Fallout 4 - Sarcastic Jerk
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- Опубликовано: 2 дек 2015
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My sole survivor is running around the commonwealth pissing everyone off with sarcasm!
WARNING SOME QUEST AND STORY SPOILERS IN THIS VIDEO! 
Игры
Drink. Some. Water.
DAMMIT. You people beat me to it.
CrimsonGamer99 I was dying at that part 😂
Elijah Torok me too
this top comment is EVIL!!
The brutal irritation he displays. perfect.
Sarcastic Survivor: The world took my son and killed my wife. So I'm going to be a smartass to everyone in it
I named my Character Sarcastic
The Boss it’s more cynicism at the fucked up world around him as a coping mechanism
and his name is Archer.
@@hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895 k
...And that also includes my son.
The voice actor was built for sarcasm. He plays it so well.
You look like a big fan
@@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan By Azura By Azura By Azura! Your rides over mutie!
@@Cheezy_Bunz I don't have time for you, blonde jimmy neutron
Yea his sarcasm lines are his best work in the game
Anyone know who’s the voice actor? He sounds kinda familiar
I love how when you’re sarcastic with valentine he doesn’t get offended or laugh, but he just fires back at you
Because Valentine is sarcastic too 😂
Proof that Valentine is the G.O.A.T.
@@smooth9075 no, he's a detective.
He sometimes gets offended by that if you use it in not the right moment. If you answer sarcastic when he asks you about your opinion on D.I.M.A death he will straight point that you are asshole .
@@stupid_jokester2096 Looks the same.
Whoever wrote the Sarcastic dialogue options: we owe you a lot
Desperate Boy lmao they never get old. Skyrim has funny dialogue options as well.
Steven Howard there isnt
The comedy in NV blows this out of the water. For example: Wang Dang Atomic Tango.
More like they owe me a bj
gaming inc was that supposed to be funny or?
Sarcasm is the only emotion that sounds normal in this game
Are you still gonna seek revenge on dutch
Defalt ray not Dutch but Micah
@@Saber23 him to
@@Saber23 After Micah.
Gav?
"You keep that kind of talk up, I might just start to think we're friends."
Nick gets it.
Fr. Being able to casually insult your friends with no malice is how you know they’re a true friend.
00:36 Nates defense at his trail for war crimes
That Canadian was the only one that didn’t like maple syrup! He got what was coming XDD
9:03
The annexation of Canada happened two years after Nate was discharged, so it couldn’t have been him.
Missed the best line from Valentine:
“If a clever wit and sharp tongue were all we needed to solve our problems, we’d have found your son by now.”
OOF.
Nick the destroyer.
I FELT that one.
DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN
DESTRUCTION 100
He had a family, Nick!
“Drink.
SOME.
*WATER.* “
LoL 😂😂😂😂
1:04
My favorite line
Touch some grass
Drink
some
Coca cola espuma
1:55 by far my favorite dialogue. Depending on how you played the game, the SS knows nothing about the shit Vault-Tec's been up to so he's just messing around, not realizing people are gonna take him serious because Vault-Tec's done way more twisted experiments then that
Ikr
Wasn’t his vault also supposed to be a cannibalism experiment that just went south?
@@skeletonking2501 i don't think so but there was a vault along those lines in New Vegas
@@skeletonking2501 cryogenics
Shit, Vault 111 was arguably supposed to be a SAFE vault, and the largest “fucked up” aspect was just a result of Vault Tech falling apart when the bombs fell.
8:13 man, they predicted NFTs.
I love how he constantly sounds like he's just done with everyone's shit.
One does not simply to be fair he did wake up to his wife being murdered and son being kidnapped, and depending on what happened he either found out his son is an asshole or his son died of cancer after all the work he went through
TheMahMan guy no because in some people’s opinions father is good, but yeah for some people both happened RIP
I like how the character honestly looks like a dick
He's 200 years too old for this shit
@@pyjamadan9848 One does not simply shoot a mailman in their forehead.
The voice actor clearly had a lot fun voicing this character.
