James forgot about Lester the Unlikely part 6.. you pay your money for the game but instead of a game, the employee at the store just kicks you in the balls..
in LtU: The final chapter, the unrated edition, Lester is reaped in the Hunger Games with every action movie hero ever created. Lester takes one look and jumps off his platform, blowing himself to back to the game world where FPS Russia blows him up again, telling him to "Have a nice day". He then ends up in Shrek's swamp, where Glass Joe beats him black and blue. Grav3yard girl then tries to figure out if he really works, then beats the crap out of him and tosses him in a dumpster. MatPat tries to come up with a theory as to why Lester has so many sequels and how he keeps surviving all these nonsensical punishments the RUclips commenters keep coming up with but contemplating it causes a nuclear explosion which vaporizes Lester, who is now living in a dump with spooky, scary Skeletons and enjoying it better than his crappy game but still had to endure Mike J ramming the Hutzler Banana slicer up his rear every hour. The particles appear in the middle of a Nostalgia Critic review and he chases them around comic-con before they change into the form of Freddy Fazbear before being destroyed by purple man, who unzips himself to reveal none other than Lester himself: Lester is purple guy. Every character from everything Lester's been through then attacks him until he's an oil stain in the pavement. The AVGN takes a dump on it, which only offends him, so Superman blasts it back into LtU 1, which is why the game is so crappy to begin with.
I just love how Lester does things out his own will and disobeys the player. HE RUNS AWAY FROM THE FUCKING TURTLE. WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY PROGRAM THE GAME LIKE THAT?
+theuncalledfor It all has to do with badges. You can't have Pokemon exceed a certain level until you beat another gym, which raises your maximum capacity for training Pokemon.
AlluMan96 I repeat: I thought only traded pokemon disobey when they exceed your badge-level. Don't pokemon that you catch in the wild, or hatch from an egg, always obey even if they're above your badge-level?
@@KLegyyn Steve Urkel was a dork and a buffoon, but if you had the choice between being abandoned on an island with Lester The Unlikely or Steve Urkel, you’d ALWAYS go with Urkel!
Watching this again and I have just one question: How on Earth did someone like Lester, who the game establishes to be very afraid of virtually harmless sea turtles, who has possibly narcolepsy, and is an established physical wimp manage to swim to a deserted island after his ship was shunk? Was it that close by?
I'm having a hard time believing that he actually swam from the sunken ship given his disappointing lack of stamina or any kind of upper body strength.
To be fair, the developers had a somewhat creative idea where over the course of the game, the character develops "courage"/strength. However, it takes time for that to happen and I imagine gamers would be rather frustrated initially dealing with a character who starts out being afraid of his own shadow.
To be fair, this game really isn't that bad. It has some cryptic "where the fuck do I go and what the fuck do I do" parts, but that used to be common back in those days. The expectation was that you would at least have the manual. It's no Super Metroid or anything like that, but it's not a bad game. Just an average game.
That's every Hollywood movie about an underdog ever. "Somewhat creative" is being generous. It's a tired, hack-y idea still used in tween movies everywhere, and millions of books. Ripping off an old tired Hollywood idea is not my idea of creativity, but if that's what gets you excited, you'll love the new Twilight movie and game and teddy Bear and antiseptic and hemorrhoids cream and suppository, etc...
"And there's a new one coming on the PS4 using the latest, state-of-the-art technology of constructing the disk out of orangutan diarrhea." Pre-ordered.
Coming soon to theaters: Lester The Unlikely - The Movie Starring Rick Moranis as Lester, Dennis Hopper as The Turtle, Gilbert Gottfried as The Bird, Michael Keaton as The Bats, and Nicolas Cage as The Fiery Ghost Hands
"he's gonna take you back to the past" takes a whole new meaning when you're 28 and reminiscing of your early teenage years watching AVGN at the weekend drinking session
This game might have been more interesting if Lester grew a pair during gameplay. He would be less afraid each stage, his attacks would start getting stronger, he'd start running faster, etc.
TheDreReichDude Right, someone below in the comments had already pointed out and I only noticed after I wrote this. To be fair, AVGN is probably making the point that if a game isn't really much fun at the start there's probably not a good incentive to keep playing to see if it gets better.
For people wanting to try this game out for themselves: You can look up and down by holdng L or R for a second. Really weird, but at least you're able to look up and down. You CAN hold a weapon and an item at the same time. The game is just being very fussy where you're positioned when you try to pick up the rock. When stuck on the sinking ground, you get a chance to jump back to safer ground - pressing just B will make him jump forward. You kick the purple totem pole to continue.
for the look up and down thing that is kinda cool (for an Nes or Snes title anyways, looking all around is kind of a thing a lot of modern games let you do) reminds me of Mario World where you could hold Up/Down and iirc holding L or R or something similar while looking up/down would Lock the camera
With Lester the Unlikely 7, there is no game, no system, nothing. You just give the clerk at gamestop $50, ask for Lester the Unlikely 7, and he steps out and kicks you in the nuts.
