Uncle Sam (1996) KILL COUNT

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @WnVSkipper
    @WnVSkipper 6 лет назад +14775

    i have no idea why but these videos are so easy to bingewatch

  • @atomiclr6369
    @atomiclr6369 6 лет назад +4797

    I’ve watched every single kill count and I never get bored, you have some of the greatest scripts, jokes, and editing on this website. Don’t stop making videos.

  • @aetrunk3719
    @aetrunk3719 4 года назад +1817

    James: This movie came out in either 96 or 97
    RUclips movies: 2011, take it or leave it

    • @jelliluvsu9751
      @jelliluvsu9751 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @asfg166playz3
      @asfg166playz3 3 года назад +13

      96 lol switch it TEKASHI 69

    • @logansadventures5750
      @logansadventures5750 3 года назад +3

      I know

    • @zolotria
      @zolotria 3 года назад +26

      If I had to guess, it's set to 2011 because that might be when it was officially uploaded to RUclips.

    • @Acurza
      @Acurza 3 года назад +3

      Thats the crappy remake

  • @sarangabora7573
    @sarangabora7573 3 года назад +583

    2:46 James: "And judging by the kid's infatuation with the guy , its probably a wet dream" LMAOOO I ALMOST CHOKED

  • @apache64delta
    @apache64delta 4 года назад +4253

    Me, at midnight: "one more kill count"
    Me three hours later: " *one more* "

  • @forknifecapt.2410
    @forknifecapt.2410 6 лет назад +492

    "And I'll do whatever the president says to do cause he knows better" this kid would execute order 66 without asking any questions

    • @denserdrm6492
      @denserdrm6492 6 лет назад +4

      John J. The fuck is order 66?

    • @KawaiiJackHonne
      @KawaiiJackHonne 6 лет назад +8

      And protocol 10

    • @beepityboop3740
      @beepityboop3740 6 лет назад +11

      Hell make an excellent clone trooper

    • @KhalbraeReal
      @KhalbraeReal 6 лет назад +12

      And separating children from anybody crossing the border intentionally or not that is missing documents.

    • @kowikowi7060
      @kowikowi7060 5 лет назад +6

      @@KhalbraeReal dont involve your kids into a fellony and you'll fine

  • @comradedyatlov4143
    @comradedyatlov4143 5 лет назад +271

    8:30 -
    That was beautiful. His voice was so emotional, you know? Gave me nostalgia and made me cry. Such a beautiful voice.

    • @thebaecat
      @thebaecat 5 лет назад +30

      agreed. so emotional, beautiful and all around wonderful. couldn't stop crying.

    • @ascoutmainTF2
      @ascoutmainTF2 4 года назад +11

      I cried,

    • @appendixlessloser4806
      @appendixlessloser4806 4 года назад +12

      The greatest recitation of the national anthemic

    • @crystalrose5646
      @crystalrose5646 4 года назад +9

      The Science Show it touched my heart

    • @lupitalomeli7128
      @lupitalomeli7128 4 года назад +2

      Uhh are you guys serious or joking?

  • @gameroftheyear1000
    @gameroftheyear1000 4 года назад +381

    12:16 “I’m too old for this crap, cut it out” idk why but that line delivery kills me 😂

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 5 лет назад +2381

    "It was like, 10 countries ago"
    THATS GONNA BE A YIKES FROM ME

    • @matthewevans4895
      @matthewevans4895 4 года назад +98

      man robs a store and gets shot by every customer in the store
      Welcome to America

    • @karstenmcguffey1119
      @karstenmcguffey1119 4 года назад +56

      @@matthewevans4895 I like how he measures in countries

    • @matthewevans4895
      @matthewevans4895 4 года назад +29

      @@karstenmcguffey1119 you can't count britan's without going into triple digits

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 4 года назад +34

      America, we'll fight everyone, even ourselves

    • @tree_addict280
      @tree_addict280 4 года назад +4

      Lol perfect timing
      The dude said that as soon as i saw this

  • @SuperDutie
    @SuperDutie 6 лет назад +1845

    Hey Dead Meat, this is the last Kill Count for me for a while, I'm getting shipped off to the Navy tomorrow. Thank you for making the last year of my life full of entertainment and laughter and reviving my love for horror all over again. Im excited to see what you'll accomplish while I'm gone and I'm looking forward to binge watching all of youe videos and podcasts as soon as i can. See you in 2 months ✌

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 лет назад +694

      Good luck, Luis! Stay safe and thanks so much for everything you're doing for us!

