The Dentist (1996) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  4 года назад +1938

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    • @themysteriomannorskgaming6286
      @themysteriomannorskgaming6286 4 года назад +3

      Hello

    • @MahidulAlif
      @MahidulAlif 4 года назад +7

      Please make video on resident evil all series

    • @imrezll9071
      @imrezll9071 4 года назад +10

      Dead Meat James please do the wrong turn movie series

    • @Isa-oc3xc
      @Isa-oc3xc 4 года назад +14

      Hey James can you do a kill count on *The Banana Splits Movie* it’s on blu-Ray and digital so you can go buy it

    • @Pc_coconut
      @Pc_coconut 4 года назад +3

      Hi. It’s me with the new movie. If your interested in the movie please respond in my vacation vidro

  • @tyrannapusandfriends6254
    @tyrannapusandfriends6254 4 года назад +4190

    “...Gross Movie...”
    *Me eating dinner*
    “Oh no.”

    • @iBlueMC
      @iBlueMC 4 года назад +14

      I don't get it. I have 1 iq please help me

    • @ex0_trix
      @ex0_trix 4 года назад +15

      Instant reaction:🤮:

    • @janegohtintin
      @janegohtintin 4 года назад +33

      @@iBlueMC Oh, thats too bad. Only 0 iq people can understand this joke.

    • @iBlueMC
      @iBlueMC 4 года назад +11

      @@janegohtintin That means that i need to lose my last Brain cell so i can understand the joke then :D

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 4 года назад +5

      MCBlueCraft Yep :

  • @kyo4510
    @kyo4510 4 года назад +9815

    “The dentist” after “Candyman”
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 4 года назад +151

      He announced that

    • @jfour2zero
      @jfour2zero 4 года назад +55

      kyo_ koko05 it wasn’t at all lol.

    • @franshady2669
      @franshady2669 4 года назад +49

      Ahhh a man of culture as well

    • @tylerjohnson8046
      @tylerjohnson8046 4 года назад +66

      He literally said it was not a coincidence

    • @paranormalpest9692
      @paranormalpest9692 4 года назад +45

      *Did you even watch the very end of the last Candy Man video?*

  • @demon4256
    @demon4256 4 года назад +2333

    I love how it makes me more uncomfortable seeing any kind of damage done to mouth or teeth rather than arms or legs being pulled off

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 4 года назад +108

      Exactly omg anything to do with mouth violation is disgusting to me

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 3 года назад +120

      That is probably, because a ripped off arm or leg is more surreal, as arms and legs are more sturdy than that.
      Yet it is more likely to lose a tooth if you fall bad or get hit hard ... and because this is "easier" it is more scary than a ripped of limp ...
      Besides, we do have pretty cool limb prosthetic that are completely cybernetic and look great (and work great) ... I'm not so sure on that when it comes to teeth though ...

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 3 года назад +43

      Probably cause you can imagine how tooth stuff feels more than anything else

    • @n0tzyx
      @n0tzyx 3 года назад +11

      Exactly, i can watch movies like halloween and friday the 13th without cringing, yet i cant watch this

  • @bboof2624
    @bboof2624 4 года назад +384

    I love dead meat so fricking much that when I re-watch the actual movies it’s genuinely jarring to not see the kill graphics on the screen when someone dies

    • @VenusAxe
      @VenusAxe Год назад +4

      Honestly, for me it's extremely similar except I genuinely miss hearing James narrate, critique or explain something of the movie. His jokes are the best!

  • @triggeredtrey
    @triggeredtrey 4 года назад +2997

    *"listen to your music while getting drilled"*
    Woah okay

  • @riovevo
    @riovevo 4 года назад +2429

    horror movies I've never heard of?
    oh yeah, it's time to deeply analyse this kill count

    • @jet2550
      @jet2550 4 года назад +9

      Nice, just got the notification now

    • @cookie_monster6750
      @cookie_monster6750 4 года назад +5

      Ayy you first comment good job

    • @zeni8560
      @zeni8560 4 года назад +14

      How the fuck did you post this 18 hours ago but This video just came out 4 minutes ago????

    • @istalku
      @istalku 4 года назад

      @@zeni8560 ikr!!!

    • @muadzm9496
      @muadzm9496 4 года назад +2

      @@istalku patreon

  • @Deahtnote95
    @Deahtnote95 3 года назад +282

    The injection of air in the circulatory system causes no aneurysm (bulging of a a blood vessel wall), but an air embolism (occlusion of a bloodvessel through gas bubbles). So she died most likely from a massive stroke (e.g an occlussion of the Basilar artery).
    Love your videos :)

    • @yunglink992
      @yunglink992 2 года назад +7

      True, but an aneurysm's end result is also a massive stroke, just a hemorrhagic one instead of ischemic, or whatever the one from air touching the brain is called.

  • @pennycrook-jones6428
    @pennycrook-jones6428 4 года назад +1170

    Does James not get nightmares? He’s watched so many horror movies and talks about them *happily*

    • @alex-mx7xx
      @alex-mx7xx 3 года назад +16

      TRUEE

    • @Xunizal
      @Xunizal 2 года назад +97

      He's probably desensitized to them at this point.

