Terror Train (1980) KILL COUNT

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  6 лет назад +2352

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    • @Noobgod85
      @Noobgod85 6 лет назад +1

      Hi

    • @shaokahn1576
      @shaokahn1576 6 лет назад +2

      Happpy new year yeah

    • @karengordon137
      @karengordon137 6 лет назад

      Happy new year James

    • @youngkrazzdd
      @youngkrazzdd 6 лет назад +5

      My favorite joke is one i made: Why was the band called orange? Why? Beacause thier songs are juicy

    • @lag12k
      @lag12k 6 лет назад +6

      Can you do terrifier eventually

  • @awe4772
    @awe4772 6 лет назад +1563

    I like that this channel kill counts very forgotten or unknown movies

    • @williampompa4749
      @williampompa4749 6 лет назад +11

      I agree, sir.

    • @SarionIfrintiene
      @SarionIfrintiene 6 лет назад +38

      The classics and lesser knowns are my favorite kill counts, but the newer movies bring in more views. Glad James mixes it up.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 6 лет назад +2

      Literally came here to type the same

    • @ed-7135
      @ed-7135 6 лет назад +4

      I suggested this movie

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 5 лет назад +2

      Araelixir
      Maybe send some suggestions to James’s email! That’s where most of the suggestions go, and I’m sure he’d appreciate the ideas!

  • @TheBobafett13
    @TheBobafett13 6 лет назад +342

    2:57 "like this dude dressed as a secret member of our government" hilarious haha

  • @shelbycurlile6483
    @shelbycurlile6483 5 лет назад +3774

    Honestly you look good with and without a beard so don't sweat it

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 3 года назад +431

    I think it would have been a nearly perfect twist if everyone assumed it was Kenny, and it was actually a sibling or relative of the corpse they used for the prank, angry about what they did to their loved one. Something almost unforeseen and unrelated to them as a group, but directly related to them also as they just saw that person as “a corpse” and not someone’s loved one… maybe a line about how after the prank there was a furious relative or something like that.
    Kenny was very obvious, the reveal was pretty slick.

    • @MsDoctorWhoFan1
      @MsDoctorWhoFan1 2 года назад +17

      Ironically in the remake it is a relative! Won’t spoil who’s

    • @alxexp
      @alxexp 2 года назад +3

      wouldve been an anticlimactic reveal

    • @kevinskywalker5539
      @kevinskywalker5539 Год назад +4

      i didn't like that twist in the remake, i wanted kenny to be the killer, since it happened in the original.

    • @gassedup
      @gassedup Год назад +3

      @@MsDoctorWhoFan1why would you spoil it just to say not to spoil it. 🤦🏿‍♂️
      like saying “ Brad pitt is just a hallucination in fight club, not gonna say who’s hallucination though.”

    • @gassedup
      @gassedup Год назад +2

      @@MsDoctorWhoFan1” dumbledore dies, not gonna say who kills him though”

  • @notTORYY
    @notTORYY 6 лет назад +1084

    James is such a likable dude. I can’t help but smile or laugh whenever he throws in his little one liners 😂 I love this channel.

    • @evildunkicks
      @evildunkicks 6 лет назад +5

      noodleboytory i die when he makes a non funny joke

    • @WeeNiallism
      @WeeNiallism 6 лет назад +6

      I love James too. Can’t watch these quick enough.

    • @gacha_nora278
      @gacha_nora278 4 года назад +10

      @@evildunkicks no such thing as a non funny joke with him lmao

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 4 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @midfucu
      @midfucu 4 года назад

      @@gacha_nora278 right XD

  • @だんがんらんぱ
    @だんがんらんぱ 5 лет назад +2931

    *why do I only watch this stuff minutes before I go to sleep..*

  • @freddiejones6253
    @freddiejones6253 5 лет назад +1560

    “This guy has lost 2 lovers in the span of 4 minutes”
    Damn only other place where you’d see that is angsty shit on Wattpad or something..

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious 5 лет назад +1271

    His comment about the comments being mean when he shaved before made me sad

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 4 года назад +19

      He's comment about the comments Is about the comments

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 4 года назад +4

      Why? He took it like a champ.

    • @devin_so_devious
      @devin_so_devious 4 года назад +45

      @@SirBlackReeds yes he did. It's the fact that people are assholes for no reason

    • @aggayeet6962
      @aggayeet6962 4 года назад +17

      james is such a good guy too

    • @devin_so_devious
      @devin_so_devious 4 года назад +5

      @@aggayeet6962 agreed

  • @liamlongen7984
    @liamlongen7984 6 лет назад +404

    Dead Meat Killers of 2018
    -Jumbo the Klown, Spike, Shorty, Fatso, Rudy, Slim, Jojo the Klownzilla, The Thing, Pennywise / "IT", Freddy Krueger, Harry Warden, Mr. Wright, Evil Entity, Pin-Up Girl, Dollface, Man in the Mask, Leprechaun, "The Voice", Sunny Family Cult, "Leprechaun", John Kramer, Amanda Young, Lori, Hoffman, Logan Nelson, Lead Purger, Big Daddy, The NFFA, "Uncle" Sam Harper, Velociraptors, Jason Voorhees, Mama & Papa T.Rex, Laura Barns, Spinosaurus, Indominus Rex, The Predator (Jungle Hunter, City Hunter), Tracker SP, Falconer SP, Berserker Super Predator, Micheal Myers, Cujo the Dog, Conal Cochran & Androids, Look-See, Roger, Helena Markos, Gregory Tudor, Frankenstein's Monster, Kandarian Demon, Evil Ash & Skeletons, Terry, The Abomination, Billy Chapman, Ricky Caldwell, Charon Hackers, Fima & Ricky, Indoraptor, Joe Petto & Pino, Ronald Jones Jr., Santa, Kenny Hampson

