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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2013
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  • @saucewizard69
    @saucewizard69 8 лет назад +1515

    "Don't blame me”
    "why?"
    "I'd rather you didn't"

    • @afraider09
      @afraider09 7 лет назад +1

      I wanted to like this but I also want to keep the thumbs up number at '69'....ooooo I don't know what to do T-T

    • @firstnamesurname7640
      @firstnamesurname7640 7 лет назад +1

      Brytani Henry Well it's 82 now, so...

    • @afraider09
      @afraider09 7 лет назад +2

      First Name Surname and one more makes 83 lol it's great when other people make decisions for me haha

    • @firstnamesurname7640
      @firstnamesurname7640 7 лет назад +3

      Brytani Henry YES!!! THE MIND CONTROL WORKS!!!

    • @legosaurg7979
      @legosaurg7979 7 лет назад

      First Name Surname Well I'm numbah 449

  • @kfetter16
    @kfetter16 5 лет назад +1156

    "You'd never know how Game of Thrones ends"
    LOL Now we know that was actually a blessing XD

    • @alexdyer5369
      @alexdyer5369 5 лет назад +62

      That and open praise of Louis CK.

    • @vincentwoodhead6411
      @vincentwoodhead6411 5 лет назад +34

      Ngl was kinda looking for these two comments. It is still fun to watch old Cracked stuff tho

    • @JoshyGee
      @JoshyGee 5 лет назад +12

      There's still the books.

    • @cjackson7089
      @cjackson7089 5 лет назад +8

      Came here to say exactly the same thing!

    • @houseofaction
      @houseofaction 4 года назад +4

      @@JoshyGee the books will have the same overall ending. but with slight differences

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX 8 лет назад +1120

    "If you don't like the show, don't watch it! Like us!"
    "I.. I can't... I can't not watch it. I started it."
    Dan, stop relating to me.

    • @Trinivalts
      @Trinivalts 8 лет назад +2

      +Edward Gil (ObaREX) God, this is all permeating.

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 8 лет назад +4

      +Edward Gil (ObaREX) I know right I do that too, my parents wonder why but all I can tell them is I started it so I have to finish it even if I hate it at least I have something to make fun of.

    • @eonsislept207
      @eonsislept207 8 лет назад +6

      +Edward Gil (ObaREX) It's why the writers of that show can seemingly have a single, 10 minute long brain-storming session, hand the crudely scrawled notes to a handful of interns and then fuck off to work on projects they actually give a shit about.
      Because of people like us. :(

    • @BladeBloodTear
      @BladeBloodTear 7 лет назад +2

      Focusing on mainly your final point since I agree with everything else, the Walking Dead does touch on that during the whole rebuilding society segments of the majority of the seasons mainly starting with the Governor. What always ends up happening though is those murderous alpha bros as you call them break in and murder because that's what they are at their core. Stupid dicks more concerned about themselves and willing to do anything and everything just to make sure they can feel like they are on top. The people more concerned about rebuilding tend to lack the craziness and/or fire power to fight back these people so they get run over and that seems to be what just happens in that world and a lot of other apocalyptic worlds in a broad sense. A big thing you have to keep in mind is no civilization was constructed in a day and the majority of them had to wise up to dealing with invaders and protecting their own. Walking Dead showcases this pretty well and also touches on what happens to those societies that started off peaceful trying to just help others out and how getting ran over by brutes affect them and change them. Governor couldn't accept Rick's group and went to war only for the Governor to lose his god damn mind and not only destroy the first community, but the second. Alexandra got ran over by Rick's group then tried to conform to Rick's ideals only for Rick to get ran over by Negan. And afaik Negan's group is currently at the top of the top because they work together, make use of all resources gathered, make everyone contribute, and most importantly use the power they have to actively protect themselves from danger.
      Walking dead and other apocalyptic worlds also focus heavily on the rough patch before the intelligent take over because it is suppose to be entertaining and not a lot of the masses will be excited to tune in every week to watch nerds work together. They want to see a bunch of brutes murder each other in as grand of a way as humanly possible since that's what they find entertaining.

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 года назад +1

      Burning car syndrome. You just want to keep watching it

  • @Lamporre
    @Lamporre 10 лет назад +577

    It's kinda weird how Dan already had four chairs with him. Makes me think he's so desperate for more of these sessions that he secretly planned out his car breaking down.

    • @TeamToonz1
      @TeamToonz1 10 лет назад +16

      Dont you have chairs at the back of your(or your family)car? I surely do, its not that strange.

    • @wildste
      @wildste 3 года назад +9

      @@TeamToonz1 Its been seven years, do you still do it. Because if you do, you are wasting a lot of fuel by carrying all that unnecessary weight

    • @extremistgarchomp4950
      @extremistgarchomp4950 3 года назад +11

      @@TeamToonz1 Dan doesn't associate with people and therefore would only have need for one chair in his car

    • @darkmadder762
      @darkmadder762 2 года назад +2

      @@wildste folding chairs weight like 5 to 10 pounds a pop. It's not that serious

    • @icarusfx
      @icarusfx Год назад

      @@wildsteMy collapsible chairs weigh about 2 lbs apiece. Most people are far more than 8 lbs overweight.
      I’ll keep the chars.

  • @MarkieDonnie
    @MarkieDonnie 3 года назад +271

    I appreciate Dan's commitment to doing an episode with a sore throat. Many people would have just called it a day.

    • @TophMaGoats
      @TophMaGoats Год назад +2

      You think this one is outside because he was sick that week?

    • @xtradrive-kz3rz
      @xtradrive-kz3rz Год назад +2

      sad that a sore throat is enough for most people, especially knowing that an episode is scheduled to be outside on a day. this generation, my generation, and the generation before mine is just too soft. cave man times is where its at, born in the wrong millennia smh

    • @keithwierz1
      @keithwierz1 Год назад

      Seinfeld did it too

    • @ottersintuxedos4981
      @ottersintuxedos4981 11 месяцев назад

      Idk why they didn’t give Katie his points in this it seems like she didn’t get to do a whole thing

    • @montyswift5661
      @montyswift5661 5 месяцев назад

      @@xtradrive-kz3rz When your job revolves around speaking, having an audibly sore throat is a perfectly good reason to take a day off from that part of your job. If you're suffering from an affliction that prevents you from doing an aspect of your job well enough, it would be absolutely reasonable to not to that work since you know you're going to be impeded.

