"NFL 2019" - A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2019
  • Bad Lip Reading looks back at the 2018-2019 NFL season...
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  • @BadLipReading
    @BadLipReading  4 года назад +341

    Guys I'm posting bonus clips and outtakes on my Instagram! @badlipreading

    • @kbacus4
      @kbacus4 4 года назад +7

      Will there be a new one for this season?

    • @mr.mister1045
      @mr.mister1045 4 года назад +2

      Shut up

    • @AmericanIdolz2011
      @AmericanIdolz2011 4 года назад +6

      Is this year's coming out soon?

    • @bonnieholt3135
      @bonnieholt3135 4 года назад +1

      Ready and waiting for the new one!

    • @ronniewest87
      @ronniewest87 4 года назад

      This is a fair question i believe. Do you have black people on your staff doing some of the voices??? They don't sound authentic, even in joking jest. Just want to know, love your videos.

  • @user-ed7he9ii8k
    @user-ed7he9ii8k 5 лет назад +2342

    0:49
    “Winkle, winkle, wink wittle ghost
    And kiss a pickle as you haunt your tree
    (Clap) Hey!”

  • @BeanSproot
    @BeanSproot 4 года назад +573

    "Night screams, the new fun of the kids"
    -Dontrelle Inman

    • @LeoP2008
      @LeoP2008 4 года назад +9

      Honestly, accurate considering what memes are popular these days

    • @barrettblaney7574
      @barrettblaney7574 3 года назад +4

      “pass the water, do it at once”
      “that boy is thirsty”

  • @angrygoldfish
    @angrygoldfish 4 года назад +454

    "I raised a pumpkin. Did you?"
    No, I didn't. But I was godfather to a artichoke.

    • @obiwankenobi1685
      @obiwankenobi1685 4 года назад +4

      Daniel West underrated comment

    • @TJL004
      @TJL004 3 года назад +2

      Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marieeidsness7006
      @marieeidsness7006 3 года назад +8

      oh no! dont pinch me! whatever shall i do!?

    • @1-upking119
      @1-upking119 2 года назад +1

      I was the uncle to a pineapple

    • @jennatodd9396
      @jennatodd9396 2 года назад

      LOL. 🤣

  • @zoeyrushman5062
    @zoeyrushman5062 4 года назад +238

    “Stop standing! Stop drinking! Poke his eye!”
    -Tom Brady. In my head that’s how Tom Brady sounds lol

  • @qwilson9013
    @qwilson9013 4 года назад +464

    “pass the water, do it at once”
    “that boy is thirsty”

    • @Sarah_270
      @Sarah_270 4 года назад +1

      @@franklopez557 Creep

    • @onIyindreams
      @onIyindreams 4 года назад +9

      i think you mean, “fiRsTy-“

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 3 года назад +4

      'Why am I right by a faucet?"

    • @morilinda7631
      @morilinda7631 3 года назад +5

      “Stop standing! Stop drinking! Poke his eye!”
      -Tom Brady. In my head that’s how Tom Brady sounds lol

    • @guwop_da_don991
      @guwop_da_don991 3 года назад +2

      lmaooo

  • @TheDiplomancer
    @TheDiplomancer 4 года назад +481

    "I dated Bruce Wayne!"
    "Not true."
    Savage, dude!

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 4 года назад +3

      Whitney S ikr? LOL! Like she was Vickie Vale from Batman (she kinda looks like her...Tim Burton's 1980's Batman with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson ofc)

    • @slimpeazy
      @slimpeazy 3 года назад

      I WAS WAITING TO SEE THIS COMMENT 🤣

  • @kageyukiaru
    @kageyukiaru 4 года назад +495

    "Oh no, it's happening"
    * Tom Brady starts talking *
    "Stop standing!"
    "Stop drinking!"
    "Poke his eye!"
    "I'm the star!"
    "Hey, he's a spy!"
    "You're gonna die!"
    "OWWW!" XD

  • @brentwunderlich2232
    @brentwunderlich2232 4 года назад +162

    "Were you good at math in school?"
    "11 over 8 carry the 7 yah all that stuff. I dont know about Pi or nothin like that"