    • @prestonthebeston1735
      @prestonthebeston1735 2 года назад +77

      he's immortal and feeds off our fear

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 2 года назад +41

      I think you misunderstand; He *IS* the nightmare itself.

    • @anarchistchicken437
      @anarchistchicken437 2 года назад +27

      He mainly covers slashers, they’re just deaths and not really horror or anything that sticks with you, and once you’re desensitized to just regular old Friday the 13th stabbings you start watching them for plot rather then to be scared

  • @gothiczombie9307
    @gothiczombie9307 4 года назад +2795

    When a person dies in a horror movie: ooh that was gory
    When a dog dies: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

    • @wandamaximilf3324
      @wandamaximilf3324 4 года назад +105

      It's just unfair most of the time people deserve it but doggos don't

    • @hero_3088
      @hero_3088 4 года назад +56

      When a dog dies in minecraft: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @marvinsilva9414
      @marvinsilva9414 4 года назад +7

      Yep

    • @misterguy1470
      @misterguy1470 4 года назад +21

      People are so stupid in these movies that no one cares

    • @themeparkchasers6181
      @themeparkchasers6181 4 года назад +30

      Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: “First time?”

  • @dangiesquad6624
    @dangiesquad6624 4 года назад +445

    James: uploads on a Wednesday, a Sunday, and a Friday
    Me: *WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT*

  • @Jonathan_McConnell
    @Jonathan_McConnell 3 года назад +80

    My dad only found this out in the last few years, but his childhood dentist was actually medically insane.

  • @ronandepaepe7482
    @ronandepaepe7482 3 года назад +192

    James: talks about movie that has lots of gore
    RUclips: watch out or we'll you'll get demonitized
    James: but today I have a sponser
    RUclips: oh then ur ok

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 года назад +5

      Sponsors are because since this video doesn't have adds he gets paid

    • @ronandepaepe7482
      @ronandepaepe7482 3 года назад

      @@I_Like_Ike53 well that and what I said

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 года назад

      @@ronandepaepe7482 well yes

    • @ronandepaepe7482
      @ronandepaepe7482 3 года назад

      @@I_Like_Ike53 so we're both right

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 года назад +1

      @@ronandepaepe7482 surprisingly wholesome

  • @Ghostcandycorn
    @Ghostcandycorn 4 года назад +491

    “So you can listen to your own music while getting drilled” Sir Mr James excuse me? 😂

    • @Terminator19708
      @Terminator19708 4 года назад +2

      Autosplosive Jay it true, when I got my wisdom teeth pulled it, the doctor allowed me to listen my music through my ear phones

    • @OldschoolHIT360
      @OldschoolHIT360 4 года назад +1

      Brandon Ramtahal r/whoosh

    • @duckyjoel5373
      @duckyjoel5373 4 года назад

      @@OldschoolHIT360 I hate it when people say "r/woosh" during moments its not needed, like dude, he just said that his dentist let's him listen to his music

    • @TKtheBardess
      @TKtheBardess 4 года назад

      seems legit.

  • @kaaiitlin
    @kaaiitlin 4 года назад +775

    can’t believe there were no “it’s because you don’t floss” jokes anywhere in this video

    • @user-nj2dt1es5x
      @user-nj2dt1es5x 4 года назад +4

      Débora Soares bruh that was only 23 years ago not the Stone Age

    • @burgerbitchenterprises8338
      @burgerbitchenterprises8338 4 года назад +3

      @@tentadebs She's not talking about that stupid dance.

    • @kaitlnwhite6809
      @kaitlnwhite6809 4 года назад

      Dude we have the same name and we spell it the same way! Great to see another Kaitlin running around out there.

    • @tokyo4556
      @tokyo4556 4 года назад

      kaaiitlin 1:13

    • @burgerbitchenterprises8338
      @burgerbitchenterprises8338 4 года назад

      @@tentadebs Were you talking about Fortnite, or oral hygiene?

  • @unluckyseabird2888
    @unluckyseabird2888 3 года назад +158

    It's really weird growing up with the show "Psych" and then watching Corben in this movie is really strange 😂

    • @bigsteve8921
      @bigsteve8921 3 года назад +7

      Dude i watched this when I was 7. My dads from cleveland so we would watch major league all the time lol

    • @ethansmall6789
      @ethansmall6789 2 года назад +12

      I agree 100% Psych used to be my favorite tv show lol

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 2 года назад +3

      My mom would say the same thing since she loves that show.

    • @chefesquire4893
      @chefesquire4893 Год назад +3

      Psych is my absolute favorite show, Corben is amazing in this movie and show

    • @gretchiemations9240
      @gretchiemations9240 Год назад +1

      That’s what I thought! It made me think of psych

  • @hannahbanana7723
    @hannahbanana7723 10 месяцев назад +14

    I had a dentist assistant working on me and she managed to rest the drill against my bottom lip and due to the rotation, splattered blood everywhere. Took a good 30 minutes to stop bleeding. Another time, she chipped a tooth forcing a bracket onto it. This movie hits way too hard. I can't imagine dealing with another incompetent dentist.
    BTW
    I stopped going entirely to this dentist office because they kept trying to give me the same assistant. I have a feeling they were attempting to stretch out the entire process.