  • @somerandomguy4812
    @somerandomguy4812 6 лет назад +217

    *Here’s the amount of kills each (somewhat important) killer (or killers) covered in 2018 got (in order of appearance):*
    1) Killer Klowns: 36 (confirmed) kills
    (Killer Klowns From Outer Space)
    2)The Thing: 20 kills
    (The Thing 1982, The Thing 2011)
    3) Penny Wise: 8 kills
    (IT mini series and IT chapter 1)
    4) Henry Bowers: 2 kills
    (IT mini series and IT chapter 1)
    5) Freddy Krueger: 41 (known) kills
    (A Nightmare on Elm Street 1,2,3,4,5,6, Wes Craven New Nightmare, Reboot)
    6) Henry Warden: 2-6 kills
    (My Bloody Valentine)
    7) Axel: 10 kills
    (My Bloody Valentine)
    8) Mr. Wright: 19 kills
    (Presidents Day)
    9) The Strangers: 6 kills
    (The Strangers, The Strangers: Prey at Night)
    10) Leprechaun (or Lubdan): 48 kills
    (Leprechaun 1,2,3,4, Leprechaun in the Hood, Back 2 tha’ Hood, Origins)
    11) The Voice: 35 kills
    (The Belko Experiment)
    12) Barry Norris: 15 (maybe) kills
    (The Belko Experiment)
    13)Wendell Dukes: 9 (?) deaths
    (The Belko Experiment)
    14) Lonny: 1 kill
    (The Belko Experiment)
    15) Antonio: 2 (?) kills
    (The Belko Experiment)
    16) Brad: 1(?) kill
    (The Belko Experiment)
    17) Terry: 1 (?) kill
    (The Belko Experiment)
    18) Vince: 4 kills
    (The Belko Experiment)
    19) John Kramer: 42 Kills
    (Saw 1,2,3,4,5,6,3D,Jigsaw)
    20) Zeppe: 1 kill
    (Saw)
    21) Amanda: 3 kills
    (Saw 2 and 3)
    22) Hoffman: 47 kills
    (Saw 3,5,6,3D)
    23) Lawrence Gordon: 3(?)kills
    (Saw 2,4,3D)
    24) Logan: 5 kills
    (Jigsaw)
    25) Lead Purger: 2 kills
    (The Purge)
    26) The Neighbors: 6 kills
    (The Purge)
    27) Dune Buggy Purgers: 3 kills
    (The Purge: Anarchy)
    28) Auction employees: 1 kill
    (The Purge: Anarchy)
    29) Rich hunters: 5 kills
    (The Purge: Anarchy)
    30) NNFA: 20 kills
    (The Purge: Anarchy, The Purge: Election Year)
    31) Googly-Eye Mask Purger: 3 kills
    (The Purge: Election Year)
    32) Sam Harper: 12 kills
    (Uncle Sam)
    33) Raptors: 21 kills.
    (Jurassic Park 1,2,3 and Jurassic World 1,2)
    34) T-Rex(s): 8 kills
    (Jurassic Park 1,2 and Jurassic World 2)
    35) Dilophosaurus: 1 kill
    (Jurassic Park)
    36) Compies: 1 kill
    (Jurassic Park 2)
    37) Spinosaurus: 2 kills
    (Jurassic Park 3)
    38) Pterodactyl(s): 5 kills
    (Jurassic Park 3 and Jurassic World)
    39) Indominus-Rex: 10 kills
    (Jurassic World)
    40) Mosasaurus: 5 kills
    (Jurassic World 1 and 2)
    41) Indoraptor: 8 kills
    (Jurassic World 2)
    42) Laura Barns: 6 kills
    (Unfriended)
    43) Ghost Jason: 2 kills
    (Never Hike Alone)
    44) Predator(s): 53 kills
    (Predator 1,2 and Predators)
    45) Michael Myers: 121 kills
    (Halloween 1,2,4,5,6,H2O, Resurrection, Halloween 1 (2007), Halloween 2 (2009) and Halloween (2018)
    46) Cujo: 3 kills
    (Cujo)
    47) Silver Shamrock: 9 kills
    (Halloween 3)
    48) Dr.Wynn: 9 kills
    (Halloween, 5 and 6)
    49) Look-See: 6 kills
    (Look See season 1 and 2)
    50) Sunny Family Cult: 17 kills
    (Sunny Family Cult season 1,2 and 3)
    51) Rodger: 5 kills
    (Sunny Family Cult season 2 and 3)
    52) Witches: 4 kills
    (Suspiria)
    53) Gregory Tudor: 7 kills
    (Ice Cream Man)
    54) Frankenstein’s Monster: 3 kills
    (Frankenstein)
    55) Deadites: 44 kills
    (Evil Dead 1,2, Army Of Darkness and Reboot)
    56) Terry: 9 kills
    (Blood Rage)
    57) Santa Robber: 3 kills
    (Silent Night, Deadly Night)
    58) Billy Chapman: 8 kills
    (Silent Night Deadly Night)
    59) Ricky Chapman: 20 kill
    (Silent Night Deadly Night 2 and 3)
    60) Charon Hackers: 9 kills
    (Unfriended: Dark Web)
    61) Ricky(Maybe?) 2 kills
    (Silent Night Deadly Night 4)
    62) Fima: 2 kills
    (Silent Night Deadly Night 4)
    63) Pino: 4 kills
    (Silent Night Deadly Night 5)
    64) Ronald Jones Jr: 14 kills
    (Silent Night)
    65) Ronald Jones Sr.: 1 kill
    (Silent Night)
    66) Santa Claus: 40 kills
    (Santa’s Slay)
    67) Kenny Hampson: 9 kills
    (Terror Train)
    *Killer with most kills:*
    Michael Myers, with 121 kills, there’s a 71 victims gap between him and the Predator(s) (who’s at second place).
    *Killed with the most kill per movie:*
    Santa Claus, the guy had 40 kills in the one single film he’s in. Which means that the poster-child of Christmas and jolliness has more kills per movie than the embodiment of evil (Michael Myers who has 11 kills per movie) and a society of Predators who literally spends their whole life killing.
    *Killers with the least amount of kills (1 kill) are listed below (in order of appearance):*
    1)Lonny
    2) Brad
    3) Terry
    4)Zeppe
    5)Auction Employees
    6) Dilophosaurus
    7) Compies
    8) Ronald Jones Sr.
    Literally spent one and a half hours on the whole thing. And also if you’re asking who’s Henry Bower’s other victim, it’s himself. Lol

