4 Types Of Bartenders

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @IreneHelenowskiPhD
    @IreneHelenowskiPhD 2 года назад +4256

    "How are the kids?" "One arrested." "Eh, that's why you have two."🤣🤣💀

    • @standupbroad6648
      @standupbroad6648 Год назад +40

      How's the family? Everyone's working and no one's got a court appearance coming up...I did good.

    • @lukek5909
      @lukek5909 Год назад +3

      Or 12...

    • @ryanmullins2103
      @ryanmullins2103 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ewill3435
      @ewill3435 Год назад +11

      Well, in my late great aunt's case, it's why you have three; one has the brains but no heart, one has heart but no brains, and the third has neither; that's why he got arrested when he walked into the courthouse looking for his inheritance... While on the lamb...
      Welcome to southern Missouri...

  • @michelew2191
    @michelew2191 2 года назад +1602

    "Spirit? Let's make that a triple" felt that in my soul. It's been 10 years and I'm still bitter and wishing that company a long painful bankruptcy.

    • @jessicacolegrove4152
      @jessicacolegrove4152 2 года назад +19

      Spirit has Ben bought buy jet blue

    • @smashkiller64
      @smashkiller64 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@jessicacolegrove4152
      And yet somehow Spirit’s quality is still just as bad as it ever was!

    • @NardoVogt
      @NardoVogt 6 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@smashkiller64dont mention Spirit Air and quality in the same sentence...

    • @smashkiller64
      @smashkiller64 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@NardoVogt
      You are correct, forgive me!
      What I meant to say was, and yet somehow Spirit’s existence is still just as bad as it ever was.

    • @Shmew455r
      @Shmew455r 5 месяцев назад +3

      Spirit is hell, I'd rather not travel

  • @StephanieJeanne
    @StephanieJeanne 2 года назад +4446

    "You want action, wave an Andrew Jackson" 🤣 The mixologist with his suspenders and home- curated bitters was hilarious!

    • @magnolia8626
      @magnolia8626 2 года назад +9

      He was the best!

    • @joe-e-geo
      @joe-e-geo 2 года назад +14

      ok who else got an Action Jackson as a kid for xmas cuz it was cheaper than G.I. Joe, with a generic helicopter toy that was way to big for it cuz Action Jackson was smaller than G.I. Joe?

    • @us_norseman
      @us_norseman 2 года назад +4

      That one struck my funny bone !

    • @brianstratton8767
      @brianstratton8767 2 года назад +4

      Surprised MixoBoy torched up that stogie; INdoors no less.
      Oh wait, it's a..Cigar Lounge? I'm old n slow, y'know;)

    • @slmngolf
      @slmngolf 2 года назад +7

      "That's my cursing finger" 🤣 I'm using that one

  • @henash5693
    @henash5693 2 года назад +2334

    I was a bartender for over ten years, the honest one you nailed it.

    • @leahcimolrac1477
      @leahcimolrac1477 2 года назад +65

      The demeanor is different from us East Coast people but the honest bartender crosses cultural boundaries

    • @sassyradish9177
      @sassyradish9177 2 года назад +42

      @@leahcimolrac1477 idk I'm on the east coast and that bit was like looking into a God damn mirror 😅

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 2 года назад +10

      That was my favorite bartender.

    • @jbac5767
      @jbac5767 2 года назад +31

      "Wow we're learning together" lol

    • @nopulpapple991
      @nopulpapple991 2 года назад +17

      I would watch a whole movie about that bartender. It was so perfect

  • @kbanks5754
    @kbanks5754 2 года назад +4548

    "Do we have food? Yeah. Popcorn. Extra salt, to make you thirsty.
    So you drink more.
    So tip more.
    Well, you don't tip more, but people with a soul do."
    GET 'EM, Charlie. 😆

    • @zyxwut321
      @zyxwut321 2 года назад +39

      Should've said, "Well, you don't tip more, but people with a JOB do." LOL

    • @williamstock5186
      @williamstock5186 2 года назад +4

      That one was filmed in Wolski's

    • @r.e.bieron1041
      @r.e.bieron1041 2 года назад +8

      The only food is chips/popcorn, everything smells like bleach, and there's ice in the urinal.

    • @douglasferguson5474
      @douglasferguson5474 2 года назад +1

      As a ginger I can confirm we don't tip more.

