah man. I was the dull machete ._.”
Ouch
I was a rusty mousetrap once
@@icy3979 "can i get reencartned to get a better death man"
@@ultimapower6950 hahahaha
When someone dies: damn that’s horrible
When dog dies: *steps through screen to kill the killer*
10th like
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"I'm DEFINITELY not going to a G film."
*universe dissolves*
😂😂😂
“I’m DEFINITELY not going to a G film 😒🙄”
*time vortex opens*
Not as funny as yours
@@hopepapernacky oh don't worry my idea was kinda bad too
"I'm DEFINITELY not going to a G film."
*hello darkness my old friend*
“I’m DEFINITELY not going to a G film.”
Universe: “You’re not going to ANY films!”
More movies need to do the flower bit. Have something clearly fake that everyone in the movie just acts like it’s normal. Love it
Excellent username!
What are you talking about ??? Those are real flowers You might want to get your eyes checked
The ice cream man: kills the dog
John wick: So you’ve chosen death
You mean Jack Marston
Lol
😂
HAHAHAHA XD
Chill face no John Wick
Fun fact: Clint Howard would yell at the top of his lungs on his way to set, so his voice would be more gravily and scary.
i mean he is not the nicest looking person
Look like Angus Young
Thx
@Dakota Smith good job really fascinating surprised you know that I’m the second intelligent in my class and even I didn’t know that!!! 👍🏻😀🤙🏻
I guess that's why he's good for the role. Ice cream man? I scream man.
My favorite lines :
“ cause that pistachio is lookin pis-nasty yo”
“ named f*ckin tuna”
“ tUnA “
“ AHH NO GEGORY NO “
“ tuna cassera? :D “
“ small Paul getting small hauled in the t r u c k “
“ an affair hes having with a fish named Wanda “
“ oh we’re fading to black again “
“ rocketeers filled seats faster than congress “
“. After gankin the kid of his bike “
sorry i ruined your 69💀
@@ilikefrogss shut up
@@ilikefrogss no forgoring
"I couldn't stop you from gettin' ganked, now let's play big bank take little bank" (~ O'Shea Jackson Sr)
“They’ve got an appetite for destruction, so they go to his paradise cream city”
This was my first dead meat episode I ever watched, and for that it will always be my favorite.
Glad to hear 😃
Same, i rewatch it ones in a while
great move on boobear
Mine was killer klowns from outer space when I tried to reach a Halloween horror nights review but I couldn’t remember the exact name so I named it by its most memorable moment
I love how James dresses up for each movie kill count.
The background too
I think..
@@robertosergiodealmeida8412 yeah the top shelf changes to theme the movie
And puts props in the background of his setup
Not for michael myers tho
Theme dress-up
“The movie starts with a driveby.”
*Wait, hang on-*
He got shot because he was all out of fudge bars
U have like 250+ likes but only 2 comments and that one comment is me
@@Shawno625 how did you know the great ice cream massacre of '06?
Hmmm
If you refuse to give the Don's grandchild ice cream, then you're gonna get.....*iced*
Wish some of these films could get modern sequels. Clint Howard is still alive and if they find a good modern actor who does a great creepy vibe like Elijah Wood or something to play Paul it would be great!
Don’t even market it as a sequel though, just make a dope horror film and for those of us who know, we get an extra special ice cream film treat!
I literally laughed out loud several times during this! Especially the slow meandering escape from the zombie people. Also love 'Chekhov's nut-crushing machine' and 'Stockholm Paul' - you have an awesome way of describing things James :)
This movie should have been called “Ice Scream”
Lol
Alright Sonic
agreed!
Ooohhhhhh i get it
Sonic The Hedgehog but it’s not rod
Bruh when he says ''the movie begins" it never gets old
Thank you, finally someone agrees
It gets me nervous 😭
What about "Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favour horror movies."
I love your pfp
@@a_lill_wrom thank you
“Its grenadine…..for my ice cream treats!”