    • @WoolLikeaboss
      @WoolLikeaboss 6 лет назад +1

      Dang noice dude

    • @humeintv5162
      @humeintv5162 6 лет назад +1

      Good job 👍

    • @somerandomguy4812
      @somerandomguy4812 6 лет назад +1

      Master Shish They didn’t. The list is about how many people they killed and the Strangers didn’t kill many people. They killed only one person in the original and they killed five people in Prey at Night.

    • @robloxiscancer3343
      @robloxiscancer3343 6 лет назад

      Why did you make this

    • @somerandomguy4812
      @somerandomguy4812 6 лет назад +3

      Robloxiscancer 3 Because I have no life and a lot of time.

  • @legoeszombiesetc.1499
    @legoeszombiesetc.1499 5 лет назад +1096

    Jamie Lee Curtis really loves holiday related slasher flicks, huh?

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 4 года назад +38

      Freaky Friday isn’t really a holiday

    • @asshole3239
      @asshole3239 4 года назад +25

      The best example being christmas with the Kranks

    • @melaniewells3381
      @melaniewells3381 4 года назад +5

      Halloween 1978

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 4 года назад +7

      @@asshole3239 yeah christmas with the cranks was a massacre

    • @jimmykimily8229
      @jimmykimily8229 4 года назад +6

      Probably Tim Allen's most horrific and terryfing character

  • @Noah-zi2sn
    @Noah-zi2sn 4 года назад +454

    James saying "toot toot" to the clip of the train has singlehandedly cured my depression

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Год назад +2

      Lucky

    • @PIZZAdayisback
      @PIZZAdayisback 2 месяца назад

      If a joke cures your depression, that's either a really good joke; or you have the softest depression ever.

  • @CaptainNugget
    @CaptainNugget 6 лет назад +226

    James is literally the hardest working RUclipsr I know. I respect your hustle!

    • @nightcorecentral1495
      @nightcorecentral1495 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah and some others like game theory

    • @kinglygalaxy6855
      @kinglygalaxy6855 6 лет назад +4

      We all respect james

    • @Levleup
      @Levleup 5 лет назад +4

      James puts so much effort into these videos, and definitely deserves more subscribers!

  • @Drakkanoth
    @Drakkanoth 6 лет назад +487

    James, you’re looking sleek as hell with that beautiful, shaved face. Anyways, I’ve been here since the third or fourth kill count, and I can’t believe it’s been around two years since this channel started! You’ve come so far, and I’m so happy for you, James. Your “be good people” line has legitimately changed the way I attempt to conduct myself in my daily life, and it’s that type of positivity that makes this channel, and you, really stand out. I love you and your content, and I know 2019 is going to be an even better year for this channel. Wishing you the best, man!
    Edit: It’s been more like a year and a half than two years. Oops!

    • @jere6654
      @jere6654 6 лет назад +6

      Same, I love this content and have watched since the beginning, this channel is so much more than just a kill count.

    • @jacobregan5813
      @jacobregan5813 6 лет назад

      What was the 3rd 4th

    • @Drakkanoth
      @Drakkanoth 6 лет назад

      Jacob Regan They were the third and fourth Friday the 13th movies, if I recall correctly!

    • @jacobregan5813
      @jacobregan5813 6 лет назад

      @@Drakkanoth oh

    • @brnk2
      @brnk2 6 лет назад

      @Sandoval Alexander same.

