"INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" - A Bad Lip Reading
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Tension mounted during Mark Zuckerberg's congressional hearing...
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He looks like he is constantly resisting the urge to blink horizontally
Jesus
Gills.
I know this might be something really obvious, but exactly what species of reptiles does he belong to? I have been searching all over the internet but have come across conflicting answers. Please help and pardon for being so ignorant.
@@askeladden450 he has a face of a book reptile
Get it?
You mean vertically
I cant believe most of us have seen only this version of them talking and not the real one.
Including me
this is the real one
To sit through it at least
@@izJordyGaming ikr like what are they talking about ?????
@@burntrice4418 cambridge analytica
these always feel like conversations you'd have in a dream
So many collabs born over America's #2 favorite alien.
woah that's so true! I never realized that before.
Or on psychedelics lol
bruh
And have you thought about the streaming sky?
"I need you to smile" *smiles* "Good heavens thats horrible"
"Please don't do that again for the rest of the night."
No wonder he's taken over the world, he's got a "Frodo ring."
😂😂😂
I can't remember who this reminds me of
I thought frodo ring were a jelly..a food.
@Anar Guluzadeh It's the ring. We need someone who can destroy it. Someone who cannot be corrupted by its ee-vil. Someone.. like you, perhaps?
@Anar Guluzadeh I don't know about all that. Maybe Bad Lip Reading will do a Torah video, make the Rabbis say crazy stuff. I'dd watch that!
He acts more like a human being in the bad lip reading version than in real life
lol, he moves so robotically
ikrr
Dun dun dunnnnn
Cmon, he just awkward guy..
@2k GoDsZ
Your tin foil hat is squishing your two remaining brain cells together. You might want to take it off.
“Listen kid, blink if you’re not a lamp.”
SopeCreekRider
Z: 0.0
Congressman: Wweellllll....
Lol
*DOESN'T BLINK*
The guy behind him blinked though lol
I freakin LOOOST it when he said that!!!
Four years later and this is still one of the funniest things on RUclips.
I still say “do you think I might need to shave my head for a Frenchman? Because some people have said to me ‘you should shave your head!’…what do you think?” at least twice a month. My family thinks I’m weird.
Are you blowin bubbles?Im gonna hafta spank yoooooou
@@jessehammer123nah I still quote this “all this is just boring as beanz”
Lmaoooo@@jessehammer123
"When I have the Facebook, then do I also have the internet?"
200 IQ Interrogation Questions
69 likes. Nice
stfu
sad thing is, that's not far off from some of the questions they asked lol
@@jonramsey36 true
its more like on the upper infinity
This makes far more sense than the actual discussion.
Watching this, and then the actual testimony, I'm convinced that this is what was actually going on.
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Wow, you're daft. Facebook zombie.
The Merovingian Wow, you're sad.
A couple of senators brought up some really good questions that zuckerborg couldnt answer, and then others asked shit similar to this lol
the amount the lips actually sync up is concerning and impressive
Hutch2Much it really is
Javier Corral *luke skywalker voice* THATS NOT TRUE!!! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Javier Corral I don't think so.... I mean that's the whole purpose of the video
@Javier Corral if that were true they would've done it throughout the video
@@apolloapollo1028 They dont need to, only in some sections where the lips dont match what is being interpreted.
The only reason Mark gets away with all the flaws in Facebook nowadays because he agreed that WWI was awful
Why are we even here then?
259%
“Do you like your heart rate?”
*I’ll get back to you about that*
😂😂😂😂
HA X"D
yep thats what he said
eatmypow haha... finally someone who hates these comments which just repeat stuff in the video!
How on earth does it sync so perfectly ?!!
I think they work pretty hard at it. But they also seem to be made even more creative by that limitation
I’m sure what they do is listen to the clip and find every word that rhymes or sounds similar to the actual words spoken, and then make something funny from there.
I forget the proper term for it, but when different audio is played over a clip your brain automatically syncs the words with people's mouth movements. Obviously it won't work for drastically different things, but you'd be surprised at how different they can be and it still works.
