I’ve watched every single kill count and I never get bored, you have some of the greatest scripts, jokes, and editing on this website. Don’t stop making videos.
Hey Dead Meat, this is the last Kill Count for me for a while, I'm getting shipped off to the Navy tomorrow. Thank you for making the last year of my life full of entertainment and laughter and reviving my love for horror all over again. Im excited to see what you'll accomplish while I'm gone and I'm looking forward to binge watching all of youe videos and podcasts as soon as i can. See you in 2 months ✌
This film is more fun than I originally thought. It has more creativity than some slashers. I do think they should have explained the zombie bit and why he was recruiting his nephew. Is he like Jason Voorhees or what?
I wish there was an unlimited amount of Kill Counts. There so professionally made and probably the only 20ish minute videos I can watch without dying of boredness. If your reading this James keep doing what your doing and never stop!
7:53 - The cannon was almost certainly just loaded with powder and maybe wadding or something similar, and no cannon ball. So you get a bang and a flash, but there's no actual projectile. It's kind of like the cannon equivalent of firing blanks.
Glad I turned on notifications! I've missed these videos. And funnilly enough, I was binge watching critical role DnD videos when I got this notification, and I got to see DeadMeats top comment about his DnD podcast! Can't wait to tune in!!! :)
Dear James, I want to thank for so much hard work and consistent uploads! You never fail to entertain, these videos are so interesting and you are just a cool guy in general! So I thank you , for bringing us these amazing videos, I don't watch just for thew visuals I love the commentary, you take a terrible film and make it so interesting! love- a fan, avid viewer and subscriber
I know this is an old video, but I've been binge watching your videos to deal with a trauma, and that Harvey Danger Reference, Just wow! Props man, props. So fleuently done. I almost didn't realize it at first even though I love that song. Thank you for being that talented.
I came down to the comment section to see if anyone else picked up on that, and here you are. I heard that song so many times in the 90s, that I'm pretty sure the lyrics are tattooed inside my brain or something.
Based on that Uncle Sam mask alone, you can tell this will be an interesting video. I also recently found your channel and became instantly hooked. Keep up the great work!
The shattering glass effect was a homage to Lucio Fulci who used the same thing in City of the Living Dead. Fulci had just passed away so Lustig wanted to give him a shout out.
14:30 Is a reference to the final shot of the Lucio Fulci Film "City of the Living Dead" The director of this film (William Lustig) was an adamant fan of Fulci movies, and even filmed a good chunk of his work where City of the Living Dead was filmed.
Legit laughed out loud at "The town of Twin rivers in the state of USA". Subtle and fast. You bring a level of wit to these I didn't expect. /like for content /sub for going the extra mile with witty, fast humor +5 for "passive perception"
Best thing about this channel is that I can pretty much learn everything about the film without having to hunt for DVDs of them. I love my horror films but most of these films would be impossible to track down. Fantastic work James!
I have looked for this movie for ages! I remember reading a review for it in the paper when it was on TV when I was just a kid. It sounded cool, but I was too much of a scaredy-cat to watch it. Thanks James!
james i just wanted to say that i vastly appreciate your hard work and consistent uploads despite problems like what happened with the election year kill count. you stayed patient in that situation and we ended up with an extremely quality kill count. love your channel and love your content, keep up the amazing work!
This is such a well made youtube channel, its very official and he has a great sense of humor to make it even better, soon you'll have the youtube gold play button and you deserve it. I remember when kill counts came on Friday like last year and id get hyped and watch them after school.
Ah, yes. This movie had me scratching my head so many times xD I am not sure if they loaded an actual cannonball into that, but usually during such events and demonstration shots, they make a makeshift cannonball from cloth and flour.
James.. all of your kill counts are never boring, becaouse you're funny. When I was watching this kill count, I was happy because it's a beautiful film and you are the master
3 months later from when that Harvey Danger line got me to sub, I've now watched almost every video of Kill Count to the point I rewatch my faves. No regrets at all.