  • @surfexcel9178
    @surfexcel9178 6 лет назад +111

    Jamie boy pulled up a bigger twist than any of the movie he reviews
    Power to u James
    We all love you , no matter what u look like

  • @crimson2209
    @crimson2209 4 года назад +124

    “ maybe it’s a frat thing ... that whole system is greek to me” had me dying lmao 😂

  • @edude9162
    @edude9162 5 лет назад +693

    3:57 “this movie gets started on the right track” I see what you did there 😂

    • @buttonscasper
      @buttonscasper 5 лет назад +3

      Ha

    • @ismellcap3093
      @ismellcap3093 5 лет назад +2

      Ooooohhh lmao

    • @doctordiamond3321
      @doctordiamond3321 5 лет назад +2

      God damnit

    • @forrest7186
      @forrest7186 5 лет назад +1

      bu dum chi

    • @destendgem
      @destendgem 4 года назад

      Fat Controller: Alright, this is what we trained for!
      Percy & James: *laughs*
      Fat Controller: Very funny. Can we just keep on track?
      Percy & James: *Laughs*

  • @affinty3
    @affinty3 6 лет назад +162

    OOF James looking slick and sharp
    Can't wait for new content next year

    • @Tatocat
      @Tatocat 6 лет назад

      Ikr he looks like a snacc

    • @affinty3
      @affinty3 6 лет назад

      @@Tatocat trust me

  • @amberlikely420
    @amberlikely420 6 лет назад +47

    I’m actually sad this is the last video of the year! I’m so glad I stumbled across this channel. Best thing that’s ever happened to me! I’ve always loved the horror genre and it holds sentimental value to me. When I was a kid, my great grandmother and I would stay up until 2am watching horror movies. I later found out as an adult that she did the same with my dad when he was a kid. So this channel means a lot to me. It reminds me of the awesome times I spent with my grandma when she was alive.

  • @madisonterry8939
    @madisonterry8939 4 года назад +665

    i love how he mentioned that finally the black guy wasn't killed first

    • @MrThankman360
      @MrThankman360 4 года назад +77

      It’s actually pretty rare. I know there is this joke that the black character always dies first, but it hasn’t been a thing for a very long time. If really ever.

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 4 года назад

      Madison Terry He’s barely black

    • @NihilisticBallman
      @NihilisticBallman 4 года назад +24

      @@claysoggyfries wow.

    • @lssmble
      @lssmble 4 года назад +4

      @Mrq Yaskn u weirdo

    • @michaelxiii6083
      @michaelxiii6083 4 года назад +4

      @@claysoggyfriesjust like Obama

  • @myworldmymemeworld5521
    @myworldmymemeworld5521 5 лет назад +970

    Why didn’t she just lick the guys hand as he was suffocating her, it makes everyone back away lol

    • @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210
      @ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210 5 лет назад +76

      This is my new self defence mechanism.

    • @gjc2023
      @gjc2023 5 лет назад +16

      She might've, but he didn't care. Probably happened before

    • @neko4683
      @neko4683 5 лет назад +2

      yea you just gotta make it sexual I guess?

    • @tiffanybrien241
      @tiffanybrien241 4 года назад +5

      That's so damn true why do people back away when their hands get licked I don't what the hell

    • @dankmegatron313
      @dankmegatron313 4 года назад

      I’m gonna use this, thanks

  • @Gingerroot69
    @Gingerroot69 6 лет назад +199

    He actually looks pretty good without a beard

  • @xdoomslayerx865
    @xdoomslayerx865 6 лет назад +457

    *James you always make me wanna watch these movies*

  • @slay_hype1648
    @slay_hype1648 3 года назад +57

    I love how Kenny doesn’t look scared, he only looks annoyed

  • @edvaira6891
    @edvaira6891 6 лет назад +158

    Here’s a surprise! The director, Roger Spotiswoode is the rare slasher director who moved on to SERIOUSLY Mainstream movies, most notably the 1997 James Bond movie, Tomorrow Never Dies

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 3 года назад

      Is that the Terri Hatcher one? Cause it was actually not a resume enhancer

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 2 года назад

      @@Wednesdaywoe1975
      Yes it is, personally I like Tomorrow Never Dies. Not quite Goldeneye, but still pretty good.

  • @jasminegrayson8923
    @jasminegrayson8923 6 лет назад +537

    Lmaooooo i LOVE you for shaving ya beard on camera and the sarcasm along with it 👌🏾 Awesome lol!

    • @kvg2017
      @kvg2017 6 лет назад +5

      I tought het had dollar shave club as a sponsor

    • @blakehernandez388
      @blakehernandez388 6 лет назад +1

      @@kvg2017 i did too and i skipped ahead and was confused

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 лет назад +1

      What? James ruined my childhood by shaving off his beard. In spite of my comments to keep it forever.

  • @justahumanblendingin3996
    @justahumanblendingin3996 6 лет назад +62

    Kill count from dead meat is the only thing I'm excited to see on every Friday morning.

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 5 лет назад +375

    It makes me physically upset that James looks handsome with and without a beard. What a lucky man! 😂

  • @codywarren1631
    @codywarren1631 5 лет назад +539

    "whos dressed as a member of our secret government" LMAO

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 лет назад

      What’s that a reference to?

    • @XenRiddle
      @XenRiddle 5 лет назад +21

      @@axelnilsson5124 It's a reference to the conspiracy theory that reptilian humanoid aliens are secretly pulling the strings of every world government.

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 5 лет назад +2

      @@XenRiddle da fuq?

    • @potatoking4227
      @potatoking4227 4 года назад

      @@XenRiddle who said that?

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +1

      potatoking124 One of the doctors Trump used to try promote that malaria drug for covid, is one the proponents of the “Reptilian Agenda” (and also *sex with demons* is what gives you Covid-19)
      Ever since the original TV show V premiered with reptilian Aliens disguised as humans, the conspiracy has really taken off in those circles. You can just search *Reptilian Agenda* in RUclips and have thousands and thousands of Truthers trying to convince you every leader is a secret reptilian; except for their favourite world leader and where it conflicts with their other conspiracies about the NWO and other 👽👽 👽.

