Toasty Tortuga Yeah , that spoke to me on SOOO MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS ! Touched ma' *MIND , HEART , BODY & SOUL !* Don't even need to go to church this week , my spirit is *FULL !*
An umpire told a story about how Chuck Tanner, manager of the '79 Pirates, once ran out to supposedly argue a call with him, but all Tanner shouted about was how a restaurant he knew of that had a great strip steak. "There's this restaurant in Wisconsin Rapids that has a great strip steak. I think you got that call right but you GOTTA TRY THAT STRIP STEAK!"
Jose Altuve, the shortest player in baseball at 5'6", the guy who was turned away from multiple amatuer showcases because of his height, has legs that are too long
Get well soon, Vinny, hope your arm heals well and we should start a gofundme and try to get him some shins so an atrocity like this never happens again! It's *unbelievabubble*
2:43 flying under the radar with how genius it is. Guy on the other end is a prank caller asking if his refrigerator is running and that he better go catch it
@@RJALEXANDER777 it's probably the most used phone prank joke of all time. Surely you've heard it elsewhere, maybe you just didn't get it till it was used in that game. Hm.
@@RJALEXANDER777 Ah, k. Well, phone pranks really aren't as much of a deal as they used to be (back in the age of the landline, pre-cell phones), so fair enough if you're that young. Still, ever watched the Simpsons and seen Bart call Moe's bar and prank Moe? It has to have been used there, too. ;)
Yes! Thank you, BLR, for not descending into profanity. Profane people are on a level with someone who passes gas in a crowded elevator. He doesn't care who he bothers, as long as he gets a giggle.
This is somehow better than a few of the other sports ones. My god I shouldn’t have been eating soup when I watched this. Also just wanted to show appreciation for how “Bushes of Love” has become the ending jam. #49timeswefoughtthatbeast
THE END KILLED ME 😂😂😂 I'm so glad you guys did a MLB one! I'm not into NBA or NFL. Would be fun to see a Hockey one sometime! Or even golf. That would be hilarious! But seriously, this made me laugh the whole time. great job as always!
I can't believe I still remember the lyrics for bushes of love. I'm glad I bought that song. Every day I worry all day. About what's waiting in the bushes of love. Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us. Something's waiting in the bushes of Love.
World would be a worse place without these
Indeed
I’m one thousandth like 😛
Truth! :)
And st sanders
The world would be a better place if this was real.
That ending was the most unexpected thing I’ve seen this year.
*POOR VINNY DOESN’T HAVE ANY SHINS AND THEN HE FELL ON THE CARPET AND HIS ARM BUSTED INTO A THOUSAND CHUNKS*
Poor Vinny...
Someone needs to start a GoFundMe page for poor Vinny.
"You found a penny, an old one, so how'd this happen?"
"Well I-"
GATORADE BUCKET FROM NOWHERE
*"YA'LL GONNA DIE!!!!"*
a legit response tho
*Y’ALL**
Now he will never find how that penny was found. :
That scared me
It get's me everytime
0:57 "..cause my legs is too long" -a height joke on the 5'6" Altuve haha
😂
I would have to agree with this as I am 5'9"
The squeak when the dude grabbed his junk and then the YALL GONNA DIE had me on the floor 😂
Haley L. That looked nasty tho nasty 🤢
2:51 3:32
I’m just sad we never got to hear the story of how the guy found that penny
Liam Bobyak IKR?
LMAO
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLEBLE!
Flor Pusnar I miss moose in that uni
UNBELIEVABABLE*
Best one in the vid.hehe Besides Mr Squeaky.heh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@smitty1937 I guess that's more accurate. I just copied it from the captions
"YOU ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Bro, fucking same. It was just so sudden I wasn't expecting it😂
I laughed the loudest at that part! Hahahaha
Yeah me too, I'm nearly dead!! 😂😂😂
Wasn't expecting that at all
Dude, Im still laughing.
"Here comes your wife with a proper athlete!" "We're divorced!"
I'm deceased. 🤣🤣
My condolences.
So funny lollll
"Y'ALL GON' DIE!"
XD That caught me so off guard
Haha
Same lmao
I read your comment before I started the video, but it STILL caught me off-guard and I lost my shit! Lolol
Just. Died. Laughing
Who expected the guy would get drenched by Gatorade to begin with? That was funny by itself then the guy saying "Y'ALL GON DIE!" Was hysterical.
Did you find the man that touched me? You found a potato? Oh
Toasty Tortuga Yeah , that spoke to me on SOOO MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS ! Touched ma' *MIND , HEART , BODY & SOUL !* Don't even need to go to church this week , my spirit is *FULL !*
That's unbelievabable!