    • @kingarthur8616
      @kingarthur8616 2 года назад +6

      ah yes, playing right into the 1 percent's desire to not pay their employees a living wage. /eyeroll

  • @bettersteps
    @bettersteps 2 года назад +640

    "The trick, of course, is to shake until all the ice is melted".
    I'm a veteran bartender and that line had me howling. Good one.

    • @lnAmberClad
      @lnAmberClad Год назад +12

      I know right that's where I broke down

  • @austinmeyer2993
    @austinmeyer2993 2 года назад +1060

    "We call this a summer storm. Can you feel it in your knee?" 😂

    • @maxshultz6502
      @maxshultz6502 2 года назад +11

      Absolutely gold.

    • @crawdaddy.actual
      @crawdaddy.actual 2 года назад +12

      My right knee has this power so this fuckin killed me 💀

  • @evadedenbach1226
    @evadedenbach1226 2 года назад +1512

    The Honest Bartender is so relatable. It brings me back to my retail and food service days.

    • @TheSlayerDiary
      @TheSlayerDiary 2 года назад +66

      The honest bartender is any bartender that's worked more than a year.

    • @averyavenue
      @averyavenue 2 года назад +28

      Used to work the phones at a 24hr DTLA restaurant across from a nightclub, 2 blocks from skid row, with drunk rich USC students trying to place an order for their entire frat every night, and people who live across the street getting mad that the delivery is taking too long. The honest bartender is my entire essence....

    • @leahcimolrac1477
      @leahcimolrac1477 2 года назад +16

      @@averyavenue Worked bouncing in NYC and we had to let the neighbors into the club for free as long as they presented state/ID driver’s license cause the noise and fights were so disturbing.

    • @danielburke5087
      @danielburke5087 2 года назад +9

      @@leahcimolrac1477 oh that sounds like a trash gig on so many levels 😳

    • @moiraroseberry3593
      @moiraroseberry3593 2 года назад +2

      LA CAFE!

  • @ritasmith9553
    @ritasmith9553 2 года назад +2948

    Love it when he says to the IRS: "Tell your folks I says Hi." LOL
    Good one, Charlie! Glad you're back with the skits!!!

    • @CT1010101
      @CT1010101 2 года назад +26

      The small town bartender is the best. The best.

    • @betsybrains
      @betsybrains 2 года назад +2

      @@CT1010101 Hytner? That you? Your comment reminds me of Bania from Seinfeld. 😃

    • @rossplendent
      @rossplendent 2 года назад +3

      Tell yer uncle Sam I says hi

    • @ThePCguy17
      @ThePCguy17 2 года назад +5

      I feel like the only appropriate response is, "wait isn't that supposed to be my schtick? Oh right, I was calling the midwest. I always forget what they're like."

    • @betsybrains
      @betsybrains 2 года назад +4

      My deal was to say, "No can do. I'm a low-wage gal who withholds the maximum plus $20 per check yet Uncle Sam's hammering me for $275 more. And I've got no back taxes or anything! Hence, he and I are kinda on the outs just now."
      (We po folk pay the taxes that GE 'n' 'em are excused from payin'.) 🤔

  • @conman1495
    @conman1495 2 года назад +868

    The dedication he had to go through TSA while probably buying a ticket for a flight that he wasn't gonna get on is impressive

    • @blake1954
      @blake1954 2 года назад +147

      They had visitor badges for it, they still went through tsa of some sort tho.

    • @famousbowl9926
      @famousbowl9926 2 года назад +26

      Not really. This is his job. YT pays ALOT!

    • @hansblitz7770
      @hansblitz7770 Год назад +12

      Some airports have shopping and restaurants accessible without going through the gate, but he obviously had way more permissions than just being a customer since, well, he was behind the bar with a cameraman and everything.
      Apologies, cameraperson

  • @from_mercury_with_love
    @from_mercury_with_love 2 года назад +575

    This entire fucking skit is hilarious but “is that a federal offense?“ And “we’re learning together.“ both absolutely sent me.

  • @jlthm
    @jlthm 2 года назад +242

    Honestly, I’ve had great experiences with almost every airport bartender that I’ve interacted with. They’re so fed up with life and you’re so fed up with traveling it’s a match made in heaven.

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Год назад +156

    “You’re facing jail time pal, good luck with that. Next drink’s on the house.”
    Yeah that sure sounds like the bartender from my parent’s town alright

  • @clrobertson13
    @clrobertson13 2 года назад +816

    These characters were so different and so well-acted. Props, man!