Mr Opinionaire although he was a good voice actor having one in the first place was dumb
Jack Glover So you say.
fallout was a rpg so it was stupid
Jack Glover hAvInG a VoIcE aCtOr In ThE fIrSt PlAcE wAs DuMb
We playin' for the R O L E P L A Y boiz. Now my loli asian hentai build is RUINED thanks to having a voice actor. Thanks alot Bethesda D:
1:32 “Local man says no” got me dying
3:19 “Igor fetch me the brain” is funny as heck
3:31 “nick and I are going to share a king I won’t see him in compromising positions will i” is to funny
3:50”yummy fresh toast”
4:41 “Superpowers”
6:20 “Choo Choo”
Mind*
But yes those are very good ones. The writers are geniuses.
3:50 bro, that shit eating grin
Don’t forget Shamus McFuckyourself 🤣 7:13
Gotta hand it to Bethesda, their writing of the sarcastic lines and humor is top notch.
I'm pretty sure it was the only time the writers were allowed to make anything good
“Why the glum face? I thought murder was routine around here”
Diamond city security: *Y O U S H U T Y O U R M O U T H*
*N O*
AHAHAHAH. AHHHHH Y O U
S H U T U P W H E N I M
T A L K I N G T O Y O U
Ya fucking diamond city Police look like makeshift Raiders! I like accidentally fucking shoot one in the face Everytime I'm in Boston.
*I'm not gonna stand here and let you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever seen*
idk why that guards line reminded me of Step Brothers when Brenan says "hey yah dont say that!"
"Hey mister, are you really from the Commonwealth?"
"Me? No, I'm from the moon. Still got cheese on my shoes."
This has to be the best one. The fact he's being so unnecessarily sarcastic to a kid makes it so much better...
Honestly, that’s just standard dad/uncle behavior: see what the stupidest thing is that you can say that they’ll buy for a few minutes
Him now being canonically an accomplice in war crimes and laughing about it makes this even better!
Coping with that trauma man
I mean the UN doesn't exist so he isnt a war criminal, and even if it did the evil ass us government in the fallout world use nate for propaganda and make him and his buddy heros(the opperation anchorage dlc)
Anyone that unironically believes that is insane imo, it was an incredibly stupid thing that ONE writer has said, never been confirmed in game, obviously was not planned if it is true, so at the very least is a straight up retcon. So no it's not canon. It was "confirmed" by a single writer, outside of the game, and even after he said it, he said it was a dumb idea. I just want to spread the word that it's not actually, cannon
@@hannibal_burgz9164 fully agree! I’m not particularly fond of Pagliarulo in particular, and that whole incident was amusing in general. My comment was just Reddit tier memeing off the (anti?) hype
@@deanc.c.1018 Pagliarulo is just not a good writer/designer.
They turned..._carnivorous_.
Best line in the game.
+Zero Kelvin
"Meow"
+Zero Kelvin can someone explain to me why it's funny ?
+snkhuong it's just outlandish
+"Oakie" lol
+Zero Kelvin I lost it when he said that last word.
If Ryan Reynolds was a video game character.
THANK YOU. I was looking for this comment
Man now I want a ryan reynolds video game character thanks to you
Edgy 9 year old
I just imagine him playin this and only picking sarcastic with a mod to make him deadpool
Exactly !!!
True
6:26 *"yeah yeah, because a robot with no limbs is exactly what you want for your digging operation"*
**Disgruntled veteran making his way through pretty much normal Boston**
The sarcastic lines seem more realistic than the normal lines
Why wouldn’t they be? The Sole Survivor is edgy as hell.
Edit: *E* *D* *G* *Y*
1.1 thousand likes and only one comment. Wow.
EDIT: WOW
Probably because the voice actor is a sarcastic jerk in real life so it came natural. XD
"Sheemis mick fuck yaself"
Ikr
Piper: I wanna interview you for the paper, whaddya say?
Lone Survivor: Here's your headline, "Local man says no"
savage
Lol,im dead
*W H O G I V E S A C R A P R A Y S*
MicK22ICE not to be that person butttt
In fallout 3 you’re the lone wonder and fallout 4 you’re the sole survivor the lone survivor doesn’t exist😂
@@isabelliv1512 and why are u saying this?