When I heard that one, I had to pause the video so I could scroll down to the comments and like a comment quoting that part.
#touchedbyapotato
He sounds outraged that all they found was a potato, which is understandable
"yeah my fridge runs perfect, I have it in the back"....
"So I should chase it right now"? 🤣
Shout-out to classic prank phone calls
And prince Albert in a can
LOOOL
melissaaaaa!!!
We'd call the store my mom worked at and ask if they had Elmer's glue, when she's say yes we'd say "give it back!"
😂
Mr. Yellowstrat
"DaSS UnBeLiEvAbU-BuL !"
Zieg Feld as soon as I read this the part came on!
2:29 when you just got a beating and u running in ur room
You just made my day 😂
Oof
Nice meme bro
Lmfao
it sounds more like a yawn ngl
" Hey , teach me how to avoid heartbreak. Okay? cause women be crazy "
Lol
We are, aren't we
I mean in his defense...
"You hurt my feeling master" XD
When BDSM goes wrong
2:50 Ok, all MLB jock straps should now be required to have a squaker in them.
*squeaker
2:19 I knew Joe arguing with the umps was gonna be in the video instead of a Cub. LOL
2:49 That one almsot killed me!!!!
YALL GON DIE
I spit my coffee at my monitor at that part! lololol
CringeyChase - LMMFAO!! I rewatched that part about 5 times
BLR owes me a new keyboard.
Brilliant!!! 😂😂😂
😂🤣😂😂
"Did you find the man who touched me?"
"...You found a potato...?"
hahaha
"Oh..."
Eric Champlin Ag
He sounds so annoyed and disgusted that all they found was a potato
"look, there's your wife with a proper athlete" big oof
"No you outta look at her she's right there"
"i need some peanut butter"
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Solid burn
2:31
Coach: "I might just pick this way"
Umpire: "Or you can go that way"
Coach: "aahhh well I might, I MIGHT!!"
HAHAHA, IM DEAD!!!
2:02 you hurt my feelings master
got me good
1:10
*Dramatically slides*
I need some peanut butter
Arcia is bae😍😍🙌🙌
Mouth
U mean peanut water
"Here comes your wife with a proper athlete!" "We're divorced!"
I'm deceased. 🤣🤣
It’s always a good day when you get a Bad Lip Reading notification and video
totally agreed
Yeah it is!
"Here comes your wife with a proper athlete!"
Savage
"Y'all I'm headed over to Beaver Joe's. Hey, you're holdin' that guitar wrong." lol
Love these lip reading videos.
Willy's Toys “skatamouch” lmao
thanks Willy very cool
It’s so funny how they are random but actually coherent sentences
GIMME ALL YOUR TOYS KID 🔫😤
Same here
Just when Bushes of Love was out of my head...
I know... Now it's going to be a constant earworm again for the next few weeks...
they do it on purpose the cruel bastards
- When I’m all frustrated I don’t know how to go away
- Oh really
- So I might just pick THIS way
- You could go that way
- Oh well I might. I might!
Are you mad?
You know what my eyes see? Pure paaain....
Honestly, same.
When I look in the mirror
@@sepiahoney S A M E
Well looking directly at baseball will do that.
😂
Me too. I'm feeling low in my soul.
"Teach me how to avoid Heartbreak"... Me too man...me too
"Is it weird that I dream about you?"
"I think I better go."
"Okay. I chose your mouth."
LMAO!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*choose
I ate some peanut butter
Every twins fan to Joe Mauer
Chill Zero lol
2:32 this is probably what gets said during the arguments
An umpire told a story about how Chuck Tanner, manager of the '79 Pirates, once ran out to supposedly argue a call with him, but all Tanner shouted about was how a restaurant he knew of that had a great strip steak. "There's this restaurant in Wisconsin Rapids that has a great strip steak. I think you got that call right but you GOTTA TRY THAT STRIP STEAK!"
0:56 Jose Altuve’s(the Astro player) actual height makes this 10x better
You dont need to emphasize it because if they dont know who it is then they don't deserve to know
dudemanofdude w
his legs is too long
W
Jose Altuve, the shortest player in baseball at 5'6", the guy who was turned away from multiple amatuer showcases because of his height, has legs that are too long
Look it’s your crush! Act normal!
Me: 0:09
I need some peanut butter.
I ate* some Peanut Butter..
Turn on the captions. He said I need some peanut butter. Everyone needs some peanut butter.
Doesn't really matter which, it's funny either way.
@@jmandawgfan2533 it is i guess.
@@royalemeraldbuilder5058 oh you right, well i am soorry.
