"INSPIRATIONAL HOLIDAY VIDEO" - A Bad Lip Reading of Joe Biden

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2022
  • President Biden delivers a moving heartfelt message during the holidays.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @baronboy123456789
    @baronboy123456789 Год назад +2512

    The fact that they put the hairy leg bit in as a blr but that is 100% real.

  • @D71219ONE
    @D71219ONE Год назад +3879

    I DIED when he quoted the hairy leg section word for word! 😂😂😂😂

    • @jazzernaut1989
      @jazzernaut1989 Год назад +364

      That was the best one! How many people who haven’t seen that real clip are just impressed and thinking, “Wow! That really looks like what he’s saying!”

    • @chrisstengren8995
      @chrisstengren8995 Год назад +246

      AND it didn’t seem out of place in a BLR video….you know the thing…..

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад +84

      I KNEW that had to be real. I watched twice to check - that was just too darn close!

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler Год назад +80

      O.O Seriously? Man, I kinda miss the days when Presidents only made occasional gaffes. It’s been a couple of administrations since then…

    • @stovis
      @stovis Год назад +28

      @@BeeWhistler Yeah, it's quite concerning.

  • @elliepuente6288
    @elliepuente6288 Год назад +429

    The old lady saying "Yas queen" and her laugh at 2:32...I'm in tears. Hilarious.

    • @thewalkingcuban
      @thewalkingcuban Год назад +12

      Yep. Busted out laughing on the crapper

    • @JesseTheGameDev
      @JesseTheGameDev 10 месяцев назад +7

      That took me out.

    • @xerveschex5761
      @xerveschex5761 9 месяцев назад +3

      I dunno. That emotion when he said "My brain formed a log for the first time!"

    • @xerveschex5761
      @xerveschex5761 9 месяцев назад

      3:01

    • @Futson3
      @Futson3 2 месяца назад

      Im crying laughing

  • @joshohio265
    @joshohio265 9 месяцев назад +34

    The pure genius at 3:51 is he actually said that it's not a bad lip reading. You're brilliant man

  • @anthonybucci9248
    @anthonybucci9248 Год назад +4259

    My favorite part by far is where he used his actual words

    • @meat-hook
      @meat-hook Год назад +135

      Isn't this just Joey verbatim? Just dubbed to clarify the mumbling.

    • @anthonybucci9248
      @anthonybucci9248 Год назад +13

      @@meat-hook Hghyeghhh

    • @anthonybucci9248
      @anthonybucci9248 Год назад +34

      @@meat-hook "You're a bad kitty Wayne". lol

    • @chadm4976
      @chadm4976 Год назад +112

      3:50 in case anyone was wondering

    • @matthewschwer6048
      @matthewschwer6048 Год назад +61

      Wait, are you telling me this wasn't all his actual words?

  • @sigspearthumb3249
    @sigspearthumb3249 Год назад +2095

    I love that they snuck in a genuine quote and it blended in seamlessly.

  • @BillMcLendon8888
    @BillMcLendon8888 Год назад +404

    This isn’t bad lip reading. This actually makes more sense than what comes out of his mouth normally. Thank you for translating.

  • @jaredneher
    @jaredneher Год назад +34

    "You can have the heroin, I want the PIZZA." 😄😄 gets me every time!

  • @CoreyFPiazza
    @CoreyFPiazza Год назад +990

    I love that a Bad Lip Reading video is getting fact checked by Wikipedia. There's just something wholesome about that.

    • @jimmyjohnson7249
      @jimmyjohnson7249 Год назад +19

      LMAO!

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Год назад +15

      @@andreal.p.7075 Yeah he did?

    • @johnfinch9407
      @johnfinch9407 Год назад +33

      Might as well fact check things that are supposed to be fake but are pretty much true.

    • @PongGod
      @PongGod Год назад

      @@andreal.p.7075 MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT IN HISTORY! 🤡🤡🤡

    • @garethleitner9547
      @garethleitner9547 Год назад +38

      Fetterman was the primary fact checker.

  • @AchyB0y123
    @AchyB0y123 Год назад +1520

    The fact that they have a “context” about the 2020 election 😂

    • @weareallrobertpaulson5193
      @weareallrobertpaulson5193 Год назад +86

      I'm wondering the same thing. I've seen this on a lot of videos lately that have nothing to do with elections or politics. Why..... Weird

    • @SilverDragonTV
      @SilverDragonTV Год назад +2

      @@weareallrobertpaulson5193 Just overzealous RUclips algorithms designed to crack down on ungood wrongthink. Can't be too careful.

