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Brooke getting accidentally murdered was the funniest thing i've ever seen. They set her up as the big previous victim coming to end the dentist for good and Jamie just OOPS'd her out of the movie.
@@blgginge6866 we are all true horror fan your call is just not right not we dont understand your humor but maybe one day you will able to call good content
Ricky mooing like a cow before he raised his axe in Silent Night Deadly Night 2 before the police shoot him through a window is up there as far as being nonthreatening goes.
Beverly: "I suspect this guy might be an evil dentist, let me investigate by have him fix my front tooth." It's like you suspect someone of being a chef that poisons people and decides to go eat at his restaurant.
Director: So is he gonna say anything cool when he knocks down the door, like in the shining? Movie Writer: Cabbage. Director: What the f- Movie Writer: *Cabbage.*
Fun Fact: The line "brace yourself" is accurate for an evil dentist as any good dentist would never tell a patient to put there own braces on but still its very common to see self made braces in 2020
they’re really just making everyone scary, aren’t they? The Dentist, Ice Cream Man, fricking Leprechaun... I would like to be able leave my house, please.
@@onemariobro not necessarily, that trilogy didn't get cancelled, we've already got two successful movies("the Force Awakens" and "the Last Jedi"), there's even a third movie in the works
I actually had a dentist when I was a kid who was struck off for having dissociative personality disorder as I later learned. Thankfully she never hurt anyone or herself and is doing much better and back in practise nowadays.
I've been bingewatching your videos for a bit. I am too scared to actually watch the full horror movies but this gives a short very good explanation for the movies. Keep doing the good job
►►In Search of Darkness ('80s Horror Documentary) DEAD MEAT COLLECTOR'S EDITION available for pre-order IN OCTOBER ONLY here: 80shorrordoc.com/pages/deadmeat?variant=30300198699104
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dude it 6:00 am
hey I looked at your channel and can't find this video. Only by its link. Will this be deleted?
you are cool???
3 killcounts in one week james you have to at least be a little burnt out by now
Wtf is up with all the kill counts cpm and ad rev must be up
"I'm the best damn dentist there ever was."
Yeah let's just ignore the first movie all together
10 months ago...
1k likes.....
But no *_REPLYS?_*
Lmao
what
@@estreline make that 1 YEAR AGO
XD
I guess Jamie really fought tooth-and-nail to survive her encounter
Nice!
Careful, you might set someone's teeth on edge!
Juan Cortez Muro STOP
Stop it
@@DeadMeat yes much nice
I got an ad for “Affordable Dental Care”. RUclips advertising at its finest
IKR and on my birthday too
I got the same ad lol
same. lmfao
Same
I got the pewdiepie figure ad
Brooke getting accidentally murdered was the funniest thing i've ever seen. They set her up as the big previous victim coming to end the dentist for good and Jamie just OOPS'd her out of the movie.
Out of context your comment is pretty grim
@@thisisanalt4821 I barely remember the context in the first place, so yeah, that first sentence is uh.. interesting.
If the first sentence of the comment was said at a funeral hehehehe.... you would have some serious questions to answer.
@@idiotnugget124 Honestly in the right scenario, that might be even funnier
I mean would you actually get killed when someone hits you with a board on the head?
every time you say
“Ice Cream Treats”
it kills me everytime
Read this Comment as he said it 😄
1 kill in this movie
Yup, probably from "ice cream man", right James?
@@icetea2410 the l
H hi girl
Horror movie: *ghosts*
Me: lmao dumb
Horror movie: *t e e t h*
Me: OH SWEET JESUS
Yeh I think the dentist is the scariest thing ever
@@rejnek94 yeah brah
I have cancer of memes.
*Axel Sermon intensifies*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMTEETH
4:Things you love to hear
1: Your crush asks you out
2: The door bell when you order food
3: The movie begins with...
4:TITLE CARD
Ur not a true fan smh
If you was u would get it
@@blgginge6866 you mean Title card, i can't think of anything else
Didn’t know he said the “move” begins with.
@@blgginge6866 we are all true horror fan your call is just not right not we dont understand your humor but maybe one day you will able to call good content
12:00
"Corn beef... and cabbage."
Did I hear that right?
I heard cabbage
I heared both
@@korrenmena6242 it's just one sentence with a pause in the middle.
Corn, yum.
Beef, yum.
Cabbage?
*get off my screen you satanic unholy demon*
I heard eat cabbage
"corn beef and cabbage" I was laughing my ass off expecting him to say here's Larry but he says "corn beef and cabbage"
*cabbage*
@Confused Human
Me too, he said it such a matter of fact manner too! 😆😆😆
Yeah
"Did to Teeth what Jaws did to Swimming"
- New York Times probably
What?
You got this from Never sleep again. Nightmare on elm street legacy. Heather Langkemp says “Freddy did yo dreams what jaws did to swimming.”