The fact that I can go back and rewatch this anytime I want is truly a gift from God
I wonder how often bad lip reading matches what was actually said.
I'm convinced that's really what Mike Moustakas said
joey4track who
@@taserface5519 The guy who said "That's unbelievabuhble!"
100%
Every time.
Oh my god, I damn near died at the squeak toy! XD
That came up as soon as you said that
Better dying than being turned on by it!
deonal You a lesbian?
Same here!!! Bahaha!! Couldn't breathe I laughed so hard!
“This guy has a pincher for a hand, and he’ll use it.”
Get well soon, Vinny, hope your arm heals well and we should start a gofundme and try to get him some shins so an atrocity like this never happens again! It's *unbelievabubble*
There's no coming back when your arm splits into a thousand chunks
Love this one...
3:12 Next time I see someone slide into home, I'm gonna make that noise and see how many people get the joke. Lol.
YES
I thought he was gonna say ballin like in mo Bamba 😂
0:23 when your teacher gives holiday homework
Prunes TheGod 3:33 would be me
Berfalemew Jornadsky Jr. IIV lol
1:11 When its finally lunch time
2:43 flying under the radar with how genius it is. Guy on the other end is a prank caller asking if his refrigerator is running and that he better go catch it
Thank god someone else noticed
Only reason I know about that joke is because of Spider Man 2 on PS2.
@@RJALEXANDER777 it's probably the most used phone prank joke of all time. Surely you've heard it elsewhere, maybe you just didn't get it till it was used in that game. Hm.
@@gfox9295 In America maybe. I'm British, and I just plain hadn't heard it before. Bear in mind that I was 10 years old when Spider-man 2 came out. :)
@@RJALEXANDER777 Ah, k. Well, phone pranks really aren't as much of a deal as they used to be (back in the age of the landline, pre-cell phones), so fair enough if you're that young.
Still, ever watched the Simpsons and seen Bart call Moe's bar and prank Moe? It has to have been used there, too. ;)
*"HURRY! I'm holding back a fart!"*
That's probably an accurate lip reading, from our old pal John "Gibby" Gibbons.
Probably what he was really saying.
best one and I wouldn't doubt he would actually say something like that, miss Gibby already
Gibby is the type of guy to have actually said that
Played it very slow and I'd put my money on that being what was said...lmao
"NO CAAATS!!!" That one had me dying.
I CAN'T BE HERE :(
3:33 When I leave my cinnamon roll out for one second and I come back to find it eaten.
Sam Moerbe mine would be 1:54
Mine would be 2:52
3:32
🤣2:43Hello? Is your fridge running?...🤣
Oldie but a goodie
Yeah, my fridge runs perfect, I have it in the back. So I should chase it right now?
@@Gary500k Check it immediately! 😜
Dudes my dad said his friends and him would do that. Or ask about prince Albert in a can.
"Uh, I don't really know you but I do think that I would take you in my car"
"oh you're so sweet"
LOL WHAT? I'm dying laughing at this.
I love that you guys stay clean and funny at the same time!! :)
Yes!
Thank you, BLR, for not descending into profanity.
Profane people are on a level with someone who passes gas in a crowded elevator.
He doesn't care who he bothers, as long as he gets a giggle.
itsnotaboutme,
Thank you for that answer! :)
I'm glad there are people who agree with me!
God bless! :)
@@FRN2013 I take it you haven't seen their old videos....
What difference does it make? you can't smell them on a video.
Yeah I agree!! :)
2:52 MELISSA!!
“When I was 40 years old I smashed a window”.
“ It was a fire stations window”
*Proceeds to pick nose*
Except he didn't?
1:24 when your crush walks by and you try to be confident
0:21 Hurry! I'm holding back a fart! LOL😆
LMAO
Gibby would have said that, too, LOL.
Had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist: They're actually saying those things
Clorox Bleach du du duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Knowing baseball players it wouldn't be surprising
Infinity On High-Functioning Sociopath yep. As what girls think, baseball has the most attractive guys and funniest lol
And this is the1,000,000,000th time someone has said this on a BLR video. But go ahead and make that Bleach money, creep
No because I wacthed a game
This is somehow better than a few of the other sports ones. My god I shouldn’t have been eating soup when I watched this. Also just wanted to show appreciation for how “Bushes of Love” has become the ending jam. #49timeswefoughtthatbeast
Uh you found a penny uh an old one how’d that happen YALL GON’ DIE!!!!!
- is it wierd that I dream about you?
- think I better go🤣🤣
lol
" YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
M A S T E R "
" I need some peanut butter"
@Saul Goode Lol XDDD!!! THAT ONES BEAUTIFUL
I might just go this way.
