"INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" - A Bad Lip Reading

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  • @williamrobinson6824
    @williamrobinson6824 4 года назад +4326

    No wonder he's taken over the world, he's got a "Frodo ring."

    • @samg9878
      @samg9878 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @user-gm6ho9sq2v
      @user-gm6ho9sq2v 4 года назад +2

      I can't remember who this reminds me of

    • @lemonquartz464
      @lemonquartz464 4 года назад +2

      I thought frodo ring were a jelly..a food.

    • @williamrobinson6824
      @williamrobinson6824 4 года назад +17

      @Anar Guluzadeh It's the ring. We need someone who can destroy it. Someone who cannot be corrupted by its ee-vil. Someone.. like you, perhaps?

    • @williamrobinson6824
      @williamrobinson6824 4 года назад +8

      @Anar Guluzadeh I don't know about all that. Maybe Bad Lip Reading will do a Torah video, make the Rabbis say crazy stuff. I'dd watch that!

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 4 года назад +8651

    the amount the lips actually sync up is concerning and impressive

    • @salvadorh
      @salvadorh 4 года назад +52

      Hutch2Much it really is

    • @Alexisonfiresx
      @Alexisonfiresx 4 года назад +92

      Javier Corral *luke skywalker voice* THATS NOT TRUE!!! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

    • @warmadillo7553
      @warmadillo7553 4 года назад +134

      Javier Corral I don't think so.... I mean that's the whole purpose of the video

    • @apolloapollo1028
      @apolloapollo1028 4 года назад +30

      @Javier Corral if that were true they would've done it throughout the video

    • @linkheroofhyrule9364
      @linkheroofhyrule9364 4 года назад +11

      @@apolloapollo1028 They dont need to, only in some sections where the lips dont match what is being interpreted.

  • @Sfoof
    @Sfoof 4 года назад +9157

    He acts more like a human being in the bad lip reading version than in real life

    • @fshfood
      @fshfood 4 года назад +164

      lol, he moves so robotically

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 года назад +10

      ikrr

    • @sudilos1172
      @sudilos1172 4 года назад +8

      Dun dun dunnnnn

    • @agungredking9160
      @agungredking9160 4 года назад +45

      Cmon, he just awkward guy..

    • @RuminatingRaptor
      @RuminatingRaptor 4 года назад +14

      @2k GoDsZ
      Your tin foil hat is squishing your two remaining brain cells together. You might want to take it off.

  • @atom5949
    @atom5949 2 года назад +258

    The only reason Mark gets away with all the flaws in Facebook nowadays because he agreed that WWI was awful

    • @demon515
      @demon515 6 месяцев назад +18

      Why are we even here then?

  • @abu_staif
    @abu_staif 3 года назад +4471

    I cant believe most of us have seen only this version of them talking and not the real one.

    • @goldenblue8991
      @goldenblue8991 3 года назад +41

      Including me

    • @izJordyGaming
      @izJordyGaming 3 года назад +190

      this is the real one

    • @scooscotch1535
      @scooscotch1535 3 года назад +5

      To sit through it at least

    • @burntrice4418
      @burntrice4418 3 года назад +22

      @@izJordyGaming ikr like what are they talking about ?????

    • @IAMSOUND99
      @IAMSOUND99 3 года назад +7

      @@burntrice4418 cambridge analytica

  • @viej3092
    @viej3092 3 года назад +8303

    these always feel like conversations you'd have in a dream

  • @MrHammyStar
    @MrHammyStar 4 года назад +3804

    “Do you like your heart rate?”
    *I’ll get back to you about that*

    • @Itsover-bj5ed
      @Itsover-bj5ed 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vannlo355
      @vannlo355 4 года назад +3

      HA X"D

    • @aidanfranklin5420
      @aidanfranklin5420 4 года назад +10

      yep thats what he said

    • @theswissmiss69
      @theswissmiss69 4 года назад +3

      eatmypow haha... finally someone who hates these comments which just repeat stuff in the video!

  • @InvisibleMinority
    @InvisibleMinority 2 года назад +322

    Four years later and this is still one of the funniest things on RUclips.

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 Год назад +5

      I still say “do you think I might need to shave my head for a Frenchman? Because some people have said to me ‘you should shave your head!’…what do you think?” at least twice a month. My family thinks I’m weird.

    • @joea.9969
      @joea.9969 Год назад

      Are you blowin bubbles?Im gonna hafta spank yoooooou

    • @joea.9969
      @joea.9969 Год назад +4

      @@jessehammer123nah I still quote this “all this is just boring as beanz”

    • @aureliosantiago2827
      @aureliosantiago2827 9 месяцев назад

      Lmaoooo​@@jessehammer123

  • @walmartshoppingcart2163
    @walmartshoppingcart2163 5 лет назад +36192

    He looks like he is constantly resisting the urge to blink horizontally

    • @jaws6952
      @jaws6952 5 лет назад +756

      Jesus

    • @FerociousSniper
      @FerociousSniper 5 лет назад +436

      Gills.

    • @askeladden450
      @askeladden450 5 лет назад +1040

      I know this might be something really obvious, but exactly what species of reptiles does he belong to? I have been searching all over the internet but have come across conflicting answers. Please help and pardon for being so ignorant.

    • @CodeWithLukas
      @CodeWithLukas 5 лет назад +147

      @@askeladden450 he has a face of a book reptile
      Get it?

    • @centralprocessingunit2564
      @centralprocessingunit2564 5 лет назад +410

      You mean vertically

  • @mynaimrie
    @mynaimrie 5 лет назад +8495

    I wonder if this is what deaf people lip read instead.

    • @loopzoop5508
      @loopzoop5508 5 лет назад +753

      As a deaf person,
      Wut?