The Flowers of Robert Maplethorpe, now that is a game that makes Silver Surfer or the Mega Man series look like a walk in the park. Only the most hardcore and I mean HARDCORE of gamers even attempt to dare tackling that challenge. You would need a damn Game Genie to conquer that beast but the CD-I never had one.
Lester the Unlikely 7 is coming on Xbox One. When the game starts, Lester falls down, and Master Chief teabags him. Then you get the red ring of death.
MountainD18 I would seriously like to see Steve Urkel beat the shit out of this more pathetic version of woody allen. No urkelbot or Stephon shit. Just Lester and Urkel. lol
Yeah, the Ape Dude rocks! Also, Artyom from the Metro games, he wears glasses, is kind of shy, runs a little library, and last but not least kicks ass!
ii121 That would be a pretty cool game. Imagine Castlevania™ starring hardcore BDSM leathermen with a soundtrack by Mapplethorpe's former punk paramour Patti Smith.
To be completely fair, this game has an interesting premise and it comes together well if you actually get far enough into the game. Lester is not Mario or Link. Lester is suppose to be a normal kid with no worldly experience dumped into an unfamiliar situation where his life is in real danger. He is slow, hesitant, paranoid of is surroundings, and even awkward defending himself -- exactly the way a kid might be if in his situation. He is more relatable than other game heroes like Mario and Link whose courage and reliability were already present in the beginning. If you get far enough into the game, Lester becomes increasingly less fearful. He finds a real weapon. He starts accomplishing real feats. His walk cycle begins reflecting much more confidence. He becomes less of a nerd and more of a survivor. That is the premise of the game -- starting with a scared child and ending with action hero.
It's just little errors, like that climbing sequence, bird pf doom, Item and Weapon two slots (may be it will make more sense in the further game), non-distinguishing weapons, which turned potentially one of the cleverest premises into an AVGN material.
Dreadjaws Yes, it does happen. I won't give away the ending in detail, but we get a screenshot of Lester laying on a beach and ripped like a body builder.
Yeah, it does slurp coagulated donkey jizz through my grandmother's anus. It's mainly just awful reality TV. Don't get me wrong, most reality shows are bad (with the exception of Mythbusters, My Cat From Hell, and a select group of Japanese game shows), but the crap today is just excruciatingly ungodly.
To be fair, it worked for the OddWorld games because they were slow, methodical, puzzle platformers that required you to be more attentive, not to mention Abe himself wasn't exactly the definition of "strong." He was a janitorial worker at a factory...and SLAVE labor at that! If he were ripped, it'd be a question of "well why doesn't he just beat the shit outta his Glukkon bosses who want to turn Abe and his Mudokkon buddies in to New N' Tasty treats?", so having him die fairly easily to even falling too great a height makes a bit more sense than a bobcat with a white T-shirt emblazoned with a red exclamation point and the "comedic wit" of Pauly Shore starring in a Sonic-style fast-paced side-scrolling platformer...side-note, I cannot BELIEVE I just compared Bubsy to Sonic; for that, I just a few seconds ago received a mach-speed bitch-slap from the blue blur himself! XD
9:28 I remember when this video came out when I was little, I remember thinking "PS4" sounds so future so weird.... Now we have PS5... Let that sink in
I kind of feel sorry for Lester. If I picked up the game, I'd have to finish it, just because I'd feel like I was abandoning some poor schmuck who doesn't stand a chance without my help. The sound he makes when he gets hurt just breaks my heart.
*plays Lester the unlikely* *sees this meme*: "THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED IS NOW HUNTING YOU DOWN FOR UNKNOWN REASONS! HOW FUCKED ARE YOU!?" Me: Yeah I'll live
"This game is very unnecessarily challenging and unsatisfying due to the awkward controls, poor graphics, and bad story, but will the Nerd like it? Watch to find out!" - Description box Gee I wonder if he's gonna like it...
The air humping gets me every time. Especially since he can't figure out what it even does, it feels like it was just included for the sake of including a humping animation XD
What if the Nerd was right? What if Lester from Lester the Unlikely is the same Lester from GTA 5? Hence the fact that the Nerd did say he'll make his leap onto the PS4 and that explains why Lester uses a cane. I guess falling from heights really did cause serious injury
***** Yeah, I know cause I had a real copy of it. Freakiest and creepiest thing I ever saw as a kid x.x Need to emulaet/buy it again so I can try to beat it
2:25 Lester is actually pretty badass. Any human irl would have broken their ankles. Man, I wish there was actually Matrix music playing on the part when Lester is running away from the bats, and that it wasn't just in a YTP of this episode.
