Valentine (2001) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  4 года назад +720

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    • @altheaedwards4987
      @altheaedwards4987 4 года назад +2

      Do zombie land double tap

    • @grrforeigner2900
      @grrforeigner2900 4 года назад +2

      Dead Meat I don’t know how you sleep

    • @bulletseverywhere2529
      @bulletseverywhere2529 4 года назад +3

      Dead Meat you’re a great content creator and I really love your content, even if your not pumping these kill counts out as often as before

    • @fictionforeternity8926
      @fictionforeternity8926 4 года назад +1

      That 2003 technology gives me so much nostalgia

    • @jameslewis4434
      @jameslewis4434 4 года назад +2

      Happy leap day!

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 4 года назад +13569

    That nose bleed would be so inconvenient for a killer. His body is basically triggering an involuntary "leave my DNA at every crime scene" response

    • @Hydro0223
      @Hydro0223 4 года назад +280

      A drop or two is pretty insufficient(but plausible) in a crime scene

    • @AkiDave
      @AkiDave 4 года назад +59

      Critical Nobody right!?

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess 4 года назад +26

      I was thinking that too!!

    • @fuckinpandemic25
      @fuckinpandemic25 4 года назад +12

      Ok uh that's obviously you don't need to tell us

    • @spacez3814
      @spacez3814 4 года назад +33

      Just keep a tissue

  • @kotorandcorvid4968
    @kotorandcorvid4968 4 года назад +3156

    I love James comments
    "I was fat"
    James: "THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE! AND NO YOU WEREN'T!"

  • @caitlin3810
    @caitlin3810 4 года назад +2079

    “Now it’s time for the kills ... slash, entire movie summary” he’s becoming self aware

    • @KadeVHS
      @KadeVHS 4 года назад +49

      oh shit-

    • @MidnightMan04
      @MidnightMan04 4 года назад +31

      GET THE SNIPER TRAINED ON HIM! WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN SNIPER!

    • @marcogagliardi2052
      @marcogagliardi2052 4 года назад +12

      Its starting; oh god its starting!

    • @learcooks
      @learcooks 4 года назад +7

      Oh god

    • @spacetcade
      @spacetcade 4 года назад +10

      HE'S BECOME SENTIENT

  • @isabelmarie2003
    @isabelmarie2003 Год назад +539

    Honestly, Shelby hiding in a bodybag is one of the smartest decisions I've seen in horror movie

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Год назад +13

      Not really cause she still got caught

    • @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg
      @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg Год назад +33

      ​@@designertonio5801 yeah you're hiding but you're trapped in that body bag, such an easy target once found

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Год назад +6

      @@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg she got caught, how is that a smart decision if she got caught?

    • @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg
      @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg Год назад +5

      @@designertonio5801 no I was saying it's a bad hiding spot cause once the killer opens the zipper you are trapped, easy target for the killer

    • @IslaRoseAtkinson
      @IslaRoseAtkinson Год назад +1

      @@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg Yea, But checking every body bag was smarter. But how did the killer know where Shelley was?

  • @_monomorph_1411
    @_monomorph_1411 4 года назад +3934

    Dude. I walked in on my parents watching this movie when I was really young and it was the opening body bag scene. For whatever reason that scene stayed with me for YEARS (I was in kindergarten and I’m 21 now) and I honestly thought I’d dreamt it in some weird fever dream because all I could remember was the killer stabbing what kindergarten me thought were people hiding under blankets and watching the blood come out. Nothing else. Then I saw this kill count and nearly shat myself. I honestly thought my brain dreamt it up in some sort of whack ass nightmare. That was a trip

    • @retr1939
      @retr1939 4 года назад +31

      Rip childhood

    • @ay6626
      @ay6626 4 года назад +17

      Hunting Party! Yeah same here, I was about like 5 and I never knew the name of the movie but I remembered the mask

    • @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink
      @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink 4 года назад +17

      Rose Musarra GIRL!!!! I thought it was just me who had these issues. I saw it when I was very young to like 5-6 and the mask and the scene with the pool has stayed with me forever. This stuff is pretty traumatic and haunting for kid imo. 😂 crazy how this movie with such bad reviews stuck with all the children who saw it.

    • @graphite7898
      @graphite7898 4 года назад +11

      Me, but with the intro to Rob Zombie's Halloween and the a portion of Human Centipede (I was like 6-7). My Mom didn't care I was watching the Halloween movie when I came down the stairs, and I always remembered Michael bashing that bully with a branch to death while he was begging for his life and screaming "I'm sorry". For the Human Centipede, I watched it around a corner and I will never get that scene where they are shitting into each other's mouths out of my head, EVER!

    • @DogPerson626
      @DogPerson626 4 года назад +1

      R.i.p.

  • @TotallyNotALolicon
    @TotallyNotALolicon 4 года назад +5417

    “I was fat”
    “That’s not a excuse and no you weren’t”
    Don’t know why that made me laugh way too hard

  • @blitz7845
    @blitz7845 4 года назад +1672

    Netflix: Too all the boys who loved me
    Valentine: Too all the girls who rejected me

    • @letiwijaya1280
      @letiwijaya1280 4 года назад +21

      And then they will put this movie in their subscription

    • @zebzee2363
      @zebzee2363 4 года назад +2

      GAY

    • @blitz7845
      @blitz7845 4 года назад +5

      Woahhhh..... Low on the crack dude..... Gay is good

    • @olywilleventuallyanimate9646
      @olywilleventuallyanimate9646 4 года назад +4

      BlitzMcPepper Cheezit
      Okay I’m super sorry and probably being really rude but.....
      *to

    • @olywilleventuallyanimate9646
      @olywilleventuallyanimate9646 4 года назад +1

      Emily Barrera No It’s just that people on the internet might react differently than your English teacher.

  • @TheAmazingTachan
    @TheAmazingTachan 3 года назад +697

    “That’s not an excuse! And no you weren’t!”
    I dunno why but the delivery of that line got me.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 4 года назад +2033

    Okay so HIGHkey when I was a 10 year old kid, the thing that stuck out to me most about this movie was that younger actress who played the kid version of Denise Richards, like for years I thought that was actually her daughter cause they looked sooo similar.

    • @silvershadow9967
      @silvershadow9967 4 года назад +20

      JaxBlade
      Can’t believe you are a horror movie, that is honestly great and fun to see other people like good horror movies

    • @RedFoxGrappler
      @RedFoxGrappler 4 года назад +2

      A random Jax has been spotted

    • @awilddobbo2869
      @awilddobbo2869 4 года назад +9

      @@silvershadow9967 he's not a horror movie but is the gun show

    • @Playyboymo
      @Playyboymo 4 года назад

      JaxBlade Wassup Jax.

    • @NotAbritishGuy
      @NotAbritishGuy 4 года назад

      JaxBlade Thas cool and all, but who asked

  • @dr.flavius4003
    @dr.flavius4003 4 года назад +1317

    "They don't count as characters"
    The people who played the dead bodies: *sad body noises*

    • @englisheggwhites_2336
      @englisheggwhites_2336 4 года назад +12

      I think you meant to say sad silence

    • @taramullen4181
      @taramullen4181 4 года назад +8

      What is a sad dead body noise?

