The Dentist (1996) KILL COUNT

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +1943

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    • @themysteriomannorskgaming6286
      @themysteriomannorskgaming6286 5 лет назад +3

      Hello

    • @MahidulAlif
      @MahidulAlif 5 лет назад +7

      Please make video on resident evil all series

    • @imrezll9071
      @imrezll9071 5 лет назад +10

      Dead Meat James please do the wrong turn movie series

    • @Isa-oc3xc
      @Isa-oc3xc 5 лет назад +14

      Hey James can you do a kill count on *The Banana Splits Movie* it’s on blu-Ray and digital so you can go buy it

    • @Pc_coconut
      @Pc_coconut 5 лет назад +3

      Hi. It’s me with the new movie. If your interested in the movie please respond in my vacation vidro

  • @demon4256
    @demon4256 4 года назад +2457

    I love how it makes me more uncomfortable seeing any kind of damage done to mouth or teeth rather than arms or legs being pulled off

    • @ss-on3ll
      @ss-on3ll 4 года назад +116

      Exactly omg anything to do with mouth violation is disgusting to me

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 3 года назад +131

      That is probably, because a ripped off arm or leg is more surreal, as arms and legs are more sturdy than that.
      Yet it is more likely to lose a tooth if you fall bad or get hit hard ... and because this is "easier" it is more scary than a ripped of limp ...
      Besides, we do have pretty cool limb prosthetic that are completely cybernetic and look great (and work great) ... I'm not so sure on that when it comes to teeth though ...

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 3 года назад +47

      Probably cause you can imagine how tooth stuff feels more than anything else

    • @n0tzyx
      @n0tzyx 3 года назад +13

      Exactly, i can watch movies like halloween and friday the 13th without cringing, yet i cant watch this

  • @kyo4510
    @kyo4510 5 лет назад +9887

    “The dentist” after “Candyman”
    Coincidence? I think not.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 лет назад +149

      He announced that

    • @jfour2zero
      @jfour2zero 5 лет назад +54

      kyo_ koko05 it wasn’t at all lol.

    • @franshady2669
      @franshady2669 5 лет назад +48

      Ahhh a man of culture as well

    • @tylerjohnson8046
      @tylerjohnson8046 5 лет назад +65

      He literally said it was not a coincidence

    • @paranormalpest9692
      @paranormalpest9692 5 лет назад +45

      *Did you even watch the very end of the last Candy Man video?*

  • @triggeredtrey
    @triggeredtrey 5 лет назад +3057

    *"listen to your music while getting drilled"*
    Woah okay

  • @Deahtnote95
    @Deahtnote95 3 года назад +315

    The injection of air in the circulatory system causes no aneurysm (bulging of a a blood vessel wall), but an air embolism (occlusion of a bloodvessel through gas bubbles). So she died most likely from a massive stroke (e.g an occlussion of the Basilar artery).
    Love your videos :)

    • @yunglink992
      @yunglink992 3 года назад +10

      True, but an aneurysm's end result is also a massive stroke, just a hemorrhagic one instead of ischemic, or whatever the one from air touching the brain is called.

  • @tyrannapusandfriends6254
    @tyrannapusandfriends6254 5 лет назад +4261

    “...Gross Movie...”
    *Me eating dinner*
    “Oh no.”

    • @iBlueMC
      @iBlueMC 5 лет назад +14

      I don't get it. I have 1 iq please help me

    • @ex0_trix
      @ex0_trix 5 лет назад +15

      Instant reaction:🤮:

    • @janegohtintin
      @janegohtintin 5 лет назад +33

      @@iBlueMC Oh, thats too bad. Only 0 iq people can understand this joke.

    • @iBlueMC
      @iBlueMC 5 лет назад +11

      @@janegohtintin That means that i need to lose my last Brain cell so i can understand the joke then :D

    • @notBrocker
      @notBrocker 5 лет назад +5

      MCBlueCraft Yep :

  • @dangiesquad6624
    @dangiesquad6624 5 лет назад +455

    James: uploads on a Wednesday, a Sunday, and a Friday
    Me: *WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT*

  • @crispybacongames4782
    @crispybacongames4782 5 лет назад +596

    Actually Ken Foree was actually last seen in Leather: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +169

      Good call! Whoops

    • @crispybacongames4782
      @crispybacongames4782 5 лет назад +48

      @@DeadMeat Its ok just thought you'd want to know

    • @havikiscute3411
      @havikiscute3411 5 лет назад +7

      CrispyBacon Games I like how your not even freaking out that he pinned you I’d be freaking out

    • @minemaster1337
      @minemaster1337 5 лет назад +2

      CrispyBacon Games that’s what I said!

    • @crispybacongames4782
      @crispybacongames4782 5 лет назад +3

      @@havikiscute3411 wait is my comment the pinned comment

  • @bboof2624
    @bboof2624 4 года назад +420

    I love dead meat so fricking much that when I re-watch the actual movies it’s genuinely jarring to not see the kill graphics on the screen when someone dies

    • @VenusAxe
      @VenusAxe Год назад +9

      Honestly, for me it's extremely similar except I genuinely miss hearing James narrate, critique or explain something of the movie. His jokes are the best!