  • @donedone867
    @donedone867 6 лет назад +100

    Woah woah woah, Kenny. It's just a prank bro

  • @ellispedersen4192
    @ellispedersen4192 5 лет назад +28

    James you are one of the most wholesome people on youtube while covering horror... thank you for all you do

  • @oakchair
    @oakchair 6 лет назад +215

    14:43 I am sexually confused

  • @clairewagner8075
    @clairewagner8075 5 лет назад +298

    OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!
    YOU BASTARDS

  • @EthanYT04
    @EthanYT04 6 лет назад +668

    "MOTHA FUCKA" James 2018

  • @maximumpower98
    @maximumpower98 5 лет назад +24

    Kills
    1. Edward 3:39
    2. Jackson 5:40
    3. Mitchy 7:45
    4. Mo 8:58
    5.-6. Shovels & Other Crew Member 9:28
    7. Doc 10:38
    8. Chief Porter Donley 11:30
    9. The Magician 12:42
    10. Kenny Hampson 13:54

    • @yeettime8326
      @yeettime8326 4 года назад

      Wow I found this after the kills I should read the comments more

  • @evansanchez175
    @evansanchez175 6 лет назад +523

    On April 1st (April Fools) you should do a movie that has no kills. Just a thought

    • @marianne5055
      @marianne5055 6 лет назад +54

      I've thought too. Or he could actually do the horror film April Fools Day

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 6 лет назад +28

      I'm wondering, is there a movie, where everything seems normal, but noone really dies, à la "The Truman Show"?

    • @demonjuju4210
      @demonjuju4210 6 лет назад +12

      @@bulldowozer5858 April Fools Day

    • @TheRepty818
      @TheRepty818 6 лет назад +9

      Poltergeist or The Conjuring. Both films have no deaths... I think. I could be wrong though.

    • @aprilhdunmoyer
      @aprilhdunmoyer 6 лет назад +4

      emoji movie

  • @bluephantom1999
    @bluephantom1999 6 лет назад +1290

    Guess we can put James’s beard on the kill count now
    Edit1: wow was not expecting so many likes thanks everyone

  • @EPTCG
    @EPTCG 6 лет назад +154

    I'm pretty happy that I stumbled upon your channel this year. It's been fun to see all the videos. Can't wait for 2019. I freaked a little when you did the numbers because I haven't seen you like that in a while lol (being vague to avoid spoiling it)
    As always. Video was awesome!

    • @dylanjames1878
      @dylanjames1878 6 лет назад

      EPIC POKEMON TCG thanks for not spoiling LuL I’m reading comments mid video

    • @dylanjames1878
      @dylanjames1878 6 лет назад

      I’ve seen it now but I ain’t spoiling.

    • @fathergascoigne6104
      @fathergascoigne6104 6 лет назад

      You realize almost every other comment is about him shaving

  • @Muffinzzzzzzzz
    @Muffinzzzzzzzz 4 года назад +142

    “As this movie gets started on the right track”
    Nice one James, cuz nobody notices your puns in videos

    • @yaboideviin3240
      @yaboideviin3240 4 года назад +5

      yeah, some puns can go off the rails XD

    • @chironthecuddley6144
      @chironthecuddley6144 4 года назад +1

      My favorite pun of his so far is "cunning linguist" in one of the Reanimator kill counts.

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 лет назад +569

    Thumbnail : ...
    Me : Thirty minutes into Netflix and Kill and he gives you this look.

    • @ieshabonner7678
      @ieshabonner7678 5 лет назад +10

      RavenclAwesome ahh, this comment makes my night

    • @sebastianshacteau7509
      @sebastianshacteau7509 4 года назад +4

      Why does this not have more likes???

    • @mikel_mikel
      @mikel_mikel 4 года назад +2

      Netflix and kill? Oof that sounds dark lmao...

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 года назад +2

      Michael did a thing we’re all watching a channel that jokes about kills all the time. It fits right in.

    • @HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto
      @HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooo

  • @Aerialbot
    @Aerialbot 6 лет назад +235

    "Bitchin' titular song" - Bitchular song? ;)
    Merry Xmas and Happy New Year James and Chelsea! Thanks for your all your awesome vids and podcasts in 2018, can't wait to see what comes in 2019!

  • @TempusViator
    @TempusViator 6 лет назад +147

    Still dashing, beard or no. Resolution kept

  • @sjienleedelia3818
    @sjienleedelia3818 3 года назад +7

    I love how James slips up and calls Jamie Lee Curtis' character Laurie in 11:37 lol

  • @forcensoredvideos8313
    @forcensoredvideos8313 5 лет назад +710

    I love how Billy has a little New Years hat on!
    Edit: JAMES LIKED MY COMMENT!! My life is complete ❤️

  • @ericsong5155
    @ericsong5155 6 лет назад +77

    I'd do business with James just look how dapper his outfit is

    • @roronoazoro4713
      @roronoazoro4713 6 лет назад +1

      Eric Song *he said don’t focus on appearances*

    • @mikentikes11
      @mikentikes11 6 лет назад +1

      So what maybe the suit is just something he likes s

    • @user-zc3jy6zd1c
      @user-zc3jy6zd1c 6 лет назад +1

      What type of business

  • @drled3767
    @drled3767 6 лет назад +40

    "That whole system is greek to me". Love the jokes James makes

  • @girlfromthevillage403
    @girlfromthevillage403 10 месяцев назад +3

    I fucking LOVE that James put shovels and another train workers death as 'must of got em both' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sheezburgaman8918
    @sheezburgaman8918 5 лет назад +1634

    I am scared and sad there will be a day when he will do his last ever kill count...
    Edit: Dead Meat will be dead

  • @ellen7930
    @ellen7930 5 лет назад +20

    Dang. I love this series. Some of these horror movies I remember watching and even then didn’t get the plot. Getting summaries with such a jolly tone. I love that you don’t just “kills montage” but give them context. Such quality content.

