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  • Опубликовано: 7 июл 2024
  • 147 complaints?!
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Комментарии • 192

  • @komodosp
    @komodosp Месяц назад +82

    147? Fair play... That's a perfect break...

  • @catherinewilliams3850
    @catherinewilliams3850 Месяц назад +94

    Speaking as a cat lover, owner and long time volunteer with a cat rescue, I think that joke is hilarious.

    • @flyboy451
      @flyboy451 Месяц назад +6

      Speaking as a person that finds other people's cats staggeringly annoying, I also found the joke hilarious!

    • @richardikin
      @richardikin 28 дней назад +5

      Speaking as a person who finds other people's cats annoying, but not mine, I find this hilarious.

    • @Chris-dm1je
      @Chris-dm1je 28 дней назад +4

      Speaking as someone who hates wheelie bins, I find this hilarious.

    • @jaycarrUK
      @jaycarrUK 28 дней назад +4

      Jason will be relieved I'm sure.

    • @timothysalfarlie1312
      @timothysalfarlie1312 6 дней назад +1

      I can’t get the image out of my head of his dog pointing at the screen with his paw and laughing.

  • @ldf4064
    @ldf4064 Месяц назад +113

    CJ Langenhoven once said, in Parliament, that half the members were donkeys, and was made to apologise. In his apology he said that he was sorry, and that half of the members are not donkeys.

    • @MrCoyneyboy
      @MrCoyneyboy Месяц назад +5

      Dennis Skinner did the same in the UK (albeit much later) referring to half the Tories as crooks

    • @kevinwrigley2644
      @kevinwrigley2644 18 дней назад

      ​@@MrCoyneyboythere's no record of him ever saying that in Hansard. It's an urban legend, neither CJ Langenhoven or Dennis Skinner are confirmed as saying it.
      Dennis Skinner still had plenty of great lines though

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 18 дней назад +1

      ​@@kevinwrigley2644Never mind who said it or didn't say it. It is a good joke.

  • @apostatereacts
    @apostatereacts Месяц назад +49

    The only reasonable response to people who take such tame jokes so seriously, is to not take them seriously. 🤷‍♂️ 👏

  • @ziggythedrummer
    @ziggythedrummer Месяц назад +88

    I'd have said "I apologise to the 147 viewers who I tricked into believing my dog has access to RUclips"

  • @user-wq1cf7ms5r
    @user-wq1cf7ms5r Месяц назад +22

    Very good. It seems some people are only happy when they complain

  • @ericfontaine2145
    @ericfontaine2145 Месяц назад +35

    👏🤣 Jason, never apologize for being funny.

  • @Turnbull50
    @Turnbull50 Месяц назад +119

    My wife argued with me one morning because in a dream she had I had called her an idiot.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 Месяц назад +11

      Thus confirming your secret thoughts. 😉

    • @peterspencer5103
      @peterspencer5103 Месяц назад +13

      My wife blames me for all sorts of things she has dreamt I've said or done.

    • @datgrrl5698
      @datgrrl5698 Месяц назад +3

      Any comments regarding the content on the stage, or just narcissistic jawing about... your own self??? Extremely disrespectful to Jason Manford, the reason viewers are here. If we wanted to know about you and yours, we would swing by your channels. Again, extremely disrespectful and self serving.

    • @ItsMeYourRealDad
      @ItsMeYourRealDad Месяц назад

      Tf are you talking about? Have you had a bad day or something​@@datgrrl5698

    • @WideOldDan
      @WideOldDan Месяц назад +2

      Self-fulfilling prophecy

  • @HankD13
    @HankD13 Месяц назад +17

    In trouble for something the misses dreamed about..... yep. Happens to me all the time!

    • @rufus1346
      @rufus1346 Месяц назад +1

      I once got punched and the silent treatment for a whole day and she wouldn't even tell me what I did in HER dream. Guess she thought it would give me ideas lol.

    • @ForburyLion
      @ForburyLion 18 дней назад +1

      This happens, but best retort is to make up something she did in your dream... although that will somehow backfire and be your fault as well

  • @koleberdinoch926
    @koleberdinoch926 Месяц назад +15

    Whoever complained need to get a life

    • @Chris-dm1je
      @Chris-dm1je 28 дней назад +1

      If they had a life, they wouldn't be watching The One Show.

