If your junk drawer could talk

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2023
  • Everyone has one, but no one truly knows what lurks inside. Welcome to the junk drawer.
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  9 месяцев назад +352

    Subscribe or all your loose junk drawer batteries will die

    • @stevef68
      @stevef68 9 месяцев назад +7

      Ha! They are already dead!

    • @bruceschneider4928
      @bruceschneider4928 9 месяцев назад +16

      Ha! Fooled YOU! We don't HAVE junk drawer batteries! We keep ours in an armoire, with light bulbs, old flashlights, old electronics cords we might need again some day...
      Oh, crap, we have a junk armoire...

    • @khills
      @khills 9 месяцев назад +5

      Joke’s on you - I don’t have any batteries in my junk drawer. (I did a full dump and organize in June, and now the batteries have their own drawer. 😂)

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 9 месяцев назад +3

      Or?
      Too late, buddy. They' all died years ago and are leaking in the back of the drawer. =/

    • @liznichols4916
      @liznichols4916 9 месяцев назад +2

      NOOOO! I swear I was going to use those one day......😊

  • @thecreek7152
    @thecreek7152 9 месяцев назад +502

    "I used to be the good scissors" . . . Priceless, Matt! I don't want to even THINK about how many "good scissors" I have condemned to the junk drawer through impatience and temporary insanity . . .

    • @amandachilds5290
      @amandachilds5290 9 месяцев назад +11

      😮😂😆🤣🤭 Neosporin=Latin for Homewrecker. Wow that had me laughing so hard! Hilarious Matt! 👍😁👏very creative

    • @jlgavitt
      @jlgavitt 9 месяцев назад +12

      My good scissors seem to end up in the garage. It's a mystery for sure, since I don't actually go in the garage. Ever.

    • @hollybrooke322
      @hollybrooke322 9 месяцев назад +4

      My kids ruined all my good scissors!!!

    • @museumgirl9
      @museumgirl9 9 месяцев назад +12

      My husband has been threatened with his life if he touches my good scissors. Also, I hid them. Out of sight, out of mind. Now I just have to train him to only use the kitchen sheers on food products... (lol)

    • @jlgavitt
      @jlgavitt 9 месяцев назад +4

      My kitchen shears end up in the garage, too. Must be they escort the good scissors there.

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf 9 месяцев назад +363

    This was great! The only thing missing, though, were twist ties. I've never seen a single junk drawer that didn't have at least a few of those, usually taken from bread bags.

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +18

      Yes ! And different colors & lengths just in case ...

    • @phox1515
      @phox1515 9 месяцев назад +22

      Oh no... usually it's a "strip" of 10-20 of them from a box of trashbags... you know the ones that don't have the included plastic bands that you pulled out from the brim of the bag and it squeezes the top closed then tie in a knot... back in my poorer days (cheapskate for those who used them but weren't poor) you got your box of trashbags, inside was a strip of twist ties, should have been at least 1 tie per bag but i never counted.... or used them.... so i don't know but anyways you had to pull the full bag out and bunch up the edges, spin the bag around to develop a collar, then throw a twist tie on before it unspins.... but wait.... you forgot to separate a single tie from the strip... so you gotta set the bag down, hope it doesn't collapse and spill garbage all over the floor you just swept and mopped, separate that tie and then spin the bag again... and hope it stays.... all this while begging and praying the bag itself doesn't rip open either. i'm sure someone will read this and have ptsd from previous times in their lives.... hopefully not current but i understand if you still use those bags... i'm sorry. I don't care if they are more expensive.... glad or hefty, drawstring and preferably scented is what you'll find in my kitchen now.

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@phox1515 Know exactly what you so eloquently described - plastic bag - twist tie ptsd !! 😂 Now it'll be at least 24 hrs. before I can face a plastic bag w/ twist tie of any kind ... even cautious of flap top self-tie too ... 🤨

    • @pama.6410
      @pama.6410 9 месяцев назад +6

      Mine are in the drawer with the sandwich bags, aluminum foil, wax paper etc. Not the junk drawer...puhleeeeese....

