"What Was The Joke That Got You Cancelled?!" | Jimmy Carr Vs Hecklers | Jimmy Carr

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  • Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
  • Jimmy recalls the first time one of his jokes landed him in hot water. Later, Jimmy gets invited to a wedding!
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Комментарии • 288

  • @andrewharrison7767
    @andrewharrison7767 25 дней назад +569

    He missed out the best part about the paralympics joke - he wrote it at headley court, the military rehab facility. The first people he told it to, were a room full of squaddies with limbs blown off in Iraq & Afghanistan and they fucking loved it!

    • @scruffygaming627
      @scruffygaming627 25 дней назад +85

      Well of course they did, cause it fucken funny.

    • @DmacDomage
      @DmacDomage 25 дней назад +53

      If anyone knows humour, it's those that look death right in the face. 😜

    • @xgreenjacket
      @xgreenjacket 25 дней назад +38

      @@DmacDomageyeah, the military will also inject that kind of humour into its members anyway it helps to tackle all the adversity before even getting to that point

    • @scruffygaming627
      @scruffygaming627 24 дня назад +28

      @@DmacDomage It's not that they know humour, its that they need it more than most.

    • @mhx47
      @mhx47 24 дня назад +9

      After a year of seeing Jimmy on various podcasts talking about his cancellation (among other topics), I finally heard the joke.
      And I was buffled (clearly, I share this kind of dark humor). All along, thought it was some political joke that people got insulted…

  • @LG1ikLx
    @LG1ikLx 25 дней назад +593

    "If I was Paul, I would have died an all" That heckle almost killed me 😂

    • @TomStevenson-PVM
      @TomStevenson-PVM 25 дней назад +20

      I don’t get it 😅

    • @GlivGluv
      @GlivGluv 25 дней назад +160

      @@TomStevenson-PVM He's implying the woman is so annoying he would've died too mate

    • @cechzc2e
      @cechzc2e 25 дней назад +44

      That comment even tickled jimmy....😂

    • @cechzc2e
      @cechzc2e 25 дней назад +22

      "Smashin pasties' 😂

    • @Readmedontbelieveme
      @Readmedontbelieveme 25 дней назад +5

      I laughed like a drain at that heckle

  • @oni-one574
    @oni-one574 25 дней назад +179

    "If they gave a fk they'd run it," dead. Lmao.

  • @fatbelly27
    @fatbelly27 25 дней назад +125

    I remember that joke about the paralympics. He was absolutely correct, and the guys from the forces would agree

    • @Elwaves2925
      @Elwaves2925 25 дней назад +17

      Indeed. It's only the ones that have no business being offended by a joke like that, who would be offended by it.

    • @Ghosts1129
      @Ghosts1129 15 дней назад +3

      Apparently he told it first to people who were in rehab after being over there... So people who lost limbs.. And they all laughed. *headley court military rehab facility* is where he made it

    • @XRP-4EvA
      @XRP-4EvA 12 дней назад

      I love the the heroes of my country

  • @paulmcmurray5777
    @paulmcmurray5777 23 дня назад +52

    He is unbelievable at improv with a live audience participating. I saw him in a serious interview & he had a excellent comand of history & a wonderful moral world view.

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 20 дней назад +3

      Check out Matt rife, he's brilliant at crowd work, probably the best, Jimmy is great though.

    • @paulmcmurray5777
      @paulmcmurray5777 19 дней назад +1

      @@snelgrave101 Thanks, will do with your heads up. Cheers.

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 19 дней назад

      @@paulmcmurray5777 👍

    • @taras6806
      @taras6806 19 дней назад +2

      Have you seen the interview on the diary of a CEO? He is so intelligent and caring.

  • @MSFSFreeware
    @MSFSFreeware 25 дней назад +117

    "If I was Paul, I would've died an all" Nice!

    • @leonarddekkers5904
      @leonarddekkers5904 25 дней назад +4

      Please explain

    • @MSFSFreeware
      @MSFSFreeware 25 дней назад +2

      @@leonarddekkers5904 Really? He would rather be dead than with her?

    • @timpullen4941
      @timpullen4941 25 дней назад

      "If I WERE Paul " is the better way of saying it.