  • @crispybacongames4782
    @crispybacongames4782 4 года назад +571

    Actually Ken Foree was actually last seen in Leather: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  4 года назад +160

      Good call! Whoops

    • @crispybacongames4782
      @crispybacongames4782 4 года назад +47

      @@DeadMeat Its ok just thought you'd want to know

    • @havikiscute3411
      @havikiscute3411 4 года назад +6

      CrispyBacon Games I like how your not even freaking out that he pinned you I’d be freaking out

    • @minemaster1337
      @minemaster1337 4 года назад +2

      CrispyBacon Games that’s what I said!

    • @crispybacongames4782
      @crispybacongames4782 4 года назад +3

      @@havikiscute3411 wait is my comment the pinned comment

  • @SnakeDST
    @SnakeDST 4 года назад +672

    “Earbuds while you’re getting *Drilled* ...”

  • @johntuff2140
    @johntuff2140 4 года назад +42

    OMFG I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS AS A KID ON HBO!! I’ll never forget the moment when I realized it was a horror. Great movie.

  • @oxiiacid
    @oxiiacid 3 года назад +11

    0:45 "So you can listen to your own music while getting drilled"
    I saw that wink, James ;)

  • @guaperryz596
    @guaperryz596 4 года назад +465

    dentist: *stabs gums*
    Nurse: why did u do that?!
    Dentist: *hmmm* its his fault
    The kid: what the fu-

    • @jazz_hands6579
      @jazz_hands6579 4 года назад +27

      The worst part is that actual dentists to that shit too

    • @bleue5218
      @bleue5218 4 года назад +18

      He should've flossed more

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 4 года назад

      @@bleue5218lol 😆

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 4 года назад +1

      @@jazz_hands6579 ikr

    • @potato2399
      @potato2399 4 года назад

      Kid bad boy

  • @paigebutler6405
    @paigebutler6405 4 года назад +1893

    Me: eating
    James: it’s a gross one
    Me: ...eating

    • @Riomy13
      @Riomy13 4 года назад +28

      I feel you xD For me it was like:
      James: "In fact, this is a remarkably gross movie."
      Me, currently eating dinner: "... oh boy"

    • @waeltrrrr
      @waeltrrrr 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @masonreeder6721
      @masonreeder6721 4 года назад +5

      I'm eating cereal

    • @redrum3295
      @redrum3295 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @somewhataddicted7685
      @somewhataddicted7685 4 года назад +3

      Same

  • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
    @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 4 года назад +16

    Really happy the braces girl (Sarah?) lived. Haven’t watched it, but she seems like a super innocent and sweet (pun bleh) character. Plus, knowing the pain then immediate relief of having your braces removed; having that be followed by everything she saw is super shitty and is awful to see for that sort of character to me.

  • @insom9iac169
    @insom9iac169 4 года назад +32

    Now this is real horror we all can relate with.

  • @jaydenlastname3258
    @jaydenlastname3258 4 года назад +782

    Dog: Exists
    Horror Movies: I'm About To End This Pup's Whole Career

    • @sarahcottle8513
      @sarahcottle8513 4 года назад +5

      It’s every day bro with the Disney channel flow, 5 mill IN RUclips..in six MONTHS NEVER DONE BEFORE. passed all the competition man PewDiePie is next and I’m popping all these checks, got that brand new Rolex
      You thought.

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 4 года назад +18

      This isn’t funny...

    • @forsynth
      @forsynth 4 года назад +4

      true

    • @georgeknox9042
      @georgeknox9042 4 года назад +3

      @@jswid2251 hell yeah it is

    • @bupcereal8384
      @bupcereal8384 4 года назад +13

      Even as a cat person, I still feel the pain.

  • @yf21_septic50
    @yf21_septic50 4 года назад +1328

    Shoots dog
    Everyone:
    *mad sounds*

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands Год назад +5

    I should show my brother this. He's a dentist. He'd probably find it really fun.

    • @bobthemonkey7313
      @bobthemonkey7313 2 месяца назад +1

      Did you show it?

    • @SerathDarklands
      @SerathDarklands 2 месяца назад

      @@bobthemonkey7313 I did, but I don't know if he watched it, I'll have to send it again.

  • @eliechavarria7703
    @eliechavarria7703 4 года назад +4

    I love how you have things on your top shelf to the left that are related to the kill count that you do.

  • @lucaulyett6620
    @lucaulyett6620 4 года назад +829

    “ you can listen to your own music while getting ‘drilled’ “
    Hmm

  • @tristanrylan
    @tristanrylan 4 года назад +1062

    Me before the video: *"I can handle some gore"*
    Me during the video: *"no no no oh god no"*

    • @eterniton7273
      @eterniton7273 4 года назад +40

      I haven't even watched this and I am preparing to look away so I won't gag.

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 4 года назад +29

      I'm fine with a lot of gore but this, this was TOO FAR.

