"RETURN OF THE JEDI: A Bad Lip Reading"
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- Опубликовано: 15 дек 2015
- Ben criticizes Luke's taste in music. Jabba redecorates. Maya Rudolph, Bill Hader, and Jack Black guest.
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"My emotional state... really isn't the greatest" HAHAHAHA
Haha definitely the best part
+NickB33 This was going to be my EXACT comment!! hahahaha!
+NickB33 too funny!
+NickB33 Well, the poor chancellor has a lot on her plate...
She sounds like she's heavily medicated lmao
The difference between the light side and the dark side of the Force:
The light side gives you a 15 second warning before force choking you.
And the Dark Side?
the dark side is a bit kinkier
I like Dookie Buttons...
Anna Grace Gainey The Dark Side doesn’t acknowledge your shoes
@@christiangibbs1482 That part was funny! 😆 😁 😂 🤣 😄
The fact that c3po’s voice actor is Indian makes everything 100x better
@@craigberkowitz7493 🤣🤣 I didn't even think of that
@@craigberkowitz7493 they suck with tech support
@@craigberkowitz7493 I didn’t ask u too
I agree with you 😂 lol
@@craigberkowitz7493 maybe you're overthinking it
“I want to learn magic!”
“Wait, don’t shoot me in the hiney!”
“Quick, teach me a spell.”
“Roshotatahahachoshotakaiya!”
“Chewie, write that down.”
“Ahhhhhhh okayyyyyy.”
Hahahahaha 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😍😅😅😅😅😅
That part killed my 😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
love that Chewie is looking around as if saying "WITH WHAT" lmao
And Vader is none other than jack black
I lost it at Admiral Ackbar.
Ikr
+AustinTheWeird123 plop plop plop YOU KNOW?
Doc James Burton I... I don't think so...
+Doc James Burton Looks like no. Sorry bud, you'll have to keep searching.
+AustinTheWeird123 yeah, it was a comedy trap.
"So wach y'all waaaahhn"
"Say what now what now?"
I cracked up at that, I couldn't stop laughing afterwards
+Marcus Davey same hahaha
+Nazgul0984 It's the look on his face, he looks like he's floating up to them totally stoned.
+AtenRa yeah hahaha
"Dang, this is sharp right here"
Luke is really offended by his Father not acknowledging his shoes.
I think you mean his feather, xD
@@wut5910 he spelt it right, you spelt it wrong you said "Feather" of a bird lol.
Or not
Idk lol.
Luke in canon would legit tho
“FYI all you single guys, my emotional stage isn’t the greatest”
“Hmmm Hottie”
*bubble noises* “yAh KnOw”
My goodness her neck is long
Fidgety Lamb right?!?? 😂😂
It's "haughty".
lessevdoolbretsim eh I like my awful spelling better but ty
@@lacixiv
I hear things wrong all the time, so.....
"BABY? YOU WANT SOME OF THESE GRITS BEFORE YOU GO??"
oh thats a horrible french accent!
I'm not doing an accent
+Charlotte Kim My favorite part.
+Charlotte Kim dem likes doe >:D
"My feather isn't actually authentic, it's plastic cheese" 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂
"Well hello to you too, Creepy McNightmare
Ean Michael Sudholtz OMG I LOVED THAT PART
Ean Michael Sudholtz say what now what now!?
Everyone's reaction to Photoshop Flowey
Daaaaannnngggg, this sharp right here!
Please, do not touch me. STRANGER DANGER!STRANGER DANGER!
“Luke, I have your feather.”
“Nooooooooooo.”
“No.. I HAVE Your feather!”
“No, NO, NOOOOO thats not true! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!”
@@Bluemantopvids Search in your pillow you know it to be true!
"My feather isn't actually authentic. It's, um, plastic cheese."
I'm dying
"Stranger danger, stranger danger!"
"He kinda has this thing for horrifying things touching him."
I love your pfp
LETS DANCE!
LETS DANCE!
LET'S DANCE!
OOF
"I gotta go"
"Go where?"
"Everywhere you don't"
You'd be surprised how often women say that.
An all too familiar occurrence =(
Daaaaaamn that burn.
"All these steps to go somewhere and I could just not walk and be farther "
Logic
I was so hyped when Deadwater Gaming referenced this line
Poetry
Church
It sounds like something your toddler would say thinking they are super smart, lol
"I've gotta go..."