    • @sirrus6666
      @sirrus6666 25 дней назад +2

      ​@@timpullen4941dude...
      i was
      you were
      he was
      she was
      it was

    • @thehairygolfer
      @thehairygolfer 19 дней назад

      @@sirrus6666 Tiswas

  • @BobAt101
    @BobAt101 23 дня назад +12

    I have watched Jimmy in his TV Programs, but his sense of humor is being held back by them , he is a truly bloody hilarious comedian, watching him above i couldn't stop laughing.

  • @DEVILLXX74
    @DEVILLXX74 25 дней назад +135

    Sounds like Paul got the better deal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jimmy_Moon
      @Jimmy_Moon 19 дней назад +1

      Death or smashing pasties?

  • @DiscoDrew
    @DiscoDrew 25 дней назад +155

    Jimmy looks like a Thunderbirds Puppet these days 🎭🗿

    • @tehfiredog
      @tehfiredog 25 дней назад +9

      ...these days?

    • @Just4Growers
      @Just4Growers 25 дней назад +1

      @@tehfiredogbeat me to it!

    • @OrlaDoyle-xg7nk
      @OrlaDoyle-xg7nk 25 дней назад +3

      Oh jesus , he does.. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Adelaide-audits.
      @Adelaide-audits. 25 дней назад +1

      Big! , for someone who can't even put his own profile pic up!!!😮😅😅😂

    • @Adelaide-audits.
      @Adelaide-audits. 25 дней назад +1

      ​@@tehfiredoghe hasn't changed noticeably in the last 20 years! 😮😅😂

  • @johncharleson8733
    @johncharleson8733 20 дней назад +17

    2:07 "I dress like a ... grownup" Love it!

  • @karipaturketo5438
    @karipaturketo5438 23 дня назад +19

    There's a bit of 💩at the end of your racket...😂😂bravo sir👏👏

    • @howiestoffberg
      @howiestoffberg 13 дней назад

      must be his accent, but what was the heckler's answer after Henman looked at his racket?

    • @malikazeez3743
      @malikazeez3743 13 дней назад +1

      ​@@howiestoffberg "not that end" 😂 as in, not the end of the racket Hernman was looking at

    • @howiestoffberg
      @howiestoffberg 12 дней назад

      @@malikazeez3743 got ya 🤣

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 25 дней назад +86

    I would never heckle this guy. It's like kicking a sleeping tiger.

    • @ABVW92
      @ABVW92 25 дней назад +7

      I get what you mean, but it's hardly a sleeping tiger, the man's usually been telling hilarious jokes for a bit before anyone heckles, that tiger is obviously awake lol!

    • @Sean-tj5cu
      @Sean-tj5cu 25 дней назад +7

      @@ABVW92 jesus christ, bet you're fun at parties

    • @oddhominem
      @oddhominem 25 дней назад +2

      ​@@Sean-tj5cu - l bet YOU aren't.

    • @mr.d5314
      @mr.d5314 25 дней назад +5

      "I would never heckle this guy. It's like kicking a sleeping tiger."
      Is that true? Do tigers give you witty retorts if you kick them while they're asleep? Now I want to try it, has anyone got a sleepy tiger that I can borrow?

    • @dama301
      @dama301 25 дней назад

      What's with all the autistic replies here, geez

  • @Cashprt
    @Cashprt 24 дня назад +14

    Jimmy is looking better every day. Lost weight, looks healthy. Good on him.

  • @scruffygaming627
    @scruffygaming627 25 дней назад +44

    For a guy who gets canceled a lot, he's a nice guy. lol

    • @johngibson6597
      @johngibson6597 12 дней назад

      They usually are, it's the 🔔 ends that cancel that need a sense of humour!

  • @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511
    @ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511 25 дней назад +15

    surely the only guy NOT circumcised in tel aviv

  • @ONLYJDkettlebels
    @ONLYJDkettlebels 25 дней назад +30

    I was at that show in tel Aviv - the guy shouted how does it feel to be the only guy not circumcised! Jimmy

  • @lmechb3305
    @lmechb3305 23 дня назад +6

    ‘I’m not sensitive on the point’ would have been a good comeback on the circumcised heckle

    • @Dreadpirateflappy
      @Dreadpirateflappy 22 дня назад +2

      Except he told that part wrong, he was asked how it feels to be the only guy NOT circumcised... it's tel aviv, everyone is circumcised there.