  • @zachw.2431
    @zachw.2431 5 лет назад +388

    LMAO Bill to the referee “it’s an honor to meet you, my lord” 😂

  • @TresXTre
    @TresXTre 5 лет назад +6219

    I wanna see players reacting to this

  • @hannahwren6289
    @hannahwren6289 4 года назад +250

    Everyone sleeping on “I taught a toddler to bark in the dark”

  • @gking8945
    @gking8945 4 года назад +148

    “I intensely stole carpet” deserves its own movie

    • @daniellewilson8527
      @daniellewilson8527 4 года назад +8

      Carpet Heist: The Stealing
      A man needs money to pay for his house, so he goes through the town to steal all carpets, then does this to all other towns in the state, then the country, then other countries, until he finally has all of the carpets and sells them to Kim Jung Un for money, meanwhile some of the guards kill Kim Jung Un by trapping him in carpet, having him stsrve to death. Then North Korea falls into chaos

    • @mblgaming6716
      @mblgaming6716 3 года назад +2

      I thought it was stalk, stalks funnier imma go with that lol

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 2 года назад +1

      This would be like Big Lebowski but from another perspective.

  • @LuluBanzai
    @LuluBanzai 5 лет назад +1794

    "it's an honor to meet you, my lord" *bows* lol I'm dying

  • @hiltonb8876
    @hiltonb8876 4 года назад +465

    “I intensely stole carpet.”
    -Lane Johnson

  • @ajw66
    @ajw66 4 года назад +144

    "I'm hydrophobic, so I'm kinda scared of the ocean"- Patrick Mahomes
    "Uh... what?- Patrick Mahomes

    • @decksidegaming9030
      @decksidegaming9030 4 года назад

      Thunder Instinct Not funny they are making front of him

  • @jdlinnstaedter8835
    @jdlinnstaedter8835 4 года назад +247

    “I Intensely Stole Carpet”
    Lane Johnson - 2019

    • @g7fford354
      @g7fford354 4 года назад

      did u go to the Texas Bowl bc i had a great time when Mond got the 60 yd run

    • @lapug6721
      @lapug6721 4 года назад +3

      Stolen commet

    • @jdlinnstaedter8835
      @jdlinnstaedter8835 4 года назад +1

      La Pug I didn’t intend to copy someone else

    • @jdlinnstaedter8835
      @jdlinnstaedter8835 4 года назад

      Greek Freak Weather No but I watched the whole thing

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan 5 лет назад +859

    The only annual tradition bigger than the super bowl

    • @grey9919
      @grey9919 5 лет назад

      For realllll

    • @emilygriest9188
      @emilygriest9188 5 лет назад +10

      Better than the Superbowl

    • @beavisscott7834
      @beavisscott7834 5 лет назад +1

      12 PackersFan Cmon u lying & u know this vid is ass 🙄🖕🏾

  • @wiileyshaw7483
    @wiileyshaw7483 4 года назад +193

    5:07
    “I hope you feel good!”
    “Not you I hope you fall on a machete”
    I love it when the readings line up like that haha

  • @kwinjatwon4421
    @kwinjatwon4421 4 года назад +60

    4:08 “Hi I’m Ronald, are you staying for the night?” 😂

  • @magnuslilja700
    @magnuslilja700 4 года назад +19

    ”Eleven over eight, carry the seven. All that stuff!”
    Probably my favourite line in the whole universe.

  • @piratetido
    @piratetido 4 года назад +1677

    Bengals Coach: “Can’t wait to be on a winning team!”
    Bengals: 2-14

  • @esotericksoul7156
    @esotericksoul7156 5 лет назад +546

    "Night Screams...the new fun of the kids" lmao

  • @thehdogs4125
    @thehdogs4125 3 года назад +52

    0:49
    *”Winkle Winkle, Wink little ghost. And kiss a pickle as you haunt your tree”*
    -Rams

    • @vdawg4109
      @vdawg4109 Год назад +4

      That had me dying 😂

  • @johnralph3704
    @johnralph3704 4 года назад +84

    "I do this when I'm free and fancy."
    😂

  • @mettaj7228
    @mettaj7228 4 года назад +765

    “I mean, I hope you feel better!”
    “Not you. I hope you fall on a machete later.”
    “That was a joke, right?” *nervous laughter*

  • @charlescooper5795
    @charlescooper5795 5 лет назад +5712

    These lip readings are so legit. I start to think maybe they actually were saying those stuff. lmao

    • @christophervaca7116
      @christophervaca7116 5 лет назад +112

      I waited to the end but my fav is:
      Hot... Hot but saucy.

