Ice Cream Man (1995) KILL COUNT

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @thedude8457
    @thedude8457 4 года назад +13277

    Fun fact: Clint Howard would yell at the top of his lungs on his way to set, so his voice would be more gravily and scary.

    • @makeeli_sage502
      @makeeli_sage502 4 года назад +433

      i mean he is not the nicest looking person

    • @gamingvn3797
      @gamingvn3797 4 года назад +102

      Look like Angus Young

    • @oogabooga2379
      @oogabooga2379 4 года назад +40

      Thx

    • @mr.lucifer9023
      @mr.lucifer9023 4 года назад +50

      @Dakota Smith good job really fascinating surprised you know that I’m the second intelligent in my class and even I didn’t know that!!! 👍🏻😀🤙🏻

    • @deadchannel-xh8fl
      @deadchannel-xh8fl 4 года назад +125

      I guess that's why he's good for the role. Ice cream man? I scream man.

  • @personwholivesonearth8007
    @personwholivesonearth8007 4 года назад +5278

    I love how James dresses up for each movie kill count.

  • @icy3979
    @icy3979 3 года назад +5144

    imagine getting into heaven
    and finding out your death was a dull machete

  • @Sizzlinpapaya1014
    @Sizzlinpapaya1014 3 года назад +847

    More movies need to do the flower bit. Have something clearly fake that everyone in the movie just acts like it’s normal. Love it

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +7

      Excellent username!

    • @vinny5325
      @vinny5325 Год назад +59

      What are you talking about ??? Those are real flowers You might want to get your eyes checked

  • @mqzytazu2341
    @mqzytazu2341 3 года назад +2099

    Bruh when he says ''the movie begins" it never gets old

    • @Antiii0
      @Antiii0 3 года назад +18

      Thank you, finally someone agrees

    • @adriannn0
      @adriannn0 3 года назад +17

      It gets me nervous 😭

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 3 года назад +29

      What about "Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favour horror movies."

    • @a_lill_wrom
      @a_lill_wrom 3 года назад +3

      I love your pfp

    • @mqzytazu2341
      @mqzytazu2341 3 года назад +2

      @@a_lill_wrom thank you

  • @MrHoodylol
    @MrHoodylol 3 года назад +4559

    Can we just appreciate of how he puts related items/action figures on the shelf behind him

  • @faizozigi869
    @faizozigi869 3 года назад +4917

    When someone dies: damn that’s horrible
    When dog dies: *steps through screen to kill the killer*

  • @them.
    @them. 3 года назад +1085

    "I'm DEFINITELY not going to a G film."
    *universe dissolves*

    • @klh824
      @klh824 3 года назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 2 года назад +10

      “I’m DEFINITELY not going to a G film 😒🙄”
      *time vortex opens*
      Not as funny as yours

    • @dragonthehero
      @dragonthehero 2 года назад +10

      @@HopePapernacky oh don't worry my idea was kinda bad too
      "I'm DEFINITELY not going to a G film."
      *hello darkness my old friend*

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Год назад +8

      “I’m DEFINITELY not going to a G film.”
      Universe: “You’re not going to ANY films!”

  • @hadowong2985
    @hadowong2985 4 года назад +845

    I would love to see this movie remade with a much higher budget and more gore

    • @nishikaiii
      @nishikaiii 3 года назад +16

      yes omg

    • @CruiseBro16
      @CruiseBro16 3 года назад +6

      Cool

    • @iamaqween5156
      @iamaqween5156 3 года назад +15

      @Finn Danger *but the dog bites him in the a$$ and runs

    • @splatoon9072
      @splatoon9072 2 года назад +2

      icemen don't really exist anymore

    • @marisoldelossantos5518
      @marisoldelossantos5518 2 года назад +4

      @@splatoon9072 Over here they do come around, very rare and in summer only. Tho it may be different for you

  • @loganlain6001
    @loganlain6001 4 года назад +1166

    James, you know that "ice cream thing?" Gregory stabs into Janet's chin? Well, that is an ice cream beater pole that blends the delights and it is a piece needed for the ice cream machine. This is a real thing.

