The Legend of Lark

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 444

  • @Senumunu
    @Senumunu Год назад +547

    its actually insane how cynical these shows are
    cultural terrorism is going on right in front of our eyes

    • @magnuskallas
      @magnuskallas Год назад

      A few hours ago I called woke "cultural rape". We are on the same page, my friend. Yes, it is mental terror.

    • @axelhopfinger533
      @axelhopfinger533 Год назад +48

      cultural terrorism is the exact right term. This is an extra malicious and spiteful step above mere cultural vandalism. It's not just about deconstruction, but open mockery and humiliation.
      In the olden times, blood would have been shed and lives been taken over such blatant insults.

    • @DoubleDowner
      @DoubleDowner Год назад +22

      @@axelhopfinger533 Agreed. Well said to you and OP ... it's getting to beyond parody levels, beyond funny, beyond analysis. There's no escapism at all, everything is captured.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 Год назад +12

      same people who carry out this cultural terrorism also did 9/11

    • @nikorasub1410
      @nikorasub1410 Год назад +13

      What worse it's that now when I see people of the "diversity" (this word is a shame) I always think "nah they put for the diversity" whereas in the past I didn't care when I saw a Black Nick Fury..
      The ton of this video is parody but that how this current bussiness sell us this product.

  • @SnakesAndFunerals
    @SnakesAndFunerals Год назад +308

    What an amazing and memorable performance by What's-her-name! She will not soon be forgotten!

    • @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442
      @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 Год назад +21

      indeed! the song she sang will never be forgotten, called...something..by something!

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz Год назад +4

      @@thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 I am sure there is a rose in it. and it got to be a black rose or something.

    • @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442
      @thatkeyboardgirlsha3442 Год назад +9

      @@MelbourneArchviz i mean definitely not WHITE rose, the horror

    • @blackadder564
      @blackadder564 Год назад +1

      Who will?

    • @chet1921
      @chet1921 Год назад +1

      I never knew it from the get-go

  • @MelbourneArchviz
    @MelbourneArchviz Год назад +110

    this has more production value and better writing than the actual show.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Год назад +334

    This show is the origin of the blood that leaked out of my ears, after my brain imploded from watching it.

    • @smurfie8412
      @smurfie8412 Год назад

      You don't know good storytelling 🤬

    • @glaivedacier
      @glaivedacier Год назад +4

      I simply don't understand why you people do watch it...

    • @GilesMcRiker
      @GilesMcRiker Год назад +8

      You're lucky that your ear canal was the only orifice leaking blood after watching the show

    • @GilesMcRiker
      @GilesMcRiker Год назад +6

      @glaivedacier Cuz otherwise they would be criticized for not having given it a chance

    • @glaivedacier
      @glaivedacier Год назад +5

      @@GilesMcRiker Yeah, you're right. Some of them could even try to send us to jail for not doing that.

  • @repawn3610
    @repawn3610 Год назад +125

    1:34 "down goes the sexist white male and his diverse group of sexist male friends" KILLED ME

  • @axelhopfinger533
    @axelhopfinger533 Год назад +108

    A show so bad, it actually makes you feel like a better person having never watched it.

  • @trevorfloyd7313
    @trevorfloyd7313 Год назад +117

    10:48 “Daenerys Targaryen after the drinks have worn off” had me rolling 😂

  • @repawn3610
    @repawn3610 Год назад +291

    I felt like jesus when i saw someone with the same skin colour as me and the diversity of the characters in a pre modern civilisation really showed us the polish lore accuracy . Simply A Work Of All Time

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 Год назад +7

      Aleluya!!

    • @IronKore
      @IronKore Год назад

      Agreed, should have had only white people. There were no international trades or interactions in the past. Agreed.

    • @repawn3610
      @repawn3610 Год назад +15

      @@IronKore dood im not talking about transactions im taking about a asian a persian a aussie the black gal .. sitting in the same bar living in the same town that shit never happened if they were from different regions like game of thrones wow make sense stop seeing criticism as racist

    • @repawn3610
      @repawn3610 Год назад +4

      @@hermitcard4494 Amen LAD

    • @nikzad2167
      @nikzad2167 Год назад

      You realise that all people of colour live in Asia [plus yellow and red]. and Persians, like 'me' are the first Caucasian Whites in All Asia

  • @JamesHazeth
    @JamesHazeth Год назад +71

    i am more entertained by the critics than the show itself

  • @leemansius6078
    @leemansius6078 Год назад +23

    No need for sequels-because you can’t add to perfection.
    5/5 Stars

  • @AnbuVega
    @AnbuVega Год назад +88

    Beautiful! Brilliant! Breathtaking! I wish more people understood modern cinema like you do. Thanks for another great video spotlighting a near perfect origin story.