    • @Cap626
      @Cap626 5 лет назад +41

      They use a app that reads people lips and gives you choices of what to say. Then they just say it in sync with the clip

    • @christophervaca7116
      @christophervaca7116 5 лет назад +32

      That doesn't make it not funny.

    • @Cap626
      @Cap626 5 лет назад +6

      @@christophervaca7116 I never said it didnt make it funny. Nor was I trying to not make it funny, I was just saying how they did it and how they made it look so legit.

    • @ViciousCuts
      @ViciousCuts 5 лет назад +38

      @@Cap626 Is the app 7+ years old? They've been doing this for the longest. Just accept natural talent when you see it.

  • @Mila-fv3hh
    @Mila-fv3hh 4 года назад +182

    “I tested a colon.”
    “Why are you being anti Dutch?”

    • @davindamico1759
      @davindamico1759 4 года назад +9

      there are two things i cannot stand in this world, those who are intolerant of other people's culture's, and the DUTCH

    • @auroraindustry5598
      @auroraindustry5598 4 года назад +4

      @@davindamico1759 I have a feeling that is a Austin Powers reference.. Now I got to re-watch the movie!

    • @kenogu436
      @kenogu436 4 года назад +2

      Davin D'Amico Austin Powers Yeah Baby Yeah!!!

    • @Sarah_270
      @Sarah_270 4 года назад

      @@auroraindustry5598 I think it is lol

  • @akaraln6975
    @akaraln6975 4 года назад +115

    “Back then I was a little baby sweet and greasy”

  • @MichelleC50
    @MichelleC50 5 лет назад +545

    "It itches right where the end is." LOL!!! 🤣 The tears are real 🤣

    • @KittyKatMeow30
      @KittyKatMeow30 5 лет назад +5

      That was the best one😅😅😅😅😆😆

    • @tomjohnson5597
      @tomjohnson5597 5 лет назад

      KittyKatMeow30 Yep!

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 5 лет назад +1

      The clap is real

    • @cwigget8930
      @cwigget8930 5 лет назад +3

      Then the other guy starts walking away

    • @bendunster8859
      @bendunster8859 5 лет назад +4

      The way he was adjusting his pants he might have actually said that...

  • @lokilaevatein9884
    @lokilaevatein9884 5 лет назад +460

    "I dated Bruce Wayne."
    "Not true."

    • @coffe4meplz
      @coffe4meplz 5 лет назад +1

      Me: I dated Bruce Wayne
      My Therapist: Not true.

    • @katehernandez600
      @katehernandez600 4 года назад

      What i was maeant to say: I dated Bruce Wayne
      What i said: Not true

  • @tfdpsu1982
    @tfdpsu1982 3 года назад +16

    "Huzzah! Extra mush for all my minions!" my favorite line.

  • @jacobwalters498
    @jacobwalters498 4 года назад +35

    "Winkle winkle wink wittle ghost, and kiss a pickle as you honk your tree." Best song of 2019. Hands down.

  • @thatguy8678
    @thatguy8678 4 года назад +512

    I’m pretty sure tom Brady actually said “HEY IM AN ICON. IM THE STAR”

    • @thanksfernuthin
      @thanksfernuthin 4 года назад +12

      The funny thing is... he's the only one who DOESN'T need to say that.

    • @joerules829
      @joerules829 4 года назад +10

      He was saying “He’s a spy”.

    • @SupremeSupport
      @SupremeSupport 4 года назад +1

      Regardless. Everyone that can hear, listens. He could sneeze and the defense would think it's an audible.

    • @ninanickel3103
      @ninanickel3103 4 года назад

      That Guy lol

  • @uncledan5975
    @uncledan5975 5 лет назад +136

    "I hope you feel good!"
    "Not you, I hope you fall on a machete later."
    Their faces make it so believable omg

  • @marissauce7073
    @marissauce7073 4 года назад +24

    "Hi I'm Ronald are you staying for the night?" 😂😂😂

  • @batman-hv9wp
    @batman-hv9wp 4 года назад +66

    “I’m crying on the inside”
    -James white

  • @tubbie2326
    @tubbie2326 5 лет назад +280

    Why is nobody talking about “night screams, the new fun of the kids!”