    • @koleberdinoch926
      @koleberdinoch926 26 дней назад +1

      @@David-gr8rh Not you, clearly

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 21 день назад

      But now you're here complaining about the people who complained and saying they don't have a life, but you're taking your time to complain about them complaining thus meaning you must also not have a life. 😂

    • @koleberdinoch926
      @koleberdinoch926 20 дней назад

      @@Not_An_EV I'm talking about the people who wrote into the BBC to complain. I'm certainly not complaining, it doesn't affect me. I'm just stating my opinion. I can't really see how you could interpret my comment as a 'complaint', I guess you just wanted to look clever. You failed.

  • @SeanTube2099
    @SeanTube2099 Месяц назад +19

    Outstanding work 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @davidsmith5523
    @davidsmith5523 Месяц назад +18

    I think depriving his dog of Yooch ube ie the most agregious thing anyone has done to an animal like ever. Having said that. My cat was pleased at the revenge.

  • @Robert-id6bd
    @Robert-id6bd 23 дня назад +2

    I love all animals and would’ve had to resist grabbing that woman by the throat if I’d witnessed this.
    But c’mon this was a JOKE and a HILARIOUS one at that😂😂🤣🤣
    So Jason Manford remains as one of my favourite comedians👍

  • @dorianleakey
    @dorianleakey 23 дня назад +1

    My guess is 146 people hadnt seen the joke and were told to complain about man mocking the cat cruelty.

  • @CristiNeagu
    @CristiNeagu 13 дней назад

    3:25 That is so, so true.

  • @ShR33k
    @ShR33k Месяц назад +22

    People are far too sensitive these days. I'm glad he didn't apologise properly ! That was the perfect response to their nonsense 🤣

    • @angemaidment5640
      @angemaidment5640 Месяц назад +3

      I don’t call it sensitivity. It’s pure self-righteousness. And it drives me insane.

    • @terrystratford1235
      @terrystratford1235 Месяц назад +1

      I called a co worker stupid, in jest! Boss heard and told me to apologise.....so I said, cris. I'm sorry your stupid! We all laught and boss left embarrest😂

    • @t2d748
      @t2d748 7 дней назад

      These people have been around since the BBC has been formed.

  • @charlestownsend9280
    @charlestownsend9280 Месяц назад +4

    I'm a cat person but I found that funny.
    Some jokes I can understand being told to apologise for but that one isn't one.

  • @RemotePossibilities1
    @RemotePossibilities1 Месяц назад +1

    Great stuff! Laughed the whole way through.

  • @pipedream690
    @pipedream690 Месяц назад +3

    That phone thing is my mum all over.

  • @jesebsp
    @jesebsp Месяц назад +8

    my dog would have started plotting. the cat terrorized him for 15 years.

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV 21 день назад

      Then why didn't you do something about it? Bad owners are everywhere 🤦‍♂️

    • @jesebsp
      @jesebsp 20 дней назад

      @Not_An_EV you must be one of those hate posters that think they're clever. only exist to irritate, never really contributing anything to a conversation. cancel your internet. get a flip phone without internet.

  • @lizfuller400
    @lizfuller400 Месяц назад +1

    Think Jason is great. Makes me laugh out loud every time.

  • @HowTo-ef5uu
    @HowTo-ef5uu Месяц назад

    I love this man so much, almost as much as cats ironically & he can do no wrong for me ❤

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus Месяц назад +1

    Age gap wise… I’m twelve years older than my second wife (first marriage just didn’t work out)
    My dad and my mums age gap was about 18yrs (she was also his second wife)
    A family friend started lying about her age, after one visit my dad turned to my mum and said “don’t you dare knock a few years off your age at any time, we may have been married for twenty years, but I’d still get in a helluva lot of trouble!”

  • @daniellamcgee4251
    @daniellamcgee4251 Месяц назад +29

    An ex-partner once woke me up thrashing around having a nightmare about drowning. I didn't know what the nightmare was about. I hugged him and he freaked out completely. It woke him up and he refused to look at me, or talk to me, and stormed out to the balcony for a while. Later, I eventually was able to encourage him to explain what happened. He thought I was an octopus trying to suffocate him. He never forgave me for being an octopus.

    • @johnjames4834
      @johnjames4834 Месяц назад

      should have shown him OCTOPUSSY
      what the film
      why what did you think i meant
      some people

    • @bjm1777
      @bjm1777 Месяц назад +9

      Sounds like something an octopus would say

    • @rosieapplelemontart
      @rosieapplelemontart Месяц назад

      How could you?? Octopuses like you are the worst 😑

  • @Aotearoa_Kiwi
    @Aotearoa_Kiwi Месяц назад +4

    _Bloody hilarious!_

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul Месяц назад +1

      Genuinely thought your thumbnail was a drawn back-view of a woman with black hair
      ...and it is not!

