"STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading"
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Vader keeps texting Leia, while Ben continues his quest for the Pickaxe of Cortez. Jack Black, Maya Rudolph, and Bill Hader guest.
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- That big thing chased me up the mountain and froze...
- That was your shadow
Oh yeah, that thing.
It was probably the sun
Every 5 year old
No that was me
Sparrow 123 and my dog
Kenobi: 'I don't want your sass'
Han: *smiles in Han*
mk 90 he wants to see his ass
Why don’t you teach me how to glue somethin
Ironic considering that Obi-Wan was extremely sassy lol
One Sass Lord to another.
Kenobi would know a thing or two about sass
Indian C-3P0 is the coolest.
ARREST the FED and all BAR association members. ruclips.net/video/8yejt65nG4M/видео.html there was no time limit on the Original 13th Amendment. So What does that Mean?
Step back Bubba Jack!
@@williamwagener
Sell crazy someplace else.
We're all stocked up here.
eurosensazion tech support-po
Sounds like the guy from Short Circuit.
Most iconic line: "May the force be with you." Becomes "I bought a frisbee once."
I had forgotten the real dialog cuz I got caught up in the clip! Thanks!!!
“No offense kid, but I don’t think you even know how to even boil water.”
**offended gasp**
Lol yes
lollololol
xD
Boil water for the grilled cheese
The funny thing is that line is literally something Han WOULD say to Luke, I laughed so h a r d
"I was a dog walker, you're really cute."
Me trying to flirt.
I don't mind admitting that BLR Luke has more game than I do.
should have tried the "Are you an angel" line....like his father.
I don’t like sand
On tinder, this works.
lol cuteee
I’m really surprised how perfectly he matched Darth Vader’s lips with what he said!
C3PO, r2d2 & stormtrooper too lol
lol
*really
Pretty sure Vader is Jack Black!!
@@RageFitz Everybody knows that Vader has a black voice.
I love how they take advantage for when a character's talking off-camera/mouth covered, and try to make the dialogues make sense during those moments.
"I wish you were real."
Me with every single fictional character ever.
I was like that with Jessica rabbit
Same
*me reading about the fictional character* holy chicken, she's beautiful
Arabian Flower lel
Shon Elise me about shaak ti
I've watched this so many times but "This old man can't pitch!" "FOUL!" makes me cry with laughter every single time.
Vesves, funniest thing ever!!
I say it all the time and nobody knows what I’m referencing 😂
Lol same
It was hilarious how all the stormtroopers turned
XD and the ‘ship sweet ship’ after that AAAAA LOVE IT!
“I want a wooden snowman but no one sells them”
@Donald Winchester 😆😆
Snowmen aren't made out of wood, dammit! 😂
@@wallaceroberts9859 that’s lazarbeams
@Donald Winchester “I’LL BE RIGHT OUT!”
the struggle is real
I love how idiotic Luke is, and everyone has to put up with him
True fact: In the original story he was not liked on Tatooine, and everybody called him "Wormie".
And he has a consistently whiny voice. So great!
Like the original movies.
@Michael Martin Thank goodness those scenes got cut. They really sucked.
Oh I am the same as him
"Hey guys, we're collecting donations for the Jawa orphanage..."
Hey you should know that you stink kinda like fish
Bookaflock
I wouldn't be surprise if %50 of the views are from people replaying Bushes of Love.
+Yeoldmama - Minecraft & More I've legit linked this to so many people from the start of bushes of love
Remer Rietkerk Thank you for spreading the beauty of such a song.
+Yeoldmama - Minecraft & More made a video on it 10 mins long and its only the song. sounds great.
Hahaha I've been rewinding for the past few hours no joke
Nobunaga Oda You are not alone.
“Why don’t you just move to Nevada dude?”
“Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico. Did you hear him, he doesn’t even know geography.”
Leo Seguin bruh
@@leoseguin5761 good job sport! Keep spreading awareness for what really matters
@Cats in Cars just ignore the tard. The only comments i condone calling out are the 1s who edit their comments to acknowledge their likes
@@leoseguin5761 so apparently, people can't comment what they want?