    • @balihgdah9968
      @balihgdah9968 4 года назад +5

      Tara Mullen that’s what I was going to ask lol

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 4 года назад +3

      @@taramullen4181 *"..."*

    • @m4rczxz
      @m4rczxz 4 года назад +2

      @@balihgdah9968 That's such a dumb question

  • @Ash-jr7lc
    @Ash-jr7lc 4 года назад +4955

    “I was fat”
    The actor who played her younger self: :|

    • @Grodz73
      @Grodz73 4 года назад +181

      Woomy Woomy she wasn’t that big tho

    • @flo.g.
      @flo.g. 4 года назад +187

      @Woomy Woomy maybe a bit, but she's nowhere near fat

    • @BlueMaskGuy
      @BlueMaskGuy 4 года назад +104

      *being chubby keeps you warm*

    • @jassiahthompson3878
      @jassiahthompson3878 4 года назад +34

      Woomy Woomy yeah but she wasn’t fat she was just chubby

    • @MeltingMellons
      @MeltingMellons 4 года назад +10

      Woomy Woomy yeah but I’ve seen bigger lol

  • @southerntastey
    @southerntastey 4 года назад +758

    So why didn't Jeremy Melton go after the bullies who humiliated him along with Dorothy?

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 года назад +159

      He probably killed them off screen

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 4 года назад +131

      I guess the original script included details of Jeremy killing the bullies and the girls researching to find out the head bully died

    • @SilverWolf442
      @SilverWolf442 3 года назад +86

      There was gonna be a sequel where he would have, but the film didn't do well enough to warrant another film.

    • @SBdisqualified
      @SBdisqualified 3 года назад +8

      simple. he's an incel

    • @kiroszn
      @kiroszn 3 года назад +8

      He probably lost them

  • @kirstengolnaz7327
    @kirstengolnaz7327 4 года назад +2923

    "Valentine briefly becomes bad romantic comedy, also known as most romantic comedies."
    Couldn't be truer.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +2993

    Who the Hell gives themself a swirly?
    James: "I gave myself a swirly"
    😑

    • @meow_bastard
      @meow_bastard 4 года назад +6

      stfu

    • @dddanielharryzam
      @dddanielharryzam 4 года назад +26

      @Rikla you should make a Spidey fan account. You'll see how many toxic comments you'll get in 1 week

    • @wow577
      @wow577 4 года назад +8

      Pines

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +14

      +@@wow577 Favorite type of tree

    • @wow577
      @wow577 4 года назад +9

      @@DrDolan2000 not sure but probably birch, wbu?

  • @brunocordova545
    @brunocordova545 4 года назад +337

    “entire movie summary”
    Me: Yessir yessir

  • @NuclearSwords
    @NuclearSwords 3 года назад +244

    I lowkey liked the killer's look in this movie. I'd love to see some sort of reboot of it done right because the killer is pretty creepy to me.

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +15

      Facts. The killer's look is so simple yet brilliant, effective and terrifying as hell😰😱 as it was just constructed perfectly so it's not really necessary for a reboot. 😍😎💯👍

    • @robertwye9463
      @robertwye9463 Год назад +10

      The cherub mask and the creepy looking coat are in my opinion what makes this a top tier design

    • @lumityviktuuristanartist4100
      @lumityviktuuristanartist4100 Год назад +4

      ​@robertwye9463 something about the babyface mask with an expressionless face and the black coat makes him look so fever dreamy , off and creepy , when you think about it since the mask is about cupid ( eros) who's cute and the god of love that kinda means that the dude is good-looking and kinda dreamy but that won't stop him from being a psycho
      Maybe I'm looking too deep into this

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple Год назад

      Fr

  • @depression8841
    @depression8841 4 года назад +544

    "I was fat"
    "That's not an excuse-"
    "And no you weren't!"

    • @domerdoos
      @domerdoos 4 года назад +3

      Anzexa Aroom ruclips.net/video/YAdmuwITuLs/видео.html

  • @Bastian-es3ns
    @Bastian-es3ns 4 года назад +286

    Fun fact: the German title is "Schrei wenn du kannst" translated is "scream if you can"

    • @maggey5501
      @maggey5501 4 года назад +6

      Scream IF you can not when you can. When ist eine Zeitangabe, If die Möglichkeit.

    • @earlspencer7863
      @earlspencer7863 4 года назад +3

      Don't they have Valentine's day in Germany

    • @muffbit8735
      @muffbit8735 4 года назад +17

      @@earlspencer7863 we do, germans just like to unnecessarily translate movie titles

    • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
      @user-jn1wm3tb8v 4 года назад

      The anomaly that it has 3 replies but says it has 2

    • @alfredbernstein5640
      @alfredbernstein5640 4 года назад +1

      Earl Spencer yeah but not “valentine”
      It would have been valentins tag(valentines day)

  • @gabrielmwoodman9867
    @gabrielmwoodman9867 4 года назад +424

    I'm just confused on how Dorthy got into the mask like if he killed her and put her in it and somehow set up a system to drop her down the stairs that would make some sense but she gets up so she was just randomly trying to kill her friend

    • @dan1310
      @dan1310 4 года назад +109

      The Reddit Spaghetti maybe he knocked her out and stuffed her in the suit and when she eventually woke up she panicked and tumbled down the stair and then got up in order to figure things out? i feel like that’s the most logical explanation for what happened.

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix 4 года назад +17

      @@dan1310 sounds actually logical

    • @ARKHAM367
      @ARKHAM367 4 года назад +7

      @@dan1310 that's some leslie vernon levels of preparation.

    • @MrLoverboy6565
      @MrLoverboy6565 4 года назад +26

      @@dan1310 if you wake up and your face was inside a mask, the first thing you do is remove the fucking mask. you dont just wake up stand up and run around because you are in a panic. you first remove anything in your face that is narrowing vision that is instinct.

    • @Threemuchfiveme
      @Threemuchfiveme 4 года назад +8

      @@MrLoverboy6565 ...except.when you're a stupid character in a horror movie. They are tropes for a reason, you know

  • @ben6521
    @ben6521 Год назад +161

    I loved how the killer killed the girls in the order of how Jeremy asked the girls at the dance.

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Год назад +6

      I loved how Denise was 31 when this movie came out (2001). Shes 53 now. I thought she was at least 22. I guess that wasnt that long ago if you think about it

    • @IslaRoseAtkinson
      @IslaRoseAtkinson Год назад +1

      Valentine is one of those horror films with the most satisfying and creative kills

    • @ikuvera
      @ikuvera Год назад +1

      I do Like this movie

    • @alexiscando2068
      @alexiscando2068 Год назад +14

      It's kind of ironic that Dorothy got killed like she was framed to be the killer just like how she framed Jeremy as her r*pist

  • @HiddenInTheTruth
    @HiddenInTheTruth 4 года назад +154

    "It's time for the KILLS...slash entire movie summary." may be my favorite intro yet.

    • @gufaaahhh
      @gufaaahhh 4 года назад +3

      HiddenInTheTruth same I was like wow he finally acknowledged it haha. Love this channel.

    • @kimbasciano_
      @kimbasciano_ 4 года назад

      HiddenInTheTruth hahaha me too

  • @sirnarwhal9911
    @sirnarwhal9911 4 года назад +3362

    So instead of going for the bullies that assault you, you went with the girls that rejected you at a party?

    • @ericjourdain892
      @ericjourdain892 4 года назад +758

      He was the first incel.

    • @giokyo9465
      @giokyo9465 4 года назад +187

      why not go fot both ?

    • @spider-woman9482
      @spider-woman9482 4 года назад +266

      maybe he already did years, months, or even days before killing the girls. or he was planning to afterwards

    • @ArshesNei8
      @ArshesNei8 4 года назад +78

      @@ericjourdain892 Worshipers of "Sir Elliot Rodger" would be proud.

    • @Lucas_F_Melo
      @Lucas_F_Melo 4 года назад +265

      If we stop to think a little, Dorothy is the real Big Bad of the movie.
      SHE made the false attack claim.

