Being a Jerk in Fallout 4

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @wusenrob
    @wusenrob 7 лет назад +3176

    i love how the guard just casually interrupts talking about his ass

  • @evabravo682
    @evabravo682 7 лет назад +6518

    "Sold. Kid, i found you a new home"
    i choked

    • @AnX555
      @AnX555 7 лет назад +358

      So casual too!

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 7 лет назад +194

      Eva Bravo i also love how the quest then goes "....or sell Billy to Bullet"

    • @BurningSorrows
      @BurningSorrows 7 лет назад +5

      Eva Bravo SAME LOL

    • @32beckam
      @32beckam 7 лет назад +41

      Well. It cant beat the player turned Ashes to ashes.... Hehehehehe

    • @vhsodre
      @vhsodre 7 лет назад +6

      Hahahaha!

  • @KingBrimley
    @KingBrimley 6 лет назад +1508

    "Yeah. I got shot in the ass last year, long story."

    • @Emily-yh5xd
      @Emily-yh5xd 6 лет назад +8

      KingBrimley 👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻

    • @mrstealyourgirl4773
      @mrstealyourgirl4773 6 лет назад +73

      I would give your comment a like but then I took an arrow to the knee

    • @kamitube172
      @kamitube172 6 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @dominicjeffrey9477
      @dominicjeffrey9477 6 лет назад +4

      Would have been so funny if he shot him in the ass

    • @humperdinckoglethorpe4180
      @humperdinckoglethorpe4180 6 лет назад +2

      Well I hope your life is great 🙂

  • @sparta218
    @sparta218 7 месяцев назад +458

    “Cute kid, is he for sale?”
    The kid: 🧟‍♂️☢️

    • @ellzIno
      @ellzIno 6 месяцев назад +7

      Ghouls are better for work

  • @26magicman26
    @26magicman26 6 лет назад +3522

    To be a Real jerk I helped Sheffield with his alcoholism/cola addiction and let him work for me...... As a bartender.

    • @Emily-yh5xd
      @Emily-yh5xd 6 лет назад +8

      26magicman26 🤣

    • @juanmartinespinosa4814
      @juanmartinespinosa4814 6 лет назад +77

      Ohhh you son of a bitch! Hahahahaha

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH 6 лет назад +5

      26magicman26 😁

    • @Mixpat69
      @Mixpat69 6 лет назад +6

      He is to dangerous for humanity, kill it.

    • @markofdibella8802
      @markofdibella8802 6 лет назад +71

      26magicman26 OMG, I DID THAT WITH MAMA MURPHY AND MADE HER WORK AT A CHEM TRADER! That’s funny, I’m stealing that from you.

  • @BrunoDeMontevideo
    @BrunoDeMontevideo 8 лет назад +2117

    "Sold, Kid I found you a new home" lmao

  • @herbkuffer
    @herbkuffer 7 лет назад +1843

    Basically what happens in this video:
    1: Being a huge jerk to children
    2: Telling wives that you killed their husband

    • @Gangsterking
      @Gangsterking 6 лет назад +48

      Nash Klein and killing innocent 🐈

    • @harmooey3217
      @harmooey3217 6 лет назад +5

      Nash Klein lol

    • @Gruesome_j
      @Gruesome_j 6 лет назад +3

      Gangster KING burning to death*

    • @EpicMinecraftFail
      @EpicMinecraftFail 6 лет назад +15

      Nash Klein and taunting a father after you killed his son before blowing his head off

    • @Uragaking
      @Uragaking 6 лет назад +1

      666 like

  • @Monstervolging
    @Monstervolging 5 лет назад +2766

    2:49
    Him: I killed him
    Her: You... Why? Why did you do it?
    Him: I didn't think about it twice.
    Her: Get away from me you murderer!
    *Random guard: Yeah it's true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story.*

    • @downfromthereeefters
      @downfromthereeefters 5 лет назад +204

      I love how the player looks over at the guard like wtf then quickly looks back in the direction of their very serious conversation after the girl left 😂

    • @adriantomatotutorials9534
      @adriantomatotutorials9534 5 лет назад +61

      Hahaha it's almost like we just watched the same video

    • @yo_titijijo
      @yo_titijijo 5 лет назад +4

      I read this comment right as the video played it.

    • @gdelusiveplayz3609
      @gdelusiveplayz3609 5 лет назад +8

      YOU STORMCLOAK ASSHOLES BY THE LIGHT OF THE IMPERIAL EMPIRE YOU WILL DIE

    • @Aceofthefire
      @Aceofthefire 5 лет назад +5

      I want to hear this story

  • @insanitywolftm8693
    @insanitywolftm8693 8 лет назад +3109

    Gives his name Ashes a whole new meaning.

  • @fantasyconnect
    @fantasyconnect 8 лет назад +5173

    Darcy: "Get away from me you filthy murderer!!"
    Guard: "Yeah, it's true, I got shot in the ass last year. It's a long story"
    wtf!? 😂

    • @snaggle_tooth6829
      @snaggle_tooth6829 8 лет назад +183

      fuckin shit had me dead

    • @xHsRstarx
      @xHsRstarx 8 лет назад +89

      That guy said it to me so i walked away and shot a fatman at his ass.

    • @rosstohncarey6840
      @rosstohncarey6840 8 лет назад +4

      xHsRstarx that is fried

    • @SuperMe350
      @SuperMe350 7 лет назад +41

      Fantasy Connect that was the part where I just lost it

    • @buttclencher225
      @buttclencher225 7 лет назад +3

      Same here ,WTF :D

  • @olizarz3433
    @olizarz3433 8 лет назад +1883

    lol, "Paul's dead" and yet she just smiles.