    • @bbloomfield6497
      @bbloomfield6497 2 года назад +12

      The different bars, wardrobe and facial hair really sold it too.

  • @gracegalvan6495
    @gracegalvan6495 2 года назад +849

    As an Illinoisian, I laughed so hard at the Naperville and Malorts bits.

  • @ACasualTrevor
    @ACasualTrevor 2 года назад +610

    The small town bartender suggesting a story for the Father to tell the congregation gives me some “dad telling you what to do with your job when they know nothing about it” vibes

    • @itsmejerkface
      @itsmejerkface 2 года назад +20

      ...and being right.

    • @Voltron5000
      @Voltron5000 2 года назад +34

      Bartender knows how the community is doing/feeling and in some small towns the ones that are there Saturday night are in church the next morning

    • @problemdude390
      @problemdude390 2 года назад +7

      @@itsmejerkface I guess you missed how that ended in him getting in trouble for over fishing

    • @DugrozReports
      @DugrozReports 2 года назад +15

      "Just ask your boss for the time off. I'm sure he'll understand."
      "Well, 1st off, Dad, my boss is a lady..."
      [confused look]

    • @ACasualTrevor
      @ACasualTrevor 2 года назад +8

      @@DugrozReports you’re lucky to have a boss that goes by she. My dad spent a minute on a tangent when I corrected him about my boss preferring “they/them.”

  • @emilyrose4867
    @emilyrose4867 2 года назад +513

    I daresay you can do a part 2 to this... including the "club bartender"... cannot hear your order over the loud music, yet can communicate flawlessly with you through hand signals alone 👌👍

    • @phabiorules
      @phabiorules 2 года назад +70

      Another good one would be "the alcoholic bartender". Usually it's the owner who thought running a bar would be a good idea, but has no knowledge of how to do so.

    • @MrEgofreak
      @MrEgofreak 2 года назад +31

      @@phabiorules They have a skit for that one already. It's called "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." LOL!

    • @discman15
      @discman15 2 года назад

      And charges $80 for a beer

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 2 года назад +5

      @@phabiorules don't call me out like that.

    • @notredame9905
      @notredame9905 Год назад

      I agree..do other ones!!!

  • @generalsnarkwit3767
    @generalsnarkwit3767 2 года назад +347

    The business card. Good luck on your trip and your audit. I died laughing!!

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 2 года назад +14

      Most business men I get pay food and drinks on separate cards for this reason!

    • @TuckFEMU
      @TuckFEMU 2 года назад +2

      I'm also your garbageman.

  • @leprechaunluck24
    @leprechaunluck24 2 года назад +186

    Bartender for over 10 years. Honest and small mix. This skit is SOLID lol 😂

    • @CleoHarperReturns
      @CleoHarperReturns 4 месяца назад +1

      I served 20. Which is 10 years longer than anyone ever should. I claim full responsibility for my PTSD.

  • @tadiniteriad8093
    @tadiniteriad8093 2 года назад +84

    "It's like a cavity search in a pint glass" has to be my favourite one. The humour combo is on point.

  • @TheOReport1994
    @TheOReport1994 Год назад +6

    I love the honest bartender - anyone who has ever worked retail can relate to this guy - he has the attitude we wish we all could set free.

  • @Lau_wings
    @Lau_wings Год назад +27

    I remember growing up in a small town, the small town bartender was on point.
    To put it this way, half of the regulars had a key to the bar so they could open up if the owner/only bartender was running late and when he went out for a smoko break you were allowed to pour your own beer, open the register and take your change.
    I honestly dont remember there ever being an issue with anyone stealing from the bar and the only fights were usually between brothers/family members.

  • @aposematica_art
    @aposematica_art 9 месяцев назад +34

    4:46 a large sketchy tip is always appreciated 😆

  • @shredhead21
    @shredhead21 2 года назад +65

    “Good luck on your trip… and your audit”. I almost spit out coffee

  • @jonathanw1019
    @jonathanw1019 2 года назад +151

    Fun! I bartended at a small, family owned, semi-classy sports bar restaurant located right next to a mall, a light rail station, a few hotels, had tons of local regulars and we served over 50 different martinis. I feel like I know all four of these roles intimately.

  • @MoonLasagna
    @MoonLasagna 2 года назад +124

    When I was a small town "mixologist" in the Midwest, I hated when people called me that. Everyone knew I was pretentious, I just didn't want to advertise it!