You could go that way...
I MIGHT!
...I MIGHT!
Me in class: *laughs*
Teacher: What's so funny??
Me: Nothing..
Me in my mind: *YALL GON DIE*
An MLB lip reading?
That’s unbelievabable!
2:24 his arm busted into a thousand chunks 😂
2:30 was the best lip reading ever
Just keep spamming the button
3:02 “I think there’s gluten in my glove”
The really weird part is that kind of sounds like his actual voice
There’s a Glute in my Hand Boot
Bro that part made me crack up🤣🤣
THUMBNAIL
"Let's see if this will help us win the world series" which they did
Congrats Mookie Betts the gluten helped
This video was funny until the very end... and then it was HILARIOUS!!!
“So first I hit the doorbell? I know you say don’t call it a doorbell and I hope you forgive me, Papa.”
No matter how bad of a day I’m having, if I watch a BLR video, I laugh uncontrollably. Thank you for that.
2:50 lol 🤣🤣
Lol I actually thought that was the real noise
For some reason I woke up 4am here in UK and started to watch this BLR, 2:50 made me lol so loud I hope I didn't wake anyone. Priceless!
"You hurt my feelings master" 😂😂
Man don't you just hate it when your eyes can only see pain
Uh this is a bit creepy... I was holding a guitar when he said "You're holding that guitar wrong"
With a million watching the vid, it's extremely likely that one of them will actually be holding a 🎸
@@drorjs I see your point.
Still creepy though... XD
That was the funniest part of the video
"The hamburger floaaaat!"
-Edwin Díaz
😂😂😂😂😂
1:03 “Scattamoosh!” I think he was doing the Fandango?
scaramouche
".........uggh..I need some peanut butter
Simply awesome
THE END KILLED ME 😂😂😂 I'm so glad you guys did a MLB one! I'm not into NBA or NFL. Would be fun to see a Hockey one sometime! Or even golf. That would be hilarious! But seriously, this made me laugh the whole time. great job as always!
2:29 when you fail your most important test... ;/
I can't believe I still remember the lyrics for bushes of love. I'm glad I bought that song.
Every day I worry all day.
About what's waiting in the bushes of love.
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us.
Something's waiting in the bushes of Love.
1:06 - 1:10 joe mauer😂 we miss you!!❤️⚾️💙
and 1:57 - 2:02 “group picture”😂
👏😂Please, continue to add that song to the end of every new video! 🙏🤩
That or Sample of my Pasta
What is it??
@@tbird4172 the song at the end of this video is called Bushes of Love, from the bad lip reading of Star Wars: A New Hope
@@TheNightSpy Where Can I Find The Original Video At 1:24
I THINK THERE IS GLUTEN IN MY GLOVE
MOOKIE
This is literally the most hilarious thing I have ever seen!😂
That last one was the best. "Y'all gon' DIE!"
"You think that's nasty? I LICKED A FINGER WART!"
Seriously, how can 512 people click dislike?! You have no joy...it's unbelievabable
Their probably mad that it's baseball instead of another football one
@@person44107 746 miserable gits now!
Yeah I know... People think baseball is so boring but it's just cuz people don't understand it.
@@person44107 its boring
@@Kpopforlife1995 no it's not
1985: I bet we're going to have flying cars in the future.
2018:
Laughing is important!
15.000 subscribers without any videos? This is way better than flying cars
15.000 subscribers without any videos? Omg my fren we hav the same image.
Well, we have the Internet, which is something nobody from a century ago would have ever predicted
They barely had normal cars in 1910...
2:12 IM DED LOL
2:59
Yes, Hail me :)
Lmao😂😂😂
YAYYYYYYYY
Thank Collin McHugh
3:01 when u hail the donkey
It's crazy that not only do the lips matchup the stories are pretty coherent as well. I wonder how they do this shit.
This video is unbelievabable!
Hey! You gotta go out on the runway to find yourself! Cuz that’ll do it.
His face when he says: *gum smack* ser’yously???! - 🤣
Very disappointed with how the video ended. I really wanted to hear how Jason Kipnis found that really old penny... now I’ll never know.
#metoo
2:32 is so good
Are you mad? Lol
4 years later, still waiting for sequel to this video.
2:51 is priceless, you made me LOL IRL :-D
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Lol I chose your mouth😂😅😆👅
John Gibbons: *breathes*
Umpire: *AIR HURL!!*
if it isn't the truth XD
More MLB please. This is GREAT!
I actually imagine these people talk like this for real. 😄😄
Very funny and brilliant, as usual.