YMS?
What
BUGMECH14 yup
"Corn Beef and Cabbage" is the least threatening thing I have ever heard from a horror movie
Ricky mooing like a cow before he raised his axe in Silent Night Deadly Night 2 before the police shoot him through a window is up there as far as being nonthreatening goes.
Choo choo pickle pie
At least it’s original ?
The less threatening the line, the more glorious the time!
12:01
He’s not a real doctor (dentist)
*he has good handwriting*
oh my god-
@Matt Richardson what do you mean?
He still awaits an answer
@Matt Richardson an i oop
the unholy one lol
Can we just appreciate how many Blu-rays this man has.
180 kill counts so 180 blue rays but Maybe not night of the living dead or birdbox gotta recheck.
Ong
Fills lmao thank you for makeing me realize this
@@saruzero lol, no problem
@@vsmook I'd say he has more than 180 since there are movies he hasn't covered yet and others for personal viewing.
I feel like having blades instead of teeth would be inconvenient
THE FBI and frankly, don’t think it would be optimal
You see, that's where the tongue comes in.
Until you shred it to ribbons, anyway.
Depends on your foodstuff
THE FBI Super easy, barely an inconvenience
October 27th, 2019: the day James ran out of pie jokes.
yeah james charles was literally going crazy with the cream pie jokes
What if it was the joke
Well, that’s a real slice out of that joke.
Ok, I’ll let myself out.
It's also my birthday today
October 27th 2077: the day the bombs dropped
idk why but a “Dentist In The Hood” movie sounds hilarious to me
“Corn beef and cabbage!”
This movie is amazing😂
Couldn't have said it better myself.
“I’m out of pie chart jokes so just look at that.”
So are we not getting pie chart jokes at all anymore? DEAR GOD NO!!
Maybe it depends on the movie
Dalek Supreme finna woke
I think he just means pie chart jokes in relation to dentistry.
@Juan Cortez Muro it got removed
Dentist: you will feel a little pinch
Me: ok
Dentist: pulls out power drill
maverick god your a toxic son of a gun I hate going against you
Cool joke,but ew a Maverick main!
Beverly: "I suspect this guy might be an evil dentist, let me investigate by have him fix my front tooth." It's like you suspect someone of being a chef that poisons people and decides to go eat at his restaurant.
Me: wakes up at 6 am
Deadmeat: hey, want some gore in the morning
Me: yes
@Juan Cortez Muro literally no one is clicking on that link.
Im actually watching this at 6:00 in the morning in Australia
Emerald Wolf I’m watching it at 7:00 in Australia as well
Juan Cortez Muro bruh can you not
12:05 “What the fu- NO!” We need a GIF of that, Internet. Like now.
Agreed
Agreed.
Ok boomer
Agreed..
Agreed...
He said “scarred many a young blockbuster browsers” and man lemme tell you the flashbacks I got
Same bruh
I used to love going in the horror section and looking at the fucked up VHS covers in the 90s lol
Dude that cover
“With corn beef a cabbage” is the best part of this movie
LMAO YEAH 🤣
Director: So is he gonna say anything cool when he knocks down the door, like in the shining?
Movie Writer: Cabbage.
Director: What the f-
Movie Writer: *Cabbage.*
Bruh
WHAT
corned beef and cabbage dude
The Dentist "Corn beef and cabbage"
Me "Uh yes I would like to return this movie"
i love how all the horror theme objects on the shelf is literally just toothpaste and Listerine lol
Lmao
It's probably horrifying to all the bacteria it will eventually kill.
@@bones9964 The .1% bacteria is probably okay though
@@leo-yd7cf That .1% group of bacteria are probably masochists.
are literally*
Fun Fact: The line "brace yourself" is accurate for an evil dentist as any good dentist would never tell a patient to put there own braces on but still its very common to see self made braces in 2020
“Uploaded 48 seconds ago”
Yeah what is going on with youtube notifications today??
Yea
Jake Weber patrons see the video earlier
Published earlier for patreons
Uploaded for everyone
@@ThatGuyMagnum RUclips notifications are always crap
Me: Watches a video about teeth
Ad: Straightening your teet-
SuperNate G same here haha
I got the same ad
Lol
Dun dun duuuun
Same lol
Dentist: I'm gonna put my fingers in your mouth
Me: *accidentally bites*
The Dentist:
You dare oppose me mortal?!
i did that
How do you just accidentally bite
@@booty_hunter4207 I legit have no idea lol. I was wondering the same thing.
James reaction to when he says ‘cornbeef and cabbage’ is priceless
James: “I’m James A. Janisse”
Closed Captions: “I’m James Agee” 🤨
Lol also
James:welcome to the kill count
Captions:welcome to the kill cow
I'm James Agee Nice and welcome to the Kill cow!!