    • @froggman66
      @froggman66 26 дней назад

      Same lol, it’s so offputting, especially when I don’t hear the sound I associate with the kill graphic

  • @gothiczombie9307
    @gothiczombie9307 5 лет назад +2836

    When a person dies in a horror movie: ooh that was gory
    When a dog dies: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

    • @wandamaximilf3324
      @wandamaximilf3324 4 года назад +105

      It's just unfair most of the time people deserve it but doggos don't

    • @hero_3088
      @hero_3088 4 года назад +56

      When a dog dies in minecraft: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @marvinsilva9414
      @marvinsilva9414 4 года назад +7

      Yep

    • @misterguy1470
      @misterguy1470 4 года назад +21

      People are so stupid in these movies that no one cares

    • @themeparkchasers6181
      @themeparkchasers6181 4 года назад +30

      Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: “First time?”

  • @riovevo
    @riovevo 5 лет назад +2449

    horror movies I've never heard of?
    oh yeah, it's time to deeply analyse this kill count

    • @jet2550
      @jet2550 5 лет назад +9

      Nice, just got the notification now

    • @cookie_monster6750
      @cookie_monster6750 5 лет назад +5

      Ayy you first comment good job

    • @zeni8560
      @zeni8560 5 лет назад +14

      How the fuck did you post this 18 hours ago but This video just came out 4 minutes ago????

    • @istalku
      @istalku 5 лет назад

      @@zeni8560 ikr!!!

    • @muadzm9496
      @muadzm9496 5 лет назад +2

      @@istalku patreon

  • @paigebutler6405
    @paigebutler6405 5 лет назад +1905

    Me: eating
    James: it’s a gross one
    Me: ...eating

    • @Riomy13
      @Riomy13 5 лет назад +28

      I feel you xD For me it was like:
      James: "In fact, this is a remarkably gross movie."
      Me, currently eating dinner: "... oh boy"

    • @waeltrrrr
      @waeltrrrr 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @masonreeder6721
      @masonreeder6721 5 лет назад +5

      I'm eating cereal

    • @redrum3295
      @redrum3295 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @somewhataddicted7685
      @somewhataddicted7685 5 лет назад +3

      Same

  • @pennycrook-jones6428
    @pennycrook-jones6428 4 года назад +1204

    Does James not get nightmares? He’s watched so many horror movies and talks about them *happily*

    • @alex-mx7xx
      @alex-mx7xx 3 года назад +16

      TRUEE

    • @Projectarchan
      @Projectarchan 3 года назад +104

      He's probably desensitized to them at this point.

    • @prestonthebeston1735
      @prestonthebeston1735 3 года назад +79

      he's immortal and feeds off our fear

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 3 года назад +42

      I think you misunderstand; He *IS* the nightmare itself.

    • @anarchistchicken437
      @anarchistchicken437 3 года назад +29

      He mainly covers slashers, they’re just deaths and not really horror or anything that sticks with you, and once you’re desensitized to just regular old Friday the 13th stabbings you start watching them for plot rather then to be scared

  • @Ghostcandycorn
    @Ghostcandycorn 5 лет назад +512

    “So you can listen to your own music while getting drilled” Sir Mr James excuse me? 😂

    • @Terminator19708
      @Terminator19708 5 лет назад +2

      Autosplosive Jay it true, when I got my wisdom teeth pulled it, the doctor allowed me to listen my music through my ear phones

    • @OldschoolHIT360
      @OldschoolHIT360 5 лет назад +1

      Brandon Ramtahal r/whoosh

    • @duckyjoel5373
      @duckyjoel5373 5 лет назад +1

      @@OldschoolHIT360 I hate it when people say "r/woosh" during moments its not needed, like dude, he just said that his dentist let's him listen to his music

    • @TKtheBardess
      @TKtheBardess 5 лет назад

      seems legit.

    • @aidenniemczura7743
      @aidenniemczura7743 Месяц назад

      I mean shit, if you don't like the sounds being made during the process...
      I also listen to music while i'm being drilled with my own raycons.

  • @kaaiitlin
    @kaaiitlin 5 лет назад +795

    can’t believe there were no “it’s because you don’t floss” jokes anywhere in this video

    • @フリッピー-z2f
      @フリッピー-z2f 5 лет назад +4

      Débora Soares bruh that was only 23 years ago not the Stone Age

    • @burgerbitchenterprises8338
      @burgerbitchenterprises8338 5 лет назад +3

      @@tentadebs She's not talking about that stupid dance.

    • @kaitlnwhite6809
      @kaitlnwhite6809 5 лет назад

      Dude we have the same name and we spell it the same way! Great to see another Kaitlin running around out there.

    • @tokyo4556
      @tokyo4556 5 лет назад

      kaaiitlin 1:13

    • @burgerbitchenterprises8338
      @burgerbitchenterprises8338 5 лет назад

      @@tentadebs Were you talking about Fortnite, or oral hygiene?

  • @SnakeDST
    @SnakeDST 5 лет назад +692

    “Earbuds while you’re getting *Drilled* ...”

  • @Jonathan_McConnell
    @Jonathan_McConnell 3 года назад +92

    My dad only found this out in the last few years, but his childhood dentist was actually medically insane.

    • @robertbrown2580
      @robertbrown2580 3 года назад

      Do you mean mentally insane?

    • @mattguest6229
      @mattguest6229 3 года назад +12

      @@robertbrown2580 medically means he was medically diagnosed as insane by a doctor.

    • @AlexHarrison-zv4jj
      @AlexHarrison-zv4jj 4 месяца назад

      Yikes!

  • @jaydenlastname3258
    @jaydenlastname3258 5 лет назад +792

    Dog: Exists
    Horror Movies: I'm About To End This Pup's Whole Career

    • @sarahcottle8513
      @sarahcottle8513 5 лет назад +5

      It’s every day bro with the Disney channel flow, 5 mill IN RUclips..in six MONTHS NEVER DONE BEFORE. passed all the competition man PewDiePie is next and I’m popping all these checks, got that brand new Rolex
      You thought.