  • @johngordonp
    @johngordonp 2 года назад +43

    2:30 Watching this in 2021 and knowing what happened to Avengers, Game of Thrones and Louie CK hits a little different than the first time around.

  • @PenDragon-hg1lg
    @PenDragon-hg1lg 8 лет назад +527

    Am I the only one who would love a web series with the After Hours's crew living post apocalypse?

    • @danstuckie6132
      @danstuckie6132 8 лет назад +3

      They kinda did but they're all zombies

    • @someguywhocanfly
      @someguywhocanfly 8 лет назад +2

      +Dan Stuckie It's not the after hours crew though, just the same actors.

    • @satanslittleunicorn6536
      @satanslittleunicorn6536 8 лет назад +7

      I made my version of that it's like this
      Dan-leader
      Micheal - crazy psycho
      Katie- The seductive
      Soren- Mutant

    • @PenDragon-hg1lg
      @PenDragon-hg1lg 8 лет назад +4

      +erica creta interesting, could you elaborate on that some? I mean I kinda agree on Dan being leader, if not Soren as he may be either the leader or the psychotic member, Michael would probably be the useless member of the group do to his sex obsession, and Katie would probably be the character with the most development ahead of her

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 7 лет назад

      PenDragon 24601 They could discuss amateur theatrics put on by survivors in exchange for food like in The Postman or Escape from New York

  • @andrewwebb7584
    @andrewwebb7584 4 года назад +236

    "No Avengers 2 and you'll never know how Game of Thrones ended"
    That sentence aged interestingly!

    • @nellz72
      @nellz72 3 года назад +1

      Yes it did!

    • @ninjabiatch101
      @ninjabiatch101 2 года назад +24

      Lol same with going out of his way to say he wants Louie C.K. to still be alive.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard Год назад +3

      And given the reaction of the fans, "The Walking Dead" actually had a *good* ending, so really everything about this video is inverted. It's like Bizarro Cracked World.

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@PaperbackWizard👀

  • @SGz_Eliminated
    @SGz_Eliminated 8 лет назад +308

    "I can't not watch it, I started it" Thank you, finally someone understands. Also who carries 4 chairs in their car but no supplies xD.

    • @AndyHoward
      @AndyHoward 6 лет назад +2

      Daniel apparently.

    • @osmium6832
      @osmium6832 5 лет назад +4

      There wasn't any room for supplies on account of the chairs. He had to have a way for everyone to face each other like in all the other After Hours episodes. He couldn't just bring food and water so they don't die of exposure if they had to sit in the car and all face the same direction. That would be *crazy*.

  • @LordCHull
    @LordCHull 10 лет назад +358

    Adventure Time. Who wouldn't want to go dungeoneering with your magic dog best friend in a world so sweet it looks like the board from Candy Land?
    Sure it has its dark sides, but the awkward romance parts even those out.

    • @Nitsua1201
      @Nitsua1201 9 лет назад +23

      Good luck existing. If you were a human and count yourself lucky enough to be alive you're either stuck being a fish person, a vampire, or completely fucking insane. One way or another you are screwed as a human in that world. Only one real human makes it and he was a baby when it happened.

    • @Nitsua1201
      @Nitsua1201 9 лет назад +14

      Or just straight up dying and becoming a zombie, like in the flashback to Ice Kings origins. Human beings are screwed in Adventure Time universe.

    • @Nitsua1201
      @Nitsua1201 9 лет назад

      Alright, alright. Have fun in your dreams haha.

    • @LinkPizza
      @LinkPizza 7 лет назад +19

      Isn't there like a whole island of humans? Not to mention, I believe the question is asking which Post-apocalyptic you(the person answering the question) would want to live in. So in their case, it's asking which world he would want to live in. Meaning he would be alive. Meaning his answer would be valid... except for the fact that it has to be movie apocalypse. Other than that, it works. Or we could wait until Adventure Time has a movie. Which is in the works, apparently... Also, a lot of people picked Adventure Time. It might be pretty fun, too.

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 3 года назад

      Wait, adventure time is a post apocalyptic waste land?

  • @tdylan
    @tdylan 9 лет назад +749

    Why did Daniel have 4 folding chairs in his car?

    • @chickensarealiens
      @chickensarealiens 9 лет назад +30

      +tdylan maybe they were on their way to a picnic or a barbeque

    • @reubenblock1016
      @reubenblock1016 9 лет назад +117

      +tdylan You're joking right? That's the most Daniel thing to do.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 9 лет назад +42

      +Scott Matthews with one bottle of water and one chocolate bar?... you must have some ghetto-ass BBQ's lol

    • @ProjektaV2
      @ProjektaV2 8 лет назад +4

      I made the same comment about the chairs. didn't even read the first comment. lol

    • @user-rr6uy7re9o
      @user-rr6uy7re9o 8 лет назад +4

      +tdylan Why don't you?

  • @fruitspunchsamurai6
    @fruitspunchsamurai6 7 лет назад +58

    I love how Soren looks offended when Dan says his bffs are fictional characters

  • @MoXy33
    @MoXy33 7 лет назад +360

    I have watched these out of order and everybody looks different in each episode except the blond guy!

    • @MoXy33
      @MoXy33 7 лет назад +15

      i thought will smith was the ideal human...