    • @smilinjack8568
      @smilinjack8568 6 лет назад +105

      Make America proud

    • @coal3751
      @coal3751 6 лет назад +62

      Thank you sir I hope you luck

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 6 лет назад +38

      Luis Alcantar I got about two months before I go to Marine boot. So I am good till then.

    • @Cobbsterner
      @Cobbsterner 6 лет назад +21

      Luis Alcantar Good luck, mate.

  • @figisfruit8256
    @figisfruit8256 5 лет назад +2107

    *mom walks in*
    "And before you know it, you've got Isaac Hayes and a telepathic blind kid shooting cannon balls at a zombie soldier."
    *mom walks out*

  • @dubliam8064
    @dubliam8064 3 года назад +911

    I have a feeling if James covered this film today he'd fucking love it

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 3 года назад +7

      @Gamer the Gamer is bad. Finished your sentence.
      (It's a meme)

    • @Cletus-Hellfire
      @Cletus-Hellfire 3 года назад +61

      This film is more fun than I originally thought. It has more creativity than some slashers. I do think they should have explained the zombie bit and why he was recruiting his nephew. Is he like Jason Voorhees or what?

    • @jerbs5346
      @jerbs5346 2 года назад +5

      What do you mean by that?

    • @nvm9040
      @nvm9040 2 года назад +9

      ReCount of Uncle Sam

    • @MAX-xd4uz
      @MAX-xd4uz Год назад +3

      @Dubliam ah a fellow Amphibia fan in the wild

  • @christopherellis2414
    @christopherellis2414 4 года назад +992

    “Don’t worry it’s friendly fire!”
    Call of Duty: friendly fire will not be tolerated

  • @zettron3721
    @zettron3721 6 лет назад +2518

    We got a kill, on average, every 5.56 minutes.
    5.56mm Ammunition
    Uncle Sam paid attention

  • @sarsona_3611
    @sarsona_3611 5 лет назад +1184

    Its 4th Of July right now and watching this is a great way to spend it.

  • @atomicwrongs
    @atomicwrongs 4 года назад +370

    Sam, burying a kid alive: "Goodnight."
    The tiny Chop Top that lives in my brain, always: "Goodnight~!!"

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад +8

      Goodnight!

    • @theycanseeme
      @theycanseeme 3 года назад +4

      Yes- you're now my friend. Come with me *steals you*

    • @aideen6474
      @aideen6474 3 года назад +5

      OH GOOD it's not just me

  • @ethansmith5993
    @ethansmith5993 6 лет назад +543

    I wish there was an unlimited amount of Kill Counts. There so professionally made and probably the only 20ish minute videos I can watch without dying of boredness. If your reading this James keep doing what your doing and never stop!

    • @Ezio03
      @Ezio03 6 лет назад +8

      oh yeah yeah

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 6 лет назад +2

      Ethan Smith yep boy iss fookin amazing

    • @ethansmith5993
      @ethansmith5993 6 лет назад +4

      RadGhostNinja oh yeah yeah

    • @Eood04
      @Eood04 6 лет назад +4

      Ethan Smith oh yeah yeah

    • @ethansmith5993
      @ethansmith5993 6 лет назад +3

      Eood _ oh yeah yeah

  • @likcklepikle4036
    @likcklepikle4036 5 лет назад +1268

    “Try dodging that you goddamn hippie”the best line ever

    • @kingcrayon3668
      @kingcrayon3668 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao protest jokes