    • @brynbish8173
      @brynbish8173 4 года назад +6

      Too busy night screaming

    • @nmbr4lizard524
      @nmbr4lizard524 4 года назад +2

      First thing that made me howl😂

    • @vamppanic
      @vamppanic 2 года назад +1

      that took me out

    • @ohnobro1424
      @ohnobro1424 2 года назад

      Or “Kevin...the cars coming soon”

  • @iamghozt
    @iamghozt 4 года назад +1124

    when brady said “He’s a spy!” that’s what he actually said lmao

    • @unscripted483
      @unscripted483 4 года назад +5

      Really?

    • @mcj0014
      @mcj0014 4 года назад +4

      TR1KZ Levi how do u know?

    • @zioncommand
      @zioncommand 4 года назад +79

      @@mcj0014 QB Spy. Brady was calling it out.

    • @mcj0014
      @mcj0014 4 года назад +2

      zioncommand ok thx

    • @Giftedmindedme
      @Giftedmindedme 4 года назад +66

      Bro I’m pretty sure they weren’t putting a QB spy on Tom Brady 😅

  • @cadman0752
    @cadman0752 4 года назад +1308

    I truly appreciate the whiney voice for Tom Brady.

    • @decksidegaming9030
      @decksidegaming9030 4 года назад +4

      Cayden Schultze He dirty

    • @connorniemiec8785
      @connorniemiec8785 4 года назад +9

      Hahahahahahahahahah. I love seeing jealous people!

    • @lazecreed6180
      @lazecreed6180 4 года назад +4

      Connor Niemiec SAME

    • @v-town1980
      @v-town1980 4 года назад +2

      He's getting more pussy and pay than you could ever dream of, bender.

    • @IAmAHuman000
      @IAmAHuman000 4 года назад

      It’s kinda the same for them all

  • @rylo1381
    @rylo1381 4 года назад +73

    Why do I feel like Tom Brady actually says that during games

  • @maxity_491
    @maxity_491 4 года назад +322

    “The starfish in the vents are rotting, if ya ur having a birthday were truly sorry”
    That hit me

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 4 года назад +7

      Bad birthday party at an aquarium as a kid?

    • @scottmckay7800
      @scottmckay7800 4 года назад +1

      Pepsi is better boiled truly deep lyrics

    • @syd8942
      @syd8942 4 года назад +4

      I read this right as it played the video tf

    • @MoiEilelA
      @MoiEilelA 4 года назад +2

      This is a nice logo on T-shirt lol

  • @gabycastelblanco2409
    @gabycastelblanco2409 5 лет назад +190

    "It's an honor to meet you. My Lord" LMAO 😂

    • @gregfaber3417
      @gregfaber3417 5 лет назад +4

      Makes sense. Hes bought off so many of them during the AFC Championship over the past decade

    • @michaelschneider9141
      @michaelschneider9141 5 лет назад +2

      Belichick probably did say that

    • @PrincessMopar
      @PrincessMopar 5 лет назад

      Belicheat probably did say it!

    • @decembergal
      @decembergal 5 лет назад

      Knowing him, he probably would actually say something like that. 😂😂

    • @citlalidelgado7754
      @citlalidelgado7754 5 лет назад

      Funny but true

  • @scottmckay7800
    @scottmckay7800 4 года назад +33

    “Wish I could meet Pikachu”
    -Darius Philon

    • @desertgirl3374
      @desertgirl3374 3 года назад +1

      I thought he said fikachu 😂😂😂

  • @happyphoenix6300
    @happyphoenix6300 4 года назад +21

    “Hold me just hold me and tell me you’ll never leave me actually I’m sorry I’m gonna walk away now I’m sorry” 😂😂

  • @edkavanaugh6881
    @edkavanaugh6881 5 лет назад +265

    Moment of silence for Vivianna...she loved to dance.

    • @markanthony1004
      @markanthony1004 5 лет назад +2

      Did she see you?

    • @ichangedthename
      @ichangedthename 5 лет назад +21

      Can we also get some silence for Billy? We don't know where he is.

