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Imagine the deleted scene of "Inglorious Basterds" where Shoshanna filmed her monologue and gave her evil laugh for what looks to be twenty minutes with only Marcel behind the camera feeling more and more awkward.
holy Hannah! true!
Lol, I've actually thought about this.
They have that- it's the scene where she's on the stairs!
@@Amish_Trivedi Not in its totality. Imagine seeing the entire awkward take with Shoshannah laughing endlessly as Marcel just stands there silently filming her
Also that phone would have to be taken and developed and then brought back to be spliced in it. Might have been hard to keep that a secret
6:03 I love when Soren says "With good writing..." to Dan because Dan was the one who wrote this XD
I have to wonder if that was added in the moment or a self burn from DOB himself
Plus, Deanie O'Beanie has won awards for his amazing writing!
means dan wrote that ...
Okay, I know someone is going to have something negative to say about this but.....the scene with the mobster planting the gun in the restroom? That was covered in the Godfather video game. You actually play as a single character who basically drives around doing all the shit work that makes those iconic scenes possible.
So was the horse killing scene. Not the buying the saw part. But certainly the sneaking into the stables killing the horse and than getting the head into the house bit.
Still one of the best games ever made by EA. How they have fallen
I was hoping someone would bring this up
Totally forgot about that game until just now. I thought I imagined it as a youngling
@@balexzander922 Even if you ignore the game (which I don't because I love it) and look at the movie by itself, it's not unreasonable to think that Tom might have brought some skilled associates like Rocco along who already know which saw to use, rather than getting his own hands dirty. Hell, given that he gets kidnapped later in the movie, it's not unreasonable to think that Tom might have at least brought some bodyguards everywhere he goes, just in case.
6:03 When Soren looks a Dan and says "With good writing."
+Milsurp Mike 4th wall broken.
+Pecola1FromScratch all walls broken
+Milsurp Mike Funny thing is, Dan probably wrote that line.
+Hoban Washburne either him or Cody lol
who is your daddy
I like how none of the restaurant's employees even flinch at their synchronized screaming, they're just so used to their shenanigans, lol
Also, we have got to get Swaim to do some Mario bros parody.
Chris Tucker yep it even has a website
Chris Tucker it is. but the employees during this are also actors most of the time. They're fun to pay attention to cause they're usually on theme.
It's green screen baby
MaximumMatador Aw, baby, no it's not.
Really? It looks like the waitress behind the register looks up pretty sharply when they scream, so one could argue she's surprised at it.
"Use your noodle, and pasta-bilities are endless breadsticks and salads"
So cliche, but so wise.
LOL "I just figured out you tricked me into LARPing."
😂😂
My friend group
"See, I would watch an entire movie that's a spinoff of those four guys. Just bonding"
So a Tarantino.
Hate when I get tricked into LARPing
Ermegerd
I can't tell if this is fake or not.. you've dissed cracked before..
Omg a crossover episode.
Miss you CH & Cracked.
Those were the days.
@@milesgaunt6767 well if you click on the profile you can see the channel
@@BarginsGalore this is three years old and not what I asked
Soren, they DID make a movie about that. Its called the first ten minutes of Resevoir Dogs.
You’d think he’d remember that, given that the Reservoir Dogs appeared in this episode on Dan’s shirt.
The Joker was a planner, obviously he was just bullshitting to Harvey in the hospital. But many of the details mentioned here weren't part of a plan, nor were they crucial or even necessary for any plan. Nor was there only one big plan. Just one motivation; to prove that people aren't nearly as good or civilized as they believe themselves to be. So he set up several different situations to get different people to 'break' and turn on each other. Some worked (breaking Harvey, getting himself caught), others didn't (breaking Batman, getting the people on the two ferries to blow each other up). And he had back-up plans in case some of them failed (like the trigger he carried around in case his plan with the ferries failed.. which it did).
Gordon faking his death was crucial to nothing in any of the Joker's plans. The Joker planned to get arrested. That it was Gordon who ended up arresting him was not part of the plan. Gordon faked his death because he knew he was one of the Joker's targets and knew that the Joker could've kidnapped his family or otherwise hurt them if he was still around. The reason he was personally there to oversee Dent was probably because he didn't trust most people in the police department.
Harvey Dent getting disfigured was never apart of the plan, nor was it implied to be. He wanted to break Harvey, sure. But he wanted to break him by murdering his girlfriend (hence why he gave Batman the wrong coordinates). That he got disfigured on top of that was just a 'fortunate" byproduct.