"Go where?"
"Everywhere you don't."
That is pure art.
Darth Vader's lips didn't quite match his words.
omenoid you don't say
omenoid that's cause he is wearing a mask
Chelsea Heineman Good work Sherlock Holmes! We will hire you again.
No, it's because he talks with his butt. He wears the mask out of terrible shame and embarassment, but without his ass he's powerless.
omenoid FYI darth vader doesn't have lips you dummy
Prequels Bad lip reading?
Brotherhooded - YES!!
Owen Adam I can't agree with you on every aspect of that. Though you don't think a Bad Lip Reading would be good for the prequels? xD
Brotherhooded Even though the prequals suck it'll probably still be funny though.
Brotherhooded I just discovered this channel. I'm hooked.
!igg
"In 15 seconds i'm gonna try to choke ya. You'd better run."
It's the genuinity that he says it with that makes it so good.
I love how Luke comes out of nowhere with crap like: "I can teach you the turkey trot."
“I bet ya’d like a girlfriend, wouldn’t ya” - Palpatine, a caring listener.
Palpatine and Vader are probably the two craziest people in this whole star wars series.
sombody needs a nap
@@audreycasper1573 naaaaaaaasaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
How luke met mara jade
The Dark Side of the Force is pathway to many abilities that are considered useless ~ Palpatine, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
“ My feather is actually not authentic... it’s plastic cheese”
“ Uh I got to go... “
“ Where? “
“ Everywhere you don’t “
😂 trying to make conversation with your crush
There siblings ding dong
They're siblings ding dong
@@meganlong2835.
they aren't saying Luke and Leia like each other, they're saying that's like how it is when talking to a crush... that's what it feels like...
@@koka_pepsi r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshhhhh
That's his sister, stoopid
that rattling sound from the saber - makes such a difference to that scene
I could no longer hold back the laughter at Admiral Ackbar.
gurlgenius11 Solos reaction 🤣
@@elijahknapp727 Implies, that he understood the squid language and it was a super dirty joke, that absolutely traumatised him. So good.
LEIA: "Uhmmmm....I've gotta go."
LUKE: "Go where?"
LEIA: "Everywhere you don't."
Rufus of UFOMG! Lol...sounds like a conversation with my crush
Damn, sick burn.
"My emotional state... really isn't the greatest." - that's all I could think about when she showed up in Rogue One.
Now every time I watch one of the scenes that are in a bad lip reading, I can't stop thinking about it. "I could fart on you!" "Yea well if you did you'd mess up stuff." XD
I'm offended. As a woman, I have to seriously question, why the republic's side has so many M&Ms (menopausal maniacs) in high positions.
I mean, if you add single mom Holdo and her squad of high school teacher rejects to this, it's pretty obvious, that there's something wrong with their hiring practices, when it comes to us ladies. There should be at least one aside from Leia, who talks like a human being - or is that the point I'm missing?
All the republic's female workers are either aliens or robots? Being a glitchy robot would at least explain Holdo's complete idiocy and Tico's bipolar mood swings.
Her face does exactly fit what they have her saying to.
6:40
Darth Vader: "And she's never coming back."
Darth Sidious: "She is!"
Me: Obviously she came back because we got Rey.
E M dude watch the thearory
"He just needs to take a nap he'll be fine when he wakes up" coincidence? I think not
Rey is his granddaughter.
I wish she'd stayed away then. But it doesn't surprise me, that Rey's father was the result of a toxic space wizard relationship. He probably picked a girl similar to his mom, which explains the result of them breeding... They should have been neutered.
@E M unfortunately
I love how Admiral Ackbar just makes bubble sounds 😂
Yah know?!
My mom kept saying, it's ok to swear, if you use a language, that nobody in the room understands. That's probably what was going on there; but Han understood.
Also: Bendan means idiot in Chinese. You're welcome.
"Now you owe me a pet gerbil, twenty red ferns and an old megaphone! And 17 frogs!"
Wow, Jabba's been eating lots of Han's stuff.
Looks like Jabba collected on Han for that lost spice
Evidently it wasn't enough for Han to be frozen to pay off Jabba.
So that Megaphone is how Jabba announces his presence so prominently, then?