"Have you ever had a game character disobey?" *looks over to Metroid Other M, Mother 3, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, Lego Indiana Jones, and Metal Gear Solid*
This is actually quite an enjoyable game, it was something that had never been done before in a video game; a character that did not want to be where it was that actually acted like it did not want to be there, instead of it just saying so in the opening scene... As the game progresses Lester actually gains some balls, stops protesting, and kicks major ass... the controls are a little awkward but they are easy to get used to.
James forgot about Lester the Unlikely part 6.. you pay your money for the game but instead of a game, the employee at the store just kicks you in the balls..
in LtU: The final chapter, the unrated edition, Lester is reaped in the Hunger Games with every action movie hero ever created. Lester takes one look and jumps off his platform, blowing himself to back to the game world where FPS Russia blows him up again, telling him to "Have a nice day". He then ends up in Shrek's swamp, where Glass Joe beats him black and blue. Grav3yard girl then tries to figure out if he really works, then beats the crap out of him and tosses him in a dumpster. MatPat tries to come up with a theory as to why Lester has so many sequels and how he keeps surviving all these nonsensical punishments the RUclips commenters keep coming up with but contemplating it causes a nuclear explosion which vaporizes Lester, who is now living in a dump with spooky, scary Skeletons and enjoying it better than his crappy game but still had to endure Mike J ramming the Hutzler Banana slicer up his rear every hour. The particles appear in the middle of a Nostalgia Critic review and he chases them around comic-con before they change into the form of Freddy Fazbear before being destroyed by purple man, who unzips himself to reveal none other than Lester himself: Lester is purple guy. Every character from everything Lester's been through then attacks him until he's an oil stain in the pavement. The AVGN takes a dump on it, which only offends him, so Superman blasts it back into LtU 1, which is why the game is so crappy to begin with.
+Adam Poole (animeguy4ever) for the anniversary of lester the unlikely. you buy the game and when you open the box the disc inside is sonic boom.
H. Pinecone - You pay your money and get sent to the 7th circle of hell.
Adam Poole Glad I don't have balls then 😂
and part 7 is a cell KEEP YOUR 17 AND 18 AWAY
I love how Lester was apparently able to swim all the way to this deserted island yet he's afraid of a turtle. What the fuck?
true that
And not be afraid of the burning skeleton world. Because logic.
a turtle was chasing him
I love how Lester was able to swim all the way to this deserted island yet he can't help himself when he's sinking into the fire. What the fuck?
I just love how Lester does things out his own will and disobeys the player. HE RUNS AWAY FROM THE FUCKING TURTLE. WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY PROGRAM THE GAME LIKE THAT?
"have you ever had a game character disobey?" every time I play any sims game ever
The Red Spider. or if I grind too much in Pokemon. I always make that mistake. And I might be the only one
+Arthur DENT
Do self-caught pokemon do that? I thought only the traded pokemon ever disobey.
+theuncalledfor
It all has to do with badges. You can't have Pokemon exceed a certain level until you beat another gym, which raises your maximum capacity for training Pokemon.
AlluMan96
I repeat: I thought only traded pokemon disobey when they exceed your badge-level. Don't pokemon that you catch in the wild, or hatch from an egg, always obey even if they're above your badge-level?
No, I don't think so. Even wild ones will disobey if too powerful.
Honestly James needs to revisit this game. The farther you go in the game Lester becomes more of a badass and eventually saves an amazonian princess
@etrestre9403It's real.
@etrestre9403yeah its real. Lester will also move more normally
I beat the game actually
However for 12 levels you are stuck playing as the lester we all know, the guy who runs from a turtle
I agree
"Steve Urkel could kick the shit out this guy." Now that's funny!
doctorsmoothlove I would love to see that!
69th like
Steve Urkel would. With and without the superman suit.
@@KLegyyn Steve Urkel was a dork and a buffoon, but if you had the choice between being abandoned on an island with Lester The Unlikely or Steve Urkel, you’d ALWAYS go with Urkel!
And then he'd say, "Did I do that?"
Watching this again and I have just one question:
How on Earth did someone like Lester, who the game establishes to be very afraid of virtually harmless sea turtles, who has possibly narcolepsy, and is an established physical wimp manage to swim to a deserted island after his ship was shunk?
Was it that close by?
