If Halloween Candy Could Talk

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  2 года назад +516

    Subscribe or eat a 3rd grade art project

    • @deannarachelbobiwsky2366
      @deannarachelbobiwsky2366 2 года назад +3

      FANTASTIC!!!

    • @epictoast8903
      @epictoast8903 2 года назад +2

      Not worth the risk!!! Those kids are crazy!!!

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 2 года назад +2

      Not the worst thing in that bucket!

    • @gamelover2222
      @gamelover2222 2 года назад +3

      Thanks for not hating corn candy. I really like it as a once a year treat.

    • @clintwalls5217
      @clintwalls5217 2 года назад +2

      candybars are not fun size,just fusifu.That poor old 2007 model Tootsie-Roll should be back at Dollur
      General,with his folks!!,

  • @scarletrobin
    @scarletrobin 2 года назад +1103

    Fun sized being reduced to fu sized was brilliant

    • @MrClobbertime
      @MrClobbertime 2 года назад

      The way the economy is going won't be long they'll just be selling empty wrappers.

    • @barbaracherry1082
      @barbaracherry1082 2 года назад +16

      Now I get it!

    • @lizzalkula376
      @lizzalkula376 2 года назад +8

      thank you for this comment. it was funny before, it's hilarious now.

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson 2 года назад +18

      My husband says they are just big enough to piss you off.

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 2 года назад +4

      I DID NOT EVEN REALIZE XD

  • @bionicRod
    @bionicRod 2 года назад +716

    "Whiter than a gender reveal party at a Cracker Barrel." Well done sir. Had me giggling

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Год назад

      get it CRACKER. barrel

  • @dolphinbear661
    @dolphinbear661 2 года назад +621

    Tiny bag of 3 M& M's is conspicuously absent, Matt. Otherwise, some of your best work. Great content and what a cute kid!

    • @ironnerd8336
      @ironnerd8336 2 года назад +41

      No, it isn't absent. It is at the bottom and is the one that has no M&Ms in it.

    • @Greenphantom16
      @Greenphantom16 2 года назад +5

      Yes accurate

    • @alexbrady7845
      @alexbrady7845 2 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @TylerSnyder305
      @TylerSnyder305 2 года назад +10

      Last year I bought M&M's as some of the candy I gave away and one of them literally had only one in it.
      I can understand accidentally putting an empty one in the bag, but just one M&M in it ?

    • @hulk6785
      @hulk6785 2 года назад +2

      Because they've already been eaten.

  • @deathpyre42
    @deathpyre42 2 года назад +291

    To be fair, the Tootsie Roll is technically a veteran.

    • @jamesthrice2253
      @jamesthrice2253 2 года назад +28

      "I've fought in 15 Candy Wars, Census Man. I wouldn't hesitate to end you."

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 2 года назад +17

      @@jamesthrice2253 They were used as improvised putty to seal fuel lines/bullet holes in the Korean war.

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 года назад +14

      Fruity Tootsies for president, and I'm _not_ talking about those off-brand or disgusting vanilla ones.

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 2 года назад +4

      They Were invented in the early 1900s I think

    • @hieug.rection1920
      @hieug.rection1920 2 года назад +7

      I love tootsie rolls and don’t know what the hell there is to dislike about them.

  • @country_flyboy
    @country_flyboy 2 года назад +186

    You can't forget those absolutely top-notch strawberry candies and Werther's that every grandmother seems to have an infinite supply of.

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 года назад

      A gamechanger when that's all you have left.

    • @lady_sir_knight3713
      @lady_sir_knight3713 2 года назад +4

      battered black leather purse full of tissues, receipts, and wether's originals. that's what marks a grandma.

    • @josephbenjamin6426
      @josephbenjamin6426 2 года назад +4

      yeah...WHERE does that stuff COME from???

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 года назад +3

      @@josephbenjamin6426 I remember seeing them for the first time as a kid, and I was literally *SHELLSHOCKED* that this was the place my aunts and grandma got them 😂😂😂😂
      There are levels to this though. I mean, there's the harder ones that barely have the jelly in them, and then there are the mouthwatering ones with that distinct taste to them and literally melt in your mouth XD

    • @CoffeeCrazy
      @CoffeeCrazy 2 года назад +3

      Lol let’s not forget the three ultimate granny candy. Peppermint, cinnamon disks, and butter scotch.

  • @Knox1087
    @Knox1087 2 года назад +189

    Needs a Butterfinger! "You haven't tasted good since they changed the recipe 5 years ago! How the mighty have fallen..."

    • @aubreypassey6086
      @aubreypassey6086 2 года назад +4

      Tastes the same to me

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 Год назад +7

      @@aubreypassey6086 They're defly similar, but now the inside is more sticky and less fluffy.