    • @vika0194
      @vika0194 5 лет назад +188

      Remember the Seinfeld episode when the deaf lip reader thought they said ”slept with” instead of ”swept with”

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 5 лет назад +80

      My mom is half-deaf, but she still has to mostly lip read, and she does it pretty well.

    • @4kgelato
      @4kgelato 5 лет назад +11

      666 likes

    • @mynaimrie
      @mynaimrie 5 лет назад +1

      @@4kgelato lol thanks.😈

  • @iBoss818
    @iBoss818 4 года назад +1729

    I struggle to believe this is not what they actually said

    • @daemilee1497
      @daemilee1497 3 года назад +16

      It got me in the first half

    • @tonystark559
      @tonystark559 3 года назад +13

      The after effect of the vaccination

    • @hazamyuncle6784
      @hazamyuncle6784 3 года назад +3

      I believe this is actually they said.

    • @elijahhaynes216
      @elijahhaynes216 3 года назад +5

      I’ve never laughed so hard in my life before

    • @yolandacastillo6810
      @yolandacastillo6810 3 года назад

      I love Mr.Graham's singing so funny & I love this just plane funny .Keep it up guy's great & very humorous ..👍

  • @itswherethecomedycomesin8864
    @itswherethecomedycomesin8864 2 года назад +1099

    "Mr. Zuckerman" sort of flew under the radar but made me laugh really hard

    • @MagesseT1
      @MagesseT1 2 года назад +15

      Same here!

    • @erynoise
      @erynoise 2 года назад +62

      Mr Facebookman

    • @alexharrison2743
      @alexharrison2743 Год назад +11

      Absolutely, really got me to have a subtle joke like that among all the silliness

    • @2telluthetruth
      @2telluthetruth Год назад

      Zuckerman's famous 🐖

    • @Azilelom
      @Azilelom Год назад +8

      In conversation I always refer to him as zuckerf-k😅

  • @JS-sd2ul
    @JS-sd2ul 5 лет назад +3317

    This is bad lip reading? Just looks like another day in Washington to me.

    • @colinbrash
      @colinbrash 5 лет назад +13

      It’s bad because they didn’t bother changing the script

    • @angel_M422
      @angel_M422 5 лет назад

      You win man lmao

    • @billmers3219
      @billmers3219 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @OpenYourMind313
      @OpenYourMind313 5 лет назад +3

      🤣👏 Fabook is horse manure!....Turd Satchel!

    • @sirbughunter
      @sirbughunter 5 лет назад +1

      Omg, I just gave you your 666th like!!!!

  • @JosephClayson
    @JosephClayson 4 года назад +2144

    "World War 1 was awful, do you agree?"
    "Yes"
    "Well... Why are we even here then?"

  • @DharmaMidget
    @DharmaMidget 6 лет назад +1397

    This makes far more sense than the actual discussion.

    • @CataclysmZA
      @CataclysmZA 6 лет назад +49

      Watching this, and then the actual testimony, I'm convinced that this is what was actually going on.

    • @themutatingvoice9107
      @themutatingvoice9107 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/dJVUyev840I/видео.html sign up please :)

    • @themerovingian4252
      @themerovingian4252 6 лет назад +3

      Wow, you're daft. Facebook zombie.

    • @DharmaMidget
      @DharmaMidget 6 лет назад +1

      The Merovingian Wow, you're sad.

    • @micahturner6239
      @micahturner6239 6 лет назад +5

      A couple of senators brought up some really good questions that zuckerborg couldnt answer, and then others asked shit similar to this lol

  • @parkerflashmusic
    @parkerflashmusic Год назад +173

    "I need you to smile" *smiles* "Good heavens thats horrible"

    • @isheworthy
      @isheworthy 7 месяцев назад +23

      "Please don't do that again for the rest of the night."

  • @yunkinto
    @yunkinto 5 лет назад +1548

    "do you think ww1 was awful?" "yes" "why are we even here then"

  • @captainm7722
    @captainm7722 6 лет назад +322

    This wasn't a BLR, just the highlights from the actual hearing.

    • @lzeph
      @lzeph 6 лет назад +9

      Well it certainly made more sense, anyway.

  • @solozonemtb3681
    @solozonemtb3681 4 года назад +11547

    “Listen kid, blink if you’re not a lamp.”

  • @FunkyCigarette
    @FunkyCigarette 2 года назад +152

    3:43 "Lift your hand out like this, boy. Swing it out like this. You think it's hard? Believe me I could hold a hand in the air all day!"

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT Год назад +14

      They absolutely nailed it with that guy.

    • @joea.9969
      @joea.9969 Год назад

      Horse manure pule. Turd satchel! Those are Einsteins words.

    • @raulbarros8077
      @raulbarros8077 8 месяцев назад +6

      Wish I had that skill, I would probably run for senator if I could do it 😂

    • @DavidDrouant
      @DavidDrouant 8 месяцев назад

      Not all of us can be the winners@@raulbarros8077

    • @SoCalDreaming87
      @SoCalDreaming87 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @bningthouja7103
    @bningthouja7103 6 лет назад +3945

    How on earth does it sync so perfectly ?!!

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 5 лет назад +241

      I think they work pretty hard at it. But they also seem to be made even more creative by that limitation

    • @mishtaromaniello8295
      @mishtaromaniello8295 5 лет назад +154

      I’m sure what they do is listen to the clip and find every word that rhymes or sounds similar to the actual words spoken, and then make something funny from there.

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 5 лет назад +131

      I forget the proper term for it, but when different audio is played over a clip your brain automatically syncs the words with people's mouth movements. Obviously it won't work for drastically different things, but you'd be surprised at how different they can be and it still works.