    • @WeepingWillow422
      @WeepingWillow422 Год назад +64

      Right?! I saw that and was like why is this necessary?

    • @JacobDuby
      @JacobDuby Год назад +24

      I'm pretty sure it's automated, which is probably why it pops up in seemingly random places

    • @SilverDragonTV
      @SilverDragonTV Год назад +33

      @@JacobDuby Obviously it's automated. It's a machine-learning model based on a script somebody programmed.

  • @ElGibby
    @ElGibby Год назад +58

    ‘The hamster garden has 72 unmentionable carcasses’ I laughed myself silly and it took me a good 5-10 minutes before I could even write this. Well done, guys, well done. Whoever you are you’re true geniuses and you make the world a more joyful place 💜
    Also, EVERYBODY remembers Nicky the chicken. RIP. See, that’s why the potato duchess was sobbing. Such a sad loss to us all 😢

    • @thesisypheanjournal1271
      @thesisypheanjournal1271 9 месяцев назад +1

      For some reason "They're putting feathers on dinosaurs now and that's a problem for me" pops into my head at strange times.

    • @larissacrecco8173
      @larissacrecco8173 4 месяца назад +1

      😂 crying!! that part had me in tears too!

  • @BP-dc6ps
    @BP-dc6ps Год назад +36

    Hahaha I totally thought I was watching Bad Lip Readings, but it turned out to be 6 minutes of Joe speaking off the cuff 😂

  • @lorgin2003
    @lorgin2003 Год назад +348

    I love the fact that RUclips felt that this needed to be fact checked.

    • @MarkRiverbank
      @MarkRiverbank Год назад +84

      I’m terrified by the fact that half of Americans fall for that, and don’t see through the desperate attempt by big tech to propagandize a predetermined narrative.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel Год назад

      The Orwellian Trust and Safety "fact checkers" know you're a wrong-thinker and must be re-educated.
      The camps aren't quite ready yet.

    • @NemesisX94
      @NemesisX94 Год назад +17

      @@MarkRiverbank This 100%>

    • @judemartin6329
      @judemartin6329 Год назад +7

      @@MarkRiverbank ... it's a bad lip reading video

    • @mooseymcflurffycat3018
      @mooseymcflurffycat3018 Год назад +5

      @@MarkRiverbank you're overthinking the whole thing.

  • @andrewwhipple1507
    @andrewwhipple1507 Год назад +388

    He hasn't been this coherent in 10 years.

  • @bradleydahlgren6632
    @bradleydahlgren6632 Год назад +5

    "Yes queen....haaaaaa" 😂😂😂

  • @topazgriffinrider1585
    @topazgriffinrider1585 Год назад +25

    "I bleed suspense and lunchmeat" had me dying!🤣

  • @Eszentric
    @Eszentric Год назад +278

    Petting the turkey, "You're a nice dog, yeah. Are you a Labrador?" LMAO

  • @Pavewy
    @Pavewy Год назад +124

    3:51 LOL an actual quote, wasn't even a bad lip reading. Dude is straight up insane.

    • @muzzlevelocity4397
      @muzzlevelocity4397 Год назад +14

      It gets darker than that. They did not include the part in that speech where he says he has loved kids jumping onto his lap.

    • @bravegem7146
      @bravegem7146 Год назад +4

      Agreed🤣🤣

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 Год назад +7

      @@muzzlevelocity4397 or how he called black kids "roaches" is an old facial slur for.... Black children. Lol.

  • @leehartley3975
    @leehartley3975 9 месяцев назад +18

    1:00 telling the turkey “you’re a nice dog” is as about as accurate as it gets!
    😂

  • @KCDW83
    @KCDW83 Год назад +245

    Props for quoting him word for word about the leg hair. It fits perfectly.

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      @ATQofficial02.on.Tele-gram Год назад

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    • @Platinum_Squid
      @Platinum_Squid Год назад +3

      I had to look that up. I guess it made a little more sense in context? but still!