Mishta Romaniello Pretty sure they watch it lots of times with the sound down, improvise, write it down, practice, then record
Because this is actually the real taping of the court case, that's why.
"So if I have The Facebook, do I also have the internet?" I'm 99% sure one of them asked this question.
Is that a internet that you're talking about?
My turn :
can we be friends later?
What a silly Q
Pretty much :/
@Logan Last Name have you ever smelled a girl's feet?
"Mr. Zuckerman" sort of flew under the radar but made me laugh really hard
Same here!
Mr Facebookman
Absolutely, really got me to have a subtle joke like that among all the silliness
Zuckerman's famous 🐖
In conversation I always refer to him as zuckerf-k😅
"World War 1 was awful, do you agree?"
"Yes"
"Well... Why are we even here then?"
Mr. zuckerman
That could work in any conversation if you think about it
RUclipsYT explaim
@@charlessssssss
WW1 was awful, do you agree?
RUclipsYT Yes
"do you think ww1 was awful?" "yes" "why are we even here then"
Di.... Did you seriously use quotes like that.
@Ryan Gallagher yes
@Ryan Gallagher Why are you keep asking people instead of just watching it.
@Ryan Gallagher 2:28 😊
Just to suffer?
I struggle to believe this is not what they actually said
It got me in the first half
The after effect of the vaccination
I believe this is actually they said.
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life before
I love Mr.Graham's singing so funny & I love this just plane funny .Keep it up guy's great & very humorous ..👍
"Blink if you're NOT a lamp" is my favorite thing to say to my cat.
"When I have the facebook, do I also have the internet?"
Such a perfect old man question.
What a brilliant senator I have representing me lol
Pious Devil
Pious Devil weirdly enough, it was men who are old now who invented the internet.
My mom would ask that question...
Zuckerberg looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in 30 years.
And he has a mansion in Hawaii 😂😂
Hahahahahhahaha funny
Zuckerbot is not inteded nor programmed for sunlight operation. Please only use indoors.
He must never go outside at all to be that pale.
He is a lamp.
I wonder if this is what deaf people lip read instead.
As a deaf person,
Wut?
Remember the Seinfeld episode when the deaf lip reader thought they said ”slept with” instead of ”swept with”
My mom is half-deaf, but she still has to mostly lip read, and she does it pretty well.
666 likes
@@4kgelato lol thanks.😈
never gets old... I'm back here after 6 years
"Mr. Zuckerman, uh, WWI was awful, do you agree?"
"Yes."
"Well, why are we even here then?"
Ethann Browne best part 😂
That was my favorite line!
Ethann Browne lol
"Give us a little smile to show that you can"
*Smiles
"Okay, Don't do that for the rest of today please"
111th like
@@ghostofpersia7096 I’m the 188 like
@AnonymousNeon awesome
bc his smile was creepy af
@@yourmum69_420 haha right!
You have gotten so good at these! I mean the earlier episodes were funny but you could tell it was dubbed. Now it's funnier, better dubbed and even makes sense occasionally. There must have been a LOT of time spent crawling through footage. Gets better every time.
...you're not only incredibly talented, but also humble & encouraging to other Creators.
Respect Mr. Firth.
More Not Stanley please :]
Thoughts on Aphex Twins "Orphans" album?
David Firth, the man, the myth
We have been gifted a rusty spoon.
Omg! David Firth!!!😱😱
3:43 "Lift your hand out like this, boy. Swing it out like this. You think it's hard? Believe me I could hold a hand in the air all day!"
They absolutely nailed it with that guy.
Horse manure pule. Turd satchel! Those are Einsteins words.
Wish I had that skill, I would probably run for senator if I could do it 😂
Not all of us can be the winners@@raulbarros8077
😂😂😂
Plot twist: this is the actual interrogation and what they aired on TV was the bad lip reading.
347 likes and im the first comment:)
@@Fattipotato79 447 comment and I'm the last to comment 😀
@@xkyleprivatex815 486 likes and im last😁😀
532 likes and there will be more
They certainly sound less stupid here
Video: * cuts away from the person talking *
Bad Lip Reading: *_it's free real estate_*
true 😂😂😂
Remember, these are Einstein's words.