  • @MAGMACH33S3
    @MAGMACH33S3 5 лет назад +124

    Put this in the Super Bowl. At LEAST 35 seconds. At LEAST

    • @trooperkeither
      @trooperkeither 5 лет назад +14

      THIS would be a halftime show worth watching, and far less satanic.

    • @andrewrobeson9129
      @andrewrobeson9129 5 лет назад +1

      Keith Michael Kerscher satanic?

    • @jjsweg9012
      @jjsweg9012 5 лет назад +1

      @@andrewrobeson9129 he's talking about the "satanic ritual halftime shows" most likely

    • @TheScreamer500
      @TheScreamer500 5 лет назад +1

      I rather watch this and the puppy bowl rather than the toilet bowl this year.

  • @freddyfazbear2883
    @freddyfazbear2883 4 года назад +93

    “That’s a butt I’m gonna hit” **hits butt**

  • @Freak_on_a_leash
    @Freak_on_a_leash 4 года назад +51

    “Night screams.the new fun of the kids” -Dontrelle 2019

    • @JohnSmith-mk5jt
      @JohnSmith-mk5jt 4 года назад +1

      I think he's just quoting Jared Fogle.

    • @LeoP2008
      @LeoP2008 4 года назад +2

      That KILLED me!! Still laughing

    • @alaysiakayebutler6299
      @alaysiakayebutler6299 3 года назад

      @@LeoP2008 idk, seems theres some freaks here

    • @darthmalgus4959
      @darthmalgus4959 3 года назад

      I think it's time to call child services lmao

  • @plaidmoon5642
    @plaidmoon5642 5 лет назад +400

    "The star fish are rotting in the vents. If you're having a birthday, we truly apologize."

    • @SanJose408Alex
      @SanJose408Alex 5 лет назад +1

      Plaidmoon no

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 5 лет назад

      @@SanJose408Alex yes

    • @dogeisawesome3699
      @dogeisawesome3699 4 года назад +3

      The correct pronunciation is
      “The starfish... in the vents... are rotting. If you’re having a birthday, we’re truly sorry”.
      That one had me in tears tho 😂

  • @ryansiffledeen7042
    @ryansiffledeen7042 5 лет назад +922

    "You're banned from Asia but you gotta go to China." 😂

    • @stevejohnson130
      @stevejohnson130 5 лет назад +10

      oh the confusion on his face 😂

    • @MilesEdgeworth129
      @MilesEdgeworth129 4 года назад +18

      "If ah can't be in Asia, den how'duah get ta Chahna?"

    • @arleyvilela
      @arleyvilela 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @algini12
      @algini12 4 года назад

      I keep telling you guys, the ice pack is melting. Use the Northwest Passage! He'll be there before you know it.

  • @decafmender5358
    @decafmender5358 4 года назад +24

    “I taught a toddler to bark in the dark”
    😆😂🤣

  • @Guccibear100
    @Guccibear100 5 лет назад +91

    "Night screams, the new fun of the kids!" I'm dead already.

  • @HyphyJuice916
    @HyphyJuice916 4 года назад +229

    5:07
    "I hope you feel good."
    "Not you. I hope you fall on a machete later."
    That was perfect.

    • @DBrofi
      @DBrofi 4 года назад +5

      Lol that was my favorite I died laughing lol

  • @ixabellea6696
    @ixabellea6696 4 года назад +33

    “Guy’s? What’s this for? What did I do to you?”
    “Guy’s?”
    “Guys? UWHUWH!”
    That hit me hard! XD
    5:12

  • @TessaxMusic95
    @TessaxMusic95 4 года назад +30

    After 0:30 - “My grief has a scent, like suffering” 🤣🤣😜👏👏👏👏
    0:40 - Look at this BUG! 😜
    6:08 YAAAA! That’s TASTEY!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    7:32 👏👏👏😜 LMAO

