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Although the ending at the park was a bit disappointing, I absolutely love the end with the killer going home to reveal he's an average guy with a family. Too many killers in these movies are paper cutouts of their genre, so to see one be shown to be a normal suburban dad makes him all the more creepier in my opinion.
It’s oddly realistic too Case in point My dad knew a guy behind our house who was funny and dressed as a cowboy Turns out that guy was Ivan Milat, infamous Australian serial killer who killed at least 7 hitchhikers in violent, torturous ways
I’ve thought about this. Like not to be morbid but if you work in customer service or do anything where you talk to or around lots different people every day, you may have met a serial killer and obviously didn’t know about it. Or at least somebody that’s killed someone. But to you they were just another random stranger
As a former haunt actor, I gotta say these are pretty realistic depictions of the patron crowd. Especially the person who "gets smart" and then goes out of their way to ruin everyone else's fun by calling things in advance. Seriously people. If you go to a haunt, don't do that shit. You're ruining the rest of the group's fun, you don't look cool if you're right, and you're wasting your own money by not even trying to enjoy yourself.
They do that because they're also afraid (kinda like how some people call out jumpscares in movies, so that they'll be ready for it), idk it's kinda like a coping mechanism that helps the person to expect the scare, so that they won't be scared.
Angelo Gabriel Mendoza then why go? I don’t understand going to a place to get scared but specifically avoiding being scared. Waste of money I’d say. And even if you can guess the scares, don’t ruin it for people you’re with. I’ve worked at a house and I’ve been through a lot/research them so I can always see a scare but I never tell who I’m with.
@@ssharkbait not sure tbh, maybe peer pressure or they just "enjoy" the thrill of being scared. I guess that's why most haunted rides have multiple places where the actors can jump, so that people who try to guess the scares can't truly expect where the actors will jump out.
Honestly, the very end of this movie made it for me. He wasn't some sick loner psycho who has deep trauma causing him to go crazy and kill people. He's a dad. A dude. A neighbor. Just somebody, anybody. He could be that guy you wave at every morning before you go to work. THAT is scary to me.
same, it was such a simple yet impactful end scene imo. making the murderer your everyday family guy was a great decision and im glad to see others agree!
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@aaronking5640 youd be suprised how smart serial killers are the worlds most famous alot of times had IQ's near if not over 200 and considering Einstein had within around like 220 or so thats damn smart plus wearing a balistic/stab vest for a crime like this i would hate to say it but thats just smart pre planning i mean if your going to do a crime at least do it right
The two only actors who have the most interesting voices are Tony Todd and Morgan Freeman. I would like to sit on a chair made with Tony Todd voice and sleep on a bed made with Morgan Freeman's voice
“i can’t arrest people for doing their job” dude she was in the bathroom doing her business and a guy just starts shaking the door trying to get in. ever heard of PRIVACY. and who tries to scare people in the bathroom
They have to sign a waiver going in, and I doubt the security guard is up to date on all the stuff the scare workers do. Could easily just have been a new guy going a bit overboard
For a Valentines episode or something "Today's golden chainsaw will go to you!" (Pulls out blender) yall know I love blender kills. "Dull Machete goes to your family. Off screen deaths are boring."
loved how when he open the locker with his other killer mask you can se a girl and a dude in hoodie dark grey like the one he is wearing so prob THE killer and all of the photo his head is not shown pritty cool
*passenger plane ‘ding’* “Uhhhhhh, gooooodevening passengers, this is yer Captain James speaking, uhhhhhhhhlooks like we got some flashing lights up ahead, but should be smooth sails.”
the scariest part about haunted houses is that there is no way you can tell if its just some dude in a cheap-ass costume trying to scare you or an ACTUAL serial killer blending in to get free kills
At least the movie deserves credit for making characters who initially seemed realistic, rather than over-the-top stereotypes and poorly-written caricatures. I feel like well-written characters are a rarity in horror films
Watching this video I’m realizing that I really enjoy how James actually states many good things about specific parts of these movies even if he doesn’t like them as a whole. Pointing out good set design, acting, special effects, etc
I swear to god, when you said “He played himself and got killed” I actually, for a moment, thought “so how did the rest of the movie get their special effects”
The guillotine scene is actually realistic, since most executions with them would take the head clean on, since the blade could be filled really easily.
Actually, they only cleaned & sharpened the blade about once a week, so historically it would typically take two or three chops for the guillotine to fully decapitate its victim if the victim was unfortunate enough to be on the chopping block at the end of the week. Early-week executions would cut clean through, though.
@@archivesEris Actually, the guillotine was dull enough to take more than one tries to decapitate only throughout the machine's testing period.. and when it was officially working as expected regularly [A.k.A when Robespierre literally sent anyone he didn't like that day to be publicly executed (so even the person that was condemned wasn't "unfortunate enough" to see the guillotine)], and historical finds and folktales remember the guillotine as being so efficient, that the victim's head would still have the nerves to blink or frown and often would blush for almost a minute, making your statement completely wrong.