@@101Volts Well now that you mention it...
The perfect distraction from studying
+Christopher La Grange Exactly
literally what I'm doing right now
+Christopher La Grange I actually have an extra hour in the morning, but still. XD
+Christopher La Grange yea , and got a week full of exams in here (india) before the movie releases on dec 25
+mathav raj WHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT????????????????????????????????????????????????? IT IS RELEASED TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Stair People: "Taking the stairs is good for you!"
Elevator People: 4:50
LMAOO
lol clever
I love how Vader apologizes for cutting Luke's hand off, and then Palpatine apologizes for shocking him with lightning
luke:how did my father die?
obi wan: he was bad at playing the floor is lava
Ngô Hà
lol love it!
That went to deep
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground I have the high ground!
I get it😂
Nah, man, some chicken duck woman thing tore his face...
49 times...
It's also waiting in the bushes of love
"ahh, in 15 seconds ... I'm gonna try to choke ya, i would run" lmao
I loved this part! :-)
Best line! lol
Lukes like 'Bruh, ya really gonna do dat?'
my fav line lol
Gets me all the time
The fact that Vader looks at Luke after he said, "I'll serve her coffee and soybeans.", has me dying xD
5:39
This segment had me dying, I think it’s the best lipreading I’ve seen personally
The funny thing is that I just approached that part once I found your comment
"Uh, in fifteen seconds, I'm gonna try to choke ya. I would run..."
I'm SO gonna say that to someone who keeps bothering me. XD
same
+AnakinSkywalkerFan You were the chosen one. It was said you destroy the sith, not join them. Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.
+AnakinSkywalkerFan my yonger self
One of the funniest lines. lmao
I like Dukey buttons
Tbh the guy voicing Han is doing a pretty bomb impression of Harrison Ford.
I was thinking that! I was like, how is, what, how
They got jack black to do Darth Vader, why not get Harrison ford to do his own character?
McTheMan There's a very big and important difference between Jack Black and Harrison Ford. What you say only makes sense if they got James Earl Jones to voice Vader.
Tbqh I don't care that much about Jack Black being in these videos. I dont know if he had influence on the script, but Vader's jokes are the weakest and I dont feel the videos would have lost anything from not having him in it.
+aypierre I agree.
+aypierre I like JB but his segments were definitely the weakest for me too.
the dislikes are just the people who didn't learn the turkey trot
Or they’re just cranky because they didn’t get their snoozleberries
"Well hello to you too, Creepy-Mc-Nightmare" Best line ever!
+Gonk droid #0923 Hmm I heard it as creepy nook nightmare like some horrifying pink thing you'd find in nooks and crannies, or tucked away in a hermaphrodite's pants 🤣🤣
"Chewie, write that down, alright?"
"Uhh...ok"
Loved that one.
My newest pick up line:
"Steal my gravy?"
Dude that’s a pickup line only real players
Kek
*kenkie * I read this right as she said it
You don’t need a pick up line, emperor palpatine will find you a girlfriend!
Mine is "I'm not a Mexican potato"
2:59 will always be my favorite part combined with Han's face at 3:06
"Let's dAnCe!"
- Bib Fortuna
He is one of the funniest guys in this one 😂
"Hey man do that thang!"
"DOO-OOO-OOO-OOOOOO"
LOL
I'm surprised there are not more comments referencing this part lol
My 9 year old son does a great impression of this part, cracks me up every time!
I gotta make a ringtone out of this 👍🏼👍🏼
+Raphael Tobar wish is it was part of the movie :(
+Raphael Tobar Ha ha ha haa Do it again, it's crazy
LMAO xD I nearly died of laughter!
Bahahahaha!!!! "FYI, all you single guys... My emotional state, really isn't the greatest.."
I love that part too and say what now, what now.
+Abigail Jenny MMM... Hottie...
+Abigail Jenny I laughed so hard at that part
It was AMAZING!!! HAHA!! :P Her expression, voice, everything! On POINT! ;P
+Abigail Jenny best thing ever, lmao
"i can teach you the turkey trot, but i'm not a dance instructor, k? i'm just a guy......" *heavy breathing*
it doesn't matter how much i watch this that will always crack me up lmao
Darth vader: Okey, your never gonna work out and shes never comming back...
Palpatine: mmmm she iiiiiiis!!!!