    • @toddwebb7521
      @toddwebb7521 Год назад +3

      5th avenue bar tastes closer to how old butterfinger tasted than current

    • @THOMAS_VANN
      @THOMAS_VANN 11 месяцев назад +1

      bro those butterfingers allways seem to break in half in the wrapper

    • @aridontou7544
      @aridontou7544 10 месяцев назад +2

      And a KitKat

  • @zalynnaardra8656
    @zalynnaardra8656 2 года назад +699

    Let me explain how real this is... As a child, I never got to eat snickers because my dad had me convinced it was just something people gave to kids on halloween for their parents to eat. The man I LOVED AND TRUSTED THE MOST had me under the impression it was poisonous to my little body and I'd be sick if I ate it.

    • @beth8775
      @beth8775 2 года назад +50

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ok, I've never been that mean, but I have stolen a *lot* of my son's snickers. He's also has to fight his dad for the reese's cups.

    • @faolan2174
      @faolan2174 2 года назад +28

      Now that's just cruel...

    • @dianamitethe1nonly703
      @dianamitethe1nonly703 2 года назад +37

      I applaud his professionalism in the parenting arts, and now I’m wishing I’d thought of that 🤣

    • @Sybil_Detard
      @Sybil_Detard 2 года назад

      Pure D child abuse. It's never too late to call CPS. I've got your back.

    • @rambofan334
      @rambofan334 2 года назад +1

      Your dad is evil. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vastotales4431
    @vastotales4431 2 года назад +969

    The fact you still support the Candy Corn said alot about your humanity. Bless you soul Brotha

    • @Roman-ji7iu
      @Roman-ji7iu 2 года назад +28

      Ngl eating it in a trail mix style sounds perfect for it

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni 2 года назад +13

      Candy corn is syrupy sludge, but a treat from time to time. 🙂

    • @queenofputrescence5167
      @queenofputrescence5167 2 года назад +34

      As long as it's Brach's Candy Corn and not that generic crap.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 2 года назад +10

      Hey, you had me at candy corn support, and then you lost me when you hated on those little peanut butter taffies. They are the 💣

    • @marshallwhite7324
      @marshallwhite7324 2 года назад +3

      "bless your soul" is awfully close to "bless your heart"...

  • @dmhiix
    @dmhiix 2 года назад +48

    There is an exhibit in the Marine Corps Museum about Tootsie Rolls in the Korean War, So I was confused until you clarified that you were referring to that particular piece. Then I laughed.

  • @amandamanwering6940
    @amandamanwering6940 2 года назад +135

    I remember trick or treating certain houses that would fix quart size Ziploc bags full of candy. One house gave out gift certificates for Wendy's frosty. For a small town under 300 people trick or treating was never disappointing.

    • @queenofputrescence5167
      @queenofputrescence5167 2 года назад +12

      Honestly, having lived in larger suburbs and a small town of 500, small towns rock when it comes to Trick or Treating.

    • @Manatee360Phototography
      @Manatee360Phototography 2 года назад +4

      Genius idea on the ziploc full of candy.

    • @Jennozen1
      @Jennozen1 2 года назад +5

      Pennies wrapped in tissue paper..

    • @andid818
      @andid818 2 года назад +10

      My favorite as a kid was the neighbor that gave us each comic books and a handful of quarters.

    • @stealthpanther
      @stealthpanther 2 года назад +4

      Most interesting things I've ever gotten trick or treating (and usually best of the night):
      -shaved ice
      -ice cold capri-sun
      -toothpaste , toothbrush, and dental floss (dentist obviously)
      -famous amos cookies

  • @korbell1089
    @korbell1089 2 года назад +110

    "You couldn't even unwrap me!"
    Matt: "Nobody can!"

    • @CherylPix62
      @CherylPix62 2 года назад +11

      I love those peanut butter taffy’s! 😋

    • @Cautionary_Tale_Harris
      @Cautionary_Tale_Harris 2 года назад

      @@CherylPix62 You're a weirdo! (But yes, they're one of my favorites, too...)

    • @clintwalls5217
      @clintwalls5217 2 года назад +5

      what in the world are them things?!
      always wind up in the bottom of the
      candybowl with last yrs. Christmas
      fudge& peppermint.,🤔✍️.,🤣

    • @seeemilyplay5697
      @seeemilyplay5697 2 года назад +9

      I really like those! Then again, I also like Mary Jane's and Bit O Honey.

    • @Jennifer-rp2sh
      @Jennifer-rp2sh 2 года назад +1

      My baby boomer mom has always loved those!