    • @jimbrown341
      @jimbrown341 Месяц назад

      @@Platinum_Squid "A little more sense". HAHA. Joe just randomly told people that story then finished it by saying "I love kids jumping on my lap" multiple times. Then we wonder why his own kids' nickname for Joe Biden is "pedo peter" his own daughter's diary said that Joe forced her to take showers with him at a very inappropriate age. The diary got into the hands of Project Veritas. Ashley Biden (Joe's daughter) is caught on audio calling Project Veritas demanding that they give back the diary to her or she threatened to get secret service involved. She proved the diary is authentic. That's our current President. What a freak show!

  • @iancampbell3960
    @iancampbell3960 Год назад +36

    "You are not wooden, so I wont forage you for wood then."
    Motivational quote of the century

    • @emr.8618
      @emr.8618 Год назад

      “So little boy be careful” 😂🤣

  • @knighthawk86855
    @knighthawk86855 Год назад +15

    It's amazing to watch how fast he can eat an ice cream cone, zero brain freeze, what does that tell you.

  • @hellradiolives
    @hellradiolives Год назад +1795

    Well Done, Bad Lip! Kudos for putting in that actual Biden quote that was just as insane as the Bad Lip versions, perhaps even more insane!

    • @baum6721
      @baum6721 Год назад +156

      These weren't all Biden quotes? It's almost like they're reading a transcript of one of his speeches.

    • @dumbdamage3988
      @dumbdamage3988 Год назад +49

      @3:50

    • @chrisprilloisebola
      @chrisprilloisebola Год назад +7

      @@baum6721 faxx

    • @hellradiolives
      @hellradiolives Год назад +6

      @@baum6721 it is definitely hard to believe. 😁

    • @danwolf307
      @danwolf307 Год назад +28

      @@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 and roaches!

  • @theamazingchannel470
    @theamazingchannel470 Год назад +139

    The fact that there's a whole segment where Biden's real-life speech blends in perfectly with BLR parody really says something.

    • @lizthedisjointedzebra692
      @lizthedisjointedzebra692 Год назад +19

      lol, they could make an entire BLR video of REAL quotes from Biden hahahah

    • @D71219ONE
      @D71219ONE Год назад

      @@lizthedisjointedzebra692 I need this to happen.
      Cornpop
      Rusty razor blades
      You know the thing
      TRUENDUDEROURPRESSURE!
      Listen here fat
      Basically any clip of Biden talking that isn’t HEAVILY edited by the White House.

  • @Extra_050
    @Extra_050 Год назад +7

    "The potato duchess just sobbed in her robe"
    Almost had me on the floor.

  • @KittenKartell
    @KittenKartell Год назад +11

    I’m dying laughing. All I hear is Will Ferrell’s voice in my head and I’m living for it.

    • @CuriousGoodsJessica
      @CuriousGoodsJessica Год назад +2

      Me too, I was searching the comments to see if anybody else thought so! 😅

  • @johnjames8414
    @johnjames8414 Год назад +803

    The fact they left in several things he actually said is amazing

    • @DaDa-kf4vp
      @DaDa-kf4vp Год назад +24

      I think it’s intentional, running cover for the president’s actual mental deterioration.

    • @ian0143
      @ian0143 Год назад +11

      ​@DaDa-kf4vp It's intentional to show his mental deterioration.

    • @DaDa-kf4vp
      @DaDa-kf4vp Год назад +3

      @@ian0143 that is self evident. Bad lip is known for making up fake vocals. They included real vocals so that folks would assume they were fake if they ever hear it elsewhere.

    • @odaydrums
      @odaydrums 11 месяцев назад +5

      Which ones were real ? Besides the leg one?

    • @tenpercentfordabigguy8550
      @tenpercentfordabigguy8550 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@DaDa-kf4vp That would not surprise me.

  • @Leescreativeart
    @Leescreativeart Год назад +2

    I honestly feel ANY SINGLE line here could or has been a real utterance out of this man.

  • @vKazak8165
    @vKazak8165 Год назад +66

    His most articulate speech yet! So inspirational, so brave!

  • @Game_Hero
    @Game_Hero Год назад +812

    "a bit of moose feces and a hint of revenge" would be such a good movie line.

    • @captainawesome4983
      @captainawesome4983 Год назад +7

      Absolutely 😂🤣 I can’t breathe 😭😂

    • @hbmento8102
      @hbmento8102 Год назад +9

      hmmm...feces and revenge...isn't that the plot to The Help?