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 5 лет назад +30

      Mishta Romaniello Pretty sure they watch it lots of times with the sound down, improvise, write it down, practice, then record

    • @Villeful
      @Villeful 5 лет назад +99

      Because this is actually the real taping of the court case, that's why.

  • @ArcadeAssassin
    @ArcadeAssassin 6 лет назад +1649

    *IT'S A SPECIAL VAN!*

  • @jimhyang09
    @jimhyang09 3 года назад +3636

    "When I have the Facebook, then do I also have the internet?"
    200 IQ Interrogation Questions

  • @margaretthatcher6828
    @margaretthatcher6828 2 года назад +21

    This never gets old...def one of my favorites!!!

  • @nikkih2764
    @nikkih2764 5 лет назад +2137

    "So if I have The Facebook, do I also have the internet?" I'm 99% sure one of them asked this question.

  • @jokesoyvervain786
    @jokesoyvervain786 3 года назад +7968

    Guy: "World war one was awful, do you agree?"
    Zuckerberg: "Yes"
    Guy: "Why are we here then"

    • @labibbidabibbadum
      @labibbidabibbadum 3 года назад +145

      Apart from Judy moonlight that's my favourite bit.

    • @Ahlem_DMC
      @Ahlem_DMC 3 года назад +13

      💡brilliant.

    • @tristanlopez8819
      @tristanlopez8819 3 года назад +31

      "Would you agree that my Mom was a whore?" "Nope." "Can I have my things back?" "No." "Alright."

    • @mishafinadorin8049
      @mishafinadorin8049 3 года назад +61

      Just to suffer.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 3 года назад +11

      So random.

  • @dlowery51
    @dlowery51 3 года назад +1766

    This is exactly how I imagine congress would talk if they didn't have their scripts provided to them by their handlers.

  • @thepluraloffishisfish
    @thepluraloffishisfish 2 года назад +83

    "Blink if you're NOT a lamp" is my favorite thing to say to my cat.

  • @nozra_z
    @nozra_z 4 года назад +1877

    Plot twist: this is the actual interrogation and what they aired on TV was the bad lip reading.

    • @Fattipotato79
      @Fattipotato79 4 года назад +2

      347 likes and im the first comment:)

    • @xkyleprivatex815
      @xkyleprivatex815 4 года назад

      @@Fattipotato79 447 comment and I'm the last to comment 😀

    • @Fattipotato79
      @Fattipotato79 4 года назад +1

      @@xkyleprivatex815 486 likes and im last😁😀

    • @mightbearobot
      @mightbearobot 4 года назад +2

      532 likes and there will be more

    • @alexreyes7237
      @alexreyes7237 4 года назад +3

      They certainly sound less stupid here

  • @Skkorm
    @Skkorm 6 лет назад +2268

    This made about as much sense as the actual clip

  • @davidfirth
    @davidfirth 6 лет назад +7900

    You have gotten so good at these! I mean the earlier episodes were funny but you could tell it was dubbed. Now it's funnier, better dubbed and even makes sense occasionally. There must have been a LOT of time spent crawling through footage. Gets better every time.

    • @CaalamusTube
      @CaalamusTube 6 лет назад +206

      ...you're not only incredibly talented, but also humble & encouraging to other Creators.
      Respect Mr. Firth.
      More Not Stanley please :]

    • @RyuAzuku
      @RyuAzuku 6 лет назад +15

      Thoughts on Aphex Twins "Orphans" album?

    • @0vrhl
      @0vrhl 6 лет назад +61

      David Firth, the man, the myth

    • @lukedavidrobinson
      @lukedavidrobinson 6 лет назад +70

      We have been gifted a rusty spoon.

    • @aet523
      @aet523 6 лет назад +20

      Omg! David Firth!!!😱😱

  • @pandaaumpansub2725
    @pandaaumpansub2725 Год назад +46

    4 year later…this is still the funniest thing I saw on RUclips!! 😂

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 4 года назад +2912

    “We’d like you to make a little smile just to show that you can”
    Zuck: 🙂
    “Oh good heavens that’s just horrible! Stop that son- for the rest of day could you not do that please”
    Zuck: ☹️

    • @Phoenix.219
      @Phoenix.219 4 года назад +19

      That reminded me of Sheldon Cooper's smile when Leonard and Howard told him to wish Raj

    • @chx594
      @chx594 4 года назад +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @spvcebvr
      @spvcebvr 4 года назад +17

      This made me laugh so hard

    • @missrelaxed3872
      @missrelaxed3872 4 года назад

      Ace Q 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dogkfc3
    @dogkfc3 4 года назад +9920

    This was pretty funny. You guys should do a bad lip reading of it

    • @ouiouifrenchbred1127
      @ouiouifrenchbred1127 4 года назад +202

      I see what'ya did there

    • @franciscovaca3460
      @franciscovaca3460 4 года назад +177

      This would have alot more likes if people understood it

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 4 года назад +30

      @@franciscovaca3460 why is this video gets recommended again? Your comment is literally 5 minutes ago. I have already seen this video long time ago

    • @franciscovaca3460
      @franciscovaca3460 4 года назад +19

      @@theseangle Lmao idk it just popped up in my recommended

    • @jashghelani_
      @jashghelani_ 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

  • @AlexIrie
    @AlexIrie 4 года назад +3597

    Not gonna lie, that smile was terrifying

    • @CellGames2006
      @CellGames2006 3 года назад +205

      How dare you? He programmed over 500 vertices to make it look authentic!