    • @silverfoxtrot3470
      @silverfoxtrot3470 5 лет назад +1

      What time stamp i never noticed that line

    • @d0gg031
      @d0gg031 4 года назад +1

      Uhhh I feel bad for only 2 comments so here’s the third I guess

    • @p1n3appl36
      @p1n3appl36 4 года назад +1

      The guy above me doesn't know there's now 4 >:3

    • @Enbi_bitch2
      @Enbi_bitch2 2 года назад +1

      @@silverfoxtrot3470 7:47

  • @WalkingDead4LifeTX
    @WalkingDead4LifeTX 6 лет назад +329

    This might be the best script you've written in a while! I was laughing all the way through! You are the best, James!!

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 лет назад +29

      Thanks, it was one of my favorite scripts too

    • @WalkingDead4LifeTX
      @WalkingDead4LifeTX 6 лет назад +1

      Loved it and can't wait till Friday for the new franchise! Keep up the great work! Almost to 1 million subs as well! You got this!!

    • @timothycordwell1401
      @timothycordwell1401 6 лет назад +1

      WalkingDead 4Life janes is awesome

    • @timothycordwell1401
      @timothycordwell1401 6 лет назад +1

      James

    • @timrthoward7007
      @timrthoward7007 6 лет назад

      Now you mention it yeah it was great

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 2 года назад +50

    7:53 - The cannon was almost certainly just loaded with powder and maybe wadding or something similar, and no cannon ball. So you get a bang and a flash, but there's no actual projectile. It's kind of like the cannon equivalent of firing blanks.

  • @anathemzero
    @anathemzero 6 лет назад +67

    James, you're totally killing it, man. I haven't been this into a RUclips channel ever. Thanks and keep it up!

  • @gddiggy3828
    @gddiggy3828 5 лет назад +888

    "Before you know it you got Isaac Hayes and a telepathic blind kid shooting cannonballs at a zombie soldier."
    *Excuse me what*

  • @nconnelly3
    @nconnelly3 5 лет назад +3342

    Roses are red
    Fishes have gills
    I’m James A. Janisse
    Let’s get to the kills

    • @Ereedell
      @Ereedell 5 лет назад +19

      Nicole Connelly hahahaha

    • @cheeseballthegreat179
      @cheeseballthegreat179 5 лет назад +58

      I’ve seen that comment before stolen comment

    • @kex1c
      @kex1c 5 лет назад +38

      This comment is stolen.

    • @emptypotion7984
      @emptypotion7984 5 лет назад +28

      @@cheeseballthegreat179 your comment isnt orginal

    • @emptypotion7984
      @emptypotion7984 5 лет назад +18

      @@kex1c your comment isnt orginal

  • @doggo4078
    @doggo4078 3 года назад +61

    Can we talk about the breaking bad reference when James says no more half measures Jesse. Really good reference

    • @7w229
      @7w229 2 года назад

      hell yeahh

  • @skittlez7613
    @skittlez7613 4 года назад +466

    Moral of story: Don’t piss off Uncle Sam

    • @kain8390
      @kain8390 3 года назад +1

      and

    • @kara756
      @kara756 3 года назад +3

      HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE UR COMMENT

    • @kain8390
      @kain8390 3 года назад +1

      Why and when did i do this

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 3 года назад

      Yet some of our allies do that

    • @mitch.daog810
      @mitch.daog810 3 года назад

      Facts

  • @allisonfields3108
    @allisonfields3108 6 лет назад +93

    Glad I turned on notifications! I've missed these videos. And funnilly enough, I was binge watching critical role DnD videos when I got this notification, and I got to see DeadMeats top comment about his DnD podcast! Can't wait to tune in!!! :)

  • @ainsopholli439
    @ainsopholli439 6 лет назад +521

    “10 countries ago” Dead Meat ngl you are one of the funniest people I know

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 6 лет назад +1

      jacob. No

    • @godinsurance4434
      @godinsurance4434 6 лет назад +2

      David hatcher yes

    • @Fireteen97
      @Fireteen97 6 лет назад +2

      I really like his jokes because they are so tongue in cheek you might just miss them completely cause of how casually he says them.

