@@julieneff9408 Our gym teacher was also the principal one year.🙄He loved swinging that paddle. It was an inch thick with holes drilled through like swiss cheese. I was the only girl to be paddled by him -- and the only kid who didn't cry.💪Ah, the nineties.
About half way thorugh and I suddenly remembered how much I hated high school. People trying to be cool is so unbelivably cringy you have to just sit that out.
My grandmother did the books for a doctor's office. Every year I had a doctor's note excusing me from gym due to "cramps." I still had to show up in case there was ever a sex ed class. I only remember one.
I'm sensing a new Charlie Berens character in 'Evangeline, the high school art teacher'. There's a whole backstory there I wanna hear. Her Parent-Teacher meetings for a start 😉
Respect to the pink sawdust that never even made it on camera but was used to clean up the vomit after little jimmy fell from the top of the climbing rope.
@@teddieElaine1446 my son is 14 and some of his friends dad's are like that. The other Dad's and I make fun of them and bully them publicly. Can't watch a grown man try and stay with the times. The one Dad said cap and fire in the same sentence and most of us laughed at him.
I am from the Midwest myself Minnesota I would like to thank you for brightening up my day with your comedy. If your comedy gets bad, that will be when the Vikings win the Super Bowl.
The substitute can be all 4, depending: -How long they've been at it, -Whether they're substituting for several days or even a month or two. -Who they're substituting for, what campus/year/grade & what subject. -And their own personality, adaptability, private life and what kind of night they had prior to coming in that morning. In some of these cases, that's just inherently cool, no matter how gregarious they may be. In those cases, students who get that genuine nature willl: -Quietly acknowledge it & move on. -Save this information to try to ingratiate themselves i.e. "sucking up". -Act out in some way to distract them from teaching & get under they're skin, further rattling their nerves. -Depending on that morning & circumstances, be any or all three, especially if that some substitute has to cover multiple classes for several teachers on the same day with some of the same students. Eh, it's complicated.
Brought back memories of my high school gym teachers, who coincidently also taught drivers ed and health classes. The school got their moneys worth out of them!
The art teacher was too accurate for me. I had one in high school like that and she was insane. Her daughter once jumped out of a moving car, so I think it was something genetic.
I grew up in NW Indiana and when I was in middle school my uncle Frank was my Gym teacher. For some odd reasons the school allowed him to have his pocket knife and his Leather man with him. Aways had it with him with them 90s baseball coach short shorts and his Leather man and his knife on him. Let’s just say when Christmas came around he was aways there to cut open the packages and snip the wires. Probably my favorite uncle.
We were laughing at the gym teacher majors in college, and they looked at us going “we do all our courses outside and learn about how to have fun. What do YOU do?! Math?”
"The one who hates kids" had a few of them in my school growing up. Openly made fun of students and never got in trouble. I had a teacher tell me I would never amount to anything and she openly made fun of me and got the other students to join in. She sent me to make copies and when I came back she got he class to hid my desk, books, chair, pencils, and notes in different parts of the class and she and the class laughed as I had to find them. "Not my problem" teacher. The one who does not want to get involved in anything. Openly see a kid get bully, the teacher quickly turns and nearly bolts down the hallway because they don't want to deal with it. A teen tells another teen if they went missing no one would miss them that teacher quickly tries to look away and act like they heard nothing. "Group Project teacher" the teacher that makes everything a group project so the grading is easier and the failing students work with the A+ kids so the failing kids pass.
0:01 NO. god please no. This is literally how my old track coach looked in 1993. He was legally blind, but somehow had thick ass glasses so he could see a little. That bastard ruined my senior year. And ironically this voice sounds just like that track coach….god I hate PTSD.
After a while, i just stopped bringing my gym clothes home to wash them. So i had a shirt all the way from 7th grade to senior year that i stopped washing by the start of my 8th grade year. By the time i got done, there was a layer of deodorant on the pits. Yeah, i just threw them all away at the end. I didn't need them anyways they were crappy
You forgot the most iconic teacher in my schools. The whatever history you must learn this year teacher/sports coach. They all taught the same way and somehow incorporated sports analogies into government/history
Im so glad you said bubbler, Charlie. Everyone i know out here in Washington says to me: bubbler? WTF is a bubbler???? Oh crap, gotta explain it again. Something from AMERICAS DAIRYLAND WE NEVER GO WITHOUT😂🎉🎉 BUBBLER!!! YES!!!!