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 4 года назад +214

    “Forcing her to give herself a swirlie in order to finish [washing her hair]”
    YOU KNOW, AS ONE DOES

    • @vincejoseph5937
      @vincejoseph5937 4 года назад +3

      I thought she was cleaning her hair?
      What has life or movies become?

    • @vincejoseph5937
      @vincejoseph5937 4 года назад +2

      @Gold Rose ,so true?Who the heck does that.She had a sink but no.Use the toilet!

  • @MegaManDBZX
    @MegaManDBZX 4 года назад +73

    Anyone else notice that David Boreanaz always seems to play a guy who’s killing people, talking to loved ones in cemeteries, and recovering from an addiction weather it be booze, betting, or blood?

  • @joeladams5390
    @joeladams5390 4 года назад +612

    I'm gonna be totally real, 2003 james looks exactly like the type of person to give himself a swirlie

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +7

      Yes

    • @savaunx96
      @savaunx96 Год назад

      ​@@dimitriwarchief301 no

    • @georgeapaton9591
      @georgeapaton9591 Год назад +5

      Wait those actually happened? I grew up in Australia and never heard of them happen outside of movies

    • @claires1063
      @claires1063 Год назад +1

      ​@@georgeapaton9591As far as I know, not really, no.

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Год назад

      Cant believe Denise was 31 when this movie came out (2001). Shes 53 now. I thought she was at least 22. I guess that wasnt that long ago if you think about it

  • @mrtoast3350
    @mrtoast3350 4 года назад +435

    When you dont have a valentine or any valentine gifts
    James: here's a video my son
    Me: the best valentine gift

    • @dragonausto1614
      @dragonausto1614 4 года назад +5

      S(h)ame

    • @sylvainyt
      @sylvainyt 4 года назад +3

      Hayden DeLong Saaaame bruh thank god Valentine’s Day fell on a Friday

    • @rileyd593
      @rileyd593 4 года назад +3

      I got myself a necklace for Valentine’s Day. Coming tomorrow

    • @Batman_the_bad_man
      @Batman_the_bad_man 4 года назад +1

      I got an invitation to friendzone island!

    • @MatthewYan
      @MatthewYan 4 года назад

      wait son? valentine? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @andrewwalker254
    @andrewwalker254 4 года назад +469

    roses are red
    fish have gills
    his name is James a. Janisse
    LETS GET TO THE KILLS

  • @JMB-xb2xh
    @JMB-xb2xh 4 года назад +1091

    I couldn’t stop rolling my eyes and laughing the whole movie because dude like😂

    • @selectman6352
      @selectman6352 4 года назад +40

      How insensitive.
      PEOPLE DIED DAMN IT

    • @slobonmygurt8354
      @slobonmygurt8354 3 года назад +14

      @@RekityTheHoboGod I think he's joking

    • @fuckinantipope5511
      @fuckinantipope5511 3 года назад +9

      @@RekityTheHoboGod r/woooosh

    • @fuckinantipope5511
      @fuckinantipope5511 3 года назад

      @@RekityTheHoboGod never give your siblings anything that is yours :P

    • @badzi4200
      @badzi4200 3 года назад +1

      @@RekityTheHoboGod Your brother took your phone... right...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +115

    This kill count will serve as my Valentines Day chocolate. Thank you James.

    • @James-x3m7n
      @James-x3m7n 4 года назад +1

      Me too
      And can you answer me
      Why are you in most of the video I watch ??
      Where you from ??

    • @notmuggi
      @notmuggi 4 года назад +1

      JAMES shrestha he's just some random guy without a mustache😳

    • @James-x3m7n
      @James-x3m7n 4 года назад +1

      @@notmuggi OK

  • @penguinmcswaggn2936
    @penguinmcswaggn2936 4 года назад +187

    1:22 man I can’t believe the Dwight K. Schrute would ever get rejected

    • @pleaseno9410
      @pleaseno9410 4 года назад +5

      Penguin McSwaggn he is fucking sexy

  • @gladiogladiolus
    @gladiogladiolus 4 года назад +427

    "I bet he calls himself an entrepreneur, blegh" - spoken like someone who went to school with Rossholes 🤣

  • @tyreezy87
    @tyreezy87 Год назад +69

    I actually felt bad for Ruthie. She had nothing to do with Jeremy's revenge and was simply just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    • @IslaRoseAtkinson
      @IslaRoseAtkinson Год назад +10

      I think Jermey killed Ruthie because since she saw him kill the housekeeper, He released she might tell Dorothy and her friends so he had to kill her so she could take the secret to her grave

    • @latayesha
      @latayesha Год назад +2

      ​@@IslaRoseAtkinsonWhy not just tie her up? And it's the killers fault for killing the housekeeper Millie!

    • @NailsByAsh813
      @NailsByAsh813 Год назад +3

      ​@@latayesha Yeah, he killed three innocent people for his selfish vengeance.

    • @bumblerbree
      @bumblerbree Год назад

      i think she was preoccupied at the time, but i think that was meant to be dorothey's kill along with campbell and millie bc idk why jeremy would care

    • @IslaRoseAtkinson
      @IslaRoseAtkinson 10 месяцев назад

      @@latayesha Well I don't know, Maybe Jeremy killed Millie to get into the mansion

  • @STVNBM-qj9qw
    @STVNBM-qj9qw 4 года назад +384

    James: *uploads a kill count on Friday*
    Me: don't...don't give me hope...
    Happy Valentine's day to whoever's reading this

  • @crispytoenail9261
    @crispytoenail9261 4 года назад +1544

    Hey James I have a recommendation on a movie to kill count : The hills have eyes

    • @gacha_nora278
      @gacha_nora278 4 года назад +17

      I think he has already covered it

    • @crispytoenail9261
      @crispytoenail9261 4 года назад +49

      Firetail _ nah he hasn’t

    • @gacha_nora278
      @gacha_nora278 4 года назад +8

      @@crispytoenail9261 yeah he has search it up

    • @tenzinlhamo7611
      @tenzinlhamo7611 4 года назад +18

      Firetail _ I don’t think he has

    • @gacha_nora278
      @gacha_nora278 4 года назад +2

      @@tenzinlhamo7611 yeah he has its in 2006 right?

  • @Fillsx
    @Fillsx 4 года назад +151

    Can we just appreciate how many Blu-rays this man has.

    • @GOOFY-q1u
      @GOOFY-q1u 4 года назад

      YES

    • @raymartcarreon5150
      @raymartcarreon5150 4 года назад

      HES GONNA TAKE ALL OUR STOC

    • @yeezyclout1662
      @yeezyclout1662 4 года назад +2

      Blue ray: exists
      James a Janesse: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

    • @dylanwright3362
      @dylanwright3362 4 года назад

      @@yeezyclout1662 foundflix: and I'll take the rest and your next stoc

    • @ritslauritz1666
      @ritslauritz1666 4 года назад

      @@yeezyclout1662 more like
      "A Fine addition to my collection"

  • @trashgangyara2149
    @trashgangyara2149 4 года назад +56

    can we just appreciate how dumb yet hilarious his "that's nice!" and "that's not nice!" phrases are, one of the many reasons why James is amazing

  • @sydneyhouse8810
    @sydneyhouse8810 4 года назад +116

    Kill Count suggestion: Thirteen Ghosts (2001). It is one of my favorite horror movies of all time and I would love to hear James' commentary on it!!!

    • @Oli-ey7rt
      @Oli-ey7rt 4 года назад +2

      Sydney Johnson
      *_G L A S S D O O R_*

    • @brandon4513
      @brandon4513 4 года назад +1

      Oli “Did the lawyer split?”