  • @aleyssu
    @aleyssu 5 лет назад +831

    2:27 "Paul's dead"
    "Oh my god..." *smiles*

    • @hydrothesobblemale1797
      @hydrothesobblemale1797 5 лет назад +8

      LAL

    • @bryayen
      @bryayen 5 лет назад +8

      oOooOhHh
      sOmeOneS cHeAtiNg liKe a cHeEtAh

    • @barackobama7066
      @barackobama7066 3 года назад +52

      The facial expressions are so bad

    • @autokrator_
      @autokrator_ 2 года назад +5

      Looks like a smile of disbelief and exasperation. A lot of people would react similarly IRL.

    • @ryndaman2855
      @ryndaman2855 2 года назад +3

      @@barackobama7066 this is what surprise me on Starfield reveal, they finally could make facial animation

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time 6 лет назад +1361

    Lmao! It's funnier because he says everything in such a calm, trusting tone..

    • @elitheOG
      @elitheOG 6 лет назад +22

      It makes being an asshole more fun.

    • @obsidian115
      @obsidian115 6 лет назад +35

      @whiterthan hitler They told him to act like that. He's actually a funny, energetic guy.

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 5 лет назад +12

      Yes, it's true... _sigh_ ...I slaughtered you entire family, hope you're not too pissed about it.

    • @newbers
      @newbers 5 лет назад +5

      y-you’ll really help?
      Actually nevermind, I don’t feel like it

  • @antiimperialistml5101
    @antiimperialistml5101 7 лет назад +1549

    “I got shot in the ass last year*
    *long story*

    • @nathanh5448
      @nathanh5448 6 лет назад +6

      Nationalist Hilpy Do I see the Golden Dawn?

    • @jessejames8334
      @jessejames8334 6 лет назад +4

      Its true

    • @jiggsawkato3072
      @jiggsawkato3072 6 лет назад +4

      omg that shit had me rolling

    • @naythin223
      @naythin223 6 лет назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @naythin223
      @naythin223 6 лет назад +4

      Vykar if you think about it diamond city guards are probably the nicest guards in any Bethesda game haha they only have like 2 or 3 asshole comments the rest are usually kinda funny

  • @juholantto76
    @juholantto76 6 лет назад +1349

    8:17 that's probably why The cat is called ashes

  • @mr.ravioli2243
    @mr.ravioli2243 8 лет назад +1767

    Player: "I killed your husband"
    Lady: "What? Why?"
    Player: "I dunno, didn't think twice about it."
    Lady: "You filthy murderer!"
    Lady: *Looks at guard for help
    Guard: "Yeah it's true, I got shot in the ass last year"

    • @kozlorog
      @kozlorog 8 лет назад +45

      Lady: Paul?..
      Guard: That's right, my sweet molerat. I'm not an easy target to take away.
      Lady: Oh, Paul, I'm so glad you are alive!
      Player: [SARCASM]

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 8 лет назад +6

      I know I fuckin' died too! xD

    • @jamesmoore6558
      @jamesmoore6558 8 лет назад +44

      Diamond city security...
      ...always so helpful.

    • @Daniel_K95
      @Daniel_K95 8 лет назад +57

      The guard has his own problems

    • @rickriot8743
      @rickriot8743 8 лет назад +6

      ive noticed not only the gaurds notice you more than senpai but they tell stupid shit in serious times

  • @monot3543
    @monot3543 8 лет назад +637

    Ashes was destined to her fate the day she was named.

    • @yeah2EZ
      @yeah2EZ 8 лет назад +5

      😂😂 that's clever

    • @ColtComanche
      @ColtComanche 8 лет назад

      *He

    • @monot3543
      @monot3543 8 лет назад +3

      pipboy344 Thank you kind sir or madame for bringing me to the two reply milestone for falling into my intentional mistake trap.

    • @bookboy6924
      @bookboy6924 8 лет назад

      you've activated my trap card

    • @monot3543
      @monot3543 8 лет назад +1

      Well then. Seeing as you are so eager to correct people, I would just have to say that both words may be possibly fitted into this sentence. You are both in the wrong and the right.

  • @manny349_0
    @manny349_0 7 лет назад +573

    Nelson's dad "we'll see who has the last laugh "
    *gets shot* 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelbennett9197
    @michaelbennett9197 5 лет назад +201

    “How much is a ghoul child worth?”
    “PLENTY, I’ll give you 200 caps” 🤔

  • @MrMattyPlays
    @MrMattyPlays 8 лет назад +3690

    I had never seen some of these because I play the good guy normally. Funny stuff!

    • @yanobrk
      @yanobrk 8 лет назад +178

      I can never play the bad guy

    • @T4silly
      @T4silly 8 лет назад +44

      Wasn't expecting to find you here.

    • @marcokonnecke877
      @marcokonnecke877 8 лет назад +20

      Im a good guy but I sidet with the Institute xD

    • @Gur1GunzMG
      @Gur1GunzMG 8 лет назад +5

      weird finding you here

    • @Gur1GunzMG
      @Gur1GunzMG 8 лет назад +15

      +Courier 6 you say that like it's an insult

  • @Doided
    @Doided 6 лет назад +947

    If you kill the cat, pick it up and take it back to her, she thanks you and you complete the quest.

  • @aura2284
    @aura2284 6 лет назад +587

    This is one way to keeping all the side quests away

    • @k.fester2473
      @k.fester2473 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao😂

    • @reactionboyguy
      @reactionboyguy 5 лет назад +17

      @Reg Eric what?

    • @thotboi3927
      @thotboi3927 5 лет назад +18

      Reg Eric i just lost 3 million brain cells because of reading your comment

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 5 лет назад +5

      @Reg Eric I lost 1000000^2 braincells because of your comment

    • @digital107-_-
      @digital107-_- 5 лет назад +1

      @@reactionboyguy eh, don't worry about it, just another hater of Fallout 4.