Darth Vader: OK, somebody needs a nap. Here we go, Mr Fancy Pants. I'm sorry, this happens every time he stays up past 8
I laughed so hard at that!
So basically palpatine is a baby and the reactor shaft is his crib?
@@InnerOutrider I think he said cranky pants
"I'm just a guy..."
*heavy breathing*
Oh wow, it sounded like there was more to this story
***** I'll feed her coffee and soy beans.
+DishonoredHero97 eww yaaak eughh...find your girlfriend on your own.
Okay. Your never going to work out, and she's never coming back XD
+Max Brackbill OK somebody needs a nap up you here you go sorry this always happens to after he stays up past 8 just give him a little nap nap and he'll be a lot better in the morning
"All these steps to go somewhere and I could just not walk and be farther. " Haha love that
+Doctor Whooves Awesome line
Sammy I know right
Doctor Whooves
What does it mean though?
+Johnny Boy I think it's sort of implying that they're going in circles.
+Doctor Whooves
Great Jedi wisdom
6:06 is the greatest!! "Sounded like there was more to the story" 🤣😂
6:49
"okay somebody needs a nap"
*throws off bridge thing*
🤣😂
freakin indian C3PO and little girl R2-D2! XD
Wasn't r2d2 a little boy?
+Katzen4u I mean I guess that would be right...he just sounds like a little girl to me haha
+Megan I would watch a movie about those two on their own.
R2-D2 was the voice of the robot in 'Robot Boy' which was a TV show.
+Megan You should check out the movie Short Circuit,that's where they got the idea from for C3PO
Honestly, the funniest part for me was totally the "Darth Sidius killing you with lightning is just a temper tantrum, happens every time he stays up past 8"
"He'll be a lot better in the morning"
Well, that is true, because he'll have been atomized.
*Laughs in rise of Skywalker plot making no sense*
The emperor saying "comin' atcha" is such a small joke that really gets to me
I gotta go
go where
everywhere you don't
wow, leia... don't judge his feather just because it's plastic cheese. that's not cool.
You're a gorgeous Star-Wars loving BLR fan, thank you for making this world a better place. Also,
Jabba: Tada! How do you like my new curtain?
Haha you're welcome. XD And thank you
"LETS DANCE!"
+Larson Mandeville *what do you think of my new curtains
+Emily Berry She'll be back when she needs to borrow money.
Lol Women are just cruel sometimes lolol
"Dude I want to learn magic!"
"Don't shoot me in the high knee!"
"Teach me a spell!"
"Raggejhwbshshhgacjaa!"
"Chewing write that down!"
"Ummm, okayyyy"
It's hiney. Means butt
"Chewing"
Hiney*
*Chewey. FFS don't u know anything about star wars
Heinie*
"I am going to walk. Away. And then I will droop doooown."
Jabba: "Ta-da! Han, what do you think of my new curtains?"
LOL 😂
"blup blup blup blup blup blup blup blup...you know?"
don't judge me that bit had me laughing more than iv done in a month
That part almost killed me from laughter
It made me howl with laughter 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
666 likes lol
LMFAO....I agree with everything Admiral Ackbar said.
Mark Geilim I know
*pop bop plop bop blop* ya know?
Leia's face after that.
Rick and morty
Admiral Ackbar is the outerspace ISIS CATFISH
"Baby do you want some of these grits before you go?!"
3:27
"Where's the sink?"
Why does that fit so perfectly?
Stranger Danger, STRANGER DANGER!!!
And then...
LETS DANCE!!?!!!!!
He kinda has this thing about horrifying creatures touching him
Let's dance
Weird stick?
The log's child?
MY STICK???
😂😂😂😂😂....as soon as ackbar opened his gob...thats it...pissed myself.
mohanicus rather unexpected, it was hahaha
yeah truth be told, i was laughing so hard at that. Kinda racist that the Mon Calamari were not equals. Btw im gonna re-post that as a ringtone :)))
mohanicus ackbar and the guy who's name I forget, but the one Lando is talking to in the millennium falcon
pop popop pop popopopop pop pop.. you know.
mohanicus yeeeeeeee
"Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop, Yah know"
So relatable
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!! Best comment!
I lost it
Ah isn't the language of the Mon Clamari so beautiful?