  • @dylan_fox085
    @dylan_fox085 4 года назад +1287

    "He ain't no rocketeer, f*cking loser" makes me laugh harder than anything

    • @JinxTiger
      @JinxTiger 3 года назад +6

      It’s nice to see another mcyt fan in the horror side of RUclips

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 года назад

      he no rocketeer he a asshole

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 года назад +1

      @@JinxTiger mcyt?

    • @idoorion9279
      @idoorion9279 2 года назад +2

      I read your comment exactly when James said it

    • @MsIvory1
      @MsIvory1 2 года назад

      I’m good

  • @WexyBooBooBear
    @WexyBooBooBear 3 года назад +301

    This was my first dead meat episode I ever watched, and for that it will always be my favorite.

    • @guest2969
      @guest2969 3 года назад +1

      Glad to hear 😃

    • @StijnCOMPAGNIE
      @StijnCOMPAGNIE Год назад +1

      Same, i rewatch it ones in a while

    • @filifili4275
      @filifili4275 Год назад

      great move on boobear

    • @Fazman009
      @Fazman009 10 месяцев назад +2

      Mine was killer klowns from outer space when I tried to reach a Halloween horror nights review but I couldn’t remember the exact name so I named it by its most memorable moment

  • @A_Random_Artis
    @A_Random_Artis 4 года назад +3087

    The ice cream man: kills the dog
    John wick: So you’ve chosen death

  • @kissfreak9056
    @kissfreak9056 4 года назад +929

    There’s a Stephen King feel in this movie...
    Obviously! There’s a group of kids riding on their bikes trying to fight evil

  • @garrett2597
    @garrett2597 5 лет назад +1938

    Times like these when lactose intolerance doesn’t sound so bad.

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 3 года назад +138

    Wish some of these films could get modern sequels. Clint Howard is still alive and if they find a good modern actor who does a great creepy vibe like Elijah Wood or something to play Paul it would be great!
    Don’t even market it as a sequel though, just make a dope horror film and for those of us who know, we get an extra special ice cream film treat!

  • @gsutphin3303
    @gsutphin3303 5 лет назад +315

    I love how James dresses up for these certain kill counts

  • @SaftonYT
    @SaftonYT 4 года назад +273

    The utterly unfazed walk by the detective out of the asylum while being hounded by dozens of inmates is glorious. I wouldn't be remotely surprised if that actor was legitimately smashed filming that sequence.

    • @bryceao
      @bryceao 9 месяцев назад +1

      i was caught so off guard when i first watched it, i remember being like "wtf??????"

  • @FazerNaff
    @FazerNaff 4 года назад +5992

    This movie should have been called “Ice Scream”

  • @limbobilbo8743
    @limbobilbo8743 2 года назад +65

    “Its grenadine…..for my ice cream treats!”
    I am going to quote this whenever possible

    • @GRAYBOI897
      @GRAYBOI897 Месяц назад +1

      I always quote this and “there are no bad days, Gregory. Only happy, happy, happy days”

  • @armandhernandez4246
    @armandhernandez4246 6 лет назад +580

    This dude's commentary is AMAZING!!

    • @lyn2046
      @lyn2046 6 лет назад +2

      yes

    • @Adolesence
      @Adolesence 6 лет назад +1

      are you new or something? I've known that for the past almost 2 years I've been watching

    • @BJ-pu3pg
      @BJ-pu3pg 6 лет назад +1

      U can say that again

  • @The.Goobie
    @The.Goobie 6 лет назад +177

    Imagine if scream used this movie for the big reveal of the killers:
    Billy likes the “blood” off his finger with a scary, greasy look at Sidney and says
    “It’s grenadine, from my ice cream treats”

  • @switchingtime
    @switchingtime 6 лет назад +347

    7:44 "Man oh man, Tune, how you gonna get out of this--oh, we're fading to black again. Great."
    Laughed so hard I cried. Much love, James, thanks as always for the amazing video!

    • @jldrank1847
      @jldrank1847 6 лет назад +1

      that was literally the most fucking standard joke he couldve made

  • @weirddog8398
    @weirddog8398 3 года назад +50

    I love awkward silence after he says “it’s granedean! For my I’ve cream treats!”

