@@julieneff9408 Our gym teacher was also the principal one year.🙄He loved swinging that paddle. It was an inch thick with holes drilled through like swiss cheese. I was the only girl to be paddled by him -- and the only kid who didn't cry.💪Ah, the nineties.
About half way thorugh and I suddenly remembered how much I hated high school. People trying to be cool is so unbelivably cringy you have to just sit that out.
I'm sensing a new Charlie Berens character in 'Evangeline, the high school art teacher'. There's a whole backstory there I wanna hear. Her Parent-Teacher meetings for a start 😉
My grandmother did the books for a doctor's office. Every year I had a doctor's note excusing me from gym due to "cramps." I still had to show up in case there was ever a sex ed class. I only remember one.
@@teddieElaine1446 my son is 14 and some of his friends dad's are like that. The other Dad's and I make fun of them and bully them publicly. Can't watch a grown man try and stay with the times. The one Dad said cap and fire in the same sentence and most of us laughed at him.
I am from the Midwest myself Minnesota I would like to thank you for brightening up my day with your comedy. If your comedy gets bad, that will be when the Vikings win the Super Bowl.
The substitute can be all 4, depending: -How long they've been at it, -Whether they're substituting for several days or even a month or two. -Who they're substituting for, what campus/year/grade & what subject. -And their own personality, adaptability, private life and what kind of night they had prior to coming in that morning. In some of these cases, that's just inherently cool, no matter how gregarious they may be. In those cases, students who get that genuine nature willl: -Quietly acknowledge it & move on. -Save this information to try to ingratiate themselves i.e. "sucking up". -Act out in some way to distract them from teaching & get under they're skin, further rattling their nerves. -Depending on that morning & circumstances, be any or all three, especially if that some substitute has to cover multiple classes for several teachers on the same day with some of the same students. Eh, it's complicated.
We were laughing at the gym teacher majors in college, and they looked at us going “we do all our courses outside and learn about how to have fun. What do YOU do?! Math?”
0:01 NO. god please no. This is literally how my old track coach looked in 1993. He was legally blind, but somehow had thick ass glasses so he could see a little. That bastard ruined my senior year. And ironically this voice sounds just like that track coach….god I hate PTSD.
The art teacher was too accurate for me. I had one in high school like that and she was insane. Her daughter once jumped out of a moving car, so I think it was something genetic.
After a while, i just stopped bringing my gym clothes home to wash them. So i had a shirt all the way from 7th grade to senior year that i stopped washing by the start of my 8th grade year. By the time i got done, there was a layer of deodorant on the pits. Yeah, i just threw them all away at the end. I didn't need them anyways they were crappy
I was once the only kid in an art class, first period( morning schedule ). between the new age personality of the teacher and the bros thinking I was plowing with her, it was a wild time. So accurate, yes.👏
You forgot the most iconic teacher in my schools. The whatever history you must learn this year teacher/sports coach. They all taught the same way and somehow incorporated sports analogies into government/history
I grew up in NW Indiana and when I was in middle school my uncle Frank was my Gym teacher. For some odd reasons the school allowed him to have his pocket knife and his Leather man with him. Aways had it with him with them 90s baseball coach short shorts and his Leather man and his knife on him. Let’s just say when Christmas came around he was aways there to cut open the packages and snip the wires. Probably my favorite uncle.
"The one who hates kids" had a few of them in my school growing up. Openly made fun of students and never got in trouble. I had a teacher tell me I would never amount to anything and she openly made fun of me and got the other students to join in. She sent me to make copies and when I came back she got he class to hid my desk, books, chair, pencils, and notes in different parts of the class and she and the class laughed as I had to find them. "Not my problem" teacher. The one who does not want to get involved in anything. Openly see a kid get bully, the teacher quickly turns and nearly bolts down the hallway because they don't want to deal with it. A teen tells another teen if they went missing no one would miss them that teacher quickly tries to look away and act like they heard nothing. "Group Project teacher" the teacher that makes everything a group project so the grading is easier and the failing students work with the A+ kids so the failing kids pass.
My Gym teacher in the late eighties was a Cincinnati Bengals fan in southern Ohio. Every time my Cleveland Browns beat their ass, he would get so fn pissed at me. All of the " Who Dey" teachers hated me due being a Browns fan. I hated High school thanks teachers.
Im so glad you said bubbler, Charlie. Everyone i know out here in Washington says to me: bubbler? WTF is a bubbler???? Oh crap, gotta explain it again. Something from AMERICAS DAIRYLAND WE NEVER GO WITHOUT😂🎉🎉 BUBBLER!!! YES!!!!