  • @iCuddleAfter6
    @iCuddleAfter6 2 года назад +135

    I'm glad someone finally respects candy corn, it's not exceptional or goes above and beyond but that's the beauty of it. We all can't be winners, sometimes simple succeeds

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 2 года назад

      The only way I've found it to be good is made into homemade butterfingers or the other flavored kind (coffee, caramel, etc.), my sister will end up with so much of the original because she's the only one who likes them.

    • @hellhound1389
      @hellhound1389 2 года назад +3

      I go through at least 2 bags of autumn mix every Halloween. Plus I buy tootsie rolls #1 they're good for kids with allergies #2 I love them. Plus don't insult popcorn balls those were fought over when I was a kid

    • @amysmith87
      @amysmith87 2 года назад +6

      I love the mellow pumpkins

    • @sunnymarie2060
      @sunnymarie2060 2 года назад +1

      That...was poetry🥰🥰

    • @aradraugfea6755
      @aradraugfea6755 Год назад +1

      You gotta get Brach's though. The other stuff can taste like wax.

  • @Kgy1371
    @Kgy1371 2 года назад +125

    Favorite line:
    “I’m a Halloween institution!”
    “You are a trash candy that will not die!”
    😂

  • @justaregularuser79
    @justaregularuser79 2 года назад +273

    This has to be one of Matt's most accurate videos yet.

  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy 2 года назад +294

    This channel is like the greatest improv. You're never sure what you're gonna get, but you're always glad you came.

    • @GundamGokuTV
      @GundamGokuTV 2 года назад +5

      I'm gonna be that guy. It's not improv. Improv implies that he came up with this on the spot. Not scripted with multiple camera angles and storyboarding. He planned the whole thing. Which before people jump down my throat, that's normal. Just correcting the use of the word improv. Which is short for improvisation.

    • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
      @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy 2 года назад +4

      @@GundamGokuTV That's why I used the word "like". In other words, I compared it to Improv, to show similar qualities. In this case the chaotic nature of the videos.
      So, if someone says something is "like" something else, they are not saying it is exactly that other thing.

    • @ianmccormick7051
      @ianmccormick7051 2 года назад

      That’s definitely not how I feel about attending an improv show

    • @ChicCanyon
      @ChicCanyon 2 года назад +3

      @@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy except this is sketch comedy so it isnt like improv. Its the opposite of improv by definition. It was a bad take on your part.
      Its cool though i agree with the spirit of what you meant instead of what you said.

    • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
      @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy 2 года назад +1

      @@ChicCanyon I said "this channel". Not "this sketch". I never referenced this sketch in my original post.

  • @therepairsloth
    @therepairsloth 2 года назад +120

    Dad Tax must be paid, and if the candies could talk, my favorites would have attitudes as sour as they taste. Great video, Matt!

    • @JosiahRitchie
      @JosiahRitchie 2 года назад +3

      No better way to train kids about the reality of employment taxes.

    • @DE-sf9sr
      @DE-sf9sr Год назад

      100% implement the Dad Tax.

    • @libertybell8852
      @libertybell8852 Год назад

      Hey! Mom taxes too! When my kids ask, I just tell them we live kn a state with income taxes still. 🤷‍♀️ Then there is property taxes since that bucket is taking up space 😂😂

    • @aurawarrior1367
      @aurawarrior1367 Год назад

      Ah, a fellow costume quest enjoyer

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Год назад

      As far as I'm concerned, you can have the Warheads. I only use them to force desperate people into doing stupid things for a dollar.

  • @battlereadyarmour2362
    @battlereadyarmour2362 2 года назад +77

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 might be the best one yet. I laughed sooo hard out loud! "Now im just F-U size!" 💀💀💀

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 2 года назад

      Whelp, lucky me grew up in a rich neighborhood, so we all got full size candy bars. 😄

  • @stacyantonovich9380
    @stacyantonovich9380 2 года назад +106

    It is so cool that your sweet daughter can join in on the fun now.

  • @JaronActual
    @JaronActual 2 года назад +10

    Twix and Milky Way. Not only funny, but a man of culture and distinguished tastes.
    And yes, I will be coming back for that Crunch and Kit-Kat.

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 4 месяца назад +1

      Twix is the jackpot. Reese's cups and Milky Way Dark are a close second and third.

  • @thomashauguel6811
    @thomashauguel6811 Год назад +11

    This was so completely spot on it's scary! (Not the "scary it's Halloween" type).
    This sad bucket is why we give out full size candy bars for Trick or Treat! (That and the fact we seldom get more than 10 to 15 kids each year, so...)

    • @joker6solitaire
      @joker6solitaire 3 месяца назад +1

      My favorite middle school teacher does the same thing for that very reason! Each year, she encouraged the entire class to make our parents drive us to her well-decorated front yard for full-sized candy bars.