I was once the only kid in an art class, first period( morning schedule ). between the new age personality of the teacher and the bros thinking I was plowing with her, it was a wild time. So accurate, yes.👏
My Gym teacher in the late eighties was a Cincinnati Bengals fan in southern Ohio. Every time my Cleveland Browns beat their ass, he would get so fn pissed at me. All of the " Who Dey" teachers hated me due being a Browns fan. I hated High school thanks teachers.
I just noticed the groot planter behind the art teacher during their monologue on Michelangelo. I have that planter It comes in a pack of four different ones I wonder where the tests are
I think I'm going to develop a limp and talk with a stutter now way too many memories dodgeball😮😂!!! And I definitely don't remember talking about syphilis in gym class😂😂😂
Is the "cool" teacher music just lifted straight from @SpiritOfTheLaw youtube channel? You know, that AoE youtuber who composed and performed his own music for his channel?
Years ago the gym was separated by a large curtain. Boys on one side girls on the other. I still remember the day the cruel a-holes grabbed the “weird” guy and yanked his short and underware down and pushed him through the curtain. That image will live on forever.
The Pacer test recording brought back so many terrible memories
sorry for the trauma
ninty-eight, (ding) ... ninty-nine, (ding) ... one hundred, (ding) "does anyone still hear the..." (thud) as my head hits the rubber gym floor.
Is it just me, or does the pacer test sound-track actually sound kind of nice?
I loved the pacer test, but I also was good at it 😁
@@CharlieBerens Yeah no your not
The janitor deserves a raise.
it's a thankless job
@@CharlieBerens If only that gym teacher could be as unbothered as the custodian. 😁
@@julieneff9408 Our gym teacher was also the principal one year.🙄He loved swinging that paddle. It was an inch thick with holes drilled through like swiss cheese. I was the only girl to be paddled by him -- and the only kid who didn't cry.💪Ah, the nineties.
The pink sawdust deserves a raise!
the gym teacher thinking he's the main character is so real
i fw ur pfp heavy
the substitute teacher part was crazy good well done
"I'm not... seriously here..."
About half way thorugh and I suddenly remembered how much I hated high school. People trying to be cool is so unbelivably cringy you have to just sit that out.
...but at least you graduate after a few years. Then you're stuck dealing with people like that for decades afterwards 😂
fr. they’re the worst people in all of high school
I had a chemistry teacher who was drunk every afternoon. He didn't care what we thought of him,. I should sue for back education.
They don't just go away, they go directly to mid-management
I forgot my gym clothes at home once. That was, 8th grade, 40 years ago...and yet, I will never forget that experience, ever...
"and yet, I will forget that experience, ever..."
Bet you forgot it already, eh?
@@sshhackerwhat?
I was the kid who always wore jeans. They made us walk the bleachers. Man I hated p.e. as a middle schooler. Lol
@@sshhackerI can see the joke you were going for but your execution of it was off lol
My grandmother did the books for a doctor's office. Every year I had a doctor's note excusing me from gym due to "cramps." I still had to show up in case there was ever a sex ed class. I only remember one.
I'm sensing a new Charlie Berens character in 'Evangeline, the high school art teacher'. There's a whole backstory there I wanna hear. Her Parent-Teacher meetings for a start 😉
Respect to the custodian in this video. We stay strong.
Respect to the pink sawdust that never even made it on camera but was used to clean up the vomit after little jimmy fell from the top of the climbing rope.
Remember the 5 D’s of dodgeball now.
Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge
“He went the way he would have wanted”
Omg yes! 🙌
Ah this brings back elementary, and high school memories.
did we miss any teachers?
@@CharlieBerens the pervert
@@CharlieBerens the elementary school math teacher that has a specific way of doing things but no one gets why, and everyone thinks he’s weird for it.
The elementary music teacher!
@@CharlieBerens With every single pencil dart we could muster. She was too fast for us.
I just started substitute teaching, and I’ve quickly learned that the Substitute isn’t too far from the truth. 🤣
"ROBOT PECKER" LMAO
0:12 OMG THAT IS SO NOSTALGIC
3:40 Haha! That art teacher is funny!
My brothers' classes smoked 🥬 with the art teacher in the back of the classroom. But she was broken by the time I came around.
Ahh, the twist being the sub teacher is actually the cool teacher. 😎
Loved the target commercial charlie! I wish the best for your channel, and your stand up!
I love this guy his videos are so funny
cripes I'm cryin
I watched Saved by the Bell, lol.
thank god
I still have nightmares in my 30’s where I am back and high school and forgot my gym clothes.
Oh my god the “cool” teacher is almost exactly like my dad and I’m screaming it’s so cringe.
