Silent Night (2012) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +1763

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  • @joelr3695
    @joelr3695 5 лет назад +4520

    I feel like when I die I’m going to see James A. Janisse say “You’ve been added to the kill count”

    • @iAlexDunkley
      @iAlexDunkley 5 лет назад +61

      Chaos Joel we can only hope

    • @shape5915
      @shape5915 5 лет назад +70

      Lol I hope I get a dull machete

    • @ghostlytavern129
      @ghostlytavern129 5 лет назад +6

      Chaos Joel I really hope that happens to me

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 5 лет назад +6

      That is some dark hilarious stuff right there.

    • @twist_ending7545
      @twist_ending7545 5 лет назад +2

      Omg your profile, is from a movie i used to like

  • @patri6kd3mps3y8
    @patri6kd3mps3y8 5 лет назад +3318

    I was afraid the mom with the bad heart was gonna die but I’m so glad to see it was her daughter after she slapped the pills out of her hand

    • @RealTreyOlds
      @RealTreyOlds 5 лет назад +236

      And the old lady in the church when the Santa killer kills the reverend

    • @thetajikball9654
      @thetajikball9654 5 лет назад +15

      Patri6k D3mps3Y

    • @Valintinestudios
      @Valintinestudios 5 лет назад +67

      That kid wouldn’t last two minutes in a Mexican house hold

    • @reesebynumgames5964
      @reesebynumgames5964 5 лет назад +67

      Thank god, I didn't want the elderly woman to get murdered. Still the Killer is an bad personal

    • @JoseFrancisco-vb7ln
      @JoseFrancisco-vb7ln 5 лет назад +10

      Very cool patrick

  • @rattlesnake2345
    @rattlesnake2345 5 лет назад +1425

    Wait this town only has ONE road? Just One?
    Civilian in the town: where is your house?
    Other civilian: its just up the road

    • @annoyinglyfast5972
      @annoyinglyfast5972 5 лет назад +70

      Where can I turn in these tax papers?
      At a building just down the road.

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 5 лет назад +42

      Where's the porn shop?
      Just up the road, feller!!!

    • @Reposessor
      @Reposessor 5 лет назад +1

      ikr that's what I thought to lmao

    • @ScreamingLordRocky
      @ScreamingLordRocky 5 лет назад +45

      Gonna take my horse to the one town road

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 5 лет назад +14

      Civilian: Hey officer, where’s the bank
      Officer: Just up the road

  • @nuhunla1930
    @nuhunla1930 3 года назад +1631

    Kid: "Santa sucks..."
    James A. Kringle: "You know something, you suck!" *Angrily eats banana*

  • @elchirpo3016
    @elchirpo3016 5 лет назад +897

    1:15 I think I speak for most of us when I say James is the hook of the show

    • @stephenarndt5890
      @stephenarndt5890 5 лет назад +6

      Preach

    • @djvmx1226
      @djvmx1226 5 лет назад +13

      I have a question for you sir...
      WHO PUT YOU ON A PLANET? 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CVM.J
      @CVM.J 5 лет назад +3

      El Chirpo tell james to review bone and tomahawk

    • @nikeyascott9650
      @nikeyascott9650 5 лет назад +3

      DJ VMX ink

    • @jimthepickens9898
      @jimthepickens9898 5 лет назад +3

      ”Most of us”?

  • @UnkleRiceYo
    @UnkleRiceYo 5 лет назад +2927

    That old woman saying"I won't say a word" is actually pretty good, really feel for her

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason 4 года назад +225

      I like that Santa only kills those who Deserve it
      A killer nonetheless,but like Chaotic Neutral

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 4 года назад +128

      @@academyjason More like lawful evil

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 4 года назад +79

      @@academyjason i mean i wouldn't say most people in this film deserve it.

    • @drago939393
      @drago939393 4 года назад +100

      @@academyjason Wtf you talking about, he sadistically butchered a bunch of innocent people.

    • @epicultima6449
      @epicultima6449 4 года назад +25

      @@drago939393 most of the victims did deserve it tho,like the priest

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +2823

    **Axe hits on the door**
    Santa: HOHOHO!!! HERE'S JOLLY!!!

  • @travypatty7590
    @travypatty7590 4 года назад +667

    I was so curious when he couldn’t show Dennis’s kill that I searched it myself and regret everything. I think James made the right decision.

  • @SolrSurfr3
    @SolrSurfr3 5 лет назад +942

    10:27 You can tell they shot this part in several takes because “Karson” looks different every time they go back to the chalkboard, and for some reason it’s absolutely hilarious to me

    • @pokerface4
      @pokerface4 5 лет назад +66

      Haha you're right it actually does. Looks smaller and thin but grows.
      Double takes, Double screwed.