    • @TinKittenRacers
      @TinKittenRacers 9 месяцев назад +8

      And rubber bands

  • @KitchenKnifeRescue
    @KitchenKnifeRescue 9 месяцев назад +224

    As a sharpener, this video hits home. If I had a nickel for every time a lady brought me a pair of abused craft scissors to resharpen, I'd have a lot...

    • @MMSharpeningServicesWichita
      @MMSharpeningServicesWichita 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yup. 😂😂

    • @lindakluth5611
      @lindakluth5611 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yes but now I lost the sharper😆

    • @FuzzyContrl
      @FuzzyContrl 9 месяцев назад +28

      Hahaha... I read your comment imagining you were a pencil sharpener and was thoroughly confused for a good solid minute. 🤣

    • @KitchenKnifeRescue
      @KitchenKnifeRescue 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@FuzzyContrl lol

    • @Tupperbabes1
      @Tupperbabes1 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@FuzzyContrl I did the same! HA!

  • @3dcritter
    @3dcritter 9 месяцев назад +89

    Many years ago, we had an "Everything's a quarter carport sale". It was loaded with junk drawer treasure, parts bin mysteries, exiles from island of misfit tools, and any stuff that did not sell at the last sale. Advertised it and the town descended on us like locusts! Made a little over $200 at 25 cents at a time.

    • @jessicacallaghan8082
      @jessicacallaghan8082 9 месяцев назад +13

      I bet most of it lives in other people's junk drawers now

    • @maritamuras8978
      @maritamuras8978 9 месяцев назад +7

      You’re a genius!

    • @MrClobbertime
      @MrClobbertime 9 месяцев назад +3

      *the IRS enters the comment section.*

  • @taustin6524
    @taustin6524 9 месяцев назад +183

    Cleaning out my parents house after they passed away resulted in finding random keys in practically every draw. We gathered them all up and filled a quart jar. Never did match most of them but I still have that jar! It has become a running joke in our family now😂😂

    • @lindakluth5611
      @lindakluth5611 9 месяцев назад +15

      You know we have a bank that collects them like glasses for the lions. Town I lived in collected them I think they made a special walk way with keys pressed in.

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +19

      I have a container of miscellaneous keys labeled " I actually have no idea what these are for ! " . Also have the spare set of keys to a '75 Dodge truck used at the horse farm I managed - left the job 20+ yrs. ago & no idea where the truck ended up . 😂 ( The truck was a beast - like to think it's still haulin' hay on some poor soul's horse farm !! 🤣 )

    • @lorenstribling6096
      @lorenstribling6096 9 месяцев назад +11

      My mother once gifted me a lamp made from a quart mason jar...full of random buttons!

    • @joan.nao1246
      @joan.nao1246 9 месяцев назад +10

      Useless key earrings, ala 80's fashion!

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@joan.nao1246 🤣 So much of the 80's needs to be wiped fr. our minds ... 🤣

  • @landonmichelle
    @landonmichelle 9 месяцев назад +383

    Matt Mitchell, how do you nail it every single time?! That was hilarious. I tip my tiny little monopoly hat to you. I just found it in my junk drawer 😂😂

    • @pattywilliams788
      @pattywilliams788 9 месяцев назад +15

      I’ll one up you with a wedding favor box of matches from my niece’s 2008 wedding: she divorced him years ago. I really should let it go. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @renee1787
      @renee1787 9 месяцев назад +5

      Lmao…that’s funny 😂

    • @wethreebees
      @wethreebees 9 месяцев назад +2

      The comments are an awesome addition to all of Matt's comedy knowledge. He finds the humourous in our daily grind and shines a light on it so we laugh at ourselves.🥰

    • @jenniferwintz2514
      @jenniferwintz2514 9 месяцев назад +6

      Oh man. Kept bits of my son's Pokémon Monopoly game for years in a junk drawer. We finally did a deep clean last year and I THINK it's all gone 😢. My son is now 31.