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 5 лет назад +18

      This isn’t funny...

    • @forsynth
      @forsynth 5 лет назад +4

      true

    • @georgeknox9042
      @georgeknox9042 5 лет назад +3

      @@jswid2251 hell yeah it is

    • @bupcereal8384
      @bupcereal8384 5 лет назад +13

      Even as a cat person, I still feel the pain.

  • @TFG1987SFM
    @TFG1987SFM 5 лет назад +2094

    James: making a violent kill count version seriously messed up my channel.
    me: * expecting only non-violent version *
    James: so i'm just gonna go all out and show all the kills
    me: * happi noise *

    • @TheDivello
      @TheDivello 5 лет назад +13

      thefnafgamer1987_ SFM I was searching for this😂

    • @RTR-sj2mu
      @RTR-sj2mu 3 года назад +9

      "Happi noises" that's so wholesome. :)

    • @mocha8323
      @mocha8323 Год назад +3

      *”Happi noise” it’s now in my vocabulary*

  • @lucaulyett6620
    @lucaulyett6620 5 лет назад +839

    “ you can listen to your own music while getting ‘drilled’ “
    Hmm

  • @ronandepaepe7482
    @ronandepaepe7482 4 года назад +200

    James: talks about movie that has lots of gore
    RUclips: watch out or we'll you'll get demonitized
    James: but today I have a sponser
    RUclips: oh then ur ok

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 года назад +5

      Sponsors are because since this video doesn't have adds he gets paid

    • @ronandepaepe7482
      @ronandepaepe7482 3 года назад

      @@I_Like_Ike53 well that and what I said

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 года назад

      @@ronandepaepe7482 well yes

    • @ronandepaepe7482
      @ronandepaepe7482 3 года назад

      @@I_Like_Ike53 so we're both right

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 года назад +1

      @@ronandepaepe7482 surprisingly wholesome

  • @kylelyle4976
    @kylelyle4976 5 лет назад +148

    The wink when he said “while getting drilled” 😂😂🙏🙏☀️

  • @guaperryz596
    @guaperryz596 5 лет назад +478

    dentist: *stabs gums*
    Nurse: why did u do that?!
    Dentist: *hmmm* its his fault
    The kid: what the fu-

    • @jazz_hands6579
      @jazz_hands6579 5 лет назад +28

      The worst part is that actual dentists to that shit too

    • @bleue5218
      @bleue5218 5 лет назад +18

      He should've flossed more

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 4 года назад

      @@bleue5218lol 😆

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 4 года назад +1

      @@jazz_hands6579 ikr

    • @potato2399
      @potato2399 4 года назад

      Kid bad boy

  • @repulore13
    @repulore13 5 лет назад +390

    This is the first time I’ve had to close my eyes at a kill count. Congrats “The Dentist”

    • @goodmythicalpainus8946
      @goodmythicalpainus8946 5 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @divinemalice1
      @divinemalice1 2 года назад +2

      same and i kinda shake a bit too.

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 года назад +3

      For me it was the Would You Rather episode. Somehow people getting stabbed in the thigh and slicing their eyes open makes me uncomfortable. I wonder why.

  • @hannahbanana7723
    @hannahbanana7723 Год назад +24

    I had a dentist assistant working on me and she managed to rest the drill against my bottom lip and due to the rotation, splattered blood everywhere. Took a good 30 minutes to stop bleeding. Another time, she chipped a tooth forcing a bracket onto it. This movie hits way too hard. I can't imagine dealing with another incompetent dentist.
    BTW
    I stopped going entirely to this dentist office because they kept trying to give me the same assistant. I have a feeling they were attempting to stretch out the entire process.

  • @godhimself9528
    @godhimself9528 5 лет назад +324

    "for my daily dose of outrage"
    Only James can say that and sound happy as can be

    • @vobruh
      @vobruh 5 лет назад +5

      I'm convinced James is the perfect example of a completely wholesome human being, well not convinced. James is tied with Joe Pera

    • @milkyv4345
      @milkyv4345 5 лет назад

      WRONG I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN (LMAO)

    • @AceofSpades820
      @AceofSpades820 5 лет назад

      @@vobruh are you forgetting about someone? *points at Mr. Rogers*

    • @vobruh
      @vobruh 5 лет назад

      @@AceofSpades820 ah I did forget, three way tie, Mr. Rodgers is appropriate for all ages

    • @AceofSpades820
      @AceofSpades820 5 лет назад

      @@vobruh yea

  • @yf21_septic50
    @yf21_septic50 5 лет назад +1335

    Shoots dog
    Everyone:
    *mad sounds*

  • @tristanrylan
    @tristanrylan 5 лет назад +1071

    Me before the video: *"I can handle some gore"*
    Me during the video: *"no no no oh god no"*

    • @eterniton7273
      @eterniton7273 5 лет назад +40

      I haven't even watched this and I am preparing to look away so I won't gag.

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 лет назад +29

      I'm fine with a lot of gore but this, this was TOO FAR.