The Joker was a hired gun by Gotham's mob bosses. He explicitly stated at the beginning of the movie that Gambol paid for his outfit; meaning the mob supplied him with stuff. Why would a hired gun of an immensely powerful underground criminal organization worth millions of dollars (as seen in the movie) not have access to guns and explosives or people capable of using them? Or have access to people with medical training for that matter? If you're a gangster, and one of your guys gets hit by a bullet, would you take them to a hospital, where bulletwounds would rouse suspicion or would you have your own guy on the payroll do the job for you, to avoid questions? It was said early on in the movie that Gambol paid for the Joker's clothing. It's clearly implied that the Joker was funded by the mob to carry out hits.
You also think the Joker is above robbing a single costume store one night?
+blackholecat yes exactly, some great points.
I think a lot of people misunderstand The Joker's lines in TDK. In particular its the "do I look like a guy with a Plan?" I often read it as Plan with a capital P. As in he has no major ideology or world goal... other than to break the Batman and/or seed chaos while doing it. With that line the Joker isn't saying that he doesnt make "plans" (because that would be ridiculous) rather he is separating himself from villains like Rhas, Bane, Riddler or Scarecrow who have overarching and more political or economic goals and ambitions. Joker is merely saying he's in it for the fun of watching Batman fall and has no real "Plan" to take over the world or destroy Gotham etc.
Furthermore exactly as you stated all these plans are not part of some major overarching scheming "Plan" like Rhas etc. He kind of has outlandish and over the top different smaller plans that may or may not work. If they do great, if they don't he doesnt really care, they achieved his motivation I.e chaos. He shows this with the "money burning" scene, where his plan worked and he got the money and wealth and power from it. But he didn't really care over those things because well his only goal was to seed chaos from that moment
+The Dark Ryder Yeah, elonquently stated. I think the Joker went into the story of the movie just setting up his playground where was going to play various games in Gotham. And time would eventually tell which games he actually got to play.
+The Dark Ryder I would however add, though, that when the Joker said that he's not a man with a "plan', I do not think he meant ideology. I think he meant that he's a man without the illusion of control. He refered to these people as "schemers". And by that, I think, he refered to people who live under the illusion of control and predictability. People who think they can micromanage and control the world and their lives.
Meanwhile, the Joker saw the world as chaos and enjoys it as such, hence why he sees himself as an agent of chaos. As if he was trying to spread the message of the truth, of chaos, to the masses. So I could argue that chaos is his ideology.
This is actually reflected in his appearance. I would imagine that the Joker received his facial scarring after an attempt to ripping off mob bosses went wrong. His scars are the embodiment of the violent chaos that is existence. So what did he do? He embraced that violent chaos by turning it into a joke and accentuated the Glasgow grin with clown make-up.
+blackholecat I thought many of the exact same things when they mentioned the dark knight. The only thing I disagree with you about is the line about "You should know, you bought it." That was a joke. He bought it with money he stole from the mob. They weren't actually buying him clothes. I mean the first scene is him knocking over a mob bank. However, he clearly already have access to weapons, and after the mob DID hire him to kill batman, he would've had even more access.
Still, a LOT of his entire scheme would have taken a shot ton of planning
The movie Godfather never once implies that Tom cut off the horses head. The scene directly before that scene is Tom telling Woltz that he needs to tell the Don that his favor was refused because "the don insists on hearing bad news immediately". Anyone with half an imagination would know that the movie is trying to show that the Godfather is so powerful that he can get his men to do a professional job like that in just a matter of hours. It doesn't take a genius to work that out. Plus if in doubt you can always just read the book which explain in detail how the deed was done.
ITA Actually tom did not cut off the horses head it was one of vetos lackeys that went with tom. I doubt if tom was even there
dan theman BRAVO sir, finally someone who pointed out the obvious for the ones who seem not to be able to find it! thanks and have a nice life!!!
dan theman Isn't it Luca who does it in the book?
Michael McDonald yeah in yhe novel it was Luca but the movie never says for sure. dure as hell wasn't tom though
The Godfather video game does a nice job of filling in almost all of those plot holes. The main character you create starts out as some lackey and move up the ranks in the Corleone family following the major plot points of the movie.
If you watch the dark knight again you see even when he says "do i really look like a guy with a plan" and put the gun against his heading hes holding the hammer of the gun the whole time. Anarchy isnt his plan its his end game
I think they read too much into Joker's plan. His plan was:
1) kidnap accountant by having henchmen with bomb inside of him get arrested & locked up in same building. I then call bomb from anywhere (Joker didn't have to be inside the MCU)
2) Kidnap Rachel because batman obviously cares about her the way he flung himself out of the building to save her. Setup 2 buildings with bombs. Place her in 1. Send him to the other hoping that he gets blown up. If he's able to rescue her, meh. "Chaos."