  • @mclovin2408
    @mclovin2408 3 года назад +568

    2:48 lmao “yeah it’s true, I got shot in the ass last year” lmfaoo

    • @deadhdk2477
      @deadhdk2477 Год назад +41

      his timing was GOLDEN XD

    • @maxsjostrand2219
      @maxsjostrand2219 7 месяцев назад +11

      Best part

    • @Tommy_Snow
      @Tommy_Snow 6 месяцев назад +13

      Honestly Perfect timing... it is the greatest equivalent of "Hey sooo to ease the awkwardness, here's an awkward story of my own that no one asked for" xD

    • @yellow538
      @yellow538 5 месяцев назад +3

      Perfect Segway

    • @richierich1166
      @richierich1166 5 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @creeperkiller350
    @creeperkiller350 8 лет назад +313

    it's hard to watch this because I'm always a nice guy in fallout

    • @arham5313
      @arham5313 8 лет назад +9

      Creeperkiller 350 yeah me yoo xd

    • @ghoztbooty1311
      @ghoztbooty1311 7 лет назад +6

      omg same, imma ass to jackasses but almost all of these people I wouldn't have done that to...

    • @godlypanda9971
      @godlypanda9971 7 лет назад +11

      Same, I like cats and seeing Ashes burn... just cannot take it

    • @lorenzo_br5803
      @lorenzo_br5803 7 лет назад +8

      Cool cool.
      Im always the greedy fuck.

    • @ChikenTendies
      @ChikenTendies 7 лет назад

      Lorenzo Bolla de Oliveira XD

  • @awolcorndog1692
    @awolcorndog1692 7 лет назад +270

    The part where he uppercuts bobby, I was crying 😂

  • @sheogorath6639
    @sheogorath6639 8 лет назад +4135

    I can't be a jerk in video games or in real life lmao

    • @jimjim9018
      @jimjim9018 8 лет назад +210

      Same lmao

    • @wallfacewal
      @wallfacewal 8 лет назад +601

      It may just be a video game but doing all these things makes me feel so bad.

    • @XRemARx
      @XRemARx 8 лет назад +32

      marry me now i know you wont be mean to me

    • @sheogorath6639
      @sheogorath6639 8 лет назад +26

      +XRemARx maybe

    • @SentientGravy
      @SentientGravy 8 лет назад +104

      I can't be a jerk in singleplayer games but in multiplayer, it just comes naturally. At least that's what I've heard.

  • @MrDuneedon
    @MrDuneedon 4 года назад +283

    Ashes, huh? Name checks out.

  • @dantheman1570
    @dantheman1570 6 лет назад +1201

    “Ashes go home! Erin misses you!”
    *pulls out flamethrower*

    • @zatrioxjet7170
      @zatrioxjet7170 6 лет назад +123

      Well, he did say "ashes".

    • @Jay-bz4se
      @Jay-bz4se 6 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alphix0128
      @alphix0128 6 лет назад +15

      She's gonna miss him even more now

    • @ThatWeirdOne
      @ThatWeirdOne 6 лет назад +8

      I guess you could say he was burned to ashes haha

    • @TheArrycool
      @TheArrycool 6 лет назад

      hahahaa

  • @austinearle7345
    @austinearle7345 6 лет назад +712

    *IM GONNA WORK HIM RRREEEAAALLL HARD*

  • @MaxAmmo666
    @MaxAmmo666 8 лет назад +662

    i've waited 5 years for the next installment and it's finally here....

    • @nygeriunprence
      @nygeriunprence 8 лет назад +88

      Fallout 4 sucks

    • @robertavanesovru
      @robertavanesovru 8 лет назад +71

      u suck

    • @tm_cloudfire4804
      @tm_cloudfire4804 8 лет назад +76

      +Obi Alfred It's fuckin' great in my opinion.

    • @Oats777
      @Oats777 8 лет назад +52

      I agree
      They removed all the choices that actually change things and when there are choices they just lead to the same thing

    • @ICEnJAM
      @ICEnJAM  8 лет назад +90

      Be sure to check out the next installment that should be up in 2021.

  • @imafraidjumitebeinagang
    @imafraidjumitebeinagang 4 года назад +540

    Imagine if there was a "i killed him" option for "have you seen my cat"

    • @Geenoi
      @Geenoi 3 года назад +34

      *I'll make a mod for that*
      *See you February or so since I'm lazy*

    • @athone4454
      @athone4454 2 года назад +5

      ​@@Geenoi yo

    • @Geenoi
      @Geenoi 2 года назад +65

      @@athone4454 i lost motivation immediately

    • @wbxx9908
      @wbxx9908 Год назад +23

      @@Geenoi comedy gold

    • @justthetip120
      @justthetip120 Год назад +1

      I need this

  • @mythingie12
    @mythingie12 8 лет назад +808

    he actually sold the child he's got a new home now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheWayTheTruthTheLife_
      @TheWayTheTruthTheLife_ 7 лет назад +3

      adrian ayllon 😂😂😂😂

    • @cdz3210
      @cdz3210 7 лет назад +2

      adrian ayllon but the kids parents are alive. But anyways 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @commonwealthinstituteoftec7606
      @commonwealthinstituteoftec7606 6 лет назад +5

      But he gonna get *zooms in face* WORKED REAL HARD

  • @SentientPotatoXIII
    @SentientPotatoXIII 6 лет назад +377

    2:28 is it just me or does she look like she was smiling after she heard her husband was dead?

  • @transparentlemon
    @transparentlemon 6 лет назад +335

    *Cait liked that*

  • @thedabbingender9955
    @thedabbingender9955 Год назад +236

    "Sold. Kid, i found you a new home" best line ever, prove me wrong betcha cant

  • @K4NDY_K4INA
    @K4NDY_K4INA 8 лет назад +239

    On the last clip... they don't call the cat Ashes for nothin'.