  • @onyxsavior7179
    @onyxsavior7179 4 года назад +3281

    “The movie starts with a driveby.”
    *Wait, hang on-*

    • @Shawno625
      @Shawno625 4 года назад +166

      He got shot because he was all out of fudge bars

    • @mauabus9529
      @mauabus9529 4 года назад +28

      U have like 250+ likes but only 2 comments and that one comment is me

    • @josephochoa9861
      @josephochoa9861 4 года назад +51

      @@Shawno625 how did you know the great ice cream massacre of '06?

    • @michaelbrookman5863
      @michaelbrookman5863 4 года назад +16

      Hmmm

    • @scottprice4955
      @scottprice4955 4 года назад +30

      If you refuse to give the Don's grandchild ice cream, then you're gonna get.....*iced*

  • @nathancotf5123
    @nathancotf5123 6 лет назад +591

    Everyone who watched along with the celebration Livestream probably voted for this because it was a great time on the stream.

  • @thebatmanenthusiast
    @thebatmanenthusiast 4 года назад +433

    Gregory: (Kills Dog)
    John Wick: *I smell illegal*

    • @StardustBullets
      @StardustBullets 4 года назад +7

      John wick vs Gregory now in John wick 4

    • @TheClownMan1
      @TheClownMan1 4 года назад +1

      That's actually a funny comment

    • @brandongamingtv7545
      @brandongamingtv7545 4 года назад

      @@StardustBullets speaking of John wick 4, it looks like we need to wait longer for the movie to be released as it got postponed thanks to COVID 19 :(

    • @hush9639
      @hush9639 4 года назад +1

      Brandon gaming TV goddamn diseases suck

    • @gh0ul1sh23
      @gh0ul1sh23 4 года назад

      @@hush9639 idk why I love this comment

  • @lizsaskia
    @lizsaskia 3 года назад +211

    I literally laughed out loud several times during this! Especially the slow meandering escape from the zombie people. Also love 'Chekhov's nut-crushing machine' and 'Stockholm Paul' - you have an awesome way of describing things James :)

  • @johndavila1603
    @johndavila1603 4 года назад +441

    This was my very first episode of Dead Meat! Have enjoyed watching all of these since Covid times, keep up the great work!!

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 6 лет назад +2889

    "What's in it?"
    "Eye scream"

    • @sparto089
      @sparto089 6 лет назад +12

      Ha
      funny

    • @duddud504
      @duddud504 6 лет назад +17

      lol why did tunas bike fall over like half way through????
      It WaS tOo TiReD lolilol xd

    • @iamnoone7757
      @iamnoone7757 6 лет назад +13

      You mean "eyes cream"

    • @maximilianmus_
      @maximilianmus_ 6 лет назад +9

      Just a special real eyeball :)

    • @yellowbrozyt19
      @yellowbrozyt19 6 лет назад +3

      No He Said “Classified, Classified Policeman.”

  • @justin99000
    @justin99000 6 лет назад +181

    I genuinely appreciate not counting the off screen kills for dull machete because we know what it's going to be then. Keep up the good work James enjoy Halloween and be good peop *comment gets cut off 2 seconds early*

  • @jayster3.0
    @jayster3.0 9 месяцев назад +8

    I like how James is so excited about this underrated, masterpiece of a film. I love it. The movie itself is also the best part.

  • @ammosophobia
    @ammosophobia 4 года назад +574

    I scream,
    You scream,
    We all scream ...
    That's it.

  • @fox7205-d8b
    @fox7205-d8b 4 года назад +683

    Fun fact: the ice cream man actor was the actor for Kate’s Catering Company Dr. Seuss’ Cat in The Hat 🎩

    • @NoName-zh2ry
      @NoName-zh2ry 4 года назад +3

      He was not a mail man

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад +21

      @@NoName-zh2ry yeah, he was Kate for Kate's catering company

    • @lizzy1110
      @lizzy1110 4 года назад +12

      He was also in the live action Grinch

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад +3

      @@lizzy1110 as who?

    • @lizzy1110
      @lizzy1110 4 года назад +11

      Damian Prock He's the mayors assistant

  • @silase-6352
    @silase-6352 6 лет назад +127

    This quickly became my favorite Kill Count. Thank you for being so entertaining.