I think I'm going to develop a limp and talk with a stutter now way too many memories dodgeball😮😂!!! And I definitely don't remember talking about syphilis in gym class😂😂😂
I just noticed the groot planter behind the art teacher during their monologue on Michelangelo. I have that planter It comes in a pack of four different ones I wonder where the tests are
Oh if you would have only done the principal, usually it's a man, and he was always serious. Wears polyester slacks, and a button down shirt. Also, he has to have a moustache and a comb over!😂 I Went to 3 high schools and they always looked the same!
Is the "cool" teacher music just lifted straight from @SpiritOfTheLaw youtube channel? You know, that AoE youtuber who composed and performed his own music for his channel?
Years ago the gym was separated by a large curtain. Boys on one side girls on the other. I still remember the day the cruel a-holes grabbed the “weird” guy and yanked his short and underware down and pushed him through the curtain. That image will live on forever.
The Pacer test recording brought back so many terrible memories
sorry for the trauma
ninty-eight, (ding) ... ninty-nine, (ding) ... one hundred, (ding) "does anyone still hear the..." (thud) as my head hits the rubber gym floor.
Is it just me, or does the pacer test sound-track actually sound kind of nice?
I loved the pacer test, but I also was good at it 😁
@@CharlieBerens Yeah no your not
The janitor deserves a raise.
it's a thankless job
@@CharlieBerens If only that gym teacher could be as unbothered as the custodian. 😁
@@julieneff9408 Our gym teacher was also the principal one year.🙄He loved swinging that paddle. It was an inch thick with holes drilled through like swiss cheese. I was the only girl to be paddled by him -- and the only kid who didn't cry.💪Ah, the nineties.
About half way thorugh and I suddenly remembered how much I hated high school. People trying to be cool is so unbelivably cringy you have to just sit that out.
...but at least you graduate after a few years. Then you're stuck dealing with people like that for decades afterwards 😂
fr. they’re the worst people in all of high school
the substitute teacher part was crazy good well done
"I'm not... seriously here..."
I'm sensing a new Charlie Berens character in 'Evangeline, the high school art teacher'. There's a whole backstory there I wanna hear. Her Parent-Teacher meetings for a start 😉
the gym teacher thinking he's the main character is so real
i fw ur pfp heavy
Respect to the custodian in this video. We stay strong.
Remember the 5 D’s of dodgeball now.
Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge
“He went the way he would have wanted”
Omg yes! 🙌
Ah this brings back elementary, and high school memories.
did we miss any teachers?
@@CharlieBerens the pervert
@@CharlieBerens the elementary school math teacher that has a specific way of doing things but no one gets why, and everyone thinks he’s weird for it.
The elementary music teacher!
@@CharlieBerens With every single pencil dart we could muster. She was too fast for us.
I forgot my gym clothes at home once. That was, 8th grade, 40 years ago...and yet, I will never forget that experience, ever...
"and yet, I will forget that experience, ever..."
Bet you forgot it already, eh?
@@sshhackerwhat?
I was the kid who always wore jeans. They made us walk the bleachers. Man I hated p.e. as a middle schooler. Lol
@@sshhackerI can see the joke you were going for but your execution of it was off lol
My grandmother did the books for a doctor's office. Every year I had a doctor's note excusing me from gym due to "cramps." I still had to show up in case there was ever a sex ed class. I only remember one.
I just started substitute teaching, and I’ve quickly learned that the Substitute isn’t too far from the truth. 🤣
"ROBOT PECKER" LMAO
3:40 Haha! That art teacher is funny!
My brothers' classes smoked 🥬 with the art teacher in the back of the classroom. But she was broken by the time I came around.
Loved the target commercial charlie! I wish the best for your channel, and your stand up!
I watched Saved by the Bell, lol.
thank god
I still have nightmares in my 30’s where I am back and high school and forgot my gym clothes.
Oh my god the “cool” teacher is almost exactly like my dad and I’m screaming it’s so cringe.
Tell your Dad to knock it off 😂. It's embarrassing
@@halfassranch8363 god I wish he would listen if I told him
@@teddieElaine1446 my son is 14 and some of his friends dad's are like that. The other Dad's and I make fun of them and bully them publicly. Can't watch a grown man try and stay with the times. The one Dad said cap and fire in the same sentence and most of us laughed at him.