    • @KaneMeter
      @KaneMeter Год назад +9

      Directed by Guy Richie

    • @Spoeism
      @Spoeism Год назад +6

      Speaking as a Canadian, I concur.

    • @stevenjohnson243
      @stevenjohnson243 Год назад +1

      and donuts

  • @courtneygrier2015
    @courtneygrier2015 Год назад +370

    Barely 20 seconds in and I died. "Got rabies? If you do then get outside and give it to other people."
    Amazing.

    • @savage9514
      @savage9514 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣 I love this warped group that appreciates what they do!!

    • @nathan4919
      @nathan4919 Год назад +3

      centipede bologna

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 Год назад +1

      Advice of the century. 👍

    • @teacherfromthejungles6671
      @teacherfromthejungles6671 Год назад +1

      that's how antivaxxers think the world works

    • @Berryations
      @Berryations Год назад +1

      The best is when they straight quoted him at 3:50

  • @Fakan
    @Fakan Год назад +4

    I love and appreciate that BLR are equal opportunity lip readers. Love this. ❤

  • @samuelspace101
    @samuelspace101 29 дней назад +1

    These are some really good audio recordings, cant wait for the bad lip reading to come out.

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 Год назад +21

    5:58 I love that the podium says "Welcome to the Finger Zone." It's details like this that make these videos so great.

  • @usexoticsltd
    @usexoticsltd Год назад +562

    That was hilarious. Someone should do a bad lip reading of it.

  • @neil754
    @neil754 7 месяцев назад +2

    "you're a bad kitty Wayne!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @gregbolton8716
    @gregbolton8716 Год назад +6

    😂you’re a bad kitty Wayne!! I haven’t laughed this hard in so long.

    • @neil754
      @neil754 7 месяцев назад

      The best part🤣🤣
      Prefect timing with the cat noises

  • @i-craftsdesign3175
    @i-craftsdesign3175 Год назад +427

    "Now they're putting feathers on dinosaurs and that bothers me." The only time I agree with Biden.

    • @brandielambright460
      @brandielambright460 Год назад +3

      😂🤣

    • @breeze7464
      @breeze7464 Год назад

      This is funny considering he has kept 80% of trumps policies. I find it hilarious at how willfully ignorant you people choose to be. 🤣😂

    • @knighter1209
      @knighter1209 Год назад

      @@breeze7464 im pretty sure biden is not putting kids in cages

    • @breeze7464
      @breeze7464 Год назад

      @@knighter1209 so I guess you're too stupid to understand what 80% means then? Jfc...

    • @knighter1209
      @knighter1209 Год назад

      @@breeze7464 but it's not 80% at all lmfao

  • @BlackGryph0n
    @BlackGryph0n Год назад +1101

    How is this MORE articulate than the things he actually says?! 😂

    • @PurplePh0enix
      @PurplePh0enix Год назад +17

      BlackGryph0n! Wow, can’t believe you are here! Hello!
      Also, I highly agree with you 😂

    • @shaquilleotmeal5179
      @shaquilleotmeal5179 Год назад +18

      That’s what I’m saying 😂

    • @Em22-wtf
      @Em22-wtf Год назад +21

      Lol, if someone took the Turkey petting part out & said it was him saying that, while petting the freakn turkey, Id have believed it! Who am I kidding, Id believe ANY of these clips if someone said Biden said this the other day, lol! We laugh, but its scary that this is the guy with 'the button' as they used to love to say about Trump

    • @lycanhd
      @lycanhd Год назад +9

      Same goes with Trump.

    • @TheCharleseye
      @TheCharleseye Год назад +35

      @@lycanhd Are you okay?

  • @tunneledbyvermin
    @tunneledbyvermin 3 месяца назад +2

    This bad lip reading over dub makes more sense than he has ever made in his entire presidency. Well done 👏

  • @user-ui9nd9ue4f
    @user-ui9nd9ue4f 3 месяца назад +1

    That's amazing, he is talking better and making more sense than normal.

  • @maryclark1049
    @maryclark1049 11 месяцев назад +1

    I about lost it have way through... "YEEEEE!!!!" And then the echo😂😂😂

  • @wrkhrvst
    @wrkhrvst Год назад +692

    Finally 6 minutes and 47 seconds in a row where he makes sense.