Absolutely true, bravo.
This is exactly how I imagine congress would talk if they didn't have their scripts provided to them by their handlers.
It probably is how they act. The whole fiasco is messed up.
😂😂
their handlers...LMFAO
This is more or less how they did talk, for all it was worth.
Real.
This never gets old...def one of my favorites!!!
This wasn't a BLR, just the highlights from the actual hearing.
Well it certainly made more sense, anyway.
I want "Blink if you're not a lamp" on a shirt
I would definitely buy that
I would totally buy that. 😆
Weeeeeeell…
I LOVE LAMP!
1000 percent. Going to make
The loud water sipping and the "I'm gonna have to spank yoooooouuuu" at about 50 was so funny.
😂😂😂😂😅😭
About 50 is actually not that expensive.
@@KGBos Was that a joke, private?
Had me laughing, " are you blowing bubbles!?!" Bahaaa
You'd wake up looking like that too if you knew the US government was putting you on a plinth to question the ethics of your business the following day!
4 year later…this is still the funniest thing I saw on RUclips!! 😂
"So when I have the FaceBook, do I also have the Internet?"
LOL
I bet that's what most of those guys wanted to ask.
Will Evans my uncle 😂
Actually this question is much better than the original questions they were asking him. 😂😂😂😂
"blink if you're not a lamp" and then I spit my drink on my screen.
I thought you split the drink on the screen
No you didn't
And the guy behind Zuckerberg says "yeah" lol
“Mr Zuckerman, World War I was awful, do you agree?”
“Uhh, yes.”
“Well why are we even here then?”
HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM...
"Can we be friends later?"
You have a bean head
that's like my grampa, so random that is worryingly funny lol
Lobster Patrick Stewart fav part
“Hey mom? Could you get me my Frodo ring? I want it here.” is hands down the best way to say you want to be invisible
Wow I didn't even realize that at first haha 😂😂😂
Holy fuck! I realise that now!
Well that's bad lip reading, but what did zuck really say at the time
underrated comment this is genius and I will now be saying "mum I want my frodo ring" in awkward situations
MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUSSSSS.
"can you smiile so we can see that you can"
"please dont do that the rest of the meeting thanks"
Guy: "World war one was awful, do you agree?"
Zuckerberg: "Yes"
Guy: "Why are we here then"
Apart from Judy moonlight that's my favourite bit.
💡brilliant.
"Would you agree that my Mom was a whore?" "Nope." "Can I have my things back?" "No." "Alright."
So random.
“Mr Facebook man…”
This was pretty funny. You guys should do a bad lip reading of it
I see what'ya did there
This would have alot more likes if people understood it
@@franciscovaca3460 why is this video gets recommended again? Your comment is literally 5 minutes ago. I have already seen this video long time ago
@@theseangle Lmao idk it just popped up in my recommended
😂😂😂😂
“Blink if you’re not a lamp.”
Zuck: 👁 ___ 👁
Wooh
He is like
openEyes();
while (true) {
sleep(100);
}
//unreachable code
closeEyes();
@@NubeBuster he is like : 001011101010100101010100010100010100010101101011001010101001001010100101010101000101001010010101001001001001001011101010101001010001101010101000101110101010100101010101010101000010101010101001011010101001010101
Wooow. 🤤
🛋
This is bad lip reading? Just looks like another day in Washington to me.
It’s bad because they didn’t bother changing the script
You win man lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣👏 Fabook is horse manure!....Turd Satchel!
Omg, I just gave you your 666th like!!!!
was waiting for the lip reading. this is the actual audio
For a minute I thought this was a real interrogation , the lip sync is on point 😂
I still think this is Real 😂😂
Oh shit!! It wasn't??
Wait,...
.....this is not real!!!???😳😳
Did you know if you say orange reaaally slowly it sounds like the word, "gullible"?
@@EthanDavis.w haha r/ rr woshs! get itt becus you dint get the joke ahah!!1one!