    • @karamkaakaji6036
      @karamkaakaji6036 4 года назад +4

      No thEre iS twO s’S

    • @themarkiscookin
      @themarkiscookin 4 года назад +13

      Double s double screwed

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 4 года назад +4

      I never noticed that before. That is hilarious!!

    • @starviper1646
      @starviper1646 3 года назад +10

      The line under the word dissappears in one of the takes as well.

  • @ghoulz4brainz
    @ghoulz4brainz 5 лет назад +9772

    *When you realise James has two beards-*

  • @JoeMama-ys2tz
    @JoeMama-ys2tz 5 лет назад +1199

    "YOU NEED TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL."
    *Santa kills the girl*

    • @marvinsilva9414
      @marvinsilva9414 4 года назад +12

      Hahah

    • @frankgaming6930
      @frankgaming6930 4 года назад +33

      *n a u g h t y*

    • @obsidiantitan9791
      @obsidiantitan9791 4 года назад +64

      He just took her to the great mall in the sky

    • @aquilyt9778
      @aquilyt9778 4 года назад +11

      @@obsidiantitan9791 lol

    • @bellylover365
      @bellylover365 4 года назад +14

      She should've watched out and not pout I'm telling you why Santa claus is coming to town

  • @augistry5439
    @augistry5439 Год назад +93

    the maria kill is so damn brutal, wood chipper is a hell of a way to go especially since he put her in feet first cold hearted kringle

    • @efrenmoreno3
      @efrenmoreno3 6 месяцев назад +3

      I thought she died the most brutal death tbh 😭😭

    • @droidfilmz
      @droidfilmz 3 месяца назад +1

      It’s leagues better than the meat grinder (not a woodchipper but similar) kill in Texas Chainsaw 3D. God that looked awful

  • @Cinderkin
    @Cinderkin 5 лет назад +251

    James you're in for a well deserved holiday and I hope you have a good one. You worked damn hard this month by giving us so much content. Thanks for all the entertainment each and every upload!

  • @Sneaky_Horse
    @Sneaky_Horse 5 лет назад +726

    "good thing it wasn't garbage day!!!!!!" 😂😂😂

    • @chaotic3962
      @chaotic3962 5 лет назад +7

      Dallas Smith he should have edited in the meme lol.

    • @tracytorres3477
      @tracytorres3477 5 лет назад +1

      Dallas Smith fu##ing wow 😂

    • @ether9344
      @ether9344 5 лет назад +1

      Garbage day is the day some people die very gnarly deaths.......😂

    • @ashleyescamilla
      @ashleyescamilla 5 лет назад +1

      Ur brother a mother

    • @mariatoarba849
      @mariatoarba849 5 лет назад +1

      I know... especially if MY name is Maria

  • @austinkruse7610
    @austinkruse7610 5 лет назад +266

    The Long Silent Night is finally over... as the morning sun finally comes up to end the night...
    Tbh, this was an interesting series

  • @d4rkscarletwitch
    @d4rkscarletwitch 4 года назад +406

    8:49 I love how he let her live and he even gave her money too Ik he’s a killer but he’s honestly a nice one..

    • @ilimuninati4929
      @ilimuninati4929 4 года назад +60

      Professionals have standards

    • @Justarandomartist28
      @Justarandomartist28 4 года назад +53

      I was literally praying he wouldnt kill the old lady. That was a pretty cute scene in a very weird way.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 года назад +29

      @Im NoT LiKe OtHeR gIrLs - you can be emotionally invested in what happens to fictional characters. Isn’t that what makes media interesting?

    • @rsj2631
      @rsj2631 3 года назад +6

      @🌸Sakura🌸 wow who would of guessed it was a movie smart guy 😐

    • @williammonaghan9147
      @williammonaghan9147 2 года назад

      Very good comment Mr "I have a piss kink"

  • @gamingdemon12
    @gamingdemon12 5 лет назад +468

    17:10 "TOASTY!"
    OMG thank you for doing that

    • @gdscratcher9795
      @gdscratcher9795 5 лет назад +3

      GamingDemon 12 I like how this comment has 188 likes but no comments. I will be the first comment.

    • @colbycarlin6825
      @colbycarlin6825 5 лет назад +2

      GamingDemon 12 love it too brotha, only some get it

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 лет назад

      @@gdscratcher9795 thank you

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 5 лет назад

      @@colbycarlin6825 true fans will understand

    • @yanceyguzman5480
      @yanceyguzman5480 5 лет назад

      @@wolve-potter5775 yeah

  • @AJWrenn-kj7mj
    @AJWrenn-kj7mj 5 лет назад +116

    "Properly contaminates the crime scene"
    I like the premise of the show a bit, but its the writing and delivery that really makes Kill Count worth watching. Keep being awesome.