  • @kazz6884
    @kazz6884 3 года назад +30

    I love how everyone in the comments are absolutely pissed about the dog dying and honestly same here

  • @janetbaman8048
    @janetbaman8048 4 года назад +111

    Looks like Small Paul is going to be the next Ice Cream Man, I will watch his future career with great interest

  • @god_d_doflamingo8415
    @god_d_doflamingo8415 6 лет назад +125

    man these dead meat episode are getting out of hand, i cant take this much greatness.

  • @THEPTRAMO
    @THEPTRAMO 6 лет назад +431

    12:16
    Is it just me or did that 'mind-controlled patient' with the glasses lose character for a sec when he knocked over a prop?

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 лет назад +94

      HE DEFINITELY DID!! Haha I noticed while editing

    • @THEPTRAMO
      @THEPTRAMO 6 лет назад +24

      Dead Meat
      Haha glad I wasn’t the only one...
      The fact they still used the scene explains a lot about this movie!
      Love your vids!

    • @strayhyena6432
      @strayhyena6432 6 лет назад

      Oh yeah I saw that too xD

    • @nikgapi9526
      @nikgapi9526 6 лет назад +1

      😂 lol

  • @thehighground1695
    @thehighground1695 2 года назад +21

    This was the kill count that started me on the channel and thank you for the good times

  • @magenit
    @magenit 4 года назад +3430

    "directed by a porn directer"
    ngl i did not know porn needed directors
    Wow thanks for the likes : )
    And yes, I did know porn needed directors, it was a joke, but I can see why people missed it.

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 4 года назад +110

      Magenit lol Bella Thorne of Disney fame became one. It was on the news. I think she may be the most famous one now just for that .

    • @Regularcayden1
      @Regularcayden1 4 года назад +12

      Ha

    • @foopthehoop3103
      @foopthehoop3103 4 года назад +27

      People need jobs

    • @kmartemployee
      @kmartemployee 4 года назад +7

      You are joking right

    • @Kaylaaa_x-2
      @Kaylaaa_x-2 4 года назад +8

      Oof I can’t find anything tbh it’s probs for adults ;-;

  • @arinleoczko1250
    @arinleoczko1250 6 лет назад +518

    That "How Abe Lincoln Really Died" reference...

  • @4crosswashere7
    @4crosswashere7 6 лет назад +3309

    Someone dies:
    Well that sucks
    A dog or any other pet dies:
    YOU MONSTER!!!!!

  • @VWeezyO
    @VWeezyO 3 года назад +16

    Knowing the one cop was drunk on set make his scenes absolutely hilarious when rewatching 😂

  • @skylarchungus9249
    @skylarchungus9249 5 лет назад +1782

    *sees dead dog*
    JOHN WICK WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

  • @leutsssz
    @leutsssz 6 лет назад +90

    WAIT WHAT? ANOTHER KILLCOUNT???????? THIS WEEKEND COULDN'T GET BETTER

  • @olliefellows718
    @olliefellows718 6 лет назад +133

    love the evilspeak reference

  • @waldornprime5567
    @waldornprime5567 2 года назад +38

    3:17
    And thus, James had found his favorite line out of every film ever

  • @idontknowanymore5104
    @idontknowanymore5104 4 года назад +737

    Dog: gets killed
    me: Honey you got a big storm coming..

  • @trcsonic
    @trcsonic 6 лет назад +48

    12:15 i love that "zombie" guy with glasses. He was so worried with the instruments falling off the table.

  • @amberlly6406
    @amberlly6406 4 года назад +901

    *eats ice cream while watching*
    Throws away and cries.

    • @dimebag_jack105
      @dimebag_jack105 4 года назад +17

      I'm here for you man.

    • @phantomphase6719
      @phantomphase6719 4 года назад +7

      Honestly if anything I’d be in that situation if it was pizza but it’s not so I can only think why do the murderers and serial killers and up being my favorite character in almost everything

    • @barbiethingspurr9282
      @barbiethingspurr9282 4 года назад +3

      Ice cream used to be my favorite dessert not after this 😭😭😭

    • @Kyoung-Ji
      @Kyoung-Ji 4 года назад +1

      Omg same! I just got a concrete from Andy’s, and now it’s ruined.