    • @mugglepower
      @mugglepower 3 года назад +68

      and the unsmiling is terrifying equals

    • @elisamondragon2849
      @elisamondragon2849 3 года назад +12

      Yeah, I hope I don't have nightmares with it ☹️

    • @johnambrogi1583
      @johnambrogi1583 3 года назад +11

      I think Zuck and Jared came from the same manufacturer.

    • @PlagueRavenRX
      @PlagueRavenRX 3 года назад +34

      What makes it unnerving is the fact that it's not genuine. When people truly smile, they use their whole face, including their eyes. If the cheeks or bottom eyelids don't lift, it's a fraudulent grin. Always watch the eyes when someone smiles. If they look the way Zucky's did, they might be a liar.

  • @jeyloureiro
    @jeyloureiro 4 месяца назад +8

    never gets old... I'm back here after 6 years

  • @nikolagrgic5432
    @nikolagrgic5432 5 лет назад +2751

    why is there a female nicholas cage in the back???

  • @zedmouse
    @zedmouse 3 года назад +4867

    “Blink if you’re not a lamp.”
    Zuck: 👁 ___ 👁

    • @sanadbenali6993
      @sanadbenali6993 3 года назад +45

      Wooh

    • @NubeBuster
      @NubeBuster 2 года назад +76

      He is like
      openEyes();
      while (true) {
      sleep(100);
      }
      //unreachable code
      closeEyes();

    • @mangouste3993
      @mangouste3993 2 года назад +4

      @@NubeBuster he is like : 001011101010100101010100010100010100010101101011001010101001001010100101010101000101001010010101001001001001001011101010101001010001101010101000101110101010100101010101010101000010101010101001011010101001010101

    • @SiriusZiriux
      @SiriusZiriux 2 года назад +8

      Wooow. 🤤

    • @SarastistheSerpent
      @SarastistheSerpent 2 года назад +1

      🛋

  • @aguyinavan6087
    @aguyinavan6087 4 года назад +1413

    I kinda think that Mark is really the first embodied Artificial Intelligence.

    • @CptShibe
      @CptShibe 4 года назад +49

      bruh Sophia the AI has more emotions than Zuckerberg

    • @bullymaguire1
      @bullymaguire1 4 года назад +9

      A Guy In a Van probably has a chip implanted in him

    • @truitran3182
      @truitran3182 4 года назад +2

      Still not buying your van

    • @NancyDrewe
      @NancyDrewe 4 года назад +5

      He really looks plastic. It’s so creepy.

    • @Oakpaw
      @Oakpaw 4 года назад +3

      Probably would have turned out more realistic if he was produced by CyberLife. At least he would've been able to display some emotions.

  • @cb2832
    @cb2832 2 года назад +9

    was waiting for the lip reading. this is the actual audio

  • @DanafoxyVixen
    @DanafoxyVixen 6 лет назад +2230

    This seems more legit than the real meeting..... and thats sad

    • @caitlinspry6278
      @caitlinspry6278 6 лет назад +1

      Dana Vixen What is this about first of all?

    • @yert2087
      @yert2087 6 лет назад +20

      caitlin spry facebook took information from people with their knowledge and gave it to a third party to make special ads just for you about trump and stuff so they had this meeting to tell him that he shouldn't take peoples info like that

    • @ZiddersRooFurry
      @ZiddersRooFurry 6 лет назад +28

      To be more accurate a third party designed a Facebook app that took peoples information and Zuckerberg was questioned as to why Facebook didn't take stronger measures to protect peoples privacy and keep apps from doing so.

    • @AlittleSprite
      @AlittleSprite 6 лет назад +1

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @PerfectlyFunctioningAI
      @PerfectlyFunctioningAI 6 лет назад +7

      If everyone there lost about 75% of their brain cells i feel like this is exactly how it would have turned out.

  • @TNXaro
    @TNXaro 3 года назад +4558

    "Give us a little smile to show that you can"
    *Smiles
    "Okay, Don't do that for the rest of today please"

  • @shutupsprinkles
    @shutupsprinkles 6 лет назад +957

    I’m pretty sure this is just a clip of what actually happened.

    • @DanielDaniel-mw3wk
      @DanielDaniel-mw3wk 6 лет назад +2

      Shut Up, Sprinkles! It is?

    • @MithrilSludge6541
      @MithrilSludge6541 6 лет назад +4

      It kinda is believable with all the stuff flying around. (edited for sarcasm)

    • @maxsalmon4980
      @maxsalmon4980 6 лет назад +30

      The real one was marginally less informative.

    • @dvorapat
      @dvorapat 6 лет назад +6

      CNBC and other media which take clips out of context would make sure people believe it, if they wanted.

    • @reubenbell1980
      @reubenbell1980 6 лет назад +1

      This is a clip of what happened, just the audio is edited

  • @marty9404
    @marty9404 2 года назад +24

    4:08 "That's for having your hair like that"🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Am crying here man.

  • @1Shalnark1
    @1Shalnark1 5 лет назад +643

    When Mark Zuckerberg tried to smile.
    I felt that. Everyone did.

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight 3 года назад +4257

    I want "Blink if you're not a lamp" on a shirt

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 5 лет назад +22557

    Zuckerberg looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in 30 years.

    • @freespiritable
      @freespiritable 5 лет назад +492

      And he has a mansion in Hawaii 😂😂

    • @Vickycook90s
      @Vickycook90s 5 лет назад +45

      Hahahahahhahaha funny

    • @DarkMetaOFFICIAL
      @DarkMetaOFFICIAL 5 лет назад +393

      Zuckerbot is not inteded nor programmed for sunlight operation. Please only use indoors.

    • @leonreynolds77
      @leonreynolds77 5 лет назад +17

      He must never go outside at all to be that pale.

    • @leonreynolds77
      @leonreynolds77 5 лет назад +56

      He is a lamp.