  • @SeleckPlays
    @SeleckPlays 5 лет назад +338

    "Not you. I hope you fall on a machete, later." Jared totally said that. LOLOL

    • @callireynolds
      @callireynolds 5 лет назад +2

      SeleckPlays totally my favorite one!!! I LoLed the loudest at this one

    • @daveington
      @daveington 5 лет назад

      My fav by far

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 4 года назад +3

      “That was a joke”, but he looks worried 😁

    • @shanevetter3277
      @shanevetter3277 4 года назад +1

      I lost it there. That was hilarious

  • @LightningWing11
    @LightningWing11 5 лет назад +419

    6:40 “You’re banned from Asia but you have to go to China.” “If I can’t go to Asia how can I go to China?” 🤣🤣

  • @laurenkathryne
    @laurenkathryne 4 года назад +17

    “Why you being anti-Dutch?” 😂

  • @joannbowman7651
    @joannbowman7651 4 года назад +22

    “It itches right where the end is” OMG I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @juicebox8281
      @juicebox8281 4 года назад +1

      ➡️ 1:03

    • @cdyn5480
      @cdyn5480 4 года назад

      *spits*

    • @hoyit
      @hoyit 2 года назад

      It’s so specific lol.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 2 года назад +1

      And the guy next to him starts moving away !

  • @paigel.2013
    @paigel.2013 5 лет назад +110

    6:18 “I do this, when I feel free and fancy” 💁‍♂️

  • @Kikua1612
    @Kikua1612 4 года назад +70

    “I heard they’re gonna change the ball - into a square ball“
    Slayed me.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 4 года назад +1

      Kikua1612 - Me too 😄

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 года назад

      🤣 I had to pause it there while I calmed down so I wouldn't miss any

  • @WheelEstate
    @WheelEstate 4 года назад +42

    In a nerdy voice: "Humans shouldn't visit the labyrinth."

    • @algini12
      @algini12 4 года назад

      In real life Ju Ju's a video game freak so I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 4 года назад

      He’s right

  • @marleyshaw-mchenry2389
    @marleyshaw-mchenry2389 4 года назад +20

    "I'm hot, but Saucy"

  • @hazelnutspred3348
    @hazelnutspred3348 5 лет назад +1586

    "It itches right where the end is"

    • @HerrLoeblich
      @HerrLoeblich 5 лет назад +41

      Made me pee myself laughing 😂

    • @zanderkranock
      @zanderkranock 5 лет назад +4

      Hi my name's Catrina w
      🤦🏼‍♂️😂

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 5 лет назад +1

      @@HerrLoeblich thats kinda weird...

    • @axtra9561
      @axtra9561 5 лет назад +12

      1:03

    • @peachxtaehyung
      @peachxtaehyung 5 лет назад +9

      @@axtra9561 hows that weird? It just means they laughed hard plus its not weird anyways cuz some people have trouble controlling their bladders actually so whats weird?

  • @0Architectdude0
    @0Architectdude0 4 года назад +316

    I’ll never forget the day where Ndamukong Suh looked me in the eye and said:
    *”Lobster Scrotum Pasta”*

  • @jessiej5203
    @jessiej5203 3 года назад +8

    "I do this..."
    *lifts hand*
    "When I feel free and fancy"
    😭

  • @ismaeelahmed2385
    @ismaeelahmed2385 4 года назад +44

    "Free rats"
    John Gruden 2019

  • @GAMER-mn1ov
    @GAMER-mn1ov 4 года назад +342

    "I eat bread in the Bathtub."
    -Russell Wilson

    • @bonaventureokafor2637
      @bonaventureokafor2637 4 года назад +1

      Reporter: how would you describe yourself
      Player: Hot!
      I would say the same thing

    • @chaoticneutral7976
      @chaoticneutral7976 4 года назад +3

      Okay that's gross to me

    • @lisavillano9348
      @lisavillano9348 3 года назад

      Wonder what Ciara says about her husband eating bread in the bathtub. :-D

  • @countrylover3466
    @countrylover3466 5 лет назад +293

    " not you I hope you fall on a machete later." ATTA BOY JARED.