    • @leprechaunluck24
      @leprechaunluck24 7 лет назад +31

      MoXy Soren is ageless

    • @pyroandrew6752
      @pyroandrew6752 4 года назад +10

      Soren for god

    • @pyroandrew6752
      @pyroandrew6752 4 года назад +5

      Is god

    • @Strawberry92fs
      @Strawberry92fs 4 года назад +12

      @@pyroandrew6752 Soren Bowie for god 2020! "What's the other guy done for ya lately"

  • @ushas42
    @ushas42 8 лет назад +21

    It's 1:30 in the morning and I've watched Dan say "Peeps keep" half a dozen times because it's the funniest thing in the world to me right now.

  • @PIMPEDoutPALMER
    @PIMPEDoutPALMER 7 лет назад +312

    lol dan's voice is super cracked. lol see what i did there.

  • @alexiswelsh5821
    @alexiswelsh5821 4 года назад +14

    0:33 - 0:41 I like how Dan and Soren switched seats. Tried something different, and were like, "This is weird." and went back to normal.

  • @heavymetalweatherman7774
    @heavymetalweatherman7774 8 лет назад +10

    The "get your own stick" gag at 4:09 is still my favorite part of this video.

  • @Josie346
    @Josie346 8 лет назад +114

    i love these guys so much ive powered through all of their videos for the last two hours

    • @the.brokenhand
      @the.brokenhand 7 лет назад +17

      Great. Now you'll have to wait a month.
      I did the same thing :(

    • @LinkPizza
      @LinkPizza 7 лет назад

      To be fair, either way, they would have to wait. Haha. They could either watch one, wait a certain amount of time, and then watch them again until she catches up. Or binge them all and wait for the next one. Haha. Also, just re-watch them after a bunch of time passes. Or re-watch with friends and family.

  • @invicta1313
    @invicta1313 9 лет назад +497

    What I don't understand about zombie movies is...why don't they ever just wait it out? I mean, how long can a corpse exposed to oxygen, water, sunlight and ants last anyway? What...a couple of weeks, tops? Also, they're zombies, so it's not like they're secreting like Formaldahydalose to preserve themselves. And even if they did, they wouldn't have a functioning circulatory system to move it around. So really, all you'd have to do to survive is hole up somewhere for a couple of weeks until the zombies were too decayed to walk, and then let the vultures finish them off. Boom...genre ended. On to werescorpions.

    • @davidteer80
      @davidteer80 9 лет назад +62

      Richard Rowe True, in real life zombies would literally fall apart within days or weeks. Most zombie movies establish some workaround that slows down the decomposition process. In the Walking Dead Zombies that have not eaten in a while are obviously slower and more frail. I believe in some episodes they even mention that.

    • @brandonpiunti8197
      @brandonpiunti8197 9 лет назад +34

      Richard Rowe In the world war Z novel and such the virus repels most form of bacteria that causes decay.

    • @invicta1313
      @invicta1313 9 лет назад +66

      Brandon Piunti All right, fair enough...but what about desiccation? Even without bacterial decay, a body is still going to dry out eventually. Especially if it's walking around in the sun. How long does it take to make beef jerky? Even in a really humid environment, desiccation would happen sooner or later. And even if the zombie were underwater, it wouldn't keep the collagen in the bones from breaking apart. Once that happens, the bones are basically just chalk sticks. then there's oxidation and UV breakdown...ect ect. So either way...it wouldn't be more than a couple weeks, couple months at most before they just fell apart The surface of the Earth isn't the most hospitable place for dead bodies lol.

    • @invicta1313
      @invicta1313 9 лет назад +6

      David teer Hey man...sorry, didn't see your response first. I replied to Brandon above, saying basically the same thing. I'd love to know how they get around desiccation and oxidation without a functioning circulatory system...neat trick lol.

    • @brandonpiunti8197
      @brandonpiunti8197 9 лет назад +3

      i dont exactly remember anything else from it but it just was if you follow that it lets them last longer i guess. But im sure there are flaws anyways

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 8 лет назад +290

    Why is this the only non-diner episode? Where were they even driving to, a diner?

    • @silvoc8903
      @silvoc8903 8 лет назад +89

      +Dick Grayson they did an episode when they were out camping

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 8 лет назад +32

      Silvoc Oh, you're right. One of the horror themed episodes. Maybe in this episode they were driving to the campsite in that episode. And other than that, it's just diners.

    • @silvoc8903
      @silvoc8903 8 лет назад

      +Dick Grayson that seems reasonable

    • @samuellacey5166
      @samuellacey5166 8 лет назад

      +Silvoc Which was that?

    • @beniverson3777
      @beniverson3777 8 лет назад +3

      +Dick Grayson the car isn't even on a road, there's a fire pit and they've set up chairs that they for some reason brought along. it seems fairly self evident that their destination is, for whatever reason, exactly where they are

  • @SoundlessRie
    @SoundlessRie 9 лет назад +52

    I love Dan so much. He is me, the perfectly ok with being alone person who admits if all came to worse he probably wouldn't miss his friends. Esp the way they treat him. And the fact that he openly admits he could live without sex.

    • @SoundlessRie
      @SoundlessRie 8 лет назад

      Trust me, I know the difference.

  • @Super21208
    @Super21208 9 лет назад +47

    This was the first After Hours I saw and I am happy Dan's voice is not normally like this

  • @TheWarChief929
    @TheWarChief929 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Never knowing how game of thrones ends" that would have have been a blessing.

  • @kaniwillis4683
    @kaniwillis4683 10 лет назад +19

    The real ending to I am legend goes like this, will smith finds out that the creature were attempting to find their friend and he was killing them, making him the bad guy. Best plot twist ending ever.

    • @PeterG00000
      @PeterG00000 10 лет назад +10

      It seemed pretty clear even in the theatrical cut. The leader monster guy looked pretty broken up about his female companion being kidnapped, he even stuck his head out in the sunlight.
      Ugh that stupid divine intervention ending angers me so much.

  • @3oct1111
    @3oct1111 8 лет назад +6

    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Titan AE ect. Earth gone most people gone but you aren't alone, you're having awsome space adventures

  • @Bjorn308
    @Bjorn308 9 лет назад +31

    I can describe my prefered Apocalyptic world where I must live in one word: FALLOUT.