  • @Taylor-cu2dh
    @Taylor-cu2dh 5 лет назад +371

    James:So we can stay off of RUclips’s naughty list
    RUclips: *DEMONETISED*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +592

    "Sorry, I'm just trying to stay off RUclips's naughty list"
    Looks like you were safe, as you weren't age restricted

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 4 года назад +13

      Guess who’s back back back
      Back again
      Just some guy without a mustache is back
      Tell your friends

    • @djwjdjqisjjqjsannens
      @djwjdjqisjjqjsannens 4 года назад

      yay :D

    • @pizzacrumbles
      @pizzacrumbles 4 года назад

      @@lel8928 fool,you fool

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 4 года назад

      Pizza crumbles 😢

    • @rumendoychev8285
      @rumendoychev8285 4 года назад +1

      We meet again.

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann 5 лет назад +193

    “Usually a character’s usually 16 before they become slasher fodder.”
    Oh yeah? Watch “Beware! Children at Play”. The finale of that movie is INSANE.

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 5 лет назад +2

      Sounds trashy...you have me intrigued...i dont watch enough trashy horror films

    • @AlienWithABox
      @AlienWithABox 5 лет назад +8

      @@CurtyTails It's a great turn-your-brain-off slasher film. The cover art even has a fake "don't watch if you're pregnant or faint of heart" warning on it.

    • @Glibber777
      @Glibber777 5 лет назад +2

      Remember Star Wars.

    • @pkman947
      @pkman947 5 лет назад +1

      That ending has to be one of the best in cinema hostory

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 5 лет назад

      EquestrianAngel:Curt
      It’s a Troma film

  • @sosig5667
    @sosig5667 5 лет назад +331

    Hey James! just a suggestion but it’d be so cool if you could give us your pick for golden chainsaw and dull machete out of all the kills you counted in 2018.

    • @stabykid419
      @stabykid419 5 лет назад +8

      OMG YAS

    • @honoursplace3291
      @honoursplace3291 5 лет назад +19

      he'll most likely do that again for when he hits his 2 year anniversary. He did something similar for his first year of Kill Counts. Just wait

    • @cameronmoose4554
      @cameronmoose4554 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah like GOLDEN CHAINSAW DOE 2018 IS!!!!!!

    • @emili0645
      @emili0645 5 лет назад +7

      It's really hard to take u seriously, just the profile pic *where is the lamb sauce*

    • @jbeckdev9965
      @jbeckdev9965 5 лет назад

      Sosig

  • @NickNitro03
    @NickNitro03 5 лет назад +910

    James has no issues looking like an idiot. You da man James

    • @rabidrabids5348
      @rabidrabids5348 5 лет назад +28

      You talking about the santa costume? He still looks better than me on my best day.

    • @thestoryboardyoutube
      @thestoryboardyoutube 5 лет назад +2

      RABID RABIDS lol

    • @CVM.J
      @CVM.J 5 лет назад

      Nick Nitro tell james to do bone and tomahawk

    • @Jamie-z1j1e
      @Jamie-z1j1e 10 месяцев назад

      when james said that the part when the guy gets electrocuted by the christmas lights reminded him of the death scene in silent night deadly night part 2 with the car battery but better i was like yeah but instead of a car battery they used christmas lights

  • @MrMoon.
    @MrMoon. 3 года назад +91

    The interesting part about this movie is that the Santa is slightly sympathetic one like in the church with the terrified old lady, it sorta shows that the darkest people have tiny bit of kindness in them

  • @janicekant4105
    @janicekant4105 5 лет назад +131

    The funniest part of when James eats the banana is when he looks away. His eyes move faster then his actual head as if that kid hurt his feelings.

  • @jacobsquist8393
    @jacobsquist8393 5 лет назад +133

    *When James pulls out another kill count before Christmas to finish Silent Night Deadly Night*
    Pulled a Sneaky on ya

  • @urielt1504
    @urielt1504 5 лет назад +414

    I want to illuminate to the audience why I'm a Patron and why you should become one too. By the time this comes out publically, James will have released three full kill counts and a podcast in four days. From my limited video editing experience, it takes at least two or three days to edit a single kill count, let alone write, film and deal with frivolous and captious copyright and upload issues. Had I not known how assiduous is James, I would have deduced he has a hot tub time machine.

    • @adamdoran1398
      @adamdoran1398 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah james has really been putting this series into overdrive I pledged to him a while ago and its the best 20 bucks I ever spent.

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +60

      Thanks so much for all your support, guys! But I can't take all the editing credit - the reason I've been able to do so many extra videos lately is thanks to my assistant editors Bry and Zoran and the person who does my graphics for me now, Clara!

    • @Rath460
      @Rath460 5 лет назад +2

      Nice Mortal Kombat reference at 17:07 there, @@DeadMeat

    • @jmorel42
      @jmorel42 5 лет назад +1

      Anyway to support him w/o going through Patron

    • @herberine
      @herberine 5 лет назад +2

      I wish I could, but I have no money. :/

  • @Davegrohllover22
    @Davegrohllover22 3 года назад +77

    When James said don’t get all jealous of that girl knives I was like oh what is he talking about and then I remembered Scott Pilgrim vs the world

  • @bradymckiddy8322
    @bradymckiddy8322 5 лет назад +165

    I'm so glad he spared the old woman.