    • @aidenanderson7696
      @aidenanderson7696 4 года назад +5

      The goriest movie is probably Rambo The Last Blood. Its not a horror film tough

    • @misscaution704
      @misscaution704 4 года назад +2

      Tristanrylan same here

    • @therealwinslo3470
      @therealwinslo3470 4 года назад +7

      I've seen some s**t
      But this this is to much

  • @randommanikinboi652
    @randommanikinboi652 4 года назад +20

    Who else noticed the mouthwash, toothpaste,floss, toothbrushes in the background
    👀

  • @trueMAXIMUS
    @trueMAXIMUS 2 года назад +4

    11:43 the real villain of this movie is the american healthcare system

  • @GDRunny
    @GDRunny 4 года назад +906

    Dog: exists
    Horror movies: "your free trail of living has ended"

    • @tapatioman8411
      @tapatioman8411 4 года назад +28

      Jojo must also hate dogs

    • @xkaiiii_
      @xkaiiii_ 4 года назад +4

      Trial*

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny 4 года назад +2

      @@tapatioman8411 anything jojo does has meaning or is a assertion of clear dominance

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 4 года назад +1

      @@xkaiiii_ you had to be a scumbag and ruin the joke

    • @UnrealAxel27
      @UnrealAxel27 4 года назад +5

      @@tapatioman8411 Dio**** JoJo loved his dog

  • @kylelyle4976
    @kylelyle4976 4 года назад +143

    The wink when he said “while getting drilled” 😂😂🙏🙏☀️

  • @envymordecai4429
    @envymordecai4429 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bless you James for cutting the sound, that 2 second clip almost made me whip my headphones across the room 😂

  • @LifelessVirtue
    @LifelessVirtue 3 года назад +11

    Why am I watching this while fully knowing that eventually a dentist is going to cut some scar tissue out of my mouth

  • @brodybirdwell822
    @brodybirdwell822 4 года назад +408

    Thought James was dressed up like a catholic priest for a hot sec.

    • @Someguyy867
      @Someguyy867 4 года назад

      Brody Birdwell I know there’s a good catholic joke somewhere.
      But my profile picture is a band all about that...

    • @toodlesmith8131
      @toodlesmith8131 4 года назад

      Saw that bit of white and honestly thought he was wearing a bolo tie for a second, now I’m pretty sure he could rock one

    • @bobthetomato7005
      @bobthetomato7005 4 года назад

      Same I’m not gonna lie

    • @phantombread3170
      @phantombread3170 4 года назад

      Lego friends is gay

    • @bobthetomato7005
      @bobthetomato7005 4 года назад

      @@phantombread3170 not wrong

  • @asimpletaco4665
    @asimpletaco4665 4 года назад +561

    And now i don’t trust my dentist anymore.

    • @WingoEthan
      @WingoEthan 4 года назад +6

      You trusted those demons before?

    • @Tibainium
      @Tibainium 4 года назад +1

      Thats why I never go to the dentist alone

    • @mothmanthe9th601
      @mothmanthe9th601 4 года назад +3

      Never trust the dentist they are all crooks

    • @SurgeSurgeSurge
      @SurgeSurgeSurge 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @dylanjames1878
      @dylanjames1878 4 года назад +1

      I’ve never been able to trust my dentist, he’s a GINGER...

  • @BlueMaskGuy
    @BlueMaskGuy 4 года назад +8

    “I’m not just “dent”..... I’m. The. DENT -EST!
    I sea that look in you’re eyes... are you STARSTRUCK???”

  • @Simply0ffbeat
    @Simply0ffbeat 4 года назад +5

    I remember watching this as a kid. And I couldn’t handle any horror movie before then. I’m so happy this finally gets a kill count.

  • @repulore13
    @repulore13 4 года назад +386

    This is the first time I’ve had to close my eyes at a kill count. Congrats “The Dentist”

    • @goodmythicalpainus8946
      @goodmythicalpainus8946 4 года назад +1

      ikr

    • @divinemalice1
      @divinemalice1 2 года назад +2

      same and i kinda shake a bit too.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 Год назад +3

      For me it was the Would You Rather episode. Somehow people getting stabbed in the thigh and slicing their eyes open makes me uncomfortable. I wonder why.

  • @jonfarmer1002
    @jonfarmer1002 4 года назад +141

    "In fact, this is a remarkably gross movie."
    Aw, dammit.
    "So it's a good thing I have a sponsor"
    AW YEAH

  • @johnconnelly4862
    @johnconnelly4862 4 года назад +4

    I love how the props in the background always relate to the movie he is reviewing.

  • @omnibussy
    @omnibussy 4 года назад +5

    wow. the fact that he blamed the kid for moving takes me back to the worst dentist i've ever seen... i'm very resistant to local anesthetics and that clinic must have been using some cheap shit, so my root canal was drawn out and miserable. i was flinching the whole time, which i explained was because i could feel almost everything, and he was openly irritated with me and would try to ignore me when i requested breaks. like 3 years later that same tooth broke and when i went to a new dentist, i found out he never even completed the root canal, sealing up my tooth with the last segment of the rotted root still intact.
    so basically, i could never watch this movie. thanks for the kill count, dead meat!

  • @whore4facelessmen
    @whore4facelessmen 4 года назад +127

    dentist ; be my victim
    candyman ; *imma head out*

    • @2128jrandall
      @2128jrandall 4 года назад +5

      Ooh, that's a Godzilla vs King Kong match right there.