  • @redfishtex738
    @redfishtex738 2 года назад +255

    I'm surprised you didn't throw in a rouge candy cane. With all the stores that start Christmas shopping earlier and earlier it would have been a funny interrogation to try and find out who gave it out. Another Great Video!

    • @madhattergodess
      @madhattergodess 2 года назад +12

      You're comment sent shrivers down my spine. I already got to stop people playing Christmas music.

    • @TheWolfman112
      @TheWolfman112 2 года назад +11

      I thought all candy canes were rouge? Considering rogue means red and not rogue like you probably meant lol

    • @NotSoFast71
      @NotSoFast71 2 года назад +6

      Why specifically a red candy cane?

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 2 года назад +11

      @@NotSoFast71 Probably meant rogue and got hit by auto-incorrect.

    • @NightmareShadows13
      @NightmareShadows13 2 года назад +6

      @@madhattergodess Before Covid, I went to a McDonald's that was playing Christmas music in AUGUST. Cooperate forced them too. It's beyond insane.

  • @tejaswoman
    @tejaswoman 2 года назад +18

    Somebody's comment made me think of the time in the late '70s we were out of town for Halloween so my dad made it up to me by taking me trick-or-treating on November 1st. Potential for sad and pitiful, but it turned out to be the motherlode because you get all the remaining half-full BAGS of candy from the little old couples who bought candy only for Halloween and don't want to keep it around lest they gobble it up.

  • @danielmoore8695
    @danielmoore8695 Год назад +6

    I feel like he could have done something with Mounds "you'll like me when you're older!"

  • @scrimpishimp4857
    @scrimpishimp4857 Год назад +4

    I like Smarties, and every breath that I take without y'all's permission raises my self-esteem.

  • @gnollman
    @gnollman 2 года назад +5

    LOL I love all that trash candy, though. Peanut Butter Kisses, Candy Corn, Tootsie rolles, even the popcorn balls, love 'em.

  • @EricDaMAJ
    @EricDaMAJ 2 года назад +44

    When I was a kid if someone put oatmeal in my candy bag I'd be more offended than if they put an apple with a razor blade in it.

    • @DaveBaldwin1
      @DaveBaldwin1 2 года назад +13

      My kid just went trick or treating at our seasonal campground and someone threw in a bag of beef ramen...don't know who did it but they belong on some list or something.

    • @madhattergodess
      @madhattergodess 2 года назад +5

      @@DaveBaldwin1 or they were trying to get it out of their house sense nobody wanted it.

    • @DaveBaldwin1
      @DaveBaldwin1 2 года назад +3

      @@madhattergodess well, if that is the case, my kid had the same reaction. 😁

    • @Cautionary_Tale_Harris
      @Cautionary_Tale_Harris 2 года назад +3

      One year I gave out about $10 in loose change because I forgot it was Halloween and had left my porch light on.

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 2 года назад +5

      That was brown sugar, though! We actually had people that would do that, and since it was my favorite oatmeal flavor I'd usually have it for breakfast the next morning.

  • @maryjoyspohrer256
    @maryjoyspohrer256 2 года назад +26

    I was already smiling and then baby girl peeked around the corner and I outright giggled!

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe 2 года назад +18

    I was watching this and my coworker walked in, and she has a bumper sticker that says "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized", so I had to tell her about the "F U-sized" joke 🤣

  • @vernac9682
    @vernac9682 2 года назад +37

    I love Matt's comedy style.

  • @ButterWolf117
    @ButterWolf117 2 года назад +60

    The Chris Pratt line😂

  • @wompa70
    @wompa70 2 года назад +50

    I love candy corn. It's my favorite sugar wax! Wife thinks I'm a psycho for it.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings 2 года назад +3

      I like em too. We used to use them as fangs.

    • @thomashauguel6811
      @thomashauguel6811 Год назад

      Add them to a hot cup of black tea (or coffee for my wife). Makes the tea taste awesome!

  • @mandalorfortytwo4557
    @mandalorfortytwo4557 2 года назад +26

    Good Lord o' Mercy! That there was one of the best skits I had land during a workday!!!! You are awesome, Mr. Matt and we salute you all the way from Maine! 💜

  • @jscottgp2011
    @jscottgp2011 2 года назад +28

    Feels weird to say, but I can straight up smell that bucket through this screen 🤣

  • @72PRODIGALSON
    @72PRODIGALSON 2 года назад +31

    FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone who appreciates Candy Corn, other than me!!!!!!!!!

    • @truthunfiltered314
      @truthunfiltered314 Год назад +6

      I like candy corn. And yes, I bite off each color separately. I mean, I'm not gonna just pop the whole thing in my mouth, like a psychopath.