Tell your Dad to knock it off 😂. It's embarrassing
@@halfassranch8363 god I wish he would listen if I told him
@@teddieElaine1446 my son is 14 and some of his friends dad's are like that. The other Dad's and I make fun of them and bully them publicly. Can't watch a grown man try and stay with the times. The one Dad said cap and fire in the same sentence and most of us laughed at him.
@@halfassranch8363 as you should, these dads are cringe as hell and truly you’re doing them a favor if they’re willing to listen
oh my gosh the gym teacher is so accurate
foreskin inspection day
The second one is giving me vibes of my 11th grade history teacher for a minute😂
".....
like my Sharpies..." 😆😆😆😆😆😆
👃🏻
I can't tell if I've seen this video before, or if I've had Charlie as a substitute teacher
My gym teacher called it bombardment... he was a weirdo.
They have to cause school districts ban dodgeball
Around here it wasn't just "bombardment", it was "bombard-a-ment."
I don't know where the extra syllable came from, but everyone said it like that.
We always called it Killer Ball.
@wildgoose1223 not in the early 90s my guy.
@@Puddlethumper nah this guy’s 12
It’s always the English teacher that wants to be cool and most are not
I am from the Midwest myself Minnesota I would like to thank you for brightening up my day with your comedy. If your comedy gets bad, that will be when the Vikings win the Super Bowl.
Those mats never helped
they did enough
Charlie, you rock 😂😂
It's funny... I DO remember watching _Saved by the Bell_
...and every time I saw an episode, I wanted to take a long walk off a short pier!! 😂😂
Huge fan Charlie! Keep up the great content! Seen your stand up a few time always a pleasure! Watch out for deer!
The substitute can be all 4, depending:
-How long they've been at it,
-Whether they're substituting for several days or even a month or two.
-Who they're substituting for, what campus/year/grade & what subject.
-And their own personality, adaptability, private life and what kind of night they had prior to coming in that morning.
In some of these cases, that's just inherently cool, no matter how gregarious they may be. In those cases, students who get that genuine nature willl:
-Quietly acknowledge it & move on.
-Save this information to try to ingratiate themselves i.e. "sucking up".
-Act out in some way to distract them from teaching & get under they're skin, further rattling their nerves.
-Depending on that morning & circumstances, be any or all three, especially if that some substitute has to cover multiple classes for several teachers on the same day with some of the same students.
Eh, it's complicated.
I came to comment. Did I just see you and your crew on an actual target commercial during MNF?!
you have the best assistant
Brought back memories of my high school gym teachers, who coincidently also taught drivers ed and health classes. The school got their moneys worth out of them!
the art teacher sounds just like my actual art teacher
The Gym teacher is not an overweight creep who roams into the Girls locker room too many times "On accident". Totaly innacurate smh :P
The cool teacher 😂
4:01 I see a Herley
I had a teacher who would put his leg on the desk like the lit teacher. Some things you can never unsee.
This isn't an accurate Gym teacher, he isn't morbidly obese.
I never had a over weight gym teacher 😂 were you going to school?🤣🤣🤣 Usually they coach one the sports as well.
✨✨Public School✨✨
So relatable all of them
I like the 2nd teacher, "I'm not going to do that to myself, but thanks for the suggestion " had me laughing.😂😅😊❤
The art teacher was too accurate for me. I had one in high school like that and she was insane. Her daughter once jumped out of a moving car, so I think it was something genetic.
As a PE teacher, I approve of this message. I lost it when you played the PACER test, lol
I grew up in NW Indiana and when I was in middle school my uncle Frank was my Gym teacher. For some odd reasons the school allowed him to have his pocket knife and his Leather man with him. Aways had it with him with them 90s baseball coach short shorts and his Leather man and his knife on him.
Let’s just say when Christmas came around he was aways there to cut open the packages and snip the wires.
Probably my favorite uncle.
We can’t drop a f bomb 😂
This is why everyone’s favorite teacher is the art teacher
I think I'm seeing you on the Target commercial?
bahaha you killed me. you brought me back 25 yrs back lol
Love the sub teacher!
We were laughing at the gym teacher majors in college, and they looked at us going “we do all our courses outside and learn about how to have fun. What do YOU do?! Math?”
"The one who hates kids" had a few of them in my school growing up. Openly made fun of students and never got in trouble. I had a teacher tell me I would never amount to anything and she openly made fun of me and got the other students to join in. She sent me to make copies and when I came back she got he class to hid my desk, books, chair, pencils, and notes in different parts of the class and she and the class laughed as I had to find them.