    • @kd1841
      @kd1841 9 месяцев назад +1

      @jenniferwintz. No! There may still be some in the bottom of the cabinet behind the bottom drawer! 😂 ❤

  • @dustinduncan2444
    @dustinduncan2444 9 месяцев назад +41

    Laughed at the Ford keys. My teenagers were confussed when I explained that the locks and ignition used to be two separate keys. To them a key is something you keep in your pocket and then touch the door handle or press a button.

    • @rebeccanorton2892
      @rebeccanorton2892 9 месяцев назад +1

      lol

    • @a.katherinesuetterlin3028
      @a.katherinesuetterlin3028 9 месяцев назад +2

      Oh, man, I remember that from when my parents had their two 1970s-era Subarus. Now, the key that starts the car can also unlock the driver door, at least on my mom's Nissan. 😅

    • @ChrisCaramia
      @ChrisCaramia 9 месяцев назад +1

      My car may have two keys, but the truck has...five?! Door, ignition, toolbox, glovebox, gas cap. Yep. Five. o.O

    • @younglaster
      @younglaster 9 месяцев назад +2

      Years ago, I sold my car to Carmax. 2 weeks later, it showed up in the parking lot at my apartment complex, so I gave them the spare key I found in my "old car" stuf.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 8 месяцев назад +1

      Driving one of those old legends this very day! Ford Club Wagon.

  • @robylove9190
    @robylove9190 9 месяцев назад +22

    As long as all the seeds I have stashed in my junk drawer don't sprout, I'm okay. If that drawer ever gets wet, my kitchen will become a jungle.

    • @Soggywafffles
      @Soggywafffles 9 месяцев назад +2

      Thought I was crazy keeping all my tomato seeds in the junk drawer..

    • @robylove9190
      @robylove9190 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@Soggywafffles If I planted all the seeds I have in that drawer, I would need 100 acres.

    • @elizabethdowney3412
      @elizabethdowney3412 9 месяцев назад +2

      Throw them in a Tupperware container with a lid and your good.

  • @raea3588
    @raea3588 9 месяцев назад +12

    This is just like Toy Story! They could do a whole spin off called "Junk Drawer" 😆
    Scissors' back story really touched me 🥲

  • @gregedwards9901
    @gregedwards9901 9 месяцев назад +64

    I thought I heard voices from my junk drawer. Now I know what really goes on in there. Funny.

    • @ErikaKellyGeorge
      @ErikaKellyGeorge 8 месяцев назад

      I have 4, one in bed room, one in kitchen, two in living room

  • @mamabear3903
    @mamabear3903 9 месяцев назад +14

    Don't forget about the zip ties and the thumb tacks that are running around loose in there!!

    • @pamborkowski7415
      @pamborkowski7415 9 месяцев назад +1

      And misc screws, nuts, bolts, nails, charger cords...

    • @lindakluth5611
      @lindakluth5611 9 месяцев назад +2

      Also twist ties off bread wrappers.

    • @jamescooley5744
      @jamescooley5744 9 месяцев назад

      @@lindakluth5611 And the plastic bread clips

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +4

      And rubber bands that are so old they're dried up ...

    • @pamela5250
      @pamela5250 9 месяцев назад

      Oh yeah, those dang thumb tacks. Now I know why they poke me….it’s a distraction. 🤔

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 9 месяцев назад +281

    Matt you've done it, you've made me face the challenge of my kitchen a drawer that's full of junk.😮

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  9 месяцев назад +129

      hurry before the former craft scissors plans a revolution

    • @lindakluth5611
      @lindakluth5611 9 месяцев назад +10

      I just cleaned mine this week😆

    • @leegraves101
      @leegraves101 9 месяцев назад +15

      I cleaned mine once. It became a junk shoebox in the closet. Now the drawer is packed again

    • @kvol1668
      @kvol1668 9 месяцев назад +4

      Good luck, I believe in you!

    • @jamescooley5744
      @jamescooley5744 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@kvol1668 Meanwhile the junk drawer in the bathroom features delights as mostly empty toothpaste tubes, packages of dental floss that you got from the trip to the dentist, clumps of hair from the hair brush...and those half-empty tubes of prescription ointment that you needed to cure that "delicate" medical situation..several years ago.