I am going to quote this whenever possible
Holy shit I had no idea where James saying "for my ice cream treats!" came from in the other kill counts. That is hilarious.
Like when he used it in the first purge kill count when dimitri got hit by the flaming ice cream truck.
Can we just appreciate of how he puts related items/action figures on the shelf behind him
I do
I love it, it's like a spooky I Spy game!
Yeah we can
Yep
Definitely
"He ain't no rocketeer, f*cking loser" makes me laugh harder than anything
It’s nice to see another mcyt fan in the horror side of RUclips
Techno army
he no rocketeer he a asshole
@@OctoJinx mcyt?
I read your comment exactly when James said it
I love awkward silence after he says “it’s granedean! For my I’ve cream treats!”
Me too 🤣
I love how everyone in the comments are absolutely pissed about the dog dying and honestly same here
I hope they make a second movie with "Small Paul" as the killer.
Ice cream paul 2
Paul Cream 🍦
The Horror Kid With His Friends
A little to late for that
Not gonna happen
I am small paul
Gregory: (Kills Dog)
John Wick: *I smell illegal*
John wick vs Gregory now in John wick 4
That's actually a funny comment
@@GeoIsTimeless speaking of John wick 4, it looks like we need to wait longer for the movie to be released as it got postponed thanks to COVID 19 :(
Brandon gaming TV goddamn diseases suck
@@hush9639 idk why I love this comment
I like how James is so excited about this underrated, masterpiece of a film. I love it. The movie itself is also the best part.
3:17
And thus, James had found his favorite line out of every film ever
Times like these when lactose intolerance doesn’t sound so bad.
yes .
Yeah. But I suffer because I love ice cream
Kermos the Mad Frog true
Kermos the Mad Frog , ,,,,,,iijujnujunuij
Yeah but then I’d just start pooping durn it
James, you know that "ice cream thing?" Gregory stabs into Janet's chin? Well, that is an ice cream beater pole that blends the delights and it is a piece needed for the ice cream machine. This is a real thing.
That’s crazy!
Well now it’s a human stabber pole
Bruh you had me at beater pole
Bruh you had me at beater pole
@@kingjay3290 why did you comment twice
This was the kill count that started me on the channel and thank you for the good times
6:29 Late David Warner ✝️ mainly know him as Cal Hockley's right-hand man Lovejoy in *_Titanic_* 🚢
Also, as Professor Perry in *_TMNT_* movie, and as James mentioned his appearance as Sidney's drama teacher somewhat, in *_Scream 2_*
There’s a Stephen King feel in this movie...
Obviously! There’s a group of kids riding on their bikes trying to fight evil
And the ice cream man has a hairline like pennywise
Gregory reminds me of bill skarsgård’s pennywise
Yep. King likes kids.
Or maybe stranger things
@@haileyperez9924 NOPE
"What's in it?"
"Eye scream"
Ha
funny
lol why did tunas bike fall over like half way through????
It WaS tOo TiReD lolilol xd
You mean "eyes cream"
Just a special real eyeball :)
No He Said “Classified, Classified Policeman.”
🚚This movie caused me to distrust the ice cream truck that came through my apartment complex. I also remember seeing this one creepy ice cream truck with crappy stickers and it was an eerie dark green with very dark windows.🚛
Knowing the one cop was drunk on set make his scenes absolutely hilarious when rewatching 😂
I scream,
You scream,
We all scream ...
That's it.
Ice Scream
@@toastedprocastinator We all scream, just constantly in this Hell we call Earth.
Even the universe screms
Scream for icecream
*IS EEEEE SCREAM :D*
Someone dies:
Well that sucks
A dog or any other pet dies:
YOU MONSTER!!!!!