  • @bekkifromwisconsin
    @bekkifromwisconsin 2 года назад +30

    I was a wedding bartender for 12 years. Same game but different players every weekend. 90% of the time it was same staff, food, songs, speeches, family dynamics & cleanup. I lived for that 10% that were unique.

    • @Chahlie
      @Chahlie 2 года назад +5

      I'm a catering server, so same thing, at least one wedding every weekend. What kills me is when the MC reminds people to 'tip the bartender', as us servers wonder where we went wrong.... :)

  • @Bettinasisrg
    @Bettinasisrg 2 года назад +86

    As someone who has worked in the restaurant/bar business for over 20 years this had me in stitches!!! Wonderful

  • @izzybeth
    @izzybeth 2 года назад +161

    I admire the mixologist's ability to fleece those with too much money, but it also means that no one in Madison who's normal can go to a frickin bar

  • @scoundrel1680
    @scoundrel1680 2 года назад +56

    I demand a series of the old town bartender.
    Im in my car on break at work and I just laughed so hard I smacked my head on the horn and made my supervisor drop his family sized bag of doritos on the other side of the lot.

  • @janareeves7482
    @janareeves7482 2 года назад +121

    As an Illinoisan who once taught in a school right on the Wisconsin line, now transplanted in the south, I experience serious nostalgia/homesickness when I watch your videos. My mother used to buy those wildlife scene sweatshirts for my husband for Christmas every year and he loved them!

    • @tallspicy
      @tallspicy 2 года назад +5

      Are you from naperville 😊😂?

    • @christinacox1756
      @christinacox1756 2 года назад

      Ahh the FIBs😋

    • @janareeves7482
      @janareeves7482 2 года назад

      @@christinacox1756 😆I won't take offense to that, because I grew up downstate. I think that makes me exempt.🙂

    • @thecocktailian2091
      @thecocktailian2091 2 года назад +1

      You can get your Malort in New Orleans, probably the only other place that will have it outside the Illinois area.

  • @cameronschmit6472
    @cameronschmit6472 2 года назад +131

    Lol the airport one. I am also from Wisconsin and I was verbally accosted by a grumpy bouncer at a TGI Fridays at the Dallas airport for trying to get a beer on Sunday. He said, “You must not be from around here”, and I said “uhhh it’s an airport? I can see that you ARE from around here”

    • @brianstratton8767
      @brianstratton8767 2 года назад +6

      Huh..was it before noon or is Texas* all dry on Sun..& were you eating there or just wantin' some suds?
      * never been, no hurry:/
      I'm from Buffalo, NY area; stores couldn't sell beer till noon Sun, but some Erie Co bars were open till 4am..

    • @cameronschmit6472
      @cameronschmit6472 2 года назад +10

      @@brianstratton8767 yeah I think it was before noon on Sunday. The shocking part was that he seemed pretty offended that I would make such a faux pas

    • @derekralston5967
      @derekralston5967 2 года назад

      @@cameronschmit6472 he was judging you for being thirsty before noon on Sunday. You heathen

    • @shelpippg2202
      @shelpippg2202 2 года назад +2

      As a Wisconsinite living outside Dallas these days, I can confirm that the law changed a year or two ago and now you can buy beer at 10 AM instead of noon on Sundays.
      I really miss Wisconsin.

    • @cameronschmit6472
      @cameronschmit6472 2 года назад +2

      @@shelpippg2202 haha fuck yeah! You’ve been doin your job down there then! We miss you too!

  • @RedClover1987
    @RedClover1987 Год назад +7

    “Malort the drink that kicks your tongue in the balls” was an advertising slogan in the 20 teens.

  • @namastewoke5197
    @namastewoke5197 2 года назад +74

    Gotta say I love the cross between an honest bartender and an airport bartender.....get that honesty in pre and post "vacation"/ family trip.....may life be always filled with soul crushing honesty no matter where one goes....

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 2 года назад +2

      Soul crushing honesty is the best policy!

  • @gabedattilo3951
    @gabedattilo3951 2 года назад +26

    As a guy from Illinois any and all bashes towards Naperville are not only welcomed but deserved.

  • @rachelkay9647
    @rachelkay9647 2 года назад +57

    “You want some action, wave an Andrew Jackson”
    Lmaoooo😂😂

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 2 года назад

      Wait what does that mean

    • @lorimav
      @lorimav 4 месяца назад

      ​@@notoriousgoblin83 In the US a $20 bill has President Andrew Jackson on it. Action and Jackson rhyme. If he sees a twenty bill instead of a one dollar bill that will catch his attention.