    • @glasspug
      @glasspug 9 лет назад

      MinionOfDeth2112 But all the reminders of pre war world, with the ghouls or the landmarks,just like Michael said

    • @Bjorn308
      @Bjorn308 9 лет назад +5

      That would only get to me if I gave a shit, which I don't. If it did then I'd just find a way to destroy that stuff and sell the scrap materials. I'm kind of like Dan but I need more action to keep me entertained. Thus the Raiders, Deathclaws, Geckos, Fiends, Robots, ect.

    • @glasspug
      @glasspug 9 лет назад

      MinionOfDeth2112 Another bad thing is everyone wants to kill each other.

    • @Bjorn308
      @Bjorn308 9 лет назад +4

      Like I said: I NEED ACTION. And not everyone wants to kill each other, your safe within your own faction... just have to watch out for power struggles. Thankfully I'm not into politics.

    • @glasspug
      @glasspug 9 лет назад

      MinionOfDeth2112 True but living in a vault has to be bad after a while, because some vaults were made to test stuff on people, run out of water or not have any equipment to stay healthy. (remember the plant people)

  • @buckysrevenge
    @buckysrevenge 4 месяца назад +2

    I'm sure it's a coincidence, but the show The Last Man on Earth totally took off with Dan's idea (especially about pooping in different houses)

  • @campbellsoup93
    @campbellsoup93 4 года назад +7

    I feel like Daniel would be the type of person to keep water and food in his vehicle in case of a breakdown. He seems to overprepare for things.

  • @chriscano4162
    @chriscano4162 10 лет назад +44

    zombieland was fun. they basically went around doing whatever they wanted.

    • @SpookyScaryGangRapingSkeleton
      @SpookyScaryGangRapingSkeleton 10 лет назад +2

      well, they did have rules......

    • @bonesmasher13
      @bonesmasher13 9 лет назад +1

      Spooky Scary Gang Raping Skeleton well one of the rules in every zombie movie is don't make alot of noise, always stick together, scavenge for food and zombies are always a threat. in zombieland. there might be rules that says you have to run fast, check bathroom and such... but you still had freedom to do what you want... and in the whole movie... everyone is friendly with each other. when tallahassee and Columbus met each other. sure at first they almost killed each other. but tallahassee still became friends with columbus. wichita and little rock were the only people who screwed them over. but even so. markets still have tons of food, you can smash a whole car and not a single zombie comes in and find you. wasting ammo was never a bad thing. heck in the town they should have seen should have had tons of zombies crawling. but it didn't... compare that to the walking dead. where a when you're not making any noise at all. then suddenly a walker gets behind you and bites you. there's hardly any food. almost everyone you meet wants to kill you. ammo is hard to find. you can't even find a fucking knife in a kitchen. in zombieland they found shotguns, SMGs and pistols in a perfectly working hummer. zombieland is the dream land where we all want to be in. so we can go ape shit killing zombies. is like dead rising and GTA in real life. we can do what the hell we want in zombieland. we can crash cars and we can kill zombies with ease. in the walking dead. they had trouble fighting a 12 zombies. tallahassee was inside a prize booth with two pistols and 4 or 6 magazines left and he killed every last one of them. in the walking dead.. thats a freakin death sentence... in zombieland. its just another fun day as one of the last survivors on earth. plus they still have electricity... in other zombie movies they don't have that. heck in other zombie movies it would take them a hell of a long time and some people getting bit and dying before they get into LA. while they went to LA without car trouble, and no one dying... this is the perfect zombie apocalypse... where we can be as violent as we want but still enjoy the perks of modern day things.

  • @superapm9620
    @superapm9620 4 года назад +5

    2:28 "No new pop culture. No avengers 2, you'd never know how GoT ends"
    God how envious I'd be of Dan at that point

  • @DenOfVipers
    @DenOfVipers 8 лет назад +83

    Peeps? Peeps keep.

  • @hazahaxa
    @hazahaxa 8 лет назад +124

    Does he keep metal folding chairs in his car?

    • @definitelycatherine7296
      @definitelycatherine7296 8 лет назад +5

      Apparently

    • @art-is-awen8842
      @art-is-awen8842 8 лет назад +1

      Obviously

    • @bigemugamer
      @bigemugamer 8 лет назад +11

      +Douche Bag Thats not so weird, i keep a bone saw, body bags and a shovel in my trunk, just in case... don't ask. ;)

    • @brainstorm623
      @brainstorm623 8 лет назад +37

      Don't be stupid, Douche Bag: he obviously picked them off of a folding chair tree. They're usually ripe in the summer.

    • @indiefruit
      @indiefruit 6 лет назад +1

      You never know when you might have an opportunity for a four-way pop culture discussion

  • @sarahknight6627
    @sarahknight6627 10 лет назад +14

    But in Waterworld, what happens if a storm hits? There's thunderstorms, massive waves, hurricanes that stretch for miles. Your floating town would end up capsized and then what are you left with?

    • @monkeyman2644
      @monkeyman2644 10 лет назад +4

      lots of water

    • @sarahknight6627
      @sarahknight6627 10 лет назад

      You can't swim for the rest of your life. That is my point.

    • @monkeyman2644
      @monkeyman2644 10 лет назад +10

      is that a challenge

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 4 года назад +3

      @@sarahknight6627 Actually you can swim for the rest of your life. It's called drowning.

  • @adamborison3054
    @adamborison3054 8 лет назад +31

    So upset nobody has correct this. It's not that when you live at higher elevations you live longer. What the studies are saying is that if you take somebody who has lived at a high altitude all their life, and a person who has lived at low altitude, and then put those two at a medium level, the higher up one lives longer. Getting more altitude after being used to normal ones will make you live a much shorter life, not a longer one.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 8 лет назад +12

      Mike clearly needed to be oxygenated better at that point in time. "In Water World World World, there's water...world."

  • @BruBcc
    @BruBcc 6 лет назад +104

    Daniel: I'll take my chance that Louis C.K. is amongst the survivor.
    Soren: You really think you could survive all the rapists
    Wow that jokes strikes a cord 5 years later.