    • @jenniferzackschewski2189
      @jenniferzackschewski2189 4 года назад +3

      I second this. My husband and I saw that movie on our first date, so it has a special place in my heart.

    • @ebonyn1852
      @ebonyn1852 4 года назад

      yes please!! i love that movie

    • @landonez8856
      @landonez8856 4 года назад

      This used to scare me when I was a kid

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 4 года назад +370

    "Nasty spill down the steps" please tell me you were referencing Ferris Bueller's Day Off omg

    • @royalrebel8380
      @royalrebel8380 4 года назад +20

      Ruby Rose how did you guys comment a day ago? The video just came out

    • @thedragonofdojima6058
      @thedragonofdojima6058 4 года назад +2

      Also are you still shocked about Ironwood betrayeng you in Vol 7

    • @King-yyy
      @King-yyy 4 года назад +3

      @@royalrebel8380 thats what i thought wtf

    • @ferry5133
      @ferry5133 4 года назад +7

      @@royalrebel8380 patreon

    • @veldman-gaming5996
      @veldman-gaming5996 4 года назад +1

      @@royalrebel8380 but for real

  • @jonmutanen8896
    @jonmutanen8896 4 года назад +225

    Paige said told Jeremy that "she'd rather be boiled alive" than dance with him when he asked her in sixth grade, hence being electrocuted in the hot tub)!!!

    • @cryfi7790
      @cryfi7790 4 года назад +18

      "Fun" fact: all the deaths are actually based on what they had said earlier!

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 4 года назад +2

      Teppy Rey NO YOURE JOKING

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Год назад +1

      When Jeremy asked each one of the girls to dance they state a comment that foreshadows their fates. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on them was so satisfying as they all deserved it as they did not take full responsibility for their actions as their past is coming right back to haunt them all as they do not have no remorse or regret. 😏😈

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Год назад

      @@cryfi7790 When Jeremy asked each one of the girls to dance they state a comment that foreshadows their fates. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on them was so satisfying as they all deserved it as they did not take full responsibility for their actions as their past is coming right back to haunt them all as they do not have no remorse or regret. 😏😈

  • @lorettaaa_reacts
    @lorettaaa_reacts 3 года назад +233

    Fun fact: the actress who plays Dorothy is Steven Spielberg’s real life step daughter

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +2

      Jessica Capshaw did a phenomenal and spectacular job portraying Dorothy Wheeler. 😍👍💯😎 Her character had a unhappy and miserable childhood due to her weight issues which affect her emotionally and mentally as it lead to lifelong anger, insecurity, jealously, and resentment towards her "pretty" and "popular" friends. In adulthood she transformed into a true beauty as she figure if she slimmed down she will gained confidence and lack insecurity but unfortunately deep down she still has that chip on her shoulder and childhood trauma. Dorothy is a complex character as it makes the audiences feel sorry for her and want her to win such as getting a chance of happiness in life but at the same time we want her to die as she was the most horrible and wrost one.

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +2

      @Mark Lynn Katherine Heigl and Jessica Capshaw did a phenomenal and spectacular job portraying Shelly Fisher and Dorothy Wheeler as they both put tons of emotion and depth into their roles. 😍💯👍😎

    • @designertonio5801
      @designertonio5801 Год назад

      Cant believe Denise was 31 when this movie came out (2001). Shes 53 now. I thought she was at least 22. I guess that wasnt that long ago if you think about it

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple Год назад

      What 😂

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple Год назад

      ⁠@@dejaalston8672wha

  • @eyemuncher
    @eyemuncher 4 года назад +184

    Imagine being the child actor for Dorothy. You are literally characterized by being called fat

    • @harperlovespandas1473
      @harperlovespandas1473 4 года назад +20

      That's the only part I'd be able to get

    • @royery
      @royery 4 года назад +3

      So what if she is fat? u scared to tell a person they're fat even though they are fat? She was not cast to make fun of. Just like in real life, many people are chubby/fat when kids, they grow up and lose the extra weight naturally or by dieting/working out. What is wrong with that?

    • @eyemuncher
      @eyemuncher 4 года назад +8

      @@royery dude you're not getting it. You can't call a kid fat.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy 4 года назад +1

      Bimboctopus
      Unless you are a kid.

    • @eyemuncher
      @eyemuncher 4 года назад +2

      @@SquooshyCatboy not really, I mean. Kids shouldn't be called fat, period

  • @grayroephotography8264
    @grayroephotography8264 4 года назад +157

    "got rejected by all of the girls he tried talking to" Me too you aint special

    • @Saiyangoddess72
      @Saiyangoddess72 4 года назад

      Never have I seen or even heard of a real school that only has 1 gender

    • @sp3ncr733
      @sp3ncr733 4 года назад +2

      @@Saiyangoddess72 not even rare

    • @Saiyangoddess72
      @Saiyangoddess72 4 года назад

      Literally never once heard anything to suggest that a real school could ever be like that until Jake Lee's comment but ok

    • @sp3ncr733
      @sp3ncr733 4 года назад +2

      @@Saiyangoddess72 what country are you from? In the UK there are all girls schools and all boys schools. Although there are less now than when there was in the past

    • @Saiyangoddess72
      @Saiyangoddess72 4 года назад

      @@sp3ncr733 that explains alot
      I don't live in Britain tho I have a friend that does, I'll ask him about it later
      🙏🙏🏻🙏🏼🙏🏽🙏🏾🙏🏿

  • @carlothenerd7354
    @carlothenerd7354 4 года назад +264

    Me: man February 14th isn't that special
    Netflix: drops stranger things 4 trailer
    James:drops kill count
    Me: *happiness noises*

  • @arthurc5284
    @arthurc5284 4 года назад +74

    1:42 “Melton. When a woman says later, she really means not ever.”

    • @gangching8057
      @gangching8057 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 3 года назад +2

      Nice
      Refrence

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +3

      Kate was such a genuinely sweet and nice person. She rejected Jeremy in a kind and polite way as she was considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's and she feels remorse and empathy for him despite the fact that she knows he is the killer after Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her. Through all those 13 years Jeremy always remember Kate as the only person that ever gave him ounce of sincerity and compassion in his life which is why he always loved her and spared her life. 😍😎💯👍

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад

      @@gangching8057 Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 On a serious note though Kate was such a genuinely sweet and nice person. She rejected Jeremy in a kind and polite way as she was considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's and she feels remorse and empathy for him despite the fact that she knows he is the killer after Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her. Through all those 13 years Jeremy always remember Kate as the only person that ever gave him a ounce of sincerity and compassion in his life which is why he always loved her and spared her life.😍😎👍💯

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад

      @@dimitriwarchief301 Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 On a serious note though Kate was such a genuinely sweet and nice person. She rejected Jeremy in a kind and polite way as she considerate and sympathetic of his feeling's and she feels remorse and empathy for him despite the fact that she knows he is the killer after Dorothy confesses that he never attacked her. Through all those 13 years Jeremy always remember Kate as the only person that ever gave him a ounce of sincerity and compassion in his life which is why he always loved her and spared her life. 😍😎👍💯

  • @thekiller7994
    @thekiller7994 4 года назад +2780

    When the killer is more sympathetic than the victims

    • @albertobellini98
      @albertobellini98 4 года назад +193

      Never got bullied but I agree with you. I was actually rooting for the killer in this video.

    • @jordansdad1221
      @jordansdad1221 4 года назад +15

      @@albertobellini98 yeah, just get rid of that P.O.S. mask...

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 года назад +28

      The Killer so kinda like Jason?