3) Kill Harvey Dent. Oh! Harvey claims to be Batman and they're transporting him to prison? Grab a truck and let's get him. Grab rachel while you're at it, and make sure the suicide bomber gets arrested. If we fail to kill Harvey, have our guy on the inside put him in the other building. If we do kill Harvey, proceed with step 2 as planned
4) Well, I got locked up, but so did my suicide bomber. Good. Send Batman on wild goose chase which I could have/would have done regardless of whether or not I was locked up.Just need to find a way to call the bomb. Just like I was going to all along. The only difference is that I happen to be inside the MCU.
5) Place bombs in hospital because "chaos." Oh wait! Harvey's alive, but disfigured? Good thing he just happened to be in the hospital that I was gonna blow up anyway.
6) Turn Harvey evil. Or, have Harvey kill me thereby ruining him as Gotham's White Knight.
Yeah, it was contrived as hell, but not nearly as bad as Bruce Wayne being made bankrupt in dark knight rises, because trades made while the stock exchange was under terrorist attack were allowed to go through. For some reason.
Really good points! I think now people are just gonna be mad about how convenient everything was for him now. Still, really good points.
The problem with Dark Knight Joker is that too many people backlash too hard at the scene with Harvey in the hospital "do I really look like a guy with a plan?". People see that, think to all the stuff the Joker pulled and decide that he must have micromanaged everything. Really he has some good plans and a lot of improvising. His speach when he burns the money, about how he loves all this destructive stuff, and its cheap- is to highlight that none of his schemes need a ton of resources, he just needs people he can get to do them. Between unstable people he can manipulate (the guy harvey threatens with a gun and the guy with the bomb in his gut) and the people following his orders because the Mob bosses told them too, he just has to get them to set up some bombs and get his message out, everything else is mostly variations on that idea. And everyone forgets that the Mob is bankrolling him for most of the movie, so he has the funds, the personel, and the expertise for every idea and plot. Then he just uses that to mess with people in order to set off more dominos of suffering and people being horrible to each other.
Graywash fail. Try again. I'll just take one point. It is IMPOSSIBLE in a city the size of gotham to plan to get arrested at the same time and go to the same jail unless you have a map with the zone lines for the precinct AND you know the frontdesk sargent at each precinct's behavior and politics (police often dump crimes on other precincts to improve their numbers). And finally when it comes to gangs police go out their way to separate them. Maybe if the story was based around making it to the Main state jail in the city that funnels people to other prisons - all major nonfederal crimes will pass thru there. But the planning alone contradicts Jokers point that people are inherently evil if you need a 157 moving part diagram plan to illustrate what should be a basic point..
Michael's Italian monster accent killed me 😂😂😂
Mobster*
thanks fam
What about the implied scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? You know, the one where hundreds of native south americans have to live forever in a hidden city, resetting the traps and waiting to charge downhill at any intruders. That must have been like finding tributes for the hunger games. "Okay, I'm randomly assigning you all to hide in the sacred city of our sky gods for the rest of your lives, and don't let your children leave the city either... or their children... or their children... In fact, just never let your descendants leave the sacred city, inbreed forever, and kill anybody who comes in."
there are tribes in the Amazon who know nothing of the outside world. They have been photographed from aircraft. I guess they would be pissed if someone took their holy things.
Soren, someday when you're in a city park dressed as a wizard, shouting "lightning bolt" and throwing Nerf darts at people you'll realize LARPing was your calling all along. Just embrace it...
What's LARPing? Not sure I want it in my search history, sounds ominous.
gupiwa Live Action Role Play, when a lot of people cosplay and fight each other sometimes like WoW Don't know much so google it)If I offened anyone reading this dont hate me) Hope this helps
gupiwa Live Action Role Play.
jack barrowman You've only "offended" the grammer cop in me.
URKillingme100 Sorry, i'm on mobile.
LOL, "I just realized you tricked me into larping, fuck this."
I love the interactions between your characters.
The Joker thing makes sense if you consider the theory of Joker being a soldier. No info on him, he can operate military grade weaponry easily, he has a great strategic mind and severe scars. He must've been a black ops soldier that was abandoned or something, according to these clues and things he says. Besides, he didn't necessarily have it all PERFECTLY planned. He probably just had a fluid plan. He wants to kill Dent and happens to be captured, and Laou was there. Sure, he had men in there with explosives, but that wasn't necessarily all part of a single plan. The same goes for Rachel and Harvey. His insiders for the police were filling him in as he went along, or at least some higher up cronies.
Exactly. It's like my marine friends always say to me: No plan survives the battlefield. In other words, it's good to have a plan, but also to not be rigid with it. You seize opportunities when you see them and recognize when to yield.