  • @kevinsayce2248
    @kevinsayce2248 Месяц назад +7

    True story..
    I was a Union Rep a few decades ago and I’d had a row with the management and so I contacted the local Newspaper.
    I told them I wanted a piece to feature in the paper.
    The next issue had the following…
    “ The “…..” Union Rep reports the following.
    Half of the managers are crooks”
    As you can imagine, I was ‘hauled’ to the bosses who wanted to sack me.
    I said “I was misquoted, you have to give me a chance to put things right”
    They reluctantly agreed and I went straight to the newspaper.
    And in the next issue, a piece featured…
    “Apologies: In last week’s issue, there was a feature from the “…..” Union Rep which was incorrect.
    It should have read “Half of the managers are NOT CROOKS.” 😂👍

    • @jamiew1664
      @jamiew1664 Месяц назад +2

      True story hey? like the story above it? hmmmm

    • @kevinsayce2248
      @kevinsayce2248 Месяц назад

      @@jamiew1664
      I know it’s true
      You’re entitled to your opinion, but I know it’s true.

    • @fromthegamethrone
      @fromthegamethrone 28 дней назад +1

      Today on "that didn't happen"

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis 13 дней назад

      Sounds as likely as one of Joe Biden's "true stories". Swear to God, not a joke, not kidding. This is a straight copy of an old urban legend that a politician was supposed to have said about Tory MPs.

  • @IanM-id8or
    @IanM-id8or 2 дня назад

    "Some people were angry 'cops she put it in the wrong bin"
    She should have put it in the recycling bin. Always recycle your cats :-)

  • @simob7862
    @simob7862 Месяц назад +1

    Never mentioned the parrot 🦜

  • @johnm6723
    @johnm6723 Месяц назад +4

    Twice, years apart, my wife yelled at me because there was too much space between my big toe and the adjacent one. I’m not making this up.

    • @AJ-ei3ee
      @AJ-ei3ee Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂 You better sort that out

  • @user-kz9ng3te2j
    @user-kz9ng3te2j Месяц назад +9

    My missus didn't say goodbye to me when left for work and didn't ring or txt to see what time home, ( not like her) got home still a bit off so asked " are you ok?" I slept with her sister in her dream the night before and apparently had a great time ..... 😮😊

    • @xanderkane9202
      @xanderkane9202 25 дней назад

      That's because your sister isn't so uptight!

    • @fst-timer7107
      @fst-timer7107 22 дня назад +1

      Had the same thing.
      She softened/changed subject when I tried to figure out if she was passed because I'd slept with someone or I'd slept with someone she fancied.
      Curious 🤔🤣

  • @crystalclear6864
    @crystalclear6864 Месяц назад +1

    And now the joke continues hahahaha

  • @SteveDorrans
    @SteveDorrans Месяц назад +2

    So 0.003% of viewers complained? Great result!

  • @tazziegee8479
    @tazziegee8479 Месяц назад +3

    love it.

  • @AnOldManPlays-cb9lx
    @AnOldManPlays-cb9lx Месяц назад

    Effing brilliant! :)

  • @timehaley
    @timehaley 26 дней назад

    Four more years and you get a cuddle. bwahahahahahahah

  • @charliecroker6445
    @charliecroker6445 Месяц назад +2

    Very funny , having watched Peter Kay for many years I can see he's sneaked a few same mannerisms in , still he's still funny.

  • @Tillyard86
    @Tillyard86 Месяц назад

    What were they complaining about? Is that offensive to dogs or something? But it's a joke about HIS dog, not dogs in general.
    I have two theories about why people complained:
    1. the joke implies that dogs hate cats, which is a myth.
    But you know what, chickens don't normally cross the road, animals don't talk, and people don't go to the doctor because they feel like a pack of cards. Jokes aren't supposed to be realistic.
    2. some people were genuinely torn up by this whole thing and thought it was truly awful that a cat had the spend a few hours in a bin.
    They felt it was akin to a natural disaster where thousands of people are killed or something and therefore just didn't think you should joke about it.

  • @crystalclear6864
    @crystalclear6864 Месяц назад +1

    Well done. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Not00
    @Not00 Месяц назад +2

    Your dad's funny

  • @kathrynphillips84
    @kathrynphillips84 23 дня назад

    My mum used to watch films, (fiction) with horrendous cruelty to people, war films etc, stony faced. However if any animals were hurt, even just their feelings, she would go nuts😂

  • @sylvia7867
    @sylvia7867 Месяц назад +1

    Never apologise never explain

  • @godofcycling
    @godofcycling Месяц назад

    Isn't he presenting This Morning now?