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 4 года назад +2

      How so? It's not like he raped anyone.

    • @ideitbawxproductions1880
      @ideitbawxproductions1880 3 года назад +1

      @@Tkieron sexual harassment, indecent exposure and public masturbation are in the same ballpark, though

    • @shilohwehrmacht2947
      @shilohwehrmacht2947 3 года назад +2

      @@ideitbawxproductions1880 except all of it was consensual and everytime he asked first even sarah silverman talked about it

    • @Diinytro
      @Diinytro 3 года назад +3

      @@shilohwehrmacht2947 Didn't he confess?

    • @carrottop1107
      @carrottop1107 Год назад

      @@Diinytro He confessed that he pulled out his penis and masturbated until completion after asking the women if he could. They all agreed, but later said either that they thought he was joking or that they weren't comfortable with it but felt like they couldn't/shouldn't say no. Louis C.K confessed that, in hindsight, the fact that these women looked up to him created a power imbalance that he shouldn't have abused. It obviously wasn't properly consensual, and he has admitted that, but comparing him to a rapist is the kind of insane exaggeration that makes people tune out of the whole debate and dismiss accusations.

  • @theerogueprincess
    @theerogueprincess 5 лет назад +33

    Soren: “You’d never know how game of thrones ends”
    Me: Trust me you don’t wanna

  • @marcusviniciusalves4448
    @marcusviniciusalves4448 5 лет назад +39

    "You'd never know how Game of Thrones ends"
    Oh, mate, don't mind that.

  • @gasstationbathroominnevada
    @gasstationbathroominnevada 8 лет назад +30

    when he said get your own stick I died

  • @jemherondale4259
    @jemherondale4259 2 года назад +1

    I love how as soon as they know its going to be this kind of discussion dan and soren switch spots

  • @Farscryer0
    @Farscryer0 9 лет назад +37

    The best apocalypse is Titan A.E. The Earth has been blown to smithereens by a "hard-light" based race and the remnants of humanity are either scattered across the galaxy or huddled together in Quarian-like spaceships. You will never have the life you once had, humanity is too few in number for such excesses, but the things you have now and the people you share it with become that much more meaningful.
    Until some douche, with a galactic cartographer's map imbedded within a ring, destroys the Drejj and uses their energy to ignite the core of would later become a new homeworld for the species.
    And he names it "Bob."

    • @CatBotBlaire
      @CatBotBlaire 9 лет назад +5

      best movie, best apocalypse, hell yes

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 9 лет назад +3

      That would be a fucking terrible apocalypse, your home world is destroyed, every alien hates you, your species is across known space and time, and you have a pure energy race trying to murder you.

    • @marielevy4157
      @marielevy4157 9 лет назад +3

      That was my favorite movie as a child

  • @ethansmith6149
    @ethansmith6149 9 лет назад +96

    I'd choose Adventure Time.

    • @VivianMalmgren
      @VivianMalmgren 9 лет назад +2

      Yes I was thinking that too!

    • @Mbilog1
      @Mbilog1 9 лет назад

      5

    • @TheAwesome45
      @TheAwesome45 9 лет назад +2

      Ethan Smith Fuck my choice. Land of Ooo bitches!

    • @PedoBearNomsLoli
      @PedoBearNomsLoli 2 года назад

      Yeah well you better be a girl like Fionna otherwise you gonna screwed on the romance end like what happened to Finn.

  • @kallumkeeley5154
    @kallumkeeley5154 8 лет назад +87

    Is it me or is Daniels voice off?

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 8 лет назад +4

      It's you

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 8 лет назад +2

      His voice is the same

    • @JordanBartholme
      @JordanBartholme 8 лет назад +56

      +kallum keeley He sounds sick or something. It is definitely not just you.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 8 лет назад +31

      +kallum keeley He is definetely sick. How can someone not year that?

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 8 лет назад +23

      +kallum keeley It's the heat. His throat is parched.

  • @bradlbe
    @bradlbe 10 лет назад +14

    You guys are hilarious and I wish I had friends like you.

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 8 лет назад +3

    Game! Good job, Michael. You actually made Waterworld win something. Just what was in that chocolate?
    Daniel: 13
    Soren: 9
    Katie: 8
    Michael: 12

  • @TheRICKY85
    @TheRICKY85 10 лет назад +4

    As long as Katie is still in the world, I would be happy!

  • @4amlibra
    @4amlibra 6 месяцев назад +1

    “I… can’t- I can’t not watch it, I started it.”
    Dan makes me feel seen.

  • @cornlips7247
    @cornlips7247 4 года назад +2

    There are so many new movies and shows I would love to hear them rip into. At least I can binge watch old videos until I memorize them all lol

  • @kyosballerina7701
    @kyosballerina7701 8 лет назад +29

    The answer is clearly Ooo from Adventure Time.

  • @christopherdirksen
    @christopherdirksen 9 лет назад +56

    i think you guys messed up the end plate on this one.

    • @myapapaya8739
      @myapapaya8739 9 лет назад +4

      are we the only ones who noticed that?

    • @KittyKazoo_Art
      @KittyKazoo_Art 9 лет назад +2

      TaMya Grice Nope, I did too

    • @user-pn6nb8mh2e
      @user-pn6nb8mh2e 9 лет назад +2

      I did as well

    • @dokonaut
      @dokonaut 8 лет назад +7

      +Al Katraz at first i thought it was intentional, maybe it was

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 6 лет назад +3

      thank was reallyh expecting more comments about this

  • @danielallen4450
    @danielallen4450 2 года назад +1

    "You'd never know how Game Of Thrones ends"
    Oh my sweet Summer child.

  • @Maphisto86
    @Maphisto86 10 лет назад +16

    Listening to Dan in this episode makes me thirsty.

  • @Jonnyaxlegrease
    @Jonnyaxlegrease 10 лет назад +20

    God I love after hours

  • @genesisrail
    @genesisrail 7 лет назад +4

    Attack on Titan. Not only is there civilization and plenty of food, but you could also become a titan slaying badass in about a year or two!