    • @subscorpion9560
      @subscorpion9560 5 лет назад +14

      he even spares tiffany's little sister

    • @bellyisadorable2754
      @bellyisadorable2754 4 года назад +9

      IKR it’s so nice of him.

    • @fixedglitch3621
      @fixedglitch3621 4 года назад

      Lmao that comment above me

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 4 года назад

      Lmfao the comment above me

    • @fixedglitch3621
      @fixedglitch3621 4 года назад

      Reverses spell* JAJAJJAJAJAJA UR GAY NOWWWW 😂😂😂🤣😂😂

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 5 лет назад +117

    I feel that this movie is the best out of the series.

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 5 лет назад

      Compatriot i agree

    • @peeprzboi214
      @peeprzboi214 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah even though it's bad the other movies are baddererer.

    • @Sevofthesands
      @Sevofthesands 5 лет назад +10

      Its average by remake standards and the story isn't shit.. but then again the bar for the series itself isn't very high really.

    • @HippieGoddess142
      @HippieGoddess142 5 лет назад

      It truly was a good movie.

    • @yinv2894
      @yinv2894 5 лет назад

      @@peeprzboi214 you sound like my dad

  • @slaywee
    @slaywee 5 лет назад +171

    17:09 damn it i was gona comment Toasty but James already beat me to it. Love your reference mate.

  • @ShadowGaming-bk3qt
    @ShadowGaming-bk3qt 3 года назад +32

    12:15 even when James Blurs Dennis's graphic death, you can still Dennis's head get chopped in 2 like a damn firewood.

  • @sashen6678
    @sashen6678 4 года назад +276

    I heard the whole concept of the killer Santa with a homemade flamethrower was inspired by an actual event... EDIT: It was the Covina massacre...

  • @g-dog_eswshockwave
    @g-dog_eswshockwave 4 года назад +54

    9:18
    The story used in the flashback was actually based on a real life tragedy called the Covina Massacre. Where a man crashed his ex-wife’s Christmas party with a homemade flamethrower and a gun.

  • @bob343536
    @bob343536 5 лет назад +27

    Watching all these cruddy Silent Night movies really makes me appreciate the stellar “Black Christmas” from 1974. It may be dated but it’s still the best Christmas horror movie I’ve ever seen! Happy holidays everyone!! 🎄

  • @RainIncorporated
    @RainIncorporated 4 года назад +583

    “usually a kids sixteen before they get in the slasher films”
    Me having turned sixteen: 👁👄👁

    • @AidenLS
      @AidenLS 4 года назад +38

      come back in 2 years you will be able to do more stuff in slasher films.

    • @jaydenmilligan5202
      @jaydenmilligan5202 4 года назад +10

      @@AidenLS 😐

    • @wyntryx7977
      @wyntryx7977 4 года назад +12

      2 more years and you'll be able act in more than slasher films

    • @ShinoIsInnocent
      @ShinoIsInnocent 4 года назад +8

      **Dances is 14 year old**

    • @mileycrwilliams1637
      @mileycrwilliams1637 4 года назад +5

      dances in 15 year old

  • @reiniest
    @reiniest 5 лет назад +60

    *silent night: remade with better crap*
    But seriously James, you have been working hard and all, but you need to have a good holiday

  • @bouf9151
    @bouf9151 5 лет назад +238

    Do texas chainsaw massacre!

    • @sugarykoi5320
      @sugarykoi5320 5 лет назад +2

      that's the same thing i was thinking

    • @thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005
      @thisisacryforhelpimtrapped7005 5 лет назад +2

      Recommend movies/series to do on his gmail because it's easier for James to see.

    • @auuuuugh4296
      @auuuuugh4296 5 лет назад

      _ANA_ _BOI_ yes!

    • @jermer06
      @jermer06 5 лет назад

      yea he should, but isnt the first movie banned in like 7 different countries

    • @yinv2894
      @yinv2894 5 лет назад

      You didn't say the magic word.

  • @jms7969
    @jms7969 5 лет назад +120

    Hey Santa's nice! He didnt kill the old lady at the church.🙂

    • @subscorpion9560
      @subscorpion9560 5 лет назад +6

      and later give's tiffany's (the blonde) little sister a candy cane

    • @markkrouse600
      @markkrouse600 5 лет назад +5

      Killing 15 people and being nice to one. Yeah, that’s nice

  • @The_Unknown_Mister_E
    @The_Unknown_Mister_E 4 года назад +58

    I think the kill works the same as an electric chair they use for executions, like you said with the metal cap in his head, which was probably conducive. He probably connected wires in the Christmas lights to it, and I’m pretty certain that the reason he gets cooked in his own skin can probably come from the infamous scene in the Stephen King classic “The Green Mile”, where the sponge was dry, something that real prison guards weren’t supposed to allow. The Santa killer probably didn’t have a wet sponge to kill him quickly and less painfully because he wanted a more painful death for the deputy... but hey, that’s just my theory tbh, and not even all that original more than likely.
    Still, it’s an amazing kill in the movie, and I honestly hold it the highest for how well the opening scene for this movie is done, the simplicity of the kill and how it isn’t really over done like most movies do tbh.