James you missed one ,go over to when Sam activated the fireworks and slow it down then you will see the body of the fireworks technician (Male, killed offscreen)
I try not to be one of those guys who simply types a quote from the video, but still: "He runs Clete up the flagpole and sees who salutes but no one ever does" Awesome.
@FallingFromWillows 511 man screw it, I'll comment on 6 year old comments without a second thought, most of the time they respond in minutes 😂 even though 2 years is a decade on the internet, I'll gladly time travel.
i have no idea why but these videos are so easy to bingewatch
its because you'd rather do this then spent two hours watching the movie
@@parkerrobertson5900 so true
OMG YES
lil yeet so ture
okay its not just me cool
I’ve watched every single kill count and I never get bored, you have some of the greatest scripts, jokes, and editing on this website. Don’t stop making videos.
ME to
Same
Even me
Agreeable
AtomicLR happy Canada day
James: This movie came out in either 96 or 97
RUclips movies: 2011, take it or leave it
Lol
96 lol switch it TEKASHI 69
I know
If I had to guess, it's set to 2011 because that might be when it was officially uploaded to RUclips.
Thats the crappy remake
2:46 James: "And judging by the kid's infatuation with the guy , its probably a wet dream" LMAOOO I ALMOST CHOKED
hah
Lmao I almost thought no one would bring it up
almost choked 😳
Judging by the way James said it, it wasn't wet by water
That’s what she said
Me, at midnight: "one more kill count"
Me three hours later: " *one more* "
Me two years later:jusssst oneeeee moreeeeeee
You and those who reply obviously have no self control and it is sad.
r/wooooosh
Thats so relateable
Yo, same!
"And I'll do whatever the president says to do cause he knows better" this kid would execute order 66 without asking any questions
John J. The fuck is order 66?
And protocol 10
Hell make an excellent clone trooper
And separating children from anybody crossing the border intentionally or not that is missing documents.
@@KhalbraeReal dont involve your kids into a fellony and you'll fine
8:30 -
That was beautiful. His voice was so emotional, you know? Gave me nostalgia and made me cry. Such a beautiful voice.
agreed. so emotional, beautiful and all around wonderful. couldn't stop crying.
I cried,
The greatest recitation of the national anthemic
The Science Show it touched my heart
Uhh are you guys serious or joking?
12:16 “I’m too old for this crap, cut it out” idk why but that line delivery kills me 😂
All i can hear is chef lmao
Behold the full glory of JETFIRE!!!!
Let’s put that on the kill count lol
Let’s put that on the kill count lol
"It was like, 10 countries ago"
THATS GONNA BE A YIKES FROM ME
man robs a store and gets shot by every customer in the store
Welcome to America
@@matthewevans4895 I like how he measures in countries
@@karstenmcguffey1119 you can't count britan's without going into triple digits
America, we'll fight everyone, even ourselves
Lol perfect timing
The dude said that as soon as i saw this
Hey Dead Meat, this is the last Kill Count for me for a while, I'm getting shipped off to the Navy tomorrow. Thank you for making the last year of my life full of entertainment and laughter and reviving my love for horror all over again. Im excited to see what you'll accomplish while I'm gone and I'm looking forward to binge watching all of youe videos and podcasts as soon as i can. See you in 2 months ✌
Good luck, Luis! Stay safe and thanks so much for everything you're doing for us!
Make America proud
Thank you sir I hope you luck
Luis Alcantar I got about two months before I go to Marine boot. So I am good till then.
Luis Alcantar Good luck, mate.
*mom walks in*
"And before you know it, you've got Isaac Hayes and a telepathic blind kid shooting cannon balls at a zombie soldier."
*mom walks out*
FatLabrador nice
XD wtf
I actually love that
LOL WTH
If I could like this more than once I totally would
I have a feeling if James covered this film today he'd fucking love it
@Gamer the Gamer is bad. Finished your sentence.