@@archivesEris Kinda similar to how Hanging didn't always break the neck but that's more a gravity thing than a dulled blade being used hundreds of times
I laughed at the, "figuring out the actors from looking at their hands" part. As a haunt actor, I can say that is so inaccurate. Most of us wear gloves, so customers can't tell if we're real or not.😂
Catherine Agan that part also seemed weird to me since it just begs the question “how does that help?” I get it might lessen the scare if you see it coming but if I saw an actor up ahead I wouldn’t want to approach them for that reason lol
I'm every where you just have to look Dude, why would you read the comments before finishing? This is completely your fault, especially since you very easily could have stopped reading before the parentheses.
James thank you for these videos!! I’m not a fan of horror movies but my girlfriend is. I watch these before the movie so I don’t get too gut wrenched while watching with her. We both want to say thank you and keep on well doing you!!
This movie seems so cool for me, a guy who: -lives in Georgia and has been to Georgia whitewater -loves netherworld and goes often -has been a haunt actor
This is the first time I've encountered not just a warning, but also a tone to tell us it's alright to look at our screens again. Thank you so much, James! Those of us with photosensitive epilepsy absolutely appreciate that extra mile. And now I'm gonna binge all your uploads because you're awesome.
@@bargen0w You really don't many youtubers post far worse and get away with zero consequences despite adding no warning. Plus even if someone did try to sue him, the footage shown is from a movie used under fair use, so there isn't even a case to begin with. James does this simply because he is a good person
Yo, If There's a Princess and the Frog Live-Action Remake and Tony Todd is Dr. Facilier, I Wouldn't Give a Damn if it's basically the same movie, I'd Go Watch it
@@MovieFan1912 If it were a scene by scene remake, that didn’t pull whatever the fuck the live action did, I’d be okay with that. But that’s asking for a miracle
@@Venemofthe888 See No Evil was a remake, and I haven't seen the original from the 70s, but if it didn't have a lot of kills it may not be the best option for James to do on a Kill Count
I feel like it's something that everybody's seen but nobody talks about the only thing I HATED about it was neglecting to use the actual Ghostface Mask until the third season, which I dont even know if it's canon or not with either the prior two seasons or the film
How does it feel to be epileptic? like what if you are seated at a public place and they suddenly start flashing lights. . do you just seizure or do you have a time limit to get out of there
serendipity well with mine it’s not as severe. So when it does happen I’ll get a minor headache and I’m able to leave the area before it gets too intense. But I’m not allowed to go to certain places or do/watch certain things in the dark.
I remember going to a house like this and I actually got grabbed by one of the “monsters” and got put in a jail cell thing until I was completely alone, separated from the group and had to go through the haunted house completely alone and it was terrifyingly fun
Darby allin best member of aew roster besides the former wwe top guys I almost wanna say he passed them...he is passed hager and cody dustin and pac...Mox and Jericho can remain higher ups for now
Everyone: Say the phrase james! James: Welcome to the killcount where we tally up victims from our favorite horror movies. I'm James A. Janisse Everyone: *YAY*
If I'm being honest, I would have rather had Taylor survive than Brooke, she was way funnier and a horror fanatic surviving an actual slasher situation would be pretty poetic
I don't know how many of you are from Texas, but if you are a Texas native or plan to visit, hit up Cattleack BBQ in Dallas, Texas. The brisket is to die for.
That alert tone for flashing lights is the same tone that plays when the "seatbelts please" light switches on during a flight. I'm not sure why but it makes me feel kind of at ease. Like I'm going on holiday or something. Anyways, have a spoopy Halloween!! 🎃🎃
14:30 James, you never went through a magic phase, did you? For that trick (professionally) there isn’t a fake head on the table, it’s already in the basket. The blade hits the top of the pillory where it stops & collapses a bit, the front of the table (waist up) drops down when the assistant pushes on it to hide them from view, and a metal sheet falls down behind the head-hole to make it look like the blade went through. Very doable in front of a live audience, which makes sense since it’s been done for at least decades.
My highshool teacher was a voice actor and he always would show us projects he was working on he showed us the trailer for hellfest which was one of his last voice acting jobs he was the Narator voice for the trailer of this movie and he killed it
darion when I was a kid a guy in a scream mask scared me in a haunted house at cub scouts with a knife he was literally grabbing on a child and I told him that I hate him and I got in trouble 👍
When I watched this movie in theaters, that final line “I think this is the exit” bothered me so much. I thought the characters weren’t stupid until that part.
This movie could easily just be another cursed location movie or monster movie but its more about what is really happening like are they an actor or the real killer.