This made about as much sense as the actual clip
Skkorm Agreed 😂😂
This is the actual clip
Skkorm lol
@@abrahamgamer8331 means is this the original clip or edited?
"When I have the Facebook, then, do I also have the internet?"
Whoever wrote that has definitely helped an elderly person with their computer at some point.
maninredhelm or simply watched the original
+maninredhelm You are making comments like that yet you don't even know that Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook. *Facepalm.
"I'd just like everyone to know that my van is for sale." 😄
And the response "Bojang Bugami" got me snorting with laughter too.
Blink if you're not a lamp
*Doesn't blink*
12YO weaboo because hes lizard
lamps need electricity, and robots also need electricity... 🤔
He is a lizard cyborg
*IT'S A SPECIAL VAN!*
Clay Patterson I’m sure Dan “Get in the Van” Schneider would love to have that “special van”
:D :D :D
BeardBroTV GASP! I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS! I lub i
BeardBroTV u*
No
"Do you like your heart rate?"
".... I'll get back to you about that"
Peter Malchuk I honestly thought that was so fucking funny lmao
Peter Malchuk I thought it was super fitting & great
I just want to let you all know that I'm selling my van. It's a special van
Peter Malchuk best one hahaha
This lip reading makes more sense than what politicians really say.
Exactly what I was thinking! Hahaha
This is why I don't watch the news
@@annagrace2604 Same frr
This seems more legit than the real meeting..... and thats sad
Dana Vixen What is this about first of all?
caitlin spry facebook took information from people with their knowledge and gave it to a third party to make special ads just for you about trump and stuff so they had this meeting to tell him that he shouldn't take peoples info like that
To be more accurate a third party designed a Facebook app that took peoples information and Zuckerberg was questioned as to why Facebook didn't take stronger measures to protect peoples privacy and keep apps from doing so.
My thoughts exactly.
If everyone there lost about 75% of their brain cells i feel like this is exactly how it would have turned out.
Interesting how this made more sense than the actual congressional hearing
Which was kind of the point of the whole parody.
"Do you have a painful scrote?"
"No."
*_"Well you will in time."_*
I heard "do you ever pay for scrote?" ...
Something at any rate, probably ô
the word is scrotum jesus...
@Mario Lisa painful scrotum: irritated prostate or cancer CROTCHY PAINS LOL
- "Mr. Zuckerman, WW1 was awful. Do you agree?"
- "Yes"
- "Well, why are we here then?"
Ryan Gallagher omg I hate you now are you serious?!?!
Ryan Gallagher yes!!! 2:29
Just to suffer?
When Mark Zuckerberg tried to smile.
I felt that. Everyone did.
For the rest of the day, would you not do that please 😂
Lmfao
I loved the way his ears rose up when he attempted a smile.
When he smiles, a puppy dies somewhere.
At first I thought this was real
Max Willson it is!
Omg same!
Holy shit. I didnt expect this to be so spot on. I mean I didn't think it would be as bad as a Godzilla movie but my goodness this could have actually been the real conversation.
Wait its not real? Lel
i got news for you ... it IS
"Do you have a painful scrote?"
"No"
"Well you will in time".
Im dead.
He did not lie. Can confirm 👍
I love how your name is almost Inigo Montoya
I kinda think that Mark is really the first embodied Artificial Intelligence.
bruh Sophia the AI has more emotions than Zuckerberg
A Guy In a Van probably has a chip implanted in him
Still not buying your van
He really looks plastic. It’s so creepy.
Probably would have turned out more realistic if he was produced by CyberLife. At least he would've been able to display some emotions.
4:08 "That's for having your hair like that"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am crying here man.
“When I have the Facebook do I also have the internet?” Pretty much sums up the actual questions they asked him
Seriously? I didn’t watch it so I don’t know what they said in the actual meeting.
@@silentshadow3894 They didn’t say that exact thing but the questions they asked him were so dumb
@@b1rdsh0t80
Did it have to do with the info that gets shared through Facebook? Idk i never watched it
@@silentshadow3894
“How many Facebook likes are there on non-Facebook sites? Checkmate”
@@silentshadow3894 Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) asked how Facebook made money if it was free for users.