    • @jjeshop
      @jjeshop Год назад +10

      Wow, you're literally the first one to point that out! *Hard clap*

    • @brandor763
      @brandor763 Год назад +13

      @@jjeshop salt

    • @jjeshop
      @jjeshop Год назад +1

      @@brandor763 salt? Like butthurt? Not really. Biden won. He might be a Muppet, but he didn't lose. How am I "salt?"

    • @lawnmowerman5006
      @lawnmowerman5006 Год назад +14

      @@jjeshop lol so much salt!

    • @skidmoda
      @skidmoda Год назад +10

      ​@@jjeshop salt

  • @arabellanoneya3713
    @arabellanoneya3713 Год назад +115

    I love how you threw an actual Biden quote in there 😂😂😂😂

  • @MadMax00215
    @MadMax00215 Год назад +22

    Only two minutes in and he already makes more sense than anything he's said in real life.

  • @TheophilusTheThird
    @TheophilusTheThird Год назад +3

    The FACT that the leg hair one is ABSOLUTELY genuine is what makes this BLR Hall of Fame material, right here!!!

  • @finaoo1167
    @finaoo1167 Год назад

    One of the quotes is word-for-word real. What’s amazing is that, if you don’t know which one, it sounds every bit as crazy as the rest.

  • @ryang8040
    @ryang8040 Год назад +354

    The saddest part is at 3:50 because that isn't a bad lip reading, that is exactly what he said in reality.

    • @D71219ONE
      @D71219ONE Год назад +40

      It’s true. Cornpop was there as a witness.

    • @GenerallyGeneralLee
      @GenerallyGeneralLee Год назад +49

      If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    • @BestAuntieEver
      @BestAuntieEver Год назад +1

      It is indeed.

    • @hillvolfan
      @hillvolfan Год назад +19

      They could do another one without editing anything.

    • @1978tenpack
      @1978tenpack Год назад +3

      Keep telling yourself that 😂😂

  • @ARSZLB
    @ARSZLB Год назад +56

    "the hamster garden has 72 unmentionable carcasses" might be the best line in any BLR video thus far.

    • @jilln880
      @jilln880 Год назад +1

      Yes, that one really got me!

  • @vexedvirgo6950
    @vexedvirgo6950 Год назад +2

    I SAID, I gotta get the good banjo!! I. Am. DEAD!!! 😂😂😂

  • @d2vmusic
    @d2vmusic Год назад +1

    OMG the band names are too much, I can't stop laughing now! "Shower Doody" 😂😂😂

  • @jermartin771
    @jermartin771 Год назад +141

    The fact he actually repeated what Biden said about his "hairy legs" was priceless!!! Biden's creepy words spoke for themselves!

    • @glenncalzada1707
      @glenncalzada1707 Год назад +1

      That was actually Joe speaking.

    • @CeeStyleDj
      @CeeStyleDj Год назад +1

      @@glenncalzada1707 No, it was the voice actor

  • @mindstouchworlds808
    @mindstouchworlds808 Год назад +136

    Lmao I lost it when they snuck real dialogue in there.

  • @mattblake897
    @mattblake897 Год назад +2

    The fact that this channel makes them say the craziest, most outlandish things, and yet, didn't have to change any of the real words Biden actually said about the hairy legs was fantastic! A++++

  • @frankkoolosko4255
    @frankkoolosko4255 Год назад +1

    Absolutely genius using the actual words of the swimming pool incident, right in the middle of bad lip-reading

  • @CassTeaElle
    @CassTeaElle Год назад +45

    "My doctor's here, so I'll say squeak squawk. Squeak squawk!"
    That part had my husband and me laughing so hard we had to go back and watch it again. 😂 also, if I ever am testing a mic, I'm definitely going to say spectangle

  • @raymondsalazar7222
    @raymondsalazar7222 Год назад +498

    These are all things he could actually say

    • @cheetahtfk7274
      @cheetahtfk7274 Год назад +50

      The part about the leg hair IS something he actually said. Word for word 😂

    • @silasmos6862
      @silasmos6862 Год назад +2

      lmao well said that’s exactly what i was thinking 🤣🤣 this is not far off from he would actually say 🤣🤣

  • @keathflott3736
    @keathflott3736 Год назад +4

    This is the best thing ever!!!! 🤣 I have so many tears of laughter and joy! Thank you!