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Dead Meat love u james’s !
Dead Meat only a nice guy like you would note that. Respect bro, you’re a great guy.
Kenzie6 Mitche James’s what? His channel?
@@redditcentral6487 Uh, I'm not. I'm just being respectful. Try it some time.
@@DeadMeat Thank you for this. You're a real bro.
Although the ending at the park was a bit disappointing, I absolutely love the end with the killer going home to reveal he's an average guy with a family. Too many killers in these movies are paper cutouts of their genre, so to see one be shown to be a normal suburban dad makes him all the more creepier in my opinion.
It’s oddly realistic too
Case in point
My dad knew a guy behind our house who was funny and dressed as a cowboy
Turns out that guy was Ivan Milat, infamous Australian serial killer who killed at least 7 hitchhikers in violent, torturous ways
Yeah dude! I wish we see more of the killer :D
Whats even scarier is a lot of killers are
I’ve thought about this. Like not to be morbid but if you work in customer service or do anything where you talk to or around lots different people every day, you may have met a serial killer and obviously didn’t know about it. Or at least somebody that’s killed someone. But to you they were just another random stranger
Same I though that was a great choice to include that and it helped separate the killer from others of the genre.
Girl:*is about to be killed*
James:look at how cool this rock dude is!
i saw a rock dude like that in cedar point on halloweekends
it was pretty cool
We used to have the exact one at a place I went to forever ago!!
i fear that dog is a plague doctor
Doomdasher127 100%
As a former haunt actor, I gotta say these are pretty realistic depictions of the patron crowd. Especially the person who "gets smart" and then goes out of their way to ruin everyone else's fun by calling things in advance.
Seriously people. If you go to a haunt, don't do that shit. You're ruining the rest of the group's fun, you don't look cool if you're right, and you're wasting your own money by not even trying to enjoy yourself.
Roasted Pheasant I’m not a former actor and even I hate those people, it truly runs the fun.
Cool
They do that because they're also afraid (kinda like how some people call out jumpscares in movies, so that they'll be ready for it), idk it's kinda like a coping mechanism that helps the person to expect the scare, so that they won't be scared.
Angelo Gabriel Mendoza then why go? I don’t understand going to a place to get scared but specifically avoiding being scared. Waste of money I’d say. And even if you can guess the scares, don’t ruin it for people you’re with. I’ve worked at a house and I’ve been through a lot/research them so I can always see a scare but I never tell who I’m with.
@@ssharkbait not sure tbh, maybe peer pressure or they just "enjoy" the thrill of being scared. I guess that's why most haunted rides have multiple places where the actors can jump, so that people who try to guess the scares can't truly expect where the actors will jump out.
Honestly, the very end of this movie made it for me. He wasn't some sick loner psycho who has deep trauma causing him to go crazy and kill people. He's a dad. A dude. A neighbor. Just somebody, anybody. He could be that guy you wave at every morning before you go to work. THAT is scary to me.
same, it was such a simple yet impactful end scene imo. making the murderer your everyday family guy was a great decision and im glad to see others agree!
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@reversegames6866 ok but why did you put this?
@@LegendGamer-rf6nb because they wanna live a quiet life
@@reversegames6866 tf?
Man got stabbed and went home to his kid. Didn't bleed out or anything
No surgery or stitches
Just normal horror movie logic
maybe is wearing a knife vest with a blood bag
@@orcatwar9810 that's some scream level preplanning
@@aaronking5640 youd be suprised how smart serial killers are the worlds most famous alot of times had IQ's near if not over 200 and considering Einstein had within around like 220 or so thats damn smart plus wearing a balistic/stab vest for a crime like this i would hate to say it but thats just smart pre planning i mean if your going to do a crime at least do it right
Has any one else notice that this whole month was mostly James crushing over Tony Todd
todd
Cause Tony Todd is always a win
Candyman: Deadmeat featuring James A Janise from the Dead Meat series
Not really
The two only actors who have the most interesting voices are Tony Todd and Morgan Freeman. I would like to sit on a chair made with Tony Todd voice and sleep on a bed made with Morgan Freeman's voice
I love how much James cares about his fans by giving photosensitive people warnings
Same
I love you
Freakverse He would get in trouble if he didn’t
RemRawPlays uh what?
Hon we need to raise our standards. We're thanking a man for thinkin about photosensitive people.
"The other" pulled the ultimate power move.
He took of his mask to reveal a second smaller mask
Kakashi sensei reference?
Pulled a Master Chief
Pulled a Roxxxy Andrews
Pulled an anthony fauci
NWO Sting energy.