  • @joshuaschmidinger3993
    @joshuaschmidinger3993 2 года назад +30

    These kill counts are so fun and enjoyable cuz James is basically writing his own lines and usually a better script...love these, great job 😎👌👏

  • @jacksonturner3165
    @jacksonturner3165 6 лет назад +103

    "Try dodging that, ya god-damn hippie" is officially my favorite phrase in the history of ever 😂

  • @arealchickennugget4360
    @arealchickennugget4360 6 лет назад +1308

    Dear James,
    I want to thank for so much hard work and consistent uploads! You never fail to entertain, these videos are so interesting and you are just a cool guy in general! So I thank you , for bringing us these amazing videos, I don't watch just for thew visuals I love the commentary, you take a terrible film and make it so interesting!
    love- a fan, avid viewer and subscriber

    • @jakeoa
      @jakeoa 6 лет назад +8

      ARealChickenNugget cool

    • @therealglop8424
      @therealglop8424 6 лет назад +7

      What a suck up

    • @poguraag
      @poguraag 6 лет назад +6

      this is my favorite comment on any video

    • @supremeathletics4787
      @supremeathletics4787 6 лет назад +4

      Yes yes yes this channel is awesome

    • @StezBrah
      @StezBrah 6 лет назад +2

      ARealChickenNugget agreed

  • @bruhmoment7501
    @bruhmoment7501 6 лет назад +67

    "It was like, 10 countries ago" 😂😂😂😂that was an amazing line

  • @Eleanorscatmom
    @Eleanorscatmom 3 года назад +34

    I know this is an old video, but I've been binge watching your videos to deal with a trauma, and that Harvey Danger Reference, Just wow! Props man, props. So fleuently done. I almost didn't realize it at first even though I love that song. Thank you for being that talented.

    • @ceilinh6004
      @ceilinh6004 3 года назад +2

      I came down to the comment section to see if anyone else picked up on that, and here you are.
      I heard that song so many times in the 90s, that I'm pretty sure the lyrics are tattooed inside my brain or something.

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot 2 года назад +1

      He even did the correct phrasing. What a legend.

  • @ryancoates9223
    @ryancoates9223 6 лет назад +40

    Based on that Uncle Sam mask alone, you can tell this will be an interesting video.
    I also recently found your channel and became instantly hooked. Keep up the great work!

  • @mp5kidd104
    @mp5kidd104 4 года назад +162

    I just realized “Jody” may make more sense for those who served

    • @victorygamer713
      @victorygamer713 4 года назад +2

      Why

    • @victorygamer713
      @victorygamer713 4 года назад +1

      @Solar Strain OHHHH... ohh...

    • @gangching8057
      @gangching8057 4 года назад +2

      @@victorygamer713 I don’t get it

    • @victorygamer713
      @victorygamer713 4 года назад +20

      @@gangching8057 I guess the person deleted the comment but it meant a man who romances a woman while their husband is serving

    • @OfficialYoungThugYoutube
      @OfficialYoungThugYoutube 3 года назад +1

      @@gangching8057 watch jarhead

  • @BMovieMadness
    @BMovieMadness 5 лет назад +342

    The shattering glass effect was a homage to Lucio Fulci who used the same thing in City of the Living Dead.
    Fulci had just passed away so Lustig wanted to give him a shout out.

    • @julesrules7297
      @julesrules7297 5 лет назад +4

      I straight up just subscribed to all your videos bc of this comment. 🖤💀

    • @kadenblankenship6060
      @kadenblankenship6060 5 лет назад +8

      Julsey Rules bruh u can’t subscribe to a video

    • @willyflumble
      @willyflumble 5 лет назад +3

      Sassy The Sasquatch
      lmfao

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 4 года назад +11

    14:30
    Is a reference to the final shot of the Lucio Fulci Film "City of the Living Dead"
    The director of this film (William Lustig) was an adamant fan of Fulci movies, and even filmed a good chunk of his work where City of the Living Dead was filmed.

