"DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION" - A Bad Lip Reading

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • A moving look back at the 2016 Democratic National Convention.
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @BadLipReading
    @BadLipReading  8 лет назад +757

    Finally got around to adding legit captions for the video. Now everyone can see that the girl in Chelsea’s crew is named BUNNIFER. Plus lots of other stuff. Thanks for watching everyone!

    • @marissaarnold1205
      @marissaarnold1205 8 лет назад +27

      Everything you do is magic

    • @hickorynick2523
      @hickorynick2523 8 лет назад +34

      Thanks for the mention

    • @peeweemcmerm8100
      @peeweemcmerm8100 8 лет назад +7

      You guys do some great work. Can't imagine the good times and epic laughter while making this. Thank you for sharing some of that with us.

    • @pxlbltz
      @pxlbltz 8 лет назад +5

      It's one guy :)

    • @Matt_Mosley1983
      @Matt_Mosley1983 8 лет назад +2

      PLEASE bad lip read some Nate Diaz vs Conor McGregor trash talk :-D

  • @ridermendeke2043
    @ridermendeke2043 8 лет назад +1234

    "Two cheers for the tears of my man servants."

  • @zza4809
    @zza4809 8 лет назад +1732

    Lmao that pokemon go notification tho

    • @PokerFaceZero
      @PokerFaceZero 8 лет назад

      yeah

    • @Mlynoph
      @Mlynoph 8 лет назад +3

      bbbrrrruuuuuuu XD

    • @kbvanillayoutization
      @kbvanillayoutization 8 лет назад +19

      CHarmander Charmander!

    • @brain_dmp7198
      @brain_dmp7198 8 лет назад +10

      Funny thing is, I know that's the sound for opening a menu and it bugged me that they used that sound instead of a pokemon appearing.

    • @420camk
      @420camk 8 лет назад +2

      Lol I thought it was my phone..

  • @Poenut
    @Poenut 6 лет назад +1309

    "Toelingus...that sounds nasty!"

  • @kayla7635
    @kayla7635 7 лет назад +112

    "we ladies know how a player is.... but when they go hello we go heeyyyyyyy"

  • @d_the_great
    @d_the_great 7 лет назад +74

    Except this isn't a bad lip reading, this is what they were actually saying.

  • @thegoodamericangamer6395
    @thegoodamericangamer6395 6 лет назад +160

    And here we have the uncut footage of the actual event

  • @mastertek383
    @mastertek383 8 лет назад +197

    I have a complectogram

    • @criscros7
      @criscros7 8 лет назад +1

      That sucks. You should get a second opinion, though.

    • @mastertek383
      @mastertek383 8 лет назад +13

      I would but I thought it might be a bit eubillicant

    • @synkodev
      @synkodev 8 лет назад +9

      This conversation, lmao. So hondish!

    • @mastertek383
      @mastertek383 8 лет назад +11

      It would be respeciment to keep it going

    • @carolinehummingbird6915
      @carolinehummingbird6915 8 лет назад +3

      You think you have it bad? I have Toelingus!

  • @alexcurrier6643
    @alexcurrier6643 7 лет назад +154

    We ladies know how a player is. But when they go "hello" we go "heeeey". hahahaha :)

  • @Runningformylife1983
    @Runningformylife1983 4 года назад +77

    I can't even breath it's too damh funny I'm literally crying with laughter

  • @kewiired9271
    @kewiired9271 8 лет назад +102

    4:57 why would Hillary make such a face? Lol

  • @eldelfantasma3024
    @eldelfantasma3024 8 лет назад +45

    i'm totally burst into laugh for "But when they go hello we go hey!" and " unfortunately i'm here somewhere in america" she doesn't even know where she is 😂😂😂

  • @markhrabe
    @markhrabe 4 года назад +77

    Bernie makes more sense on bad lip reading!
    Also: Charmander! Charmander!

  • @BenMcGarityMusic
    @BenMcGarityMusic 4 года назад +8

    4:57. My favourite ever.

  • @kowloon4434
    @kowloon4434 7 лет назад +71

    "toelingus"ooh that sounds nasty

  • @virgildailey1970
    @virgildailey1970 2 года назад +3

    When I saw the title I said this has got to be good! You did not disappoint!

  • @5thcorps
    @5thcorps 5 лет назад +168

    This is actually coherent compared to the actual thing!!!

  • @Datblondeone
    @Datblondeone 8 лет назад +201

    Omg When they said Hikory Nick, I lost it

    • @sesu-tech
      @sesu-tech 8 лет назад +4

      Derek Wahl She said "Hickory Nick"

    • @Datblondeone
      @Datblondeone 8 лет назад

      Masked Beanie oh thank you, I still lost it 😂😂😂

    • @sesu-tech
      @sesu-tech 8 лет назад

      Derek Wahl XD

    • @themerchantofengland
      @themerchantofengland 8 лет назад +3

      Derek Wahl did you find it?

    • @Datblondeone
      @Datblondeone 8 лет назад +1

      MerchantofEngland _ I did, i just edited the comment

  • @KrawllUnchained
    @KrawllUnchained 3 года назад +3

    OMG , i'm laughing so damn much i'm making noises i didn't even know were a thing.
    Drink Koala venom and pass the neverland test .

  • @LucresntBlade
    @LucresntBlade 6 лет назад +182

    1:52 WTF.....