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He burned most of that money though
Willa Adams He burned half of it. So he had somewhere around $34 million, I think. Plenty left.
Here's an interesting thing I noticed about TDK. When he says all that big speech about not having a plan; when he gives Harvey the gun, he holds the revolver in a way where it couldn't fire anyway. It's there, and I don't know. Was just cool to notice.
I can't imagine living in a world without Cracked's After Hours. It'd fucking suck.
ps. Katie's hair is bad ass :)
Yeah, it's awesome. My mom had the same 'do in the early 60s.
TheSamLowry
Ironically so does Mrs. Nanas Hepburn avatar.
Elu Arkham
What's ironic about that?
and I love her cardigan =)
ooooh this aged poorly. I hope you made it the last couple of years.
BUT, WITH GOOD WRITING! Best line ever recorded, passed editing and uploaded in the Cracked channel!
While looking at Dan, who is the Head Writer? I think?
I seriously doubt the "acting consigliere" would be actually charged with cutting off the horses head. Tom probably had some low level new guy who hasnt made his bones yet do the dirty work. Imagine THAT convo when the dude is given the assignment.
In the book Luca Brasi killed the horse and hid it in his room.
in the godfather video game they show all of the scenes in the video
i read the book
+Joseph Farney I was fixing to say, he says get me lucca, and the that's the next scene. I just thought it was applied
Ser_ Ryon_Vine "Honey, how's your new job working out?" Goes to room and sobs
There was actually a fan theory that I love and I believe about the Joker. It's that he is, in fact, not crazy, he's actually as smart, if not smarter than Batman, but pretends to be insane so that he can avoid being executed. Because, as the law states, a person cannot be executed if they are declared legally insane. So, anything the Joker says cannot be taken seriously. He does lie and he DOES plan, but I doubt his planning was as extensive as the video said. I'm sure a lot of it was improvised.
joker is obviasly smart. My knowledge of batman is very limited, but I really think that joker is smarter then batman, from what i see. Batman always has a hard time catching joker and figuring out his plans and he always escapes and planes something out again... he is probably smarter then batman. adding insanity...
Harold Davidson My favorite fan theory is that the Joker was a war vet with PTSD. Would explain why he is able to innovate so many different weapons.
Donald Vincent Hmm... I like that one. I'll read into it. :)
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No one knows for sure until DC says something about it. Either he is insane or just brilliant at planning.
Caesar Seriona according DC, He's Hyper intelligent boarding on god like. He picked it up after he died and went to hell. "The joker" is how he copes with the loss of his Wife and soon to be child that was killed by the Kingpin after he botched a job thanks to Batman. AFTER getting talked into it by a Nursing student named Harley who was working at a Diner.
Next, it's in both the animated series, he uses ALL his Money for, Bribes, Blackmail and Bribes... seriously he owns most of Gotham. according to the Games, his "network" is piggybacked on Batmans AND he has his own. Meaning, Not only does he have access to Wayne Tech's entire systems, he has ALL of Gotham's Networks, the Entire Justice League systems, Lex AND Brainiac's networks he ALSO runs a number of scenarios in his mind at once.
Lastly, He does it ALL to get back at the 3 people that ruined his life. He wants to Destroy the Kingpin so he routinely hires his men most of which will not make it back. is Dating Harley Quinn and denying her every advance and wants Suicide by Batman to force him to break his #1 Rule.
Even when Dan isn't taking his shirt off you can tell he's getting pretty buff
On one hand I admire people who have such analytic skills like you, on the other I have a strong ability to suspend my disbelief (and can suspend or justify my way through almost any film) and I'd hate it if my analytic skills got alerted every few seconds by inconsistencies and such.
God bless ignorance.
Who the fuck thinks Tom Hagen cut the horse's head off? It was obviously supposed to be one of the lower-level henchmen who actually went back and did it.
The funny thing about the Godfather, is that the godfather game cleared up all of those plot points
Am I the only one who kept pausing in order to check out every slide in the Joker's plan?
Yeah, me neither.
The horse head and gun planting scene in godfather as explained in the game
*Was
+B Devlin That was one eccelent game
The joker told his henchmen only enough information so they could get their jobs done, never letting them in on the whole plan or idea. That way, no henchmen can understand what the actual goal of the plan is if their captured.
That still means the Joker was sitting around going "...But if I do that, I'm going to have to dress up like a '50's nurse and plant a bomb in some guy's chest."