@@arandomguy6030 why are u saying this?
4:09
I honestly prefer the Nora sarcastic here
"Me? I'm playing a game. First guy to grab my ass gets his arm broken; ten points if he's drunk."
Hell yeah
I love how Nick doesn't hesitate for a second biting back at you
Local man says no.
"Smart ass"
The Title But It's Not I can't breath 💀💀
Johnny Melville Same ;-;
I need to play this game again
First time using that for Piper, I was half expecting the headline to actually read that later on
*drink.some.water*
Smith Colin
1:02
That is the best bit, i'm fuckin dying here.
That one broke me
Smith Colin the way he said it killed me
Smith Colin i DIED
*Kellogg:* I should've killed you while you were on ice
YOU WANT TO TRY FOR ROUND TWO? LET'S GO.
"DRINK. SOME. WATER" gets me every time lmao
That’s the best one by far
7:10
The fake Irish accent was the cherry on top :D
Kobobble it's me your old buddy, Sheamus Mcfuck yourself.
what quest is that though?
Rocky31 nicks personal quest
XD!!!!
lol
I like that Nick actually throws back some sarcasm.
Because... Nick.
"finally, a worthy opponent!"
@@EDEZ-PresidentEdo *Nick still defeats his opponent.*
I was here at 666 likes
I love being sarcastic so my excitement when, instead of getting mad, Nick replied in kind was huge
5:48 the delivery on this one makes me crack up everytime lmao
sounds like he genuinely found it funny lol
A few friends of mine and threw a firecracker into a toilet to see what would happen and we fucking broke it lmao
I never understood why people got upset about having a voiced protagonist. This is done so well
cause muh rpg
I prefer not having a voiced protagonist, but both the male and female voice actors did such a fantastic job lol.
Yeah it’s great, but a lot of people prefer roleplaying options and not having dialog be so limited, so those people would take the trade any day.
Except it sucks only having: "yes", "maybe (yes)" , "sarcastic (yes)" and No as options when doing any quest of relevance.
you know only having 4 "choices" because Beth couldn't be arsed to write/pay for more dialogue.
You didn't hear the name "Kellogg" at all did you?
*Yes from a goddamn Cereal Box*
I wish that was an option.
Hahaha this cracked me up
@Clay Foster This is my 7th time laughing at a comment.
I mean...
He is a cereal killer
@@rage_2000 Gold star for the fucking terrible joke. XD
Nate : *sarcastic toward Nick*
Nick : "No u"
haha funni no u so funni and original
For some reason I'm thinking Nick from L4D2
1:04 kills me everytime😂💀
"Going in naked, fingers crossed I get superpowers" omg that slayed me back in 2015. Was on the floor
The hilarious part is that Nick replies like he's encouraging Sole Survivor to be even more dickish.
besides far harbor when you kill his brother
That's why I love nick, he admires your sarcasm
.
I don’t know about you, but Nick seemed offended at every single joke I don’t know how you see a different reaction
i love Nick
The oversexualised assaultron makes me uncomfortable..
that external plating is THICK
Meow....
She seems Mettaton-ish. Just less involved with game show stuff and more attitude
Are you kidding me? Them metal plates are the best sight in the Commonwealth
She's a woman baby, can't you tell? Nice body (even if metal) and nice personality xD
i like how valentine always has a witty response no matter who he's talking to
more reasons to love em 😭
"Doctor, it's time for you to reverse DEATH ITSELF!"
Imagine you're just minding your own business in your workplace and some stranger showed up and told you to perform necromancy.
Bethesda should have named theese dialouge options 'Archer'
phrasing
Far too accurate
Archer?
Alejandro Perez archer is an adult cartoon where the main character sterling is the embodiment of sarcasm
+Alejandro Perez It's super funny, it's on Netflix.
“Here’s your headline: Local man says no”
God I love the sarcastic quotes
Really one of the few things I like about Fallout 4
Shame that the dialogue tree doesn't give more information about it. The least they could give is whether it's a sarcastic yes or sarcastic no.