    • @ReverseJuxtapose
      @ReverseJuxtapose 6 лет назад +9

      Mohammed Islam Seriously!! I just saw it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ricobhi
      @ricobhi 6 лет назад +19

      Can that please be a gif for use whenever anyone in the White House talks?

    • @DRiungi
      @DRiungi 6 лет назад

      best idea ever

    • @marjechevarez790
      @marjechevarez790 6 лет назад

      Mohammed Islam LMFAO what was that??

    • @keithscott2706
      @keithscott2706 6 лет назад +3

      OMG MY EXACT REACTION

  • @jennifermedeiros4790
    @jennifermedeiros4790 4 года назад +2

    "Wee Wee World is not a kid-friendly place. We discovered that the hard way. Sorry, Gracie" 😆

  • @Awhi-x
    @Awhi-x 5 лет назад +24

    'Toelingus... That sounds nasty' 😂😂

  • @brick-o-laughs
    @brick-o-laughs Год назад

    I dont watch the news anymore, I just get all my political updates from BL reading. They sum everything up so well. 😅

  • @pinoydramaacademy
    @pinoydramaacademy 8 лет назад +27

    4:57 Seriously, Hillary's shock at the balloons is so absurd. It's so fake, yet so hilarious

    • @MrReddy64
      @MrReddy64 8 лет назад +10

      Hillary-ous.... get it right.... :p

    • @kylethompson8754
      @kylethompson8754 8 лет назад +7

      cringey*

    • @-scorpionox-
      @-scorpionox- 8 лет назад +10

      I am genuinely disturbed by it. It's like watching someone trying to look human but not doing a very good job.

    • @Shianky
      @Shianky 8 лет назад +1

      They're already among us...

    • @whybecause.5723
      @whybecause.5723 8 лет назад

      +Dan Hoy that's literally her anywhere, anytime. How do you think Bernie got 46% of the vote even with all the rigging?

  • @supplechap5429
    @supplechap5429 8 лет назад +22

    respeciment is my new favorite word.

    • @mr0scary
      @mr0scary 8 лет назад +12

      dont be so eubillicant, we all know that word is hondish.

    • @supplechap5429
      @supplechap5429 8 лет назад +6

      ya well you're just a lousy complectogram!

  • @BramMichaelson
    @BramMichaelson 5 лет назад +8

    "I was going to make a complectogram for all the inventory at the warehouse, but then I thought that Peter might think I was being hondish... But then I thought "why do I care?! Peter is a freeking respeciment coddlesip. BUT I'll probably be all eubillicant and do it anyway"
    These NEED to be words.

  • @TinyTurtlesTv
    @TinyTurtlesTv 8 лет назад +9

    *"Do not be fooled by the title. 'Wee Wee World' is definitely not a kid friendly showI learned this the hard way."*
    -Bernie Sanders, 2016.

  • @LemondedeSophie
    @LemondedeSophie 5 лет назад +11

    "Wee wee wold is definitely not a kid friendly show. I discovered this the hard way." Fabulous

  • @christianguevara998
    @christianguevara998 8 лет назад +334

    Here before 1mil

  • @MrBenny1010101
    @MrBenny1010101 8 лет назад +97

    Still more on point and makes more sense than the average Trump speech

    • @xxSk8ing4christxx
      @xxSk8ing4christxx 8 лет назад +27

      Yeah cuz I bet you watch so many Trump speeches

    • @Fallout3ProHunter
      @Fallout3ProHunter 8 лет назад +31

      +Christian D he watches the cnn cuts of trump speeches taken out of context

    • @MrBenny1010101
      @MrBenny1010101 8 лет назад +3

      Christian D More than you probably. I've seen a bunch. Bunch of hot air and gibberish and most of the time I'm not sure if he's intentionally lying half the time or if he simply lives in a make believe world in his head.

    • @raw7504
      @raw7504 8 лет назад

      +Christian D your an idiot no need for conversation.

    • @xxSk8ing4christxx
      @xxSk8ing4christxx 8 лет назад +3

      Fake Account You can't know if someone is lying unless you know the truth.

  • @samkelly4826
    @samkelly4826 8 лет назад +264

    if your watching this after trump won reply with me

  • @nickmckenzie3361
    @nickmckenzie3361 8 лет назад +24

    4:56 You're Welcome.

  • @lisasuessenbach6143
    @lisasuessenbach6143 8 лет назад +2100

    One of my favourites is Chelsea Clinton: "Oh whoa, this really sucks. Like all you people that are here tonight. Shoutout out to my crew, my girlieeees, Britbrat, Spiderbomb, Beebob, Bonifer and Virgin Karen" ....

    • @alexacostanzo3693
      @alexacostanzo3693 8 лет назад +15

      Lisa Suessenbach virgin karen*

    • @lizgoldstein4256
      @lizgoldstein4256 8 лет назад +3

      I thought it was Virgin at first, which would have been funnier, but then I listened again and it sounds more like "version". Anyway, it was funny.

    • @goodgirlkay
      @goodgirlkay 8 лет назад +38

      Virgin! VIRgin!! VIRGIN!!!!!!

    • @houstonduckm.l.l.1759
      @houstonduckm.l.l.1759 8 лет назад +19

      Lisa Suessenbach ...unfortunately somewhere in America a place she'll regret. 😈

    • @googlesuxbigtime1227
      @googlesuxbigtime1227 7 лет назад +11

      I think they got what was going through her head, spot on.