  • @greyman1104
    @greyman1104 Год назад +15

    "Revenge is a dish best served STRAIGHT to the stomach" had me rolling on the floor 😂

  • @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115
    @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115 Год назад +70

    Modern audiences fantasy Europe-based setting:
    > Go to drow village, talk to the black drow, buy from the chinese drow and train with the latina drow, defeat the evil white male drow.
    > Go to dwarf village, talk to the black dwarf, buy from the chinese dwarf and train with the latina dwarf, defeat the evil white male dwarf.
    > Go to elf village, talk to the black elf, buy from the chinese elf and train with the latina elf, defeat the evil white male elf.
    > Go to goblin village, talk to the black goblin, buy from the chinese goblin and train with the latina goblin, defeat the evil white male goblin.
    > Go to human village, talk to the black human, buy from the chinese human and train with the latina human, defeat the evil white male human.
    > Go to orc village, talk to the black orc, buy from the chinese orc and train with the latina orc, defeat the evil white male orc.

  • @JohnSmith-qb9ex
    @JohnSmith-qb9ex Год назад +23

    Little by little, minute after minute, i felt my soul leaving my body.

  • @pizzapicante27
    @pizzapicante27 Год назад +48

    No wonder white heterosexual males all over the world disliked this series, Lark sounds like such a perfect, flawless, strong, independent, perfect, diverse woman that doesnt need any man.
    Man remember the days when characters like Xeena had well-developed flawed personalities with physical and social limitations that required other characters to fill in the blanks and when they met other male characters in their own universe like Hercules or other male heroes, they treated them with respect as valued companions in their struggles since no one character was able to overcome everything by themselves? man, Im so glad those days are over and done for.

  • @alphaomega1328
    @alphaomega1328 Год назад +58

    What I worry about as well is the fact that they made a BARD character who can't actually sing... or play an instrument. Although considering the show was 'written' by people who can't write maybe putting people in positions they can't actually do makes sense to them.

  • @pnunezaguila
    @pnunezaguila Год назад +8

    Truly one of the shows ever made!!!.

    • @ianhansen6840
      @ianhansen6840 Год назад +3

      This is quite possibly one of the TV shows that has EVER been made for television!!!

  • @evildoughboy7773
    @evildoughboy7773 Год назад +60

    The mother of all cultural vandalism...
    No wait, that was rings of power. Still, the show was pretty close.

    • @antonyapostolov8252
      @antonyapostolov8252 Год назад +12

      Are you sure it wasn't Velma? Tbh, these days it's kinda hard to tell what's worse :D What a time to be alive

  • @hunterelf
    @hunterelf Год назад +35

    Really enjoying these reviews!! Please make more😂

  • @manosvasilakis3820
    @manosvasilakis3820 Год назад +23

    all those woke tv shows and movies and their precious message nowadays, aren't worth our time and attention at all. but i am kinda grateful of their existence because they provide us with great content through woke critic and nerdronic!! glorious job once again sir.. thank you for everything!!

  • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
    @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 Год назад +26

    I have an idea that could actually save the current entertainment landscape from the pit of critical derision and public scorn that it's currently driving itself toward in double time. The producers of shows like Blood Origin hire The Woke Critic and others of his ilk to add running commentary, such as this video, to their execrable shows. The commentary can not be turned off. As a result the shows become actually entertaining for everyone. Totes win-win.

  • @HellonearthlABB
    @HellonearthlABB Год назад +16

    4:07 the arrow scene looks straight out from an Indian movie, that's what happens when you don't limit affermative action to the cast but you introduce it also to the production team

  • @orionhan2431
    @orionhan2431 Год назад +3

    This show completely rewrites the actual lore of the Witcher series. 10/10, must watch for anyone that hates the Witcher

  • @andyleung913
    @andyleung913 Год назад +12

    the genius and tragic thing about this channel is that he is going to have so much material to work with

    • @pazz1239
      @pazz1239 Месяц назад

      1 year later, yep yep

  • @apexpredator2277
    @apexpredator2277 Год назад +13

    no wonder its the highest rated show

  • @bpet7138
    @bpet7138 Год назад +52

    Truly inspiring. If I could remember any of the characters names I'm certain I would have a few favorites!