So that’s why Palpatine became evil. He’s trying to win back his ex girlfriend. It all makes sense now!
Can I just have Jack black voice all of Vader's scenes in every movie
Ikr
"My feather.... Actually wasn't authentic... It was like... Plastic cheese" 😂
Leia: umm I have to go. Luke: where? Leia: everywhere you don't
+Bemmaloo sounds like velveta cheese
+Bemmaloo Press "6" while playing the video
+RPG Magnet Press 8, It's Way More Funny XD
I Can Teach You The Turkey Trot !!!!!
"All these steps to go somewhere, and I could just not walk and be farther."
i would wear that on a t shirt
“All these steps to go somewhere and I could just not walk and be farther” best line
I'd love to see a full length version of these
“I’ll serve her coffee and soybeans.”
“Ewwwww yuck, find your girlfriend on your own.”
2:25, " Ah... in 15 seconds I'm gonna try to choke ya. I would run."
Words for life...
So funny
Sums up a particular game quite well.
“ARRRRG! Who wants ICE CREAM?”
PencilJar no? Not even that guy?
That was the ice cream pirate! Come on people.
"All these steps to go somewhere and I could just not walk and be farther"
That's pretty profound.
"We have a message for that big slug... guy... thing."
"Dude, that is so rude!"
"NO, it's a perfectly good description of his body!"
Already funny in 28 seconds.
STRANGER DANGER!
Bee Bloopers funny
and it only gets better
sooo whatyallwants?
"Well hello to you too, Creepy McNightmare"..
lol R2 with "stranger danger, stranger danger".
4:58 my wife’s reaction when I don’t “notice anything different” about her
Say WHAT NAH WHAT NOW? I'M DEAD!
"All these steps to go somewhere and I could just not walk and be farther." That's actually pretty deep for a Bad Lip Reading
+TheRectorscale Awesome line. Don't really get it though
+TheRectorscale I'm gonna write that into a song.
" He does this every time he stays up past 8:00" 😂😂😂
General_Luca 666 but the vid is only 7:36 long Trolololololol
sam8404 he wasn't talking about the vid time
lightingdj YA DON'T SAY...
LuCa LePoRe721 it's letirly 8 right now 😂 for me
0:14 creepy mc nightmare
2:02 Magic Spell
3:00 fish Language
5:40 EOEOEO
2:25 Obi Wan's Force Choke
2:52 is the most perfect bad lip reading ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That "Don't shoot me in the heini" part killed me!
And the spell: R'SHOTTA TA HA HA CH SHOTA KAIYA!
Good lord, I'm dying from laughter here! XD
"Stranger danger! Stranger danger!"😂😂
Becca Rose dat cracked me up
1:33 still gets me to this day XD
The nap line really works now with Rise of skywalker 😂
When my brother showed this to me, his wife, her brother, and our other brother, we laughed so hard at "So whatch' y'all wan'?" that we rewound it and made our dad come in and watch it lol
@Bunnyshooter 223 right?? Bill Hader is just perfect.
who voice Chewie???
@Bunnyshooter 223 who Kim Kardashian?
Familial resemblance?
@@MLIrons ...how often has a Kardashians rearhole's hair been seen to resemble a Wookies buttlocks or ring-fringe?
We need the full version of Jabba’s “Gotta Make Time for Love”!
Dulali Paws maybe Bill Hader is available, who knows?
“Say what now, what now?” 😂
3:48 Arrrgh matey, who wants ice cream ?
3:49
4:36
"Uh... I gotta go..." - "Go where?" - "Everywhere you don't."
If that was said with less emotion, I'd swear that it was dialogue from "Attack of the Clones"
True true
Lol Jabbas singing reminded me of Barry White.
That was intentional I think
+Conor Obsequey yeas im not the only one xD
I can see that
Jabba
yep, I almost could see the not cool sweating
At 4:46 "All these steps to go somewhere and I could just not walk and be farther" is such profound Jedi wisdom.
4:06 When you're *trying* to converse with your crush
"I'll feed her coffee and soybeans."
"I can teach you the turkey trot."
"Hey, I can't get back into vinyl."
"I like dukeybuttons."
"Just because he's close doesn't mean he's a ghost, kay?"
"He took my feather."
"It was plastic cheese."
-Luke Skywalker
-lesdoodle