  • @jamestovar4584
    @jamestovar4584 11 месяцев назад

    This is the best documentary of Joe I've seen so far

  • @calebchristiansen7370
    @calebchristiansen7370 Год назад +235

    That is genius using the full clip of him talking about his hairy legs! It's not just him mouthing it!

    • @nicholastotoro7721
      @nicholastotoro7721 Год назад +39

      The scary (but sadly not surprising) part is the number of people in these comments who either had no idea he said it or had to check that it was even real… 🤣

    • @thebigdr
      @thebigdr Год назад +1

      @@nicholastotoro7721 I'm certain most of his voters never knew he said that, or they'd understand why we call him Pedo Joe.

    • @joeldawson4301
      @joeldawson4301 Год назад +7

      I thought that was the funniest part, it was so creepy .
      But, then I want hey, that is actually what he said so no bad lip reading required

    • @akkitty22
      @akkitty22 Год назад +2

      it fit perfectly

    • @EvanMantri
      @EvanMantri Год назад +3

      They should've gone a few seconds longer when he starts saying "I loves roaches jumping in my lap".
      Even more random-sounding words, but still his words.

  • @BladeRunner25463c
    @BladeRunner25463c Год назад +217

    I lost it at "you're a nice dog!"
    😂😂

  • @ce7624
    @ce7624 11 месяцев назад +1

    4:13 the Band name section is so funny! Now I wanna see Biden in a band called "ur girlfriend's jacket." It even has a double meaning with his shoulder patting.
    I also love 1:58

  • @lljaesungll
    @lljaesungll 3 месяца назад +1

    This is the most accurate lip reading ever!

  • @nicholasjasonlopez1264
    @nicholasjasonlopez1264 Год назад +72

    “It’s Turkey Day and you’re getting served centipede bologna.”
    I’d be content with this on my tombstone.

  • @theoreticalexercise
    @theoreticalexercise Год назад +309

    That leg quote about the kids in the pool is a REAL quote 😭😭😭

    • @TheOpethOfMastodon
      @TheOpethOfMastodon Год назад +17

      ​@@_Meng_Lan He actually did say that, back when he was running for office.

    • @erikkovacs3097
      @erikkovacs3097 Год назад +8

      ​@@TheOpethOfMastodon That's how he got my vote! Of course, I do have a hairy leg fetish so maybe that had something to do with it?

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Год назад +7

      @@erikkovacs3097 i found out recently that when you say something, it can never be unsaid.

    • @silverbubbles83able
      @silverbubbles83able Год назад

      Yes 😂

    • @jcbrowniii
      @jcbrowniii 11 месяцев назад +1

      Omgosh

  • @handsomefatboy
    @handsomefatboy 6 месяцев назад +1

    3:50 using his actual quote was too perfect 😂😂

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 7 месяцев назад +1

    Puts on sunglasses: "Hey, where'd you go?" LOL!!

  • @IamRTurner
    @IamRTurner Год назад +13

    I love that RUclips felt a wikipedia article about the 2020 election was necessary to provide context to this! I also love how you guys slipped in actual things he has said that sound even crazier than the silly dubs!

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE Год назад +1

      I thought the *same* thing! 😂
      Surprised enough, that I checked to see if it was also on the 2020 Trump BLR! lol
      _(it was not)_

  • @stevel8862
    @stevel8862 Год назад +10

    Idk why but the “yes, Queen. Mwahhhhhha!” part had me rolling lol

  • @thebroskie7976
    @thebroskie7976 Год назад +1

    This is genuine Joe Biden commentary

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 Год назад

    🫢🫢🤭 I have never loved BLR more than I do right now.
    Thank you for leaving in several of his actual quotes. Biden writes his own BLR lines.

  • @Figgy5119
    @Figgy5119 Год назад +68

    There were so many good lines in this one. For some reason the "you're not wooden? So I will not forage you for wood then" got me the most

  • @chrisraymond4804
    @chrisraymond4804 Год назад +61

    The fact you used an actual quote makes this so much better. Bravo

  • @anthonydavid5121
    @anthonydavid5121 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'm howling with laughter. This is over the top hilarious. I LOVE IT

  • @LoVeAmBiEnT
    @LoVeAmBiEnT Год назад +4

    Absolutely my favorite channel. Your creativity is amazing. Funny af

  • @badmojo79
    @badmojo79 Год назад +171

    What's even funnier is the fact that he could have said any of this at any time and people would still be like... that's ok, it just fine.