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile Год назад +11

      You mean you don't remember Belnor? What about Hadelon and his sister Scrampo? Don't tell me you've forgotten about Empress Gooblefooble?!

    • @tch2296
      @tch2296 Год назад +1

      There's definitely a phenomenon now, with these woke superhero-ish movies, where we don't have movie stars any more.
      We have Thor, Ant-Man, the Justice League, whoever all these people are, etc. We have all these forgettable characters and no movie stars.
      Compare this to the nineties where you would actually get excited about a movie because, say, Edward Norton was in it. Those days are gone.
      Thank God Disney and the companies perpetrating this cultural garbage upon us are taking enormous hits financially. Not to mention the Bud Light fiasco - they're down sales wise 30 percent year over year for the Dylan Mulvaney fiasco.
      I never thought I'd say this, but I think going woke isn't going to be a viable strategy much longer. I think the tides are turning. Look how well the new Top Gun did.

  • @lowlygrinder2977
    @lowlygrinder2977 Год назад +7

    I kept forgetting they were supposed to be elves, but then I also kept forgetting the ones playing dwarves were supposed to be broad shouldered strong armed dwarves.

  • @wizardofcog
    @wizardofcog Год назад +4

    Daenarys Targaryan after the drinks have worn off. Hahahaha

  • @grantmiller6570
    @grantmiller6570 Год назад +1

    I'm so pleased you put all that into context - I understand completely now, I was a fool to doubt it, what a great show, how could I have missed that.

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 Год назад +9

    She literally "slay queen".

  • @DarthEvilicus
    @DarthEvilicus Год назад +4

    Of all the fantasy shows, this is one of them

  • @nickmorenz5689
    @nickmorenz5689 Год назад +3

    The Lark was amazing. She's so amazing it's hard to fathom.

  • @spilkcore-8205
    @spilkcore-8205 Год назад +18

    Please Please PLEASE do Velma next 😂

  • @animachainzvideoz5921
    @animachainzvideoz5921 Год назад +3

    It would be nice if Hollywood writers understood good and evil, right and wrong, but that is a fleeting dream.

  • @nikorasub1410
    @nikorasub1410 Год назад +12

    Always brillant !

  • @ArmyWolves
    @ArmyWolves Год назад +1

    "Denarys Taergaryen... after the drinks have worn off." 😂😂😂😂
    I haven't heard this version before. I have heard the:
    1. Discount Denarys
    2.Dollar-store Denarys
    3.Off-brand Denarys
    4.Thrift-store Denarys
    5.Knock-off Denarys
    6.Low rent Denarys

  • @andysalter7192
    @andysalter7192 Год назад +6

    Dude , you deserve a Million Subs !
    Awesome as usual!

  • @christhauma2981
    @christhauma2981 Год назад

    Your comments do so much credit to these masterpeases. Honestly, the oozing sarcasm is hilarioulsly funny.

  • @whitetiana3022
    @whitetiana3022 Год назад +7

    i would say "do velma next".
    but making you watch that show would just be cruel.

  • @Emansonnen
    @Emansonnen Год назад +7

    Pure comedy gold! This show must be cast into the fire... A total disgrace, what have you done Andrzej, your creations should be like your kids, which you don't feed to the wolves for no money in the world!

  • @Micolashcage1
    @Micolashcage1 Год назад +13

    This channel deserves 1M subs lol

  • @davidmorgan1038
    @davidmorgan1038 Год назад +19

    Sexism down 63% since it’s debut

  • @23wtb
    @23wtb Год назад +6

    "Everything woke turns to shit." -Some guy

  • @fionnaitsradag5152
    @fionnaitsradag5152 Год назад +3

    "Daenerys after the drinks have worn off"😂

  • @jbshbsskskhbs6713
    @jbshbsskskhbs6713 Год назад +31

    It shouldn't be that hard to write a competent female character that isn't a Mary Sue. But a good story isn't a priority, the message must always be pushed.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly Год назад +2

      It’s really embarrassing and telling when you have decades of films before that did just that.