    • @aidenanderson7696
      @aidenanderson7696 5 лет назад +5

      The goriest movie is probably Rambo The Last Blood. Its not a horror film tough

    • @misscaution704
      @misscaution704 5 лет назад +2

      Tristanrylan same here

    • @Prodstynky
      @Prodstynky 5 лет назад +7

      I've seen some s**t
      But this this is to much

  • @unluckyseabird2888
    @unluckyseabird2888 4 года назад +163

    It's really weird growing up with the show "Psych" and then watching Corben in this movie is really strange 😂

    • @bigsteve8921
      @bigsteve8921 3 года назад +7

      Dude i watched this when I was 7. My dads from cleveland so we would watch major league all the time lol

    • @ethansmall6789
      @ethansmall6789 3 года назад +12

      I agree 100% Psych used to be my favorite tv show lol

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 3 года назад +3

      My mom would say the same thing since she loves that show.

    • @chefesquire4893
      @chefesquire4893 2 года назад +3

      Psych is my absolute favorite show, Corben is amazing in this movie and show

    • @gretchiemations9240
      @gretchiemations9240 2 года назад +1

      That’s what I thought! It made me think of psych

  • @DankSpoony
    @DankSpoony 5 лет назад +109

    3:34 I love that James actually has a personality, unlike so many other similar channels.

    • @toodlesmith8131
      @toodlesmith8131 5 лет назад +7

      DankSpoony Caught me off guard and gave me a big laugh, love this channel

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 лет назад +9

      Shame he still gets lumped together with the other ones. It may be the same premise, but the execution is much more interesting.

    • @vjapple3083
      @vjapple3083 5 лет назад +7

      DankSpoony
      Right! I could listen to him all day because he’s such a chipper and just good vibe having dude. You can really tell he loves horror movies and everything that comes with it such as: the actors and special effects

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 лет назад +1

      @@vjapple3083 "VIBE CHECK" *disintegrates your teeth*

    • @vicedm1145
      @vicedm1145 5 лет назад +1

      He makes everything fun, even the shitty movies

  • @monarchlaciel3057
    @monarchlaciel3057 5 лет назад +318

    "Do the dinosaur that eats everyone up" - is that a Killer Klown reference I see?

    • @pingu4938
      @pingu4938 5 лет назад +4

      Jurassic Park

    • @graphite7898
      @graphite7898 5 лет назад +5

      @@pingu4938 Killer Klown

    • @Kidnamedfinger01
      @Kidnamedfinger01 5 лет назад +2

      @Ruben Basurto I can back up killer klowns cause there was a kill in the movie where one of them used shadow puppets to kill a few old folks. So beat that

    • @xemraldisaclown6750
      @xemraldisaclown6750 5 лет назад

      I noticed that to

  • @asimpletaco4665
    @asimpletaco4665 5 лет назад +566

    And now i don’t trust my dentist anymore.

    • @WingoEthan
      @WingoEthan 5 лет назад +7

      You trusted those demons before?

    • @Tibainium
      @Tibainium 5 лет назад +1

      Thats why I never go to the dentist alone

    • @mothmanthe9th601
      @mothmanthe9th601 5 лет назад +3

      Never trust the dentist they are all crooks

    • @SurgeSurgeSurge
      @SurgeSurgeSurge 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @dylanjames1878
      @dylanjames1878 5 лет назад +1

      I’ve never been able to trust my dentist, he’s a GINGER...

  • @oxiiacid
    @oxiiacid 3 года назад +13

    0:45 "So you can listen to your own music while getting drilled"
    I saw that wink, James ;)

  • @brodybirdwell822
    @brodybirdwell822 5 лет назад +414

    Thought James was dressed up like a catholic priest for a hot sec.

    • @Someguyy867
      @Someguyy867 5 лет назад

      Brody Birdwell I know there’s a good catholic joke somewhere.
      But my profile picture is a band all about that...

    • @toodlesmith8131
      @toodlesmith8131 5 лет назад

      Saw that bit of white and honestly thought he was wearing a bolo tie for a second, now I’m pretty sure he could rock one

    • @bobthetomato7005
      @bobthetomato7005 5 лет назад

      Same I’m not gonna lie

    • @phantombread3170
      @phantombread3170 5 лет назад

      Lego friends is gay

    • @bobthetomato7005
      @bobthetomato7005 5 лет назад

      @@phantombread3170 not wrong

  • @GDRunny
    @GDRunny 5 лет назад +910

    Dog: exists
    Horror movies: "your free trail of living has ended"

    • @tapatioman8411
      @tapatioman8411 5 лет назад +28

      Jojo must also hate dogs

    • @xkaiiii_
      @xkaiiii_ 5 лет назад +4

      Trial*

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny 5 лет назад +2

      @@tapatioman8411 anything jojo does has meaning or is a assertion of clear dominance

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 5 лет назад +1

      @@xkaiiii_ you had to be a scumbag and ruin the joke

    • @UnrealAxel27
      @UnrealAxel27 5 лет назад +5

      @@tapatioman8411 Dio**** JoJo loved his dog

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 5 лет назад +168

    The more James talks about Society, the more I wanna see the Kill Count for it.

    • @goobleron
      @goobleron 5 лет назад +13

      Same here but that movie is demonetization manifested into a movie haha

    • @forknifecapt.2410
      @forknifecapt.2410 5 лет назад +5

      This says a lot about society and yet we live in one

    • @gamergamer7508
      @gamergamer7508 5 лет назад +1

      @@forknifecapt.2410 bruh 😟

  • @johntuff2140
    @johntuff2140 4 года назад +42

    OMFG I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS AS A KID ON HBO!! I’ll never forget the moment when I realized it was a horror. Great movie.