    • @iamerror6546
      @iamerror6546 3 года назад +1

      Wait, The Green Mile was a Stephen King movie?

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 3 года назад +2

      @@iamerror6546 yep and just as well, it was the best role Michael Clarke Duncan got aside from the Kingpin in *Daredevil* and Kilowog from *Green Lantern* of course

  • @daniellolive8592
    @daniellolive8592 5 лет назад +53

    Never clicked off the other "silent night deadly night" videos so fast

  • @alexantinoro2391
    @alexantinoro2391 5 лет назад +66

    James A. J makes these videos very entertaining, especially with the added humor

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 5 лет назад +4

      you're trying too hard to get hearted

  • @plompf586
    @plompf586 5 лет назад +1104

    Silent night:kills kid
    A quiet place: am I a joke to you

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 5 лет назад +24

      Phonok and don’t forget ‘Season of the Witch’ (the non-Michael Myers Halloween movie)

    • @nobody-pr7fg
      @nobody-pr7fg 5 лет назад +7

      *This* is a good movie though.

    • @KlicClacJr
      @KlicClacJr 5 лет назад +10

      Phonok pet sematery

    • @war_Machine-ti4ps
      @war_Machine-ti4ps 5 лет назад +3

      @@nobody-pr7fg that was fuckin amazing

    • @prouddoge1004
      @prouddoge1004 5 лет назад +6

      Phonok it2 joins the party

  • @armandas5656
    @armandas5656 3 года назад +76

    in my opinion, this is on of the best remakes, because just like James said, its tries to be its own movie and having respect to the original

  • @kek4567
    @kek4567 5 лет назад +356

    Why are these 2010's movie remakes always so dark?

  • @Dxwnlxad
    @Dxwnlxad 5 лет назад +469

    4:12 had me dead when he ate the banana all disappointed 😂
    Omg so many likes,

    • @IHAVEHEROBRINE947
      @IHAVEHEROBRINE947 5 лет назад +4

      Dxwnlxad please tell me you know what movie that is from

    • @Dxwnlxad
      @Dxwnlxad 5 лет назад +2

      @@IHAVEHEROBRINE947 nope😂😂😂

    • @IHAVEHEROBRINE947
      @IHAVEHEROBRINE947 5 лет назад +6

      Dxwnlxad it’s from the movie Billy Madison with Adam Sandler

    • @Dxwnlxad
      @Dxwnlxad 5 лет назад +1

      @@IHAVEHEROBRINE947 wait, I love that movie but I haven't watched it in so long

    • @devilxali_2123
      @devilxali_2123 5 лет назад +2

      I got 4k likes in a video

  • @sameralhamdan7424
    @sameralhamdan7424 5 лет назад +656

    Silence of the lamb kill count

    • @PrincessCadancee
      @PrincessCadancee 5 лет назад +8

      (Spoiler?) Man seeing Mason's face scared me.

    • @SexyButCurious
      @SexyButCurious 5 лет назад +14

      The whole series including ManHunter(1986) and Hannibal Rising.

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 5 лет назад +2

      Samer Alhamdan hello there Clarice fly back to your nest little starling

    • @bigkahunaburger1092
      @bigkahunaburger1092 5 лет назад +2

      Plz do Tucker and Dale

    • @christopheryao3417
      @christopheryao3417 5 лет назад +2

      It will get demonetized in under a minute

  • @electrickfox
    @electrickfox 4 года назад +26

    I died when James randomly ate that banana after yelling you suck 😂

  • @tweezle9952
    @tweezle9952 5 лет назад +127

    I died laughing when you said “You Suck!” And then ate a banana 🍌 😂 4:12

  • @cassio8315
    @cassio8315 5 лет назад +231

    Still waiting for the Grinch kill count

    • @TheJetmedix
      @TheJetmedix 5 лет назад +22

      Jamie Brown I’m still waiting for the sherk kill count

    • @cassio8315
      @cassio8315 5 лет назад +11

      One day we need to completely destroy James sanity and make him do a lord of the ring kill count

    • @brewmaster2912
      @brewmaster2912 5 лет назад +2

      Jamie Brown The grinch doesn’t kill people

    • @TheJetmedix
      @TheJetmedix 5 лет назад

      Jamie Brown this ain’t it chief

    • @TheJetmedix
      @TheJetmedix 5 лет назад +10

      zeynep erdogmus r/woooooosh

  • @skits8408
    @skits8408 5 лет назад +25

    I'm so glad the old lady at 8:50 survived I got so scared for her

  • @anotherrandomkid6028
    @anotherrandomkid6028 Год назад +47

    Merry Christmas! Also, I wonder if James will create a kill count for Dexter (2006), even though it is not a horror.