    • @republicofoctania9571
      @republicofoctania9571 Год назад +3

      Glad to also know I’m not alone in liking candy corn

    • @thomashauguel6811
      @thomashauguel6811 Год назад +3

      @@truthunfiltered314 Only true candy corn coinsures know to do that. 👍

  • @ChronicBongitis420
    @ChronicBongitis420 2 года назад +8

    2:40 I used to work for Dollar tree at the largest store in my district. If you buy your candy early at the Dollar tree you're getting stuff that could be 🤷‍♂️ years old. Every year whether it's Christmas candy, Valentine's, Halloween, etc all the leftovers (which was always a lot) would be packed up in boxes marked and stuck in the back room till next year. Some of the boxes wouldn't even be used and it would just sit back there for years and collect dust until they were finally put out.

    • @THOMAS_VANN
      @THOMAS_VANN 11 месяцев назад

      sounds about right

    • @joker6solitaire
      @joker6solitaire 3 месяца назад

      Sounds like the Halloween candy my dad saved for next year's Trick-or-Treaters. As a teenager, I finally put a stop to it. Think of the children!!!

  • @rhero1
    @rhero1 2 года назад +15

    “It’s those guys I hate!”
    I heard a radio broadcast person refer to them as “Poverty Wads”
    100% correct. 😂

  • @bobbigirl9983
    @bobbigirl9983 2 года назад +12

    Your best yet Matt!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL....oh my goodness, you are awesome. I needed a bit of sunshine in a bucket of bad candy. Thank you!!!!

  • @thomasmiller4710
    @thomasmiller4710 2 года назад +9

    This was fantastic. Sir, you are a skilled comedian and a clean one at that. Keep it rolling.

  • @alpyki2588
    @alpyki2588 Год назад +2

    I'm glad someone else finally called out those terrible Mary Jane candies and pointed out how awful the packaging is. Not to mention how bad it looks in black.

  • @devon33801
    @devon33801 2 года назад +12

    "Just a little specialty boutique called the Dollar Tree," has me freaking rolling right now!

  • @evettc7887
    @evettc7887 2 года назад +21

    I always get a box of big chocolate bars from Costco to give out to the first trick or treaters. Two or three years ago I was so excited to live in the suburbs to hand out candy, not a single kid showed till 2330 a group of four kids under ten they got the whole box plus the two bags I bought.

  • @Willysmb44
    @Willysmb44 2 года назад +32

    The licorice one is SO accurate!

    • @melindoranightsilver9298
      @melindoranightsilver9298 2 года назад +1

      I admit to buying the brand but I buy the peppermint. I mainly use them if I want to freshen my breathe or I use them for stomach ache's. Hell, i've kept more people at work with a simple peppermint candy than with medication and i'm only 32. People used to go home with a stomach ache and I just offer them a candy. If that doesn't fix it, I know the person is bad.

  • @frzstat
    @frzstat 2 года назад +39

    Someone: “What is the oldest candy bar still around?”
    Matt: “Don’t look at me. You won’t find it anywhere near my house.”
    Seriously, Pixie Stix were the bomb back in the ‘70s!

    • @hellhound1389
      @hellhound1389 2 года назад +10

      Ahh pixie sticks, nothing like giving a kid the candy that's a gateway to a cocaine addiction

    • @SgtPineBox
      @SgtPineBox 2 года назад +1

      pixie sticks the ultimate bee and yellowjacket attractor

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Год назад +2

      literally pure sugar

    • @frzstat
      @frzstat Год назад

      @@JS-rv3et actually they have Citric acid for the sour taste, and less than 2% is natural flavorings.

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 4 месяца назад +2

      Damn, what happened to those?! Haven't seen them in a hot minute.

  • @luckylinda7777
    @luckylinda7777 2 года назад +20

    Back in the 70’s Reese’s sold a box of their small peanut butter cups. It had about 50 cups with only the brown cup wrapper…..open the box and go to town…the chocolate also taste better. I miss that box.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky 7 месяцев назад

      Stoner me wants a pallet of those. Yesterday. And a cow for milking. /laugh

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 5 месяцев назад

      Stop making us jealous. Now I want to go back to the '70s! And I'm a Russian immigrant woman!!

  • @amandachilds5290
    @amandachilds5290 2 года назад +2

    Tootsie Roll: I been passed around from house to house since 2007!!!
    I died laughing. So true, some of those Tootsie rolls hard as rock candy and must be "vintage"!!

  • @EmilyKira
    @EmilyKira 2 года назад +12

    I love the candy at 2:30 and have looked everywhere for it this year with no luck. I also love, love, love black licorice but also know better than to hand it out to others. Why would I share candy that I love for it just to be disrespected and tossed aside? 🤣
    Also, the tiny Snickers voice was hilarious.