The Garden of Eatin Could have been spur of the moment plans that seem organized but are actually chaotic haphazard plans. Still one hell of a movie, and the joker looks sexy in a nurse outfit
1. The Joker planned to be either killed or caught by Batman not Jim Gordon but since they would have both taken him to the same place it was irrelevant.2. That nurses outfit actually looked pretty convincing from the information available. 3. When Joker is talking to 2 Face and puts a gun in his hands, if you look closely, you see that his fingers are holding back the hammer of the gun. 4.The hospital bombs wouldn't have been that hard to get ahold of considering the amount of cash he gets from the mobsters. He might have even got the bombs from the mobsters, like a chaotic shopping list.5. The warehouse and boat bombs looked pretty inexpensive considering they were in oil drums. He probably stole them. 6. The Phone Bomb Guy, as he shall henceforth be known, was schizophrenic so one of his doctors was probably turned by Joker somehow, operated on him and then dropped a dime to the cops. This links directly to point 1. 7. All of these points happened with a few breaks in between each step. So it's entirely possible that he issued new orders to his henchmen between jobs.
+Cain Soren damn
I'm certain that the Joker didn't tell EVERY henchman EVERY single part of his plan. Why would he? The guy sewing a cellphone bomb into a fat guy doesn't need to worry about stealing trucks of kidnapping people. Joker has a ton of henchman/mentally unstable people working for him; it's not just a 5 man super crew, lol.
I cracked up big time at the exaggerated sound effects of the Footloose warehouse dancing scene in this video. Great observation by Katie on how Bacon couldn't have heard his radio loud and clear from 50 yards away, especially when his car was parked OUTSIDE of the warehouse.
About Dan's theory on the Joker. He doesn't have to tell all of his henchman every part of the plan. Just the parts they need to know to do their part. It's called compartmentalization.
+Heather Yeager
That's still a shit ton of over-complex planning for something that could have been done much more simply.
+Len the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Yes, but he likes drama. :D And some other things to bulid up pressure for example. He's serious.
+Kayne Kwai Cheng Why so serious?
+Len the Trendy Tetraodontiforme kind of. His goal isn't his stated goal of chaos though, his goal is that expressed in the killing joke. That all it takes is one bad day to make anyone turn into a psychopath like the joker, specifically his goal is to convince batman of this because he doesn't really care about anyone else
+Zaccheus4 So in other words, he's less of an achiever and more of a performer. He doesn't care about the end results as long as everyone's paying attention to what he has to say.
4:34....the addition of The Mountain in the background is just too perfect.
The Joker would never lay his entire plan out to everyone, just like in the beginning of the movie. It's his own plan and he only tells each individual as much as they need to know, while he is the only one who is aware of how it all comes together. Seems like a smart idea to me.
Hmm... What other awkward/ridiculous moments could there be? How about Tony Stark recovering from his first failed attempt to operate rocket boots in Iron Man?
Yes, why would he try to fly inside the garage? You should take that outside where if you fly you'll actually go up and not through the roof of your garage
The Gregor Clegane cameo made me laugh so loudly that I woke up everyone in the house.
Every single time I watch this one I always think to myself "wait, there's a Freakazoid movie?"
Got me again, Cracked.
I get her point about non-diagetic sound being used in ways that are silly when you remove it, but the warehouse scene in footloose is the shittiest possible example. You really think that in an empty warehouse, with the volume cranked up, that the sound wouldn't reach Kevin Bacon? I can hear them play Despicable Me on the floor model TVs in a packed Costco all the way from the frozen whatever aisle.
WookieFragger Thank you for telling me the term non-diagetic sound. I looked it up and now it will be much easier to explain what the hell I'm talking about when I talk about movies or TV shows... as soon as I explain what diagetic and non-diagetic mean.
"MYAHH SEEEE"
Cracked's videos are WAY better than its articles at this point.
In the book, Luca takes care of the horse head but in the video game Rocco & the playable protagonist took care of it.
Tom never gets his hands dirty... he's not used for his muscle but for his brains.
The Joker, not even in that film but in general is notorious for lying especially for wise cracks. It's a vital part of his character. He lying to Harvey's face and even reveals that by basically saying it was his plan when he was hanging upside down in front of Batman.
Tom wasn't the one who put the horse head in Woltz's bed. Tom is a clean man. He is a man of words, not of action. Rocco was most assumingly the one who did the work (or another random soldier). He flew out with Tom and was waiting to be given the word to cut off the horses head.
Cracked, whenever I see After Hours in my subscription box I literally sigh with joy.