"I'm gonna need her back, dude." Best reaction to your girl getting carted off by a zombie man
Lmao
69 likes..you know I had to do em 👌
Sana - shut up😂😂😂
Zooshh YT Never 😉
Mom said it’s my turn on the Girlfriend snatching
“i can’t arrest people for doing their job”
dude she was in the bathroom doing her business and a guy just starts shaking the door trying to get in. ever heard of PRIVACY. and who tries to scare people in the bathroom
Kaivon Nix tryin to scare the shit outta her
Random Dude You Might Like 🤣
They have to sign a waiver going in, and I doubt the security guard is up to date on all the stuff the scare workers do.
Could easily just have been a new guy going a bit overboard
Just trying to speed up the bathroom process by scaring it out of you.
"who likes to scare people in the bathroom"
Michael Myers: 👀
We all know James chose this movie so he could see more Tony Todd lol
Tony Todd a true og
I mean like why wouldn’t you? the mans an absolute boss
To be fair, it's Tony fucking Todd, the man deserves to be shown as much as possible.
I mean Tony tod is epic
Lol
One of these days, James needs to do a joke where he says "I'll give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to YOU!" and then he pulls out a knife.
for some reason, i just read that really wholesomely... then i read the end
Hell fest killer: Im a great killer
Michael Myers: how dare you challenge me
For a Valentines episode or something
"Today's golden chainsaw will go to you!" (Pulls out blender) yall know I love blender kills.
"Dull Machete goes to your family. Off screen deaths are boring."
Wait a minute...
-Silent Killer
- No Personality
-Kills Teens
...is this Halloween all over again?
OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME
Naw it's friday the 13th
There is just a lot of horror movies that are under that list
And has micheal Myers like mask too
Michael Myers wasn't a family man, however.
“I’m gonna need her back dude”
He was so like uncaring about it, iw ould be like hey mf that's mine bring it back
@@robloxscript230 ok bud
mmm 666 likes
@bacon froyo well what's your's?
@@masterretro1585 Taylor goes by them/they as you can read in the pinned comment
i actually love how we never see the killers face. it's a great way to say that absolutely anybody in the crowd can be a serial killer.
loved how when he open the locker with his other killer mask you can se a girl and a dude in hoodie dark grey like the one he is wearing so prob THE killer and all of the photo his head is not shown pritty cool
EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!
Scares me
Mask dude was The Impostor.
They did a similar thing with the Collector, which was pretty cool too.
"Steal a doll from trivia murder party" underrated line
Top 3 most satisfying noises:
•Classical music
•A perfect choir
•"The movie begins with"
ZA WARUDO better be an honourable mention.
Um wat the most satisfying is... TITLE CAARD
100% Mason
Almost as good as "Let's find out and Let's get to the Numbers"
@Mason Johnson Yes 😂 it’s the best
*passenger plane ‘ding’*
“Uhhhhhh, gooooodevening passengers, this is yer Captain James speaking, uhhhhhhhhlooks like we got some flashing lights up ahead, but should be smooth sails.”
ohjeezriles if there was one comment to be hearted in this comment section, i’m glad it’s yours
Aaaaaa the channel liked my comment! :D :D
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The comments: DO A KILL COUNT ON-
Every single kill count video 😂
Lol am I right
Lol right
Exactly it pisses me off
@@libertyprime619 to be fair comments helps the youtube algorithm and helps the video to be shown more
The "Riff Raff" ticket guy is my uncle Danny, a scare actor here in Atlanta. Lol.
BRO THATS AWESOME
the scariest part about haunted houses is that there is no way you can tell if its just some dude in a cheap-ass costume trying to scare you or an ACTUAL serial killer blending in to get free kills
"when did these realistic characters get so unrealistically dumb?"
James just summed up pretty much most horror movie character development
Uh huh!
To be fair a lot people when under presure and scared make dumb choices.
@@orbex106 While true people also don't always make dumb choices when under pressure and some often make better choices under pressure
@@blaze6400 yes to be fair it just matters what kind of person you are. But when people call people dumb on tv you have to take that into account.
At least the movie deserves credit for making characters who initially seemed realistic, rather than over-the-top stereotypes and poorly-written caricatures. I feel like well-written characters are a rarity in horror films
James: Nat pops out and yells a cheesy line:
Nat: **grunts**
Ikr
Lmao ikr
She said "go to hell". It was weirdly said tho.
The scariest part of the movie was when nat sat on the public toilet without cleaning it first
No squatting, no toilet paper shields NADA 👎🏽
@@missiamtwinkles0169 you’ll be fine. What I really hate are people who hover and piss all over it
@@katiebayliss9887yeah if I run into a toilet seat I need to clean first I'll just find a different toilet lol
@@nataliealphonse4634 when you’re waiting in line and only one stall is Open at a Time you can’t
We’re hovering over the toilet was squatting like someone said but some people do sit on it without cleaning it
I’m starting to think James has an obsession with Tony Todd, and I definitely see why
Dylan Wentz Hhhmmmm, I don’t see anything WRONG with that addiction.....