    • @keltonfulkerson7133
      @keltonfulkerson7133 Год назад +3

      @Archie And Friends!*coughs* jurassic park *coughs*

    • @aaroncoats7600
      @aaroncoats7600 Год назад +2

      I would love to see that I love that show

    • @AnonymousKiryu
      @AnonymousKiryu Год назад +2

      @Archie And Friends! Jurrasic world and Jurrasic park be like: Ahem, You were saying?

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 Год назад

      @Kelton Fulkerson the JP movies are horror-adjacent

  • @torchwood00
    @torchwood00 5 лет назад +42

    Initial release: 30 November 2012 (USA)
    Director: Steven C. Miller
    Based on: Silent Night, Deadly Night; by Charles E. Sellier Jr.
    Screenplay: Jayson Rothwell
    Producers: Richard Saperstein, Phyllis Laing, Shara Kay, Brian Witten

  • @Nightmare77110
    @Nightmare77110 5 лет назад +241

    These movies in a nutshell
    1. PUNISH
    2. Garbage day is the best day of the week
    3. Human Mojo Jojo
    4. A bunch of witches BUG the shit out of a lady
    5. Some Android Boi loves his mommy
    6. PUNISH mark 2

    • @onyxsavior7179
      @onyxsavior7179 4 года назад +9

      For some reason this makes me laugh:
      *P U N I S H*
      ...mark 2

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 4 года назад +4

      @@onyxsavior7179 *P U N I S H*
      ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

  • @coltonhastings9083
    @coltonhastings9083 4 года назад +28

    I love how James is SUCH a Adam Sandler fan, he quotes him alllllll the time

  • @skii8809
    @skii8809 3 года назад +16

    16:49 bro looks like he got a pizza slice slumped on his face😂

  • @ghosty1954
    @ghosty1954 5 лет назад +79

    We're really close to Christmas day everyone!!!

  • @cupcakekiller7545
    @cupcakekiller7545 5 лет назад +188

    The random picture of Barack Obama in the background at 3:51👌👌😂😂

  • @kylepollack3029
    @kylepollack3029 5 лет назад +12

    Something I love about this movie is the cinematography, every shot is so well done

  • @TrebTron
    @TrebTron 4 года назад +9

    THE WAY JAMES EAT THAT BANANA WHEN HE SAYS "you know what you suck!" IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!

  • @m.v_mil
    @m.v_mil 5 лет назад +66

    This is like the Christmas version of Rob Zombie's Halloweens

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 5 лет назад +3

      Except some characters were actually likeable?

    • @m.v_mil
      @m.v_mil 5 лет назад

      @@megashark1013 kind of

    • @peeprzboi214
      @peeprzboi214 5 лет назад

      Rob Zombies, Christmas Remake

  • @txhit2234
    @txhit2234 5 лет назад +154

    “Double S, Double screwed!” 😂 10:30

    • @aassad3374
      @aassad3374 5 лет назад +1

      I love that

    • @thearttable7612
      @thearttable7612 5 лет назад

      It was so weird right when he said that I saw this comment😂

  • @breadtasteweird
    @breadtasteweird 5 лет назад +172

    17:08 good editing skills

    • @drive2926
      @drive2926 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr 😂😂😂 had me rolling

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 года назад +25

    One of the better horror movie remakes out there

  • @nerofogg6585
    @nerofogg6585 5 лет назад +137

    Friday the 13th: jason takes Christmas

    • @bradyberry2777
      @bradyberry2777 5 лет назад

      Love taking other people's comments for likes, huh? Ouch.

    • @fazepetergr1f326
      @fazepetergr1f326 5 лет назад +2

      @@bradyberry2777 its not always taking he probably didn't see it who knows

    • @bradyberry2777
      @bradyberry2777 5 лет назад

      @@fazepetergr1f326 shhh, be quiet ginger

    • @tastegreat5109
      @tastegreat5109 5 лет назад +3

      The Friday before Christmas

    • @claudiakovacs1824
      @claudiakovacs1824 5 лет назад

      I agree whit ya

  • @zachcouch8654
    @zachcouch8654 5 лет назад +62

    Someone who can work in a Nelly refence in a Killer Santa movie is a god amount mere mortals.

  • @vulgarprophet8655
    @vulgarprophet8655 4 года назад +50

    James A. Janisse never fails to entertain.