@@coder928 and people can't express that they're grateful?
"So you know the princess and I are engaged right?'
"Oh, you make stuff up still huh?"
Kills me every time haha
I love how the light sabers sound like wood sticks.
that really got me bursting, while i think, thats rather 2 pic pipes :D
*PVC
JuergGoesToHollywood you do know there's an edit button????!!! . instead of your choice.
Han:"I'm going crazy I'm so hungry"
Luke:"I could make some grilled cheese"
Han:"No offense kid, but I don't think you know how to boil water"
THAT BUUURN
+Tomáš Kušnír The way Luke says "urgh" to Ben seems so genuine
I know! I like killed myself when he said that
Nah, it was more of a BOIL, amirite?
No? Ok. I'll just go...
That was good!
+The Potato King dude I was thinking it too. :)
Holy cow. The voice of Kenobi is brilliant.
+English Lessons with Alex (engVid AlexESLvid) Nice to see you here, Alex! :D
+RikkyCZ I think Han sounds kind of like Buffalo Bill, and judging by his line at 5:53, they're aware of this.
every day I worry all day somthing waiting in the bushes of us somthing waiting in the bushes of love
Bill hader
Don’t you mean holy chicken
Chewie actually speaking and his voice get me every time.
"Well, I could make grilled cheese!"
"No offense, kid, I don't think you even know how to boil water."
That conversation and Luke's reaction was hilarious.
That's every child
Aaah really funny! But seriously does anybody know how to boil water?
Uh!
"Want me to help the baby ?"
"Dummy, It was a figure of speech."
"Well I could make grilled cheese"
"No offense kid I dont think you even know how to boil water"
Luke and Han would totally say that
Hello there
@@Yougotcaged102 general kenobi
* *army surrounds Obi - wan* *
Another Sheev Palpatine Ah, yes, a better looking me.
@@ncsurfer43 you are a bold one
Luke: "How my father died?"
Obi: "49 times..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
... that chicken woman duck thing...
@@dtly50 Failure.
Yea right he died 49 times
“It had a chicken head with duck feet...with a woman’s face too”
There was this huge mess and had to change the floors
"This old man can't pitch!"
"Foul!"
7 years later and it still gets me every time.
"No offense kid, but I don't think you even know how to boil water." Is one of the most brutal things I've ever heard
I hoped Luke would respond with, “I wouldn’t have to.”
That hit harder than when Vader struck foul
The best part about that is it wasn't bad lip reading, but was rather the actual line
to be fair, on Tatooine boiling water is probably the last thing you'd do given how scarce it is
I'm sure you heard worse from girls!😂😂
bookaflock
You're just creeping me out, get outta here.
+DishonoredHero97 no I don't wanna
possibly the funniest second of this video. I've played just that part a dozen times today.
+Sabrina Faire I spit my drink when he said that
+Jacob Burrell LOOOOOL
"why don't you move to Nevada?" "because I heard it was a bad part of mexico"
every.
dang.
time.
Did you hear him?! he doesn't even know geography
An Addict With A Pen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
|-/
Oh My Dumbledore I love ur name
An Addict With A Pen hello, we haven't talked in quite sometime...
Greedo spontaneously combusting after finding out the pet giraffe goes “hoo hoo hOO” is probably my favorite part 😂
Underrated comment.
" a big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze." " luke, remember what we said about that thing it's your shadow."
" oh yeah that thing." That killed me.
Cool, you have ears also.
EducatedThinker1 uh one of the parts of the video????
Dolphinfox17 I know I laughed so hard! 😂
Dolphinfox17 loved that bit
Fåcłėss_ŸøüTübėr omg I was dying 😂😂
“Does your monkey go *oOh oOh OOO*”
“No that’s the pet giraffe”
-Greedo dies from shocking news
@2be Blunt Guess Han's lack of grilled meat meant he wasn't allowed to set them off at the meeting, and had to do it here.
giraffe shot first
If only Han had da grilled meat
"shocking" is right - "electrocuted" by Han's blaster. Han shooting first makes sense in this context.
@@jamesiyer4937 That makes sense.