  • @adrianclark2734
    @adrianclark2734 4 года назад +806

    "Toelingus... that sound nasty" 😂😂😂😂

    • @rollochairbreaker230
      @rollochairbreaker230 4 года назад +27

      Sounds positively hondish.

    • @kimngandong
      @kimngandong 4 года назад +24

      Foot fetishists must adopt this word. It's created for them.

    • @mattrutkowski5305
      @mattrutkowski5305 4 года назад +3

      The crowd softly groans...

    • @kevinraper114
      @kevinraper114 4 года назад +4

      Quentin Tarantino will put this in his next movie

    • @1084erick
      @1084erick 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @a-aron5691
    @a-aron5691 8 лет назад +1103

    Hillary's reaction to the balloons was over the top!

    • @chigimonky
      @chigimonky 8 лет назад +160

      Haha it so was. Her reaction to those balloons was as fake as most of the emotions she tries to express.

    • @skrimpdick5583
      @skrimpdick5583 8 лет назад +69

      I think she has some sort of neurological disease because I heard one time she started shaking her head and couldn't stop.

    • @TheP3rspective
      @TheP3rspective 8 лет назад

      +edupe's nipple she actually does

    • @BLACKxOPxPRExTARGET
      @BLACKxOPxPRExTARGET 8 лет назад +10

      Just repeat 4:56 over and over again. u begin to have thoughts of suicide

    • @bbd468
      @bbd468 8 лет назад +14

      LMAO! Yea, 4:56 that was NUTSO Hillary!

  • @marilyn.harlow
    @marilyn.harlow 5 лет назад +1532

    “two cheers for all the tears of my man servants” accurate😂

    • @MFO86
      @MFO86 4 года назад +95

      "They're like property of mine".

    • @AshHeaven
      @AshHeaven 4 года назад +43

      “They always get me the sugar packet.”

    • @calebhall6767
      @calebhall6767 4 года назад +12

      I just died. 1000x thank you

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 4 года назад +5

      She isn't that bad

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 4 года назад +3

      Her mouth is pretty bad at speaking

  • @MrsLockenload
    @MrsLockenload 4 года назад +375

    "we girls know how a playa is, they go hello and we go haaay"

  • @FriendChicken
    @FriendChicken 5 лет назад +379

    Shout-out to Hickory Nick! Who drank Koala Venom and Passed the Neverland test!

    • @teagan73191
      @teagan73191 4 года назад +25

      Yeah, that's impressive and all, but Tommy from radical paintball has more science, just ask Dr. Rat Cheek

    • @swim_ad
      @swim_ad 4 года назад +4

      @@teagan73191 bald headed !

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent 4 года назад +3

      @@teagan73191 Hickory Nick/Tommy from Radical Paintball 2024 Against Dr Rat Cheek

    • @TheRealKalEll
      @TheRealKalEll 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @Justacat153
      @Justacat153 3 года назад +4

      I had no idea Koalas were even venomous until I watched this video

  • @AFO3310
    @AFO3310 8 лет назад +784

    So...where's the lip reading video? Why'd they post the actual convention?

  • @desiraekualaau8151
    @desiraekualaau8151 2 года назад +126

    The lady going "YES! YES! YES!" Has me dying😂😂😂😂😂And then when Hillary Clinton sees the balloons falling 🤣 😂 💀

    • @stev6963
      @stev6963 2 года назад +6

      Dude that part is soooo goddamn funny lmao the voices they use are so so on point and impressive.

    • @GeTarnished_
      @GeTarnished_ Год назад +2

      Went back to see her very funny

    • @cav4988
      @cav4988 8 месяцев назад

      I almost pissed myself when the balloons came down! 😂😂😂

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 7 лет назад +605

    "Toelingus...... That sounds nasty." I'm dead xD

    • @rimakazoku9243
      @rimakazoku9243 7 лет назад +8

      Lucas Mota Same lmfaoooooo 😭😭

    • @ORood
      @ORood 7 лет назад +45

      1:13 *Obama:*
      I wanna list a few words that sound like words but aren't real.
      _hondish, coddlesip, eubillicant, respeciment, complectogram._
      These words oughta mean somethin'.
      _toelingus._
      That sounds _nasty._

    • @DeusSalis
      @DeusSalis 6 лет назад +1

      O. Rood We saw the video..

    • @cwstewartjr1973
      @cwstewartjr1973 6 лет назад

      oral sex on toes

  • @dark_star888
    @dark_star888 8 лет назад +655

    CHARMANDER CHARMANDER CHARMANDER

  • @SteveErnst117
    @SteveErnst117 5 лет назад +766

    I got a complectogram today that said that scientists now believe if you coddlesip your hondish, it'll make your respeciment 40% more eubillicant, which as we all know, improves toelingus. You're welcome.

    • @collinquirk
      @collinquirk 5 лет назад +23

      This made my day

    • @Wylie777
      @Wylie777 5 лет назад +15

      @@collinquirk hahaha I'm getting up in just a few hours for work but I came in here just to laugh a bunch before going to sleep. These great comments only add to the humor!

    • @SoupyRaccn
      @SoupyRaccn 5 лет назад +4

      CD good job!

    • @KalonOrdona2
      @KalonOrdona2 5 лет назад +5

      Legendary

    • @rzella8022
      @rzella8022 5 лет назад +6

      Steve Well done, putting those all in a paragraph!