  • @SomeoneTookKibius
    @SomeoneTookKibius 6 лет назад +15

    A great end to year 2, James. Here’s to an even better Dead Meat ‘19!

    • @qwertyduckblank8278
      @qwertyduckblank8278 6 лет назад

      @@CycloneShadowYT He did split off from practical folks so he got a jump start for the channel

  • @Episcleritis
    @Episcleritis 5 лет назад +84

    I like the older movie counts. This was fun.

  • @SarionIfrintiene
    @SarionIfrintiene 6 лет назад +117

    I hate that this movie turned out to be so bad. But you gotta love Jamie Lee Curtis! Scream Queen forever! Thanks for all the fun times in 2018, James; can't wait to see what 2019 brings.

  • @t.r.luxx1311
    @t.r.luxx1311 6 лет назад +103

    *Mental wounds not healing*
    *Life's a bitter shame*
    *I'm going off the rails on a crazy train*
    *I'm going off the rails on a crazy train*

  • @beepityboop3740
    @beepityboop3740 6 лет назад +54

    Dang your pulling off the shave look. But with the suit you look straight out of Belko experiment. Great vid

  • @randomseb99
    @randomseb99 5 лет назад +179

    We knew who the killer was two minutes into the film

    • @NWednesdayQuansah
      @NWednesdayQuansah 4 года назад +23

      Yo, I was thinking the exact same thing! I was expecting some sort of misdirect or reveal, but, no, it was crazy straightforward.

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 4 года назад +25

      @@NWednesdayQuansah Yeah but the twist where it turned out that the assistant was actually Kenny was descent

    • @josephgamble8193
      @josephgamble8193 4 года назад +33

      I love this film because even though we know who the killer is right away, the concept of switching costumes each kill was unique and brilliant. It was a gimmick that worked pretty well imo. It wasn’t a matter of “who is the killer?”, it was a matter of “who is the killer dressed up as?”

  • @VincentVincent_89
    @VincentVincent_89 6 лет назад +42

    He's about to start this year strong with 2 million subscribers

    • @VincentVincent_89
      @VincentVincent_89 2 года назад +1

      I was always trying to figure out when I first became a fan of dead meat, definitely about 4 years indicated by the comment so I’m glad I was here before James and Chelsea even got to 2 million :) it’s been a great ride but this channel will always be one of the best on the site

  • @madmaniggy45
    @madmaniggy45 6 лет назад +66

    To everyone asking for Bird Box it won't be done on a kill count. James has stated multiple times that he has no way of getting the video footage to do a kill count on Netflix movies without pirating them. We might get a podcast about it but untill James gets that sweet sweet official Netflix hook up we will be out of luck.

    • @Axenscity
      @Axenscity 6 лет назад

      We should start a riot at thier hq to get them to give James that Netflix hook up 🤔🤔🙃🙃

    • @phaethonprime6427
      @phaethonprime6427 6 лет назад

      That movie sucks anyway.

    • @Axenscity
      @Axenscity 6 лет назад

      @@phaethonprime6427 true

    • @PaisiosOfGOAOA
      @PaisiosOfGOAOA 6 лет назад

      They how can Carnage count do it but he can't seems like another reason why Carnage county is better than him in every way

    • @brockbordenkircher9830
      @brockbordenkircher9830 6 лет назад

      madmaniggy45, that sucks, i was watching it a few days ago

  • @GradeAMasterLukens
    @GradeAMasterLukens 6 лет назад +196

    I think James looks good without a beard(No homo)

  • @SleepyKwee
    @SleepyKwee 2 года назад +14

    I love these kill counts and honestly, I'm surprised The Hills Have Eyes has never been covered yet.
    Also, James looks nice with and without a beard & that's pretty hard-core, not many people can pull off both looks. You do what you like with your appearance dude, we love you either way!
    Thanks for providing the kill counts again, it saves me from a lot of trauma! 😀

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +151

    All aboard the hype train!

  • @theduhj
    @theduhj 6 лет назад +97

    JUMPSCARE list for this video:
    0:13 James calls himself sexy and winks
    14:35 God damnit James stop winking at me!

    • @eklipze7520
      @eklipze7520 6 лет назад +6

      Weston Vaughn don’t forget the massive jumpscare at 14:42

  • @dreaveronica6944
    @dreaveronica6944 6 лет назад +75

    Thanks for a great year of counting kills and spooky podcasts!

    • @balongahmed68
      @balongahmed68 6 лет назад +1

      1 day ago???

    • @konthaarbarbaar_
      @konthaarbarbaar_ 6 лет назад +1

      FR0STB1T3 yes, i was also like huh.....