    • @AnonYmous-mw5lc
      @AnonYmous-mw5lc Год назад +16

      and the media wouldn't ever question it

    • @Mark-bi5ti
      @Mark-bi5ti Год назад +10

      The leg hair part was all his own real words😂

    • @rageonyx
      @rageonyx Год назад +6

      the part at 3:50 about the hair - he really did say that. Word for word.

    • @BoogieBoogsForever
      @BoogieBoogsForever Год назад +6

      I mean compared to the last guy, yeah, we'll take any old gobbledeegook.
      I'll take simple grandpa over fascist narcissist any day.

    • @scotsman6712
      @scotsman6712 Год назад

      @@BoogieBoogsForever it's obvious that you don't know what facist means.'your' opinion about DJT is clearly the result of repeatedly hearing the 'news' tell you what to think

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 Год назад +127

    "You're a nice dog." X'D I actually almost choked laugh-coughing. Thanks for almost killing me, BLR.

    • @TheNightSpy
      @TheNightSpy Год назад +2

      made me think of jelloapocalypse playing pokemon xd where he calls everything a dog 😆

    • @gonefishn5138
      @gonefishn5138 Год назад

      The weirdest thing is I uttered those exact words when he pardoned that turkey. Lol

  • @belzorahollow3888
    @belzorahollow3888 9 месяцев назад +1

    "I bleed suspense & lunchmeat" 🤣

  • @jasoncorkran6169
    @jasoncorkran6169 Год назад

    The hairy leg quote was perfection!

  • @jst7714
    @jst7714 Год назад +15

    “Hairy legs” is all time top quote from real life Joe, my other personal favorite is when he said if someone was a quartermaster in the Army that could “manage the second floor ladies clothing in a department store”.

  • @jimbobullen7011
    @jimbobullen7011 Год назад +231

    Was it even lip dubbed
    It was so realistic

  • @jamiejudd7146
    @jamiejudd7146 Год назад +1

    Lmfao the hairy leg! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was REAL lip reading there, for anyone who didn't know that!

  • @fiwebster9814
    @fiwebster9814 2 месяца назад +1

    "The hamster garden has 72 unmentionable carcasses" is the most uplifting thing I've ever heard. I feel so much better.

  • @NeoDraven757
    @NeoDraven757 Год назад +8

    Wayne the Bad Kitty is the new name of my band. I don't care. Nothing is more metal than that.
    I also love love love the fact that they didn't edit a single word when Brandon was talking about his leg hairs. It was a literal verbatim quote. SOUNDED like something that would come from this channel, but, nah. That was something this child-sniffer actually said. And they played it straight. I applauded out loud.
    You can't improve upon perfection.

  • @danielbraud1427
    @danielbraud1427 Год назад +424

    This is making more sense than when Joe talks in real life.

    • @BoomyNation
      @BoomyNation Год назад +15

      Truth

    • @octopods1822
      @octopods1822 Год назад +14

      As opposed to " bigly" and saying the word " very" 400 times?

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath Год назад +29

      @@octopods1822 Haha, so defensive

    • @TrashPanda5150
      @TrashPanda5150 Год назад +3

      So true

    • @31emxof
      @31emxof Год назад

      Not unlike two out the last three presidents. Must just come with the territory of being a bit old, a bit out of touch, and always in the spotlight.

  • @towardcivicliteracy
    @towardcivicliteracy Год назад

    BLR: Making a hundred times better sense of what politicians say and think than they do.

  • @Eszentric
    @Eszentric Год назад +2

    Thanks!

  • @coloredCYANIDE
    @coloredCYANIDE Год назад +657

    I audibly lold in public at “you have the same haircut as a fetus” BLR does NOT let down 😂

    • @chaitea3161
      @chaitea3161 Год назад +4

      that got me too! im laughing so hard im crying and my dog looks at me like im crazy! 🤣🤣

    • @acb9896
      @acb9896 Год назад +1

      Wouldn't that be 'Ldol'?
      ...if it wasn't so stupid for an adult to write, grammatically incorrect and not an actual word.