  • @thomasharrington1477
    @thomasharrington1477 3 года назад +14

    Goldberg's costume and look in "Santa's Slay" actually looks kind of good, he almost reminds me of Tim Allen's Santa apart from the murder stuff

  • @SageLatrans
    @SageLatrans 5 лет назад +85

    Murder Santa would be perfect if there was a Purge: Seasons Greetings

    • @billiemullican3261
      @billiemullican3261 5 лет назад +3

      Yessss

    • @bruh_man254
      @bruh_man254 5 лет назад +1

      TheAmericanGryffindor ye

    • @atomiclr6369
      @atomiclr6369 5 лет назад +1

      That wouldn’t make sense in universe tho, doesn’t the purge happen in the summer? Still a cool idea.

    • @SageLatrans
      @SageLatrans 5 лет назад +1

      @@atomiclr6369 The president thinks the purge isn't working so adds the holiday purge

    • @beatsandmusic5697
      @beatsandmusic5697 5 лет назад

      TheAmericanGryffindor the purge is a holiday in the movie

  • @bellasothercorner8234
    @bellasothercorner8234 5 лет назад +42

    The reference to what happened to Monday was hilarious “good thing it wasn’t garbage daaayy!!”

  • @quinnkehoe483
    @quinnkehoe483 5 лет назад +20

    “This guy’s just askin to get PUNISHED!!!!” Lol James is such a good host!

  • @MJAYZ007
    @MJAYZ007 4 года назад +5

    Horror movie killer: *exists*
    James: IM GONNA COUNT AND RATE THIS MANS ENTIRE CAREER

  • @damadlad3604
    @damadlad3604 5 лет назад +316

    YOU NEED TO DO FINAL DESTINATION KILL COUNT ALREADY
    edit: I’m not sure if it’s completely true but this comment got a reply saying he won’t do final destination
    RIP

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 5 лет назад +27

    8:03 Huh, I didn't know we were watching Mean Girls

  • @Cringinator4000
    @Cringinator4000 5 лет назад +14

    You can pause at pretty much anytime James is on screen and he'll look like he's having a jolly time. Keep up the good work! (I know that no one cares but I've been here since the first kill count)

  • @gtaylor1442
    @gtaylor1442 4 года назад +12

    Ah, that electrocution kill in the beginning is my favorite. While not particularly gory, it’s a possible reference to the jack skellington’s electric chair seen while he sings “jack’s obsession”

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 5 лет назад +71

    Double S.
    *DOUBLE SCREWED*

  • @goompo
    @goompo 5 лет назад +81

    *Oh my God*
    *James acknowledged Ellen Wong as being Knives Chau*
    *_My Scott Pilgrim nerdiness has been fulfilled_*

    • @youngdaggerdick1403
      @youngdaggerdick1403 4 года назад +4

      Glad someone noticed

    • @gamerfan5879
      @gamerfan5879 4 года назад +4

      Yep and I just rewatched Scott pilgrim in honor of the game coming back

  • @tack3232
    @tack3232 5 лет назад +59

    4:14 Won the award for best moment in a kill count............................ James eating a banana!!!!!!

  • @jimthebottle6647
    @jimthebottle6647 3 года назад +8

    Nobody:
    Every MCU fight scene ever: 15:44

  • @_sofafos_3516
    @_sofafos_3516 5 лет назад +44

    James: And he just cuts off the pastures fingers!? Holy Sh*t
    Me: yes James, he really was a holy sh*t

  • @alexgiles536
    @alexgiles536 5 лет назад +84

    James should cover either the Hostel movies or the Collector movies

    • @subscorpion9560
      @subscorpion9560 5 лет назад

      i second that

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe those will be after ‘Final Destination’, we’ll have to wait and see I guess. Although Foundflix has videos for the Collector films

    • @OfficerFriendly2006
      @OfficerFriendly2006 4 года назад +2

      And considering what happens in the collector 2, James is going to have a tough time covering them.

    • @alivebacontgm2
      @alivebacontgm2 Год назад

      Both are literally getting covered

  • @matthewchalfont559
    @matthewchalfont559 5 лет назад +35

    Love the Scott pilgrim reference
    Thank you

  • @Ha_YuriZahard
    @Ha_YuriZahard 4 года назад +133

    santa: kills 14 year old spoiled brat,
    santa: spares a old woman after watching him stab a priest many times

    • @Vareckjeit
      @Vareckjeit 4 года назад +33

      The brat deserved it the old women didn’t

    • @emilysennett8287
      @emilysennett8287 4 года назад +5

      Dylan O'Connor uh i’m not saying she’s a good kid, but like, she’s still a child

    • @jackcouch8322
      @jackcouch8322 4 года назад +7

      Santa’s got his priorities straight

    • @shiftgaming5786
      @shiftgaming5786 4 года назад +1

      Fun fact: This movie was banned in Queensland, Australia

  • @expletorystar48
    @expletorystar48 5 лет назад +65

    Awww....bless that killer Santa's heart, he let the old lady live and gave her what it looks like 60 dollars

    • @kaipitre2872
      @kaipitre2872 5 лет назад +3

      3 20s

    • @expletorystar48
      @expletorystar48 5 лет назад +1

      Oh ok, thanks for telling me

    • @justanotherguy1122
      @justanotherguy1122 4 года назад +5

      Well, yes. That was nice, but he killed many people. Though most of those victims kinda deserved death, like the pornography stars or the scummy pastor. Still, was nice to let that old woman live to see another winter day.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 года назад +7

      Why do porn stars deserve death.