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 года назад +5

      Jordan what’s wrong with the mask?

    • @Ravenite456
      @Ravenite456 4 года назад +34

      To quote a phrase nice excuse, still murder.

  • @masonisawesome42
    @masonisawesome42 4 года назад +163

    "Shameless bullying" as soon as Mickey from Shameless is shown, coincidence?

    • @bradbobhayhurst8604
      @bradbobhayhurst8604 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @Manzaniux15
      @Manzaniux15 4 года назад +3

      James is suuuuper smart with his scripts and references, probably not a coincidence.

  • @ssharkbait
    @ssharkbait 4 года назад +183

    “He might have gotten plastic surgery” or you might not recognize him cause of puberty and people usually just looking different as an adults most of the time.
    And that’s exactly what happened.

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 4 года назад +6

      It was a real "Be careful who you call ugly in middle school" situation

    • @spicfigd5735
      @spicfigd5735 4 года назад

      The13th Rose yeah its a epic moment

  • @ciaraskyy5574
    @ciaraskyy5574 4 года назад +90

    The fact that Izzy Stevens and Arizona Robbins are in this movie and they didn’t know they were going to be on greys Anatomy and it was going to be what most people know them by is crazy

    • @mjcaboose3479
      @mjcaboose3479 3 года назад +2

      I’m still wondering why the hell Denise Richards and David Boreanaz are in this

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Год назад

      Katherine Heigl and Jessica Capshaw portrayed Shelly Fisher and Dorothy Wheeler in the movie. They both did a phenomenal and spectacular job portraying their characters as they both put tons of emotion and depth into their roles.😍👍💯😎

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 Год назад

      ​@@mjcaboose3479 Denise Richards and David Boreanaz did a phenomenal and spectacular job portraying Paige Prescott and Adam Carr/ Jeremy Melton as they both put tons of emotion and depth into their roles.😍👍💯😎

  • @rsglobster6764
    @rsglobster6764 4 года назад +666

    I love this channel because you include the film making process when you do the countdown. Unlike other film channels that just bash and criticize the film, you give us insight into the hard work and effort that goes on behind the scene

    • @DogPerson626
      @DogPerson626 4 года назад +15

      And THEN he trashes it

    • @chriserwin7823
      @chriserwin7823 4 года назад +14

      AKA he's not cinema sins who straight out lies and manipulates movie footage.

    • @heresnegan6825
      @heresnegan6825 4 года назад +22

      @@chriserwin7823 finally someone who doesn't idolize that guy's lies

    • @chriserwin7823
      @chriserwin7823 4 года назад +11

      @@heresnegan6825 check out the RUclips channel th3birdman(that's the correct spelling) he constantly rips his videos apart and it's amazing.

    • @SixFootHalfling1
      @SixFootHalfling1 3 года назад +14

      @@chriserwin7823 Well dude isn’t Cinemasins just for fun. It feels petty to rip videos apart that are just made for others entertainment.

  • @SK-ik9mc
    @SK-ik9mc 4 года назад +319

    “Roses are red violets are blue, they’ll need a dental record to identify you”
    I am using this

    • @dominik4666
      @dominik4666 4 года назад +5

      Do I call 911 now or...?

    • @SK-ik9mc
      @SK-ik9mc 4 года назад

      DominikΩ омега сеншу whenever I am threatening someone (for example if my Valentine’s does not make me a sandwich when I command her)

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 года назад

      I'm guessing you don't get many Valentines with that "make me a sammich" mentality huh?

    • @tiaamdunord7817
      @tiaamdunord7817 4 года назад +1

      *they’ll need a dental record

    • @offscreen6116
      @offscreen6116 4 года назад

      Well your never gonna get a valentine if you command them to make you a sandwich like they're a bunch of maids

  • @shayan6976
    @shayan6976 4 года назад +151

    So they died by their Valentine.
    Guess I'll survive

  • @Emers0ned
    @Emers0ned 3 года назад +280

    Ruthie didn't deserve her death. Yes, she was a witness to Jeremy killing someone but she never did anything wrong to him (I actually don't think she knew him back to the time of the prom). I thought she would've survived if she stayed in her spot until sunlight, if he didn't see her that is.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +8

      And at least she tried to get through to Dorothy that Campbell only wanted her money.

    • @nostalgiafan3585
      @nostalgiafan3585 3 года назад +20

      On the contrary it was a crucial witness who could have screwed up adam's plan because everyone would have known that "jeremy melton" was in the party and his would have screwed up the shit, nobody should have suspected. plus i find this murder scene quirky and scary, the way she was killed too. its has to add originality and suspense as well as violence. I find
      that this scene and that of the jaccuzi are the best murder scenes I have ever seen in a slasher. so maybe if we were in reality she
      did not deserve such a violent death but we are in a film and in a slasher we want violence, if there is no violence it sucks.

    • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
      @user-jn1wm3tb8v 3 года назад +1

      @@nostalgiafan3585 I don't just want everyone dying. The best part of a slasher is seeing if maybe, just maybe, they might live. And if they don't we get a nice bit of gore.

    • @nostalgiafan3585
      @nostalgiafan3585 3 года назад +3

      0 0 the more dirty, bloody, original and scary the murders the better we like it.

    • @user-jn1wm3tb8v
      @user-jn1wm3tb8v 3 года назад +3

      @@nostalgiafan3585 I don't that much. I hate when a death just seems brutal for the sake of it. If they've been fighting for hours to live why kill them now? There are more ways to write out a character.

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 4 года назад +74

    I hope james covers prom night movies and carrie movies during the month of the prom

  • @weeptheblood
    @weeptheblood 4 года назад +190

    Is no one gonna talk about how the little Jeremy kid looks like Dwight from The Office?

  • @Ajehy
    @Ajehy 4 года назад +78

    The killer going on the dissection table at the beginning actually has a few possible explanations.
    CW for psychological issues:
    I’m no psychologist, but he clearly has deep-seated issues. Many victims of bullying develop suicidal thoughts, or an obsession with punishment (the kind he dishes out a few minutes later). Maybe he was giving himself one last “out” before going on his rampage, or leaving his survival up to fate in some way. Or just putting himself in a position to suffer, as a scalpel to the skin of his stomach wouldn’t kill him.
    My big question: how did he get his shirt back on so quickly?

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 2 года назад +5

      Or...
      He's a psychopath on a rampage against the people he thinks has wronged them through cruel bullying, and he's enough of a sadist he wants them to psychologically suffer by bullying them right back before he kills them.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +229

    "Warner Brother made the movie cut down on its gore thanks to concerns about violence after Columbine. Which come to think of it, was also a problem for Scream 3, maybe that's why these movies are so similarly stupid"
    Perfectly put, James.

    • @adamestes8200
      @adamestes8200 4 года назад +4

      Why are you everywhere how do I have this power

    • @TracyGJacksonTV
      @TracyGJacksonTV Год назад +3

      Most slasher films had blood and violence toned down shortly after The Columbine High School Shooting in which the entertainment industry was blamed for teen violence. Valentine wasn’t the first, the same same happened to Scream 3 which came out in February 2000.

  • @techsfor5540
    @techsfor5540 4 года назад +699

    James’ favorite things:
    1:Kills
    2:Title-cards
    And last but not least
    P R E D D Y F I G H T S

    • @MP-dm8xh
      @MP-dm8xh 4 года назад +22

      *AIR HORNS INTENSIFIES*

    • @alexkoder1982
      @alexkoder1982 4 года назад +13

      4. His Fiance

    • @jakesharrock5994
      @jakesharrock5994 4 года назад +6

      BWAAA WAA WAA WAA WAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 года назад +6

      5. Halloween. The holiday not the movie

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude 4 года назад +5

      BEAT. THAT. PUPPET!