  • @AlexFyrehartDGAFCave
    @AlexFyrehartDGAFCave 5 лет назад +984

    "You'll be a Dentist! You have a talent for causing things PAIN"

    • @gamelordkiller3344
      @gamelordkiller3344 4 года назад +43

      And people will pay you to be inhumane

    • @georgesmith4307
      @georgesmith4307 4 года назад +37

      @@gamelordkiller3344 🎶 "Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood..."🎶

    • @gamelordkiller3344
      @gamelordkiller3344 4 года назад +34

      @@georgesmith4307 and teaching would suit you still less

    • @kattheghost3836
      @kattheghost3836 4 года назад +25

      @@gamelordkiller3344
      SON BE A DENTISSST!
      YOU'LL BE A SUCCESS!

    • @gamelordkiller3344
      @gamelordkiller3344 4 года назад +22

      @@kattheghost3836 Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque
      Watch him suck up that gas, oh my God
      He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
      Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?
      Oh, that hurts, wait, I'm not numb
      Ehh, shut up, open wide, here I come

  • @jaleeldavidson5660
    @jaleeldavidson5660 5 лет назад +155

    “Listen to your own music while getting drilled” Nice James. Nice

    • @oweno4478
      @oweno4478 5 лет назад +4

      Jaleel Davidson shouldn’t that be Nice James. Nice 😂

    • @ATRO_1337
      @ATRO_1337 5 лет назад +1

      Owen O’ Malley it could work either way seeing as how nice James is 😊

    • @eoscrypt8697
      @eoscrypt8697 5 лет назад

      Jaleel Davidson came to the comments when I heard that to see if someone else caught it 🤣

    • @jaleeldavidson5660
      @jaleeldavidson5660 5 лет назад +1

      Didn’t realize until days after that i had it messed up 😂

  • @anintellectual1637
    @anintellectual1637 5 лет назад +2678

    Moral of the story:
    Dont cheat on your husband

    • @anintellectual1637
      @anintellectual1637 4 года назад +191

      @Playfulpanthress or dont cheat on a weak minded psycopath

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +53

      Especially if he's an insane hygiene obsessed dentist. Sane dentists are bad enough without there also being crazy ones.

    • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
      @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 4 года назад +12

      some Intelectual also helps that you don’t drill into a child’s skull

    • @yipee11037
      @yipee11037 4 года назад +13

      Especially if he killed your neighbors dog

    • @JARIA0-0
      @JARIA0-0 4 года назад +16

      And took advantage of a drugged woman.

  • @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329
    @bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329 4 года назад +17

    Really happy the braces girl (Sarah?) lived. Haven’t watched it, but she seems like a super innocent and sweet (pun bleh) character. Plus, knowing the pain then immediate relief of having your braces removed; having that be followed by everything she saw is super shitty and is awful to see for that sort of character to me.

  • @slvmp672
    @slvmp672 5 лет назад +438

    “do the dinosaur that eats everyone up” killer clowns from outer space reference

  • @sero3539
    @sero3539 5 лет назад +333

    This movie made me want to brush my teeth.

  • @Eckull
    @Eckull 4 года назад +230

    I think it would be infinitely creepier if he did Sarah's treatment perfectly and let her go none the wiser.

    • @4amlibra
      @4amlibra 2 года назад +17

      I was thinking that too

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes Год назад +8

      @@4amlibrait’s always more frightening when horrible people can behave like you and me.

  • @envymordecai4429
    @envymordecai4429 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bless you James for cutting the sound, that 2 second clip almost made me whip my headphones across the room 😂

  • @jacesman2927
    @jacesman2927 5 лет назад +301

    “I know what you did last summer” kill count?

    • @danielarroyo814
      @danielarroyo814 5 лет назад +14

      Send him an email for movie requests, don't leave them in the comments

    • @kaceygella8008
      @kaceygella8008 5 лет назад

      @@danielarroyo814 what is his email?

    • @danielarroyo814
      @danielarroyo814 5 лет назад +1

      @@kaceygella8008 he pinned a comment saying his email

    • @kaceygella8008
      @kaceygella8008 5 лет назад

      @@danielarroyo814 oh thanks!!🙂😁

    • @jacesman2927
      @jacesman2927 5 лет назад +1

      Twinkle Doubt Will do, thanks

  • @jonfarmer1002
    @jonfarmer1002 5 лет назад +141

    "In fact, this is a remarkably gross movie."
    Aw, dammit.
    "So it's a good thing I have a sponsor"
    AW YEAH

  • @Tinkyowo
    @Tinkyowo 5 лет назад +341

    "She is going right for the pool noodle"
    This sentence killed me XD

  • @eliechavarria7703
    @eliechavarria7703 4 года назад +4

    I love how you have things on your top shelf to the left that are related to the kill count that you do.

  • @kawhileonard9691
    @kawhileonard9691 5 лет назад +516

    There has really been a horror movie made about everything hasn’t there

    • @mikeymorrison272
      @mikeymorrison272 5 лет назад +42

      Has there been one about a chiropractor? If not, the killer could just be addicted to hearing cracks so he snaps people's neck.

    • @Mitchell2311
      @Mitchell2311 5 лет назад +25

      There is a movie called rubber about a killer tire no joke 😂

    • @apoletestry3766
      @apoletestry3766 5 лет назад +1

      hmmmm . . . . yeah.

    • @marionmarchbanks2429
      @marionmarchbanks2429 5 лет назад +1

      Clipper fan no not about fortnite

    • @imdeadinside7716
      @imdeadinside7716 5 лет назад +9

      Can’t wait for a horror movie made about sex dolls for some strange reason

  • @kurousagi8155
    @kurousagi8155 5 лет назад +320

    Listen to your own music while getting “drilled”. *wink*
    Oh James. We haven’t even gotten to the kill count yet.