The ship probably crashed as soon as it hit the sand on the shore
It also said at the beginning that he found a life vest.
He also wasn’t even moving relative to the shore. He couldn’t even swim with the tide.
i guess you can consider lester as the unlikely dead
Hey he may be weak but he was a grade A swimmer
I'm having a hard time believing that he actually swam from the sunken ship given his disappointing lack of stamina or any kind of upper body strength.
He has the arm strength of a wet noodle
Maybe waves pushed his unconscious body to the shores
The guy keeps pulling himself up from the overhang of a sheer cliffside. That's some crazy strength.
Dude pushed a boulder bigger than he is, and he could push it further than AVGN had him push it.
Let's just assume he found a rubber ring.
His collection is so amazing. So many boxed games, rare finds, and a huge library.
Lester?
If you love it so much why don’t you marry AVGNs shelves?
It's all donated by fans
@@heathercalun4919Heck no, that's my woman.
@@gaminacthemaniac6444 I wish she was MINE~ 😂😂😂
10:02 Lester died because of a DROP OF WATER
Chinese water torture?
Probably acid.
That doesn't make any sense!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
the worst part is, the water drop was already hitting the floor.
"What's so threatening about a fucking turtle?"
Play Mario Kart and find out
Those are KOOPA SHELLS
NOT TURTLE
SCP-066 I know that, but I'm pretty sure Koopas are supposed to be based off of turtles.
Leopold Litchenstein
Indeed they are.
Speaking of which...
Bowser was based off a spiked shell turtle found in the sewers in Australia.
SCP-066 That puts a lot into perspective
Leopold Litchenstein
Being based off a turtle doesn't make it one.
Its just based off one.
"Why does he just stand still? It's like he wants to die." I think you hit the nail on the head.
I like how he threw in The Flowers of Robert Maplethorpe, during the episode. 😂
To be fair, the developers had a somewhat creative idea where over the course of the game, the character develops "courage"/strength. However, it takes time for that to happen and I imagine gamers would be rather frustrated initially dealing with a character who starts out being afraid of his own shadow.
If I know it's there, that's all the motivation I need.
To be fair, this game really isn't that bad. It has some cryptic "where the fuck do I go and what the fuck do I do" parts, but that used to be common back in those days. The expectation was that you would at least have the manual. It's no Super Metroid or anything like that, but it's not a bad game. Just an average game.
That's every Hollywood movie about an underdog ever.
"Somewhat creative" is being generous. It's a tired, hack-y idea still used in tween movies everywhere, and millions of books.
Ripping off an old tired Hollywood idea is not my idea of creativity, but if that's what gets you excited, you'll love the new Twilight movie and game and teddy Bear and antiseptic and hemorrhoids cream and suppository, etc...
@@Boogie_the_cat I mean, I've never heard of any other video game doing that. It's a near concept to get braver as you go.
"And there's a new one coming on the PS4 using the latest, state-of-the-art technology of constructing the disk out of orangutan diarrhea."
Pre-ordered.
Coming soon to theaters: Lester The Unlikely - The Movie
Starring Rick Moranis as Lester, Dennis Hopper as The Turtle, Gilbert Gottfried as The Bird, Michael Keaton as The Bats, and Nicolas Cage as The Fiery Ghost Hands
I understood all those references.
Yep.
btw, since it's multiple bats, I should also include Adam West, Val Kilmar, George Clooney, Christian Bale, and Ben Affleck.
HaHa! I didn't know what you were talking about, but then I realized you were making references, nice!
Don't forget Kevin Conroy
seanmyster6 you sir are brilliant
"he's gonna take you back to the past" takes a whole new meaning when you're 28 and reminiscing of your early teenage years watching AVGN at the weekend drinking session
Same minus the drinking. Just late nights on the laptop without my parents knowing
Glad I'm not the only one.
This game might have been more interesting if Lester grew a pair during gameplay. He would be less afraid each stage, his attacks would start getting stronger, he'd start running faster, etc.
TheDreReichDude Right, someone below in the comments had already pointed out and I only noticed after I wrote this.
To be fair, AVGN is probably making the point that if a game isn't really much fun at the start there's probably not a good incentive to keep playing to see if it gets better.
Or you could just play Space Ace
BUT HE DOES
He does....
He did during the game
Lester the Unlikely can move a small three man rock with his bare hands. He's no Chin, but I wouldn't mess with him.
Move out 1.2 billion rocks
Hong Kong 97 part 2, starring Lester
@@whaduzitmatr That's quite unlikely.
@@Dannwond I see what you did there.
The Flowers of Robert Maplethorp.
8/10 Too much implied water. - IGN
fuck ign
ign is right
0/10 No naked men and women in Maplethorp’s work.