    • @notcockycody1342
      @notcockycody1342 4 года назад +1

      @@2128jrandall the dentist wouldn't last 5 minutes

    • @overrated2875
      @overrated2875 3 года назад

      lmao

  • @AlexFyrehartDGAFCave
    @AlexFyrehartDGAFCave 4 года назад +983

    "You'll be a Dentist! You have a talent for causing things PAIN"

    • @gamelordkiller3344
      @gamelordkiller3344 4 года назад +43

      And people will pay you to be inhumane

    • @georgesmith4307
      @georgesmith4307 4 года назад +37

      @@gamelordkiller3344 🎶 "Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood..."🎶

    • @gamelordkiller3344
      @gamelordkiller3344 4 года назад +34

      @@georgesmith4307 and teaching would suit you still less

    • @kattheghost3836
      @kattheghost3836 4 года назад +25

      @@gamelordkiller3344
      SON BE A DENTISSST!
      YOU'LL BE A SUCCESS!

    • @gamelordkiller3344
      @gamelordkiller3344 4 года назад +22

      @@kattheghost3836 Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque
      Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God
      He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
      Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?
      Oh, that hurts, wait, I'm not numb
      Ehh, shut up, open wide, here I come

  • @sargentsteve7148
    @sargentsteve7148 3 года назад +2

    The way you just said "getting drilled" combined with winking just sent me sailing

  • @SpideyFan-onst
    @SpideyFan-onst Год назад +4

    7:46 man. even if he isn't in hulk form, puny banner can pack a punch.

  • @TFG1987SFM
    @TFG1987SFM 4 года назад +2087

    James: making a violent kill count version seriously messed up my channel.
    me: * expecting only non-violent version *
    James: so i'm just gonna go all out and show all the kills
    me: * happi noise *

    • @TheDivello
      @TheDivello 4 года назад +13

      thefnafgamer1987_ SFM I was searching for this😂

    • @RTR-sj2mu
      @RTR-sj2mu 3 года назад +9

      "Happi noises" that's so wholesome. :)

    • @mocha8323
      @mocha8323 Год назад +3

      *”Happi noise” it’s now in my vocabulary*

  • @sero3539
    @sero3539 4 года назад +330

    This movie made me want to brush my teeth.

  • @lieutenantlettuce7726
    @lieutenantlettuce7726 9 месяцев назад +5

    Actually got my grandmother to see this movie with me
    She only watched it to the end to make sure he got his karma
    Still miss her ❤

  • @TheIrishTeddyBear
    @TheIrishTeddyBear 3 года назад +19

    I love the Matt kill. The way he slashes and the blood goes to the side. Great effect in my opinion.

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 4 года назад +168

    The more James talks about Society, the more I wanna see the Kill Count for it.

    • @goobleron
      @goobleron 4 года назад +13

      Same here but that movie is demonetization manifested into a movie haha

    • @forknifecapt.2410
      @forknifecapt.2410 4 года назад +5

      This says a lot about society and yet we live in one

    • @gamergamer7508
      @gamergamer7508 4 года назад +1

      @@forknifecapt.2410 bruh 😟

  • @snakey76
    @snakey76 4 года назад +500

    Humans getting killed in horror movies: *totally fine*
    Dogs getting killed in horror movies: *literally breaks down*

    • @playere3177
      @playere3177 4 года назад +21

      Dogs getting killed in anything: *instantly* *gets* *depression*

    • @NathanNWCW
      @NathanNWCW 4 года назад +11

      Animal: exists
      Disney: kill it

    • @nachobuttmug8970
      @nachobuttmug8970 4 года назад +2

      I am like this, but with cats. Damn you Chucky.

    • @luciafromwiisports37
      @luciafromwiisports37 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @gamleskalle1
      @gamleskalle1 4 года назад

      Nope, No feelings about that.

  • @bretmcgillivary4183
    @bretmcgillivary4183 4 года назад +5

    11:17, while you see a guy from the irs, I see a phycologist in denial about a cyborg
    #terminator

  • @stephiiiless
    @stephiiiless 4 года назад +11

    Speaking of evil Dentists......
    We Need a kill count on little shop of horrors!👍

    • @user-se7dj6he3e
      @user-se7dj6he3e 10 месяцев назад

      whoa ho ho ho steve martin's character is nothing like dr. alan feinstone sure orin was a cruel treacherous sadistic malicious sociopathic nitrous oxide-addicted dentist that likes inflicting pain on his patients but at least he didn't kill any of his patients

  • @Tinkyowo
    @Tinkyowo 4 года назад +339

    "She is going right for the pool noodle"
    This sentence killed me XD

  • @anintellectual1637
    @anintellectual1637 4 года назад +2674

    Moral of the story:
    Dont cheat on your husband

    • @anintellectual1637
      @anintellectual1637 4 года назад +191

      @Playfulpanthress or dont cheat on a weak minded psycopath

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +51

      Especially if he's an insane hygiene obsessed dentist. Sane dentists are bad enough without there also being crazy ones.

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 4 года назад +12

      some Intelectual also helps that you don’t drill into a child’s skull

    • @yipee11037
      @yipee11037 4 года назад +13

      Especially if he killed your neighbors dog

    • @HM10142
      @HM10142 4 года назад +14

      And took advantage of a drugged woman.