  • @trevisaur9763
    @trevisaur9763 5 лет назад +190

    :(
    "Welcome to the Kill Count!"
    :)

  • @insom9iac169
    @insom9iac169 4 года назад +32

    Now this is real horror we all can relate with.

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 5 лет назад +166

    This Kill Count rules just for the Bleeding Gums Murphy reference.

    • @JohnSmith-hc6wm
      @JohnSmith-hc6wm 5 лет назад

      Todd Crabtree and the Killer Klowns one too

  • @ThomasLJonesJr
    @ThomasLJonesJr 5 лет назад +471

    The business card reads “Bruce Banner.” I see what you did there.

    • @TheMandalorianGhostYT
      @TheMandalorianGhostYT 4 года назад +16

      I can only imagine if he hulks out during a drilling.

    • @Kurgton
      @Kurgton 4 года назад +13

      @@TheMandalorianGhostYT he certainly does during a certain type of drilling😏

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 4 года назад +6

      @@Kurgton no wonder he and widow was flirting in age of Ultron

    • @snack_bar2474
      @snack_bar2474 4 года назад +2

      fantastic editing

  • @xlag9964
    @xlag9964 5 лет назад +217

    Dentist: come over here
    Candyman: hell no I am out

  • @TheIrishTeddyBear
    @TheIrishTeddyBear 4 года назад +19

    I love the Matt kill. The way he slashes and the blood goes to the side. Great effect in my opinion.

  • @normiesreee7906
    @normiesreee7906 5 лет назад +51

    Dentist: *shoots me in mouth with 12 gauge shotgun
    “You are bleeding because you don’t floss.”

  • @Helixxs
    @Helixxs 5 лет назад +119

    When I hear the words uncensored and dentist gore in the same sentence I start internaly screaming

    • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
      @bodenlosedosenhose1590 5 лет назад

      I was a bit underwhelmed. Expected way more gore. This was pretty tame.

    • @firstnamelastname7124
      @firstnamelastname7124 5 лет назад

      At least it wasn't teeth clipping right I just started this if you haven't seen the teeth clipping dont save yourself

    • @scaralovebot
      @scaralovebot 5 лет назад

      Literally same-

    • @lynn8349
      @lynn8349 5 лет назад

      @Juan Cortez Muro stop spamming you're annoying

    • @Helixxs
      @Helixxs 5 лет назад

      @@firstnamelastname7124 I have and I haven't slept since

  • @broadwaygeek93
    @broadwaygeek93 5 лет назад +294

    Video: close up of teeth
    Me: I don't need to see close up of people's teeth
    Also Me: in school studying to become a dental assistant

    • @NathanNWCW
      @NathanNWCW 5 лет назад +4

      capo2911 good job you’ve broken the time space continuum

    • @seraphined9106
      @seraphined9106 5 лет назад +1

      Me : Casually swallows bolus as I cringe watching the teeth gore

    • @CiphersWon
      @CiphersWon 5 лет назад

      capo2911 lol

    • @dailymemes8593
      @dailymemes8593 5 лет назад

      So this is why kids scared of the dentist! 🦷

    • @CiphersWon
      @CiphersWon 5 лет назад

      MrMeh oh yeah cause every kid has watched this movie

  • @Simply0ffbeat
    @Simply0ffbeat 4 года назад +5

    I remember watching this as a kid. And I couldn’t handle any horror movie before then. I’m so happy this finally gets a kill count.

  • @cyndapika
    @cyndapika 5 лет назад +201

    Oh damn she’s going straight for the pool noodle😂😂😂😂

  • @marksism4292
    @marksism4292 5 лет назад +63

    I've watched Psych several times and have seen the intro credits at least 100 times and I barely realized his name is Corbin Bernsen and not Corbin Bensen

  • @razzlebackdraft2870
    @razzlebackdraft2870 5 лет назад +228

    someone gets strangled to death:
    James: >:(
    Someone gets strangled to death by some pantyhose:
    James: >:)

  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 Месяц назад +1

    The dentist blaming the kid for his gums getting stabbed is actually so accurate to real dentists

  • @デラジャスティン
    @デラジャスティン 5 лет назад +214

    When I tell my friends about James A. Janisse, they always ask who’s James A. Janisse, never how’s James A. Janisse.

    • @crashvds777
      @crashvds777 5 лет назад +9

      I’ll do you one better, why is James A. Janisse?

    • @JohnSmith-hc6wm
      @JohnSmith-hc6wm 5 лет назад +1

      Idiots. They are not aware of this incredible channel

    • @annwhite3378
      @annwhite3378 5 лет назад +5

      @@crashvds777 ill do you 3 better when is james A Janisse

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 5 лет назад +4

      @@annwhite3378 I'll do you 4 better: Where is James A. Janisse?

    • @TheNunakun
      @TheNunakun 5 лет назад +3

      I'll do five better: shall one James A. Janisse?

  • @ringss_
    @ringss_ 5 лет назад +118

    Why did he wink while saying "Getting drilled?"
    WHY DID HE WINK WHILE SAYING "GETTING DRILLED??????"

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 5 лет назад +7

      Ring Eyes You’re too young...

    • @hshdhhdhbxbd
      @hshdhhdhbxbd 5 лет назад +7

      xXJaxon_PlayzXx you’re*

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 5 лет назад +1

      chlorine oh yeah. Sry

    • @ringss_
      @ringss_ 5 лет назад +8

      @@jswid2251 I'm not too young, but this is generally an innuendo-free channel.