You should see his photos where he shoves stuff up his ass. No joke.
7.8/10 too many flowers
the fact the he just says “oh” when he dies or gets hurt is so goddamn weird
Never seen Spider-Man?
I thought he was saying doh personally
like link in zelda 2
I'm going to start walking like Lester at school and see what people say
Do it! just do it!
lol :D
+The Hanging Garden people already hate me and if I start walking like Lester I'll get beaten up for sure lol
The Hanging Garden idk people just don't really like me
+Blitz Beast same
For people wanting to try this game out for themselves:
You can look up and down by holdng L or R for a second. Really weird, but at least you're able to look up and down.
You CAN hold a weapon and an item at the same time. The game is just being very fussy where you're positioned when you try to pick up the rock.
When stuck on the sinking ground, you get a chance to jump back to safer ground - pressing just B will make him jump forward.
You kick the purple totem pole to continue.
for the look up and down thing that is kinda cool (for an Nes or Snes title anyways, looking all around is kind of a thing a lot of modern games let you do) reminds me of Mario World where you could hold Up/Down and iirc holding L or R or something similar while looking up/down would Lock the camera
Also it you fall while crouching, you won't take fall damage
With Lester the Unlikely 7, there is no game, no system, nothing. You just give the clerk at gamestop $50, ask for Lester the Unlikely 7, and he steps out and kicks you in the nuts.
😂😂😂😂
Then Lester the Unlikely 8 comes along. The moment you mention it, it's instant de--
Modern gamestop experience.
I always crack up at Lester's taking damage sound effect, "Ohh!"
The Flowers of Robert Maplethorpe, now that is a game that makes Silver Surfer or the Mega Man series look like a walk in the park. Only the most hardcore and I mean HARDCORE of gamers even attempt to dare tackling that challenge. You would need a damn Game Genie to conquer that beast but the CD-I never had one.
But you forget, the challenge is to identify each flower, really hard lol XD
You thought ninja gaiden was hard? Pushover, watching flowers is the REAL DEAL.
let's be glad they didn't make a game of his art that isn't flowers ..
I mean, there’s probably a few rosebuds in there!
I know they say it makes Ghosts and Goblins look like child’s play
Lester the Unlikely 7 is coming on Xbox One. When the game starts, Lester falls down, and Master Chief teabags him. Then you get the red ring of death.
ROFL.
RRoD on Xbox One? Is that even possible?
" Steve Urkel could beat the shit out of this guy. "
XD
That's genius! Lol.
Wow,, my Steve Urkel comment got 10 thumbs up. I don't think I ever achieved that on Google+. Nothing really special about it, but it is what it is.
MountainD18 I lost it at that part
***** thanks mate. The road to 100, lol.
MountainD18 I would seriously like to see Steve Urkel beat the shit out of this more pathetic version of woody allen. No urkelbot or Stephon shit. Just Lester and Urkel. lol
“This guy needs to take lessons from Mario.”
Mario actually did try teaching Lester. In fact, Mario came up with the game’s title teaching him.
"what's he doing?" "what the hell's that about?" lmao
He sounds so incredulous lmao
“Jump.” “Ugh, what is he, humping the air now?”
Nerds don't want to play as nerds !
true dat
I imagine TSA agents would hate Papers Please for the same reason.
Tell that to Half-Life fans.
Joshua Tell that to half the Overwatch cast too. You can even play as a GIANT FUCKING APE nerd.
Yeah, the Ape Dude rocks! Also, Artyom from the Metro games, he wears glasses, is kind of shy, runs a little library, and last but not least kicks ass!
I wonder if they made a video game out of Mapplethorpe's non-flower related art.
This post lead me to some terrible places...
You warned me, but I looked anyway. I was a fool.
ii121 That would be a pretty cool game. Imagine Castlevania™ starring hardcore BDSM leathermen with a soundtrack by Mapplethorpe's former punk paramour Patti Smith.
It would still be better than Halo or Call Of Duty.
It would probly still be better than sonic boom.
"Why does he stand still? It's like he's asking to die. This is the same guy who fell asleep on a cargo platform." Hahahaha
To be completely fair, this game has an interesting premise and it comes together well if you actually get far enough into the game. Lester is not Mario or Link. Lester is suppose to be a normal kid with no worldly experience dumped into an unfamiliar situation where his life is in real danger. He is slow, hesitant, paranoid of is surroundings, and even awkward defending himself -- exactly the way a kid might be if in his situation. He is more relatable than other game heroes like Mario and Link whose courage and reliability were already present in the beginning. If you get far enough into the game, Lester becomes increasingly less fearful. He finds a real weapon. He starts accomplishing real feats. His walk cycle begins reflecting much more confidence. He becomes less of a nerd and more of a survivor. That is the premise of the game -- starting with a scared child and ending with action hero.