  • @GhostRider-hy9zt
    @GhostRider-hy9zt 3 года назад +22

    Quote of the day: “I use them to listen to my political podcasts to get my daily outrage”

  • @comatoasted82
    @comatoasted82 4 года назад

    I just rewatched this one. How did I miss the reference to the Fiend. Again little things like that that make this channel so awesome .

  • @normiesreee7906
    @normiesreee7906 4 года назад +48

    Dentist: *shoots me in mouth with 12 gauge shotgun
    “You are bleeding because you don’t floss.”

  • @monarchlaciel3057
    @monarchlaciel3057 4 года назад +316

    "Do the dinosaur that eats everyone up" - is that a Killer Klown reference I see?

    • @pingu4938
      @pingu4938 4 года назад +4

      Jurassic Park

    • @graphite7898
      @graphite7898 4 года назад +5

      @@pingu4938 Killer Klown

    • @Kidnamedfinger01
      @Kidnamedfinger01 4 года назад +2

      @Ruben Basurto I can back up killer klowns cause there was a kill in the movie where one of them used shadow puppets to kill a few old folks. So beat that

    • @xemraldisaclown6750
      @xemraldisaclown6750 4 года назад

      I noticed that to

  • @leomarcotte2250
    @leomarcotte2250 3 года назад +7

    His realized that Allen is Henry Spencer. Shawn Spencer’s dad from the tv show psyche

  • @superamykerr
    @superamykerr 4 года назад

    This is the only kill count series of yours i cant watch 😂 i keep coming back to try and everytime im like nopenopenope

  • @godhimself9528
    @godhimself9528 4 года назад +323

    "for my daily dose of outrage"
    Only James can say that and sound happy as can be

    • @vobruh
      @vobruh 4 года назад +5

      I'm convinced James is the perfect example of a completely wholesome human being, well not convinced. James is tied with Joe Pera

    • @milkyv4345
      @milkyv4345 4 года назад

      WRONG I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN (LMAO)

    • @AceofSpades820
      @AceofSpades820 4 года назад

      @@vobruh are you forgetting about someone? *points at Mr. Rogers*

    • @vobruh
      @vobruh 4 года назад

      @@AceofSpades820 ah I did forget, three way tie, Mr. Rodgers is appropriate for all ages

    • @AceofSpades820
      @AceofSpades820 4 года назад

      @@vobruh yea

  • @trevisaur9763
    @trevisaur9763 4 года назад +188

    :(
    "Welcome to the Kill Count!"
    :)

  • @hectorgregorio95
    @hectorgregorio95 2 года назад +5

    Damn for 96 this movie has really good practical effects. As a dentist myself this shit looks pretty good. That drill to the tongue really fucked me up ngl

  • @jaleeldavidson5660
    @jaleeldavidson5660 4 года назад +153

    “Listen to your own music while getting drilled” Nice James. Nice

    • @oweno4478
      @oweno4478 4 года назад +4

      Jaleel Davidson shouldn’t that be Nice James. Nice 😂

    • @ATRO_1337
      @ATRO_1337 4 года назад +1

      Owen O’ Malley it could work either way seeing as how nice James is 😊

    • @eoscrypt8697
      @eoscrypt8697 4 года назад

      Jaleel Davidson came to the comments when I heard that to see if someone else caught it 🤣

    • @jaleeldavidson5660
      @jaleeldavidson5660 4 года назад +1

      Didn’t realize until days after that i had it messed up 😂

  • @broadwaygeek93
    @broadwaygeek93 4 года назад +292

    Video: close up of teeth
    Me: I don't need to see close up of people's teeth
    Also Me: in school studying to become a dental assistant

    • @NathanNWCW
      @NathanNWCW 4 года назад +4

      capo2911 good job you’ve broken the time space continuum

    • @seraphined9106
      @seraphined9106 4 года назад +1

      Me : Casually swallows bolus as I cringe watching the teeth gore

    • @CiphersWon
      @CiphersWon 4 года назад

      capo2911 lol

    • @dailymemes8593
      @dailymemes8593 4 года назад

      So this is why kids scared of the dentist! 🦷

    • @CiphersWon
      @CiphersWon 4 года назад

      MrMeh oh yeah cause every kid has watched this movie

  • @2111ah
    @2111ah 3 года назад

    Thank you for showing all the kills!

  • @brooek
    @brooek 4 года назад +5

    My yearly dentist appointment is on Halloween day :( I can’t eat candy or anything else until like 8pm. It’s awful

  • @kawhileonard9691
    @kawhileonard9691 4 года назад +515

    There has really been a horror movie made about everything hasn’t there

    • @mikeymorrison272
      @mikeymorrison272 4 года назад +42

      Has there been one about a chiropractor? If not, the killer could just be addicted to hearing cracks so he snaps people's neck.

    • @Mitchell2311
      @Mitchell2311 4 года назад +25

      There is a movie called rubber about a killer tire no joke 😂

    • @apoletestry3766
      @apoletestry3766 4 года назад +1

      hmmmm . . . . yeah.