@@halfassranch8363 as you should, these dads are cringe as hell and truly you’re doing them a favor if they’re willing to listen
Ahh, the twist being the sub teacher is actually the cool teacher. 😎
I love this guy his videos are so funny
cripes I'm cryin
oh my gosh the gym teacher is so accurate
foreskin inspection day
The second one is giving me vibes of my 11th grade history teacher for a minute😂
0:12 OMG THAT IS SO NOSTALGIC
It's funny... I DO remember watching _Saved by the Bell_
...and every time I saw an episode, I wanted to take a long walk off a short pier!! 😂😂
I can't tell if I've seen this video before, or if I've had Charlie as a substitute teacher
".....
like my Sharpies..." 😆😆😆😆😆😆
👃🏻
My gym teacher called it bombardment... he was a weirdo.
They have to cause school districts ban dodgeball
Around here it wasn't just "bombardment", it was "bombard-a-ment."
I don't know where the extra syllable came from, but everyone said it like that.
We always called it Killer Ball.
@wildgoose1223 not in the early 90s my guy.
@@Puddlethumper nah this guy’s 12
So relatable all of them
4:01 I see a Herley
you have the best assistant
Charlie, you rock 😂😂
It’s always the English teacher that wants to be cool and most are not
I am from the Midwest myself Minnesota I would like to thank you for brightening up my day with your comedy. If your comedy gets bad, that will be when the Vikings win the Super Bowl.
The cool teacher 😂
Those mats never helped
they did enough
This is why everyone’s favorite teacher is the art teacher
Huge fan Charlie! Keep up the great content! Seen your stand up a few time always a pleasure! Watch out for deer!
I came to comment. Did I just see you and your crew on an actual target commercial during MNF?!
The substitute can be all 4, depending:
-How long they've been at it,
-Whether they're substituting for several days or even a month or two.
-Who they're substituting for, what campus/year/grade & what subject.
-And their own personality, adaptability, private life and what kind of night they had prior to coming in that morning.
In some of these cases, that's just inherently cool, no matter how gregarious they may be. In those cases, students who get that genuine nature willl:
-Quietly acknowledge it & move on.
-Save this information to try to ingratiate themselves i.e. "sucking up".
-Act out in some way to distract them from teaching & get under they're skin, further rattling their nerves.
-Depending on that morning & circumstances, be any or all three, especially if that some substitute has to cover multiple classes for several teachers on the same day with some of the same students.
Eh, it's complicated.
bahaha you killed me. you brought me back 25 yrs back lol
I had a teacher who would put his leg on the desk like the lit teacher. Some things you can never unsee.
The last teacher reminds me of a few substitute teachers I had in high school. 😅
✨✨Public School✨✨
Bruv that’s my 3D modeling class
Evangeline has a nice Reflex save hahahah.
the art teacher sounds just like my actual art teacher
I think I'm seeing you on the Target commercial?
As a PE teacher, I approve of this message. I lost it when you played the PACER test, lol
I like the 2nd teacher, "I'm not going to do that to myself, but thanks for the suggestion " had me laughing.😂😅😊❤
Okay that's a sweet, uhhhhh... vase, though.
We can’t drop a f bomb 😂
Absolutley NO ghosting!
Oh no 😂 I have that exact cardigan, same color as the art teacher and I paint. Lol
bro the cool teacher is literally my english teacher
They should promote the substitute to superintendent.
The Gym teacher is not an overweight creep who roams into the Girls locker room too many times "On accident". Totaly innacurate smh :P
We were laughing at the gym teacher majors in college, and they looked at us going “we do all our courses outside and learn about how to have fun. What do YOU do?! Math?”
the gym teacher looks like jeffry damer
Love the sub teacher!
Congrats on the Target commercial! I just saw your Target husband's video and then saw you guys on TV watching the Chief's game!
1:03
This was literally my gym class. And I got a concussion too.
Lucky me-- --i had all four of those teachers.....lol
"...and turn to page IDGAF". so true, I feel the same way
Derek stole every single scene he was in.
0:01 NO. god please no. This is literally how my old track coach looked in 1993. He was legally blind, but somehow had thick ass glasses so he could see a little. That bastard ruined my senior year. And ironically this voice sounds just like that track coach….god I hate PTSD.
All so true...😂
The art teacher was too accurate for me. I had one in high school like that and she was insane. Her daughter once jumped out of a moving car, so I think it was something genetic.
This isn't an accurate Gym teacher, he isn't morbidly obese.
I never had a over weight gym teacher 😂 were you going to school?🤣🤣🤣 Usually they coach one the sports as well.