Free your Mind me neither my guy. me neither
Dylan Wentz Beautiful.
He's a beautiful man I don't see why
Horror wouldn’t exist without him 😪
Watching this video I’m realizing that I really enjoy how James actually states many good things about specific parts of these movies even if he doesn’t like them as a whole. Pointing out good set design, acting, special effects, etc
I believe he even did it for the movie he hated the most. The third I know what you did last summer
@@twbillionare9568 I'm pretty sure Thankskilling 3 is his most hated movie
“Quinn is Brooke’s boyfriend who, i dunno, Is a Guy”
oh shit its me
*plot twist: he's trans*
@@themyofmy oop-
Missy Does something ofc you gotta mention something like that
@@themyofmy Actually they isn't (damn English is weird language). More like non-binary.
Who else is binge watching these in quarantine?
honestly your probably not gonna see this but i agree that spring roles taste good
Me :D
Hell yeah
They do taste good
me, the person who is totally the DOOM slayer and not Yoshikage Kira
“Who’s gonna be worse for haunts than McKamey Manor”
woof nice reference
*but what's the sauce on your image*
@@Salmon_Samurai looks like highschool dropout "anime" cosplay
It moved to about an hour from where I am. I was thinking about doing it
@@UnlikeRelic look up some videos, it doesn't really exist anymore
That pfp
"I'm gonna need her back dudeee" honestly best line of the movie
😅😅😅😅
“He was basically killed as an afterthought. Kinda like how his character was written.”
I swear to god, when you said “He played himself and got killed” I actually, for a moment, thought “so how did the rest of the movie get their special effects”
This but with his scene
Like did he make the prop before the acting
The guillotine scene is actually realistic, since most executions with them would take the head clean on, since the blade could be filled really easily.
Actually, they only cleaned & sharpened the blade about once a week, so historically it would typically take two or three chops for the guillotine to fully decapitate its victim if the victim was unfortunate enough to be on the chopping block at the end of the week. Early-week executions would cut clean through, though.
@@archivesEris so much for humane death
@@archivesEris Actually, the guillotine was dull enough to take more than one tries to decapitate only throughout the machine's testing period.. and when it was officially working as expected regularly [A.k.A when Robespierre literally sent anyone he didn't like that day to be publicly executed (so even the person that was condemned wasn't "unfortunate enough" to see the guillotine)], and historical finds and folktales remember the guillotine as being so efficient, that the victim's head would still have the nerves to blink or frown and often would blush for almost a minute, making your statement completely wrong.
@@archivesEris Kinda similar to how Hanging didn't always break the neck but that's more a gravity thing than a dulled blade being used hundreds of times
Me: Watches Hell fest months ago
James:Makes a video about it
Me: Acts like I never watched it
Lol same
Tru dat
Same😂😂
Elizabeth MDS
Lol
James’ man crush on Tony Todd continues to live on
Quinn’s death is sad to me because he was just trying to help his friend and got offed so quickly like poor guy your heart was there .
It’s a shame he was annoying and uninteresting
@@RJIS oh damn I thought he was your above average chill bro character
@@buffyglimmers sorry, but when I watched the movie last night, I was just waiting for him and the others, besides Natalie and Gavin, to die
James A. Janisse: I'm James A. Janisse
Auto captions: James A JD
I think you mean I'm James a Chinese
Look, I'm not even gonna ask how it heard 'nisse' as D 😂
Daley Huard how did you comment this an hour ago this was released 47 minutes ago
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I laughed at the, "figuring out the actors from looking at their hands" part. As a haunt actor, I can say that is so inaccurate. Most of us wear gloves, so customers can't tell if we're real or not.😂
Catherine Agan that part also seemed weird to me since it just begs the question “how does that help?” I get it might lessen the scare if you see it coming but if I saw an actor up ahead I wouldn’t want to approach them for that reason lol
@@TheJthedog Exactly! LOL! I was also thinking the same thing. 😂
Catherine Agan that’s a good point
@big chungus chungo it's just a debate bubba 😂
Listen for breathing, look for minor movements, and use your nose. Humans smell different than mannequins
(SPOILER ALERT)
Can we agree that Hell fest’s ending is just great (the revelation that the killer is a normal everyday guy!)
Kind of like Dexter in my opinion.
The ending was quite the surprise. It ultimately made the film killer!
The Packing Pacjack thanks for the spoiler
I'm every where you just have to look Dude, why would you read the comments before finishing? This is completely your fault, especially since you very easily could have stopped reading before the parentheses.
Edgar Talan Poe it’s fine the end wasn’t at all what I was expecting we all like dead meat no need to argue
You are one of the ONLY heroic few that warn before flashing lights. I get CRAZY headaches and can go into seizures easily. You fucking rule, my man.