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 4 года назад +2

      @@fightingmedialounge519 I would like to know as well

  • @terry8755
    @terry8755 5 лет назад +55

    7:11 loved the national lampoons Christmas vacation reference James!!

  • @Soklay16
    @Soklay16 5 лет назад +28

    Honestly, this movie looks pretty good (visually). The story may have flaws, but the cinematography is pretty good for most of the movie.

  • @nigelgoldberg4727
    @nigelgoldberg4727 Год назад +22

    Oh my god, I remember watching this movie as a little kid. I cannot believe I forgot about this. The kill to Maria in Christmas Tree place stuck with me for so long.

  • @JAMES-vy4dc
    @JAMES-vy4dc 5 лет назад +177

    4:45
    Next God of War game reveal?

    • @donitovendan
      @donitovendan 5 лет назад +5

      boiii

    • @dylanbetts542
      @dylanbetts542 5 лет назад +1

      GOD OF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @zaclarkin1683
      @zaclarkin1683 5 лет назад

      BOI

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 5 лет назад

      _You better watch out, _*__B o i_*

  • @Nina-fc8ey
    @Nina-fc8ey 5 лет назад +29

    "So don't go playing the hero.....That's my job" XD

  • @unknownflickz1289
    @unknownflickz1289 5 лет назад +8

    It's so cool when I look at your first video and how this channel has changed so much in a year. I remember quite vividly finding your channel in its somewhat early days and immediately getting hooked. I'm so glad I decided to check out your channel and have been a viewer since almost the beginning, cause who knows, Maybe I would have never found this channel

  • @wakkowarner1572
    @wakkowarner1572 4 года назад +31

    Christmas is the scariest night. Halloween: HEY THATS MY JOB

  • @maximumpower98
    @maximumpower98 4 года назад +23

    Kills
    1. Deputy Jordan 2:01
    2. Norwood Girl 3:26
    3. Alana Roach 5:18
    4. Goldie 6:26
    5. Frank 6:43
    6. Maria 7:15
    7. Reverend Madeley 8:38
    8. Jane Jones 9:36
    9. Mayor Revie 11:18
    10. Tiffany Revie 11:56
    11. Dennis 12:13
    12. Stein Karsson 13:13
    13. Deputy Giles 14:08
    14. Sheriff Cooper 14:23
    15. Hank Bradimore 14:41
    16. Jim Epstein 15:30
    17. Ronald Jones, Sr. 16:33

    • @omego69
      @omego69 Год назад +4

      thanks man

  • @bloodmoongato
    @bloodmoongato 5 лет назад +175

    Whoever is reading this,
    Merry Christmas

  • @starwarsfanatic-df2ce
    @starwarsfanatic-df2ce 5 лет назад +90

    Kid: Santa sucks.
    James: You know something, YOU SUCK!
    Also James: Randomly takes a bite out of a banana.
    Me:😆

  • @loki1456
    @loki1456 2 года назад +8

    I like to see happy families, it's nice.
    I love seeing happy families in horror movies too. Which usually means it turns sad when people die.

  • @7thsaga662
    @7thsaga662 5 лет назад +18

    "Just, you know... better". Love it every damn time

  • @Oldchannelcaptigc
    @Oldchannelcaptigc 5 лет назад +51

    16:08 don’t you guys have the nerve to peel that off?

  • @licittofficial
    @licittofficial 5 лет назад +371

    I hate that most horror movie don't kill kids, gotta respect it

    • @SB-og3sl
      @SB-og3sl 5 лет назад +58

      @Mein Fox you may have wanted to use minors instead of minorities.

    • @Volker_A4
      @Volker_A4 5 лет назад +19

      sounds kind of terrible. I don't think most consumers want to see children die. They're also less relatable to the typical viewer anyways.

    • @enderwolf4260
      @enderwolf4260 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah... normally children or main characters (("final girls")) don't die.

    • @ana-teodoraanghel3423
      @ana-teodoraanghel3423 5 лет назад +3

      Watch Tales of Halloween you won't be disappointed

    • @bennettruck8515
      @bennettruck8515 5 лет назад +10

      For my opinion it depends on the kid. Jerk like the girl in this movie I wanted her to die, but like other kids in other movies I don’t like when they die