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 года назад +1

      Hi 👋 I D hope your birthday 🎁 has been the last week I gotta I wan to get some of my life done ✅ is that a little something to be done ✅ I wanna day I hope 🤞 life has become the worst game I ever had

  • @a.kitcat.b
    @a.kitcat.b 2 года назад +22

    🚚This movie caused me to distrust the ice cream truck that came through my apartment complex. I also remember seeing this one creepy ice cream truck with crappy stickers and it was an eerie dark green with very dark windows.🚛

  • @HopePapernacky
    @HopePapernacky 4 года назад +214

    “Double-scoop delight of hot fudge fuckery” is something that I didn’t know that I needed to hear but I’m glad I did

  • @VVYPUR_ONX
    @VVYPUR_ONX 3 года назад +1073

    My favorite lines :
    “ cause that pistachio is lookin pis-nasty yo”
    “ named f*ckin tuna”
    “ tUnA “
    “ AHH NO GEGORY NO “
    “ tuna cassera? :D “
    “ small Paul getting small hauled in the t r u c k “
    “ an affair hes having with a fish named Wanda “
    “ oh we’re fading to black again “
    “ rocketeers filled seats faster than congress “
    “. After gankin the kid of his bike “

    • @ilikefrogss
      @ilikefrogss 3 года назад +2

      sorry i ruined your 69💀

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 года назад +1

      @@ilikefrogss shut up

    • @meowdasia
      @meowdasia 3 года назад +2

      @@ilikefrogss no forgoring

    • @thereddemon4117
      @thereddemon4117 3 года назад +7

      "I couldn't stop you from gettin' ganked, now let's play big bank take little bank" (~ O'Shea Jackson Sr)

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 3 года назад +3

      “They’ve got an appetite for destruction, so they go to his paradise cream city”

  • @rooster1038
    @rooster1038 6 лет назад +664

    Not what I was expecting in my sub-box, but I'll take it

    • @lucasreed8938
      @lucasreed8938 6 лет назад +1

      *SAME*

    • @dontaskwhyimhere4305
      @dontaskwhyimhere4305 6 лет назад +2

      I see why your channel name is Cynical Cinema, the guy in the profile picture has a forehead you can project a movie on!

    • @girl-di3nn
      @girl-di3nn 6 лет назад

      Eric Smith lmao

  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 Месяц назад +4

    11:54 That delivery is incredible omg 😭

  • @madyoudonthaveadad
    @madyoudonthaveadad 5 лет назад +127

    The ice cream man was my friends neighbor in Burbank. Nice guy actually.

  • @diegoruss326
    @diegoruss326 4 года назад +1996

    F for the dog please kind sirs

  • @casualredguard2881
    @casualredguard2881 4 года назад +280

    6:18
    She wasn't possessed by an angel.
    She was possessed by a goose.

    • @emmettgraves4925
      @emmettgraves4925 4 года назад +8

      Or one of Jim Carrey's Bruce Almighty angels

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 4 года назад +4

      Emma Graves I saw that movie at Kroger’s in the movie section

    • @npc-333
      @npc-333 4 года назад +4

      *c h a o s g o o s e*

    • @Smug_Rexx
      @Smug_Rexx 4 года назад +2

      100th like

    • @sans9195
      @sans9195 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @Jakeisboard
    @Jakeisboard 4 месяца назад +3

    This is the first dead meat/kill count video I ever watched and it's easily my favourite

  • @hypnovenus2968
    @hypnovenus2968 4 года назад +136

    I love these because it’s like you watch the entire movie in like 15 minutes!

    • @bubblegumxo
      @bubblegumxo 4 года назад +11

      Agreed. Honestly if you take almost any horror movie and actually watch the whole thing, there is always soooo much downtime and boring filler. Don't most people just watch horror movies for the kills and scary parts (usually involving kills) anyway?

    • @hypnovenus2968
      @hypnovenus2968 4 года назад +4

      Bee R ee exactly

    • @michaelmadden6712
      @michaelmadden6712 4 года назад +4

      @@bubblegumxo there was a lot of boring filler in this movie where nothing happened. It was tough to get through lol

  • @roelandnaturewastaken
    @roelandnaturewastaken 3 года назад +804

    Film Theory: That syrum just makes Happy by Ferrell play in your head all day long.

  • @brennansmith3343
    @brennansmith3343 6 лет назад +14199

    Why isn’t this called “Ice Scream Man?” They missed a golden opportunity there

  • @EmberMcLain87
    @EmberMcLain87 2 года назад +9

    david warner aka THE LOBE from freakazoid aka NERGEL form the grim adventures of billy and mandy was such a treat in the movie.