  • @yasminemobley7858
    @yasminemobley7858 4 года назад +142

    "WE ARE NOT RUNNING A KITCHEN, DARTASIA!"

    • @chomo54andbabyaisha97
      @chomo54andbabyaisha97 4 года назад

      I am not from the US. I come to BLR to learn the english language. What I do not understand is, whenever I speak english to people, they just stare at me like I'm crazy

    • @chomo54andbabyaisha97
      @chomo54andbabyaisha97 3 года назад

      @@amethystslumbers I was joking, but some times jokes on the internet just flops. I used to delete my jokes when they did not work, because it looks good with 100% working jokes, but I don't anymore. Have a nice day and never stop loving your country.

  • @khalifla5990
    @khalifla5990 7 лет назад +280

    I bet more people have watched this video than watched the actual DNC

    • @psovegeta
      @psovegeta 6 лет назад +10

      This video caused more people to go back and watch the footage to see what they were really saying than the initial number who watched it originally.

    • @firstlastname4564
      @firstlastname4564 6 лет назад +2

      Either one the demos still make me laugh😂😂

    • @johnostaszweski2189
      @johnostaszweski2189 6 лет назад

      Kam B 😜😜😜😜😜😜🤪👍😂🤪😜

    • @kickazz9473
      @kickazz9473 6 лет назад

      Right!!

    • @toma9835
      @toma9835 6 лет назад

      Actually this is my first.

  • @Eyes2theSkies
    @Eyes2theSkies 4 года назад +109

    "I think Batman and the Joker are like old people - stiff and contrary." 🤣

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 3 года назад +2

      Not completely wrong since they both refuse to blend in and be average. In each their way they are fighting for freedom

    • @filmfan2004
      @filmfan2004 3 года назад

      Id like to like your comment but its at 69 which is kinky

    • @filmfan2004
      @filmfan2004 3 года назад

      @@Ungrievable bruh lol

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 2 года назад

      In The Dark Knight Returns,they're both like 60+ years old

  • @kain35m
    @kain35m 8 лет назад +435

    I was going to check the coddlesip with my complectogram, but it was acting all hondish. I found out it was low on respeciment. so I decided to head home and treat my wife to some toelingus. that always gets her a little eubillicant, if you know what I mean. ;)

    • @MrX-po2kj
      @MrX-po2kj 8 лет назад +3

      Funniest shit I've ever heard

    • @brandinicole7992
      @brandinicole7992 8 лет назад +7

      kain35m haaaaaaaaa! This is awesome

    • @heidilynwolff7513
      @heidilynwolff7513 7 лет назад

      kain35m i died. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😏😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 7 лет назад +1

      embiggin is a perfectly crombulant word.

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 7 лет назад +3

      kain35m Why do I understand this

  • @MrIveyIsBonkers
    @MrIveyIsBonkers 4 года назад +81

    BERNIE'S SONG CHECKLIST:
    Moles: ✔️
    A hare-brained stranger: ✔️
    Three-ways: ❌
    What the pizza guy expects to sell to his son, but he's nuts: ✔️

  • @lydtube
    @lydtube 8 лет назад +381

    CHARMANDER CHARMANDER CHARMANDER
    CHARMANDER

    • @christopherwinne5434
      @christopherwinne5434 8 лет назад +11

      CHARMANDER CHARMANDER CHARMANDER!

    • @lexicoger
      @lexicoger 8 лет назад +9

      CHARMANDER CHARMANDER CHARMANDER CHARMANDER CHARMANDER

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 8 лет назад +9

      Charmander/Pikachu 2016! A far better choice than hil"liar"ry or drumph

    • @sawyerberg7997
      @sawyerberg7997 8 лет назад +3

      Squirtle-_-

    • @ilive8132
      @ilive8132 8 лет назад +1

      PIKAAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @amandakidwell1740
    @amandakidwell1740 5 лет назад +306

    "Remember when i was president?....how could you not...."

    • @chomo54andbabyaisha97
      @chomo54andbabyaisha97 4 года назад +12

      If he said that in real life... I think I would somehow like him more

  • @randomcommenter3819
    @randomcommenter3819 8 лет назад +432

    this was better than the real dnc

    • @zecchinoroni
      @zecchinoroni 8 лет назад +5

      I wish they were really like this

    • @alanwise30
      @alanwise30 8 лет назад +44

      IKR? They actually sound truthful in this one

    • @NoleCO10
      @NoleCO10 8 лет назад +52

      And more honest than the real one too

    • @kennyk1837
      @kennyk1837 8 лет назад

      are you like 12 or something

    • @randomcommenter3819
      @randomcommenter3819 8 лет назад +1

      Russian President Vladimir Putin Loves milk no i just thought this was funny and more enjoyable to watch than the dnc

  • @stevenreed8854
    @stevenreed8854 4 года назад +194

    I'm British and this is one of the best laughs I have ever had. I've been very stressed and this is a great stress relief.

    • @kujju18
      @kujju18 2 года назад +6

      Same!! 🤣🤣

    • @alexandradane3672
      @alexandradane3672 Год назад

      I agree ……! Also , try Parody Whitney !

    • @lukatore123
      @lukatore123 Год назад +2

      Omg YES 😅
      Came here knowing it will be funny, ended up with stomachache from laughing.