"do you agree that WWI was bad?" "yeah"
.."why are we even here then?"
Rachel Hanna how we all feel. WWI was bad
"I would just like everyone to know my van is for sale"
I thought he said bed at first
I would like but theres 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin that
@@quentinlynch2492 someone else ruined it so yr safe to like now
KC Lake thanks mate
That was the best part... that whole "van for sale" bit had me cracking up.
Thanks
“What’s the problem, little friend? 🥺”
“Don’t try to get in my Porsche again.”
But I really like you ;)
@@Skyebright1 Mm mm 😡
This is the best Bad Lip Reading I have ever seen.
No, I meant best.
the nfl one a couple years back is the only competition
Close competition for sure
Ay!
Quadnick! I didn't expect to see you here, you're a rocket league legend!
This is so good, they managed to make Zuckerberg look like the normal one.
I legit only like your profile pic. The comment was ok. The pic caught my eye, what anime is it?
@@51starmouredinfantry84 go To Horny Jail *bonk*
Ummm...ok. if you ignore the alien xfiles eyes I guess you could interpret it that way....it's a far stretch though.
@@51starmouredinfantry84 shut up rick
@@sheepers5757
They are his relatives.
He’s been filthy rich for over a decade but still can’t get a haircut that makes him look like the ghost of a Dutch boy haunting his villages well
That would be funny if Zuk wasn't so CREEPY.
It's like he doesn't know how to mimic human expressions so he just tries to play it safe with deadpan face. The creator of Facebook doesn't know how to operate a face.
Gameywoodchuck ! Thank you for the laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's probably why he created Facebook, he comes across as very nervous and rarely does public appearances, he's probably anti social/suffers from social anxiety and so he came up with the idea of online sharing without having real contact with people.
@@joelmiller1995 That's an interesting idea that suggests a motivation on known character flaws yet does not get at his most damning flaw. Zuck is a morally bankrupt thief. He stole the idea of Facebook from others. He cannot be trusted. Don't give him anything. He will use whatever he is given to his own advantage with no regard for whomever he steps on.
@@ChuckCoy Maybe but I was referring to his behavior in here and probably why he decided to create Facebook. I've seen people sentenced to prison more relaxed than him, he surely suffers from social anxiety and couldn't hide that awkwardness here and so he comes across as detached and nervous at the same time. Note how he sips water almost in a clumsy way and falsely smiles for a second, he barely blinks, that's anxiety. When you are about to have a public breakdown but try to remain quiet.
In my opinion he looks super confused all the time, like he had no idea why he was siting there :'D Genius
Everybody's talking about how weird zuckerburg looks, but I'm just looking at female Nicolas cage behind him
...
Oh my god!!
😂😂😂😂
Someone commented that 1 week ago
He's undercover
"Blink if you're not a lamp"
(Keeps eyes open)
"Well"
Lost it right there.
"Blink if youre not a lamp" 😂😂
I always knew this guy was a fucking lamp.
I LOVE LAMP.
NoJusticeNoPeace, are you just looking at things, and saying you love them?
Awesome damn beat me to it haha
👀
Not gonna lie, that smile was terrifying
How dare you? He programmed over 500 vertices to make it look authentic!
and the unsmiling is terrifying equals
Yeah, I hope I don't have nightmares with it ☹️
I think Zuck and Jared came from the same manufacturer.
What makes it unnerving is the fact that it's not genuine. When people truly smile, they use their whole face, including their eyes. If the cheeks or bottom eyelids don't lift, it's a fraudulent grin. Always watch the eyes when someone smiles. If they look the way Zucky's did, they might be a liar.
Thanks!
“ Are you blowing bubbles?” I lost it. 😂
miniZergling 400 likes and 2 comments xD
*boring as beans*
I hope you find it someday
Same!! 😂😂😂😂😂
STOP SPOILING THE VIDEO
"No, please don't send anything"
"Ok, well I guess you stupid...."