  • @HotaruZoku
    @HotaruZoku 6 лет назад +151

    Legit laughed out loud at "The town of Twin rivers in the state of USA". Subtle and fast. You bring a level of wit to these I didn't expect.
    /like for content
    /sub for going the extra mile with witty, fast humor
    +5 for "passive perception"

  • @jamesmaskell3743
    @jamesmaskell3743 6 лет назад +30

    Best thing about this channel is that I can pretty much learn everything about the film without having to hunt for DVDs of them. I love my horror films but most of these films would be impossible to track down. Fantastic work James!

  • @Clownbunnycosplay
    @Clownbunnycosplay 6 лет назад +426

    Wait, huge question why are they having school in the summer..??

  • @ruairioconnor3997
    @ruairioconnor3997 4 года назад +138

    Lol James sounded like Eric Cartman when he said “take that you god damn hippie”

  • @AfroNinjaTacoz
    @AfroNinjaTacoz 5 лет назад +119

    The amount of puns in this Kill Count is incredible. Thank you so much James for making me giggle-snort like every 20 seconds.

  • @MetalloScorpione
    @MetalloScorpione 5 лет назад +847

    Hey James, could u cover the movie “Boar”? I wanna see what u have to say about it lol.

    • @subtopacho_onyt7348
      @subtopacho_onyt7348 4 года назад +16

      Email him

    • @captaindiabetes4226
      @captaindiabetes4226 4 года назад +12

      How does he not see comments it's his own channel

    • @dapolaropposites
      @dapolaropposites 4 года назад +40

      @@captaindiabetes4226 there's so many that he can't read them all

    • @iaminfa
      @iaminfa 4 года назад +7

      @@captaindiabetes4226 look at his goddamn pinned comment

    • @captaindiabetes4226
      @captaindiabetes4226 4 года назад +3

      @@dapolaropposites it's literally the top comment

  • @fihndus
    @fihndus 6 лет назад +99

    I have looked for this movie for ages! I remember reading a review for it in the paper when it was on TV when I was just a kid. It sounded cool, but I was too much of a scaredy-cat to watch it. Thanks James!

  • @robertparks7233
    @robertparks7233 4 года назад +21

    Very simple,James has a great chemistry with his audience, and does great editing, commentary, and info,ps he rocks every kill count.rp

  • @MillyManga
    @MillyManga 6 лет назад +111

    Lol this is easily your funniest kill count video yet.

  • @bboof2624
    @bboof2624 4 года назад +266

    James: “let’s get to the kills!”
    *proceeds to leave commentary on entire movie*

    • @swirls5000
      @swirls5000 4 года назад +10

      James is actually John Wolfe, but for horror movies.

    • @neardarkroad1347
      @neardarkroad1347 3 года назад +4

      @@swirls5000 nah, he doesn't roast his audiences too much like John....yet

  • @hamburger2600
    @hamburger2600 5 лет назад +539

    Internet: released 1997
    Also internet: 1996
    RUclips: 2011...

    • @Gundplanatics00
      @Gundplanatics00 5 лет назад +6

      RUclips was released jn 2004

    • @hamburger2600
      @hamburger2600 5 лет назад +26

      Puree No the RUclips video has a box where you can watch Uncle Sam on RUclips which says it came out at 2011

    • @mysteriousboi9567
      @mysteriousboi9567 5 лет назад +9

      @@hamburger2600 That is when it came out on youtube

    • @finbar1899
      @finbar1899 5 лет назад +8

      @@Gundplanatics00 it was actually 2005

    • @Gundplanatics00
      @Gundplanatics00 5 лет назад +4

      @@hamburger2600 oh JHxbdvevevs

  • @neph1534
    @neph1534 3 года назад +5

    this man used the same intro, same music, same video format and the font for as long as I can remember . I never get bored of this

  • @figgy3778
    @figgy3778 6 лет назад +13

    james i just wanted to say that i vastly appreciate your hard work and consistent uploads despite problems like what happened with the election year kill count. you stayed patient in that situation and we ended up with an extremely quality kill count. love your channel and love your content, keep up the amazing work!