  • @RaiderGA
    @RaiderGA 5 лет назад +2267

    *Human dies
    Me:Holy crap
    *Dog dies
    Me: Your actions have consequences!!!!!!!!!!

  • @eddietheghost2682
    @eddietheghost2682 4 года назад +163

    fun fact: There is a of flavor ice cream
    flavor called "Tiger's Blood" So the ice cream man could have "Tiger's Blood" to make him sound scarier (in my opinion )

    • @josephochoa9861
      @josephochoa9861 4 года назад +1

      What is tiger's blood?

    • @Personalaccount730
      @Personalaccount730 4 года назад +1

      Joseph Ochoa I think sugar and cherry

    • @laurensnoteditinghere
      @laurensnoteditinghere Год назад

      @@Personalaccount730nah it’s like coconut and cherry, it’s a shaved ice flavor

    • @eddieravenwood
      @eddieravenwood 11 месяцев назад

      @josephchoa9861
      i know it's been three years, but tiger's blood flavor is strawberry, watermelon, and coconut :]

  • @joshuaolivier1338
    @joshuaolivier1338 4 года назад +309

    Freddy kruger: child molester/child murderer + death = dream demon
    Gregory: child murder/animal killer + death = ???????????

  • @davidbush1965
    @davidbush1965 Год назад +3

    I love that Clint Howard's villain went insane, in part, from the actions of a doctor who kept insisting about "happy happy happy days".... that's a great joke and wink to the audience about Clint's older brother

  • @je2938
    @je2938 6 лет назад +263

    8:04 *insert mission impossible theme here*

  • @bricecontreras8925
    @bricecontreras8925 5 лет назад +1257

    Me : why was this age restricted
    Me : **watches this**
    Me : THE DOG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @littlebiglsteele4158
    @littlebiglsteele4158 6 лет назад +432

    I died at that a fish called wanda joke.

  • @thegrandxbunny2073
    @thegrandxbunny2073 3 года назад +13

    This was one of the first KC vids I watched and now I really want Ice Cream Man to have a crossover with The Dentist. I mean, the actors for the two killers haven’t retired yet and Clint also cameos in Dentist 2.

  • @supersonicxz1
    @supersonicxz1 6 лет назад +334

    3 more days till Halloween, Halloween
    3 more days till Halloween, Halloween
    3 more days till Halloween, Halloween
    Silver Shamrock!

  • @zagboygamez5930
    @zagboygamez5930 6 лет назад +60

    Fun Fact: The weapon used to gun down Butch Brickle is actually a British Cold-War Era Sterling SMG.
    The more you know!

    • @theholderscock
      @theholderscock 6 лет назад +1

      _joyful music plays_

    • @drago9000
      @drago9000 6 лет назад +1

      ZagboyGamez that’s pretty cool actually!

    • @sovietshoelaces332
      @sovietshoelaces332 6 лет назад

      Hey! I realised that too (not the Cold War bit but whatever)

    • @oofman3317
      @oofman3317 6 лет назад

      Thought it was a tommy

    • @saldivar7952
      @saldivar7952 6 лет назад

      Oh wow thanks!!!

  • @aagamer7650
    @aagamer7650 4 года назад +392

    They missed an opportunity: ice scream man

    • @nlafleur75
      @nlafleur75 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @magicalgirlmax
      @magicalgirlmax 4 года назад

      XXGAMER DUDEXX someone already said this my guy. I do agree tho.

    • @aagamer7650
      @aagamer7650 4 года назад

      Oh didn’t know thx for tellin

    • @JekitySnekity
      @JekitySnekity 4 года назад +1

      I scream man

    • @tellmeeurwish
      @tellmeeurwish 4 года назад

      Isn't their a game called like that

  • @Agoose2099
    @Agoose2099 2 года назад +7

    “Cause that pistachio is looking pi’s nasty yo”-James 2018 😔 1:54

  • @felixtetrex7571
    @felixtetrex7571 6 лет назад +91

    I completely forgot thus movie existed xD it's easy to see that you were so excited to do this one.