  • @nathanawesome10
    @nathanawesome10 7 лет назад +2186

    Why is there no emotion in their faces

    • @4paz
      @4paz 7 лет назад +275

      Beast It's a cold world in the future, shits different

    • @ijustwantmyphonecall6947
      @ijustwantmyphonecall6947 7 лет назад +80

      Beast almost worse than mass effect trashdromeda

    • @ZERO-xl2ud
      @ZERO-xl2ud 7 лет назад +14

      Beast did u see that little girl???
      She was like do you want to go huh huh??? Bitch

    • @catplayingapiano2799
      @catplayingapiano2799 7 лет назад +29

      *Bethesda*

    • @monoshen3849
      @monoshen3849 7 лет назад +40

      Kekai Kobatake As if Obsidian know how to make expressions

  • @extol5645
    @extol5645 7 лет назад +895

    "You can work them real hard" "Come on kid I got some HOLES that need diggin'"

    • @marcelwaljev265
      @marcelwaljev265 7 лет назад +3

      Hoo

    • @tex4763
      @tex4763 7 лет назад +57

      Thats code for gay stuff

    • @jayzer6379
      @jayzer6379 7 лет назад

      Extol lmao

    • @gageniedert4344
      @gageniedert4344 7 лет назад +1

      Amarywade I loved that movie mostly seeing the future n past collide remember the boat

    • @amarywade
      @amarywade 7 лет назад +1

      Gage Niedert yea that movie was quite a journey, remember when they got through that desert

  • @ramiarshied2972
    @ramiarshied2972 5 лет назад +253

    Ashes, go home!Erin misses you!
    (Pulls out flamethrower)
    We'll
    Be
    Right
    Back

    • @doxerz-0637
      @doxerz-0637 5 лет назад +2

      That One Person Who's obsessed with Anime [Rami] he became ashes

  • @_Looft
    @_Looft 7 лет назад +1269

    "Why are you looking for him?"
    "He's my father.''
    "He's dead"
    "What do you know about him"
    "I shot him"
    IM DEAD LOL

  • @TheNINDLE
    @TheNINDLE 6 лет назад +81

    The part where he said “Nah never mind just a little joke” was so sad

  • @oliverjohnson1881
    @oliverjohnson1881 7 лет назад +96

    2:52 lol, the security doesn’t even care that he’s a murderer and starts to tell him a story about getting shot in the ass xD

    • @jiggsawkato3072
      @jiggsawkato3072 6 лет назад

      Jeff Dank man to me it seemed like the guard was the dude that "murder" but played it off ass getting shot n the ass

  • @pakasteallas
    @pakasteallas 5 лет назад +168

    *Preston hated that*

    • @3cstudio497
      @3cstudio497 5 лет назад +18

      [Preston Hated That]
      [Piper Hated That]
      [Valentine Hated That]
      [X6-88 Liked That]

    • @miraaaaa03
      @miraaaaa03 5 лет назад +2

      3C Studio Codsworth hated that

    • @3cstudio497
      @3cstudio497 5 лет назад

      @@miraaaaa03 should maybe just add all Companions. Including DLC?

    • @miraaaaa03
      @miraaaaa03 5 лет назад

      3C Studio sure why not

    • @bryayen
      @bryayen 5 лет назад +1

      But
      **_everyone liked that_**

  • @smegmuhfondue3021
    @smegmuhfondue3021 6 лет назад +264

    3:53
    YOURE NOT GONNA WALK AW-
    *dies instantly*

  • @michaelstewart9308
    @michaelstewart9308 8 лет назад +799

    ashes turned to ashes

  • @justkillgamez1882
    @justkillgamez1882 8 лет назад +2815

    You know what would be the strongest enemy in the game be?
    Answer: child with a gun.

    • @lauti2172
      @lauti2172 8 лет назад +29

      JustKill Gamez hahahaha it's true

    • @facwrites4564
      @facwrites4564 8 лет назад +99

      Unless you have mods

    • @brickbybrick7432
      @brickbybrick7432 8 лет назад +12

      JustKill Gamez no it would be super mutants in diamond city with fat mans

    • @Execton
      @Execton 7 лет назад +46

      All you can do is run

    • @camerontrivett3808
      @camerontrivett3808 7 лет назад +29

      Halowolf2003 but you can't kill the children

  • @indiexanna
    @indiexanna 8 лет назад +595

    Should've killed Ashes with the Ashmaker

    • @mulisharobbo
      @mulisharobbo 8 лет назад

      Preeeety sure he did..?

    • @indiexanna
      @indiexanna 8 лет назад +45

      Ashmaker is a unique minigun, not a flamer.

    • @joshwatkins4510
      @joshwatkins4510 7 лет назад

      Indra Setiawan or any gun with the fiery legendary effect

    • @yadielocasio5319
      @yadielocasio5319 7 лет назад

      Indra Setiawan ayy

    • @mulisharobbo
      @mulisharobbo 7 лет назад

      What do flames make of things? Ashes. It was a dad joke, so you and 18 other muppets can suck this shlong. Herh!

  • @Blulo62380
    @Blulo62380 6 месяцев назад +71

    I did horrible things in the fallout universe, killed tons of people, mutilated their corpses, enslaved them, but even for me killing Ashes is too much

    • @isildur101
      @isildur101 5 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah that was crossing the red line with no hope of redemption. For shame!

    • @megamind2319
      @megamind2319 4 месяца назад +2

      @@isildur101I will do it again

    • @megamind2319
      @megamind2319 4 месяца назад

      And kiss you

  • @Keysy007
    @Keysy007 7 лет назад +186

    I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got shot in the ass.

    • @joshwatkins4510
      @joshwatkins4510 7 лет назад +10

      Keysy Kilagram that better be a new meme,make it happen.