(It's a meme)
This film is more fun than I originally thought. It has more creativity than some slashers. I do think they should have explained the zombie bit and why he was recruiting his nephew. Is he like Jason Voorhees or what?
What do you mean by that?
ReCount of Uncle Sam
@Dubliam ah a fellow Amphibia fan in the wild
“Don’t worry it’s friendly fire!”
Call of Duty: friendly fire will not be tolerated
...
what its funny
And that’s why he died
I always kill teamates
"Friendly fire isn't"
We got a kill, on average, every 5.56 minutes.
5.56mm Ammunition
Uncle Sam paid attention
Samir Hegazy 5.56×43?
5.56x45...
Distante is right its 5.56x45
My classmates and teachers made fun of me for being bad at math so I decided to teach them 7.62x39
JmR Games jesus christ
Its 4th Of July right now and watching this is a great way to spend it.
@the destroyer of worlds what? lol its august for me
@the destroyer of worlds oh ok
And I watched Stranger Things
I'm not sure which would've been better
oh lol loaed
Fool.
*IM IN NOVEMBER*
Sam, burying a kid alive: "Goodnight."
The tiny Chop Top that lives in my brain, always: "Goodnight~!!"
Goodnight!
Yes- you're now my friend. Come with me *steals you*
OH GOOD it's not just me
I wish there was an unlimited amount of Kill Counts. There so professionally made and probably the only 20ish minute videos I can watch without dying of boredness. If your reading this James keep doing what your doing and never stop!
oh yeah yeah
Ethan Smith yep boy iss fookin amazing
RadGhostNinja oh yeah yeah
Ethan Smith oh yeah yeah
Eood _ oh yeah yeah
“Try dodging that you goddamn hippie”the best line ever
Lmao protest jokes
What time stamp i never noticed that line
Uhhh I feel bad for only 2 comments so here’s the third I guess
The guy above me doesn't know there's now 4 >:3
@@silverfoxtrot3470 7:47
This might be the best script you've written in a while! I was laughing all the way through! You are the best, James!!
Thanks, it was one of my favorite scripts too
Loved it and can't wait till Friday for the new franchise! Keep up the great work! Almost to 1 million subs as well! You got this!!
WalkingDead 4Life janes is awesome
James
Now you mention it yeah it was great
7:53 - The cannon was almost certainly just loaded with powder and maybe wadding or something similar, and no cannon ball. So you get a bang and a flash, but there's no actual projectile. It's kind of like the cannon equivalent of firing blanks.
James, you're totally killing it, man. I haven't been this into a RUclips channel ever. Thanks and keep it up!
"Before you know it you got Isaac Hayes and a telepathic blind kid shooting cannonballs at a zombie soldier."
*Excuse me what*
Ah yes, of course.
Ah yes, of course.
Ah yes, of course.
Ah yes, of course.
Ah yes, of course.
Roses are red
Fishes have gills
I’m James A. Janisse
Let’s get to the kills
Nicole Connelly hahahaha
I’ve seen that comment before stolen comment
This comment is stolen.
@@cheeseballthegreat179 your comment isnt orginal
@@kex1c your comment isnt orginal
Can we talk about the breaking bad reference when James says no more half measures Jesse. Really good reference
hell yeahh
Moral of story: Don’t piss off Uncle Sam
and
HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE UR COMMENT
Why and when did i do this
Yet some of our allies do that
Facts
Glad I turned on notifications! I've missed these videos. And funnilly enough, I was binge watching critical role DnD videos when I got this notification, and I got to see DeadMeats top comment about his DnD podcast! Can't wait to tune in!!! :)
“10 countries ago” Dead Meat ngl you are one of the funniest people I know
jacob. No
David hatcher yes
I really like his jokes because they are so tongue in cheek you might just miss them completely cause of how casually he says them.