  • @mastermaddison
    @mastermaddison 9 лет назад +2

    I'm liking this just for the chair switch gag... That tickled me. XD

  • @kingroosta
    @kingroosta 4 года назад +5

    I'm here after the reunion. It makes this episode much more difficult to watch.

  • @morgantv1212
    @morgantv1212 8 лет назад +9

    Who else is binge watching Cracked Afterhours because I am 😂

  • @gyConnor98
    @gyConnor98 10 лет назад +9

    Omfg i just got a bit weirded out with their seating... THEN THEY MOVED.

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 3 года назад +2

    I came to watch this video for 1 reason. To hear Dan say "Peeps. Peeps keep." in his raspy voice. 1:39

  • @dalegaliniak607
    @dalegaliniak607 8 лет назад +1

    Titan A.E.
    The earth blew up and the protagonist is pretty okay with it and enjoys his life. Sure, he ends up making a second earth by the end of the movie, but he has no fears about making it different, and better.

  • @fuddie_duddie7766
    @fuddie_duddie7766 7 лет назад +3

    If I could live in any post apocalyptic universe, I would choose Firefly.
    That counts right?
    You get to go into space, and do...space things!

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard 4 года назад +3

    I love "The Walking Dead". Seven years later, it's still a great show.

  • @stephyalysse
    @stephyalysse Год назад

    "No Avengers 2,. You'll never know how Game of Thrones ends." ...The two things that were "lackluster" in the future are the things they chose to say lol. I love the videos so much. They're always fun to come back to.

  • @cameronwright3870
    @cameronwright3870 9 лет назад

    Dan's voice in this makes him super endearing.

  • @frozenaorta
    @frozenaorta 8 лет назад +5

    Los Feliz is on the east side of Hollywood. That's a long way from the desert. You have to wonder what the hell they were doing.
    Also...
    Dan really should have sat this one out till he got over his cold. Instead, he has the most speaking parts. That's commitment for you there!
    Also...
    I always suspected Soren was sort of short. The beginning of this episode confirms it. They even heighten his seat? Damn.

    • @danielpattersontube
      @danielpattersontube 8 лет назад

      +frozenaorta Soren's not short.. did you mean Dan?

    • @frozenaorta
      @frozenaorta 8 лет назад

      Daniel Patterson After watching some other stuff, I retract that comment. Dan is definitely shorter than him. But doesn't it kind of look like Soren's chair is raised to make him the same height as Dan here? Optical illusion I guess.

    • @danielpattersontube
      @danielpattersontube 8 лет назад

      it looks like they must have adjusted the seats in between cuts, sorens chair looks like it's sunk into the ground when he swaps chairs so they must have put something under it maybe

  • @CancerLicker
    @CancerLicker 3 года назад +5

    "I'll never find out how Game of Thrones ends" and "I hope Louis CK survives" are two observations that did not age well.

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 8 лет назад +1

    I agree with Daniel. Mad Max. Lots of guns, huge cars, metal music, leather shit, indiscriminate murder, badass.

  • @vectorinator_007
    @vectorinator_007 8 лет назад +2

    His voice!
    I CANT HANDLE IT!

  • @LaMugre
    @LaMugre 10 лет назад +42

    Adventure time obviously

  • @cactopodes6315
    @cactopodes6315 5 лет назад +17

    “I’ll take my chances that Louis ck is among the survivors”
    “But how are you gonna survive all the rapists?”
    Ah, a fine aging on my pop culture analysis

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 4 года назад +1

      I wasn't aware that Louis CK raped anyone. Since that's what you're implying.

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 Год назад

    Everyone involved in this series is amazing. Sweet Lord is this some good stuff. The characters are good for anything.

  • @leprechaunluck24
    @leprechaunluck24 7 лет назад +1

    I love the different setting. Wish they would try new locations more often. But obviously not replace the cafe. It's apart of them. Like friends lol

  • @NinjaGeekNguyen
    @NinjaGeekNguyen 10 лет назад +9

    He's so cute at 1:36!

  • @kestrel9994
    @kestrel9994 9 лет назад +6

    Titan A.E. clearly best apocalypse. Living in space and getting to see massive advances in technology. Creating new worlds with a space ship, clearly the best apocalypse if you lived through it.

    • @davidteer80
      @davidteer80 9 лет назад +3

      Matthew Johnson Or Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy.

    • @kestrel9994
      @kestrel9994 9 лет назад

      I dunno British sci-fi is typically 10,000% awkward and absurd.

    • @zzz9952
      @zzz9952 9 лет назад +1

      Matthew Johnson That's what makes it fun!

    • @charliepotatoes001
      @charliepotatoes001 9 лет назад +1

      Matthew Johnson Red Dwarf!

    • @rothboy
      @rothboy 9 лет назад

      Robert Davidson YESSSS

  • @forest3823
    @forest3823 7 лет назад +2

    I related so much to Dan saying he cant stop watching the show he hates, because he started it. There have been so many shows I hated, but I just keep watching to see what happens, including Walking Dead

  • @zoeconner5841
    @zoeconner5841 10 лет назад +1

    the after hour videos remind me of the conversations me and my friends have most of the time

  • @cookies9016
    @cookies9016 10 лет назад +14

    im i the only one that thought of adventure time?

  • @dangercats77
    @dangercats77 10 лет назад +23

    "You would never know how Game of Thrones ended."
    me-NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! the humanity!! please, if ANYONE were to live in a post-apocalyptic world, please, dear god, let it be George R R Martin!! I MUST KNOW HOW GoT ENDS!!!

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch 10 лет назад

      Right there with you mate! Although I am still annoyed they killed that hot redhead Roz last season. Supposedly it was because she refused to do anymore nude scenes.....Honestly they wrote her a new part into the story with lines because they liked her and then she goes and pulls that on them?