The fact that C3PO has an Indian accent makes this so much funnier... 😂
I was waiting for this comment
I fell off my tauntaun laughing so hard
He’s tech support
Hope they actually had an Indian person do C3PO's voice,if not then we'll just have to cancel them.
@@deniro800 can I get a harumph! This guy didn’t Harumph 😤 !
"I can make grilled cheese"
"No offense kid, I don't even think you know how to boil water"
That burned worse than Luke's grilled cheese...
and Luke's exasperation after 😂😂
Burned worse than Luke’s dad in the lava of Mustafar.
This is my favorite part 😂
"That song doesn't make any sense,"
Says the same person who sang the lyrics,
"We've all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us,"
I wish I had a chicken duck woman thing waiting for me.
@@buckbuchanan4902 dont we all wish for that?
that song actually had meaning tho if you dig deep into it.
My stomach hurt from laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂
"It looks like there's a Cheeto" ~Han Solo
Daniel Adams Do you get Cheetos in Star Wars space?
He totally has the munchies the whole time.
Daniel Adams I read this just as he said it
it's taking 'bad lip reading' to another level when you even make the lightsabers sound like a wooden stick fight. Great!
A entire movie of bad lip reading would be epic
"So, y'know the princess and I are engaged, right?"
"Oh, you make stuff up still, huh?"
Hey shuddup you don' know
Wait think about that. Darth Vader is engaged to his daughter
PGD Panda
Well it’s a good thing he just making stuff up as always. Him and his weird eyes.
@PGD Panda
And I oop
IIIIINNCCEESSSTTT
@@smallgraydonguy He doesn't know that. But Ben does. And he knows somethin' else too! Darth has weird eyes.
"H-h-han... H-h-h-han...?"
My brother and I were playing that on replay. We couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard
someone maybe ate it lmao
EVRYTIEM
+Lobo Rojo That's definitely the funniest part.
Huuuuuhhhh??? LOL
Obi-Wan: That song doesn't make a bit of sense and I don't like it.
also Obi-Wan: *steals melody from Han's song and turns it into one about his anxiety over a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting in the bushes which apparently killed Anakin Skywalker*
That was a traumatizing experience. You would never look at a bush of love the same way ever again.
Lil
Lol
Have you seen the whole song??
THAT THING ISNT WORTHY TO EVEN TOUCH ANAKIN SKYWALKER
“Oh you make stuff up still?”
“Shut up, you don’t know.”
😂😂😂
RIP Princess.
Docktor Jim 😔she will be missed
Stitch Plays Kylo Ren is the new princess.
She is one with the force now.
Luke: Did you take my wallet?
Han: Of course not! And it's probably not in the trash by my armchair, so don't even look there.
Without a doubt Han would so do that XD and not just the bad lip Han
Han: IT LOOKS LIKE THERES A CHEETO!
+Tor Parsons Love the profile pic btw, my favorite album of all time.
+Matthew Boren Of course. Seems like wherever on RUclips I post a comment, after a certain amount of time someone will remark on my profile pic and how great an album Funeral is.
+Minecraft Princess FOUL
"I forgot to wash earlier but my bed is open"
"NO, PERSON!"
--- Every convo on Grindr
I just realized that the reference to Cortez's pickaxe in Obi Wan's conversation with Han might be joke about Harrison Ford's other role as Indiana Jones. He was searching for the cross of Cortez in one of those movies.
There's always more to BLR's lip reading than meets the eye. You will see the same in other of his videos
I think a cross would be a terrible pickaxe unless you sharpened the points. If that fails you could always use it as a sword though
"Why didn't you just move to Nevada"
"That's a bad part of Mexico, don't even know your geography"
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
"49 times we fought that beast,
(Your old man and me)
Had a chicken head with duck feet,
With a women's face too,
(Aww, that's rad!)
It was waiting in the bushes for us,
And it ripped off your dad's face he was screaming something awful,
In fact that was this huge mess and I had to the change the floors,
(The floors?)