These kill counts are so fun and enjoyable cuz James is basically writing his own lines and usually a better script...love these, great job 😎👌👏
"Try dodging that, ya god-damn hippie" is officially my favorite phrase in the history of ever 😂
Jackson Turner “right in his fucking forehead” 😂
😂😂
Dear James,
I want to thank for so much hard work and consistent uploads! You never fail to entertain, these videos are so interesting and you are just a cool guy in general! So I thank you , for bringing us these amazing videos, I don't watch just for thew visuals I love the commentary, you take a terrible film and make it so interesting!
love- a fan, avid viewer and subscriber
ARealChickenNugget cool
What a suck up
this is my favorite comment on any video
Yes yes yes this channel is awesome
ARealChickenNugget agreed
"It was like, 10 countries ago" 😂😂😂😂that was an amazing line
I know this is an old video, but I've been binge watching your videos to deal with a trauma, and that Harvey Danger Reference, Just wow! Props man, props. So fleuently done. I almost didn't realize it at first even though I love that song. Thank you for being that talented.
I came down to the comment section to see if anyone else picked up on that, and here you are.
I heard that song so many times in the 90s, that I'm pretty sure the lyrics are tattooed inside my brain or something.
He even did the correct phrasing. What a legend.
Based on that Uncle Sam mask alone, you can tell this will be an interesting video.
I also recently found your channel and became instantly hooked. Keep up the great work!
I just realized “Jody” may make more sense for those who served
Why
@Solar Strain OHHHH... ohh...
@@victorygamer713 I don’t get it
@@gangching8057 I guess the person deleted the comment but it meant a man who romances a woman while their husband is serving
@@gangching8057 watch jarhead
The shattering glass effect was a homage to Lucio Fulci who used the same thing in City of the Living Dead.
Fulci had just passed away so Lustig wanted to give him a shout out.
I straight up just subscribed to all your videos bc of this comment. 🖤💀
Julsey Rules bruh u can’t subscribe to a video
Sassy The Sasquatch
lmfao
14:30
Is a reference to the final shot of the Lucio Fulci Film "City of the Living Dead"
The director of this film (William Lustig) was an adamant fan of Fulci movies, and even filmed a good chunk of his work where City of the Living Dead was filmed.
Legit laughed out loud at "The town of Twin rivers in the state of USA". Subtle and fast. You bring a level of wit to these I didn't expect.
/like for content
/sub for going the extra mile with witty, fast humor
+5 for "passive perception"
Best thing about this channel is that I can pretty much learn everything about the film without having to hunt for DVDs of them. I love my horror films but most of these films would be impossible to track down. Fantastic work James!
Wait, huge question why are they having school in the summer..??
Ever been to summer school?
Or maybe a year round school?
Max the siren and alarm fanatic I don’t know if we have year round school here in the states
@@Clownbunnycosplay they do
Cuz yes
Lol James sounded like Eric Cartman when he said “take that you god damn hippie”
69 likes
Fr
Makes sense, considering the voice of Chef is in this movie.
The amount of puns in this Kill Count is incredible. Thank you so much James for making me giggle-snort like every 20 seconds.
Hey James, could u cover the movie “Boar”? I wanna see what u have to say about it lol.
Email him
How does he not see comments it's his own channel
@@captaindiabetes4226 there's so many that he can't read them all
@@captaindiabetes4226 look at his goddamn pinned comment
@@dapolaropposites it's literally the top comment
I have looked for this movie for ages! I remember reading a review for it in the paper when it was on TV when I was just a kid. It sounded cool, but I was too much of a scaredy-cat to watch it. Thanks James!
Very simple,James has a great chemistry with his audience, and does great editing, commentary, and info,ps he rocks every kill count.rp
Lol this is easily your funniest kill count video yet.
Jamiil_2_TriII
ikr im literally rolling on the floor lol
James: “let’s get to the kills!”
*proceeds to leave commentary on entire movie*
James is actually John Wolfe, but for horror movies.
@@swirls5000 nah, he doesn't roast his audiences too much like John....yet
Internet: released 1997
Also internet: 1996
RUclips: 2011...