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch 10 лет назад

      dangercats77
      By keeping her around they had shown her as more then eye candy. But they eye candy does not have to stop being eye candy just because it now has some serious lines that develop the plot. If I was writing I would have kept her around but with less nudity. And would probably only put in some of that nudity if there was a slow part of an episode that needed a segue to get the MANY MANY young male viewers attention again.

    • @ManiaMac1613
      @ManiaMac1613 10 лет назад +3

      *spoiler alert* I read on Wikipedia how 'The Winds of Winter' is supposed to end.
      Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Tyrion Lannister and Will Smith find and retrieve Excalibur, Saphira's egg, an oaken branch, and a hand grenade (respectively), and use their combined power to defeat Sauron and save Narnia. And they get to live happily ever after in Zombieland, with their pet dragons, a giant albino direwolf and Hodor at their sides, and they get to eat seven meals a day, with twinkies and pigeon pie for dessert.

    • @NexusDarkworld338
      @NexusDarkworld338 5 лет назад +1

      Someone new sits on the throne, rape and death stuff happens, and pan away, the end.

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 5 лет назад +1

      all of dany's development disappears in a flash of explosions

  • @Xiphos0311
    @Xiphos0311 5 лет назад +2

    The way Game of Yawns is going you don't want to know how that garbage is going to end.

  • @FelixJonesReviews
    @FelixJonesReviews 10 лет назад +1

    Red Dwarf (provided I was on the ship). Just means you can be a hedonist space-bum exploring the universe in a city-sized space-ship with all the food, entertainment and TIVs you could want. I'd be the Raoul Duke of space.

  • @msoneofmanyify
    @msoneofmanyify 10 лет назад +23

    If the apocalypse ever does happen you NEED to know where all the nuclear power plants are so you can avoid them, those things need constant maintenence...... or boom!!!

    • @thepumking365
      @thepumking365 10 лет назад +10

      even worse that when it does go boom it'll spread radiation across half the country depending on witch way the wind is blowing

    • @foreigntsukar9190
      @foreigntsukar9190 10 лет назад

      If all the nuclear power plants go boom. There going to be no safe point on earth. I suggest you learn how to maintain it or shut it down.

    • @fireflyeclipse
      @fireflyeclipse 10 лет назад

      Is that a Whitest Kids You Know- Anarchy reference?

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 5 лет назад +1

      I... don’t think that’s how nuclear power plants work. Pretty sure they have a series of redundant failsafes for that reason.

  • @Leedark3
    @Leedark3 10 лет назад +4

    Firefly. Whatever ended "Earth That Was" can easily be considered technically an apocalypse. So the new terraformed galaxy is a post-apocalyptic landscape.

    • @SixHod
      @SixHod 9 лет назад +1

      As awesome as that sounds... I don't wanna mess with the reavers.

  • @thelucidjesttheatre3688
    @thelucidjesttheatre3688 7 лет назад

    Wow I never noticed how beautiful Dan's voice is until that end plate

  • @Jon-jt9fy
    @Jon-jt9fy 2 года назад +1

    "natural limit to my impulse control and I have reached it"
    If I didn't know any better I'd say I wrote that line.

  • @snipperjoey1151
    @snipperjoey1151 9 лет назад +101

    Dan's sore throat is just annoying me so much for some reason.

    • @shel571
      @shel571 9 лет назад

      It bothers me a lot

    • @angelotena7777
      @angelotena7777 8 лет назад

      same

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 8 лет назад +5

      +Snipper Joey I like it.

    • @victorasmus8930
      @victorasmus8930 8 лет назад +4

      +Snipper Joey Thank you I was going crazy looking for someone else who noticed that.

    • @meep7979
      @meep7979 7 лет назад

      Snipper Joey yeah I was about to say something until I saw your comment lol

  • @rexarmstrong4284
    @rexarmstrong4284 8 лет назад +8

    if you really think about it, Tron Legacy could be post apocalyptic. imagine the entire world is ending, and you plus about 1,000 survivors get sent to the new Grid. you don't have to eat or drink. you can for recreation but you don't need to. plus, nobody was running the Grid from the outside before Sam arrived, which means the computer that it's run from could likely be turned off or destroyed and everyone onside could still be alive.

  • @jeynarl
    @jeynarl 4 года назад +2

    Wow that was depressing. Happy 2020 everyone

  • @lightsidesoul
    @lightsidesoul 3 года назад

    Just want to add one more point against the twilight zone one, yes you would have modern amenities, for at most a month before power plants and water treatment facilities start breaking down without anyone to maintain them.

  • @aiden-hz8ox
    @aiden-hz8ox 8 лет назад +20

    hate ads you can't skip. especially when their about underwear

    • @yrsalenander4515
      @yrsalenander4515 8 лет назад +3

      or diapers and pregnancy tests... have been getting those every time now.. I think someone is trying to tell me something 😂

    • @nat2002
      @nat2002 8 лет назад +1

      +Yrsa Lenander or condoms

    • @zanytobbs
      @zanytobbs 7 лет назад

      I love the mute button, I don't need to listen to things I already have.

    • @razors98
      @razors98 7 лет назад

      I hate people who complain about ads when Adblock installs in less than 2 minutes

    • @kitsunekid16
      @kitsunekid16 7 лет назад +2

      razors98 not for mobile phones

  • @DaylightDigital
    @DaylightDigital 10 лет назад +4

    There is no way a tow truck could get to such a remote location in ten minutes

    • @mr.awesomesauce3358
      @mr.awesomesauce3358 10 лет назад +24

      Wolf from pulp fiction is driving the tow truck.

    • @DaylightDigital
      @DaylightDigital 10 лет назад +3

      Mr.Awesomesauce
      LOL, that is the only answer I will accept.

    • @Maazzzo
      @Maazzzo 9 лет назад

      They don't say when they called the tow truck :)

    • @DaylightDigital
      @DaylightDigital 9 лет назад

      ***** Literally the first thing Dan says is that the tow truck will be there in 10 minutes. He then says they still have 5 minutes left at the end...