You see his blood had drained into the boards, and I had to change 'em,
But we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us,
Every day I worry all day,
About what's waiting in the bushes of love,
Cuz something's waiting in the bushes for us,
Something's waiting in the bushes of love,
Everyday I worry all day,
About what's waiting in the bushes of love,
Cuz something's waiting in the bushes for us,
Something's waiting in the bushes of love,
Everyday I worry all day,
About what's waiting in the bushes of love,
Cuz something's waiting in the bushes for us,
Something's waiting in the bushes of love."
Aww man, those lyrics are deep.
Its bushes dude not brushes
+mpford13 Sorry for the typo, I have corrected it.
haha, cool!
It's a woman's face, not feet lol
They need to make this into an actual song like they did with that walking dead one!
I never realized how many star wars characters have no visible mouths
Jackson Pacchiana - Lmao, I was thinking that too. XD
Darth Vader 😂😂
-You shouldn’t have called me a big turd burglar at the gym
-😆Turd Burglar
I bet this is what I'll see when I die.
L... weird.
Tulak Naga r
Right on!!!!
Luke: "Well I could make grilled cheese."
Han: "No offense kid, but I don't think you even know how to boil water."
Fucking killed me
Luke: ugh.
_bope beep beep bop bope_
"Go show her my trophies."
this is my Vader
Jack Black as Vader is genius.
"Why don't you drink phlegm?" is so freaking savage.
5:08
"Oh they're playing"
"This old man can't pitch"
"FOUL"
Lmao this part
Lol
Ship sweet ship
This whole vid had me dying 🤣😂
I was so into the script at that point I got mad when he yelled “FOUL!” Lol I thought what an idiot
Wait, this isn't bad lip reading--this is just uploaded from the latest blu-ray release where they altered all the dialog!! (the way it was intended to be made)
10/10, will watch again
schmoyoho on a blr vid?
today has indeed been a good day.
+schmoyoho they call you jabba the hutt. for a reasoooooon
+that-one-guy from-that-one-movie Why was it a good day?
Well, at least in this one Han shot first.
+smokejc 3 blr vids, Jack black included in one, and now I know schmoyoho possibly watches blr, and I got a cookie.
"I don't want your sass."
You are totally saying that to the wrong person XD
LOL I thought the same thing when he said that line too, HA HA HA.
Ahahaaaa, why don't you teach me how to glue somethin'?
Look I just need the pickax of Cortez and the mystical diamonds.
+CreeperZAssassin Ah, that's weird, 'cause that's at the witches house.
Chris Elliott The death house?
I love the casual talk Darby Vader and Ben are having when their fighting
Luke is sooo funny in this
Lol yh
So's Han solo
ye
+Amelia Rufus "I bought a frisbee once"
"Why don't you just move to Nevada?"
"Because I heard it's a bad part of Mexico."
LMAO
My favorite part
Someone I know was like 5 years old when they watched this, and thought nevada was actually a part of mexico
@@inquisitiveterrestrian Once upon a time it was.
i had a feeling that was Jack Black
+krystian hinz Same xD
Twas. Read the credits
He knows... ^
+Scott Cox A7X :D
+krystian hinz Same, I recognized his voice the second he spoke. At first I thought someone just did an incredible impression of Jack Black but then I saw the credits and freaked out xD
"A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze"
"Remember what I said about? That was your shadow"
"Oh yeah, that thing"
😂😂😂
I've never seen Star Wars, but I guess this'll do
me too and it looks shite
still beats cgi
+Frederieke Mooij Dude! The only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars, and that's 'cause the lived 'em, Ted! That's 'cause they lived 'em!
+magzire Are you kidding me star wars has 100 on rotten tomatoes and you are dissing it
+Frederieke Mooij INFIDEL
“I forgot to wash earlier, but my bed is open”
“No, person!”
“That’s okay!”
Absolute genius
Lol, i still say "No person!" and "Sneer!" occasionally
@@fryncyaryorvjink2140 Same
3 videos in 1 minute? Damn slow down I'm used to like one a year
lol true
lmao ikr
+Izzy T so true
+Izzy T Hurry..lets cash in on the starwars hypetrain!! Choo chooo :P
+Izzy T yep
Bill hader and jack black are definitely voices in this. I love this shit
never forget Greedo's last words were "hoo hoo HOO"
Way better than Maclunkey.