    • @lmechb3305
      @lmechb3305 21 день назад +3

      @@Dreadpirateflappy therefore ‘I’m quite sensitive on the point’

  • @alexanderkelbrick7492
    @alexanderkelbrick7492 25 дней назад +8

    Jimmy is just getting better, awesome to see an artist's evolution!

  • @arthurmurfitt7698
    @arthurmurfitt7698 24 дня назад +6

    Love ya, Jimmy! Especially after learning more about you and your incredibly interesting story on Diary of a CEO. Cheers!

  • @R0bobb1e
    @R0bobb1e 23 дня назад +4

    You bring so much joy to the world!

  • @onslaughtcr3078
    @onslaughtcr3078 25 дней назад +28

    And still going strong. Good

  • @REJohns
    @REJohns 25 дней назад +6

    You're brilliant! You've brought laughter back into my life. I only wish, I had stumbled upon you while you were still touring the United States.

  • @yGKeKe
    @yGKeKe 24 дня назад +9

    The jokes are timeless, but every year his face looks more like Slappy from Goosebumps.

    • @mapledelight
      @mapledelight 16 дней назад

      The predictable going to court in a suit joke wasn't timeless, he just swapped it from scouser.

  • @Jet-xk7ss
    @Jet-xk7ss 25 дней назад +5

    He’s like a British robin Williams. So quick and hysterically funny

  • @winzracingNZ
    @winzracingNZ 25 дней назад +18

    Paul saved himself a painful existence with that then... Clever man

  • @CharlesTimothy-en7to
    @CharlesTimothy-en7to 23 дня назад +1

    A beast of a comedian , so bloody quick.

  • @darylmorning
    @darylmorning 25 дней назад +7

    2:21 Not with that mouth.🤣

  • @colleenclements5715
    @colleenclements5715 25 дней назад +16

    Stellar comebacks 🏆👏

  • @memofrf
    @memofrf 20 часов назад

    Brilliant work. Thank you.

  • @sunriseboy4837
    @sunriseboy4837 18 дней назад

    Holy crap, no wonder people love JC. He forces people to look at themselves and reality, and "get on the program".
    Fully excellent 'therapeutic' comedy.
    Thank you, JC!

  • @LordBhorak
    @LordBhorak 25 дней назад +4

    I'd say Jimmy is also a makeup artist. He makes up brilliant fucking jokes!

    • @LordBhorak
      @LordBhorak 25 дней назад

      Btw... if Jimmy or his staff sees this, come to Bangkok. Because I'm not fucking coming to some "Bristol" to watch you, but would love to see you live. :)

  • @CT_97
    @CT_97 23 дня назад +6

    The Bromley court line is amazing

  • @jonathanhindson1594
    @jonathanhindson1594 24 дня назад +11

    As an Ex-Catholic performing in Israel, shouldn't the heckle have been 'How does it feel to be the only UNCIRCUMCISED guy in the room'?!

  • @kevowski
    @kevowski 25 дней назад +3

    “Smashing pasties” 🤣👌🏻

  • @lg2525
    @lg2525 25 дней назад +3

    Love you Jimmy your a genius and a legend in my eyes.... From Colombia

  • @halfabee
    @halfabee 19 дней назад +1

    I have seen Jimmy Carr in Longleat. And yes he was the most well-groomed and dressed person I had seen.

  • @toniromao6716
    @toniromao6716 25 дней назад +4

    He isn't canceled!

  • @mikehotchkiss8975
    @mikehotchkiss8975 25 дней назад +4

    Don't change a thing Jimmy. Greets from Vancouver Island in Canada

  • @jaredkennedy6576
    @jaredkennedy6576 25 дней назад +6

    Completely skipped over the woman saying Paul died next week.

  • @BillyWigfall-r9l
    @BillyWigfall-r9l 12 дней назад

    That portable haze machine is pretty cool.