  • @BinahTheSilly
    @BinahTheSilly 6 лет назад +68

    Chefs salty cannon balls

  • @slothstare6005
    @slothstare6005 6 лет назад +20

    This is such a well made youtube channel, its very official and he has a great sense of humor to make it even better, soon you'll have the youtube gold play button and you deserve it. I remember when kill counts came on Friday like last year and id get hyped and watch them after school.

  • @jokester5472
    @jokester5472 3 года назад +15

    *fires canon*
    James: where did the Canon ball go?
    Me: he only fired the blackpowder.

  • @damijares7632
    @damijares7632 6 лет назад +10

    Ever since the Purge Election Year youtube incident, I've decided I would never skip an ad on this channel. Just to show my support

  • @Da_Homie_Chuy
    @Da_Homie_Chuy 6 лет назад +234

    Never seen this movie..but damn this video had me dying 😂🤣🤣

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 4 года назад +58

    Ah, yes. This movie had me scratching my head so many times xD
    I am not sure if they loaded an actual cannonball into that, but usually during such events and demonstration shots, they make a makeshift cannonball from cloth and flour.

  • @ryebreadthebread
    @ryebreadthebread 3 года назад +12

    How did I go from being terrified of even just seeing merch of horror movies to now watching your videos every day

  • @fuzydasmacon5555
    @fuzydasmacon5555 6 лет назад +23

    WOAH, a kill count on Sunday? You're spoiling us.

  • @Victor-vc3me
    @Victor-vc3me 6 лет назад +465

    Did any one see billy the puppet in the background wearing a U.S.A headband???

  • @stefanpns
    @stefanpns 6 лет назад +39

    The new Purge prequel is looking good.

  • @ethanreed9286
    @ethanreed9286 4 года назад +3

    Dead meat is the most underrated channel on youtube, change my mind. James is the funniest and most epic person

  • @qm2966
    @qm2966 6 лет назад +252

    I loved that reference to Jaws. Amity Island, it's fine, folks. No shark attacks here, move along.

    • @wild1234
      @wild1234 6 лет назад

      Quentin Martone crazy thing for me is I just watched jaws the day before I saw this video.

  • @objectcreator2250
    @objectcreator2250 6 лет назад +40

    omg what, another one? this is like christmas

    • @camrondavis9079
      @camrondavis9079 6 лет назад

      no t his is like the 4th of july.

    • @iwillbesure
      @iwillbesure 6 лет назад

      The other one (The purge) was a re-upload.

    • @objectcreator2250
      @objectcreator2250 6 лет назад

      I know lol I've watched all 3 times it was uploaded

  • @Zeennuh
    @Zeennuh 6 лет назад +489

    I watched this like 3 years ago and I thought it was good. I swear I thought it was a cult classic

    • @MA-jf1pt
      @MA-jf1pt 6 лет назад +3

      i think you mean brandon tenold or no?

    • @jaydendraper8912
      @jaydendraper8912 6 лет назад

      Avery Robertson bro he's talking about the actual movie

    • @needy2236
      @needy2236 6 лет назад +3

      Jayden Draper yep just noticed that but they did say this and it can be misleading

    • @aleczanny1797
      @aleczanny1797 6 лет назад +1

      Zena same. It became my favorite before.

    • @J0SHUAKANE
      @J0SHUAKANE 6 лет назад

      as classic as jack frost

  • @brettrace
    @brettrace 2 года назад +5

    I always found the "death by slow burial" funny. Dude, you have a broke leg, doesn't mean you can't just roll over the dirt as it's slowly thrown in

  • @nightraven5710
    @nightraven5710 5 лет назад +188

    I died when you said "with a voice that sounds part Panzer tank"

    • @duncan_playerdun3658
      @duncan_playerdun3658 5 лет назад +1

      Night Raven how u post dat

    • @masonjtn524
      @masonjtn524 5 лет назад

      Welp u got added to the kill count

    • @hanliealmond1735
      @hanliealmond1735 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @grim3960
      @grim3960 4 года назад

      Good. Yer ded. I am God. Go to the Telestial Kingdom.