  • @RandyMarsh-nu6lo
    @RandyMarsh-nu6lo 9 месяцев назад +32

    I still have a key to a 1978 Ford sitting right next to some fire sauce.

    • @marindab4301
      @marindab4301 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yes my 89 4 cylinder mustang 🤦‍♀️ keys! 🔑 🔑

    • @marmitenot.
      @marmitenot. 9 месяцев назад +3

      1968 Buick Special, here. Oh, and a 1991 Honda CRX si.

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +3

      Just replied to someone else about having the spare keys to a '75 Dodge farm truck fr. a job I left 20+ yrs. ago . Truck whereabouts unknown ... At one time it could be started w/ no key , turn the key slot & slamming your hand on the dash in a specific spot - honest !!! Remember , I said it was a FARM TRUCK !! 🤣

  • @daviddodds30
    @daviddodds30 9 месяцев назад +15

    Lol. The dough cutter/scraper. “You, over there: what’s your purpose?” [I have no idea]. 🤣

  • @dayleennis7662
    @dayleennis7662 9 месяцев назад +55

    If my junk drawer scissors could talk this would be their story. 😂😂

    • @MegaKat
      @MegaKat 9 месяцев назад +2

      This is literally the story of my good thirty-dollar Fiskars. My kids opened a bunch of shit, including cardboard boxes.

    • @terri2494
      @terri2494 8 месяцев назад

      @@MegaKat Yeah, we knew better than to misuse Mom’s Fiskars!

  • @harrymarsee2782
    @harrymarsee2782 9 месяцев назад +81

    This man has such talent. His junk drawer looks a lot like mine. 😂😂😂
    Cherry chapstick ran off with Neo Sporin. 😮😅

  • @gurfdog
    @gurfdog 9 месяцев назад +5

    This man has his finger on the pulse of every southern home😂😂😂

  • @elizabethcochran3395
    @elizabethcochran3395 9 месяцев назад +9

    The scissors hierarchy😂 Fabric->crafting/special paper->normal paper->kitchen ->cardboard ->the almost useless ones you let the kids use.

  • @Sock-Monster-Simian
    @Sock-Monster-Simian 9 месяцев назад +4

    I always just end up rummaging around the stuff in the drawer until I make sure it can close.
    Can't go throwing away those 5 feet of incredibly tangled string now can I.

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe 9 месяцев назад +88

    Hahahaha this was more gripping and resonated more than anything put out by a major movie studio in the last 10 years 😂

  • @amandachilds5290
    @amandachilds5290 9 месяцев назад +13

    😮😂😆🤣🤭 Neosporin=Latin for Homewrecker. Wow that had me laughing so hard! Hilarious Matt! 👍😁👏very creative

  • @quietday2
    @quietday2 9 месяцев назад +31

    Yeah, I keep buying birthday candles and then find packages of them in THAT drawer. I guess it’s because there’s really no standard designated place to put birthday candles, so they end up there.

    • @lindakluth5611
      @lindakluth5611 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yes they seemed to multiply in my mom's house then we bought new boxes.

    • @floopyboo
      @floopyboo 4 месяца назад

      You don't keep them with your baking crap?!

  • @JulieLWilliams
    @JulieLWilliams 9 месяцев назад +7

    I was waiting for the Potato masher to make an appearance to get the drawer stuck. 🤣🤣

  • @Janet-in-the-attic
    @Janet-in-the-attic 9 месяцев назад +59

    Perfection! ❤ Used to be the "good scissors" LOL and yes! Raise your hand if you have a second junk drawer to hold the overflow!!!

    • @ladybee883
      @ladybee883 9 месяцев назад +4

      What if we don't have a junk drawer? My husband does in the garage for all the screws that he just knows that he's going to need some day.

    • @amandadean3513
      @amandadean3513 9 месяцев назад +1

      I think I have a third….there’s a tiny drawer that was used once when we moved in but it’s been unused for the past five years.. seriously I doubt anyone’s opened it.