    • @andid818
      @andid818 2 года назад +2

      I love it too, and I recently found it in the seasonal aisle at Walmart. It's wrapped in plastic now, rather than waxed paper, which ruins the nostalgia a little although it still tastes the same.

    • @heatherzwicker8031
      @heatherzwicker8031 2 года назад

      oh yeah, I just can't justify sharing black liquorice to have it spit out. If it needs Dutch Writing, people aren't getting any! I tell them to go buy the Fisherman's Friend flavour Drop.

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Год назад +1

      Peanut butter kisses. 🤮

  • @commandermercury6654
    @commandermercury6654 2 года назад +4

    The Popcorn Ball and Tootsie Roll bits had me dying! 😂
    That said…am I the ONLY person on the planet who legitimately likes Smarties?! It really feels that way sometimes.

    • @chucky1119p
      @chucky1119p 2 года назад +2

      You're not alone. I love Smarties too.

    • @heatherzwicker8031
      @heatherzwicker8031 2 года назад

      They are Rockets in Canada and Kilogram bags are sold. Smarties here are Nestle. No peanut M&Ms. In fact Nestle makes a Share Safe box of chocolates for Hallowe'en in a factory without cross contamination.

  • @lindaseel8633
    @lindaseel8633 2 года назад +6

    Any one who still likes candy corn is just as crazy as I am! I like Smarties too and those sticky peanut butter things that stick to the wrapping. I said I'm crazy. Love ya Matt.

  • @MetanoiaMan
    @MetanoiaMan 2 года назад +9

    Pretty spot on, though the caramels and tootsie rolls really won me over, over time. Twix, Three Musketeers, and Milky Way/Dark are the heavy lifters though for sure

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 4 месяца назад +1

      3 musketeers?? Those stay in the bucket with the Tootsies and Smarties for a long time.

    • @MetanoiaMan
      @MetanoiaMan 4 месяца назад

      @@divinecomedian2 Truthfully I can't remember if I was talking (accidentally?) talking about my personal preference or (incorrectly) what was popular around here. Being the uncle of some cute kiddos, I get a whole lot of Tootsie Rolls, 3 Musketeers, and Dark Milky Ways: therefore they're NOT popular! God bless

  • @jonahlange7898
    @jonahlange7898 Год назад +5

    If there was more time, Bit O Honey could've been mentioned as one of THOSE candies. Always had 1 (and only 1) in my bag of candy. I don't think anyone even gave it out, I think it just manifested itself in the bag somehow.

  • @BlackTigr
    @BlackTigr 2 года назад +9

    I can only imagine how popular Mr Big bars would be if they sold them in the states. Like a gorgeous love child between a Snickers and a giant KitKat.

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 2 года назад +1

      I just want Violet Crumbles to become more of a thing here. Mr. Big sounds interesting though!

    • @BlackTigr
      @BlackTigr 2 года назад

      @@EtaryaFae Ohhhh! They call those Crunchees in Canada. I love those! You can sometimes find them in the states at stores that sell international candy. Apparently my sister has found them at Targets near her in FL.

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Год назад +1

      @@EtaryaFaeI’ve seen an American version of them at a farm supply store with their gigantic selection of nuts, dried fruits, and obscure candy.

  • @nickschmitz7044
    @nickschmitz7044 2 года назад +8

    I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really REALLY don't know how you keep coming up with these pure GOLD videos!!! It's really unbelievable to be honest!!!! You channel deserves so so so so so so so sooooooooooo many more subscribers!!! Keep it up man this is by far my favorite damn RUclips channel!!!

  • @lorettamorris6835
    @lorettamorris6835 2 года назад +17

    As a professed candy connoisseur, this is the best video yet! Love it! LOL'd all through this video!

    • @catherinegarmon3027
      @catherinegarmon3027 2 года назад +1

      I thought you said you were a professor of candy! Haha

  • @christophercrowder872
    @christophercrowder872 2 года назад +7

    I love Mary Janes (the peanut butter kisses). Always have.

  • @qbear1045
    @qbear1045 11 месяцев назад +3

    This past year we gave out full size candy bars because it was cold (20's which is cold for October), snowy, and we had road construction. We figured the kids that made it to our house deserved to be rewarded for their efforts...

  • @jessiep2471
    @jessiep2471 2 года назад +25

    I mean honestly, we've all loved candy corn at some point in our shady paths. No shame 💗

    • @toshamccarty5115
      @toshamccarty5115 2 года назад +4

      No, you mean we ate it more than once when that what was available.

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@toshamccarty5115yep, we all settled at some point. I never recall actually enjoying it.

  • @TheTimeForChange44
    @TheTimeForChange44 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yep, the kids collect it and the parents 'inspect' it! Great job, Matt!