  • @scarletwilson2562
    @scarletwilson2562 8 лет назад +500

    As much as Is a joke....this how I feel when they use their actually words.

    • @scarletwilson2562
      @scarletwilson2562 8 лет назад +8

      You need to learn that's this is RUclips, and I can say what I want, how I want. YOU NEED TO GET A FILTER, AND DEAL WITH YOUR INTERNAL PROBLEMS AND NOT BE THE IDIOT BEHIND THE SCREEN WHO SAYS DUMB THINGS. GOODBYE and goodnight.✌

    • @pip4349
      @pip4349 8 лет назад +5

      Was that english lmao

    • @gabelogan56
      @gabelogan56 8 лет назад +2

      ***** now you're getting it! scroll up

    • @davids.863
      @davids.863 8 лет назад +4

      Yeah.. As is joke, I feel no hope for humanity when you use your "actually" words.

    • @maciejrudolf
      @maciejrudolf 8 лет назад

      +Chanjiz It's cute when little kids swear.

  • @rosariocutie13
    @rosariocutie13 5 лет назад +515

    "There's an accepted way to plan for puberty. You yell weird things and have to get your comics together." Bernie's technically not wrong!

    • @buckbuchanan4902
      @buckbuchanan4902 5 лет назад +18

      That's how I did it!

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 4 года назад +22

      I’d say it’s less of a plan and more of a typical day

    • @yasminemobley7858
      @yasminemobley7858 4 года назад +7

      How did he freaking know about my pubescent years? Bernie is woke!

    • @Clarence2Worley
      @Clarence2Worley 4 года назад +6

      It may be the most profound thing ever attributed to him.

    • @majesticmicrobes60
      @majesticmicrobes60 4 года назад +10

      And then he says “but as you’ll read in the good comics, a guy can reproduce by fire. If they can’t do it, how come I read about it?” 😂

  • @jesusknight72
    @jesusknight72 8 лет назад +220

    OK I lost it at 4:57

  • @awildfuu2607
    @awildfuu2607 5 лет назад +447

    *"wee wee world" is definitely not a kid friendly show"*
    *"i discovered this the hard way"*

    • @Euphoris
      @Euphoris 5 лет назад +27

      "Sorry, Gracie!"

    • @Observer-cp4if
      @Observer-cp4if 5 лет назад +16

      "you know I got my mayonnaise upon your face" lol wtf?

    • @mehoyminoy1237
      @mehoyminoy1237 4 года назад +1

      Ow, I landed on my hondish

    • @yasminemobley7858
      @yasminemobley7858 4 года назад +4

      @@mehoyminoy1237 you should go get a complectogram before it becomes eubillicant. It can also be a prelude to toelingus, and you definitely don't want that!

    • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
      @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 года назад

      Kermit Sweet Tea you forgot to tell them to take a coddlesip of some respeciment beforehand. That’s a really important step

  • @tessarix
    @tessarix 4 года назад +71

    "Respeciment"I'm dying laughing. Been watching your vids for hours, BLR, and it is the freshest, funniest, hilarious thing I've ever seen on YT. I've got real respeciment for your talent!

  • @josephdykes1820
    @josephdykes1820 8 лет назад +319

    Not one lie. OK, they changed the words didn't they?

  • @lunathewingedcat8866
    @lunathewingedcat8866 8 лет назад +128

    Hondish- a word to describe a car that's similar looking to a Honda
    coddlesip- a plant with leaves that are shaped like spoons. You can use the leaves to drink stuff.
    eubillicant- something that's absolutely fabulous
    respeciment- the renaming of an animal species
    Your welcome, Obama.

    • @lunathewingedcat8866
      @lunathewingedcat8866 8 лет назад +16

      Complectogram- a shape that's too complicated for our minds to comprehend
      toelingus- a fancy word for a gross toe fungus

    • @mr0scary
      @mr0scary 8 лет назад +8

      this comment is eubillicant

    • @lunathewingedcat8866
      @lunathewingedcat8866 8 лет назад

      +mr0scary :D

    • @nxbis
      @nxbis 8 лет назад +1

      Bitch I'm eubilicant.
      Also Toelingus. Like cunnilingus, but toes.

    • @WhitneyTheExPat
      @WhitneyTheExPat 8 лет назад +7

      My favorite was your definition of respeciment! X'D

  • @dilibau
    @dilibau 6 лет назад +2574

    I'm utterly disappointed. I came here to listen to someone poking fun at the Dems Convention and all I got was their actual speeches.

    • @perplexity8260
      @perplexity8260 6 лет назад +30

      Same.

    • @uknowwhodontyou921
      @uknowwhodontyou921 6 лет назад +26

      Exactly

    • @godofyouall489
      @godofyouall489 5 лет назад +38

      Still better than anything trump says. Man is an idiot. Also I am a republican well more republican than democrat. Both are fucking stupid any more. And Trump is their king.

    • @charlieangelo3676
      @charlieangelo3676 5 лет назад +17

      @@godofyouall489 I agree with you. Trump is an ENTIRE idiot. Only people who really like and support him are racists and white nationalists...

    • @dcpack
      @dcpack 5 лет назад +33

      @@godofyouall489 Love seeing young spoiled children whine. Actually, he lowered MY taxes. So appropriate you labeled yourself as a "normal folk" (quotations yours) because it is a delusion.