  • @sonyashelton2433
    @sonyashelton2433 9 месяцев назад +11

    I found the keys to my ex's car.😂😂

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 9 месяцев назад +49

    Wait... you have just *_one_* junk drawer?

    • @elizabethdowney3412
      @elizabethdowney3412 9 месяцев назад +5

      Right? I have about 5! My toddler gets into everything and I just end up throwing the stuff into drawers that she'll just get back into within the hour.

    • @dadthejedi
      @dadthejedi 9 месяцев назад +5

      My junk drawer has an annex that's a Sterilite Clip Box from Dollar General that's sitting on a shelf in my pantry.

    • @speedybaby
      @speedybaby 9 месяцев назад

      cute sona

    • @pamborkowski7415
      @pamborkowski7415 9 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @CantankerousDave
      @CantankerousDave 9 месяцев назад +2

      I have a junk *room* in the basement.

  • @Codeaholic1
    @Codeaholic1 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Whats your purpose.. I have no idea." Lol the pastry scraper is probably the most useful in there.

  • @Sybil_Detard
    @Sybil_Detard 9 месяцев назад +5

    2:15 " I used to be the good scissors." Actual LOL was issued. No matter the lack of drawers in a place I have lived, I have ALWAYS had a junk drawer.

  • @TinkEdwards
    @TinkEdwards 9 месяцев назад +19

    I estimate we have ~200 flashlights floating around our junk drawer.

    • @terri2494
      @terri2494 8 месяцев назад +1

      But do any of them still have good batteries?

  • @hannahgalloway1782
    @hannahgalloway1782 9 месяцев назад +5

    I can hear my mom now don't use my sewing scissors that's not what there for

    • @TheCJTok
      @TheCJTok 9 месяцев назад

      She put the fear of God in me to never use her “good scissors”.

  • @ChristysChannelYall
    @ChristysChannelYall 9 месяцев назад +8

    The Neosporin chillin with the cherry chapstick on the first floor behind the crockpot got me 😂😂

  • @scampbell3363
    @scampbell3363 9 месяцев назад +4

    Hey from Memphis
    If Matt writes his own script he’s genius and/or well let’s just say in unison “bless his heart”

  • @nickilewis8215
    @nickilewis8215 9 месяцев назад +15

    This is exactly my junk drawer!! 😂😂😂 Anything missing has fell down behind my Tupperware cabinet! 😂😂

  • @bluebutterfly244
    @bluebutterfly244 9 месяцев назад +4

    This feels like Toy Story for grown ups. I love it 😂💖

  • @Cmallon81
    @Cmallon81 9 месяцев назад +3

    You are going to give the bench scraper an inferiority complete 🤣🤣🤣

  • @djaniskee4138
    @djaniskee4138 9 месяцев назад +7

    Brilliant as always. That reminds me. I gotta toss about ten hot sauce packets …,

  • @ToxicHAL
    @ToxicHAL 9 месяцев назад +40

    It’s wild how relatable this is. The writing is A1. Keep it up.

  • @bigquincy1962
    @bigquincy1962 9 месяцев назад +6

    Just remember, a storage unit is a suburban version of a junk drawer.

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +3

      Suburban four car garage w/ no room for the family vehicles plus rent a storage unit & rental space beside that to park the boat & RV !!

  • @jpbaley2016
    @jpbaley2016 9 месяцев назад +3

    No! I need all my stuff in the junk drawer. I went nuts when those rubbery things you use to open jars with slipped down into the pot cupboard!

  • @JasonPadgett-xv6fz
    @JasonPadgett-xv6fz 9 месяцев назад +8

    He had me with the hot sauce packet lol

    • @amandachilds5290
      @amandachilds5290 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yes and the ever polite and sentimental Chick-fil-A sauce--😢 Its been my pleasure! Just got me good.

  • @cavtroopermunoz
    @cavtroopermunoz 9 месяцев назад +3

    My wife suspects the "good scissors" are in the garage, but won't pass the threshold to chaos to look for them.