James thank you for these videos!! I’m not a fan of horror movies but my girlfriend is. I watch these before the movie so I don’t get too gut wrenched while watching with her. We both want to say thank you and keep on well doing you!!
Gg
Hh
are u guys still dating❓❓😭
@@fangorie asking the real questions
I wish he did “Blood fest” next it’s so good and has a LOT of kills.
i agree
The title has a nice tie in too. 🎃💀🕷️😎
You *hope* he *does* blood fest next
email him lol, dont comment it
Blood fest is the Sharknado-esque version of Hellfest
We need to protect James and Chelsea at all costs.
They're such wonderful people!
Yes
Chill dude
@@Steverrito :(
The most scary thing about this movie is that she threw away that pretzel
😂😂😂😂
Tbh the eye stab was a little hard to watch
@@XboxgamerZ well I mean your not wrong😂
Yo, I definitely felt a way when she wasted that pretzel!
@@XboxgamerZ that was one of the lamest movie eye stabs tho
Why did I say aww when the little girl said “daddy you’re home!” And hugged her dad like if he didn’t just murder like 8 ppl
Well forsaken pumpkin is right,meybe your edgy,but thats normal for people to be edgy
@@Skeleton_music what do you mean??
@@Skeleton_music What's rude about calling someone edgy? If someone talks shit about you or calls you edgy, you can just shrug it off.
Wow that was kinda a spoiler
Lil Mo maybe don’t read comments before watching a video
This movie seems so cool for me, a guy who:
-lives in Georgia and has been to Georgia whitewater
-loves netherworld and goes often
-has been a haunt actor
@@__-fh1qr Canton boi
Me Georgia lol
-loves to murder people brutally
13 stories haunt actor myself
ayyy georgia gang
2:32 - one of the girls who survived the opening scene is my cousin.
Cool
0:47 james called your cousin sexy then
Lol
@@sonoftone8629 😂😂😂
That’s nice my friends cousin is Chris Hemsworth👍
This is the first time I've encountered not just a warning, but also a tone to tell us it's alright to look at our screens again. Thank you so much, James! Those of us with photosensitive epilepsy absolutely appreciate that extra mile. And now I'm gonna binge all your uploads because you're awesome.
James is such a cool dude, he legit gives a warning for people that are photosensitive.
Dorkis Morkis true dat fellow epic gamer
i mean he legally has too at the start of the video, but the extra times throughout is him putting in an extra hell yeah.
Wha an Excellent move
@@bargen0w You really don't many youtubers post far worse and get away with zero consequences despite adding no warning. Plus even if someone did try to sue him, the footage shown is from a movie used under fair use, so there isn't even a case to begin with. James does this simply because he is a good person
bare minimum
13:29 AND HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!
OML James 😂😂😂 idk why that cracked me up so much
Ruby Rose hope there are no clowns in there.
@@eyebrawlnlc1116 there is me
@@eyebrawlnlc1116 Nice Zombieland Reference
What up kiddo it’s the world’s best uncle, Qrow
@@NoName75241 UNCLE QROOOOWWWW!!!
Yo, If There's a Princess and the Frog Live-Action Remake and Tony Todd is Dr. Facilier, I Wouldn't Give a Damn if it's basically the same movie, I'd Go Watch it
SAME!!!!!
Yes please
At this point, A Disney live action that is basically the same movie would be a breath of fresh air
@@dreamiinotdream730 Are you sure you want another Lion King remake?
@@MovieFan1912 If it were a scene by scene remake, that didn’t pull whatever the fuck the live action did, I’d be okay with that. But that’s asking for a miracle
" ...and Darby Allin on stilts."
The wrestling references kill me every time
It shocks me that he hasn't done see no evil 1 or 2 yet. Probably cause off wwe being a copyright ninja
@@Venemofthe888 See No Evil was a remake, and I haven't seen the original from the 70s, but if it didn't have a lot of kills it may not be the best option for James to do on a Kill Count
@@JadenCH2K i had no idea it was a remake xD
Coffin drop while on stilts. Lol.
69th likes..... nice.
Jokes on you, I dont have that kinda epilepsy
Me: 1
Flashy Lights: 0
Lmaooo
😂😂😭
Flashy lights in a Gandalf voice:so be it
The golden chainsaw goes to James A Janisse for thinking of his photosensitive viewers
Edit: OMG PINCH ME. I GOT 1.4K LIKES? Surely I'm dreaming.
Is anyone even photo sensitive here?
@@docmarten8269 yes.
This comment just KILLED me... which deserves golden chainsaw too^^
Nicely done
just dont be photosensitive
When James mentions the mtv scream I was so happy I thought I was the only one who watched it
No
That show was pretty boring tbh
I loved that show! Bex Taylor-Klaus was so good in it!