  • @StoffelDilligas
    @StoffelDilligas Месяц назад

    Those complaints probably ALL came from my crazy cat lady neighbour..... On behalf of all her cat's

  • @melaniecamras8619
    @melaniecamras8619 24 дня назад

    I think kids wake up early because their parents put them to bed early.

  • @user-bq3og5pz9w
    @user-bq3og5pz9w Месяц назад +1

    There’s thick people everywhere

  • @stevegrainger6367
    @stevegrainger6367 Месяц назад +1

    Can you imagine if they closed the door to complaints and gave the complainers no platform to voice their sad minority opinion. Imagine if they got their own way, what a sad boring life we would all have

  • @spursgirl5
    @spursgirl5 15 дней назад

    When will people get a sense of humour. I'm an animal lover but I found it hilarious.

  • @mikezooper
    @mikezooper Месяц назад

    His mum probably put her phone in her handbag.

  • @jklii
    @jklii 28 дней назад

    This is how Kyle Gass must feel…

  • @briangibson2990
    @briangibson2990 Месяц назад +1

    147 sad people 😂

  • @kiwiguy72
    @kiwiguy72 Месяц назад

    What other spelling is there of "warrant"?

  • @peterspicer7603
    @peterspicer7603 22 дня назад

    If you say sorry, you are saying it was not a joke, which surely makes it worse.

  • @deldridg
    @deldridg Месяц назад

    So many folks finding new and exciting ways to get offended these days.

  • @Currie01
    @Currie01 Месяц назад +3

    My ex told me every dream she had night after night and one night I told her, "listen up Martin Luther King and listen well. I had a dream last night where you were able to keep your dreams to yourself".

  • @craighutchison5258
    @craighutchison5258 13 дней назад

    😂😂😂

  • @ianhill4585
    @ianhill4585 Месяц назад +5

    The" One Show" is so wishy washy , BBC biased and bland, er indoors puts it on,and i can only stand it for 3- 5 minutes, before i feel like throwing up in my own mouth.....😮

    • @catherinewilliams3850
      @catherinewilliams3850 Месяц назад +1

      Where else would you be throwing up, in somebody elses mouth??? Always found that a wierd expression.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 Месяц назад

      @@catherinewilliams3850 I have thrown up in some one else's mouth. Strangely they werent impressed. So I stick to my own now. 😁

    • @catherinewilliams3850
      @catherinewilliams3850 Месяц назад

      @@ianhill4585 Yikes!

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 Месяц назад

      @@catherinewilliams3850 I know ---- Who knew!?........😉

  • @StudentDad-mc3pu
    @StudentDad-mc3pu 29 дней назад

    Who is Jason Manford?

  • @bitemykrank1970
    @bitemykrank1970 3 дня назад

    Effortless comedy. No Swearing. When your good at your job, it shows.

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus Месяц назад

    Considering we’re supposed to be a country of animal lovers, just look at how many animals were abandoned or abused in the last few months!
    As for this joke, why complain??
    They should grow up!

  • @davidc1721
    @davidc1721 Месяц назад

    Was the complaint that he wasn't funny?!

  • @charliecroker6445
    @charliecroker6445 Месяц назад +1

    Who are these bellends that complain

  • @CyeOutsider
    @CyeOutsider Месяц назад

    Yeah because apparently comedy these days is all about offending people and doubling down for clout.
    Well done.

  • @colinmelhuish1254
    @colinmelhuish1254 Месяц назад +1

    5 mins I wont get back... Jeez. ZZZZzzzz

  • @mublau
    @mublau Месяц назад +2

    I love cats,,,, but this is a joke, message to the 147 unbritish complainers ITS A JOKE😎

  • @vagabondwiz
    @vagabondwiz 9 дней назад

    Slaughter sentient animals just for taste buds and offended by a joke 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @garryherd3042
    @garryherd3042 Месяц назад +1

    Didn't he cheat on his wife after she had twins 😮

    • @Thebt7
      @Thebt7 28 дней назад

      Wow.... That's a double wammy.

  • @spirit5278
    @spirit5278 2 дня назад

    Mmmm. Well this guy has always thought he was funny and a few people that are not so bright also think he is funny.