After a while, i just stopped bringing my gym clothes home to wash them. So i had a shirt all the way from 7th grade to senior year that i stopped washing by the start of my 8th grade year. By the time i got done, there was a layer of deodorant on the pits. Yeah, i just threw them all away at the end. I didn't need them anyways they were crappy
I was once the only kid in an art class, first period( morning schedule ). between the new age personality of the teacher and the bros thinking I was plowing with her, it was a wild time. So accurate, yes.👏
You forgot the most iconic teacher in my schools. The whatever history you must learn this year teacher/sports coach. They all taught the same way and somehow incorporated sports analogies into government/history
I grew up in NW Indiana and when I was in middle school my uncle Frank was my Gym teacher. For some odd reasons the school allowed him to have his pocket knife and his Leather man with him. Aways had it with him with them 90s baseball coach short shorts and his Leather man and his knife on him.
Let’s just say when Christmas came around he was aways there to cut open the packages and snip the wires.
Probably my favorite uncle.
I almost couldnt make it through the cool teacher
"The one who hates kids" had a few of them in my school growing up. Openly made fun of students and never got in trouble. I had a teacher tell me I would never amount to anything and she openly made fun of me and got the other students to join in. She sent me to make copies and when I came back she got he class to hid my desk, books, chair, pencils, and notes in different parts of the class and she and the class laughed as I had to find them.
"Not my problem" teacher. The one who does not want to get involved in anything. Openly see a kid get bully, the teacher quickly turns and nearly bolts down the hallway because they don't want to deal with it. A teen tells another teen if they went missing no one would miss them that teacher quickly tries to look away and act like they heard nothing.
"Group Project teacher" the teacher that makes everything a group project so the grading is easier and the failing students work with the A+ kids so the failing kids pass.
I don’t think I really had a “cool” teacher.
I did. Eighth grade algebra
So great
"I like my sharpies like I like my coffee: Black." I'd like to put that on a T-Shirt but I also like colorful Sharpies.
Am I going crazy or did I just see Charlie in a Target commercial? 😂
'This is water. it's for losers' 😂
My Gym teacher in the late eighties was a Cincinnati Bengals fan in southern Ohio. Every time my Cleveland Browns beat their ass, he would get so fn pissed at me. All of the " Who Dey" teachers hated me due being a Browns fan. I hated High school thanks teachers.
For some reason my art teacher thought she was Bob Ross
3:39 it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
Im so glad you said bubbler, Charlie.
Everyone i know out here in Washington says to me: bubbler?
WTF is a bubbler????
Oh crap, gotta explain it again. Something from AMERICAS DAIRYLAND WE NEVER GO WITHOUT😂🎉🎉
BUBBLER!!! YES!!!!
Charlie the Royals made the post season 💙 💙 💙 💙 ⚾
I think I'm going to develop a limp and talk with a stutter now way too many memories dodgeball😮😂!!! And I definitely don't remember talking about syphilis in gym class😂😂😂
That "cool" teacher would last about a day with your typical high school class 😂
In my school, it was the "cool" teacher who got caught sleeping with a student.
Actual Fun Fruits? I WISH.
You need to do an ELA teacher next
I just noticed the groot planter behind the art teacher during their monologue on Michelangelo.
I have that planter
It comes in a pack of four different ones
I wonder where the tests are
Graduation 82 just like coaches I knew also teachers 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Charlieee 😃
Oh if you would have only done the principal, usually it's a man, and he was always serious. Wears polyester slacks, and a button down shirt. Also, he has to have a moustache and a comb over!😂
I Went to 3 high schools and they always looked the same!
In my high school, we had a hall monitor who looked as if he was former Gestapo. 😄
im down for some 1v1 dodgeball. ill catch the ball and then tell the gym teacher he's out and needs to go sit on the bench.
The sub is so
And the only one we learned anything from is the substitute
Man, I hate all these teachers…’cept the sub! 😂
Is the "cool" teacher music just lifted straight from @SpiritOfTheLaw youtube channel? You know, that AoE youtuber who composed and performed his own music for his channel?
To try out the "vase" you have to cross a state line, how dumb is that?
Years ago the gym was separated by a large curtain. Boys on one side girls on the other. I still remember the day the cruel a-holes grabbed the “weird” guy and yanked his short and underware down and pushed him through the curtain. That image will live on forever.
Considering there’s super gonorrhea out there now, I’d say syphilitics are the lucky ones.
Naw, same for syphilis 😢
@@Rkbmomma Syphilis still responds to penicillin, last I heard.