  • @mr.lechat6649
    @mr.lechat6649 4 года назад +141

    Nose bleed thing aside, can we talk about how he kills someone at a museum. Those are usually heavily guarded with cameras. No way he could have left without them caching him.

    • @LaraCroftEyes1
      @LaraCroftEyes1 4 года назад +5

      I know I have been to museums there is always a guard or museum staff walking around throughout the building.

    • @Skopin
      @Skopin 4 года назад +10

      He probably just opened the browser settings and cleared his recent history.

    • @SonofEleknor
      @SonofEleknor 4 года назад +1

      @@Skopin booooo

    • @bigolworm3045
      @bigolworm3045 4 года назад

      Catching

  • @sleepyowl27
    @sleepyowl27 4 года назад +76

    James A. Janisse this kill count has made my Valentine's Day. All the best wishes to you & Chelsea!

  • @alexbaldwin5421
    @alexbaldwin5421 4 года назад +41

    Arizona and Izzie in one movie... perfect

    • @kayrockell
      @kayrockell 3 года назад +1

      I searched high and low for a grey’s comment😭thanks❤️😂😭😭😭

  • @thelytz9806
    @thelytz9806 4 года назад +409

    We need a link for that clip of James giving himself a swirly

    • @harperlou-5957
      @harperlou-5957 4 года назад +3

      The Lytz p l e a s e

    • @katevans3795
      @katevans3795 4 года назад +13

      Why the heck would you but your head into a into a toilet rather than just wash your hair out the sink. Stupid

    • @cagethelonewolf
      @cagethelonewolf 4 года назад +2

      @@katevans3795 because the sink and only reach 1 part of ur head stupid the tolit can wishe ur whole head in one go

    • @spartanz_lxl6519
      @spartanz_lxl6519 4 года назад +12

      Here you go.
      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @swatson1523
      @swatson1523 4 года назад

      SpArTaNz_ lxl👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 it’s fucking 2020 whyyyyy

  • @gwynethfrei3186
    @gwynethfrei3186 4 года назад +476

    No one:
    Dating apps from the 90s: Just your typical Viking mathematician

    • @pokochoco5931
      @pokochoco5931 4 года назад +3

      Hes like my 1st grade teacher.

  • @ReduxGalaxy
    @ReduxGalaxy 4 года назад +979

    To any and Everyone who was either rejected, or just doesn’t have one. Happy Valentine’s Day.
    Edit: wow didn’t expect this to blow up. Thank you to everyone who saw this, I hope this made your day as it did mine

    • @disgruntledwelsh3817
      @disgruntledwelsh3817 4 года назад +26

      You're doing god's work.

    • @mitchellneu
      @mitchellneu 4 года назад +5

      Thanks pal

    • @jvnr94
      @jvnr94 4 года назад +4

      Thanks bro

    • @ThePriscillaninja
      @ThePriscillaninja 4 года назад +5

      Happy Valentines Day everyone ^^

    • @shahidakhuhro3490
      @shahidakhuhro3490 4 года назад +9

      Doing god's work. This is the first valentine's day that i put effort into a gift for the girl i liked, and got a valentine, so i suppose it is progress. Good luck to everyone out there. Do whatever you want. I would tell you to "be yourself" but that's horseshit.

  • @Xehanort10
    @Xehanort10 3 года назад +40

    3:22 So Jeremy took off the black coat and his shirt, hid the actual corpse in the freezer, hid under the sheet and breathed just to scare her?

    • @nostalgiafan3585
      @nostalgiafan3585 3 года назад +2

      this is the only detail of the movie that I have ever understood.

    • @a.j.stanley6170
      @a.j.stanley6170 3 года назад +4

      I thought he just lifted his jacket up.

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 4 года назад +173

    The Dorothy thing on the end still bugs me, but anyway, this is a post Scream average slasher, with no memorable characters or kills like many others around, only watched because of Denise Richards, a huge fan of her since Wild Things

    • @shanta824
      @shanta824 4 года назад +1

      She was hot in the 90s 💋😏

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 4 года назад +1

      @@shanta824 That scene of her and the goddess Neve Campbell making out in that pool is stupendous 🔥

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 4 года назад +1

      @American Nightmare Urban Legend is much more Scream faithful than this one and has better kills as well

    • @kgeranios1
      @kgeranios1 4 года назад +1

      Consider that Dorothy's sin was framing Jeremy for a crime he did not commit, and in turn was framed for the murders. It's still a cornball movie, but there is a logic to it.

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 4 года назад

      @@kgeranios1 agree with you bro, but i can't think wtf she didn't talk or removed the mask, this ending gives me Halloween H20/Resurrection vibes

  • @djgillon3192
    @djgillon3192 4 года назад +934

    I’m just wondering why Jeremy didn’t kill the bullies as well

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +202

      Before the events of the film he probably did.

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 4 года назад +114

      They're the ones who probably broke his ribs they wouldve gone first tf

    • @BlitzoSuck33
      @BlitzoSuck33 4 года назад +161

      Xenohart, you know damn well he didn't. He didn't kill them because they're males and he was an 90s Incel.

    • @toatakanuva4846
      @toatakanuva4846 4 года назад +32

      Maybe they wanted to make a sequel
      ... or something, I don’t know

    • @justsomelochnessmonsterony8265
      @justsomelochnessmonsterony8265 4 года назад +47

      @@BlitzoSuck33 That doesn't make sense.

  • @toanuva6178
    @toanuva6178 4 года назад +251

    *The same year that he gave himself a Swirly, I was born into this World*

  • @meowmeowmeowmoews
    @meowmeowmeowmoews 3 года назад +32

    One thing I do love about Kate’s neighbor is that he can flirt with her without even mentioning the fact she’s only wearing a towel lol-

  • @joaovictorabramides9977
    @joaovictorabramides9977 4 года назад +483

    5:25 It’s nice to see that Steamed Hams meme is never going to die.

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 4 года назад +14

      @Singular Mouth You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?

    • @BeatrixP
      @BeatrixP 4 года назад +12

      It’s a...regional dialect.

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 4 года назад +11

      @@BeatrixP Uh-hu... Er, what region?

    • @BeatrixP
      @BeatrixP 4 года назад +11

      Uhhhh Upstate New York?

    • @justkiddingde6506
      @justkiddingde6506 4 года назад +12

      @@BeatrixP
      Really?
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams"...

  • @rasenshuriken9076
    @rasenshuriken9076 4 года назад +112

    "And nothing value was lost."
    How is this the best murder in the video?

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 4 года назад

      Rasenshuriken90 Wasn’t the golden Chainsaw given to Ruthy though for how brutal that was?

    • @HazeVI
      @HazeVI 4 года назад +2

      Oof Size:LARGE

  • @BUBBAGUMP450
    @BUBBAGUMP450 4 года назад +195

    Didn’t know Denise Richards was such a smoke show

    • @RNC200711
      @RNC200711 4 года назад +7

      I did like the way she said "Take your hand OFF my thigh" Lol

    • @TheGoldenAdonis
      @TheGoldenAdonis 4 года назад +1

      She was my fav in this movie

    • @NEFxDEF
      @NEFxDEF 4 года назад +1

      @PatronSaintOfTroll foreal where's this guy been

  • @georgev7845
    @georgev7845 4 года назад +50

    David Boreanaz can’t get enough of short blondes. It looks like scenes from the 3rd season of Buffy

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD 3 года назад +5

      He also married a short blonde in real life.