  • @WigWagWorkshop
    @WigWagWorkshop 2 года назад +7

    I like candy corn and those orange wrapped peanut butter chews. Oh, and popcorn balls!

  • @catherinegarmon3027
    @catherinegarmon3027 2 года назад +2

    I somehow doubt Matt spends that long deliberating... you can think while you chew!

  • @DanielleBaum
    @DanielleBaum 2 года назад +3

    OMG your kid is adorable!
    also where's the leftover easter candy you know someone is giving out? orrrr the homemade stuff that looks like an art project

  • @Torstrum
    @Torstrum Год назад +2

    crunch bars are awesome. When I was really good and ate no chocolate or candy at all I would get a crunch bar on my regular vacation.

  • @denoftools
    @denoftools 2 года назад +4

    Let's be clear, all the $10000000 grand bars are dads and that is just the way it is.

  • @OneSurferDude
    @OneSurferDude 2 года назад +2

    One of the funniest Dudes on the internet. Love your Weekly Roll Call...Wish you would keep it up during Basketball season!

  • @tpatt525_Tiff_
    @tpatt525_Tiff_ 2 года назад +5

    "You are trash candy that won't die." YES!!!

  • @JesusisKing-u9d
    @JesusisKing-u9d 2 года назад +6

    Kinda fun fact: One Halloween I got Godiva chocolate. Like actually; 4 little salted caramels, 1 hazelnut, and 1 regular milk chocolate.

  • @teamofone1219
    @teamofone1219 3 месяца назад +1

    Candy corn is criminally underrated it doesn’t deserve the hate.

  • @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706
    @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706 2 года назад +8

    Your level of creativity is awesome. And you are so funny. Keep it up and thank you for making me laugh.

  • @kiraward1125
    @kiraward1125 2 года назад +8

    Oh that weird wax paper wrapped peanut candy from my childhood. Miss those guys, not enough to go looking for them.

    • @mals86
      @mals86 2 года назад

      I don't miss those at ALLLL. Vile. ;)

    • @bunnyluv2535
      @bunnyluv2535 Год назад +1

      Omg definitely trash candy

  • @smyles58
    @smyles58 2 года назад +6

    I guess that I am weird cause I love smarties!! Twix is my favorite chocolate candy, I've been stealing it from my daughters Halloween stash for years!! Don't come for me people, she's got plenty of candy left after my husband and I "inspect" her treat bucket! 😉🎃

  • @DaveBaldwin1
    @DaveBaldwin1 2 года назад +33

    This was fantastic. I do feel we'll need a part two with the inclusion of the infamous stack of pennies.

    • @mbsmith2197
      @mbsmith2197 2 года назад +7

      I was just thinking that!!

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 года назад +1

      With y'all are getting money on Halloween all I got that was strange was a Capri sun and believe me when your wearing a costume that was if I remember correctly heavy and you got sweaty in it that thing is a god send

  • @coachloftin
    @coachloftin 2 года назад +3

    Now we need an episode of talking Thanksgiving food. So much material there.

  • @Jennozen1
    @Jennozen1 2 года назад +1

    You are my new favorite funny man. Found you on the Dollar Generals building themselves video.

  • @brianb8060
    @brianb8060 2 года назад +6

    I like the Smarties, but love the Nestle Crunch (Krackel as well).

  • @JosiahRitchie
    @JosiahRitchie 2 года назад

    I still miss King Size Snickers... thanks for reopening that wound!

  • @misamsung6191
    @misamsung6191 2 года назад +4

    When I was a kid I used to love those Halloween toffees. Now as an adult (well much MUCH older), I agree with Matt.

  • @tristanjacobucci
    @tristanjacobucci 2 года назад +2

    Matt is always so damn funny, I live for these videos! Stores, candy anything non living personified is just a riot!

  • @marka6719
    @marka6719 2 года назад +3

    Hey those orange and black peanut butter thingy’s are the bomb. Best deer stand candy in the world.

  • @DreamFireNostalgia
    @DreamFireNostalgia 2 года назад +1

    Thank you! Good sir for giving candy corn the respect it deserves!

  • @bmslhs
    @bmslhs Год назад +3

    You forgot about those strawberry candies that the grandmas be having

  • @iamTW64
    @iamTW64 2 года назад +2

    The same Tootsie Roll been getting passed around from one house to another since 2007. 😂

  • @christelkeister8458
    @christelkeister8458 2 года назад +8

    It's actually scary how accurate this is!!!

  • @JohnGramer06
    @JohnGramer06 2 года назад

    Crunch: “me too!”
    Matt: “see I don’t like u tho”
    C’mon MATT! Crunch is SO good!

  • @TheRealPurpleHand
    @TheRealPurpleHand 2 года назад +8

    Matt probably only needed 10 minutes to write this script down. It kinda wrote itself.