    • @acrivhhh
      @acrivhhh 7 лет назад +1

      Keysy Kilagram. I died at dat part

  • @flood4544
    @flood4544 7 лет назад +1245

    when ashes becomes ashes

  • @SaiyanDemon
    @SaiyanDemon 6 лет назад +183

    2:50 no chill lmfao and he said it with a straight face

  • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
    @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 5 лет назад +54

    "Ghouls are immune to radiation and don't need to eat. You can work them reaaa-"
    Sole Survivor: *sold*

  • @wndy_i
    @wndy_i 7 лет назад +219

    legend says Billy is still digging to this day

  • @thehashslingingslasherndnd9849
    @thehashslingingslasherndnd9849 6 лет назад +229

    It's none of your God damn business Sturges

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers 5 лет назад +16

      I want to commend Bethesda for including these lines.

    • @3cstudio497
      @3cstudio497 5 лет назад +9

      [Preston Hated That]

  • @NeonZaku
    @NeonZaku 6 лет назад +978

    Ashes to Ashes

    • @zeuskf62
      @zeuskf62 6 лет назад +26

      iBra1n Media the kid gave everything, he found the cat, sent it on its way to its home, and fucking reduced it to ashes before it got the chance to move

    • @kwekwlos
      @kwekwlos 6 лет назад +8

      Funk to funky

    • @nubSawace
      @nubSawace 6 лет назад +5

      AWW FUCK dude i can't breathe!!

    • @alexandernadal9753
      @alexandernadal9753 6 лет назад

      iBra1n Media up you go

    • @exoticjikook
      @exoticjikook 6 лет назад +6

      Dust to Dust

  • @OzzyB-HD
    @OzzyB-HD Год назад +99

    "Let him die, whats one more dead child in the world" Jesus Christ.

  • @JamTheSlam
    @JamTheSlam 6 лет назад +63

    I love how whenever they go to fight him he just floors them so bluntly

  • @egorbomb
    @egorbomb 6 лет назад +146

    "Never mind, just a little joke." Lmao

  • @kagsu
    @kagsu 7 лет назад +461

    his name is ashes...so turn him into it

  • @littlemeow2309
    @littlemeow2309 Год назад +293

    7:22 jesus christ that uppercut lmao

    • @cartercravillion
      @cartercravillion 7 месяцев назад +20

      Sounded like a gunshot lmao

    • @Ziris1
      @Ziris1 6 месяцев назад +13

      My sides when he decked him LOL

    • @AlexanderTheFarmer
      @AlexanderTheFarmer 6 месяцев назад +5

      Capitalize the Lord's Name

    • @nicholasauriemma7540
      @nicholasauriemma7540 6 месяцев назад +5

      The sound 😂😂😂

    • @WinQuester
      @WinQuester 6 месяцев назад +1

      Do you really have to say the Lord's name in vain and in lower case?.

  • @Finn_Anwarunya
    @Finn_Anwarunya 6 лет назад +414

    I've paused this video halfway through. I'm replaying fallout and I'm torn between how fun y this is and experiencing them for myself.

  • @xxrobohorse64xx
    @xxrobohorse64xx 7 лет назад +102

    She didn't call him ashes for an reason...

    • @Toasty_McGee
      @Toasty_McGee 7 лет назад +3

      Transistor Express "an reason"

  • @waterdamnaged
    @waterdamnaged 8 лет назад +140

    It's good to see I wasn't the only asshole of the wasteland.

    • @Xrez23
      @Xrez23 8 лет назад +5

      waterdamnaged hey I killed your father

    • @vgcontroller101
      @vgcontroller101 5 лет назад

      Whhhhyyyyyy

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself Год назад +208

    Being a jerk in Fallout 4 is basically roleplaying as Dennis Reynolds.

  • @Rooster-kr3kt
    @Rooster-kr3kt 7 лет назад +635

    Now there is actually a reason the cats name is ashes 😂

  • @Phiiiiiiiiiiiii
    @Phiiiiiiiiiiiii 7 лет назад +64

    "Come on, kid. I've got some holes that need diggin'."
    Kevin Spacey, 2017

    • @bigjoe33
      @bigjoe33 6 лет назад

      Phiiiiiiiiiiiii lololol

    • @jordyrocks04
      @jordyrocks04 6 лет назад

      Most underrated comment.

  • @flarek9686
    @flarek9686 7 лет назад +568

    The ending killed me

  • @callmejohn5595
    @callmejohn5595 5 лет назад +53

    This video: **Exists**
    Me: _"The hardest decisions require the strongest will"_

  • @hazeman671
    @hazeman671 6 лет назад +401

    2:45 only in Bethesda games

    • @fxnkytown
      @fxnkytown 6 лет назад +132

      hazeman671 "i got shot in the ass last year"