"Not my problem" teacher. The one who does not want to get involved in anything. Openly see a kid get bully, the teacher quickly turns and nearly bolts down the hallway because they don't want to deal with it. A teen tells another teen if they went missing no one would miss them that teacher quickly tries to look away and act like they heard nothing.
"Group Project teacher" the teacher that makes everything a group project so the grading is easier and the failing students work with the A+ kids so the failing kids pass.
0:01 NO. god please no. This is literally how my old track coach looked in 1993. He was legally blind, but somehow had thick ass glasses so he could see a little. That bastard ruined my senior year. And ironically this voice sounds just like that track coach….god I hate PTSD.
I don’t think I really had a “cool” teacher.
I did. Eighth grade algebra
After a while, i just stopped bringing my gym clothes home to wash them. So i had a shirt all the way from 7th grade to senior year that i stopped washing by the start of my 8th grade year. By the time i got done, there was a layer of deodorant on the pits. Yeah, i just threw them all away at the end. I didn't need them anyways they were crappy
The last teacher reminds me of a few substitute teachers I had in high school. 😅
You forgot the most iconic teacher in my schools. The whatever history you must learn this year teacher/sports coach. They all taught the same way and somehow incorporated sports analogies into government/history
They should promote the substitute to superintendent.
Bruv that’s my 3D modeling class
Okay that's a sweet, uhhhhh... vase, though.
the gym teacher looks like jeffry damer
Absolutley NO ghosting!
Im so glad you said bubbler, Charlie.
Everyone i know out here in Washington says to me: bubbler?
WTF is a bubbler????
Oh crap, gotta explain it again. Something from AMERICAS DAIRYLAND WE NEVER GO WITHOUT😂🎉🎉
BUBBLER!!! YES!!!!
3:39 it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
Congrats on the Target commercial! I just saw your Target husband's video and then saw you guys on TV watching the Chief's game!
O:12 was the worst
Lucky me-- --i had all four of those teachers.....lol
So great
Oh no 😂 I have that exact cardigan, same color as the art teacher and I paint. Lol
Amazing acting.
Derek stole every single scene he was in.
All so true...😂
1:03
This was literally my gym class. And I got a concussion too.
I was once the only kid in an art class, first period( morning schedule ). between the new age personality of the teacher and the bros thinking I was plowing with her, it was a wild time. So accurate, yes.👏
True
Evangeline has a nice Reflex save hahahah.
bro the cool teacher is literally my english teacher
My Gym teacher in the late eighties was a Cincinnati Bengals fan in southern Ohio. Every time my Cleveland Browns beat their ass, he would get so fn pissed at me. All of the " Who Dey" teachers hated me due being a Browns fan. I hated High school thanks teachers.
'This is water. it's for losers' 😂
For some reason my art teacher thought she was Bob Ross
"...and turn to page IDGAF". so true, I feel the same way
I just noticed the groot planter behind the art teacher during their monologue on Michelangelo.
I have that planter
It comes in a pack of four different ones
I wonder where the tests are
Charlie the Royals made the post season 💙 💙 💙 💙 ⚾
"I like my sharpies like I like my coffee: Black." I'd like to put that on a T-Shirt but I also like colorful Sharpies.
Am I going crazy or did I just see Charlie in a Target commercial? 😂
You need to do an ELA teacher next
That "cool" teacher would last about a day with your typical high school class 😂
I think I'm going to develop a limp and talk with a stutter now way too many memories dodgeball😮😂!!! And I definitely don't remember talking about syphilis in gym class😂😂😂
I almost couldnt make it through the cool teacher
Is the "cool" teacher music just lifted straight from @SpiritOfTheLaw youtube channel? You know, that AoE youtuber who composed and performed his own music for his channel?
In my school, it was the "cool" teacher who got caught sleeping with a student.
Years ago the gym was separated by a large curtain. Boys on one side girls on the other. I still remember the day the cruel a-holes grabbed the “weird” guy and yanked his short and underware down and pushed him through the curtain. That image will live on forever.
Graduation 82 just like coaches I knew also teachers 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Considering there’s super gonorrhea out there now, I’d say syphilitics are the lucky ones.
Naw, same for syphilis 😢
@@Rkbmomma Syphilis still responds to penicillin, last I heard.
The gym teacheer had waaaayyy too much hair. They either sport a military cut or they are bald, especially the woman gym teachers.
im down for some 1v1 dodgeball. ill catch the ball and then tell the gym teacher he's out and needs to go sit on the bench.
Charlieee 😃
The substitute teacher needs to get real