  • @icepicjoey
    @icepicjoey Год назад +13

    Singing to redeem yourself for burning a family alive. So brave and stunning!

  • @darthmaul8952
    @darthmaul8952 Год назад +4

    "... Pound shop Daenerys" 😂😂

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 Год назад +10

    It's indeed very funny how the "ultradiversity" of that setting, somehow, didn't touch the thing like cop, military and bad guys in general.
    It's as if, I don't know, like there was some kind of agenda or something at work here other than just wanting to have some "diversity".

  • @tomsadventures1001
    @tomsadventures1001 Год назад +3

    Thanks to your review I now watch The Witcher will all new eyes. You continue to wake me out of my privilege life.

  • @haitolawrence5986
    @haitolawrence5986 Год назад

    Blarck is both stunning AND brave!

  • @French-Dutch-English-blooded
    @French-Dutch-English-blooded Год назад +4

    Thank you so much for the laughs. Great work!

  • @OutoftheWoodsMusic
    @OutoftheWoodsMusic Год назад +4

    This was insanely clever and creative. Respect ✌

  • @LeftJoystick
    @LeftJoystick Год назад +7

    This series was The Witcher version of the “You son of a bitch, I’m in!” Rick and Morty Episode. It honestly felt like a parody. What a shame Hollywood/Netflix/whatever can’t get their heads out of their asses. Will they ever learn? Lmao.

    • @karolinakuc4783
      @karolinakuc4783 Год назад

      Parodies are funny. If you want some good parody then watch "Magnaci I Czarodzieje" on YT

  • @est_9855
    @est_9855 Год назад +2

    She-who-tf-is-she? dominated the show, truly one of the 2022 fantasy show ever!!

  • @icepicjoey
    @icepicjoey Год назад +3

    This is the show they wanted to make from the beginning.

  • @Mr1234512
    @Mr1234512 Год назад

    “Fire starter” playing under Lark playing the instrument was brilliant. 😂

  • @MeMe-lx2jw
    @MeMe-lx2jw Год назад +1

    The movies and shows you mention don't even compare to how good your videos are!

  • @singingflowers7456
    @singingflowers7456 Год назад +3

    i was so sad after watching this realizing that not only was it over, but that i had wasted time watching it

  • @AlainBoudard
    @AlainBoudard 9 месяцев назад +1

    Shit these reviews are awesome ! It's amazing how great content can rise not from ashes but from dog shit ❤
    I never regret not having watched the shows you review, because I still have surprises !

  • @daviddecouto4791
    @daviddecouto4791 Год назад +3

    Pure genius… hilarious. #Subscribed 🎉

  • @stephenbeagle2239
    @stephenbeagle2239 Год назад +4

    "A Jail Bard" lol

  • @jimvanlieshout7657
    @jimvanlieshout7657 Год назад +1

    My many thanks for saving me hours of wasted time!

  • @utm4638
    @utm4638 Год назад +2

    Subbed. 🤘

  • @socceroos123
    @socceroos123 Год назад +1

    your commentary is gold. it is distilled, concentrated mockery of putrific culture.

  • @magnuskallas
    @magnuskallas Год назад +5

    Why is it that the diverse cast always gives off those corporate HR department vibes? Like as if it was their day off at the City. They are not proper actors.

  • @godzilla928
    @godzilla928 Год назад +1

    this channel is underrated and needs more recognition! 😡
    and btw: this first scene here looked just like some ripoff from Desperado or something. Definitely not their own original idea...

  • @MarkSalazar69
    @MarkSalazar69 Год назад +46

    So good, you'll have endless content because Hollywood is a cesspool of wokeness.

  • @aglusci
    @aglusci Год назад +1

    Great recap! At first I didnt see a plot but it was there the whole time!

  • @zaroonyakhyakhan4514
    @zaroonyakhyakhan4514 Год назад +7

    greatest show ever created. it is truly art.

  • @sabotagesaddam6181
    @sabotagesaddam6181 Год назад +6

    you made me laugh out loud so many times its crazy.
    and i dont even like to laugh that much

  • @kennydolby1379
    @kennydolby1379 Год назад +2

    This is gold.

  • @kenefdz
    @kenefdz Год назад +9

    I Fyel over laughing at this! As always, excellent commentary !