RUclips was released jn 2004
Puree No the RUclips video has a box where you can watch Uncle Sam on RUclips which says it came out at 2011
@@hamburger2600 That is when it came out on youtube
@@Gundplanatics00 it was actually 2005
@@hamburger2600 oh JHxbdvevevs
this man used the same intro, same music, same video format and the font for as long as I can remember . I never get bored of this
james i just wanted to say that i vastly appreciate your hard work and consistent uploads despite problems like what happened with the election year kill count. you stayed patient in that situation and we ended up with an extremely quality kill count. love your channel and love your content, keep up the amazing work!
Chefs salty cannon balls
This is such a well made youtube channel, its very official and he has a great sense of humor to make it even better, soon you'll have the youtube gold play button and you deserve it. I remember when kill counts came on Friday like last year and id get hyped and watch them after school.
*fires canon*
James: where did the Canon ball go?
Me: he only fired the blackpowder.
Ever since the Purge Election Year youtube incident, I've decided I would never skip an ad on this channel. Just to show my support
Never seen this movie..but damn this video had me dying 😂🤣🤣
ItsFucknChuyy same
Same 😂😂😂
Like the soldiers?
I guess you’re going on the count
JustAnotherGamer and what an honor it is lol
Ah, yes. This movie had me scratching my head so many times xD
I am not sure if they loaded an actual cannonball into that, but usually during such events and demonstration shots, they make a makeshift cannonball from cloth and flour.
Smart
How did I go from being terrified of even just seeing merch of horror movies to now watching your videos every day
WOAH, a kill count on Sunday? You're spoiling us.
Did any one see billy the puppet in the background wearing a U.S.A headband???
demoncat 1236498513 I did
I did boi
,😍
I saw a Michael Myers mask wearing a U.S.A headband
When
The new Purge prequel is looking good.
Stefan Negrao - it failrd
Dead meat is the most underrated channel on youtube, change my mind. James is the funniest and most epic person
I loved that reference to Jaws. Amity Island, it's fine, folks. No shark attacks here, move along.
Quentin Martone crazy thing for me is I just watched jaws the day before I saw this video.
omg what, another one? this is like christmas
no t his is like the 4th of july.
The other one (The purge) was a re-upload.
I know lol I've watched all 3 times it was uploaded
I watched this like 3 years ago and I thought it was good. I swear I thought it was a cult classic
i think you mean brandon tenold or no?
Avery Robertson bro he's talking about the actual movie
Jayden Draper yep just noticed that but they did say this and it can be misleading
Zena same. It became my favorite before.
as classic as jack frost
I always found the "death by slow burial" funny. Dude, you have a broke leg, doesn't mean you can't just roll over the dirt as it's slowly thrown in
I died when you said "with a voice that sounds part Panzer tank"
Night Raven how u post dat
Welp u got added to the kill count
Yup
Good. Yer ded. I am God. Go to the Telestial Kingdom.
Are you a zombie now? Or back alive
James.. all of your kill counts are never boring, becaouse you're funny. When I was watching this kill count, I was happy because it's a beautiful film and you are the master
Two kill counts in one weekend it’s a miracle.
Pug Party *yes* a miracle
“Try dodging that you god damn hippie”
That made spit my water out. Hilarious!
8:29 When I try to sing
A found myself laughing out loud multiple times during this video. Like real ones 😂😂😂
free go home
Murica! F Yeah!
YEAH
Hello
Hes here too
Wow now you are invading dead meat.
You're my idol
6:11 look, he may be a murderous zombie soldier, but he's got to show his bravery
I really hope you had as much fun writing and saying "ursine anti-arson activists" at 7:59 as I had hearing it.
I did, and surprisingly I did it in one take!
Dead Meat You continue to impress, James! Much love, thanks for the extra Kill Count this week!
8:35 still better than Fergie...