  • @taylery8134
    @taylery8134 2 года назад +27

    “I tried doing that, the DNR came to my freezer. I says it’s a miracle! They took my boat away.” Fucking dead 🤣🤣

  • @Bald_Monkey
    @Bald_Monkey 2 года назад +60

    That spirit airline joke is hysterical

    • @beezle_dubz
      @beezle_dubz 2 года назад +4

      Painfully accurate lol

  • @phewgangslomo2478
    @phewgangslomo2478 2 года назад +20

    Everytime I go to the bar I ask for A BEER 🍺 and I literally mean a beer, any kind, doesn’t matter. When he said “be specific” I’m like that must be what they think 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathannowatzke6015
    @nathannowatzke6015 Год назад +6

    The Malort shot is a family tradition now. The one at my wedding went down smooth. Might've had something to do with the two or three old fashioneds before, but I'll just attribute it to manly toughness.
    The honest bartender is so freaking accurate except for the foam. Snap those fingers again and I'll break 'em for you there buddy. Also no, I can't break your hundred. Loved it Charlie!

  • @richardorta8960
    @richardorta8960 2 года назад +51

    Now he needs to follow up with the biker bar, the guy at the discotec/nightclub

  • @victorunger
    @victorunger 2 года назад +105

    It doesn’t matter if you start bartending in your small town, move to the city and work at the airport, and move into mixology, we all end up the honest bartender eventually.

    • @mikewalorczyk
      @mikewalorczyk 2 года назад +1

      Nah. Some will still not be able to get their heads out of their bum holes. Knowledge is power. That's obvious. But that new wave of "mixologists" is just a pure head ache.

    • @lnAmberClad
      @lnAmberClad Год назад

      Amen

    • @lnAmberClad
      @lnAmberClad Год назад +3

      @@mikewalorczyk yeah but new wave mixologists aren't even bartenders if you ask me. They don't understand the basics half the time. They think bartending is all about the drinks and forget about service and other basic principals

    • @mikewalorczyk
      @mikewalorczyk Год назад

      @@lnAmberClad yeah Man. What I meant was, that bertending is more than drinks. It's all about interaction with your guests, skill and knowledge. Knowledge is power, but without banter, and social skills you're not a Bartender or even mixologist, You're a pretentious twat.

    • @victorunger
      @victorunger Год назад

      @@lnAmberClad had a manager try to tell me a gimlet was served on the rocks in a pint glass and tipped with soda. When I told them that wasn’t even a variation, just a straight up a different drink, pretty much a collins. But no, I was told to get with the program and we do fun variations…. They also muddled fruit into their old fashioned, shook them, and then served them full of ice to the rim. Told that was a specialty of ours too. Was considered insubordinate if I made a guest a proper old fashioned built in glass or dared served the gimlet neat and up. Eventually we had a staff meeting where I got yelled at for moping the floor at night after my shift, because it was the morning checklist. No one got yelled at for not doing it, just me for doing it. Also got ripped a new one for never doing roll ups, when I worked solo at night, but again morning duties. The day after the meeting we didn’t even have any napkins in house, so everyone that told me how important napkins were, had to look me in the eye the next morning and tell me they didn’t order any. Maybe I’m hard to work with, or maybe I just want the basics to be right.

  • @cd14h85
    @cd14h85 2 года назад +15

    I don’t know why but the delivery on “they took my boat away” gets me every time😂

  • @finickybits8055
    @finickybits8055 2 года назад +17

    I’ve literally BEEN the small town bartender, lol!
    Dice cup and all, rolling for shots, hah!
    No one drinks like Wisconsinites!

  • @jonc.swansonakatioloco43
    @jonc.swansonakatioloco43 2 года назад +20

    I love the line “What, are you from Naperville?” I grew up a few towns east of there. Love your videos Charlie.

  • @riffomancer7462
    @riffomancer7462 2 года назад +26

    I lost it at Jaeger Bunnies lmao

  • @shanethrelfall416
    @shanethrelfall416 2 года назад +20

    Catches 5 fishes and feeds 5,000 people
    That ain’t a miracle that’s called tapas

  • @Ironknuckle100
    @Ironknuckle100 6 месяцев назад +2

    A beer? It’s 6:00am. You’re a little late, let’s getcha goin’.