I feel like it's something that everybody's seen but nobody talks about
the only thing I HATED about it was neglecting to use the actual Ghostface Mask until the third season, which I dont even know if it's canon or not with either the prior two seasons or the film
@@thedude3065 its cannon sadly....
Again, from a fellow epileptic... thank you for the strobe warnings ⚠️ you’re the real GOAT my man 🙌🏾👍
How does it feel to be epileptic? like what if you are seated at a public place and they suddenly start flashing lights. . do you just seizure or do you have a time limit to get out of there
serendipity well with mine it’s not as severe. So when it does happen I’ll get a minor headache and I’m able to leave the area before it gets too intense. But I’m not allowed to go to certain places or do/watch certain things in the dark.
Great GooglyMoogly dang that has to suck being given something you didn’t ask for
serendipity it does. But I’ve learned to live with it over time.
Twisted Pride “greatest of all time”
You should get the “Lets get to the kills” hoodie
Yes
Interesting note, Hellfest is a metal festival in France.
Ok...well, this is Hell Fest, not Hellfest. But interesting...
@@yo-kaiwatchfan114 You really had to point that out?
Have always wanted to go but prefer the more medium size ones like Bloodstock etc
To me, Hellfest doesn't sound like much of a name that would be used in _France_
@@yo-kaiwatchfan114 why does that matter?
The ending is exactly like the ending of Kevin Smith's batman run, Onomatopoeia goes home unmasks and returns to a regular civilian life.
That's exactly what I was thinking when I was watching this movie
18:44 I see my Little Babadook In The Background.
Thank you for giving that to us again! Glad you spotted it!
This video just came out tow minutes how u watch fast
@@ZimZimmm They were patrons who saw the video a day earlier.
Fluffy Dinosaur patreon
@@ZimZimmm ways
James: "You know-- *this* tone." *Boonng!*
Me: The captain has turned on the "fasten seatbelts" sign... 😀
“Please keep your seatbelts on as we are about to land”
Nobody:
James: YOU'LL WATCH TONY TODD AND YOU'LL LIKE IT GODAMMIT
- SpaceMan - I got no problem with more Tony Todd. Man’s awesome.
And everyone is enjoying it
LOL
@@realmario979 too true
The improvised dialogue is great. I think it makes it all that much more realistic
I remember going to a house like this and I actually got grabbed by one of the “monsters” and got put in a jail cell thing until I was completely alone, separated from the group and had to go through the haunted house completely alone and it was terrifyingly fun
Taylor is immediately my favorite character
Just because I love her in Scream the series
Reminds me soo much of Kirby from scream 4 my personal favourite character from a slasher. Would love to see both of them in more horror films.
Ruby Rose she was clever but she was killed too soon
I thought her character was incredibly obnoxious and I was rooting for her to die first lol
I only know her bc of shake it off and blank space music video
I love her in that!
"darby allin on stilts"
HE DOES LOOK LIKE DARBY ALLIN!
Darby allin best member of aew roster besides the former wwe top guys I almost wanna say he passed them...he is passed hager and cody dustin and pac...Mox and Jericho can remain higher ups for now
I think it is him dude
He didn't hit a coffin drop tho
@@GODGARNO give him five minutes he may just do it :'D
HE DOES!!!!!! OMFG
The amount of respect I have for James is just- wow
"I think this is the exit."
*REALLY*
"I ThInK tHIs Is tHE ExIT."
*proceeds to enter maze labelled 'welcome to hell'*
Welllllll hell is kinda some people's exit. 🤷
@@Mypeenorhurt definitely my exit lmfao
James: weak spot over Tony Todd
Chelsea: weak spot for leather face
imagine if tony todd was in a tcm movie
both will have a freak out
Texas hook massacre
Everyone: Say the phrase james!
James: Welcome to the killcount where we tally up victims from our favorite horror movies. I'm James A. Janisse
Everyone: *YAY*
As someone with epilepsy I appreciate your help and editing so I can enjoy your thanks
"They all sign a waiver, given to them by Riff Raff" Had me in tears. Unexpected Rocky Horror
I was so upset when Taylor died
That escape was so epic
I was more upset that Taylor wasn't killed by the guillotine.
If I'm gonna be real I wanted Taylor to live. There aren't many horror movies with a final girl like her, so it'd be a nice change of pace.
@@upliftthrone7662 Nah.
I was like “where the hell was the title card?!” throughout the whole kill count
Yeah where is Tites card
At the end
If I'm being honest, I would have rather had Taylor survive than Brooke, she was way funnier and a horror fanatic surviving an actual slasher situation would be pretty poetic
"Darby Allin on stilts."