    • @loba157
      @loba157 4 года назад

      Are you a zombie now? Or back alive

  • @lorenzopirastu4682
    @lorenzopirastu4682 6 лет назад +11

    James.. all of your kill counts are never boring, becaouse you're funny. When I was watching this kill count, I was happy because it's a beautiful film and you are the master

  • @masont5311
    @masont5311 6 лет назад +38

    Two kill counts in one weekend it’s a miracle.

  • @songokou7352
    @songokou7352 3 года назад +7

    “Try dodging that you god damn hippie”
    That made spit my water out. Hilarious!

  • @thenerdinclass4404
    @thenerdinclass4404 6 лет назад +101

    8:29 When I try to sing

  • @TXejas19
    @TXejas19 6 лет назад +178

    A found myself laughing out loud multiple times during this video. Like real ones 😂😂😂

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +1516

    Murica! F Yeah!

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 3 года назад +12

    6:11 look, he may be a murderous zombie soldier, but he's got to show his bravery

  • @switchingtime
    @switchingtime 6 лет назад +34

    I really hope you had as much fun writing and saying "ursine anti-arson activists" at 7:59 as I had hearing it.

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  6 лет назад +7

      I did, and surprisingly I did it in one take!

    • @switchingtime
      @switchingtime 6 лет назад +2

      Dead Meat You continue to impress, James! Much love, thanks for the extra Kill Count this week!

  • @natenyte
    @natenyte 6 лет назад +131

    8:35 still better than Fergie...

  • @COSMlX
    @COSMlX 6 лет назад +21

    I like the Jackie brown reference James

  • @Captain_Garchomp
    @Captain_Garchomp 4 года назад +48

    "he's sitting there taking his Abe Lincoln role WAY to seriously"
    Me: Y, I, K, E, S what's that spell that's a yikes! *More laughter*

  • @flamingkitten1
    @flamingkitten1 5 лет назад +56

    Salute to you for that Flagpole sitta reference

  • @charitybounds7093
    @charitybounds7093 4 года назад +179

    Young kid: “but Uncle Sam, I don’t like to celibate this day”.
    Sam: so you have chosen death?...

    • @SomethingGingerr
      @SomethingGingerr 4 года назад +3

      Literally

    • @tiffanyhollis7339
      @tiffanyhollis7339 4 года назад

      I love you baby

    • @thedotintheletteri
      @thedotintheletteri 4 года назад

      @Sinochu Maybe they didn’t know and were trying to make spell it in the way little kids speak? I dunno, I was confused lol

    • @dawnbrooks3022
      @dawnbrooks3022 3 года назад +1

      @@tiffanyhollis7339 who even are you

    • @gnol89
      @gnol89 3 года назад +1

      @@tiffanyhollis7339 huh

  • @kaseyshay
    @kaseyshay 4 года назад +18

    Just found this channel today. And while I enjoy the kill count videos of the good horror movies, I really love these B-Horror movie kill counts!! 😂🤣🖤

  • @draesonfairly6646
    @draesonfairly6646 4 года назад +3

    It’s always going to be a classic when you hear him say the movie begins, like such a CLASSIC and then you hear the background music

  • @beepbooplettuce
    @beepbooplettuce 6 лет назад +116

    do cabin in the woods kill count, that will definitely beat the purge: election year lol

    • @beepbooplettuce
      @beepbooplettuce 6 лет назад +28

      in cabin in the woods literally everyone on earth dies btw

    • @jameschewed839
      @jameschewed839 6 лет назад

      This would be so cool!

    • @scorpionguy5803
      @scorpionguy5803 6 лет назад

      He already tried to but did Get Out instead

    • @Forestxavier20
      @Forestxavier20 6 лет назад +1

      He said he would do it, then never got around to it.

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 6 лет назад

      Not on screen, though, and not during the actual timeline of the movie.