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 4 года назад +16

    “I taught a toddler to bark in the dark”
    I know what I’m gonna do today

  • @scottaluisa9785
    @scottaluisa9785 3 года назад +11

    "I say to myself,Jeffrey, Jeffrey Sphincter, What are you doing?
    You need a clover. May young Jeffery save this game.
    Um, like I say that every 10 minutes, then I look at my feet"

  • @sophialynn469
    @sophialynn469 5 лет назад +1529

    *Some things I learned from this video:*
    -Russel Wilson eats bread in his bathtub
    -The Rams have a huddle song
    -Tyreek Hill might eat Leprechauns in his free time
    -Aaron Rodgers can sense where purple objects are
    -Tom Brady hates when people stand, drink, etc.
    -Patrick Mahomes is hydrophobic
    -Jared Goff hopes Chris Myers will fall on a machete later
    -Juju advises humans not to visit the Labyrinth
    -Eli Manning can't remember if he turned off the light
    -John Harbaugh likes the rhythm of "Go Tell It on the Mountain"
    -Pete Carroll doesn’t know Brian Schottenheimer’s name
    -Marvin Lewis can't wait to be on a winning team
    -Jason Garrett is banned from Asia
    -Bill Belichick worships the refs (but we already knew that)

  • @Bballinjosh
    @Bballinjosh 5 лет назад +480

    “Humans shouldn’t visit the Labyrinth.” Wise words 😂😂😂

    • @RiverStyx3797
      @RiverStyx3797 5 лет назад +8

      I gotta get my fuckin kid back somehow

    • @SonnyD38
      @SonnyD38 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah David Bowies a real trouble maker

    • @maddi6132
      @maddi6132 5 лет назад +2

      Sarah didnt listen

    • @catherineabrahams3691
      @catherineabrahams3691 5 лет назад +2

      Dance magic dance amiright?

    • @SonnyD38
      @SonnyD38 5 лет назад +2

      @@catherineabrahams3691 jump magic jump. Ima put a spell on you slap that baby make him pee!

  • @abrahamlincoln8748
    @abrahamlincoln8748 4 года назад +32

    Retitled: 8 minutes and 11 seconds of nonstop laughter

  • @mangekyos82
    @mangekyos82 4 года назад +38

    John Johnson III - “I taught a toddler to bark in the dark”

    • @PBstx1100
      @PBstx1100 4 года назад

      NintenBro117 best one 😂😂

  • @Igknight-db3wr
    @Igknight-db3wr 4 года назад +356

    “It itches right where the end is” Lol 😂

  • @dislikemyvideo2276
    @dislikemyvideo2276 4 года назад +158

    “Hi, I’m Ronald, are you staying for the night?” 😂😂

  • @ashtonskyegorlewski2248
    @ashtonskyegorlewski2248 2 года назад +3

    "Kevin, the car's coming soon"
    That line litterally appeared in my dream once!

  • @RobertL78
    @RobertL78 4 года назад +37

    “Everyone gets a rat!”””””

  • @thegaminbros8331
    @thegaminbros8331 5 лет назад +346

    2:01 “yeah I heard their gunna change the ball. Into a square ball.” Im dying 😆

  • @jo-jowei6147
    @jo-jowei6147 5 лет назад +221

    2:04 "I sense a purple object over there" Rodgers says while playing the Vikings 😂😂

  • @aaronlytton8846
    @aaronlytton8846 4 года назад +51

    The Tom Brady ones Sometimes that’s actually what he says

  • @hoyit
    @hoyit 4 года назад +12

    “11 over 8, Carry the 7, all that stuff.” It sounds like terrible lying 😂

  • @forest1144
    @forest1144 4 года назад +132

    ".....I need to talk to you regarding money"

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 5 лет назад +548

    2:33 - 2:45
    Tom Brady is such a diva in these. LOL.
    I love that one guy's reaction to him. "Oh no, it's happening."

    • @ifeellikepablo5000
      @ifeellikepablo5000 4 года назад +13

      That guy is josh McDaniels FYI

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 4 года назад +14

      3:36 is best cuz its not even edited. lmao.

    • @tessmeeks8869
      @tessmeeks8869 4 года назад +4

      I could watch a whole video of tom brady bad lip reading, just all his little diva fits

    • @UnusedTidbit
      @UnusedTidbit 4 года назад +3

      That was hilarious. Even though Tom’s voice is deeper than this, I always expect him to talk like this when the camera isn’t focused on him.

    • @jaydenglogower4193
      @jaydenglogower4193 4 года назад

      The offensive cordinator - Josh McDaniels

  • @joerousseau8855
    @joerousseau8855 4 года назад +22

    “I taught a toddler to bark in the dark”
    Me too, me too

    • @timothyhom
      @timothyhom 4 года назад

      Joseph Rousseau I have a PHD in that

  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 2 года назад +2

    "Night snacking. That's what I do."
    Me too, buddy. Me too.