    • @coloredCYANIDE
      @coloredCYANIDE Год назад +2

      @@acb9896 if you’re confusing an anthropologist, seeing this video and then reading this hundreds of years in the future you’re living your best life as I see it. I ldol too

    • @dansneigoskimusic1309
      @dansneigoskimusic1309 Год назад +8

      @@chaitea3161 that's a nice dog... is it a Labrador?

    • @Archon_of_Freedom_
      @Archon_of_Freedom_ Год назад

      That one had me rolling lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MinisterofTinyHeads
    @MinisterofTinyHeads Год назад +26

    "Ya know, we celebrate that Elvis had such a big throat.. yet the food that went down it?"
    Had me gasping 🤣

  • @sumirunihon
    @sumirunihon Год назад +1

    "I want you to touch me so I can sense something" i felt that that 😔

  • @DJD11920
    @DJD11920 Год назад +1

    “Destitute Billionaires” would make a great band name

  • @user-eh9uy3cr2p
    @user-eh9uy3cr2p Год назад +97

    Somehow way more coherent than what normally comes out of his mouth.

  • @Megan-gl4zz
    @Megan-gl4zz Год назад +90

    I laughed so freaking hard at the fact that this is labeled with election context 🤣😂

    • @muzzlevelocity4397
      @muzzlevelocity4397 Год назад +14

      I mocked YT so hard about that that they scrubbed the comment, then I mocked them for scrubbing it! ROFL!

    • @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
      @gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 Год назад +5

      @@muzzlevelocity4397 lol CensorTube is good at that.

    • @thevladfather
      @thevladfather Год назад +3

      As did I!!
      We need to remind everyone that this old man received the most votes in any presidential election.
      Ever.

    • @tribalismblindsthembutnoty124
      @tribalismblindsthembutnoty124 Год назад +6

      I simply clicked the three dots, pressed 'send feedback' and told them that wikipedia is not a good source

  • @markburris9280
    @markburris9280 Год назад +65

    Honestly, he doesn't need a bad lip reading. These are all things he'd say anyway.

    • @deadmandirector3
      @deadmandirector3 5 месяцев назад

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @neilcleary5706
    @neilcleary5706 Год назад

    I'm I enough loud? Spectangle spectangle!! Fuckin killed me. Well done guys. Brilliant as always.

  • @skookum112
    @skookum112 Год назад +55

    The hairy legs part was priceless. Would have been hard to top his actual words there 😅

    • @edmunddonnelly3881
      @edmunddonnelly3881 Год назад +4

      I've heard the actual recording about 20 times, and I have no idea what he was talking about😂

  • @davidandcookie7648
    @davidandcookie7648 Год назад +785

    "My brain formed a log for the first time!"
    This isn't a bad lip reading. He actually said this. 😁

    • @tracysee8549
      @tracysee8549 Год назад +89

      He also really said the stuff about his hairy legs in the pool.

    • @jordophills1169
      @jordophills1169 Год назад +55

      I don't think any of these are bad lip reading this is legit the kind of nonsense he already spits out.😂

    • @Shayesbel87
      @Shayesbel87 Год назад +24

      I was just saying this isn’t too far off 😂😂

    • @jmlivin1861
      @jmlivin1861 Год назад

      Clearly u do t watch Trump he’s way way worse

    • @sorryforlatmig7962
      @sorryforlatmig7962 Год назад

      @@tracysee8549 blr plagiarized biden

  • @thefriesens1071
    @thefriesens1071 11 месяцев назад +1

    Finally I understand him! Thanks blr!

    • @lycanhd
      @lycanhd 11 месяцев назад

      BDS

  • @jjking1016
    @jjking1016 Год назад +9

    I died when he started laughing 😂

  • @drskelebone
    @drskelebone Год назад +258

    "I mean, you can have the heroin! I want the PIZZA!" is wonderful. :)

    • @Game_Hero
      @Game_Hero Год назад +5

      Pizza ftw!

    • @CatLady19-96
      @CatLady19-96 Год назад +4

      Also my favorite part 😂😂😂😂

    • @williamrayburn5314
      @williamrayburn5314 Год назад +3

      That one got me too ...I want the Peet-Zuh! 😂

    • @citronschannel5823
      @citronschannel5823 Год назад +17

      This was quoting a conversation between Joe and Hunter

    • @jackndew2
      @jackndew2 Год назад +3

      Wow! I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he actually said that behind closed doors in clandestine meetings.