    • @marionmarchbanks2429
      @marionmarchbanks2429 4 года назад +1

      Clipper fan no not about fortnite

    • @imdeadinside7716
      @imdeadinside7716 4 года назад +9

      Can’t wait for a horror movie made about sex dolls for some strange reason

  • @Eckull
    @Eckull 4 года назад +227

    I think it would be infinitely creepier if he did Sarah's treatment perfectly and let her go none the wiser.

    • @4amlibra
      @4amlibra Год назад +17

      I was thinking that too

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes Год назад +8

      @@4amlibrait’s always more frightening when horrible people can behave like you and me.

  • @scandalousporpoise8405
    @scandalousporpoise8405 3 года назад +7

    It’s so awesome watching you grow as a channel. I mean look at that fucking sponsor. I was here since the very first Friday the thirteenth kill count it is really amazing to see how things have changed

  • @FourthHarbinger
    @FourthHarbinger 3 года назад +3

    Respect to all the brave souls who can watch this without looking away in full screen.

    • @2111ah
      @2111ah 3 года назад +1

      I did im traumatized but my dentist is pretty chill and I get books after so idrc QwQ

  • @DankSpoony
    @DankSpoony 4 года назад +108

    3:34 I love that James actually has a personality, unlike so many other similar channels.

    • @toodlesmith8131
      @toodlesmith8131 4 года назад +7

      DankSpoony Caught me off guard and gave me a big laugh, love this channel

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 4 года назад +9

      Shame he still gets lumped together with the other ones. It may be the same premise, but the execution is much more interesting.

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 4 года назад +7

      DankSpoony
      Right! I could listen to him all day because he’s such a chipper and just good vibe having dude. You can really tell he loves horror movies and everything that comes with it such as: the actors and special effects

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 года назад +1

      @@vjapple3083 "VIBE CHECK" *disintegrates your teeth*

    • @vicedm1145
      @vicedm1145 4 года назад +1

      He makes everything fun, even the shitty movies

  • @slvmp672
    @slvmp672 4 года назад +436

    “do the dinosaur that eats everyone up” killer clowns from outer space reference

  • @livclark8154
    @livclark8154 4 года назад

    8:36 James. Don't you know that EVERY couple has a routine teeth cleaning in the opera room before anniversary dinner? It's tradition!

  • @A-Muse-U
    @A-Muse-U 4 года назад +24

    I can’t believe Shawn’s dad was a murderous dentist.
    Points to anyone who gets that reference.

    • @A-Muse-U
      @A-Muse-U 3 года назад +1

      @Eva Darling Not even close

    • @redriot8847
      @redriot8847 3 года назад +2

      I get it🤣🤣🤣

    • @2111ah
      @2111ah 3 года назад +2

      LOL I GET IT!

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, I get the reference. My mom loves that show.

    • @LilTrunksFr
      @LilTrunksFr Год назад

      HAH! I get it lmao 🤣

  • @kurousagi8155
    @kurousagi8155 4 года назад +321

    Listen to your own music while getting “drilled”. *wink*
    Oh James. We haven’t even gotten to the kill count yet.

    • @username172
      @username172 4 года назад +3

      Im glad i wasnt the only one who caught that, i was about to feel ashamed for having such a dirty mind

  • @jacesman2927
    @jacesman2927 4 года назад +299

    “I know what you did last summer” kill count?

    • @danielarroyo814
      @danielarroyo814 4 года назад +14

      Send him an email for movie requests, don't leave them in the comments

    • @kaceygella8008
      @kaceygella8008 4 года назад

      @@danielarroyo814 what is his email?

    • @danielarroyo814
      @danielarroyo814 4 года назад +1

      @@kaceygella8008 he pinned a comment saying his email

    • @kaceygella8008
      @kaceygella8008 4 года назад

      @@danielarroyo814 oh thanks!!🙂😁

    • @jacesman2927
      @jacesman2927 4 года назад +1

      Twinkle Doubt Will do, thanks

  • @Darling_Art99
    @Darling_Art99 10 месяцев назад +1

    I was traumatized going to the dentist as a kid and hate going but yet I never miss a video of James. 😅😂lol

  • @adianer6445
    @adianer6445 4 года назад +5

    How to know if James got a sponsor before he tells you. There are no ads. Im so happy when i see he has sponsor hecause he probably gets paid more and im all for such a good hearted person to get paid as much as possible

  • @Helixxs
    @Helixxs 4 года назад +117

    When I hear the words uncensored and dentist gore in the same sentence I start internaly screaming

    • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
      @bodenlosedosenhose1590 4 года назад

      I was a bit underwhelmed. Expected way more gore. This was pretty tame.