Would absolutely hate these people if they were eating in my restaurant :/
Tyler Scott im sure it a friends place. theres no way they would get away with it otherwise lol and i feel like a lot more is going on behind the scenes than it seems. cracked has some resources
Jacob Lasley They actually film at an actual active, and running restaurant, just after hours. At the end of a lot of these videos, it says which one, but it didn't say it here for some reason ;/
i hear ya. and i agree with you i was just saying they most likely have permission in writing to be able to use this place and put videos up online. its not like they walk into a random diner and set up cameras lol
Tyler Scott "It's 10:45, just pay your goddamn check and let me clock out"
Tyler Scott I feel the same way about people in David Mamet movies
That would make a great movie, told in a cross between a Tarintino style and Family guy with it's cut-aways. Without actually mentioning why they are there the whole movie but just slowly building up to it. It would actually make for a pretty good movie.
It must have Tarantino style, the only movies where dialogue about uninteresting stuff becomes interesting ^_^
garfreeek climaxing in a bloodbath, yeah that does sound very tarantino-y
The movie where a bunch of mobsters and gangsters spend time banter and bonding similar to you after hours people is...
ANYTHING BY QUINTON TERRINTINO(sp?)
Pulp Fiction, Reseviour Dogs, Inglorious Bastards, Kill Bill Part 1 and 2, Death Proof, etc., etc.... is pretty much action, killing and explosions--with scenes like the people in After Hours peppered between all of them.
You should have already known this.
Also... what is that place like for Kahlua Burgers? I always love me a Kahlua Burger... wish I could get somebody to get me a foot massage.
My thoughts exactly.
I'm sorry, you wrote something but all I can see is quinton, torrinintinto, reserviour and khalhuha.
Sanjuro Makabe
you added an extra "in" and "t" my horrid butchering of the directors name. The abomination I made of the famed media creator was "torrintino"... which is just as disastrous as "torrinintinto" and I can understand your problems.
Believe it or not, my rationale behind being fine with learning other languages is that I am terrible with English, and thus I can rationalise my reason for being terrible at other languages as just me being consistent in my personal traits.
There is this machine called a Google that makes spellings. It can show you how to spell Quentin Tarentino.
Geahk Burchill
Dude, this "google it" thing needs to die. Or at least be made into a major conversation faux pas.
Do you know how many conversations end with, "look it up Google"? Maybe I'm looking for people's body language and personal reactions to what I am saying... which you cannot get if you google, "better peanut butter and jelly sandwich tray for my hard drive"--there is so much asking that to another person can convey for information that Google will never be able to provide. In fact, if I am asking for advice, "what modelling agencies are good in my area"--telling me, "just Google it" does me nothing... as this is a case of asking personal advice.
Yes, I messed up the name, do you know how fucking awkward it is to open up a new tab, do a google search, wait the five minutes for my browser to get back the results on my shitty connection over a person's name that you've already figured out and know? Do you know how anal I'd be required to do that? Seriously... next time you say, "google it" just consider saying, "fuck you" and understand you are doing the exact same damned thing.
The godfather video game actually sorts out the gun and the horse head. Turns out, the low level mobster got some spaghetti and stuck around to watch McCusksy.
Like mobsters don't know what saws go through bones...
"I'm studying to be a veterinarian, but like a terrible one."
completely lost it XD
Seriously, your website's overuse of the word secretly in titles is getting ridiculous.
No, it's getting secretly ridiculous.
The Beak of Justice, Who Will Always Be the Omnipotent and Omniscient Ruler of All Things Avian
What's ridiculous is your name.
Shhhhh, that's a secret.
Little known fact, the Corleone family soldier who cut the head off the horse later went into the witness protection program where he worked as a janitor at Faber College. He was surprisingly able to make use of his horse-sawing skills shortly after.
Actually the scene where he takes the horses head and hides it in the bed, and the scene where someone hides the gun in the bathroom are both in the Godfather video game. Just saying.
He looked right at Brain and said, "with better writing" rotfl XD
*O'Brein
*O'Brien
Is the Mountain from game of thrones in the background when Tom is looking at saws?
ummmm...possibly...
I love the After Hours! Keep 'em coming. They are probably my favorite thing you guys do!
After Hours In-Joke alert! 1:43, Soren's disapproval of Rocky criticism ... from the Rocky ep
"Okay never mind I just realized you tricked me into LARPing so forget this."
3:00 so joker did the best batman gambit in the movie...
how ironic.
5:00 fun fact according to tvtropes on enforced method acting they used a LIVE head (well not so live... but anyways) hence the horrified screaming isnt acting, its real.
Saw for cutting through horse bone: Bone saw
scarletrobin I know right? Go to any big box store that ISN'T in a major metropolitan area and say "Going hunting. Need a bone saw." The clerk will say "Here ya go."
Also no chance Tom did any of this himself. That's why they have soldiers.