  • @TZER0
    @TZER0 4 года назад +32

    3:23 *”BALD-HEADED! BALD-HEADED! BALD-HEADED!”*

  • @-Neo_Genesis-
    @-Neo_Genesis- 8 лет назад +545

    I'd rather vote for Hickory Nick than Clinton.

  • @OnThe23rd
    @OnThe23rd 8 лет назад +590

    This made more sense than the actual convention.

  • @deadeye851
    @deadeye851 8 лет назад +660

    Unfortunately, this version is less of a joke than the real DNC.

    • @clovie101
      @clovie101 8 лет назад +22

      Only thing missing to make it more of a joke Is a plagiarized speech

    • @dididiseko3111
      @dididiseko3111 8 лет назад

      +Ken Britton which speach

    • @Galactic123
      @Galactic123 8 лет назад +19

      But not as much of a joke as the RNC.

    • @pauljackowacko552
      @pauljackowacko552 8 лет назад +13

      +Thales880 Are those polls the same as Brexit being remain according to liberal media

    • @pauljackowacko552
      @pauljackowacko552 8 лет назад +4

      +Galactic123 RNC for jokes DNC for Cringe

  • @emilysundquist270
    @emilysundquist270 4 года назад +91

    "I can't drink when the guy who brings the water for everyone got all his clothes at the dump." 😂

  • @jaworskij
    @jaworskij 5 лет назад +209

    Hillary: Sometimes, the people that like to smoke the pot, use an Etch-a-Sketch.

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 4 года назад +4

      LilZebra Or in my case, an Apple Pencil

    • @b1akn3ss93
      @b1akn3ss93 3 года назад +8

      “As you know I’m tied to one of these people” (Cuts to bill)

  • @ericmercury4173
    @ericmercury4173 8 лет назад +96

    You know I got my mayonaise up on your face, DLLL RICET OW RICET OW! Signed my shoes at the mall. xD

  • @anxiousstacker7945
    @anxiousstacker7945 3 года назад +47

    Seriously, I can’t imagine them saying anything other than this. The words match their lips EXACTLY! It makes me want to watch both versions right next to each other because I refuse to believe they say anything but this.

  • @MidNightStudiosFilms
    @MidNightStudiosFilms 8 лет назад +1318

    This makes way more sense the the actual DNC.

    • @glennabraham2345
      @glennabraham2345 8 лет назад +15

      +Mandy That's funny because the RNC was waaaaay worse.

    • @glennabraham2345
      @glennabraham2345 8 лет назад +4

      +Mandy Thanks, Captain Obvious. Would've never guessed.

    • @glennabraham2345
      @glennabraham2345 8 лет назад +5

      +Mandy Are you name shaming? You're the rude one, child.

    • @glennabraham2345
      @glennabraham2345 8 лет назад +2

      +Mandy So you admit it? How dare you! I'm a doctor!

    • @user-jr2vh3mp3e
      @user-jr2vh3mp3e 8 лет назад

      Nice job copying other comments.

  • @92jwiener
    @92jwiener 8 лет назад +482

    Screw Clinton, screw Trump. Vote Hickory Nick! Hick Nick is my pick!

    • @ArgyleGroove
      @ArgyleGroove 8 лет назад +39

      Hickory Nick is the only person who can drink Koala venom and pass the Neverland test!

    • @Nic33rd
      @Nic33rd 8 лет назад

      +

    • @starrychloe
      @starrychloe 8 лет назад +4

      #ZombieHarambe2016

    • @DarkOps2442
      @DarkOps2442 8 лет назад +9

      I don't care if u hate Trump, u HAVE to vote for him! We canNOT let this CRAZY CORRUPT ELITIST become President! Hillary is the most corrupt person in the history of our GOV! And that is really saying something! PLEASE PEOPLE! DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH! Don't listen to the media telling u to hate Trump n love Hillary, don't u think there is something wrong with that? The same people who own the media own the banks she bailed out and are now her top campaign contributors...WTF!

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 8 лет назад +7

      Your complectogram is eubillicant and gave me toelingus.

  • @madelyndavenport295
    @madelyndavenport295 8 лет назад +164

    Hillary sees the balloons "wahaaaaaaah!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arianadonis4099
    @arianadonis4099 4 года назад +59

    That Alicia Keys piece had me dead lmafo

  • @deralmighty8011
    @deralmighty8011 6 лет назад +312

    What a eubillicant video.

    • @jamwither9847
      @jamwither9847 6 лет назад +12

      my friend Virgin Karen was diagnosed with toelingus last winter while watching wee wee world

    • @dinolarson6917
      @dinolarson6917 6 лет назад +4

      How did you know I had a billicant??

    • @wadeneufeld1
      @wadeneufeld1 6 лет назад +11

      Jam theWither. Did they check the complectogram of her toe?

    • @jamwither9847
      @jamwither9847 6 лет назад +1

      wade neufeld, oh i haven’t tried that

    • @aasyjepale5210
      @aasyjepale5210 5 лет назад

      an*

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 8 лет назад +209

    Goddamn, Bushes of Love is stuck in my head again.

    • @DRUCO316
      @DRUCO316 8 лет назад +4

      fuck me too

    • @UTU49
      @UTU49 8 лет назад +6

      Everyday I worry all day...

    • @SomeOrdinaryGooners
      @SomeOrdinaryGooners 8 лет назад +3

      back to haunt my mind for another few months!