    • @narutoracker6096
      @narutoracker6096 6 лет назад +4

      hazeman671 ikr

    • @Unipulse43
      @Unipulse43 6 лет назад +14

      This is why I love Bethesda

    • @jesusvera7941
      @jesusvera7941 6 лет назад +5

      hazeman671
      Darcy -get radaway from me you bastard murder.
      M Man -yeah yeah
      Diamond City Security -well that crazy bitch already goes, what i were saying? Oh yeah i get a hit in the ass.
      M Man -oh yeah tell me more.
      Diamond City Security -the last yeah, im serious, no in the knee, right in the ass.
      M Man -oh yeah? That is nothing, i get always shots in the head.
      Diamond City Security -pff no way.
      M Man -nothing far from true, i were not able to see, about 5 minute mans.
      Diamond City Security -and how you didnot get kill by headshot badass?
      M Man -i had like 460 stimpaks in my pocket, one worth it.
      Diamond City Security -what? 460 stimpaks? No way, even 1000 stimpaks can heal a shot in the head.
      M Man -well was not a direct hit.
      Diamond City Security -ah that explains it. You had a good helmet didnt you?.
      M Man -no, i mean, was not a direct hit because that asshole raider shot me with a shotgun, but not the whole shell hit me, you know, the dispersion. And i were not using helm.
      Diamond City Security -bullshit.
      M Man -im serious.
      Diamond City Security -bullshit
      M Man -dont belive me but is true
      Diamond City Security -bullshit you cant survive a shot in the head.
      M Man -well i always get shots in the bald head and never got problems.
      Diamond City Security -accept that you are liying man, no one is going to belive you.
      M Man -then you are not going to belive that i killed a deathclaw by myself, well with a minigun, power armor and a little help from a minute man.
      Diamond City Security -sure sure, i belive you, and you killed a deathclaw, naked, alone, with a pipe pistol and one bullet.
      M Man -im not that crazy, also, that is imposible, deathclaws are not that weak.
      Diamond City Security -you sure? Then you are not a badass.
      M Man -i never said that.
      Diamond City Security -my bad.
      M Man -but i destroyed the insitute, with a powerfull nuclear core.
      Diamond City Security -you are liying again, you going to say that the big explosion from days ago was you.
      M Man -it was me.
      Diamond City Security -bullshit man, and i am the minute man general.
      M Man -no, i am.
      Diamond City Security -im wasting my time.
      M Man -i can prove it, PRESTON!
      Preston Garvey -another settlement needs your help.
      Diamond City Security -pff he should said "our help". That is not the real one.
      M Man -hey you are right, Preston why they did not need OUR help?.
      Preston Garvey -men i dont know who you are but you make it on time.
      M Man -get the fuck out of here.
      Preston Garvey -if you need your help you know where find me, ill mark it on your map.
      M Man -yes MY map, MY pipboy, MY army.
      Diamond City Security -you are not going to convince me.
      M Man -you know what i dont need to.
      Diamond City Security -oh no, now you have to prove that at least one thing you said is true.
      M Man- i have a lot of settlements.
      Diamond City Security -im not going to get out here just to see some junk in the sand.
      M Man -i have the power armor and the minigun.
      Diamond City Security -a rusted power armof that you take from the ground and a minigun? Man there is at least 3 miniguns per folk in the wasteland.
      M Man - ah yeah? Shot me, right in the head.
      Diamond City Security -im not going to shot you jackass.
      M Man -chicken? You cant get fired, im right? Chicken?
      Diamond City Security -you got it dumbass, you are making this to your self.
      M Man -im ready, shot baby.
      Diamond City Security -better check you have enough stimpaks liar.
      M Man -no needed im level 50 baby.
      Diamond City Security -this is not a old table game, you wanted this not me.
      M Man -SHOT NOW DICKHEAD!!!!!
      Diamond City Security -SURE THING!.
      M Man -wait, did i change the dificulty?...
      Diamond City Security -..., damn...
      -people screaming-
      Diamond City Security -why i did that?
      Doctor -that gay had apathy, i were going to heal him, and you blow his head, well tankya a lot, 15 caps less.
      Diamond City Security -men i im so fired.

    • @petrvlasak4821
      @petrvlasak4821 6 лет назад

      Chuy Garcia Best fucking story

  • @saged.samaroo8438
    @saged.samaroo8438 7 лет назад +732

    Yeah its true. I got shot in the ass Last year, but then i took an Arrow to the Knee.

    • @AntiGem
      @AntiGem 7 лет назад +33

      Satyam Samaroo In all Bethesda games the guards have been hurt in some way

    • @wicniz
      @wicniz 7 лет назад +8

      In the next game of Bethesda, a guard will be hit in the chest, or arm? XD

    • @markusbrunner5706
      @markusbrunner5706 7 лет назад +22

      you got an arrow in your ass and cant find it? here ill mark it on your map.

    • @eap4177
      @eap4177 7 лет назад +1

      you sir are a true bethesda guard

    • @solidmoon8266
      @solidmoon8266 7 лет назад +5

      At least it isnt a fat man to the crotch...

  • @implzcity40
    @implzcity40 7 лет назад +414

    That uppercut at 7:27 killed me hahaha XD

    • @shraikadunbar6364
      @shraikadunbar6364 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah that was really funny😄

    • @BlakeFerret
      @BlakeFerret 7 лет назад +1

      Right stroke put lil baby in a spiral!

    • @okaminess
      @okaminess 6 лет назад

      Implzcity he looks like Peeta Mellark.

    • @jamesbong2101
      @jamesbong2101 6 лет назад

      Epic

    • @uhh-8445
      @uhh-8445 6 лет назад +4

      Implzcity Also killed Bobby de Luca.

  • @Devilsblood
    @Devilsblood 5 лет назад +45

    "Sold. Kid, I found you a new home." Makes me laugh all the time.

  • @caseystengel3825
    @caseystengel3825 8 лет назад +55

    In the last part. You should have killed the cat in the vault

    • @atlas5777
      @atlas5777 8 лет назад +13

      He should've killed the cat when it was almost there, and then dragged it into the girls room and threw it down by her.

    • @Lordexigo2
      @Lordexigo2 8 лет назад

      Or throw a dead cat into her face.

    • @Estreet321
      @Estreet321 8 лет назад +5

      Geezh there are some sick bastards in this comment thread.

    • @Estreet321
      @Estreet321 8 лет назад +2

      +BlazePlaysGames And I dont remember singling you out in this comment thread.

    • @alexlopez5923
      @alexlopez5923 8 лет назад

      +The Watcher you genuinely have nothing else better to do, do you?