  • @williamwyckoff
    @williamwyckoff 5 лет назад +223

    "You're banned from Asia, but you have to get to China."
    LOGIC

    • @danielvalladarez3639
      @danielvalladarez3639 5 лет назад +2

      I wouldn't mind Jason Garret going to China, if it means we get a new coach.

    • @HollysHealingHerbs
      @HollysHealingHerbs 5 лет назад +2

      That part made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

    • @5BMN
      @5BMN 5 лет назад +2

      I mean, I just... Uh!

    • @williamwyckoff
      @williamwyckoff 5 лет назад

      Woah that's a lot of likes.

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 5 лет назад +1

      @@williamwyckoff pfft, that is not the most liked comment here.

  • @nicolew8868
    @nicolew8868 5 лет назад +204

    "Night screams, the new fun of the kids!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @messamommy
    @messamommy 3 года назад +4

    "Winkle winkle wink wittle ghost and kiss a pickle as you haul your tree"
    I nearly fell off the chair laughing so hard. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @willfontana8838
    @willfontana8838 5 лет назад +240

    Hue Jackson probably did say “I can’t wait to be on a winning team”

    • @MadroxMonoxide777
      @MadroxMonoxide777 5 лет назад +23

      That was Marvin Lewis. It's still highly applicable

    • @camctrail
      @camctrail 5 лет назад +4

      @@MadroxMonoxide777 although at some point, Hue Jackson probably said that too

    • @willfontana8838
      @willfontana8838 5 лет назад +1

      MadroxMonoxide777 my bad. Though they both suck as coaches

    • @daphnemartin
      @daphnemartin 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @williamowens2849
      @williamowens2849 2 года назад

      Bengals 26 Raiders 19 January 15th 2022

  • @ShortStorytime
    @ShortStorytime 5 лет назад +107

    @1:03 "Itches right where the end is"
    *walks away* XD

    • @iGeekozoid
      @iGeekozoid 5 лет назад +1

      @@adriantcullysover4640 Not if you're American.

    • @Shorteagle
      @Shorteagle 5 лет назад

      @@adriantcullysover4640 I can wholeheartedly agree. That or the just under the shaft

  • @torin8434
    @torin8434 3 года назад +3

    1:24 just realized that the background in the stadium is bushes of love. That's some next level stuff right there.

  • @geekinc3293
    @geekinc3293 4 года назад +6

    I swear that bushes of love is playing in the background at 1:22

  • @Rusty.Shackhouse
    @Rusty.Shackhouse 5 лет назад +341

    1:03 “itches right where the end is” (other guy just walks away) lol 😂

  • @luismercad1802
    @luismercad1802 5 лет назад +452

    All the Brady lines are hilarious lmao.

    • @gregfaber3417
      @gregfaber3417 5 лет назад +15

      Thats exactly how he sounds too

    • @jasondavid1187
      @jasondavid1187 5 лет назад +3

      He don't know nothing about pie

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 5 лет назад +4

      Luis Mercad “He’s a spy” says the guy involved in spy gate lol 😂

    • @Exayevie
      @Exayevie 5 лет назад +3

      "Oh no, it's happening"

    • @natedavis824
      @natedavis824 5 лет назад +3

      Stop standing

  • @DaveTan65
    @DaveTan65 4 года назад +6

    I finally get it after all these years! You are the sole reason why NBA coaches and players cover their mouths when they speak! BLR Rocks!

  • @gregochego1567
    @gregochego1567 5 лет назад +262

    0:20 night screams the new fun of the kids
    0:35 my grief has a scent like suffering
    0:56 I’m crying on the inside
    3:02 I melted a lot of people

  • @kristinam319
    @kristinam319 5 лет назад +41

    That slow mo at 5:17 is killing me! I keep replaying the scene.

    • @micahnewman
      @micahnewman 5 лет назад +1

      The NFL should do their slo-mo reaction shots with sound.

    • @kristinam319
      @kristinam319 5 лет назад +1

      @Confused Loner , OMG you're confused and I'm lost! We could make a great team. 🤓