  • @THEFINALCRAFT9876
    @THEFINALCRAFT9876 4 года назад +108

    "Entire movie summary"
    Uhhhh... how else am I supposed to watch 4 movies in an hour?

    • @je7055
      @je7055 4 года назад

      Not to mention a lot of them are much, much better in their 20-minute James's Cut version, Valentine included >_>

  • @GamerboyJacobTheAnger
    @GamerboyJacobTheAnger 4 года назад +84

    James: *mentions David Boreanaz*
    Me: can I see him?

  • @stevenperez845
    @stevenperez845 4 года назад +36

    I Remember watching this movie in theaters only because David Boreanaz was in it. I was big into Buffy the Vampire Slayer and thought “I’m going to see Angel Kill some girls” I was most likely right

  • @andrew_n5598
    @andrew_n5598 4 года назад +146

    I really want to see James do a “that’s nice” Supercut. Like so James could see this comment and do it

  • @bettyreads222
    @bettyreads222 4 года назад +92

    The David Boreanaz moment "at this time in his career in a cemetery!" Lmaooo oh Angel.

    • @shanta824
      @shanta824 4 года назад

      He was in that show. My face 💀💋

  • @cameronstbernard
    @cameronstbernard 4 года назад +147

    Ain’t nobody talking bout that “steamed hams” reference??

  • @dejaalston8672
    @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +7

    When Kate says " Dorothy" I felt that in my heart as she is genuinely confused, hurt, and shocked that Dorothy is the killer. 🥺😟😭

  • @CooKidProductions
    @CooKidProductions 4 года назад +107

    James “a pretty straight forward slasher” Janisse

  • @thesuburbanalmanac6970
    @thesuburbanalmanac6970 4 года назад +69

    James: I put my head in a toile...
    Me: DISGUSTING!!!!!!!

  • @nintendomario007
    @nintendomario007 4 года назад +120

    For April Fools James should introduce himself as Janisse Z. James, do a "Live count", and watch a movie in reverse.

    • @strikersub1814
      @strikersub1814 4 года назад +4

      that sounds pretty good to be honest

    • @Deception975
      @Deception975 4 года назад +1

      So... Memento?

    • @carriehellbound1535
      @carriehellbound1535 4 года назад

      If he doesn't do this . . . I will be very upset

    • @CinematicInsanity
      @CinematicInsanity 4 года назад

      I want him to watch April Fool’s Day (the slasher). Would be super cool, along with your idea. Would be funny 😆

  • @bbkangs
    @bbkangs 4 года назад +64

    “Pigs bloo... I mean punch” 😂

  • @LynnE507
    @LynnE507 4 года назад +49

    I was JUST talking about this movie due to Valentine's day. Happy to see your notification James. Best Valentine's day ever!💗

  • @taylorhensel4044
    @taylorhensel4044 4 года назад +126

    14:34:
    “When the water’s good and RED-dy..”
    Goddam it James 😂

  • @RC99_Productions
    @RC99_Productions 4 года назад +22

    Fun fact:
    This is the first horror movie I ever watched, and that cherub mask still haunts me today.
    Reminds me of the mask used in "Alice Sweet Alice".

  • @bandgeekforlife406
    @bandgeekforlife406 4 года назад +87

    I have to be appreciative of the fact that when Dorothy says, "I was fat!" James says both, "That's not an excuse!" as well as, "And no, you weren't!" Too many people use vapid excuses for social cruelty, so it's nice to see that called out, even in a work of fiction. Additionally, too many young people have unrealistic expectations of what they should look like- even in a work of fiction.
    When I was in elementary school I thought that I was, in my own words, "stocky." This was mostly because I was naturally more muscular than other girls (partially due to genetics, and partially due to being more physically active), but I didn't realize that was the difference. I knew that I wasn't fat, but I also didn't think I was particularly thin. At some point when I had grown up some and looked back on childhood photos, I realized that while it hadn't actually bothered me (I enjoyed being physically capable- thanks Mom and Dad!), the way I imagined myself hadn't been accurate.
    I know a lot of other people HAVE been damaged through developing an inaccurate and negative self-image as a child, so it's nice that the observation that Dorothy wasn't fat is just made so genuinely in this vid :)

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +2

      What I love about Valentine is that it shows despite having a background, reputation, upbringing, social status, characteristic, personality, category, and image you can still maintain a friendship with all sorts of different individual's. Shelly, Lily, Paige, Kate, and Dorothy we're all best friends since childhood that all care about each other very much but despite that Dorothy was very unhappy and miserable due to her weight issues. Ever since 6th grade Dorothy had that reputation and image of being "fat", "ugly", and "unpopular" compare to her "pretty" and "popular" friends which earned her the nicknamed "The Big Fat One" and "Buffalo" which affect her emotionally and mentally as it lead to lifelong anger, insecurity, jealously, and resentment towards Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate. In my opinion I don't understand how can Dorothy be a social outcast. I mean sure she was overweight as a child but she was rich. I'm pretty sure if her classmate's knew that she would be popular just like Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate. If Dorothy had confidence her life would have been better as she will be refer as "The Rich One." In adulthood she transformed into a true beauty as she figure if she slimmed down she will gained confidence and lack insecurity but unfortunately deep down she still has that chip on her shoulder and childhood trauma. Sure Dorothy was the richest out of Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate but to her she didn't accept that as she wanted popularity, credibility, recognition, likeability, and admiration like her friends based on the argument between her and Kate when they both accused their boyfriend's of being the killer which is Adam (Kate's boyfriend) and Campbell ( Dorothy's boyfriend) as Dorothy figure that Kate was jealous but in reality Kate was stating logical and common facts. 1. She been dating Campbell for a month and she doesn't even know his last name? 2. She mention what Ruthie his ex-girlfriend, and 3. How well do you really know Campbell? It made her angry that she finally told Kate of how she feels about being "The Fat One as she rants about their personality and characteristic traits as she said "Come on Kate you always been the popular one, and Shelly was always the brainy one, and Lily was the fun one, and Paige was the sexy one, and I was the big fat one!!!!!!" And as far as you concerned that's exactly the way how it is Well you know what? Screwed all of you!!!!! I can tell Kate was hurt and shocked of how she kept this. To Dorothy things will never change and stay the same like earlier years ago as she will be always unhappy and miserable due to her belief her "unpopularity" as Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate will always have great things and happiness in their life due to their "popularity". Dorothy should at least be grateful for her friends because they all genuinely and sincerely like her for she was but Dorothy was blinded by rage fury to see that. In my opinion Dorothy is a complex character. It makes the audience feel sorry for her and want her to win such as getting a chance of happiness in life but at the same time we want her to die as she was the most horrible and worst one out of Shelly, Lily, and Paige. In my opinion Dorothy should have view Jeremy's invitation to dance as a positive standpoint as at least someone had interest in her since she wasn't really popular like Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate and everything would have been cool if Dorothy was real and just told the truth that she was kissing Jeremy. For example- ( Bully)- "You like it Buffalo getting hot?" ( Dorothy)- "Yeah I am it was great." Sure she would have been still teased but at least it won't end horribly but unfortunately due to her insecurities she did Jeremy dirty. She framed him for sexual assault, got him beat up by bullies, and got sent to reform school. Everytime when I watch the scene when Dorothy confesses that Jeremy never attacked her and her justification of why she did it really makes my skin crawl as it was just absolutely pitiful. She framed him for sexual assault because she was fat like what? 😕 She wasn't even fat in my opinion. Even though she confesses it wasn't really remorseful or regretful. Watching Jeremy getting his revenge on Dorothy was so satisfying as it put a smirk on my face as she deserved everything that came to her as she was the main source of Jeremy's public humiliation. 😏😈

  • @DeGamez
    @DeGamez 4 года назад +81

    5:23 I love the Steamed Hams reference James lol

    • @carleeelizabeth
      @carleeelizabeth 4 года назад +9

      AURORA BOREALIS?! at this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, located entirely within your kitchen?!