@@daerdevvyl4314 Or IN a major city. "I'm pissed at my neighbor" "Bone saws, aisle 5"
Katie’s mocking of Apollonia’s, “MONDAY, TUESDAY, THURSDAY, WEDNESDAY!”,
just may be my favorite thing in any of these videos!😂😂😂
This video has two of my favorite Soren lines of all time in it, first when he looks to Dan and says "with good writing" and second when it's ending and he says "shit I just realized you tricked me into larping" I fucking died XD
I wish they made an after hours against superman....I really do
Right!
there be so much hate in mere seconds and I love Supes but come on he's worst enemy is a pet rock, come on ITS FUNNY
Soren's smile cracked me up more than anything else.
So filled with childlike delight
OMFG THEIR GODFATHER JOKES ARE SO GOOD XDDDDDDD
"I'm studying to be a veterinarian, but, like, a terrible one."
I did a spit take when Daniel says in his best New Jersey accent, "Hi, I'm trainging to be a veterinarian, but like a terrible one." LMAO
Just when I thought that SWAIM could not be improved. The beard.
The Godfather has many iconic scenes. One of them is when the film producer wakes up in his mansion and finds his prize racehorse's head in bed with him. The mafia are asserting their power over the producer by this show of force. They can take what they want from him, in a very scary way.
Watching the movie, viewers assume that this horse head is just another special effects trick. It wasn't though. The studio encouraged director Francis Ford Coppola to use a fake horse head for this scene, but he didn't like the mockups he saw.
Instead, Coppola found a horse ready for slaughter at a glue factory. He told the factory workers to send the horse's head when the animal was slaughtered.
One day, a crate with dry ice arrived on set. Inside, was the horse's head. Audiences rose up in defiance at this brutality, but the scene garnered the shock and grotesque nature it was going for. It remains one of the most memorable scenes in film history.....bet none of ya'll knew that did ya ;D
Read more at www.omg-facts.com/Celebs/The-Horse-Head-used-in-the-Godfather-was/56349#Iw8mI4kBhpeUl0kC.99
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Shazia Begum Me too
What part of The Joker is a criminal mastermind don't u guys get? I agree with all the examples except that one. The Joker did have a plan and he's a criminal GENIUS. He must've had backups to his backups. Way too nitpicky.
Talking about The Dark Knight, I recently saw something about Joker bombing the hospital that I found kind of hilarious; apparently, that scene where Heath Ledger is shaking the detonator, trying to get the bombs to go off, wasn't scripted. The timer was set wrong, and the delay was longer than he thought it was going to be, so his scared reaction when they do go off was genuine.
guys guys, the Joker is the Joker. Enough Said. Its the Joker, don't question him..... ever
he has his own "because I'm batman" rule
Waaaaait you guys thought the joker hadnt a plan? remember the scene when joker gives two face the gun and places it on his own face? watch that scene again and check where the Joker has his Thumb. even if two face would have pulled the trigger, the hammer woudlnt get lose. The joker is one of the (if not THE) most Smartest evil genius of DC
i mean hes the counterpart of BATMAN! who build a friggin spacestation! And this utility belt and holy crap you guys thought joker is just Mad?!
Doc Dewrill the Nolan version of the joker is the one up for debate here
the same Nolan universe where batman didn't build a space station or utility belt, L. Fox did
but he still is the main counterpart of the smartest Detective of the DC Universe. that has to be a thing.
Doc Dewrill but the topic here is the movie version, read the title of the video
Also, the entire discussion on the Joker was about his "plan," which, by the way, depended almost entirely on random chance and wouldn't have worked if the plot hadn't demanded it. Sort of like every single one of Loki's plans.
I would like to see the moment when Doc Brown tries to hang up a clock, slippering, hitting his head on the toilet and then be like: "GREAT SCOTT! A FLUX CAPACITOR! Quick, I need pen and paper!" XD
Ridiculous scean that must have happened: In one of the Terminator films, the T101 has his shotgun hidden in a box of long stemmed roses but we never see him aquiring them like we see him aquiring the clothes and the shotgun itself. Using that voice. And that level of agression.
why is anyone surprised that the joker was brilliant? DUH!, he's a criminal mastermind, he's not crazy at all just chaotically evil, just because he says he doesn't have a plan doesn't mean he's telling the truth, he planned everything he did carefully, i thought that was obvious....
Crazy doesn't mean dumb. Joker is both brilliant and crazy. Especially since he wants Batman to kill him just to prove a point.
i never said he's dumb, people think the joker is crazy as in completely loony, i know he's a demented psychopath, but he's also way smarter than the average joe, so don't be surprised when he's always outthinking the police or whatnot
+Elliot Gale I would argue that though he has a plan, he makes it up as he goes.