  • @dancestuffdiva3571
    @dancestuffdiva3571 9 месяцев назад +4

    Lol. Must have been the good sewing scissors. Before getting swiped

  • @crystalthompson507
    @crystalthompson507 9 месяцев назад +2

    Lol. Somebody definitely has an active imagination. Keeps ya from boredom! 😃

  • @rayjohnson2387
    @rayjohnson2387 9 месяцев назад +5

    There's a pile of keys in my mom's drawer...no idea what any of em go to

    • @jamescooley5744
      @jamescooley5744 9 месяцев назад

      Its bad when you have a keychain for Montgomery Ward Auto Club

  • @janewestmoreland7239
    @janewestmoreland7239 9 месяцев назад +6

    "You think I've always lived here? I used to be the good scissors." 😂

  • @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy
    @LouisWritingSomethingCrazy 9 месяцев назад +7

    I'm ashamed to say that I have a junk drawer like this, but this wasn't shameful enough to make me do anything about it. Thankfully, I don't have a lighter in there...I think.

  • @darlenepreston3739
    @darlenepreston3739 9 месяцев назад +7

    Creative Genius! Love the dying battery- "that's all he had!" and the birthday card.

  • @northerncold6303
    @northerncold6303 9 месяцев назад +20

    Wow Matt, that hit home. I have kitchen draw that is so stuffed with junk, when I dare to open it, it is a challenge to close. Never find what I'm looking for.

  • @punwind7039
    @punwind7039 9 месяцев назад +9

    You've got a recurring hit on your hands! Sauce packets for the win. I was surprised that there was no Allen wrench in sight. Maybe next time.

  • @daviddodds30
    @daviddodds30 9 месяцев назад +7

    Why do we all have an instinct to keep these things we will never use again, anyway?

    • @dadthejedi
      @dadthejedi 9 месяцев назад +6

      Because two weeks after you throw something away you'll need it. It's the law.

    • @lindakluth5611
      @lindakluth5611 9 месяцев назад +4

      From my era out parents saved stuff as you just might need it. But it grew into you just can't find it. So now it's buy another as you just can't find it😆

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@lindakluth5611 " Waste not - want not " . As a baby boomer raised by parents fr. the Depression era , well ... 'nuff said . 🙂

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble 9 месяцев назад +5

    I think I peed my shorts laughing.

  • @CookieDoh
    @CookieDoh 9 месяцев назад +4

    The packing tape wasn’t lying. 🤣

  • @whiskeychicken
    @whiskeychicken 9 месяцев назад +3

    I don't know why, but the Canadian penny really got me.

  • @MsJimmysgirl
    @MsJimmysgirl 9 месяцев назад +39

    You never fail to disappoint. That was hilarious.

  • @littlebirdie
    @littlebirdie 9 месяцев назад +4

    I think this is the most imaginative and unique thing I’ve ever seen on RUclips! 😃

  • @nautifella
    @nautifella 9 месяцев назад +5

    You left out their favorite trick of rearranging everytime you close the draw.

    • @indigobunting5041
      @indigobunting5041 9 месяцев назад +2

      Where is it? I know I put it in the front just yesterday.

  • @littlebitlost
    @littlebitlost 9 месяцев назад +8

    Ok Matt, you've exposed us all (and our junk drawers, of which I have 4.)
    No fair! 😂

    • @carolglover3582
      @carolglover3582 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well, I mainly have one. But actually it’s three…but they are sort of categorized. Just realized it’s three after watching this.

  • @carrabellehazel236
    @carrabellehazel236 9 месяцев назад +1

    Scrolling for something to watch while I clean out drawers today. Perfect!!😅😅

  • @pamborkowski7415
    @pamborkowski7415 9 месяцев назад +3

    So strange but very true, so many homes have that kitchen junk drawer.