  • @PieterBreda
    @PieterBreda 8 дней назад

    The only comedian that actively engages the audience

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb 25 дней назад +15

    “Where’s Alan?” 😂

    • @curriehot
      @curriehot 25 дней назад +1

      I’m here 😂

    • @nikolakozhuharov1042
      @nikolakozhuharov1042 25 дней назад +4

      you know what Jimmy would have answered

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 25 дней назад

      "He's at your house, fucking your dad" is what Jimmy would say 😛

    • @Juan-wo7zu
      @Juan-wo7zu 25 дней назад

      “He’s at your house fucking your dad”

    • @tjjames9846
      @tjjames9846 25 дней назад

      @@nikolakozhuharov1042 - “He’s fucking your Dad!”

  • @alanwood5064
    @alanwood5064 4 дня назад

    Dripping like an egg sarny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrMarco33333
    @MrMarco33333 21 день назад

    Mr Benn the movie. Perfect casting.

  • @rikwilliams6352
    @rikwilliams6352 12 дней назад +1

    As an infantry veteran who served in Iraq & Afghan... that was fucking funny.

  • @fieldie
    @fieldie 20 дней назад

    Got my tickets already, looking forward to seeing you!

  • @JOHNNY-zx1lc
    @JOHNNY-zx1lc 25 дней назад +2

    Abandoned by your own 😂

  • @booshallmighty
    @booshallmighty 12 дней назад

    Any soldier would love that joke. Comedy was born a dark place. Comedy has won us wars.

  • @smithpm81
    @smithpm81 25 дней назад +4

    hilarious JC keep up the great work

  • @morrisanderson818
    @morrisanderson818 4 дня назад

    Love British comedy,💯👍🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿

  • @soniadennis7801
    @soniadennis7801 18 дней назад

    Paul had a lucky escape!

  • @danteeightsix9069
    @danteeightsix9069 25 дней назад +12

    You can only be "canceled" if you "cancel" yourself.

    • @Turalcar
      @Turalcar 23 дня назад +4

      The prison is in your mind

  • @conquiztador89
    @conquiztador89 25 дней назад +7

    Guys put subtitles when someone from the audience is speaking. Cant hear/understand the accent

  • @OrlaDoyle-xg7nk
    @OrlaDoyle-xg7nk 25 дней назад +3

    Hes Genius !🎉

  • @johnw2019
    @johnw2019 25 дней назад +6

    Jimmy's uncancelable

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc 25 дней назад +3

    I love him so much

  • @jimbozium
    @jimbozium 17 дней назад

    Jimmy has made me laugh for years and I wrote this because he inspires me. He is a prolific joke writer.
    Jimmy Carr is a fucking
    Machine who also
    Occasionally tells jokes.

  • @senordingdong4827
    @senordingdong4827 25 дней назад +3

    Why would he be the only person in Tel Aviv not circumcised? I would have thought they'd all be circumcised.

    • @ONLYJDkettlebels
      @ONLYJDkettlebels 25 дней назад +2

      Yeah he miss spoke, they said how does it feel not to be circumcised- it was absolutely hilarious- never seen jimmy lost for words

    • @Dreadpirateflappy
      @Dreadpirateflappy 22 дня назад +2

      yeah, cocked that up.

    • @senordingdong4827
      @senordingdong4827 22 дня назад

      @@Dreadpirateflappy Maybe it was different live... that was just a snip!

  • @JimMedcraft
    @JimMedcraft 21 день назад +1

    Even with the paralympic joke, still had a political comment underneath it. He's a clever guy

  • @philbaillie2284
    @philbaillie2284 17 дней назад

    Was just thinking about the court joke before he said it.......peasrsonally court and funerals hahahaaaaa😂😂😂

  • @Life_Of_Lilliana
    @Life_Of_Lilliana 15 дней назад

    You look quite dapper in a suit, actually.

  • @nigelwest3430
    @nigelwest3430 24 дня назад +2

    Nasty humour

  • @planetpaddys
    @planetpaddys 6 дней назад

    why buy tickets? iv pretty much seen the full show on youtube xD

  • @pwuk
    @pwuk 23 дня назад +3

    I didn't expect Robbie Rotten to move into standup comedy

  • @coops1964
    @coops1964 24 дня назад +3

    Dripping like an egg sarnie. 😮😂

  • @MartinRonky
    @MartinRonky 25 дней назад +1

    Great

  • @blackmettle
    @blackmettle 25 дней назад +5

    9:57 Come and fix this afterwards. LOL. Nobody understood that.