I never got beyond the tribal village. Wonder how far I was from the abilities you're describing.
It's just little errors, like that climbing sequence, bird pf doom, Item and Weapon two slots (may be it will make more sense in the further game), non-distinguishing weapons, which turned potentially one of the cleverest premises into an AVGN material.
I might get a Super Gentendo to play that, now that you talk about it.
Wait, seriously, that actually happens? I _just_ made a comment saying how that'd make the game much better.
Dreadjaws
Yes, it does happen. I won't give away the ending in detail, but we get a screenshot of Lester laying on a beach and ripped like a body builder.
"Man, TV nowadays suck..." I couldn't agree with you more.
Your avatar says otherwise.
To be fair, The Amazing World of Gumball is pretty funny.
Tfw analog TV is dead
Lester the Unlikely 5 is an underrated classic
I know right?
Ya know, these screams that AVGN makes at 8:00 fits better as a death sound effect than Lester's "OH!".
AVGN: Man. TV nowadays sucks.
Me: I feel you man.
Yeah, it does slurp coagulated donkey jizz through my grandmother's anus. It's mainly just awful reality TV. Don't get me wrong, most reality shows are bad (with the exception of Mythbusters, My Cat From Hell, and a select group of Japanese game shows), but the crap today is just excruciatingly ungodly.
Jon Kelley
Shark Tank, Bar Rescue, Restaurant/Hotel Impossible, Intervention... All actually pretty badass reality TV shows..
Bar Rescue? That's a show? That sounds awesome.
yeah like ed edd n eddy
***** :-)
I can't wait for Lester the Unlikely 7 on the R-Zone 2
I cant wait for Lester The Unlikely 8 on the XBOX 260 Version 1.0
While you're waiting for that, I'm waiting for Lester the Unlikely 10 on LGN Art
damn son whered you find this
Is it on 420 spooky street
k brah
“You can't have falling damage in a 2D platformer! That's like putting gravy on Skittles.” - JONTRON
To be fair, it worked for the OddWorld games because they were slow, methodical, puzzle platformers that required you to be more attentive, not to mention Abe himself wasn't exactly the definition of "strong." He was a janitorial worker at a factory...and SLAVE labor at that! If he were ripped, it'd be a question of "well why doesn't he just beat the shit outta his Glukkon bosses who want to turn Abe and his Mudokkon buddies in to New N' Tasty treats?", so having him die fairly easily to even falling too great a height makes a bit more sense than a bobcat with a white T-shirt emblazoned with a red exclamation point and the "comedic wit" of Pauly Shore starring in a Sonic-style fast-paced side-scrolling platformer...side-note, I cannot BELIEVE I just compared Bubsy to Sonic; for that, I just a few seconds ago received a mach-speed bitch-slap from the blue blur himself! XD
@@bluestreaker9242 Oddworld was the shit. Becoming the Shrykull is a motherfuck'n ｍｏｏｄ
Donkey Kong had fall damage.....
*Prince of Persia has wntered the chat
Mario 64 and banjo kazooie have fall damage. 👀
Given how inept Lester is in the game, it's amazing that he actually swam to the island in the beginning...
Maplethorp repeatedly turned to flowers.
Also he took homoerotic photos. Look it up if you don't trust me.
There Is Another Nah, that was his son. He went from picking flowers to deflowering woman.
***** Really? I must investigate
ChickenPika Mapplethorpe*
I happen to like modern art
9:20 One of my favorite AVGN moments of all time!!
Shishi "the fifth game isn't even a game. It's just a bag of shit that says Lester the Unlikely 5 on it"
I find this part amusing too!
Hah, real shit.
@@Killerbeast-hx5qp The best of the series.
9:28 I remember when this video came out when I was little, I remember thinking "PS4" sounds so future so weird.... Now we have PS5... Let that sink in
Exactly bro. I thought the video was made in 2020 for a sec
Forgot how long the PS4 has been around
"I mean I get it,he's suppose to be a nerd,well *this* nerd makes me look like Charles Bronson"
I kind of feel sorry for Lester. If I picked up the game, I'd have to finish it, just because I'd feel like I was abandoning some poor schmuck who doesn't stand a chance without my help. The sound he makes when he gets hurt just breaks my heart.
*plays Lester the unlikely*
*sees this meme*:
"THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED IS NOW HUNTING YOU DOWN FOR UNKNOWN REASONS! HOW FUCKED ARE YOU!?"