    • @Maazzzo
      @Maazzzo 9 лет назад

      Yes, and it's just as possible that the tow truck called to tell them he was almost there having been called some time ago, as it is that he had just called the tow truck.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 9 лет назад

    Katie's tiny "why?" had me in stitches.

  • @vastikaladelbarrio
    @vastikaladelbarrio 8 лет назад

    I'm just gonna go ahead and say this, in the wide shot, they're sitting out under the sun, when there's some perfectly good shade from the tree, literally inches away. But then, you can see that there's a tarp to give them shade during the episode.

  • @ukko3114
    @ukko3114 8 лет назад +12

    Am i the only one who notice that the end plate audio is for a different end plate than the video

    • @torazely
      @torazely 7 лет назад +1

      thank you! now I don't feel weird for being the only one who seemed to notice!

    • @mackenziesaesthetic1769
      @mackenziesaesthetic1769 7 лет назад +1

      I scrolled into the comments section specifically to check that out

  • @AlexanderCherry
    @AlexanderCherry 9 лет назад +6

    WALL-E. Just put me on the cruise ship.

    • @kingofcrawdads5958
      @kingofcrawdads5958 9 лет назад

      You saw what happened to the humans. Want to never walk again?

    • @hannahbaldwin7248
      @hannahbaldwin7248 8 лет назад +3

      +Issie Ward No, see, they only got fat because they didn't utilize the swimming pool, race track, tennis court, etc. The only reason they got fat is because they stopped walking entirely, so if you just forgo the chair thing, there isn't a problem!

    • @kingofcrawdads5958
      @kingofcrawdads5958 8 лет назад +2

      It was the gravity, actually. There was a whole digram about it in the film.

    • @AlexanderCherry
      @AlexanderCherry 8 лет назад +1

      Nope. IT was human inactivity.

  • @phoenixwerner3694
    @phoenixwerner3694 7 лет назад +1

    Clearly Adventure Time is the answer. It's good for all the same reasons that Waterworld would be good, but better. You could be a pirate, explore dungeons, be a monster hunter, you could even romance a vampire queen or a princess made of gum.

  • @jimbyrdiii1503
    @jimbyrdiii1503 5 лет назад

    Approximately 40 secs in (the two guys switch chairs) PRICELESS!!😂👌

  • @gloom22683
    @gloom22683 9 лет назад +3

    Granted The Walking Dead is no Game of Thrones, but its a thousand times better than most of the stuff on TV now

  • @LunaBunnyAC
    @LunaBunnyAC 10 лет назад +9

    The apocylpse world Id prefer to live in is the Supernatural series 5 post-MichealLucifer showdown. 1) Cause Sam and Dean.
    2) The devil would be frickin hot.
    3) Id know every single method to kill every single different monster.
    4) Theres still a fuck load of food and less people to share it with.
    5) No loneliness.
    6) I'd get to do demon exorcisms and frickin kill crap!!!

    • @BoiWonda02
      @BoiWonda02 10 лет назад +2

      Amen. I'd just carry a box of salt, holy water and silver.

    • @hellraiser217
      @hellraiser217 10 лет назад +3

      You know, whilst I agree that post apocalyptic Supernatural would be interesting to say the least, it would not be one which I would want to live in. Let us take a look at what is actually shown to happen not to Sam and Dean but to everyone in the world. One of the things about Supernatural is that the ordinary person has no idea that any of these things are actually occurring. Whilst there are prophets putting forth books on future events, the majority of the human race is wiped out.
      Now let us consider this for a second. Neither one of us is ready for a zombie apocalypse and in a sense a demon apocalypse would be many times worse. There are people who would actually side with the demons in return for compensation of some sort, people who would actively hunt those who were trying to spare themselves from the demon horde. People wouldn't side with a zombie because to do so would be suicide whilst people would side with lucifer because well... Demons can and do make people's wishes come true through contracts. People in this show, actively seek out demons in order to make their dreams come true.
      Now, salt, holy water and silver would protect you from those demons which are hunting you but none of them have any effect whatsoever on the people who would side with them. The people who would willingly aid them in exchange for something they want, some kind of wish or power or to be able to live longer if only shortly... You're in a world where you may realistically be given a choice between dying and killing a friend or a loved one and knowing that your friends and loved ones may face the same choice.
      This world is NOT one I would wish to live in.

  • @MorShadi
    @MorShadi 4 года назад

    2:31 Yeaaaahhh, don't worry about it. Not missing much, Past Daniel

  • @tomfarrelly2044
    @tomfarrelly2044 7 лет назад +5

    what about adventure time. you would be living with super dogs and candy people

  • @moebossman
    @moebossman 10 лет назад +10

    i would love to live in the Fallout universe with a zombie apocalypse. blasting away zombies with a fatman in my power armor, epic

    • @mojothemigo
      @mojothemigo 10 лет назад +6

      Yeah, the "best" Apoc world is Fallout. It isn't TV or a movie, but it is more detailed and thought out then any of the worlds they described. The world can/is slowly rebuilding and there is some thriving civilization. Granted there is a ton of evil and awful things too, but they are unavoidable in all Apoc worlds.

    • @moebossman
      @moebossman 10 лет назад

      mojothemigo that's exactly why i like Fallout. plus all the cool weapons, armor, and stuff.

    • @robertbrunner2531
      @robertbrunner2531 10 лет назад +4

      moebossman Yeah but all that cool stuff would be a BITCH to get. you have to go through what? a DOZEN super mutants just to get to that one dead brotherhood member that carries the damn fat man and then you have to figure out to accurately load and fire the weapon in the 10 seconds you have before the behemoth comes. Thinking on that I'm surprised the lone wanderer doesn't have a full head of grey hair with how much stress the guy went through in like 4 months.

    • @GuyFieriayylmao
      @GuyFieriayylmao 10 лет назад +2

      They got some pretty dope soft drinks too.

    • @moebossman
      @moebossman 10 лет назад

      Robert Brunner but when you get that fatman, it'll be one hell of an explosion