"It's just a van"
"I told you it's a SPECIAL VAN!"
1:59
Peter Powis I love that so much
"I just want everyone to know my van is for sale"
God, my sides hurt during that part
I LOL so hard when he said he said "I swear it's like he has a mask on."
“Blink if you’re not a lamp.”
I always knew Zucc was a lamp.
I thought he said lamb haha
Annalise Flint
Kadiee L 😐😑😐 blinked
"Ah? Huhhh....."
*Humans like water*
here too?
"you ever smell a girl's feet?" 😂😂
*so i shall enjoy it myself*
*need water for cooling*
*obligatory your everywhere statement*
This is what actually happened, and nobody can tell me otherwise.
Oliver Diaz
Otherwise
*+ben samara*
It has been done!
ben samara lol
I laughed real hard at “Einstein had a green bean bag chair” “I wish that were true”
"Do you like your heart rate?" Perfectly fair question coming from a confirmed artificial life form.
I’ll get back to you about that later 👴🏻
This reminds me about Data's trial in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
i think if mark zuckerberg asked me that id call the cops
@@CellGames2006 ah shit. Yeah I like Zuch but he could be Data 2.0 😁
@@someidiot420 coming from anyone else yeah 🤣. I don't think he'd make threats in that fashion... but maybe..it would be pretty effective 😭
:Mr. Zuckerman, World War 1 was awful, do you agree?
:Yes
:Why are we even here then
I CAN'T
I've almost died on this moment)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I lost it here
I literally lost it there! And that SInGing paRt! DAMNN! 😂😂😂
That senator had a cameo in every single Batman movie since 1989 Burton's film, because he is a huge fan. In TDK Joker says to him at Wayne's party that he reminds him of his father.
Bad Lip Reading? More like: Good Mind Reading
The Hated One xD
There does appear to be a large facial expression inference aspect.
The Hated One that is so funny😁😁
So accurate
Purple Turtle bore you mean Thor
5 years since I found this and it still cracks me up!
_Blink, if you are not a lamp_
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW*
lamb*
My favorite part too
tarui he had it right, its lamp
Chenoah Kent lol same
@Chenoah Kent
yeah :-D that got me laughing pretty hard :-D Bad Lip Reading guy is funny as hell.
I'm really *zucced* right now i feel like this is the actual real conversation.
TikO LoRd what is this a fellow bard main ?
Quit trying to make "zucc" happen.
Wait aren't you the guy that was in anomaly's "dumb ways to play csgo" video? Randomly recognised you lol
*DO NOT FUCC WITH THE ZUCC BECAUSE HE CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE SUCC*
Crips
"Blink if you're not a lamp"
*Zuckerberg stares*
"Wooooah..."
3:17 "Do u like your heart rate" lol cracked me up 😂
Dehydrated Raccoon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂to FCKIN a funny 👏🏻😂😂😂😂😂
I love lamp.
Thank you for providing the original footage!
“Do you have a painful scrote?”
“Uh, no I do not.”
“Well you will in time.”
xD
@Keegan Key The Senate will decide your fate.
@@MattWeser I am the senate
@@dantheguitarist5823 Not yet.
500th like
Plot twist. This was the actual hearing and Zuckerman is the most successful lamp of all time.
*Bojang Bugami
why is there a female nicholas cage in the back???
Nikola Grgic lmfao
what the hell lmfaoooo 💀💀💀
HAHAHA
WHATTTTT
Holy shit
Them referring to Zucc as "Mr facebook man" killed me lmao
“We’d like you to make a little smile just to show that you can”
Zuck: 🙂
“Oh good heavens that’s just horrible! Stop that son- for the rest of day could you not do that please”
Zuck: ☹️
That reminded me of Sheldon Cooper's smile when Leonard and Howard told him to wish Raj
Hahahahaha
This made me laugh so hard
Ace Q 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
**slurping water intensifies**
*zucc juice
Yummy yummy human water
Just like Breaking Bad
Zuzu your scar is on the wrong side.
Nice profile pic