    • @firstnamelastname7124
      @firstnamelastname7124 4 года назад

      At least it wasn't teeth clipping right I just started this if you haven't seen the teeth clipping dont save yourself

    • @scaralovebot
      @scaralovebot 4 года назад

      Literally same-

    • @lynn8349
      @lynn8349 4 года назад

      @Juan Cortez Muro stop spamming you're annoying

    • @Helixxs
      @Helixxs 4 года назад

      @@firstnamelastname7124 I have and I haven't slept since

  • @xlag9964
    @xlag9964 4 года назад +217

    Dentist: come over here
    Candyman: hell no I am out

    • @SpikyAHOfficial
      @SpikyAHOfficial 4 года назад +8

      Candyman: Ight Imma head out

    • @obvixus1930
      @obvixus1930 4 года назад

      Ultra Gamer YT that’s what my dad said ☠️

    • @SpikyAHOfficial
      @SpikyAHOfficial 4 года назад

      @@obvixus1930 same lol

    • @jakegraham3758
      @jakegraham3758 4 года назад

      Some things even tony Todd won’t deal with

    • @lilmoneyrow9993
      @lilmoneyrow9993 4 года назад +2

      Candyman:*yeets himself out of window again*

  • @jacobshankles3592
    @jacobshankles3592 Год назад +1

    Dude, how did James not think of a Hulk Smash joke when Mark punched the dentist? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @calebcarmichael2257
    @calebcarmichael2257 3 года назад +8

    That outfit James is wearing is bleeping awesome. That’s all I have to say about this video. ☺️

  • @BenBorisenko
    @BenBorisenko 4 года назад +158

    Me: Goes to dentists office
    Dentist: Takes hammer and disintegrates my teeth
    Me: WTF?!
    Dentist: You have to s i t s t i l l

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 4 года назад +165

    This Kill Count rules just for the Bleeding Gums Murphy reference.

    • @JohnSmith-hc6wm
      @JohnSmith-hc6wm 4 года назад

      Todd Crabtree and the Killer Klowns one too

  • @itsclemtime2357
    @itsclemtime2357 3 года назад +1

    Omg. This is the first video I’ve watched while BOTH of my airpods are actually working! Yay!!

  • @trinatube8771
    @trinatube8771 4 года назад +2

    I literally just came home from getting a cavity filled and this was recommend to me XD thanks RUclips.

  • @user-dn8jn5uh5x
    @user-dn8jn5uh5x 4 года назад +213

    When I tell my friends about James A. Janisse, they always ask who’s James A. Janisse, never how’s James A. Janisse.

    • @crashvds777
      @crashvds777 4 года назад +9

      I’ll do you one better, why is James A. Janisse?

    • @JohnSmith-hc6wm
      @JohnSmith-hc6wm 4 года назад +1

      Idiots. They are not aware of this incredible channel

    • @annwhite3378
      @annwhite3378 4 года назад +5

      @@crashvds777 ill do you 3 better when is james A Janisse

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 4 года назад +4

      @@annwhite3378 I'll do you 4 better: Where is James A. Janisse?

    • @TheNunakun
      @TheNunakun 4 года назад +3

      I'll do five better: shall one James A. Janisse?

  • @ThomasLJonesJr
    @ThomasLJonesJr 4 года назад +470

    The business card reads “Bruce Banner.” I see what you did there.

    • @TheMandalorianGhostYT
      @TheMandalorianGhostYT 4 года назад +16

      I can only imagine if he hulks out during a drilling.

    • @Kurgton
      @Kurgton 4 года назад +13

      @@TheMandalorianGhostYT he certainly does during a certain type of drilling😏

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 3 года назад +6

      @@Kurgton no wonder he and widow was flirting in age of Ultron

    • @snack_bar2474
      @snack_bar2474 3 года назад +2

      fantastic editing

  • @elijahmatta8796
    @elijahmatta8796 3 года назад +1

    Larry:kills the dog. John wick:so you have chosen death

  • @LittleMissGrosser
    @LittleMissGrosser 4 года назад +1

    James kills me with his sarcasm!

  • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
    @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 4 года назад +494

    There is something utterly terrifying about a horror movie Nasser on dentists because we all have most likely gotten a tooth pulled or experienced some type of pain from a dentist.

    • @robertbrowniejunior902
      @robertbrowniejunior902 4 года назад +7

      I have also once killed A man with my shoe

    • @curtiswilson420
      @curtiswilson420 3 года назад +2

      I actually did get three baby teeth removed because they were blocking my adult teeth that started growing in(it was supposed to be 4 but I yanked one out)

    • @overrated2875
      @overrated2875 3 года назад +1

      true

    • @overrated2875
      @overrated2875 3 года назад +1

      @@curtiswilson420 me to I had two

    • @sirsnausages2164
      @sirsnausages2164 3 года назад +1

      @@robertbrowniejunior902 no you haven't, dude, stop lying

  • @ringss_
    @ringss_ 4 года назад +117

    Why did he wink while saying "Getting drilled?"
    WHY DID HE WINK WHILE SAYING "GETTING DRILLED??????"

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 4 года назад +7

      Ring Eyes You’re too young...

    • @hshdhhdhbxbd
      @hshdhhdhbxbd 4 года назад +7

      xXJaxon_PlayzXx you’re*

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 4 года назад +1

      chlorine oh yeah. Sry

    • @ringss_
      @ringss_ 4 года назад +8

      @@jswid2251 I'm not too young, but this is generally an innuendo-free channel.

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 4 года назад +1

      Ring Eyes It’s a joke 😂

  • @bobsempletank5362
    @bobsempletank5362 4 года назад

    "But it's not bacon, it's a gunshot, and that dog is dead" we just 180d so hard we've warped dimensions

  • @Filmreel1094
    @Filmreel1094 Год назад +1

    What a nice video to get recommended to me the day before I get braces!