  • @arvid8734
    @arvid8734 2 года назад +24

    This honestly almost convinced me that this was real

  • @janvanwelvaart8334
    @janvanwelvaart8334 5 лет назад +554

    World War I was awful, do you agree?
    Uh, yes.
    Well why are we even here then?

    • @itskaspahoe7161
      @itskaspahoe7161 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shaqattack4833
      @shaqattack4833 5 лет назад

      That was the best oart

    • @scope7685
      @scope7685 5 лет назад

      I just heard that and saw you're comment its happening all the time

  • @maxwillson
    @maxwillson 6 лет назад +2515

    At first I thought this was real

    • @spaghettipersonhello
      @spaghettipersonhello 6 лет назад +7

      Max Willson it is!

    • @soresenja1990
      @soresenja1990 6 лет назад +3

      Omg same!

    • @Jess.Loves.Gaming
      @Jess.Loves.Gaming 5 лет назад +6

      Holy shit. I didnt expect this to be so spot on. I mean I didn't think it would be as bad as a Godzilla movie but my goodness this could have actually been the real conversation.

    • @shitpostplays3873
      @shitpostplays3873 5 лет назад +6

      Wait its not real? Lel

    • @m0h4md59
      @m0h4md59 5 лет назад +5

      i got news for you ... it IS

  • @beulaho
    @beulaho 6 лет назад +1330

    *I TOLD YOU IT'S A SPECIAL VAN*

  • @eduardo_corrochio
    @eduardo_corrochio 2 года назад +26

    "I'd just like everyone to know that my van is for sale." 😄
    And the response "Bojang Bugami" got me snorting with laughter too.

  • @PiDev
    @PiDev 6 лет назад +1527

    "When I have the facebook, do I also have the internet?"
    Such a perfect old man question.

    • @poots605
      @poots605 6 лет назад +10

      What a brilliant senator I have representing me lol

    • @paigesilva23
      @paigesilva23 6 лет назад

      Pious Devil

    • @CalebMcFarland
      @CalebMcFarland 6 лет назад +9

      Pious Devil weirdly enough, it was men who are old now who invented the internet.

    • @khlongh2o
      @khlongh2o 5 лет назад +1

      My mom would ask that question...

  • @aidenhall559
    @aidenhall559 5 лет назад +663

    Interesting how this made more sense than the actual congressional hearing

    • @lorraine9242
      @lorraine9242 4 года назад +1

      Which was kind of the point of the whole parody.

  • @akai5777
    @akai5777 5 лет назад +4381

    For a minute I thought this was a real interrogation , the lip sync is on point 😂

    • @abhishekanshuwali3808
      @abhishekanshuwali3808 5 лет назад +114

      I still think this is Real 😂😂

    • @kushpatel203
      @kushpatel203 5 лет назад +77

      Oh shit!! It wasn't??

    • @bipin9177
      @bipin9177 5 лет назад +58

      Wait,...
      .....this is not real!!!???😳😳

    • @EthanDavis.w
      @EthanDavis.w 5 лет назад +17

      Did you know if you say orange reaaally slowly it sounds like the word, "gullible"?

    • @jamesfunnymorrison8305
      @jamesfunnymorrison8305 5 лет назад +2

      @@EthanDavis.w haha r/ rr woshs! get itt becus you dint get the joke ahah!!1one!

  • @JohnLRice
    @JohnLRice 2 года назад +7

    I love this so much!!! I wish there was a weekly TV series of BLR congressional hearings! 🤩🙌

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 лет назад +5939

    *Humans like water*

    • @sykens587
      @sykens587 6 лет назад +29

      here too?

    • @wolfstar_2771
      @wolfstar_2771 6 лет назад +51

      "you ever smell a girl's feet?" 😂😂

    • @frederikschmelzer5063
      @frederikschmelzer5063 6 лет назад +59

      *so i shall enjoy it myself*

    • @linoc10
      @linoc10 6 лет назад +50

      *need water for cooling*

    • @warthg6707
      @warthg6707 6 лет назад +11

      *obligatory your everywhere statement*

  • @Razvion
    @Razvion 6 лет назад +430

    So where is the bad lip reading ? This is the original !!!

  • @rustbeltvan-life1932
    @rustbeltvan-life1932 6 лет назад +150

    "do you agree that WWI was bad?" "yeah"
    .."why are we even here then?"

    • @jfkplaysUSA
      @jfkplaysUSA 6 лет назад

      Rachel Hanna how we all feel. WWI was bad

  • @jeffchristianson-ziebell
    @jeffchristianson-ziebell Год назад +20

    This actually shows more purpose & meaning than the actual hearing(s) 🤣

  • @georgemilo7649
    @georgemilo7649 6 лет назад +2785

    “Mr Zuckerman, World War I was awful, do you agree?”
    “Uhh, yes.”
    “Well why are we even here then?”

    • @monke5787
      @monke5787 6 лет назад +17

      HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM...

    • @prof.kittens4461
      @prof.kittens4461 6 лет назад +8

      "Can we be friends later?"

    • @monke5787
      @monke5787 6 лет назад +2

      You have a bean head

    • @SamusKerrigan
      @SamusKerrigan 6 лет назад +11

      that's like my grampa, so random that is worryingly funny lol

    • @OpusKingOfficial
      @OpusKingOfficial 6 лет назад +1

      Lobster Patrick Stewart fav part

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 3 года назад +742

    “What’s the problem, little friend? 🥺”
    “Don’t try to get in my Porsche again.”

  • @marsil602the2nd
    @marsil602the2nd 6 лет назад +288

    "can you smiile so we can see that you can"
    "please dont do that the rest of the meeting thanks"

  • @CasGroenigen
    @CasGroenigen 2 года назад +4

    Thank you for providing the original footage!