1:32
Fallout 4 may have not been the greatest game but goddamnit it was so funny
"you don't seem like a total wet rag" - "Well you don't look like you've ever used one"
that KILLED me
"Who Gives a Crap Rays?" 😂
0:51
Nick's responses are legendary.
"Are you with the atom cats?"
"Me-ow"
Fucking legendary
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9:28
Smooth as fuck
Meow, my fav so far
That crap was hilarious lowkey no cap
Valentine is the only one who actually comes back and doesn’t give a crap.
TachankaTHICC Valentine is the only correct companion choice
@@alfie-jayfoster6631 dogmeat?
Yuuki Terumi The *other* only acceptable companion!
@@alfie-jayfoster6631 Hancock?
Yuuki Terumi Tbh I was never a fan of Hancock - The synths were (for me) the most interesting characters, hence why I felt kinda attached to Valentine for most of my first play through
Based Nate gameplay
Kleo: "I'm a woman baby, can't you tell?"
Issac: "A soulless machine that wants my money? Yeah, that fits the bill"
That's fucking perfect
I like that Valentine bites back lmao
TheHashSlingingSlasher Ndnd I hate being sarcastic to Nick, he is such a good character. I just hate people who are rude to him.
@@mastercobragaming8780 Eh, I like the spaghetti monster comment.
@@mastercobragaming8780 Doesn't he like it? I thought you generally get approval from him for sarcasm
platypiisaweirdword he just bites you back if your sarcastic to him. If you are sarcastic to others, he will like it.
one time i got a dislike from him when i was sarcastic to Ellie at the beginning of Far Harbor, so i think it depends
Reviewers: "The voiced main character was a bad idea"
Me:
Man maybe you should stop playing rpgs with character creation
@@aabbccdd4710 I assume you hate every JRPG ever made, then?
It was an excellent idea. Not only does your character feel more alive, but it adds personality to him as well.
What reviewers said that?
@@Dennis-nc3vw I think it's more like the hardcore fans of western RPGs hate voiced characters.
The war criminal being a societal criminal
5:14 hardly? so it somewhat qualifies???
“Hey mister, are you really from the Commonwealth?”
“Me? No... I’m from the moon, still got cheese on my shoes.” 😂😂😂
Thats still funny
I am your 666th like.
@@exodus_3958 too late for me
i just noticed something. The only source of cheese in the Fallout universe is BlamCo Mac & Cheese, there ain't no slices of cheese or any reference to cheese made by the npcs, the Sole Survivor and the pre-war ghouls may be the only individuals who knows what cheese really is
@@gilpita brahmin milk is probably horrifically disgusting, so i doubt they are using it to make some dairy products. functional vaults might have powdered milk in storage, though.
*"Oh good. I was hoping for a chance to rescue some more helpless villagers"*
- Literally everyone who ever played fallout 4 thought that
Preston "Let me mark it on your-"
Sole Survivor starts ripping up map.
Every RPG tbh
Preston somehow knows how to mark something on a pip boy
John SMith So does everyone else.
Now when i start over i just save Preston but i leave them there
I like that he goes from quippy to just an asshole
incredible how the sarcastic options actually gives ytour character a personality
I hope the male VA got paid appropriately for his amazing voicework.
Zurgo Pussysmasher: Oh no, gaming voice actors don’t get paid very well.
Zurgo Pussysmasher He only made one mistake when putting so much enthusiasm into saying “Come on, come on!” When opening your spouses cryogenic chamber. Then so calmly saying, “I’ll get who did this” in a completely different tone, a minor flaw and other than that he’s great!
CheatoMosquito I mean no, that's the art of how he delivered the line. When you see your spouse get killed and your sone get taken from you you would feel anger and despair pretty much at the same time. So when he yells "come on, come on" he yelled it in an angry tone to kinda state the confusion and the rage he felt for just watching his wife get shit. And when he says, "I'll find the man who did this, and I'll get Shaun back. I promise" he says it more in a soft demeanor to symbolize the realization that his wife was just murdered, his son was taken, right before his very eyes. so Brian, the VA, used a compelling, depressed and revengeful tone when delivering that line to just cement the fact of all what just happened. If you get my meaning
Coney Island James Hmm well maybe it wasn’t how he delivered it but more so the audio was amped up too loud to be followed by him whispering “I’ll get who did this”
Zurgo Pussysmasher 1000th like
1:58 I like how piper actually posted that
To be fair that does sound like something Vault-Tec would actually do.