    • @omaralghamdi9035
      @omaralghamdi9035 8 лет назад +4

      Sucks to be you, I don't even know that song hehehahaiha

    • @tricknfa
      @tricknfa 8 лет назад +5

      what r u doing with ur life?

  • @UndeadBanana
    @UndeadBanana 8 лет назад +839

    Hello everyone scrolling through the comments!

  • @bonafide9781
    @bonafide9781 8 лет назад +285

    Hondish
    Coddleship
    Eubillicant
    Respeciment
    Complectogram
    Toelingus

  • @janetownley
    @janetownley 7 лет назад +165

    "Sometimes people who smoke the pot like to use an Etch-a-Sketch. I'm tied to one of those people."

  • @totesme14
    @totesme14 8 лет назад +233

    "Sometimes people who like to smoke the pot use an etch-a-sketch. As you know, I'm tied to one of those people." LMAO That was beautiful

    • @sassy304
      @sassy304 8 лет назад +7

      I laughed so hard at that!

    • @farzadahmed2729
      @farzadahmed2729 8 лет назад +15

      The funniest part is that it cut to Bill Clinton.

    • @lospagnolofalso
      @lospagnolofalso 8 лет назад +3

      That was perfect! Especially considering Bill's reaction to the balloons.

    • @BeautyVixen1
      @BeautyVixen1 8 лет назад

      that part had me weak 😂😅

  • @AnnieWilson-dg3wj
    @AnnieWilson-dg3wj 7 лет назад +265

    "Wee wee world is not a kid show... I found that out the hard way..."

  • @rileyn.3883
    @rileyn.3883 8 лет назад +209

    DAMN IT. now i gotta listen to bushes of love again :)

    • @giannysbiz8673
      @giannysbiz8673 8 лет назад +7

      It's tradition

    • @seandenny3026
      @seandenny3026 8 лет назад +12

      No don't. I just realized Hillary is the thing waiting in the bushes.

    • @ian.645
      @ian.645 8 лет назад +1

      +Sean Denny it had a chicken head with duck feet, and a woman's face too

    • @NiGhTm4r389
      @NiGhTm4r389 8 лет назад +4

      Searched for this comment, wasn't disappointed

    • @Calebre_
      @Calebre_ 8 лет назад

      Same here it's my jam, is it yours?

  • @ChrisJohnson-pc3pd
    @ChrisJohnson-pc3pd 8 лет назад +191

    OMG 4.57.. awhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    • @MarioQuezada
      @MarioQuezada 8 лет назад +16

      4:57

    • @YuvonGrohiik
      @YuvonGrohiik 8 лет назад +19

      *When the extra chromosome kicks in*

    • @RipVDub
      @RipVDub 8 лет назад +7

      that was the demon trying to get out but...once again...couldn't make it

    • @ThisTall
      @ThisTall 8 лет назад +1

      They could do a marathon just on Hillary's secret seizures

    • @mr.marmot39
      @mr.marmot39 8 лет назад

      omg got my belly hurt

  • @JPDillon
    @JPDillon 4 года назад +27

    "See! I'm wearing my three hemp bracelets and just rappin' at ya. Fun times, right?"

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 3 года назад +2

      I threw a rock at a beaver’s nest ;)

  • @braydentaylor4639
    @braydentaylor4639 6 лет назад +134

    This video is eubillicant.

  • @chopinbloc
    @chopinbloc 8 лет назад +2910

    Makes about as much sense as anything they actually said.

    • @cheeneybop
      @cheeneybop 8 лет назад +40

      what they actually said was informative and full of great ideas. Not every brain is able to process difficult information so don't think you are alone.

    • @chopinbloc
      @chopinbloc 8 лет назад +122

      +Chesney31 lol, bless your heart.

    • @cheeneybop
      @cheeneybop 8 лет назад +6

      Good one

    • @raydosson2025
      @raydosson2025 8 лет назад +3

      very true

    • @beaker2000
      @beaker2000 8 лет назад +62

      IT makes more sense actually

  • @erinwickware8066
    @erinwickware8066 Год назад +26

    The "toelingus... that sounds nasty" part had me belly laughing so hard 🤣🤣

    • @evanstein3011
      @evanstein3011 Год назад +3

      It gets me how serious he looks when he says "Complectogram"

    • @xoxxobob61
      @xoxxobob61 Год назад

      Why does President Obama reciting words that aren't real makes me think they are when he says them?

    • @truthdweller3454
      @truthdweller3454 Год назад

      @@evanstein3011 Yep. Captures the pompous phony perfectly.

    • @wordup897
      @wordup897 Год назад

      @xoxxobob61 because he's a good bullshitter.

  • @Spenfen
    @Spenfen 7 лет назад +192

    This video was absolutely eubillicant.

  • @MsTenseiga
    @MsTenseiga 8 лет назад +277

    How the fuck did it take me until now to discover this channel!!! Instant sub, this is pure gold xD

  • @AtheistsGoneWild_Arthur
    @AtheistsGoneWild_Arthur 8 лет назад +315

    I'm Hillary Clinton and this is my DNC. I work here with my old Bill and my son, Big Bern. Every politician has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - You never know WHAT is gonna come through that email.

    • @Ericabbb
      @Ericabbb 8 лет назад +1

      Lol you watch Pawn Stars too?