When a person dies:
Me:OMG NO IT WAS TO FAST😱😭
When a animal dies:
Me:😰
Wow sooo quirky 🙄
This is the truest comment ever
Very true
@@mznation4105 ikr
Whos still whatching in 2024
Me
Me
Yep
Me
It's weird rewatching Kill Counts and remembering them as being new, but compared to the newer ones they seem kind of old.
"directed by a porn directer"
ngl i did not know porn needed directors
Wow thanks for the likes : )
And yes, I did know porn needed directors, it was a joke, but I can see why people missed it.
Magenit lol Bella Thorne of Disney fame became one. It was on the news. I think she may be the most famous one now just for that .
Ha
People need jobs
You are joking right
Oof I can’t find anything tbh it’s probs for adults ;-;
Imagine if scream used this movie for the big reveal of the killers:
Billy likes the “blood” off his finger with a scary, greasy look at Sidney and says
“It’s grenadine, from my ice cream treats”
WHEEZE
A better joke for Gregory could've been: "Ya know, I prefer my tuna cold!"
This was one of the first KC vids I watched and now I really want Ice Cream Man to have a crossover with The Dentist. I mean, the actors for the two killers haven’t retired yet and Clint also cameos in Dentist 2.
I love how James dresses up for these certain kill counts
StArE OfF
Same just like his new vid chucly
Chucky
G Sutphin and the background
I would love to see this movie remade with a much higher budget and more gore
yes omg
Cool
@Finn Danger *but the dog bites him in the a$$ and runs
icemen don't really exist anymore
@@splatoon9072 Over here they do come around, very rare and in summer only. Tho it may be different for you
I love this video for multiple different reason, it’s composed amazingly, and this is the video that me and my friend used to always watch before I moved
I love all the little Tuna and Fish puns
James is just amazing
Dog: gets killed
me: Honey you got a big storm coming..
Me saying to icecream man: U NIGA shoots in head 298374657K times
John wick is coming for him
Help Me poor dog
JOHN WIIIIICK
I can see the Statue of Liberty from here *punches*
*dislocates back*
Fun fact: the ice cream man actor was the actor for Kate’s Catering Company Dr. Seuss’ Cat in The Hat 🎩
He was not a mail man
@@NoName-zh2ry yeah, he was Kate for Kate's catering company
He was also in the live action Grinch
@@lizzy1110 as who?
Damian Prock He's the mayors assistant
“Cause that pistachio is looking pi’s nasty yo”-James 2018 😔 1:54
That “Good Humor” line at 14:49 is another ice cream joke, being a specific brand.
7:44 "Man oh man, Tune, how you gonna get out of this--oh, we're fading to black again. Great."
Laughed so hard I cried. Much love, James, thanks as always for the amazing video!
that was literally the most fucking standard joke he couldve made
The utterly unfazed walk by the detective out of the asylum while being hounded by dozens of inmates is glorious. I wouldn't be remotely surprised if that actor was legitimately smashed filming that sequence.
i was caught so off guard when i first watched it, i remember being like "wtf??????"
“They got a search warrant and an appetite for destruction, so they go to his paradice cream city”
Ha! I love James
I really enjoy how you mix older horror movies with newer ones. Brings back good memories (definitely miss Blockbuster!) and helps educate the younger members of your audience. Plus, it encourages me to watch something I might have thought looked too stupid at the time like Tammy and the T-Rex. Love, love that movie now! LOL
12:16
Is it just me or did that 'mind-controlled patient' with the glasses lose character for a sec when he knocked over a prop?
HE DEFINITELY DID!! Haha I noticed while editing
Dead Meat
Haha glad I wasn’t the only one...
The fact they still used the scene explains a lot about this movie!
Love your vids!
Oh yeah I saw that too xD
😂 lol
That "How Abe Lincoln Really Died" reference...