  • @theoneonly8472
    @theoneonly8472 4 года назад +13

    “No half measures Jessie” underrated line

  • @annikayoung7203
    @annikayoung7203 5 лет назад +13

    UNCLE SAME IS WHO I AM, WHO I AM IS UNCLE SAM!
    Thus was from hats the musical.. MY HEART!

  • @Eleanorscatmom
    @Eleanorscatmom 3 года назад +3

    3 months later from when that Harvey Danger line got me to sub, I've now watched almost every video of Kill Count to the point I rewatch my faves. No regrets at all.

  • @KJC21793.
    @KJC21793. 5 лет назад +481

    A murderous Uncle Sam? What is this, a documentary?

  • @polyestereater90000
    @polyestereater90000 4 года назад +65

    2:00 dOnT bE AFRaId ItS oNlY FRiEndLY FirE

    • @Vareran
      @Vareran 3 года назад +2

      Uncle sam: Why you mad? It's into game it's only game bro...

    • @dolphinman9253
      @dolphinman9253 3 года назад

      Friendly fire will not be tolerated

  • @dragonspikee.x.e7301
    @dragonspikee.x.e7301 6 лет назад +77

    R.I.P.
    Isaac Hayes

    • @bigcgaming9042
      @bigcgaming9042 5 лет назад +1

      DragonSpike E.X.E the man who voiced Chef from South Park

  • @henrysnodgrass2601
    @henrysnodgrass2601 4 года назад +10

    James is really scary when he’s happy about horrific deaths.

  • @sherriemilmore9513
    @sherriemilmore9513 6 лет назад +15

    James you missed one ,go over to when Sam activated the fireworks and slow it down then you will see the body of the fireworks technician (Male, killed offscreen)

  • @shmavin751
    @shmavin751 5 лет назад +13

    When mom says the pizza rolls are done 14:24

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 5 лет назад +53

    I try not to be one of those guys who simply types a quote from the video, but still:
    "He runs Clete up the flagpole and sees who salutes but no one ever does"
    Awesome.

    • @taniele84
      @taniele84 4 года назад +1

      I know it’s a year later- but I can’t resist:
      I’m not sick but I’m not welllllllllllll

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Год назад

      @FallingFromWillows 511 man screw it, I'll comment on 6 year old comments without a second thought, most of the time they respond in minutes 😂 even though 2 years is a decade on the internet, I'll gladly time travel.

  • @lisztresurrected9438
    @lisztresurrected9438 4 года назад +9

    7:30
    Flag Pole Sitta! Never thought I'd hear a reference.

  • @stalinismycity3088
    @stalinismycity3088 6 лет назад +60

    *its only friendly fire*

  • @sneezyfuture7577
    @sneezyfuture7577 5 лет назад +234

    Kill count “the gingerbread man” there are three movies

  • @_sangriawhine
    @_sangriawhine 6 лет назад +21

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE KILL COUNT LOL! THE JOKES ARE 101% AMAZING HEHE! ♥️

  • @guccigarlic5553
    @guccigarlic5553 3 года назад +7

    I just realized the guy who played Jed is the same dude who voiced Chef in South Park😂

  • @ChelseaSanders
    @ChelseaSanders 5 лет назад +16

    I just found out my old stage combat teacher played Jody! I didn’t even recognize him!

  • @SnakeArtists
    @SnakeArtists 6 лет назад +69

    Why does he remind me of killer jack frost ? Oh yea he's a holiday killer with some quirky jokes but he better then jack an turkey

    • @satum__
      @satum__ 6 лет назад +6

      scrafrycraft vlog How can something be better than Thankskilling

    • @ragnarok3253
      @ragnarok3253 6 лет назад

      Jweet ikr

    • @abuhajaar2732
      @abuhajaar2732 6 лет назад

      scrafrycraft vlog thankskilling is a master piece

  • @shondramoore809
    @shondramoore809 6 лет назад +81

    I threw my phone and started gasping for air as soon as I hear that boy sing😂😂