  • @Ryan-vl2nn
    @Ryan-vl2nn Год назад

    So stunning. And quite brave.

  • @saladdays180s9
    @saladdays180s9 Год назад

    This would be a suitable "Rocky Horror Picture Show" movie.

  • @anastasiadrozdova1192
    @anastasiadrozdova1192 Год назад +4

    The added sound effects are a perfect cherry on top, lol. :D

  • @davepost7675
    @davepost7675 Год назад +1

    It's like I'm in the writer's room.

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 Год назад +5

    I wanted to cry at Lark's pop/rap/folk strumming in the tavern.

  • @PassanCat
    @PassanCat Год назад +2

    After you said "Willow" I became unironically confused where the difference between this two shows is/was.

  • @Haterator
    @Haterator Год назад +7

    How stunning and brave!
    And I mean this review.

  • @HellonearthlABB
    @HellonearthlABB Год назад +4

    😭😭 you tube didn't send me the notifications for this channel lol, i have a few videos to watch now
    Another note, I've noticed a common use of black people with blue eyes in western medias, here, overwatch 2, apex legends, god of war Ragnarok, the list might go on but for now I got only these, i wonder why is that, it might be to increase race mixing by making blacks attracted to white features like blue eyes.

  • @kulloth
    @kulloth Год назад +3

    I can't believe HollyWoke still made the black woman a single mother.

    • @jacquelineking5783
      @jacquelineking5783 Год назад

      Not that surprising, in the reboot Ghostbusters they made the black woman the only one not a scientist.

    • @sirrathersplendid4825
      @sirrathersplendid4825 Год назад

      And doubtless an immaculate conception. No woman in Hollyweird ever needed a man.

  • @michaelforsythe4335
    @michaelforsythe4335 Год назад +2

    This is high comedy.

  • @Cptraktorn
    @Cptraktorn Год назад +13

    Truly a beautiful show.

  • @bdleo300
    @bdleo300 Год назад +1

    GaladriLark Skywalker!

  • @simeonwaia
    @simeonwaia Год назад

    8:34 "Together they COME...to a stalemate" 🤣

  • @MasticinaAkicta
    @MasticinaAkicta Год назад +2

    Ah perfection!

  • @jxw457
    @jxw457 Год назад +3

    Instant classic.

  • @mdnght0095
    @mdnght0095 Год назад +1

    The Legend of Lark from Wakanda.

  • @ReinoldFZ
    @ReinoldFZ Год назад +5

    Usually I half watch TV shows (not these ones, but those in free TV sponsored by detergents) while playing in the cellphone or working. For your videos I think I am staring the screen with the mouth wide open, in disbelief of how obvious is their ideology, Christian movies look tame and subtle (and many times far better and uplifting) in their message in comparison xD That 15 seconds elf looks funny x,D

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear Год назад

    I keep forgetting this even existed…

  • @blackadder564
    @blackadder564 Год назад +2

    Elf in old Germanic means "white being".

  • @keegan4854
    @keegan4854 Год назад +6

    Stunning and Brave to the max

  • @justjordan8018
    @justjordan8018 Год назад +8

    This show woke me so hard, I had white coffee for breakfast with black cream.

  • @attlue
    @attlue Год назад +1

    09:26 '..As they admire the latest Banksy.." - almost choked on my drink.

  • @manjinor
    @manjinor Год назад +2

    «The white male is a big white fail» did me inn propper. Amazing stuff!

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber Год назад

    those edits are masterful

  • @kantstenchonthemel5641
    @kantstenchonthemel5641 Год назад +5

    wow wow wow, wow...such an amazing fighter! I bet killing the vicious creature that guards the cave of Caerbannog would be super easy barely an inconvenience!

  • @StonyStevenson75
    @StonyStevenson75 Год назад +2

    She needs to cut down on the Rothmans

  • @UncleJim69420
    @UncleJim69420 Год назад +8

    Absolutely glorious takedown of an absolutely abysmal show.

    • @KB8Killa
      @KB8Killa Год назад +1

      It looks so awful

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 Год назад +1

    🎶 Lark
    She go to town
    She gonna holla
    And make your ears bleed.
    Should'a locked her away
    Before she ruined the day.
    Watch this mega Karen slay all your hopes for the future! 🎶