    • @neiana
      @neiana 25 дней назад

      I think it's because there was some confusion on whether she was a "classical artist" or a "make up artist" and if he were replying to "classical artist" (the last thing I heard her say) it didn't make sense.

  • @alpharoo4251
    @alpharoo4251 22 дня назад +2

    In my multimedia degree 20 years ago I devised a technology where people at an event could post messages to a screen.
    I see it still has no useful application.

  • @VoidyVoidz
    @VoidyVoidz 20 дней назад

    This geezer is something else. #LEGEND4LYF

  • @freaksh0560
    @freaksh0560 25 дней назад +1

    Just realised Jimmy Carr is the new Johnny English 😂

  • @Silo65
    @Silo65 20 дней назад +1

    Where was this in Bromley?

  • @MichaelLasotaWheresWaldo
    @MichaelLasotaWheresWaldo 22 дня назад

    why do the jokes frequently get reposted?

  • @raykarena4595
    @raykarena4595 24 дня назад +2

    Snowflakes can't cancel Jimmy, he's to talented and uber funny...

  • @markharrison3096
    @markharrison3096 18 дней назад

    A joke, you told. He repeated and you said " weve found the person with the memory of a goldfish"

  • @michal24980
    @michal24980 23 дня назад

    Redbar is watching...

  • @jimmyjimmy951
    @jimmyjimmy951 24 дня назад +1

    Make Jimmy the UK PM..

  • @jantestowy123
    @jantestowy123 20 дней назад

    love it!

  • @dagher9
    @dagher9 16 дней назад

    You look like Walter (Jeff Dunham) 😂

  • @denispol79
    @denispol79 14 дней назад

    It's all laugh and giggles - but he's right.
    In 1976, after the war, we got the 3rd place in medal count.
    2028, here we come )
    Correction, here we roll.

  • @cfluff6716
    @cfluff6716 13 дней назад

    Miles? Thought y’all used kilometers and the metric

  • @Lifes_Adventure
    @Lifes_Adventure 11 дней назад

    JIMMY I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEED

  • @djgiuseppe3197
    @djgiuseppe3197 25 дней назад

    Hilarious!

  • @vicstf8432
    @vicstf8432 22 дня назад

    I wonder how you go to a show by mistake.

  • @TheRealASN
    @TheRealASN 20 дней назад

    Would love to work with you editing your audio to fix the reverberation

  • @kuukeli
    @kuukeli 25 дней назад +1

    good video

  • @ferdyhoshigakitube
    @ferdyhoshigakitube 19 дней назад +1

    Why does he look like Kenneth Copland lite?

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 11 дней назад

    You think he pays his fair share of taxes?

  • @Johnny-sj9sj
    @Johnny-sj9sj 14 дней назад

    Glad to behold him not using that pathetic forced laugh. It was as bad as people on here doing LOL with cackling emojis.

  • @3handedpoker
    @3handedpoker 22 дня назад

    Larry David

  • @privatechannel8462
    @privatechannel8462 23 дня назад

    Its not happened yet

  • @blazinstars6660
    @blazinstars6660 15 дней назад

    maybe prince harry have u as a guest at next invintus games lol netflix would buy that

  • @philbaillie2284
    @philbaillie2284 17 дней назад

    We walk 90 miles just for fun once a year in the isle of man....they need to up their game!

  • @commander57
    @commander57 4 дня назад

    Click bait.

  • @radonradon5478
    @radonradon5478 25 дней назад

    It is food when the performer repeats what the audience member said...otherwise 🤔

  • @faykouri1162
    @faykouri1162 25 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dogpaw775
    @dogpaw775 25 дней назад

    people are bizarre.

  • @LindaJones-wg3jr
    @LindaJones-wg3jr 25 дней назад

    he just don't care so funny

  • @TheMcmansilla
    @TheMcmansilla 25 дней назад +2

    fucking legend

  • @Swenser
    @Swenser 13 дней назад

    The face is not the problem. Get the hair sorted.

  • @jameswalker7459
    @jameswalker7459 16 дней назад

    ..never in my life did I ever think had vote Labour and like a Jimmy carr video...