By that I mean the joker has an end goal (profit) and he has a general idea of what he wants to do to achieve that (action), but the steps in between are vague...
Essentially, the Joker is the 'living' incarnation of:
Step One: Come up with insanely over the top death trap
Step Two: Threaten someone with it
???
Profit
interesting, that could be it, and maybe he planned many contingencies which he never ended using, and the movie only showed us the ones he actually implemented..
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precisely my view.
I like that The Mountain is in the animated horse head scene lol
i bet the joker has a plan guy. a tireless background genius trying to keep up with the jokers craziness. like the hospital scene: joker declares hes going to blow up a hospital. background guy sighs and sets it up while the joker is re-applying his make up, then hands the joker a detonator as hes going into the building. then calls his bazooka guy and sends his crew of at least 50 bomb guys to go put bombs in everything that the joker might wanna blow up later. now that I think about it, the whole plan is just... put bombs in everything. its probably all the left over bombs the joker didn't use in dark knight rises.
6:04 -- "With good writing." (stares at Daniel)
Three Emmy's later. ;)
"Oh shit, I just realized you tricked me into LARPing." Fucking hilarious.
I doubt Tom Hagen was the one to cut the horse's head off. The consigliere wouldn't go to the other side of the country without a bodyguard, it must have been a henchman.
Most fucked up implied scene is in The Dark Knight Rises.
Bruce escapes the hole-prison, somehow travels to the U.S.A. with no I.D. or money, and sneaks back into locked-down Gotham where the entire police force is held hostage, criminals run the streets, and a city-destroying time bomb is ticking.
That's not even the fucked up part. It's that he somehow thinks it's a good use of time to gasoline-paint a gigantic bat symbol on the bridge. It must have taken hours; what in the actual fuck.
***** Explain the time he spent making the bat symbol. Justify that shit.
***** As much as I've seen on youtube, TDKR haters are fucked up low IQ shit heads.
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With all the goons walking around and wasn't that a guarded bridge?
If not, surely the military would have been monitoring all of the bridges?
Or Bane to make sure no one was trying to escape/contact the outside world...
MaT1cus it was night time, there's a reason why they call him batman
***** how about the fact that the criminals decide to take turns fighting batman HAND TO HAND while EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM HOLDS A GUN
It's been over 6 years and I JUST now noticed John Kramer/Jigsaw in the hardware store at 4:38.
I'm watching these "After Hours" vidoes and I find my friends and myself in these characters. This is exactly the kind of conversations we have when we meet for dinner. Today we talked about how the technology in the movie Tron could (with only minor modifications) be utilized to transfer minds into different bodies. I'll have to show these videos to my friends now.
Who said it was Tom Hagen who cut off Khartoum's head? He is a mob lawyer, he could probably have easily found people who could have done it for him.
In the game you do it for him
Lol that Footloose montage though
The Dark knight was so ridiculous. People say it was a masterpiece but it's story made no sense even for a comic.
"No, like a real movie..... with good writers." said Soren, who writes for American Dad, to Daniel O'Brien, one of the multiple Emmy award winning writers for Last Week Tonight, lol this aged well.
well, this was Dan's script, so... 4th-wall breaking self-depricating jab?
@@ideitbawxproductions1880 lol otherwise known as Dan's signature move?
@@KS-xk2so lol basically 🤣
The godfather video game explains all of those scenes.
Katie said "Grease 2" as the best movie of all time. I didn't think it was possible to love her more.
I guess she just needs a Cooooooooool Rider
Best part about watching this on youtube is I've noticed the 'watch more and subscribe' doesn't show up on the cracked website for After Hours, at least not for every ep. I'm seeing more fun stuff watching it on youtube. Keep it up guys!
"I'm studying to be a veterinarian, but like a terrible one" XD OMFG LAUGHED SO HARD
Have you guys ever read the book Godfather or played Godfather the Game?
"OMG I realized you just tricked me into LARPing."
As for the Godfather complaint with the guys waiting in the toll booth, you guys need to watch Breaking Bad, the episode were Mike and Jessie are waiting outside the meth addicts house for several hours, and Mike says waiting is 90% of the job.
The first 42 seconds of this video is the best thing Cracked has ever done.
SPACEJAM!!!
I am an Italy cosplayer (from hetalia) and that Italian accent just hurt
These vids are incredibly clever - I find myself wanting these guys to have huge Hollywood careers. They definitely have a lot to offer
Why does everyone always assume the Joker is being honest about not having a plan? He's trying to manipulate Dent, not have a heart to heart. I mean, he's about to blow up a hospital, what makes people think lying to Dent is a line he wouldn't cross?