I'm nh
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW
James, I just wanted to let you know you got me thru the day. I've had the worst week of my life, my new job was brutal, my parents ignored me, my therapist is outta town, I felt so alone & horrible - but seeing you all cheery in your ice cream man outfit made me feel better and this video made me have a good laugh. Thanks for your passion man 🖤
5:37 funniest part of the video
“Directed by a porn director”
Me: wait
Goofy
BEAUTIFUL
Henrey booker what is wong with you
@@lucasgrinerts3790 IT HILARIOUS 😂
50 likes and 5 comments from me.
Movie: let's kill a dog
literally me and everyone: *but why, why would you do that?*
Exactly why the poor dog he was harmless i wish the dog bit the ice cream man R.I.P vicky😭
@@Josh-zr5pe 😫😫😫
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😭😭
JonTron reference?
@@thebc5754 yes
Those rapid-fire Guns N' Roses references at 8:22 were the icing on the cake! Or perhaps the roaches in the pistachio ice cream...
I Remember this being the very first kill count I’ve watched and I gotta say, looking back on this it’s so amazing to see how much the Dead Meat Channel has evolved over the years!
*Human dies
Me:Holy crap
*Dog dies
Me: Your actions have consequences!!!!!!!!!!
PRISM Zer0 same
I always feel worse when a animal dies over a human
@@bluecayser1498 Why?
This is not acceptableeeee!!!!!!!!!
PRISM Zer0 Um for me kills pets, or kids *HOW DARE YOU*
6:18
She wasn't possessed by an angel.
She was possessed by a goose.
Or one of Jim Carrey's Bruce Almighty angels
Emma Graves I saw that movie at Kroger’s in the movie section
*c h a o s g o o s e*
100th like
Lol
This is the first kill count I hvae ever seen and since then I watched him every chance I can
13:12 that killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude's commentary is AMAZING!!
yes
are you new or something? I've known that for the past almost 2 years I've been watching
U can say that again
Why isn’t this called “Ice Scream Man?” They missed a golden opportunity there
defently missed an opportunity
So trueeeee
YES
So true
Sooo true
11:33
“That’s something I missed as a kid”
YOU WATCHED THIS AS A KID!!
Fun Fact ! david warner who plays sicneys drama teacher also played two roles on the show doctor who. he played a doctor on the big finish audio books under the name doctor who unbound and will have his final profromance soon as the doctor. he also played a russian techy in cold war in s7 of the show.
And if you seen James Cameron's _Titanic_ - he's that right-hand man bodyguard of Rose's unlikeable fiancé
Everyone who watched along with the celebration Livestream probably voted for this because it was a great time on the stream.
A happy happy happy time
Such a good time.
Link?
90% of the comments "WhY kiLl tHe dOg"
10% of normal comments
True
More like 99%WhY U KiLL ThE DoG 1% normal comments
@@Ss_vivipablogg yes 😂
@@Ss_vivipablogg nah it's 97% WHY KILL THE DOG
2%normal
1%This comment
Not the dog
I love that Clint Howard's villain went insane, in part, from the actions of a doctor who kept insisting about "happy happy happy days".... that's a great joke and wink to the audience about Clint's older brother
Ice Cream Man: GOD DAMMIT JAMES, I TOLD YOU TO GET BACK TO WORK!!!
James: I'm doing a kill count sir!!
Ice Cream Man: Who?
James: You!!
Ice Cream Man: That's fair!!
Film Theory: That syrum just makes Happy by Ferrell play in your head all day long.
OH GOD
its more like Depressed by Ferrell instead lmao
I think I’d just commit suicide at that point
Pharrell
Song wasnt even out as the same time as the movie
Greg: (kills dog)
John Wick: *reloads gun with malicious intent*
Sharpens pencil with religious intent.
In America you John wick in Russia John wick kills you
@@cdog1632 no
In America,You Have John Wick
In Russia,John Wick Have You
Crafts diamond sword with gamer intent
“That was a fun little joke I missed as a kid” YOU WATCHED THIS AS A KID!?!?
this was the first kill count i ever watched and then i was hooked love u guys💖💖
I genuinely appreciate not counting the off screen kills for dull machete because we know what it's going to be then. Keep up the good work James enjoy Halloween and be good peop *comment gets cut off 2 seconds early*
"You're Ice cream."