Too low man
@@Torhek Well, Fergie was horrible singing the National Anthem.
NateNyte yep
*NOTHING* IS BETTER THAN FERGIE! *NOTHING* yOUUuuuu HEAR ME!?
I like the Jackie brown reference James
"he's sitting there taking his Abe Lincoln role WAY to seriously"
Me: Y, I, K, E, S what's that spell that's a yikes! *More laughter*
Salute to you for that Flagpole sitta reference
Young kid: “but Uncle Sam, I don’t like to celibate this day”.
Sam: so you have chosen death?...
Literally
I love you baby
@Sinochu Maybe they didn’t know and were trying to make spell it in the way little kids speak? I dunno, I was confused lol
@@tiffanyhollis7339 who even are you
@@tiffanyhollis7339 huh
Just found this channel today. And while I enjoy the kill count videos of the good horror movies, I really love these B-Horror movie kill counts!! 😂🤣🖤
It’s always going to be a classic when you hear him say the movie begins, like such a CLASSIC and then you hear the background music
do cabin in the woods kill count, that will definitely beat the purge: election year lol
in cabin in the woods literally everyone on earth dies btw
This would be so cool!
He already tried to but did Get Out instead
He said he would do it, then never got around to it.
Not on screen, though, and not during the actual timeline of the movie.
“No half measures Jessie” underrated line
UNCLE SAME IS WHO I AM, WHO I AM IS UNCLE SAM!
Thus was from hats the musical.. MY HEART!
3 months later from when that Harvey Danger line got me to sub, I've now watched almost every video of Kill Count to the point I rewatch my faves. No regrets at all.
A murderous Uncle Sam? What is this, a documentary?
K
Nice
Ooooooooof
🤣
2:00 dOnT bE AFRaId ItS oNlY FRiEndLY FirE
Uncle sam: Why you mad? It's into game it's only game bro...
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
R.I.P.
Isaac Hayes
DragonSpike E.X.E the man who voiced Chef from South Park
James is really scary when he’s happy about horrific deaths.
James you missed one ,go over to when Sam activated the fireworks and slow it down then you will see the body of the fireworks technician (Male, killed offscreen)
When mom says the pizza rolls are done 14:24
I try not to be one of those guys who simply types a quote from the video, but still:
"He runs Clete up the flagpole and sees who salutes but no one ever does"
Awesome.
I know it’s a year later- but I can’t resist:
I’m not sick but I’m not welllllllllllll
@FallingFromWillows 511 man screw it, I'll comment on 6 year old comments without a second thought, most of the time they respond in minutes 😂 even though 2 years is a decade on the internet, I'll gladly time travel.
7:30
Flag Pole Sitta! Never thought I'd hear a reference.
IM SAYIN!
*its only friendly fire*
*CRAWLING INNNN MAAAAAAAAAAHHHH SKIIINNNNN*
Stalin is my city *WATCH THE FRIENDLY FIRE*
*MISSION FAILED*
Ay yo watch your jet, watch YOUR JET
Stalin is my city *MAN DOWN, I REPEAT MAN DOWN*
Kill count “the gingerbread man” there are three movies
No
@@misterwombat9043 he is gonna do it some day
OMG YES!!!!!
Gingerdead *
Ah yes. Every time the Gingerbread Man dies, we add a number to the Cookie Kill Count.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE KILL COUNT LOL! THE JOKES ARE 101% AMAZING HEHE! ♥️
I just realized the guy who played Jed is the same dude who voiced Chef in South Park😂
I just found out my old stage combat teacher played Jody! I didn’t even recognize him!
Why does he remind me of killer jack frost ? Oh yea he's a holiday killer with some quirky jokes but he better then jack an turkey
scrafrycraft vlog How can something be better than Thankskilling
Jweet ikr
scrafrycraft vlog thankskilling is a master piece
I threw my phone and started gasping for air as soon as I hear that boy sing😂😂
Lol xD My ears bled!
I relate to him
r/thathappened