  • @niansillabffs
    @niansillabffs 6 лет назад +1499

    9:12 “An avocado...thaaaaanksss...” 😒

  • @doublebloggers6661
    @doublebloggers6661 4 года назад +165

    I hear that there is a planned sequel for this film, however in its initial crowdfunding campaign, it only got 4000 out of its 300,000 that was needed, but I hear they repare looking for new crowdfunding

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад +7

      Maybe if Codename:Kids Next Door creator, Mr Warburton was the producer of the movie, then it's a shoe in

    • @itskogaleeray398
      @itskogaleeray398 4 года назад +3

      I think the little kid is now the new ice cream man.

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад +1

      @@itskogaleeray398 I suppose so

    • @toastedprocastinator
      @toastedprocastinator 3 года назад

      @@itskogaleeray398 probably

  • @RetroGame74
    @RetroGame74 3 месяца назад +3

    Hands down My favourite Dead Meat kill count and one of my favourite slashers. Love this movie thanks Dead Meat. ❤

  • @gabbygabs8271
    @gabbygabs8271 3 года назад +273

    Greg: (kills dog)
    John Wick: *reloads gun with malicious intent*

    • @yeetusmccleetus6697
      @yeetusmccleetus6697 3 года назад +8

      Sharpens pencil with religious intent.

    • @cdog1632
      @cdog1632 3 года назад +3

      In America you John wick in Russia John wick kills you

    • @RyzeDaKing
      @RyzeDaKing 3 года назад +5

      @@cdog1632 no
      In America,You Have John Wick
      In Russia,John Wick Have You

    • @thefunnybeepman4639
      @thefunnybeepman4639 3 года назад +3

      Crafts diamond sword with gamer intent

  • @Collinnight
    @Collinnight 6 лет назад +32

    “This isn’t a game, boys”
    James: yea, its a DS! as in.. double scoop
    😂😂😂

  • @Haizieha
    @Haizieha 6 лет назад +236

    17:03 oh this its not cranberry sauce

  • @thegoathead7538
    @thegoathead7538 2 года назад +7

    That “Good Humor” line at 14:49 is another ice cream joke, being a specific brand.

  • @keevxn6621
    @keevxn6621 5 лет назад +61

    Gregory:"Oh this?"Its grenedin for my icecream treats!
    Me:"NANI!"

  • @fid9255
    @fid9255 6 лет назад +151

    13:09 couldn’t he have said something like ‘now the fish is frozen’ ?

  • @ImperfectProductions
    @ImperfectProductions 5 лет назад +370

    ~looking at comments~
    Everyone is talking about the dog, omg.

    • @mrpaccymoney4027
      @mrpaccymoney4027 5 лет назад +2

      Chara _YT omg youre right!

    • @worship6201
      @worship6201 5 лет назад +4

      It's not real

    • @Akyure
      @Akyure 5 лет назад +9

      I laugh when people and animals die in movies. Am I deranged and insane?

    • @mrgrinderman8861
      @mrgrinderman8861 5 лет назад +7

      @@Akyure I also laugh.
      I mean it's only a movie

    • @darkvoid6820
      @darkvoid6820 5 лет назад

      Hi gacha gurl

  • @minecraftsteve8709
    @minecraftsteve8709 2 года назад +9

    A better joke for Gregory could've been: "Ya know, I prefer my tuna cold!"

  • @Lucriousity
    @Lucriousity 3 года назад +544

    "You're Ice cream."
    "No, he's Tuna"

    • @oh3681
      @oh3681 3 года назад +20

      No, *hes patrick*

    • @p0okys438
      @p0okys438 3 года назад +4

      @@oh3681 no he’s fish

    • @mataya1017
      @mataya1017 3 года назад +2

      *No,* *he's spongebob*

    • @Lucriousity
      @Lucriousity 3 года назад +1

      @@mataya1017 No, he's crusty crab

    • @JaneDoe-ke2ge
      @JaneDoe-ke2ge 3 года назад

      No he's tuna ice cream

  • @sheezburgaman8918
    @sheezburgaman8918 6 лет назад +165

    I scream
    You scream
    We all scream
    *CUZ WE'RE ALL FRICKIN' SCARED!!!*

    • @mista7028
      @mista7028 6 лет назад +1

      @Marcus Haouliy oooooohhhhhh ssssshhhhhiiiiitttttt

    • @doesntmatter5148
      @doesntmatter5148 6 лет назад +1

      The1-2Blame I scream
      You scream
      We I’ll scream because were terrified of what’s around the corner(tøp)