  • @ChuckCoy
    @ChuckCoy 5 лет назад +769

    That would be funny if Zuk wasn't so CREEPY.
    It's like he doesn't know how to mimic human expressions so he just tries to play it safe with deadpan face. The creator of Facebook doesn't know how to operate a face.

    • @jmt1335
      @jmt1335 5 лет назад +14

      Gameywoodchuck ! Thank you for the laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joelmiller1995
      @joelmiller1995 5 лет назад +105

      It's probably why he created Facebook, he comes across as very nervous and rarely does public appearances, he's probably anti social/suffers from social anxiety and so he came up with the idea of online sharing without having real contact with people.

    • @ChuckCoy
      @ChuckCoy 5 лет назад +22

      @@joelmiller1995 That's an interesting idea that suggests a motivation on known character flaws yet does not get at his most damning flaw. Zuck is a morally bankrupt thief. He stole the idea of Facebook from others. He cannot be trusted. Don't give him anything. He will use whatever he is given to his own advantage with no regard for whomever he steps on.

    • @joelmiller1995
      @joelmiller1995 5 лет назад +25

      @@ChuckCoy Maybe but I was referring to his behavior in here and probably why he decided to create Facebook. I've seen people sentenced to prison more relaxed than him, he surely suffers from social anxiety and couldn't hide that awkwardness here and so he comes across as detached and nervous at the same time. Note how he sips water almost in a clumsy way and falsely smiles for a second, he barely blinks, that's anxiety. When you are about to have a public breakdown but try to remain quiet.

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep 5 лет назад +3

      In my opinion he looks super confused all the time, like he had no idea why he was siting there :'D Genius

  • @VarietyPirate
    @VarietyPirate 6 лет назад +912

    One of the all time BEST

    • @MrChou-yq3ey
      @MrChou-yq3ey 6 лет назад

      Chloe AF baby.. Please try this.. Hope u will like it
      ruclips.net/video/84ZC_C7x0CY/видео.html

    • @lzeph
      @lzeph 6 лет назад +6

      Chloe AF
      Please don't click on the link in the previous comment. It's not really a You Tube address.

    • @etta5487
      @etta5487 6 лет назад +1

      id like this comment but its at 666 so ill come back later

  • @ailurii
    @ailurii 4 года назад +4032

    This is so good, they managed to make Zuckerberg look like the normal one.

    • @51starmouredinfantry84
      @51starmouredinfantry84 3 года назад +13

      I legit only like your profile pic. The comment was ok. The pic caught my eye, what anime is it?

    • @plsendmenow2579
      @plsendmenow2579 3 года назад +51

      @@51starmouredinfantry84 go To Horny Jail *bonk*

    • @danielsmit11
      @danielsmit11 3 года назад +16

      Ummm...ok. if you ignore the alien xfiles eyes I guess you could interpret it that way....it's a far stretch though.

    • @tmg5338
      @tmg5338 3 года назад +26

      @@51starmouredinfantry84 shut up rick

    • @RalphSampson...
      @RalphSampson... 3 года назад +1

      @@sheepers5757
      They are his relatives.

  • @rockahbilly76
    @rockahbilly76 2 года назад +21

    If only our Congress were this coherent.

    • @Just_Call_Me_Tim
      @Just_Call_Me_Tim 2 года назад

      And... "we" put them there. Well, that's the claim, anyway.

  • @rocketdogticker
    @rocketdogticker 6 лет назад +1474

    Feel like just as much got done.

    • @roardinoson7
      @roardinoson7 6 лет назад +14

      Roman Hashon It was always just some sensationalized BS for the American public. "Look at us, we're fighting against the big corporate guys!"

    • @roardinoson7
      @roardinoson7 6 лет назад +14

      Honestly don't know why everyone's so pissed at Zucc, they know about the data stealing yet they continue to use his website Facebook and like entitled brats they complain to the government (who's steals data as equally), people are stupid really.

    • @grimwolf9988
      @grimwolf9988 6 лет назад +8

      The hilarious part is that I'm pretty sure Facebook warns you about data collection in an agreement before you sign up. And here's some news; Google does it too!

    • @noah_the_nerd
      @noah_the_nerd 6 лет назад +2

      Greed I agree! The fact that FB gathers and uses your information is nothing new. The reason Mark was testifying was because FB allows companies to create fake news and use it to target specific users to sway the opinion of the population.

    • @baab4229
      @baab4229 6 лет назад +7

      A bunch of people who are illegally stealing data from American citizens are asking a dude why he's legally stealing data from American citizens.

  • @TheOtherLPer203
    @TheOtherLPer203 6 лет назад +1391

    "Do you have a painful scrote?"
    "No."
    *_"Well you will in time."_*

    • @LambeauxWorks
      @LambeauxWorks 6 лет назад +11

      I heard "do you ever pay for scrote?" ...

    • @AK-mp3bj
      @AK-mp3bj 6 лет назад +1

      Something at any rate, probably ô

    • @neroarchangel
      @neroarchangel 6 лет назад +1

      the word is scrotum jesus...

    • @bobvincent4841
      @bobvincent4841 5 лет назад

      @Mario Lisa painful scrotum: irritated prostate or cancer CROTCHY PAINS LOL

  • @BoJo5066
    @BoJo5066 5 лет назад +3430

    The loud water sipping and the "I'm gonna have to spank yoooooouuuu" at about 50 was so funny.

    • @thatdisneychick2054
      @thatdisneychick2054 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😅😭

    • @KGBos
      @KGBos 5 лет назад +5

      About 50 is actually not that expensive.