  • @liamrowbotham2069
    @liamrowbotham2069 Месяц назад

    I have a cat and she's my world 🌎 but I found this funny it's a joke never take a joke seriously live a little

  • @petersmithm9
    @petersmithm9 Месяц назад +1

    Just goes to show we are a nation of dog lovers when more complain about the dog joke.

  • @theunspokentruth5987
    @theunspokentruth5987 Месяц назад

    If you dont like the jokes dont watch it .

  • @catherinewilliams3850
    @catherinewilliams3850 Месяц назад

    Well if your kids are waking up too early, maybe they're going to bed to early?😁Waits for the angry mob with no sense of humour🤣

  • @GG-tc8cr
    @GG-tc8cr Месяц назад

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @cakehole53
    @cakehole53 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JohnScott-ir7om
    @JohnScott-ir7om Месяц назад

    I don't find him funny but if you don't like a joke, bloody move on!!

  • @bikerchrisukk
    @bikerchrisukk 29 дней назад

    That were great 😆 May be he needs disclaimers in the future, "please be aware, I am a comedian and may say things that do not align with my actual feelings or thoughts..ya bored twats."

  • @ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13
    @ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13 Месяц назад

    Never ashamed but always offended typical woke brigade..

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. Месяц назад +2

    Seems to be a lot of Gen Z'ers in the comments again

  • @michaelb2388
    @michaelb2388 Месяц назад +1

    I've never thought Jason Manfield was very funny

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 Месяц назад +7

      Then why did you watch?😂

    • @JamieFurlong
      @JamieFurlong Месяц назад +5

      Just as well you're watching Jason Manford then.

  • @RandysRides
    @RandysRides Месяц назад +1

    No kidding, people get a rush off of wrecking things. Women especially. No reason, just control. "I'm going mountain biking with the guys". .."But, I need you to stay home today to do this and that" So you stay....and sit in silence for 8 hours watching her watch TV. There was nothing to do. She just wanted to wreck your day to maintain control. "I really like apples".... "So you're saying you hate bananas". Control.

  • @Notwokeever
    @Notwokeever Месяц назад +2

    is this guy a stand up comedian, he's in the wrong business if he is

    • @woopimagpie
      @woopimagpie Месяц назад +7

      I think we found another one of the 147 complainers.

    • @widexawake_
      @widexawake_ 19 дней назад

      Why would you publicly announce not having a sense of humour, and why would you think it's a flex? 😂

  • @keithdavies1395
    @keithdavies1395 Месяц назад +1

    I'm surprised he could tell a joke, wa r.

  • @DBuckyBoy
    @DBuckyBoy Месяц назад +1

    2:13 NOT a tell tale sign of coke taking AT ALL !!

  • @daniellamcgee4251
    @daniellamcgee4251 Месяц назад

    My African friends, growing up in a few different African countries, tell me that babies, toddlers and young children are cuddled, and their behaviour is excused because they are all considered as babies. Then when they are 4 - 6 years old, babyhood is suddenly over, and they have to start doing chores, discipline is strict, and they are considered embarrassingly too old for cuddles. 😢

  • @analogkidabc
    @analogkidabc Месяц назад

    Flasher.

  • @craigk621
    @craigk621 Месяц назад

    First time I've seen Jason stand up. Not really amused. Good singer and presenter though. Each to their own.

  • @howardsend6589
    @howardsend6589 Месяц назад +1

    Lame stand up.

  • @moosebiff
    @moosebiff Месяц назад

    If a human was found in a bin, I wonder if Jason would tell a joke about it.

    • @PedroConejo1939
      @PedroConejo1939 Месяц назад +7

      Of course he would. We all would.

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck Месяц назад +2

      THAT would be hilarious

    • @davidnewsham896
      @davidnewsham896 Месяц назад +4

      A moose is offended whatever next

    • @moosebiff
      @moosebiff Месяц назад

      You may be right folks. Being a Moose makes me a bit sensitive. 🤣

    • @jlight1965
      @jlight1965 Месяц назад +2

      If it was you, it would be hilarious

  • @chrishall8705
    @chrishall8705 Месяц назад +1

    Manford is a bell wipe.

  • @DKNY707
    @DKNY707 Месяц назад +1

    Manford is a W⚓️

  • @UnderwaterJohn-fn7jg
    @UnderwaterJohn-fn7jg Месяц назад

    Is he gay?

  • @smashingpumpkin1986
    @smashingpumpkin1986 Месяц назад

    Cancer is funnier than Jason Manford

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus Месяц назад

    Considering we’re supposed to be a country of animal lovers, just look at how many animals were abandoned or abused in the last few months!
    As for this joke, why complain??
    They should grow up!