James: I’m James A. Janisse!
Captions: I’m James A Jane Niece!
Juan Cortez Muro what?
Kill cow
I literally love his energy especially because he’s counting KILLS lmaoo
Fr
When you don’t get “be good people” from James😔
I guess today is the one day we can actually be bad people
@@yeetmeintononexistence103 it's our purge
@@FatherTagifunk PURGE NIGHT!!!
Hold up......clean up crew incoming
Now we gotta be bad people.
James giggling as he talks about Robbie’s balls is my favorite part of this one. I love how much James can’t even keep it together on scripted lines.
Larry: i want to live a quiet life
Kira: allow me to introduce myself
IS THAT A FOOKIN JOJO RENFRENCE
@@pogologo1160 indeed it is
Expectation : Here's Johnny
Reality : Cabbage
Corn beef and cabbage*
This is an underrated comment
Mmm reality cabbage....
james: posts kill counts more frequently
everbody: loves that
Me: *sneezes in a room with anti-vax kids*
James: Let's get to the kills
Lol
Haha
God dang I loved when these memes were relevant
What do you call an unvaccinated 4 year old having a tantrum? Midlife crisis.
👏👏👏 10/10
they’re really just making everyone scary, aren’t they?
The Dentist, Ice Cream Man, fricking Leprechaun...
I would like to be able leave my house, please.
dylan the witch they made a HOUSE scary, too.
Tawdry Hepburn
Oh yeah, Monster House.
Goddammit.
baby and dragon lol good luck with that today 😅
You can’t leave your house, we’re in quarantine
Bruh I thought I was the only one who noticed the ice cream man but thank god i wasn’t the only one.
Every time James goes to the kills it’s like a Simpson’s couch gag
nF Drip 😂
nF Drip not really... but ok
TheFamilyGuyGuy well yeah really cus he always does something new to get to the final to total all of the kills
True
It’s crazy how James manages to bump up his upload schedule tenfold and still produces flawless videos.
I never realized how hard this dude works on his videos and thier great
12:04 BEST. REACTION. EVER.
Like, omg James I couldn't stop laughing 😂
Ruby Rose how are u here 14 hrs ago😂
Patreon
Wuuuuttt
How you post 14 hours ago
Wth how is it 14 hours
“SCROTUM FILLED HALLUCINATIONS”
James never disappoints
Me after beating Darkeater Midir:
"I did it! I'm a gamer. The best damn gamer there ever was!"
Gamer moment
0:42 90s movie cover art was honestly was the best thing ever during those times.
daddy depression you’re not wrong.
"Welcome to the Kill Cow. Im James Agee Nice." - James A. Chinese 2019
E p i c k i l l c o w
Dude you predicted coronavirus
Doctor: your mind has become so damages you can only remember 1 thing.
James: *ROBBIE'S BALLS*
Thanks James I really like how you decorate your shelf just for different movies
Everyone: watches James normally
Me: looks for the things that change in the background
Same
What changed?
"I felt like I was watching Game of Thrones season 8 all over again."
Damn. Too soon.
Not soon enough since it's my birthday today
Even better? The creators of the series tried to rush it to make a Star Wars trilogy that JUST got canceled
@@onemariobro not necessarily, that trilogy didn't get cancelled, we've already got two successful movies("the Force Awakens" and "the Last Jedi"), there's even a third movie in the works
Damian Prock different trilogy
@@UltimaSeraph I thought they were saying the latest Star Wars trilogy got cancelled
My name is Jamie so that “Jaamie... JAAAAAMMIIIEEE!!!” Line scared the shite ottta me
Same
Johnny:" Here's Johnnny!"
Homer Simpson:"Here's Hommie!"
The Dentist:"cabbage"
Edit: 169 likes noice thats my new record thanks!
Homer yass
@@scooter6224 scooter I have your scooter want it back
Homer Simpson: "Daaaaaavid Letterman!"
not trying to brag but my recort is 1.5k
Here's johny, is not named Johny, hes Jack
James didn’t tell us to be good people at the end of the video.. I am internally destroyed.
Dear James, you’re the only channel that makes me genuinely excited whenever there is a new upload. Keep up the good work!!!
3 movies I would like to see you covor
1. Wrong turn
2. Wrong turn2: dead end
3. Banana splits
K Dot P for three 12:05
Yes wrong turn would be nice
But all of them
and shaun of the dead
May as well do all wrong turn movies. I think i like wrong turn 2 the best of them all then the 1st
Person: has bad teeth
Dentist: HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR TEETH ARE NOW MY PROPERTY
frickin love it
OH NO THE DENTIST IS KAREN SHES GONNA TALK TO MY MANAGER
That was the most unfunny comment. Like why even take the time to write something so bland
Miles Alton u think igaf if its funny idc i was bored
@@milesalton270 30 other people found it funny 😁
He’s so obsessed with teeth, he couldn’t even hold up his relationship. 😂😂
You better have a damn good line if you will pull a "heres johnny" at us
-*C A B B A G E*
the best moment of the movie and the kill count for it imo
I was confused about this comment and then the part came up like wtf cabbage this is the best thing I have ever seen😂
He said *G* *A* *B* *B* *A* *G* *E*
@@mrpanda2655 srsly? O well fy fault
@@amogsus631 r/madlads
I thought he said
"Record me?"