Me: Yeah I'll live
That means it's unlikely that you'll die ;)
I fear more for your hunter than for you.
***** missing *an element.
Also, thank you for what? Everybody knew what he was saying, despite the typo.
***** Who said I was mad? _You_ are the one who said "stfu, get a life." That's some projection right there.
+tibschris missing *the element.
Lester the unlikely 9, the game doesent even exist, the game box just falls apart in your hand
Meanwhile, Lester 10 only exists in my nightmares.
Lester 11, you put the game in and there is no game, the disc is instead filled with MLP doujins.
Lester 12, the game is made out of concentrated asbestos designed to kill you in one whiff.
The game falls apart with one pathetic, "Ouh."
Lester the unlikely 13 you become so unlucky from owning the game they every 30 seconds something awful happens to you
9:34 the greatest moment in video history
"This game is very unnecessarily challenging and unsatisfying due to the awkward controls, poor graphics, and bad story, but will the Nerd like it? Watch to find out!" - Description box
Gee I wonder if he's gonna like it...
Lord Castanza eh. The graphics look fine to me
That's his quote, not mine. I agree I think they look fine too.
+Lord Castanza
The graphics are quite mediocre. They're technically good, but the style is generic and somewhat ugly.
This is, of course, subjective.
Lord Castanza The graphics were nice in my opinion.
Phobos Orion
That is, of course, subjective.
The air humping gets me every time. Especially since he can't figure out what it even does, it feels like it was just included for the sake of including a humping animation XD
It's not Lester the Unlikely. It's Lester the Unlikeable. ^^
OHHHHHHHHHHH
+Quimper111 Lester The Unplayable.
+Quimper111 There's something adorable about his stumbling and fumbling though.
+Ill headbutt ur nan perfect impression(:
+Quimper111 And someone ran it at Awesome Games Done Quick 2016! Finished the game in 17:22!
Lol, his face during the Flowers of Mapplethorpe part. XD
2:20 "This guy needs to take lessons from Mario."
That has become one of my favorite vague-reference quotes of all time.
"Now he's afraid of totem poles? This guy sucks!"
XD
Hey, you ever seen a Totem Pole in a dream just... Being there, talking to you?
I haven't. Or, if I have, I do not remember.
What if the Nerd was right? What if Lester from Lester the Unlikely is the same Lester from GTA 5? Hence the fact that the Nerd did say he'll make his leap onto the PS4 and that explains why Lester uses a cane. I guess falling from heights really did cause serious injury
***** What console is that game on?
***** Never owned one before
***** It was also available for the SNES
***** Yeah, I know cause I had a real copy of it. Freakiest and creepiest thing I ever saw as a kid x.x Need to emulaet/buy it again so I can try to beat it
***** I know right? Lester the Unlikey: From using sissy kicks on turtles and crabs to helping Michael, Franklin, and Trevor in their heists
This episode in particular is PURE NOSTALGIA! ❤️
2:25 Lester is actually pretty badass. Any human irl would have broken their ankles.
Man, I wish there was actually Matrix music playing on the part when Lester is running away from the bats, and that it wasn't just in a YTP of this episode.
EVERYONE VOTE THIS UP
FOR
LESTER THE UNLIKELY
THE REVISITED
I think it was Unlikely for him to be picked for Super Smash Bros 4.
What a weird way to say "Why the fuck was he not atleast DLC?"
If DLC means Definitely Liable to Cry, then yes.
Lily Black DLC means Downloadable Content.
You kinda missed the joke.
he probably will be picked for smash before waluigi
Lester is actually pretty strong for a damn nerd.
The flowers of robert mapplethorpe makes Little Big Planet look like Call Of Duty
"TV nowadays sucks" There is nothing truer than that my nerdy friend.
It's still true
5:31 My favorite AVGN line ever “Aw, DOODIE!”
I always laugh at 2:11
Just his reaction to Lester's smooth moves
They should do a Kickstarter for Lester on the PS4.
Can I pay with poop?
O B J E C T I O N
Seeing as Shaq Fu and Bubsy got reboots, why not.
@@asmodeus58XX seems legit.
Can the disk be made of orangutan diarrhea
Glass Joe could beat the shit out of this guy
Using a Crossiant as a weapon.
Killerbeast 2508
Nah man, a Waddle Dee from KIRBY would annihilate this guy.
That is why he has 1-99
Leicester City the unlikely Premier League champions
Clever 😂😂😂👌🏻
Thanks.
and they actually won xD
+Master Xehanort I'd say that's unlikely...
+Master Xehanort That's what I said, only with different words for comedic effect.
That part of you trying to jump on the ledge from the boulder had me laughing so hard I had tears running down my face. That was hilarious.