@@ClaytonBeitz they've done weirder things
Achlys like the Puma
@@ClaytonBeitz I would not be surprised if this joke becomes a reality in a Vault in Fallout 5. Might be some kind of spoiler for Fallout 5.
*Printed
2:04 This is GOLD! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm cracking, xD. The dialogues are so awesome!
I would pay to watch the Valentine/Isaac cop buddy movie. Such good lines.
The way Valentine reply its pure gold
Isaac and Valentine: The Dynamic Duo
Now I feel.like replaying the game but as a sarcastic jerk 😂
With the Fallout show in the works, this dup would be perfect
You mean Valentine/Seamus McFuckyourself buddy movie
So he's pretty much Archer.
Yep
+arealbigboss Damn, gotta go watch it all over again...
+arealbigboss Just throwing this out there: Fallout 5 will have 6 different character voice options:
Male - H. Jon Benjamin, Lucky Yates, Adam Reed (Archer, Kreiger, Gillette - respectively)
Female - Aisha Tyler, Jessica Walter, Amber Nash (Lana, Malory, Pam)
+arealbigboss Yes because that's how you get ants.
+Bethany Anne Azemus and you are bs'ing because?
The change in sarcasm in early game from “I have no idea what’s going on but I’m going to make fun of all this dumb shit” to late game sarcasm that is literally “I know what’s going on, but this is still the dumbest shit ever.”
Its fitting for a war criminal
2:11 I really wish they made a breakfast joke,
“You didn’t hear the name Kellog did you?”
“Oh yeah, I read it on the cereal box this morning.”
That'd make the whole world laugh.
Ever heard of copyright?
@@wanteddeadoralive8798 thats not copyright but ok
edit: i think the word you're looking for is trademark
@@wanteddeadoralive8798 technically wouldn't matter anyway; the cereal wouldn't be in the game and wouldn't be directly referenced. Just alluded to.
Comedy would be in a world of trouble if allusions weren't allowed.
Oh, yeah. It’s also been going trough my head a lot
"Uh... I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is " Fuck you." 6:55
My stomach hurts from laughing x)
i need to got to pizza hut and say that
Dropped my phone laughing when that came up.
LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO
I know that one was great xD
This was my favorite
0:15
No. I'm Jangles. The Moon Monkey!
This was my very first sarcastic line in the game.
Right after it was: Drink. Some. Water. Used Sarcastic lines all the way through the rest. This video is such good nostalgia. :) Thanks. Great video.
This stuff is still hilarious so many years later
When you ask your mom for more soda
"Drink. Some. Water"
Suicidal Tendencies reference?
JUST ONE PEPSI! AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!!! JUST A PEPSI!!!!!
Hellscrap3r ikr! 😀
when i first heard that verse from the song in the 90s, i laughed and laughed! 😂😂😂
Arthur Ratliff lol that had me dying already while on the toilet 😂😂😂
TotallyNot aCreep - Its a Back To The Future 2 reference. I can't believe no one caught on.
"Are you with the atom cats?"
*_"MeOw"_*
"oh, um. I'll take that as a yes"
"Meow" :3
When you meet "cats" -fans in the wild
@@TheParadox3000 I mean, if they existed.
UwU
“The only cat in me is the one I cooked up for dinner last night.”
5:57 Ah, yes, the Fallout 3 G.O.A.T-Classic.
Aw man this is great. Absolute gold.
His face, voice tone and dialogues... What the perfect holy trinity.
666 likes
777 :O
888 likes lol
Curious Giraffe ikr
Don't forget the hair.
7:10 the voice acting on this got me
The voice acting is good. I still hate the way it affects the gameplay, but at least it was well-implemented, even if it was a bad idea.
@@m0nkEz Maybe for the next fallout they could have a voice in there but you could have the option on whether you wanted that voice enabled or not
@@kylos1999 why don't you like the fact that they can talk? I love it!