  • @kingkj664
    @kingkj664 6 лет назад +1389

    1:16 the zoom on it 😂

    • @rewjik7998
      @rewjik7998 6 лет назад +117

      you can work em....real hard ;)

    • @theycallmeluvv
      @theycallmeluvv 6 лет назад +13

      U CAN WORK EM REAL HARD

    • @aaronlago3217
      @aaronlago3217 6 лет назад +48

      You son of a bitch i'll get you for this
      *LEVEL UP*

    • @stg4425
      @stg4425 6 лет назад +16

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @MayfairMadexSSRaised
      @MayfairMadexSSRaised 6 лет назад +39

      “come on kid, I got some holes that need diggin” 😐

  • @SteveJobbed
    @SteveJobbed 6 лет назад +100

    Selling the kid was the best pary

  • @TheDeagster877
    @TheDeagster877 3 года назад +152

    "Will you help me find Ashes?"
    *Returns with a pile of Ashes*

  • @kinkshamer5067
    @kinkshamer5067 8 лет назад +100

    i hope you quick loaded and were nice to everyone afterwards

    • @kingstring7802
      @kingstring7802 8 лет назад +29

      (insert settlement joke here)

    • @kinkshamer5067
      @kinkshamer5067 8 лет назад +2

      i know , the meme is dead but im too lazy to change the name

    • @kingstring7802
      @kingstring7802 8 лет назад

      i still crack up every time i see a garvey meme, but it is becoming dead, i agree

    • @IsaacClarke39
      @IsaacClarke39 8 лет назад +6

      The only thing thats becoming dead, is that settlement that you should have helped long ago, i'll mark it on your map

    • @ken_nyc__2979
      @ken_nyc__2979 8 лет назад +3

      Brother what are you talking about?! The meme isn't dead! Just like how these settlers are gonna be dead if KingString doesn't help them. But true though lol it kinda is becoming a bit dead. Maybe it will be replaced by "Strong Disliked that" Like my comment if you get the joke. It's starting to become popular.

  • @GoIdenbaum
    @GoIdenbaum 8 лет назад +174

    The least of this game's problems are the graphics, they look fine. But the dialogue system is a disgrace and the leveling system has been mutilated and streamlined.

    • @TheMGSlow
      @TheMGSlow 8 лет назад +28

      and Todd Howard himself admitted the company failed to deliver what Fallout is meant to be at E3 this year.

    • @moniumus6303
      @moniumus6303 8 лет назад +2

      At least Todd admitted that the dialogue system didnt work out that well .

    • @AK4TsEv3N
      @AK4TsEv3N 8 лет назад +4

      Here we go again. It's not Fallout 2 anymore, games evolve in time. LAMEEEEEE.

    • @mctorus
      @mctorus 8 лет назад +2

      It has been raped and murdered over the years and still happening.

    • @AK4TsEv3N
      @AK4TsEv3N 8 лет назад +3

      +facelessninetytwo Yeah, whatever, deal with it. If you don't like them anymore, go to your 360 or any other "retro" console and stay there. Advice.

  • @yellobello1
    @yellobello1 8 лет назад +581

    Ashes! go home! Erin misses you!
    *burns him*
    hehe

    • @thatmf5228
      @thatmf5228 8 лет назад +11

      Whole new meaning to the name Ashes

    • @yellobello1
      @yellobello1 8 лет назад +6

      Ryan Trepanier
      oh my god, i dont know if im retarded, but i didn't realize that.
      now i do. yay

    • @therebeldolly
      @therebeldolly 8 лет назад +6

      Robert McKenzie - telling a cat to do something. lol

    • @scre6993
      @scre6993 7 лет назад +1

      Thats super fucked up not funny

    • @d3vilreaper5
      @d3vilreaper5 7 лет назад

      The Scarecrow glad we both thinks its fucked up to burn the cat.

  • @raynavarro9838
    @raynavarro9838 4 года назад +50

    Never realized the guy who made these videos also made the prank calls.

  • @t10god
    @t10god 8 лет назад +67

    "Ashes go home, Erin misses you!" *BUURRRNNN*

    • @bestpony12
      @bestpony12 8 лет назад +7

      Chancellor Banemarck ashes is now ashes for real

  • @a3dg638
    @a3dg638 6 лет назад +103

    7:26 Why tf2 crits are unfair...

  • @MikiMaki76
    @MikiMaki76 8 лет назад +466

    if acting like a jerk was rewarding, it would make sense; but it isn't. you only end up losing quests and experience points.
    that's the real problem of fallout 4 and a lot so-called RPG games: you are rewarded only for being good, and that's not RPG at all.

    • @jaykroach8353
      @jaykroach8353 8 лет назад +6

      MikiMaki76 yeah.I wanted to make a new profile to be evil but it just doesn't work unfortunately

    • @DarkHerring69
      @DarkHerring69 8 лет назад +86

      in new vegas being evil is rewarding as fk

    • @Lord_Pilaf
      @Lord_Pilaf 8 лет назад

      DarkHerring69 so true

    • @christosgregoriou4734
      @christosgregoriou4734 8 лет назад +35

      MikiMaki76 in Skyrim being a thief is rewarding af

    • @leonardbaker3252
      @leonardbaker3252 8 лет назад +6

      +DarkHerring69 I am currently playing Fallout New Vegas and I am good half the time and bad, slaughtering everyone sometimes

  • @ambershadow8057
    @ambershadow8057 5 лет назад +41

    Ashes really is in ashes now

  • @thewwefan57
    @thewwefan57 8 лет назад +337

    You can sell the kid, holy fuck that is hilarious.

    • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
      @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 8 лет назад +7

      You also could sell a kid in Fallout 3 xD

    • @fleetofhoof8809
      @fleetofhoof8809 8 лет назад +72

      +Juan Fernandez I've found a new home for you, it's in a lovely place called paradise falls. Here, put on this necklace so you don't get lost! XD

    • @AxecellhaxenL
      @AxecellhaxenL 8 лет назад

      +Michael Martin-Smith I killed those basters got most of guns and loot for being Rambo 🔥💀🔥

    • @riverregionrebz
      @riverregionrebz 8 лет назад

      +Axecellhaxen L. That mission sucked for me.. I wasn't expecting that many people but a lot of people were in the barracks and I lit them up with a mini gun and came outside and no one knew🤔

    • @PartContinuum
      @PartContinuum 8 лет назад +2

      Sold!