5:56 This is probably one of my favorite AVGN quotes ever.
4:44-4:53 Seagull with eagle sound effect, and the AVGN's reaction!!! XD
Adam Frandsen Lmao that would be any player's reaction!
“Oh what a cute hummingbird!”
*shrieks like an eagle*
6:50 that's actually a pretty cool picture lol
1:01 existential dread outta nowhere
Little does AVGN know that at the end of the game Lester becomes a hunky chick magnet
Still waiting the sequel for my PS4! :D
+Tommi Koistinen I'll stick with GOOD sequels on the PS4, like Batman: Arkham Knight, thank you very much.
SpeedyEric1 Lester>Batman
Tommi Koistinen ...I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
+Tommi Koistinen Not me. I don't want that pile of shit ruining my beloved PS4!
I wouldn't count on the game being released.
10:14 Fuck all games... i agree
Lester's death noise is so funny, it's just a casual "oh"
6:03
The flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe
Today I learned that they are making a new Shaq Fu game. Maybe even Lester the Unlikely still have a chance for a new game!
4:56
This has to be the most underrated insult in AVGN history
1:55 Guy can handle swimming to an island after a bad shipwreck...but a turtle is too much for him....?
For a comic-book geek this guy has some serious upper body strength.
What do you mean?
Ola Lindqvist He's a comic book nerd, yet he's pulling himself up rocky cliffs using just his arms!
aah lol i get it now
HA! I GET IT! BECAUSE MASTURBATION!
He skipped leg day.
Wheres my Lester the Unlikely 6 in Hd 4k graphics?
+Wizered IT WILL NOT COME OUT.
I'm waiting on Lester the Unlikely on VR tbh. Can't wait to fall into floor and suck my thumb for ten hours.
And then Lester The Unlikely: Yellow Version, where gets killed by Blue's girth.
It's going to be in 8K
Ps4 only does checkerboard 1440p. No 4k 60 fps, sorry.
Why we hate bats.
1: They bother us
2: They give us COVID-19.
3: Zubat used Supersonic!
(insert Pokémon here) became confused!
(insert Pokémon here) is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Have you ever thought about like… not eating them?
1:59 I call it the "Just Got Laid" walk. 😂😂
I love how AVGN just has a CD full of random pictures of flowers 😂
AVGN: have you ever had a game character disobey? Me: pac-man adventures 2.
"Have you ever had a game character disobey?"
*looks over to Metroid Other M, Mother 3, I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, Lego Indiana Jones, and Metal Gear Solid*
For me, King's Quest VI.
The Sims.
*trades a Pokémon higher level than my progress would allow full obedience*
*tries to use it*
*it disobeys*
*surprised Pikachu face*
MOTHER 3?
WHY? WHERE? HOW?
Hawl and Sera The Shapeshifting Cyber Spider Tigress how LEGO Indiana Jones?
Nobody seems to talk about the legendary facial expressions the nerd gives during the flowers of robert maplethorpe. Comedy gold.
Lester The Unlikely 5 is perfectly compatible with Xbox One you know. I'm waiting 6 on PS4.
James predicted the PS4?
Nothing can stop thy holy PS4!
By that point, PS4 was inevitable.
*****
Do you think there'll be be a PS5?
+GlitteredPineapple001 Most likely. There'll probably be an Xbox Five too, seeing as how Microsoft can't count anymore. Is Vista even a real number?
TheSuckySix
Right.
Microsoft might use Vista,since it has 5 letters in it
the flowers of robert Mapplethorpe is my favorite game! 10/10 👌
Loser
@@mattman353 You just don't understand the nuances of the Thorpe
Yee
2:43 Foreshadowing of episode 219.
This is actually quite an enjoyable game, it was something that had never been done before in a video game; a character that did not want to be where it was that actually acted like it did not want to be there, instead of it just saying so in the opening scene... As the game progresses Lester actually gains some balls, stops protesting, and kicks major ass... the controls are a little awkward but they are easy to get used to.
6:36 my reaction to 2 girls 1 cup.
I saw a dude who walked just like that at Walmart the other day. I shit you not.
To be fair, you did go to Walmart, where i'm sure you'll meet all sorts of characers form around the world.
Was he tired of being asked if his name was Lester?
You: Lester?
The guy: Oh.
The Nerd taking a break to play some 'Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe' is still one of the funniest things ever.
8:54 Why does this sound like a creepy pasta?
Shittypasta
I lost it at the 5th game.
they actually did release a sequal for this game where lester is in a forest it is called day one Garry's incident
"Have you ever had a game character disobey?"
Now James, I know you've played Superman Returns.