@@Gemnist98 it’s the opposite
Maclunky
"︎I︎ ︎w︎a︎n︎t︎ ︎h︎e︎r︎ ︎t︎o︎ ︎d︎a︎n︎c︎e︎"︎ ︎😂︎
Yeah. LOL. but this:>>> ARREST the FED and all BAR association members. ruclips.net/video/8yejt65nG4M/видео.html there was no time limit on the Original 13th Amendment. So What does that Mean?
Kaileighanne Vega holy chicken she’s beautiful😂😂
@@williamwagener r/ihadastroke
She doesn't dance
“That’s not how it works.”
Jack Black is clearly the best lib dub artist of all time.
Yo I totally dig that song at the end
Same
+TheActiveAssault nothing beats waiting in the bushes of love
is it a real song?
+RoxasWasTaken | Road to 1k ACHIEVED!!!! YEAH! Of Course! Totally! I got it on iTunes!
There should be a literal Music Video about the song recounting the ridiculous story. RUclips animators and live action movie makers should have a go at that.
"No offense kid but I dont think you even know how to boil water"
Holy shit that's hilarious
Alright come on baby this is your papa
Want me to help the baby?!
Jack Attack Dummy its a figure of speech
@@takuapilot1190 i was a dog walker, youre really cute
BF2BM ew
"BUKAFLOCK"
I LAUGHED SO HARD
+StateOfMortality not a native here, what does that mean?
+StateOfMortality not a native here, what does that mean?
+JubJubBirdProduction It means nothing, which is why it's funny.
This is my favourite video on RUclips just because of that
6 years later and this video is still good
the song at the end 👌
I, personally, can't wait for the full video for Bushes of Love.
Protip: Change the playback speed to 1.25 before it starts.
That's some good shit right there👌
i agree. I would listen to it on my phone xD
"I was waiting in the bushes of love" I fucking love that line.
I really hope they make a full video for that song lol
I’m telling my kids this was the real movie
They'll be disspointed when they will find out...
I thought this was the real movie before I saw the real thing 😭😭
@@pinkcowjl what?
Well actually I watched seagulls and bushes of love before the movies
@@kellyerinhannon8288 I watched this video as a kid and I thought that it *was* Star Wars. I was so confused as to why none of it made any sense, as I had never seen the real movies 😂
"We've all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us". Except Marty. He's just got Cheryl.
Cheryl sounds like Chewbacca in the bedroom 👌
Well this is the last place i expected to see you guys..
"Ah rad!"
+Ethan Barnes lol agreed
+Mighty Car Mods MCM watches bad lip readings??? MAAAAAAAAAAAD.
OMG I can't believe I JUST found this channel now - this is HYSTERICAL!
"Then why don't you move to Nevada"
"Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico"
That had me dead.
Did you hear him? He doesn't even know geography!
Dude
I read this just as Luke said that in the video 😂
It is a bad part of Mexico.
Is that Jack black doing Vaders voice during the fight scene?
yep
+Joshua Gayou dont
Yeah
it even says at the end that Jack Black, Maya Rudolph, and Bill Hader were in it
Yup
Han... Haaan... Han...
hello there Scott
jack Klein Hi!
+NerdSync
Scott! Wassup?!?
hey Scotty....
+NerdSync I've been watching you Scott...
- Hank Pym
BUSHES OF LOVE!
NEMRAPS!
they need to do a full Bushes of Love video now.
+Kenji Wardenclyffe They announced it's coming at the end credits. How did you miss that? Just wondering.
+EnoVarma well that's embarrassing. guess i should pay attention to credits more often. thanks for the heads up
+NemRaps my new jammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I LOVE that mainstream artists are collaborating in purely online works now! This is a great time, people.
+jimmicreesti I had some chocolate milk recently so yeah.
+jimmicreesti it is. And I know where you're coming from with this but there's nothing wrong with wanting to move up in the world and that goes with inviting celeb guest stars on your RUclips channel.