    • @ShootTheDamnZombie
      @ShootTheDamnZombie 4 года назад +3

      @@carleeelizabeth YESSSS!

    • @jacobthomas957
      @jacobthomas957 4 года назад +1

      De LG oh my

    • @carleeelizabeth
      @carleeelizabeth 4 года назад

      oh my god i just got to it that is perfect

    • @carleeelizabeth
      @carleeelizabeth 4 года назад

      @@ShootTheDamnZombie ...may i see it?

  • @solidzaku2
    @solidzaku2 4 года назад +52

    "David Boreanis? At this time in his career? In this kind of movie. Localized entirely in this cemetery?"
    "Yes."
    "Does he get to go on the kill count?"
    "....No."

  • @alfiona7951
    @alfiona7951 4 года назад +173

    "I was fat"
    "That's not an excuse"
    11:48 "And nothing of value was lost"
    Lmfao 😂😂😂
    Wow James 😂

    • @shanta824
      @shanta824 4 года назад +3

      yeah...the girl kiss him first.

  • @Talia_4u
    @Talia_4u 2 года назад +15

    When I was little, I used to love Valentine and the Wizard Of Oz. I would tell my grandma I wanted to watch Dorthy (I didn’t know the names of movies back then just characters lol) she would be confused which one I wanted. So to distinguish which I was speaking of, I would say “Bad Dorthy” for Valentines and “Good Dorthy” for the Wizard Of Oz. Thank you for reading this 🙃.

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +2

      I love Valentine. It's one of the best slasher movies. It's something about it that really intrigues me. It has this sexy and guilty pleasure vibe such as the concept, elements, tone, and theme as it was just constructed perfectly. It was such a unique and creative perspective in the slasher genre. The actresses did a great job portraying their roles. Also I love that twist ending and that song called Breed by Snake River Conspiracy that plays at the ending credits. It was just a really perfect way to end the movie. To this day I keep up a tradition of watching it every February and I consider it decent. Valentine is a true blue modern gem. Jamie Blanks directed a classic that will be in our hearts forever. It never gets old. 😍😎💯👍 Out of Shelly, Lily, and Paige Dorothy is the most horrible and wrost one. In my opinion Dorothy should have view Jeremy's invitation to dance as a positive standpoint as at least someone had interest in her since she wasn't really popular like Shelly, Lily, Paige, and Kate and everything would have been cool if Dorothy was real and just told the truth that she kissing Jeremy. For example- ( Bully)- "You like it Buffalo getting hot?" ( Dorothy)- " Yeah I am it was great." Sure she would have been still teased but at least it won't end horribly but unfortunately due to her insecurities she did Jeremy dirty. She framed him for sexual assault, got him beat up by bullies, and got sent to reform school. Everytime when I watch the scene when Dorothy confesses that Jeremy never attacked her and her justification of why she did it really makes my skin crawl as it was just absolutely pitiful. She framed him for sexual assault because she was fat like what? 😕 She wasn't even fat in my opinion. Even though she confesses it wasn't really remorseful or regretful. Watching Jeremy getting his revenge on Dorothy was so satisfying as it put a smirk on my face as she deserved everything that came to her as she was the main source of Jeremy's public humiliation. 😏😈

    • @claires1063
      @claires1063 Год назад

      How young were you when you were watching this shit?

    • @Talia_4u
      @Talia_4u Год назад

      @@claires1063 a toddler

  • @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE
    @MiSSJUiCEBOXXLiVE 4 года назад +102

    “Sits up like a serial killer”...or ya know..The Undertaker😭

    • @Lightnatural
      @Lightnatural 4 года назад +8

      Miss.Phoenixx i’m kinda dissapointed he didn’t say that knowing James is a huge fan of wrestling.

    • @darkest.diamond
      @darkest.diamond 4 года назад

      That's exactly what I said!!

  • @Chellygames
    @Chellygames 4 года назад +102

    it’s funny how dorothy and the first girl who gets killed both go on to star in grey’s anatomy

  • @phatasticmeemo
    @phatasticmeemo 4 года назад +112

    "Dorothy you aashole!"
    "That's not an excuse, and no you're not!"
    I dunno why but that bit made me laughed.

    • @dejaalston8672
      @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +9

      Out of Shelly, Lily and Paige who we're very cruel and heartless Dorothy is the most horrible and worst one. She framed Jeremy for sexual assault, got him beat up by bullies, and got sent to reform school. Everytime when I watch the scene when Dorothy confesses that Jeremy never attacked her and her justification of why she did it really makes my skin crawl as it was just absolutely pitiful. She framed him for sexual assault because she was fat like what? 😕 She wasn't even fat in my opinion. Even though she confesses it wasn't really remorseful or regretful. Wacthing Jeremy getting his revenge on Dorothy was so satisfying as it put a smirk on my face as she deserved everything that came to her as she was the main source of Jeremy's public humiliation. 😏😈

    • @DrMonkey98
      @DrMonkey98 Год назад

      10:31

  • @dejaalston8672
    @dejaalston8672 2 года назад +31

    I love how Kate feels remorse and empathy for Jeremy despite the fact that she knows he is the killer after Dorothy confesses that Jeremy never attacked her. It just shows she is a sweet and kind person.

  • @kevinlazaro4544
    @kevinlazaro4544 4 года назад +62

    That kid in the beginning be looking like Dwight Schrute 😂

    • @adamjenks9613
      @adamjenks9613 4 года назад +1

      Yeah he did!!

    • @JR384
      @JR384 4 года назад +4

      Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer from it every year!

    • @dlexi8096
      @dlexi8096 4 года назад +1

      Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

  • @plumboi6723
    @plumboi6723 4 года назад +58

    Why does James look so damn good today

    • @brute5464
      @brute5464 4 года назад +1

      Plum Boi bro same

    • @Killzone188
      @Killzone188 4 года назад +2

      Yeah pause then press this time stamp to get a good view 00:04

    • @carlosv9208
      @carlosv9208 4 года назад +1

      He always does tbh

    • @brute5464
      @brute5464 4 года назад +1

      not gonna lie he looks like a happy boi

    • @purplederp5926
      @purplederp5926 4 года назад +1

      It's Valentine's Day. What do you think?

  • @pigeononmars_460
    @pigeononmars_460 4 года назад +123

    10:32 “no you weren’t” 🥺🥺 awh my god 🥰 James is so nice.

    • @Mileshuh
      @Mileshuh 4 года назад +18

      @salty sailor So are you lmao, it's "you're"
      I love seeing grammar errors in comments that call people stupid. It just makes you look dumber than the original person.

    • @DogPerson626
      @DogPerson626 4 года назад +1

      Mar true. There’s a controversial video I like and a lot of comments are like “ur dum and giy” and I love correcting their grammar and proving that they are the idiots.

    • @annikavandermale9528
      @annikavandermale9528 4 года назад

      Mar EXACTLY

    • @annikavandermale9528
      @annikavandermale9528 4 года назад +1

      salty sailor *you’re* so rude

    • @annikavandermale9528
      @annikavandermale9528 4 года назад

      Doggoperson626 exactly I love correcting them

  • @kdeatherage42
    @kdeatherage42 4 года назад +41

    Young Jeremy looks likes a younger Dwight

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 4 года назад +4

      Young Kate is Angela, with blue eyes