@@SuperAngel32 it doesn't more options for role playing
@@martol7169 bro wut???
the voice actor put all his effort into the sarcasm parts
i like being sarcastic with Nick because he throws it right back
I know a lot of people weren’t a fan of voiced characters but hot damn I was a fan of Nate’s voice actor. All his sarcastic lines were gold.
Agreed
I like Nora's voice actress more tbh.
The voiced actors were pretty good, but the linear story is unbearable.
How can you not be a fan of a voiced protagonist. It gives the character life. I always hated the character had no voice in previouse games because it feels so retarted if u choose a dialogue option and the character says nothing
@@ainuannatar1632 that's because you're role playing so you say it however you say it and not some interpretation of the game studio. That's why they do that.
4:21 i expected for him to say
"A knight? What is this, Skyrim?"
That's deep
A wasted chance for a reference. But Oblivion would be a better choice, there are no knights in Skyrim
*Elder Maxson glitches* HE A SYNTH!
A less direct method whoud probably be to say “a knight what’s next dragons scrolls nords?”
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Or "A knight? Why not make me an apprentice from the College of Winterhold next".
1:27 always gets me XD
i love this series
Fallout 3- Badass Hero/Villain
Fallout New Vegas-Psychopathic mail man
Fallout 4- Sarcastic Jerk
Jigg0 Shoot the mail man!
Kaleb Bruwer *YOU CAN TRY!* _grabs esther_
-We don't need any more trouble around here.
*dressed as a raider*
-If I told you I'm with the Minuteman, would you still want to shoot me?
LOL. XD
Klusek. The irony is palpable lol
Illusion 100
Android 2990 Version 2.0 chrasima 10*
@@minty36 r/woosh
Shekelberg oof dont whoosh me I get the reference I was just correcting it for fallout terms not Skyrim witch goes to 100 but for fallout it only goes to 10
When I was chatting with Myrna, I chose those sarcastic lines and I just laughed at
“No, not human at all.”
And
“NO IM JANGLES THE MOON MONKEY.”
I love work I can sit and watch it all day🤣🤣
"Look dumbass, that's not how baseball is played."
Killed me.
That's the option I chose lol.
"Look dumbass, that's now how baseball is played"
"The players went up in the stands and beat the spectators to death too! That's where the word "Spectator sport" came from!"
But it's dead, Jim
9:12
No, a true baseball player went up to you and beat you death, i.e. played baseball with you
"I'm only in it for the spiffy uniforms!"
...you have no idea how accurate this is.
Elder Maxson’s coat....’nuff said.
God these lines are gold
Nick is the perfect companion for a sarcastic playthrough
oh god ive been playing the game wrong
Me too.
Lol sometimes the sarcastic answers have a negative effect on certain relationships with certain characters and depending on who the character is you might want to tone the sarcasm down, but sometimes that shit is a gold nugget
illfaptothis same
Same tho this shits hilarious
wiggle nancy Hey fresco
7:13 I like how he did an Irish accent.
I mean can you say that without it XD
Calling that Scottish is an insult to me
@@l0rd0f5k33p salty from an insult ;)
@@slayerofdarknssdmt9697 insults bring saltiness, you brought it on yourself
Its Irish..
Weather you love or hate the game, you can't deny that they put 100% funny juice into this one
Love his character too, adds to the vibe.
The "Shamus Mcfuckyourself" clip is the best one.
Sad Boy lovely
Here's a replay button for you.
7:09
That and “the order is fuck you”
@@KegOfMeat yep
When I was reading this they said it!
Cait: "Nobody does anything for anybody without expecting something in return."
"Exactly *time to pay up* "
7:04
suddenly she's on her knees
@@thegermanfool8953 😳
shes right you know
@@Cruzmaker452oh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I like coming back here.
i swear nick is just immune to sarcasm.
Why are these so much better acted than the normal lines, I wanna restart and do nothing but sarcastic lines.
I have a character named Sarcastic Stella Orgasmo who does nothing but sarcastic quips.
*76 likes*
Think of it as the deadpool of the fallout universe. Lol
@le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins lol what happened
@@mikeperfecto6844 r/woosh