  • @thefineartdiner6945
    @thefineartdiner6945 2 года назад +95

    Charlie, you're so wonderful! You have no idea how much you cheer up my day with your talent! Thank you so much for all the hard work, time and talent you put into making these videos, your humor is so deeply appreciated! God bless you and all those you love!

  • @bettersteps
    @bettersteps Год назад

    00:13 "This appears a portrait of my great, great grandfather taken shortly after his first shot of Malort. That'll put you to sleep".
    I'm a veteran bartender from Illinois and that line had me howling. Good one.

  • @internalorgancritic2862
    @internalorgancritic2862 Год назад +11

    DNR bit was hilarious. I grew up in a very rural middle-of-nowhere town and there was bitter, hateful rivalry between every hunter/fisherman and the local DNR agents and game wardens.

  • @MrLngboarder75
    @MrLngboarder75 2 года назад +28

    As a prior naperville alum of 20 years that joke was spot on 😂👌

  • @DK-nv9zu
    @DK-nv9zu 2 года назад +20

    This is hysterical. The different bar sets were great too

  • @tracyhartmann9922
    @tracyhartmann9922 2 года назад +41

    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. You're a comedic genius.

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck 2 года назад +8

    I’ve met all of these dudes. Crazy how Charlie was able to make it feel like these were 4 different people. Amazing!

  • @sprenky72
    @sprenky72 2 года назад +15

    A whole series on the small town bartender would be gold

  • @ryankelley5160
    @ryankelley5160 Год назад +6

    "They took my boat away." That line was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.

  • @user-mq1up2fw4r
    @user-mq1up2fw4r Год назад +1

    That first bartender is literally every bartender north of Milwaukee county

  • @aff77141
    @aff77141 2 года назад +14

    The pain of how accurate these are. Especially how much I wish I could be the honest bartender 😂

  • @karenlarsen8980
    @karenlarsen8980 2 года назад +17

    The Small Town Bartender…. Too real, brings me back to my childhood.

  • @hylatniko
    @hylatniko 2 года назад +12

    “Want some action wave an Andrew Jackson” Charlie Berans. Best quote ever

  • @mikkellund1876
    @mikkellund1876 2 года назад +35

    I could see a 15 minute version off the small town

    • @comealongcomealong4480
      @comealongcomealong4480 2 года назад +3

      @Mikkel Lund Kind of like an updated, Midwestern 'Cheers'.🍻 I'd watch that.

  • @missheather3313
    @missheather3313 2 года назад +24

    This is so Spot on! Proud to say that I'm The Honest Bartender going on 15 years now! #Wisconsin

  • @mcjim256
    @mcjim256 2 года назад +8

    “I think the DRN on the Sea of Galilee had some questions” 🎣 Hahaha love it 🤣

  • @aposematica_art
    @aposematica_art 9 месяцев назад +3

    2:55 smiling thru the threat like a pro

  • @magerjeiter2076
    @magerjeiter2076 4 месяца назад +3

    0:49 all local bars in Northern TN 😂 emphasis on “I swear a little.”

  • @guisseppistrombopolis9082
    @guisseppistrombopolis9082 2 года назад +13

    I’m a small town bartender and this is very accurate

  • @tomikorkeamaki36
    @tomikorkeamaki36 2 года назад +9

    "Too much foam? How about now.."😂😂😂

  • @Джонатан-р8д
    @Джонатан-р8д 2 года назад +5

    "You want a beer? It's 6am!
    You're a little late.
    Let's get you started."

  • @echogamer1692
    @echogamer1692 2 года назад +4

    “Are you from Naperville?” I’ve never felt so called out, represented, and yet disappointed because he so close, in my life.

  • @Jherick5954
    @Jherick5954 2 года назад +8

    Honestly that first bar sounds like a fun place to work 😆😆 dude's hilarious.

  • @ajh2295
    @ajh2295 6 месяцев назад +1

    I KNOW THIS GUY - ALL FOUR OF THEM!
    Ridiculously accurate character study; savage delivery. I'm suscribed.

  • @dakotalewis4012
    @dakotalewis4012 2 года назад +3

    "Well you don't tip more but people with a soul do" 🤣💀💀

  • @munkee59
    @munkee59 2 года назад +9

    Dude, you are brilliant. Absolutely never get tired of the Mid-West thing.

  • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
    @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 2 года назад +5

    3:52 "Seeaaow, bonejurr, seeyouplay, hohlah" 😂❤😂

  • @nmfirelover
    @nmfirelover 2 года назад +11

    Ok....we need some bloopers on this one 😂😂😂

  • @veegames3364
    @veegames3364 2 года назад +8

    I was definitely a number 3. Brutal honesty got me more respect as a bartender. It got me into more fights, but it got me more respect too. 🍻👊

  • @jennycomelately
    @jennycomelately Год назад +1

    My favorite is the bartender at an Irish bar. I love those guys we can not talk for hours ….

  • @TheMilkmaidFarm
    @TheMilkmaidFarm 2 года назад +13

    Lol, my bartender would say to me, “hey, are you picking up the brewers grain this week for your cows?”

  • @peaceout6285
    @peaceout6285 Год назад +1

    OMG. Is that Wolski's? Brings back many fond memories for this 63 year old. We got your money, now piss off! 😂😂😂

  • @STUEpendouse
    @STUEpendouse 2 года назад +3

    Your latest bellied up podcast that you talked to the kid in high school, seriously was amazing. You guys really did something good by showing him love and support. With all the crap that goes on with kids, you very well might of saved his life. Really appreciate you guys! God bless and watch out for deer.

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 2 года назад +1

    “Spirit? Let’s make that a triple, you’ll need it”
    I’ve found this to be sound advice

  • @ShalimarX32
    @ShalimarX32 2 года назад +8

    Mix of small town and honest.... so bloody true.

    • @kath5201
      @kath5201 2 года назад +1

      Yeah thats our Bartender at the V-Twin. Except for the beer foam thing.....

  • @Calebs_Aviation
    @Calebs_Aviation Год назад

    “Hmm. 50% tip a business card! Thanks good luck on your trip & your next audit!” 😂 😂

  • @royce6485
    @royce6485 2 года назад +7

    The DNR comes to me freezer and I says “its a miracle!”

  • @Tk52781
    @Tk52781 Год назад +2

    It took me a minute to realize that his sweater wasn’t dirty 😅

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 2 года назад +13

    I got my bartending license a few month ago. I can't even imagine what kind of bartender I'll become in the future.

    • @lowkeylunatic
      @lowkeylunatic 2 года назад +11

      Aim for the honest one...and say everything with a smile. Can't go wrong.

    • @AStrangeWindmill
      @AStrangeWindmill 2 года назад +2

      3. Everyone becomes 3 eventually.

    • @ShalimarX32
      @ShalimarX32 2 года назад

      Yup agree, being the honest bartender never goes wrong. Unless you get some drunk jo that can't take a bit of honest sass.

  • @Hydro_9293
    @Hydro_9293 Год назад +1

    “It’s French for I make the best fucking drinks on the planet”

  • @WAGinWNY
    @WAGinWNY 2 года назад +4

    The suspenders coming off when he bent forward.

  • @dscoheadrinnai
    @dscoheadrinnai Год назад

    “Light me up, Scotty” goes incomprehensibly hard

  • @aliciab6193
    @aliciab6193 2 года назад +8

    I'm a bartender and this really put some things in perspective for me 😂

  • @Sycatrax
    @Sycatrax Год назад +2

    I could literally sit and listen to the Small Town Bartender for three straight hours

  • @funkyfrogsicle
    @funkyfrogsicle 2 года назад +3

    The lead bartender at my old kitchen job was JUST like the honest bartender character. He was great.

  • @rickabrams3422
    @rickabrams3422 2 года назад +1

    4:00 that has to be the funniest thing i've heard all year: "yager bunny". thank you so much

  • @ellenjonasson94
    @ellenjonasson94 2 года назад +3

    "are you from Naperville?" 🤣🤣 I'm dying.

  • @maxwellblakely7952
    @maxwellblakely7952 Год назад

    Love the honest bartender so much!

  • @kenziehill9376
    @kenziehill9376 2 года назад +4

    I'd love to see the Honest Bartender a lot more, love that guy ♥️

  • @shahaid8883
    @shahaid8883 Год назад +1

    I like how no one’s noticed that the fancy mixologist is actually wearing sweatpants lol

  • @susanbell2800
    @susanbell2800 2 года назад +33

    So much in this one I'll have to watch it a few times to make sure I didn't miss a joke!!😂😁

  • @snipermnky8864
    @snipermnky8864 Год назад

    “No take your time, i got nothin better to do” 😂