James A. Janisse is #AllElite
Frank Piccirillo perfect comment
A E Dub A E DUB A E DUB
TOO SWEET WHOOP WHOOP
A guess I better have ... A LITTLE BIT OF THE BUBB-LAY! #SupportWrestleTalk
Don’t worry I have the tickets 😉
The fog reminds me of when you're trying to have a conversation with somebody at a bbq and sit close to the grill.
As a Texan, I feel at home.
WatchKassiopia I hate when that happens, it burns my eyes really bad lol
@@TheEvilResidents I feel that. Nothing says good bbq like stinging eyes. 🤣
@@mephistopheles4910 I like the spicy sauce more than burning eyes.
I don't know how many of you are from Texas, but if you are a Texas native or plan to visit, hit up Cattleack BBQ in Dallas, Texas. The brisket is to die for.
I really hated Gavins death. I remember in theaters i was like “damnnnnn”
“Worse for haunts than Mckamey Manor” Dead 😂😂😂
That alert tone for flashing lights is the same tone that plays when the "seatbelts please" light switches on during a flight. I'm not sure why but it makes me feel kind of at ease. Like I'm going on holiday or something. Anyways, have a spoopy Halloween!! 🎃🎃
Me hearing Tony Todd's in the movie: Ooh! This movie suddenly became 100% more awesome!
The Hell Fest killer just wants to live a quiet life.
Hopefully he doesnt bite the dust
Oh my god
party hard my dude
this feels like a picnic
Hopefully he doesn't encounter an ambulance
14:30 James, you never went through a magic phase, did you?
For that trick (professionally) there isn’t a fake head on the table, it’s already in the basket. The blade hits the top of the pillory where it stops & collapses a bit, the front of the table (waist up) drops down when the assistant pushes on it to hide them from view, and a metal sheet falls down behind the head-hole to make it look like the blade went through. Very doable in front of a live audience, which makes sense since it’s been done for at least decades.
James: *Warns about flashing lights*
Also James: *Has a disco light in the background *
But it’s not flashing is it bud
It’s a warning for quick flashing lights, it can cause an epileptic seizure. The disco ball is too small and slow to cause anything.
People are hating on you... why?
You made a joke. You just pointed out some irony, you weren’t being a dick like most people on here
@@sunder530 r/wooooosh
I swear you all just got r/wooooshhhhed
Kinda sad that james didn"t talk about the different masks in cabnet like the one from scream queens or happy death day
I didn't see the baby mask from HDD but the devil is 100% there from SQ and that's so cool
"Darbi Allen on stilts"
James every time you make a wrestling reference I love your videos even more
Every last one is amazing
I like how James just starts by saying, "Final girl Nat"
You should have a shirt that says "Let's Gets To the Kills"
Imagine wearing that at Disney. Security would be up in your ass before you made it pass the entrance.
that would most certainly get you arrested
there is
"Kinda like his character was written" God damn James, you got an extra kill to count.
“Darby Allin on stilts” JAMES WATCHES AEW AEW AEW
Yes!
AEW AEW AEW
Ah yes fellow wrestling fans btw happy Halloween
🤘
EO Gaming either that or he watches Indy wrestling because he was around before AEW
My highshool teacher was a voice actor and he always would show us projects he was working on he showed us the trailer for hellfest which was one of his last voice acting jobs he was the Narator voice for the trailer of this movie and he killed it
I went to a haunted house today. Almost had a heart attack, wanted to die half way through
But, y’know
I’d do it again
darion when I was a kid a guy in a scream mask scared me in a haunted house at cub scouts with a knife he was literally grabbing on a child and I told him that I hate him and I got in trouble 👍
B&B nation My god you are right
@@CoolDarion Yea i went to a haunted house but i got punched accidently
"Darby Allin on stilts” and "Zombie Ultimate Warrior" I love you inside wrestling jokes James
Thought I was the only one
@@halfmanhalfkangaroo6149 BAH GAWD!
When I watched this movie in theaters, that final line “I think this is the exit” bothered me so much. I thought the characters weren’t stupid until that part.
This movie could easily just be another cursed location movie or monster movie but its more about what is really happening like are they an actor or the real killer.
“worse for haunts than mckamey manor” damn james goin for the jugular🤘
That moment when you hear a dark crystal reference.
So Dark Crystal kill count?
Jacob Olsen not a horror movie.
Nishay Hira not all of the kill counts are horror movies
MonkeysInTheWalls neither does jurassic world, but there is still a kill count for that lol
Bakubro stop trying to defend dark crystal. It’s not working.
Wow, I am appalled by all the hate on this comment. Damn!
Me: *opens youtube* Dammit it's only thursday, I have to wait til tomorrow for the new ki....whaaaaaaat is this?
The Tony Todd Voice attraction at 3:44 reminds me of the Final Destination 3 Voice over Tony Todd did
yess, his voice is just badasss !