    • @nahiyan8493
      @nahiyan8493 5 лет назад +16

      @@KGBos Was that a joke, private?

    • @FreeAmerica4Ever
      @FreeAmerica4Ever 5 лет назад +5

      Had me laughing, " are you blowing bubbles!?!" Bahaaa

    • @justmechanicthings
      @justmechanicthings 5 лет назад +2

      You'd wake up looking like that too if you knew the US government was putting you on a plinth to question the ethics of your business the following day!

  • @Brian-ji7mx
    @Brian-ji7mx 2 года назад +88

    He’s been filthy rich for over a decade but still can’t get a haircut that makes him look like the ghost of a Dutch boy haunting his villages well

  • @SilverSurfer166
    @SilverSurfer166 6 лет назад +352

    "So when I have the FaceBook, do I also have the Internet?"
    LOL
    I bet that's what most of those guys wanted to ask.

  • @JudgementPlays
    @JudgementPlays 5 лет назад +2554

    Video: * cuts away from the person talking *
    Bad Lip Reading: *_it's free real estate_*

  • @nicos1097
    @nicos1097 6 лет назад +656

    *It’s a special van*

  • @GDNashit
    @GDNashit Год назад +3

    I'll adopt "Do you like your heartrate?" as a new pickup line

  • @BaldyWanKenobi
    @BaldyWanKenobi 4 года назад +3413

    It's official. Mark Zuckerberg is a lamp.

    • @lunch7213
      @lunch7213 3 года назад +29

      Well, why are we even here then?

    • @danielsmit11
      @danielsmit11 3 года назад +6

      Nah. He's one of those aliens from xfiles.

    • @1do2likeU
      @1do2likeU 3 года назад +7

      Where can I buy one sucker-lamp?

    • @BaldyWanKenobi
      @BaldyWanKenobi 3 года назад +7

      @@1do2likeU I hear they sell them on Facebook marketplace.

    • @1do2likeU
      @1do2likeU 3 года назад +4

      @@BaldyWanKenobi That seams about right! 🤔☑

  • @TikOLoRd
    @TikOLoRd 6 лет назад +2338

    I'm really *zucced* right now i feel like this is the actual real conversation.

    • @STRANGELOVE652
      @STRANGELOVE652 6 лет назад +1

      TikO LoRd what is this a fellow bard main ?

    • @scooterss2112
      @scooterss2112 6 лет назад +7

      Quit trying to make "zucc" happen.

    • @AgentCake007
      @AgentCake007 6 лет назад +2

      Wait aren't you the guy that was in anomaly's "dumb ways to play csgo" video? Randomly recognised you lol

    • @andyphu5038
      @andyphu5038 6 лет назад +19

      *DO NOT FUCC WITH THE ZUCC BECAUSE HE CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE SUCC*

    • @royalemeraldbuilder5058
      @royalemeraldbuilder5058 6 лет назад

      Crips

  • @12yoweaboo
    @12yoweaboo 6 лет назад +453

    Blink if you're not a lamp
    *Doesn't blink*

    • @Ray-eg8ub
      @Ray-eg8ub 6 лет назад +11

      12YO weaboo because hes lizard

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 6 лет назад +7

      lamps need electricity, and robots also need electricity... 🤔

    • @jaguarj1942
      @jaguarj1942 6 лет назад +3

      He is a lizard cyborg

  • @rosed3023
    @rosed3023 2 года назад +30

    I laughed real hard at “Einstein had a green bean bag chair” “I wish that were true”

  • @bollied5760
    @bollied5760 6 лет назад +713

    This is what actually happened, and nobody can tell me otherwise.

  • @nediareyaprostovodospady
    @nediareyaprostovodospady 6 лет назад +559

    I feel like this is actually how it went

    • @AgentDev542
      @AgentDev542 6 лет назад +1

      Greensheep is Sick Like all court cases! 😂😂😂

    • @ameliabrown6776
      @ameliabrown6776 6 лет назад +1

      Greensheep is Sick yeah same I thought that too

    • @vickyvilleneuve8829
      @vickyvilleneuve8829 6 лет назад +2

      Greensheep is Sick.. Lol...it was! The other one is bad lip reading. Bwahahaha.

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 6 лет назад +1

      Well Mr. Bugami seemed to be saying the right stuff

    • @nediareyaprostovodospady
      @nediareyaprostovodospady 6 лет назад

      Yeah

  • @sarveshansaravanan6393
    @sarveshansaravanan6393 4 года назад +2510

    Everybody's talking about how weird zuckerburg looks, but I'm just looking at female Nicolas cage behind him

  • @lexcorp213
    @lexcorp213 2 года назад +12

    I LOL so hard when he said he said "I swear it's like he has a mask on."

  • @crazyminecrafter14
    @crazyminecrafter14 5 лет назад +1411

    "blink if you're not a lamp" and then I spit my drink on my screen.

    • @jayehawk3333
      @jayehawk3333 5 лет назад +8

      I thought you split the drink on the screen

    • @tmcd6902
      @tmcd6902 5 лет назад +8

      No you didn't

    • @dannandaeterra
      @dannandaeterra 5 лет назад +1

      And the guy behind Zuckerberg says "yeah" lol

  • @TheHatedOne
    @TheHatedOne 6 лет назад +15634

    Bad Lip Reading? More like: Good Mind Reading

  • @DarkSpice84
    @DarkSpice84 4 года назад +1278

    "I would just like everyone to know my van is for sale"

    • @KC_Lake
      @KC_Lake 4 года назад +6

      I thought he said bed at first

    • @quentinlynch2492
      @quentinlynch2492 4 года назад +3

      I would like but theres 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin that

    • @KC_Lake
      @KC_Lake 4 года назад +6

      @@quentinlynch2492 someone else ruined it so yr safe to like now

    • @quentinlynch2492
      @quentinlynch2492 4 года назад +4

      KC Lake thanks mate

    • @Sal.K--BC
      @Sal.K--BC 4 года назад +5

      That was the best part... that whole "van for sale" bit had me cracking up.