  • @emmasurf8109
    @emmasurf8109 2 месяца назад +1

    the funny thing is that old fashioned licorice probably is the most expensive

  • @OneBrightLightTN
    @OneBrightLightTN 2 года назад +7

    I LOVE the popcorn balls. I look forward to those every year

    • @soundpreacher
      @soundpreacher 2 года назад +5

      Oh, you’re the one.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings 2 года назад +4

      We had a neighbor when I was a kid that gave out homemade ones. They were delicious 😋

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 2 года назад +1

      I literally just at a popcorn ball last night 😂

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 2 года назад +2

      @@dizzysdoings Homemade are usually a different quality level. Those packaged ones are horrid. Back in school I had some teachers that would make some for Halloween parties and THOSE were amazing.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings 2 года назад +1

      @@EtaryaFae I've never had the ones in bags. Guess I'm not missing anything. 😂

  • @kath5201
    @kath5201 Год назад +1

    Hey! Candy Corn deserves some love!

  • @ejstreasurehunting6627
    @ejstreasurehunting6627 2 года назад +5

    Ok, but the Pumpkin Candy Corn is amazing. Tastes better than normal candy corn for some reason despite being the same thing pretty much.

  • @seatspud
    @seatspud Год назад +1

    Meanwhile, in nearby trash can...
    Unwrapped Apple, with hidden razor blade: "Curses, foiled again!" (Mutters in Dick Dastardly fashion)
    Store-bought Candy Apple: "Dude, we're fruit and it's Halloween. What were you expecting?"
    Package of candy-free trail mix: "Yeah man, and whoah, thought you were like an urban legend!"
    Chick tract: "They're definitely going to Hell. I'm glad too. Who wants to spend eternity with the likes of them?"
    (The others stare. Beat.)
    Candy Apple: "Yeah, you really deserve to be here."

  • @oldrockyoutdoors6519
    @oldrockyoutdoors6519 2 года назад +5

    Love the vids man keep it up

  • @Vol4Life75
    @Vol4Life75 2 года назад +1

    1:25 me when I come home from work and my German shepherd gets excited to see drive up the driveway

  • @FoolOfATuque
    @FoolOfATuque 2 года назад +3

    Candy corn with peanuts tastes just like a Payday. It’s damn good

  • @mrcat1965
    @mrcat1965 2 года назад +1

    He really forgor the crunch 💀 my favorite

  • @CharmanMcCosh68
    @CharmanMcCosh68 2 года назад +9

    Candy Corn + Peanuts = YUM! Tastes similar to a Payday bar.

    • @Cautionary_Tale_Harris
      @Cautionary_Tale_Harris 2 года назад +2

      Is that a fact? Hmmmm.....I didn't know that...

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes, that is true. I think the candy corn is just colored nougat, and that is what a payday is filled with in its natural white color.

    • @joker6solitaire
      @joker6solitaire 3 месяца назад

      Wow! I should tell my dad about it. He's obsessed with Baby Ruth bars because they're all-peanut.

  • @dustyplains9467
    @dustyplains9467 2 года назад +1

    It’s hilarious this is like the exact thought process of everyone who goes threw Halloween candy

  • @bucketofsunshine6366
    @bucketofsunshine6366 2 года назад +6

    Lmao, every one was spot on 🤣

  • @bartonbella3131
    @bartonbella3131 2 года назад +1

    I adore the orange wrapped candy...I hate to admit it but I love them

  • @poppeta22
    @poppeta22 2 года назад +6

    my family used oatmeal one year when we ran out of candy 🤣🤣🤣 too real

    • @EtaryaFae
      @EtaryaFae 2 года назад +2

      Hey, some of us appreciated the ones who gave oatmeal, especially if they weren't plain! Someone would give out brown sugar or apple cinnamon every year and I would HAPPILY go to their house.

  • @Muddragon104
    @Muddragon104 2 месяца назад +1

    Seems the good stuff becomes more rare each year.

  • @mercywalschek2695
    @mercywalschek2695 2 года назад +3

    I had to explain "scripture candy" to my husband. Apparently, he had a lot more fun houses to trick or treat at when he was a kid.

    • @hellhound1389
      @hellhound1389 2 года назад +1

      When I was a kid we would keep track of people that handed out that kind of stuff so we could comeback with my father and uncles to TP their house. Once we even bolognaied their car. Nobody messed with Halloween in my family, we took it personally

    • @mercywalschek2695
      @mercywalschek2695 2 года назад

      @@hellhound1389 😂😂😂

    • @JAY-gl5xd
      @JAY-gl5xd 2 года назад +1

      Do unto others, Joseph!! Didn't you read those scripture candies?

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 3 месяца назад +1

      What are scripture candies?