*EAT CABBAGE*
Dr Feinstone is one interesting and deranged horror figure, very underrated.
I feel like a crossover between him and Gregory the Ice Cream Man would be amazing! Probably my favorite idea for a crossover! 🦷🍨
The amount of joy I got from seeing Clint Howard in “That Thing You Do!” was incredibly high
feinstone: **wants to live a quiet life**
kira: are you copying me?
DIOBRANDO he's an American Kira
Feinstone and his stand, [FLOSS]
DIOBRANDO
You know now that I watched jojo I see jojo references left and right
@@alexpanos5078 bro I'm totally not a Weeb
If Kira wanted to live a quiet life then why did he live in a crazy noisy bizarre town?
*My dentist*"Corn beef and cabbage"
*RUNS OUT *
"New game,Bevie. Truth or tooth."
That is my favorite movie quote from The Dentist 2 (1998).
I actually had a dentist when I was a kid who was struck off for having dissociative personality disorder as I later learned. Thankfully she never hurt anyone or herself and is doing much better and back in practise nowadays.
Dead Meat: **Uploads 3 kill counts a week**
Me: *Something's wrong, I can feel it*
Or else noticed the dentist is the same actor as Spencer’s dad from “psych”
Max Smith psych is so underrated
@@alorahfuergerson8110 it ran for multiple seasons has two movies and a musical...
Holy... I knew he looked familiar! That's insane!!
Yeah he's also in the netflix show punisher
Dash_ 22 underrated means that people don’t give it the attention it deserves not overrated 😂 it’s a great show
"Welcome to the kill cow" - james 2019
Kill cow??
I never thought I would hear the word: "Mouth gore."
Okkkaaaayyyyyy 😂
Wow, you’re really spoiling us this month with so many kill counts!! Thanks, James!!
*Chip Skylark:* _I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me._
LMFAO
6:15 another ice cream man reference. I’m not complaining though
Im watching this and i leave for a dentist appointment in 10 minutes so that's great
U good?
It’s been 8 months
Hi _ now 9
@@Unknown0User787 dis is not gud
@@chickenking1517 oh gosh u good my guy where r u
I love your Ice Cream Man callbacks 😂. Has me weak every time, keep up the great work 👍
James has been on the grind recently with these uploads
Totally thought of "Uncle Buck" when he walked toward the camera with the drill.
Woman: *goes to the dentist who she thinks is crazy*
Also woman: *surprised that he is crazy and gets killed.*
haram
"The Cabbage"(?) is intimately more comedic than the original Here's Johnny
James I just ordered in search of darkness and I can’t wait to see it. And I have been subbed since Friday part 2 kill count
im scared of my Dentist
Thx James
They should have called it “the dentist tooth”$$$$YES!
I forgot to do this in the first one
Dentist: on kill count
Candyman: ight i'mma head out
“Getting rid of tooth decay is what I’m trying to fckn do!” - Mr. Mackey
“a Bert Cooper response” such a good Mad Men reference for that scene.
When I can’t be bothered to watch the movie, I can always count on James to give me the highlights.
13:25
James. *creepily walks closer to the camera with a drill*
Me. What are you doing.... Stop it. Stop it.... Stop it.... STOP IT!!!
Halloween reference?
@@zamirewilson7424 of sorts
13:17 No pinhead reference, I 100% expected it.
The ending of this sequel was too hilarious, unlike the first one.
Man I love your work, you just have a great personality for this
The "WTF no!" part made me laugh as hard as the corned beef and cabbage line (mostly because I had the same reaction)! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every time James sees Clint Howard: Ice cream treats reference. *E N G A G E*
Corbin Bernson was in one of my favorite shows called psych
"Causing him to pull a real Amy Klobuchar on his receptionist Bernice"
Brutal.
“Ya just couldn’t have your toothache somewhere else, could ya......” lmao 😂
Hey can you pls do "House of wax" the 2005 Version pls?
That's a good one, especially since I know who'd get the golden chainsaw and who'd get the dull machete
6:37 isn’t that guy the ice cream man? Never mind I just literally saw that he said it was😂
ikrrr
K
I've been bingewatching your videos for a bit. I am too scared to actually watch the full horror movies but this gives a short very good explanation for the movies. Keep doing the good job