"No, he's Tuna"
No, *hes patrick*
@@oh3681 no he’s fish
*No,* *he's spongebob*
@@mataya1017 No, he's crusty crab
No he's tuna ice cream
This is the first ever kill count I’ve watched and I’ve watched it every five months since then it’s so interesting and scares me each time 😂😂
i love how creative this movie is
“Directed by a porn director” that’s how you know a movie is gonna be special
Only creepy if you realize there are actual children in this movie
hey, it worked for friday the 13th part 5
What is porn
Rafael Velaquez tell me ur joking
@@rafaelvelaquez7701 your kidding right
~looking at comments~
Everyone is talking about the dog, omg.
Chara _YT omg youre right!
It's not real
I laugh when people and animals die in movies. Am I deranged and insane?
@@Akyure I also laugh.
I mean it's only a movie
Hi gacha gurl
I generally love this dudes videos he makes it so fun to watch horror movie deaths and best thing about him he is really funny
I appreciate this episode so much more now that I work at Baskin
I died at that a fish called wanda joke.
THANK YOU I WAS SO PROUD OF IT
Im lost
Lol
I just watch that movie last night
LittleBiglsteele agreed
This was my very first episode of Dead Meat! Have enjoyed watching all of these since Covid times, keep up the great work!!
Same
@@user-wk2wl4gu1f same
I know this was made a couple months ago but I bet your gonna enjoy your time here!
I think my first Kill Count was “Never Hike Alone”.
my first episode was Child'S Play! Hope you're enjoying the channel!
David Warner also played Carl’s man in James Cameron’s Titanic (1997)
Yep, which I mainly know him even chase scene Jack and Rose 😂
*Cal* Hockley - despite his good-looks certainly disliked that snob baddie
And Professor Perry in *_Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles_* movie
I didn't see any comments about the True Detective reference "the Yellow King" so I thought I'd mention it.
Awesome reference James!!
They missed an opportunity: ice scream man
Lol
XXGAMER DUDEXX someone already said this my guy. I do agree tho.
Oh didn’t know thx for tellin
I scream man
Isn't their a game called like that
*sees dead dog*
JOHN WICK WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Oh fuck you wait till that's on the count
lol
Stolen
*says the furry*
Nice one
"You eatin sand kid, f***'s wrong with you" might be the best line in human history
I love the subtle paint over of the word FOR on the back of the ice-cream truck so instead it reads, "Watch Out Children." Which in-damn-deed they should!
Looks like Small Paul is going to be the next Ice Cream Man, I will watch his future career with great interest
P-Palpatine...?
Sick prequel reference
I scream
You scream
We all scream
*CUZ WE'RE ALL FRICKIN' SCARED!!!*
@Marcus Haouliy oooooohhhhhh ssssshhhhhiiiiitttttt
The1-2Blame I scream
You scream
We I’ll scream because were terrified of what’s around the corner(tøp)
Well I like burgers so you won't be screaming for long👹
CUZ WERE FREAKIN SCARED OF THE ICE CREAM
AHHH HEEEEEEELL NAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHH
I can’t be the only one that noticed the bit at 8:27 where James lists a bunch of Guns N Roses songs off Appetite For Destruction for a couple seconds? He even named some deeper cuts too!
Love your dedication to your videos!
9:12 “An avocado...thaaaaanksss...” 😒
I get the reference
What does it mean
@@crystalkingdom9733 it's a vine. You can look it up.
Oh nvm i remember it
Ha
Not what I was expecting in my sub-box, but I'll take it
*SAME*
I see why your channel name is Cynical Cinema, the guy in the profile picture has a forehead you can project a movie on!
Eric Smith lmao
My first kill count video that I watched. Pretty crazy to think that this video has been out for this long