+jim jones Yeah I don't think really appreciate how much work goes into the voice acting, making script, making music, sound effects, video cuts and syncing lips. This guy puts more work in video than most artist put into one album. Just thinking of how impressive his voice acting skills are is amazing. He sounds so close to most of the characters.
"This old man can't pitch"😂😂😂
Foul!
FOUL!!! You
+DEADEYE That was the funniest part for me. "Come on, boss." I love how disinterested they sound. One of the best episodes of BLR I've seen.
+DEADEYE I didn't know Vader played for the Mets.
+DEADEYE Oh crap, it was so non-sequitur I fell over laughing..this old man can't pitch!
I would watch the whole movie.
"And he hurt my spleen." "Hey how does that even happen?" lol
Tynuujju v
Puppet girl101 Booka flok
*_"SNEER!!"_* ~Princess Leia
*Cuckoo Quan!*
Alex H. It's Fneer
Gimme a big howl! Nah ah
"no offense kid but i dont think you could even boil water"
But....I can make some. grilled cheese
I can kind of see Han actually saying that XD
Mary T. Same
chelsea my favorite part
😦 *gasps*
This first exchange with Han, Obi-wan, and Luke is gold. And so are all the other ones.
I love Chewbacca's voice 😂 the "Hhaaan" part fucking slayed me
“Did you take my wallet?”
“Of course not. It's probably not in the trash by my armchair so don't even look there.”
*SPEECH 100*
Basically every character on Disney channel being bad at lying
@Maga Land Bros Oh they're playing
@@denverbeek That old man can't pitch
@@comissar8953 FOUL!
Bookaflock
Oblithian ok your just creeping me out now
died
Oblithian bookaflock! XD
“Why don’t you just move to Nevada?”
“Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! This guy doesn’t know geography!”
The last song was kinda catchy 🔥
There is a full version on the Bad Lip Reading channel.
Tara Ray called
It's called Bushes of Love.
Daisy Pollini the last song was a individual song called bushes of love😃
Daisy Pollini my God you are so incredibly cute
Darth Vader must be very hard to lip read.
And the droids!
They actually make up what the other people say first then have the people with masks say something in response. If u can understand that
Nah, they just use the force.
+Michael Hale now that i think of it. They do dont they?!
Yecnay, I love your profile pic. Tiny Tower, right?
“Hey there was a big gray ting chasing me up the hill and stopped.”
“Remember what I said bout that? That’s a shadow.”
“Oh yeah.”
I never knew how dumb Luke was until now xD
Underrated line lol
lol "oh yeah that thing"
LMAO it's so hilarious because his face is so straight 🤣🤣
Well he was raised on a farm in the middle of nowhere so it makes sense
"This big gray thing chased me up the mountain and froze."
"Remember what I said bout that, that was your shadow."
"Oh yeah that thing."
6 years later these make more sense than 10 years worth of Kathleen Kennedy's Star Wars.
4:23 "uh ahhh!!" I fucking lost it!
+PhilParle TV did you find it yet
But the "Han" "haaan". Haaaan". Party was better
He is just so sassy
R.I.P Carrie Fisher...
:( R.I.P
bear grylls survivor man how will they make Star Wars now
do you think it might affect the Han Solo movie?
Yoda Boy CGI
bear grylls survivor man
"waiting in the bushes of love" sounds like the title of an amazing song i have yet to find.
They do have a full version of that song on the channel!
5:10 “FOUL” LMAO
XxShockTrooperxX OMG that was the best part of this video! XD
This old man can’t pitch.
It looks like there’s a cheeto
That was one of my favorite parts
LMAOOOO
That Stormtrooper was collecting donations for the Jawa orphanage... What a great guy...
+Anish Shrivastava haha😃!!
+Ryan Coonan Yeah! I mean, he definitely deserves a small loan of a million dollars...
+Anish Shrivastava lol that person who will give them 1 million dollars is Donald trump
"Ok now get out of here ur creepin me out"
+Alucard The One above all Lol
I’m gonna show my kids this and tell them this was Star Wars!
George Lucas keeps changing it!
@@zeroken9743 disney ruined it so your kids will be better off with this version
fresh meme
u better
Tell this sequel trilogy ok?