    • @LorenzoV955
      @LorenzoV955 6 лет назад +1

      @@balongahmed68 if u support James on patrion you get access to new vids early

    • @balongahmed68
      @balongahmed68 6 лет назад

      @@LorenzoV955 Ohhhh now I get it!

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 4 года назад +860

    Hey who bullied James in the comments before, I just wanna talk-

    • @carmel_drizzle4725
      @carmel_drizzle4725 3 года назад +136

      “I’m not gonna hurt you...I’M JUST GONNA BASH YOUR BRAINS IN” ‘Jack Torrence’

    • @calamazomcdonald3688
      @calamazomcdonald3688 3 года назад +44

      oh man this comment made me cringe

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 3 года назад +1

      Shall I nuke the bully

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 года назад +14

      Go my minions find them and bring them to are abode so they can have a suitable punishment

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 года назад

      .🤔😑🖕.

  • @aleishabarrett8013
    @aleishabarrett8013 5 лет назад +146

    11:36 'Enters Laurie's car...'
    James honey, wrong franchise XD

  • @Laxfan-tt3qy
    @Laxfan-tt3qy 6 лет назад +106

    Does anybody else think that James looks really good in a suit

  • @intothevoidproductions6975
    @intothevoidproductions6975 6 лет назад +337

    *RIP Beard*

  • @thanachartmaneechote9517
    @thanachartmaneechote9517 4 года назад +61

    "See? I'm still the same James and the world is still turning"
    Yes, it is turning.

  • @AP-tr1et
    @AP-tr1et 6 лет назад +35

    I can’t believe New Years evil was a year ago, time flies

  • @peterzuniga2392
    @peterzuniga2392 6 лет назад +128

    James is still a cutie with/without facial hair.

    • @zodiea5289
      @zodiea5289 6 лет назад +2

      @@juantobar669
      I'm bi nothing wrong with me 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @PlyboiiCam
    @PlyboiiCam 5 лет назад +64

    James: I just love the death noises
    Doc:eeeahhh
    James : beautiful 👌

  • @nexus6538
    @nexus6538 5 лет назад +76

    That moment when he uses a razor on his chin’s beard was the biggest middle finger to those annoyed by him shaving. Good on ya James

  • @justace6844
    @justace6844 6 лет назад +207

    *SSS* = *Slick sassy suit*

    • @ProbablyMei
      @ProbablyMei 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @youreaflop6941
      @youreaflop6941 6 лет назад +2

      SexySexySniperwolf

    • @elijahpliskin1034
      @elijahpliskin1034 6 лет назад +1

      Anyone else using that label in elementary for "Social Studies and science"

    • @okthen3583
      @okthen3583 5 лет назад +1

      Side side side for a congruent triangle proof

    • @juzo1453
      @juzo1453 5 лет назад

      I always the tighest pants the tightest shirt
      Tapping shoes a fancy hat

  • @brandonfuhrman5012
    @brandonfuhrman5012 6 лет назад +322

    You forgot to add your beard to the kill count.

    • @hereitcgaming9294
      @hereitcgaming9294 5 лет назад +8

      It was one of the off screen deaths

    • @ProducedByAllah
      @ProducedByAllah 5 лет назад +6

      Dull machete for lamest kill goes to the off screen beard execution

    • @TarynM716
      @TarynM716 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @poison7207
      @poison7207 5 лет назад +1

      Brandon Fuhrman stolen comment

  • @lolmumru597
    @lolmumru597 5 лет назад +77

    “Dressed as our secret government” 😂😂

  • @Adrian.006
    @Adrian.006 6 лет назад +131

    Does anyone else try to guess the golden chainsaw and dull machete while watching the episode?

  • @JakesMetalChat
    @JakesMetalChat 5 лет назад +13

    I liked Terror Train. It's very underrated and I'm surprised it hasn't got an uncut release yet. Awesome video!

  • @c4ctus_g04t4
    @c4ctus_g04t4 5 лет назад +133

    "Slick, Stylish and Sexy bAby." best quote eVer

  • @GrapeDogMoody
    @GrapeDogMoody 4 месяца назад +3

    Watching this a couple times made me realize, if Kenny was Copperfield’s assistant the whole time, why did he even have to kill Ed and get his costume to get on the train? I guess he does need it to be walking around, but it still doesn’t make sense. Good reveal, but when you think about it, the whole costume changing doesn’t make sense.

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 6 лет назад +106

    Who the hell is this dude in the end?

  • @darkvoyager6793
    @darkvoyager6793 6 лет назад +61

    Hey next do a horror movie called slither. Its about this dude that gets a babysnake in him then starts turning into it. Then the whole town becomes like him! PLS do it its got a high kill count and its bloody. Even someone is cut in half. (Like if slither should be next)
    BTW
    Thanks for doing these videos! A while ago I was scared of 2017 IT but with you I'm not scared because you somehow make the video funny and kinda safe to watch because im never scared when you host the video. Love your videos and happy new year.
    Or do clown about a father who puts on a clown costume and becomes that clown.
    Wow I never had 60 likes! THANKS EVERYONE WHO LIKED THE COMMENT!

  • @eibonrasseru5549
    @eibonrasseru5549 6 лет назад +110

    The thumbnail looks like the president version of waluwigi

    • @angeldimas445
      @angeldimas445 6 лет назад

      Avonte Russell how does this not have 1k likes😂

    • @nemec7914
      @nemec7914 6 лет назад

      @@angeldimas445 because it's not funny (imo)

  • @merasmurry1460
    @merasmurry1460 4 года назад +30

    1 hat with blood on it.
    *"MuSt Of GoTtA eM bOtH"*
    yep that seems about right.