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 5 лет назад +1

      Ring Eyes It’s a joke 😂

  • @ATRO_1337
    @ATRO_1337 5 лет назад +220

    Nice clip of you chopping up some dead meat 🙃

    • @andrewterrell4019
      @andrewterrell4019 5 лет назад +3

      Wow I just understood that joke.

    • @apoletestry3766
      @apoletestry3766 5 лет назад +1

      YUM. just eat it RAW.
      But, actually don't.

    • @andrewterrell4019
      @andrewterrell4019 5 лет назад +1

      War Kitty How ironic would it be if the creator of Dead Meat BECAME dead meat by EATING dead meat?!!? It makes my brain hurt.

    • @sophiephillips890
      @sophiephillips890 5 лет назад

      HAPPY GAY DAY

    • @icey8108
      @icey8108 5 лет назад

      😂😂 nice one

  • @johnconnelly4862
    @johnconnelly4862 4 года назад +4

    I love how the props in the background always relate to the movie he is reviewing.

  • @delphinewong1169
    @delphinewong1169 5 лет назад +66

    I love your channel , you do so much research and I can feel your passion doing it . Great job !

  • @MaryHallberg
    @MaryHallberg 5 лет назад +303

    Why is a dentist removing someone’s braces? Orthodontists are supposed to do that.

    • @haraldemerson7496
      @haraldemerson7496 5 лет назад +21

      Oh... good point!

    • @IvyG-C
      @IvyG-C 5 лет назад +2

      Mary Hallberg ikr😂

    • @CMan-x7k
      @CMan-x7k 5 лет назад +8

      Maybe he's both?

    • @finng3098
      @finng3098 5 лет назад +9

      The orthodontist doesn't sound as good though 😂😂

    • @LittleWhiteRabbitB
      @LittleWhiteRabbitB 5 лет назад +14

      Depends on where you live maybe. When I had braces as a teen, the whole thing was done by my dentist. I've never been to an orthodontist.

  • @boshtillings9254
    @boshtillings9254 4 года назад +47

    James: While getting DRILLED *WINK *
    Me: Indeed

  • @sargentsteve7148
    @sargentsteve7148 3 года назад +2

    The way you just said "getting drilled" combined with winking just sent me sailing

  • @yeemcgee8149
    @yeemcgee8149 5 лет назад +247

    James: this is an especially gross movie
    Me: :(
    James: so good thing I have a sponsor!
    Me: :)

    • @Kobro8314
      @Kobro8314 5 лет назад +1

      Yee McGee lmao

    • @polsdofer
      @polsdofer 5 лет назад

      This movie wasn't gross at all lol

  • @BenBorisenko
    @BenBorisenko 5 лет назад +159

    Me: Goes to dentists office
    Dentist: Takes hammer and disintegrates my teeth
    Me: WTF?!
    Dentist: You have to s i t s t i l l

  • @nicolev8711
    @nicolev8711 5 лет назад +219

    Me: *starts watching the video*
    My mother: "remember your dentist appointment in 2 hours"
    Me: 0-0

    • @lucasmay6267
      @lucasmay6267 5 лет назад +1

      Literally had my fillings put in today, this was not a good thing to watch as an early release yesterday

    • @sawyerbuss637
      @sawyerbuss637 5 лет назад +2

      @@lucasmay6267 same, I still can't speak because my mouth is so numb

    • @banzo4894
      @banzo4894 5 лет назад

      Is your pfp a kirigiri as a llama?

    • @lucasmay6267
      @lucasmay6267 5 лет назад +3

      @@sawyerbuss637 I will say though, made for good conversation during the down time. I learnt my dentist loves to watch Horror movies with his son so I'm gonna bring him a list of good ones for our next session. Dead Meat, bringing people together

    • @nicolev8711
      @nicolev8711 5 лет назад

      @@banzo4894 yep :3

  • @randommanikinboi652
    @randommanikinboi652 4 года назад +22

    Who else noticed the mouthwash, toothpaste,floss, toothbrushes in the background
    👀

  • @movedtoponko_official8706
    @movedtoponko_official8706 5 лет назад +75

    Me, watching this as I drive to my grandma's dentist office: [chuckles] "I'm in danger."

  • @vanillamilk8999
    @vanillamilk8999 5 лет назад +563

    First
    To Say
    "Roses are red
    The Earth has hills
    Im James A Janisse
    Lets get to the kills"

  • @thelostgaminghq_8053
    @thelostgaminghq_8053 5 лет назад +79

    Company: *sponsor James*
    Everyone: :)

  • @BlueMaskGuy
    @BlueMaskGuy 4 года назад +8

    “I’m not just “dent”..... I’m. The. DENT -EST!
    I sea that look in you’re eyes... are you STARSTRUCK???”

  • @drowzee6076
    @drowzee6076 5 лет назад +37

    Who else loves getting home from school on Friday’s and just to relax while watching a new kill count video

    • @itslandon3107
      @itslandon3107 5 лет назад

      DrowzeeKid11 latterly doing it

    • @NunchuckOmega
      @NunchuckOmega 5 лет назад

      @Ice bear there is currently a pile of dog poop on my bed and I really don't feel like cleaning it up so I think I will sleep on the couch for a while.

  • @jeramiejones5090
    @jeramiejones5090 5 лет назад +801

    Nobody:
    James A. Janisse: "Listen to your music while you're getting drilled." *wink*

  • @izzydizzy9759
    @izzydizzy9759 9 месяцев назад +1

    Here i am watching this *again* two days before my dentist appointment..