  • @IlovetheLORDChristJesus
    @IlovetheLORDChristJesus 6 лет назад +258

    *8:10* *Erin misses you*
    *Kills cat*
    *RIP*

  • @beatingstuff88
    @beatingstuff88 7 лет назад +348

    "He can die, whats one more dead child in this world?"
    Thats too much man

    • @joshwatkins4510
      @joshwatkins4510 7 лет назад +11

      beatingstuff88 man,you think that's fucked up,the 1st time I saw shaun/father I fucking shot him in the face and laughed

    • @billymoss7
      @billymoss7 7 лет назад +4

      beatingstuff88 who didn't 😂

    • @asrieldreemurr333
      @asrieldreemurr333 7 лет назад

      Chaabar Yakal Agreed.

    • @dochmbi
      @dochmbi 7 лет назад +5

      Quite kind I would say. Killing is kindness in general, in the world of Fallout, as living there is not worth it at all.

    • @bloodshadow196
      @bloodshadow196 7 лет назад

      beatingstuff88 oh come on don't be so butthurt

  • @harrywakatipu2547
    @harrywakatipu2547 2 года назад +48

    I want to hear more from the guy who got shot in the ass.

  • @imaginetomorrow4149
    @imaginetomorrow4149 7 лет назад +135

    when your brother eats you're chips 7:26

  • @deathstorm1178
    @deathstorm1178 6 лет назад +433

    Ashes to "ashes" xD

  • @DenverInternationalHorse
    @DenverInternationalHorse 7 лет назад +91

    3:45 Why should I let you live? I would have said "because I was honest"

  • @secondtime8063
    @secondtime8063 2 года назад +263

    God I just never have the balls to be a jerk in games lmao

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 11 месяцев назад +51

      I'm the same way, I like being the hero. Sarcasm is fun though, but some of my companions get bitchy about it.

    • @gaminacthemaniac6444
      @gaminacthemaniac6444 8 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@blucolife Especially Nick, he will get SUPER bitchy.

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@gaminacthemaniac6444 Yup, not much of a sense of humor.

    • @TheGamerProBeardBro
      @TheGamerProBeardBro 7 месяцев назад

      I only press the asshole button when I’m confronting other assholes

    • @psychedeliccarrie5921
      @psychedeliccarrie5921 6 месяцев назад +26

      @@gaminacthemaniac6444 I got sarcastic with Nick ONCE and I ended up being painfully reminded of my wife being murdered and child kidnapped.

  • @JooshSkate
    @JooshSkate 8 лет назад +57

    ASHES, GO HOME . ERIN MISSES YOU

    • @himbofication
      @himbofication 8 лет назад +2

      Burns him*

    • @Vizkos
      @Vizkos 8 лет назад +1

      Kitty Cat Steaks

    • @jaym2267
      @jaym2267 8 лет назад +2

      ERIN GO HOME ASHES MISSES YOU

  • @joaoa13portugal
    @joaoa13portugal 8 лет назад +105

    7:24 HOLY FUCK I'VE NEVER LAUGHED MORE AT ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

  • @eternalglow6483
    @eternalglow6483 8 лет назад +177

    And the role-play nerds said fallout 4 was a horrible RPG because you couldn't be evil.. i disagree

    • @yeah2EZ
      @yeah2EZ 8 лет назад +36

      It was disappointing, but it wasn't trash like they say

    • @eternalglow6483
      @eternalglow6483 8 лет назад +2

      i liked being the good guy, however it does get old

    • @yeah2EZ
      @yeah2EZ 8 лет назад +1

      Lo Divino yea, same, but some of these people are taking it too far saying that the game was horrible and giving it a bad review

    • @TheEvilMeh
      @TheEvilMeh 8 лет назад +57

      It was a horrible Fallout game and an okay game in general.

    • @yeah2EZ
      @yeah2EZ 8 лет назад +8

      facelessninetytwo it wasn't horrible tho

  • @Link_Projecto_Hombre
    @Link_Projecto_Hombre 7 месяцев назад +27

    With the new lore of Nate laughing at a Canadian this hits even harder

    • @KratosisGod
      @KratosisGod 6 месяцев назад +6

      Came here just to see this, this is the canon nate now 😂

    • @nicholas5129
      @nicholas5129 6 месяцев назад +5

      Nate the Rake

    • @Calvincithesixth
      @Calvincithesixth 5 месяцев назад

      not even true lol, new gen

    • @gespenjaeger2370
      @gespenjaeger2370 3 месяца назад

      We all laugh at Canada still because my Fallout character was the one who capped that Canook.

  • @NeoArashi
    @NeoArashi 6 лет назад +41

    "We'll see who has the last laugh!" *Head explodes*

  • @bennyboyo9008
    @bennyboyo9008 8 лет назад +135

    Ashes turned into ashes.10/10 would watch 240 year old man kill 1 year old cat again

  • @tonyokane3369
    @tonyokane3369 8 лет назад +93

    Love all the videos you post but still waiting on Geralt looking for an ashen haired woman...that would be amazing

  • @badrat484
    @badrat484 Год назад +114

    Alright look, you can take that cure for yourself, you can verbally abuse a junkie, you can even sell the ghoul kid for a quick buck.
    But what you did to Ashes makes me mildly upset!!

    • @shaggyfeng9110
      @shaggyfeng9110 Год назад +16

      Delicious cat is still delicious.

    • @Roodski
      @Roodski 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@shaggyfeng9110that’s what you get naming a cat “Ashes”

    • @Emeraude-
      @Emeraude- Месяц назад

      It's just a game don't be a ❄️