  • @MrBallinmangosocks
    @MrBallinmangosocks 6 лет назад +250

    James I am BEGGING you to stop winking it is making it hard to stay with my girlfriend

    • @drsquid7986
      @drsquid7986 5 лет назад +4

      I started getting boners for high body count
      not really

    • @retardsinaction3076
      @retardsinaction3076 5 лет назад +6

      Ur hand don't count

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 года назад +3

      @@retardsinaction3076 And your canadian girlfriend doesn't either

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 года назад +3

      @@sillygoose635 "What's she look like? Well.... she's really real..."

    • @gacha_nora278
      @gacha_nora278 4 года назад +3

      @@sillygoose635 roasted

  • @deluxesofa
    @deluxesofa 6 лет назад +62

    Can you make leather face kill count ?#LeatherFace

    • @loganfury7433
      @loganfury7433 6 лет назад +1

      He said he’s gonna do a shit ton of one offs next year sorry bud

    • @imsad6565
      @imsad6565 6 лет назад

      haH

  • @redmosquito3819
    @redmosquito3819 6 лет назад +84

    James looks so much more younger now because he shaved.

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 4 года назад +171

    James winking at me in a suit makes my bi heart flutter

    • @lailabase331
      @lailabase331 3 года назад +5

      Yeah same here

    • @TheForgottenGodLurks
      @TheForgottenGodLurks 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 3 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @lailabase331
      @lailabase331 3 года назад +3

      @@HopePapernacky Around 14:38

    • @Patrick-Phelan
      @Patrick-Phelan 3 года назад +6

      He is a sexy flirty man, it is true.
      (EDIT: I typed this while the movie was still playing. Immediately James told me not to comment on the appearance of RUclips presenters. I'm sorry, James! In large part I meant your personality and presentation!)

  • @masterxploder5160
    @masterxploder5160 6 лет назад +88

    The no beard convinces me that you’re just Gordon Hayward using a voice changer from Scream 3

  • @FullMoonHowl2233
    @FullMoonHowl2233 6 лет назад +41

    Looking sharp James, Happy New year! Can't wait to see what coming in 2019.

  • @ThirstySerolf
    @ThirstySerolf 6 лет назад +28

    Love it how billy the puppet has a party hat on

  • @EMA616yo
    @EMA616yo 2 года назад +3

    James, you are an absolute RUclips treasure! I love your humor (and the obvious research you do) in the Kill Counts, and how you cover these older ridiculous slashers that I love. Always look forward to new content from you, and going back to rewatch my old favorites of your videos. 💞

  • @FluffyroxGames
    @FluffyroxGames 6 лет назад +110

    11:38 "enters Laurie's cart..."
    WRONG MOVIE GODDAMMIT JAMES! :P

    • @spoonninja2330
      @spoonninja2330 6 лет назад

      FluffyroxGames I don’t do many movies. What’s this a reference to?

    • @jesuschrist2346
      @jesuschrist2346 6 лет назад +1

      spoon ninja the Halloween franchise

    • @falconer-ts8fq
      @falconer-ts8fq 6 лет назад +1

      maybe it was intentional

    • @SepakanSudut
      @SepakanSudut 6 лет назад

      so her name is not Elena Laurie?

  • @Fire-ed9zc
    @Fire-ed9zc 5 лет назад +33

    Best Line Ever. "Ever heard of Houdini MotherFucker?"

    • @yassy03
      @yassy03 5 лет назад +1

      "Hoodini"

  • @nikkisoos9907
    @nikkisoos9907 5 лет назад +32

    7:19 guess theres some t -pain in this t rain

  • @1xzi39
    @1xzi39 6 лет назад +235

    Guys for next year he should do
    *Hellraiser franchise
    *texas chainsaw massacre franchise
    Like if you agree
    (Also) final destination (forgot to add)

  • @EarthwormShandy
    @EarthwormShandy 5 лет назад +126

    4:26
    James are you foreshadowing a Stitches Kill Count? Because that would be so cool!

    • @canonnetwoek
      @canonnetwoek 5 лет назад +1

      whoa jOsuke yOure CRaaazY whEre dId aLL your digniTy and PriDe gO?!

    • @heyimkreg8766
      @heyimkreg8766 5 лет назад +1

      MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY YAAAS BOI

    • @fnaf_foxyislife4897
      @fnaf_foxyislife4897 5 лет назад +1

      MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY I agree

    • @koyoa9279
      @koyoa9279 5 лет назад

      No

    • @seen9252
      @seen9252 5 лет назад

      canonnetwoek Oi JoSuKe I’m iN tHe fRidGE josUkE I’m in TeRRibLe PaIn

  • @dali1415
    @dali1415 6 лет назад +55

    You look great with or without a beard James!

  • @youtubeandstuff3027
    @youtubeandstuff3027 4 года назад +27

    James: don't freak out ok
    me: ok i can handle this
    james: I'm back
    me: starts screaming

  • @26muca07
    @26muca07 6 лет назад +4

    One of the best channels on youtube. Graphics are amazing, the edits, cuts, charisma, proper narration and super entertaining. Keep up the work James, you're doing superb.

  • @kriegofficergary6921
    @kriegofficergary6921 6 лет назад +19

    The wink james does omg