  • @severnforward808
    @severnforward808 5 лет назад +47

    Grinds my gears when RUclips gives James and the editors a hard time with the videos lol. But thank goodness for Patreon. DeadmeatOnFleek

  • @Luthoran
    @Luthoran 5 лет назад +69

    "Detective Sunshine"
    Aight I'mma head out.

  • @doggo9421
    @doggo9421 5 лет назад +75

    Opera music
    Hmmmm
    Opera singing
    Hmmmm
    Guy who believes he’s fixing people
    *HMMMMMMMM*
    Professor pyg confirmed
    He wants to make everyone *perfect*

  • @omnibussy
    @omnibussy 4 года назад +5

    wow. the fact that he blamed the kid for moving takes me back to the worst dentist i've ever seen... i'm very resistant to local anesthetics and that clinic must have been using some cheap shit, so my root canal was drawn out and miserable. i was flinching the whole time, which i explained was because i could feel almost everything, and he was openly irritated with me and would try to ignore me when i requested breaks. like 3 years later that same tooth broke and when i went to a new dentist, i found out he never even completed the root canal, sealing up my tooth with the last segment of the rotted root still intact.
    so basically, i could never watch this movie. thanks for the kill count, dead meat!

  • @sayorichr8359
    @sayorichr8359 5 лет назад +79

    “Hi! My names James A. Janisse and today I’m adding you to the kill count”

    • @LXRDKVRAMA
      @LXRDKVRAMA 5 лет назад +12

      Vibe Check, James A. Janisse style.

    • @glizzygladiator8778
      @glizzygladiator8778 5 лет назад +15

      *getting strangled by James*
      James: Definitely a dull machete for you

    • @drew3505
      @drew3505 5 лет назад +2

      SGT_ Free-1 😭

    • @jonathon6014
      @jonathon6014 5 лет назад +2

      I want james to come to my funeral and say "Today, he's getting added to the kill count"

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 5 лет назад +108

    The movie that effed my childhood xD I remember when my parents would take me to the dentist after I snuck down to watch I asked them to always stay in the room with me while they worked on my teeth haha

  • @the_NNPW
    @the_NNPW 5 лет назад +7

    I appreciate everything James and Dead Meat do for the horror community; bring awareness to films, both underrated and niche films. I’m glad you’re bringing films, like the Dentist, into the light. Another reason why I love this channel so much!

  • @lieutenantlettuce7726
    @lieutenantlettuce7726 Год назад +5

    Actually got my grandmother to see this movie with me
    She only watched it to the end to make sure he got his karma
    Still miss her ❤

  • @SuperSara924
    @SuperSara924 5 лет назад +93

    *Stabs kids gums* “He needs to learn to sit still”
    Missed opportunity for him to say “He needs to floss more” 😂

    • @mwwq1
      @mwwq1 5 лет назад

      Sara Katherine this happened to me when I was little and there is a scar in my mouth.

    • @mwwq1
      @mwwq1 5 лет назад

      @Free Movies so what happened was that the dentist was using the scrape hook and nicked the roof of my mouth and it started to bleed and the dentist blamed it on me. not all dentist are nice to kids.

  • @thelegodoctor932
    @thelegodoctor932 5 лет назад +14

    5:17 My dog died the day this video came out );
    His name was Ellinger. He lived to be twelve and suffocated in a dog food bag. He was SOOO sweet and we loved him so much. We just want him back...

    • @rukoreiko
      @rukoreiko 3 года назад +1

      Then dig up His rotting corpse.

    • @thelegodoctor932
      @thelegodoctor932 3 года назад

      @@rukoreiko not funny...

    • @thelegodoctor932
      @thelegodoctor932 3 года назад

      @@rukoreiko ...plus, he was cremated.

    • @rukoreiko
      @rukoreiko 3 года назад

      @@thelegodoctor932 Try to find his remains, if there even is any left.

    • @TheTjMillsShow
      @TheTjMillsShow 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@rukoreikoBRO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

  • @BiggieCMAN
    @BiggieCMAN 5 лет назад +65

    Tonight’s dinner: I can’t wait to get eaten!
    James: I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @SpideyFan-onst
    @SpideyFan-onst 2 года назад +4

    7:46 man. even if he isn't in hulk form, puny banner can pack a punch.

  • @gosh4892
    @gosh4892 5 лет назад +67

    Whenever I see Corbin Bernsen I can only think of him being Shaun’s dad in psych

    • @Sheikbaby
      @Sheikbaby 5 лет назад +1

      I can only see him as Roger Dorn from the Major League movies

    • @hspi7616
      @hspi7616 5 лет назад

      Same😂

  • @Wegetsu
    @Wegetsu 5 лет назад +65

    Its funny how wholesome James is considering the material he's talking about.

    • @5H4N3D
      @5H4N3D 2 года назад +5

      That’s because people can like gore and be good people

  • @JROZfilms
    @JROZfilms 5 лет назад +85

    These videos are pretty much my way of watching the “short version” of a movie

    • @Jamie-z1j1e
      @Jamie-z1j1e Год назад +1

      that's one of the reasons why i watch them

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands Год назад +5

    I should show my brother this. He's a dentist. He'd probably find it really fun.

    • @bobthemonkey7313
      @bobthemonkey7313 6 месяцев назад +1

      Did you show it?

    • @SerathDarklands
      @SerathDarklands 6 месяцев назад

      @@bobthemonkey7313 I did, but I don't know if he watched it, I'll have to send it again.