    • @vantave9946
      @vantave9946 8 лет назад +2

      +Erica B. No, but I watch Porn stars.

    • @indianman1037
      @indianman1037 8 лет назад +4

      You never know what scandal is next

    • @avabranz694
      @avabranz694 8 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @kmeadows
      @kmeadows 8 лет назад

      I, too, have iFunny.

  • @hijack69
    @hijack69 4 года назад +5

    3:56 Hey remeber the time when I was President...how could you not? LMFAO

  • @econmachete
    @econmachete 8 лет назад +115

    Best part was Barack's fake words

    • @squizzlor
      @squizzlor 7 лет назад +3

      econmachete just straight up Dumbldored

    • @Esquinawatusi
      @Esquinawatusi 6 лет назад +2

      I know!! I was rolling!!

    • @force4973
      @force4973 6 лет назад +1

      complectogram

  • @gill426
    @gill426 7 лет назад +90

    Bwahahahaha, I totally lost it at that heartful "CHARMANDER, CHARMANDER, CHARMANDER!!!" ;D
    Honestly, it's awesome, especially how accurate the voices are made.
    My favourite part was Hillary talking about being tied to the pot-people who are using etch-a-sketches and then BAM! spot on Bill mumbling some shit completely stoned. ;D
    That could've been 100% accurate happening like that in real life and I would dig it!

  • @davidjensen5430
    @davidjensen5430 8 лет назад +206

    Still makes more sense than the real thing

  • @italianduded1161
    @italianduded1161 3 года назад +9

    1:52 that "BLEAH" killed me

  • @stevefelten1197
    @stevefelten1197 5 лет назад +146

    😂😂😂 People that smoke the pot use an etch and sketch, I'm tied to one of them.. Bill laughing like he's stoned...

    • @FRN2013
      @FRN2013 2 года назад +2

      "I smoke pot but I didn't inhale." -- Bill Clinton

  • @lordkrythic6246
    @lordkrythic6246 5 лет назад +234

    Dude. I legit want Eubillicant to mean something. That's incredible.

    • @doopliss6648
      @doopliss6648 4 года назад +13

      Complectogram is better.

    • @ChiefSmackahoLLC
      @ChiefSmackahoLLC 4 года назад +21

      Eubillicant means "expressing angry flavors"

    • @bho-lj1jk
      @bho-lj1jk 4 года назад +1

      But toelingus is better in the original Latin: pedal phalangelingus.

    • @2bleubird
      @2bleubird 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like a drug of some kind.

    • @lordkrythic6246
      @lordkrythic6246 4 года назад +5

      @@2bleubird
      As a game developer, Eubillicant is in the list of neat words for items that I want to add.

  • @youngbutternut5536
    @youngbutternut5536 5 лет назад +388

    Democrats should have run Hickory Nick.

  • @mr.octopus6972
    @mr.octopus6972 4 года назад +117

    Took me 5 minutes to figure out this was a bad lip reading. They say about the same crap in real life.

    • @chomo54andbabyaisha97
      @chomo54andbabyaisha97 4 года назад +2

      Watch this, then watch the press conference with Sarah Sanders

    • @pookpookpook88
      @pookpookpook88 4 года назад +2

      Thank you, i thought i was the only one.....hilarious.

  • @hellothere3371
    @hellothere3371 8 лет назад +180

    Every day I worry all day,

    • @themiguelodon7206
      @themiguelodon7206 8 лет назад +13

      bout what's waiting in the Bushes of Love

    • @fyredust960
      @fyredust960 8 лет назад +8

      Somethings waiting in the bushes for us

    • @jonnylomj7601
      @jonnylomj7601 8 лет назад +8

      There's something waiting in the bushes for us

    • @captainez4387
      @captainez4387 8 лет назад +4

      +jonny lomj something waiting in the bushes of love

    • @s0larsystemwolf
      @s0larsystemwolf 8 лет назад +15

      Hold me when I open like a flower, hold me right

  • @XxExocid3xX
    @XxExocid3xX 8 лет назад +186

    I'm dead at 4:56

    • @mattstanislen3165
      @mattstanislen3165 8 лет назад +12

      best fucking part hahahaha

    • @A.K.-
      @A.K.- 8 лет назад +4

      +James Mcnavery Definitely XD

    • @jackfilleyreviews4030
      @jackfilleyreviews4030 8 лет назад +1

      Liar, then how are you typing?

    • @xRobloxDudex
      @xRobloxDudex 8 лет назад

      He meant, he's laughing hard.

    • @marcmcspadyen8398
      @marcmcspadyen8398 8 лет назад +1

      +Jack Filley Reviews no offence or anything but you must be dumb as shit if you thought that

  • @yadayada5665
    @yadayada5665 5 лет назад +386

    Charmander, charmander, charmander.

    • @eirekraut9423
      @eirekraut9423 5 лет назад +19

      Bald headed! Bald headed! Bald headed!

    • @saph5461
      @saph5461 5 лет назад +11

      @@eirekraut9423 Feed the trombone! Feed the trombone!

    • @willbenton6419
      @willbenton6419 5 лет назад +4

      All 3 of those were hilarious!

    • @registeredhimbo
      @registeredhimbo 5 лет назад

      Natsuke, Natsuke, Natsuke

    • @AshHeaven
      @AshHeaven 4 года назад +3

      Nathaniel, Nathaniel Nathanial!