    • @sherricalverley7993
      @sherricalverley7993 6 лет назад

      Well I like burgers so you won't be screaming for long👹

    • @Ty_Money09
      @Ty_Money09 6 лет назад

      CUZ WERE FREAKIN SCARED OF THE ICE CREAM

    • @pUteRIsms_
      @pUteRIsms_ 6 лет назад +1

      AHHH HEEEEEEELL NAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHH

  • @Lsinq
    @Lsinq 6 лет назад +3494

    People die: eh seen worse
    Dog dies: LEMME AT EM LEMME AT EM

  • @jmp_fr
    @jmp_fr Год назад +2

    "youlittleturdsaregonnahavetolearnyoucan'trunfromtheicecreamman" is a brilliantly delivered word.

  • @danfromcod3648
    @danfromcod3648 6 лет назад +170

    2 kill counts and 1 cut comparison?!?!
    Christmas came early

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 6 лет назад +1

      Exactly

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 6 лет назад

      More like my gf haha haha hah oh yea this is family friendly crap

    • @creepyghost2001
      @creepyghost2001 6 лет назад

      i was the one who came early seeing this tbh

    • @brunogrill3774
      @brunogrill3774 6 лет назад

      What have you done to james

    • @QuakerOaths
      @QuakerOaths 6 лет назад

      @@mikentikes11 stop everything you're trying to do

  • @DrinkYourNailPolish
    @DrinkYourNailPolish 6 лет назад +75

    I remember watching this movie in hs with some friends. The line "your mother is channeling the archangel gabriel again" became an inside joke of ours.

  • @Heraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Heraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 года назад +314

    Movie: let's kill a dog
    literally me and everyone: *but why, why would you do that?*

    • @Josh-zr5pe
      @Josh-zr5pe 3 года назад +6

      Exactly why the poor dog he was harmless i wish the dog bit the ice cream man R.I.P vicky😭

    • @dodedruif-6488
      @dodedruif-6488 3 года назад

      @@Josh-zr5pe 😫😫😫

    • @Watp56
      @Watp56 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😭😭

    • @thebc5754
      @thebc5754 3 года назад +1

      JonTron reference?

    • @Heraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Heraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 года назад +1

      @@thebc5754 yes

  • @squeeeebii-kb9xm
    @squeeeebii-kb9xm 2 года назад +11

    James, I just wanted to let you know you got me thru the day. I've had the worst week of my life, my new job was brutal, my parents ignored me, my therapist is outta town, I felt so alone & horrible - but seeing you all cheery in your ice cream man outfit made me feel better and this video made me have a good laugh. Thanks for your passion man 🖤

  • @ps4fan794
    @ps4fan794 5 лет назад +427

    Bruh who the hell gets a normal ice cream at a ice cream truck! I always get one of the sonic or spongebob gum ball ice creams

  • @murfle_-
    @murfle_- 5 лет назад +1384

    Who’s gonna bring me ice cream mommy?
    *top 10 questions science still can’t answer*

    • @l.honey.bee.l601
      @l.honey.bee.l601 5 лет назад +8

      THE ICE CREAM MAN WILL HE CAN GET IT TO YOU HEHEHE (kill me)

    • @skrimp4147
      @skrimp4147 5 лет назад +3

      Inky Nugget DiDn’T yOu WaTcH tHe ViDeO? iT iS aNsWeReD aT tHe BeGiNnInG.

    • @saucy-flickzx3819
      @saucy-flickzx3819 5 лет назад +1

      Inky Nugget ririryu

    • @xzenixzero
      @xzenixzero 5 лет назад +1

      Your mom can she can get it in the store wooow mind blown

    • @braydonbaseball7061
      @braydonbaseball7061 5 лет назад +1

      The ice cream man stupid

  • @doll.perasite9030
    @doll.perasite9030 4 года назад +56

    Fun fact Clint Howard has played
    The decorator kate from the 2000s mike myers cat in the hat
    And the mayor’s assistant from the jimm Carrey 2000s how the grinch stole Christmas
    Two of my favorite movies