  • @mistec34
    @mistec34 5 месяцев назад +3

    I think "when I have the Facebook do I also have the internet?" remains one of the funniest things I've heard on all of RUclips. 🏆 🤣

  • @Scoaen_
    @Scoaen_ 5 лет назад +3534

    He looks like the guys in zombie movies that been bitten but hides it from everyone

    • @98SE
      @98SE 5 лет назад +71

      Copied from PewDiePie subreddit!! I'm calling the cops

    • @kanyekubrick5391
      @kanyekubrick5391 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahaha

    • @AbrahamSayago
      @AbrahamSayago 5 лет назад +4

      Your comment made it to /r/rareinsults!

    • @olegasprince7256
      @olegasprince7256 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @vcrbetamax
      @vcrbetamax 5 лет назад +1

      I was gonna give you and upvote but the thumbs up says 666 so I had to leave it.

  • @FalconStorm
    @FalconStorm 6 лет назад +469

    I messaged my Senator to see if his van was still for sale... I think he blocked me.

  • @peterm6737
    @peterm6737 6 лет назад +677

    "Do you like your heart rate?"
    ".... I'll get back to you about that"

    • @ZonaryTerror
      @ZonaryTerror 6 лет назад +5

      Peter Malchuk I honestly thought that was so fucking funny lmao

    • @OakenTome
      @OakenTome 6 лет назад +3

      Peter Malchuk I thought it was super fitting & great

    • @Insanemembrane93
      @Insanemembrane93 6 лет назад +4

      I just want to let you all know that I'm selling my van. It's a special van

    • @wwild2k
      @wwild2k 6 лет назад +1

      Peter Malchuk best one hahaha

  • @rjm4031
    @rjm4031 2 года назад +12

    Ive not even got a minute in and im literally crying with laughter!!!

    • @opieutt9038
      @opieutt9038 2 года назад +3

      I loved that intro, "...are you blowing bubbles?"

  • @ziggydash
    @ziggydash 4 года назад +2871

    "Do you like your heart rate?" Perfectly fair question coming from a confirmed artificial life form.

    • @lamoneymemes2339
      @lamoneymemes2339 3 года назад +59

      I’ll get back to you about that later 👴🏻

    • @CellGames2006
      @CellGames2006 3 года назад +9

      This reminds me about Data's trial in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

    • @someidiot420
      @someidiot420 3 года назад +21

      i think if mark zuckerberg asked me that id call the cops

    • @mirzamay
      @mirzamay 3 года назад +5

      @@CellGames2006 ah shit. Yeah I like Zuch but he could be Data 2.0 😁

    • @mirzamay
      @mirzamay 3 года назад +4

      @@someidiot420 coming from anyone else yeah 🤣. I don't think he'd make threats in that fashion... but maybe..it would be pretty effective 😭

  • @FAMOUSdaboss
    @FAMOUSdaboss 6 лет назад +185

    This is one of the most incredibly edited videos I have ever seen on the internet. Well done BLR, a true masterpeice 👌

  • @ethann_browne
    @ethann_browne 6 лет назад +306

    "Mr. Zuckerman, uh, WWI was awful, do you agree?"
    "Yes."
    "Well, why are we even here then?"

  • @halogeek6
    @halogeek6 2 года назад +6

    They got more answers out of Zuckerberg during this version of events...

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 5 лет назад +1103

    “Hey mom? Could you get me my Frodo ring? I want it here.” is hands down the best way to say you want to be invisible

    • @kidsariel3044
      @kidsariel3044 5 лет назад +41

      Wow I didn't even realize that at first haha 😂😂😂

    • @ArthurKnight1899
      @ArthurKnight1899 4 года назад +13

      Holy fuck! I realise that now!

    • @dolandendra_trumpodi
      @dolandendra_trumpodi 4 года назад +1

      Well that's bad lip reading, but what did zuck really say at the time

    • @ameliacrisp8482
      @ameliacrisp8482 4 года назад +11

      underrated comment this is genius and I will now be saying "mum I want my frodo ring" in awkward situations

    • @bho-lj1jk
      @bho-lj1jk 4 года назад +2

      MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUSSSSS.

  • @BorsalinoOPreal
    @BorsalinoOPreal 3 года назад +718

    "I swear, it's like he's got a mask on" oh, he will. Very soon in fact...

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 3 года назад +11

      Wait. THATS IT! HE'S A VAMPIRE!

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 3 года назад +1

      stfu such a fucking lame comment

    • @BorsalinoOPreal
      @BorsalinoOPreal 3 года назад +12

      @@iamapokerface8992 ok? No one asked you for your opinion asshole

    • @peanutrecord6989
      @peanutrecord6989 3 года назад +15

      @@BorsalinoOPreal before you feed him and think it's just you, I want you to go to his recent comments and you'll understand

    • @BorsalinoOPreal
      @BorsalinoOPreal 3 года назад +11

      @@peanutrecord6989 ahh, makes sense. He's a troll

  • @Tacomaholic
    @Tacomaholic 5 лет назад +2191

    This lip reading makes more sense than what politicians really say.

    • @MrVega820
      @MrVega820 5 лет назад +14

      Exactly what I was thinking! Hahaha

    • @annagrace2604
      @annagrace2604 5 лет назад +6

      This is why I don't watch the news

    • @Smiley_Face0
      @Smiley_Face0 2 года назад +1

      @@annagrace2604 Same frr