  • @pamela5250
    @pamela5250 9 месяцев назад +2

    My junk drawer is the “trick drawer” that you have to open the fridge to have enough room to pull the drawer open. Never gets cleaned out b/c the fridge has to stay open the whole time 😂😂. Gotta love old kitchens 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @TracyfromNC
    @TracyfromNC 9 месяцев назад +6

    I have an odd size kitchen drawer, not the junk drawer, but sometimes we like not to be able to open that drawer so we put 2 types of potato mashers in it😂

  • @cynthiajohnston424
    @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +6

    Recently cleaned out a deceased relative's garage - one giant junk drawer ! ! I don't drink , but the time it took & the stuff I found ... well , I learned that I now have a fondness for cheap wine & yes , local liquor store does home delivery & no , the delivery guy would not take two plastic totes of batteries as a tip ! 🤣

  • @JenniferIngraham
    @JenniferIngraham 9 месяцев назад +7

    the bit about the "good" scissors really hit home.

  • @RoyKnighton
    @RoyKnighton 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks cuz, needed that laugh. Proud to be a southerner.

  • @wendyduncan9084
    @wendyduncan9084 9 месяцев назад +2

    I have a key to a work truck they crushed. Keys are indeed safe. No junk drawer in my house though. Old kitchen with only 2 drawers. Think of all the anxiety my junk doesn’t have. 😂😂😂

  • @marciabentley9557
    @marciabentley9557 9 месяцев назад +9

    Now THAT was creative! You're so talented, Matt 👏🏽

  • @carlritazar1021
    @carlritazar1021 9 месяцев назад +9

    as a broken phone charger I can confirm this is accurate.

  • @gamingkat1419
    @gamingkat1419 9 месяцев назад +1

    I luv the junk drawer, you can always find something and nothing at the same time😌

  • @johnwayne3904
    @johnwayne3904 9 месяцев назад +1

    🤣😂🤣Frickin love it, Matt!!!!! 🤣😂🤣

  • @pamelas1002
    @pamelas1002 9 месяцев назад +3

    I now know what all the junk says in my drawer! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PastorK4Noles
    @PastorK4Noles 9 месяцев назад +9

    Matt, you didn't disappoint again. Made me laugh several times. Classic. 😂😂😂

  • @jdeang3531
    @jdeang3531 9 месяцев назад +2

    I didn’t catch the calculator and the light until watching it twice. Nice detail.

  • @williampickett8074
    @williampickett8074 9 месяцев назад +1

    Heh, when the tape said it would make it's next use be as frustrating as possible... I knew... I knew my drawer had been talking. Sunday's going to be "clean out the baddies" day from the drawer! Well... unless a good game is on... oh.. and then I have to do the yard... yup... for sure... after then.

  • @MelissaThompson432
    @MelissaThompson432 9 месяцев назад +5

    The thing is, Matt KNOWS what the random objects in the junk drawer think and feel.
    _He knows._

  • @slackerhp
    @slackerhp 9 месяцев назад +3

    Scissors could have just jamed himself in the top of the drawer preventing her from opening it. Problem solved.

  • @tc4504
    @tc4504 9 месяцев назад +1

    Lol I can hardly shut mine now. Soooo funny

  • @bobbyt2788
    @bobbyt2788 9 месяцев назад +1

    That is the best. Now I feel bad for cleaning our drawer.

  • @SamBrickell
    @SamBrickell 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love the Jamaican-Canadian penny! 😂

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 2 месяца назад

    lol love that he wore a red hat for Krazy Glue... although missed opportunity to wear multiple colored hats for the birthday candles 😂

  • @jamesbrown9736
    @jamesbrown9736 9 месяцев назад +1

    Another fine Matt Mitchell Production!👍🏻

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 9 месяцев назад +1

    Its the Brave Little Toaster sequel we never knew we wanted.

  • @SunnysFilms
    @SunnysFilms 9 месяцев назад +2

    The Pixar movie we didn't know we needed...

  • @56ghostwriter
    @56ghostwriter 9 месяцев назад +1

    I have that same thumb drive. It's in my car now loaded up with Old Time Radio shows.

  • @vondapatrick3499
    @vondapatrick3499 9 месяцев назад +2

    I used to be the good scissors! 😂😂

  • @khills
    @khills 9 месяцев назад +6

    The good scissors. Too real, Matt. Too real.

  • @Suleclo
    @Suleclo 9 месяцев назад +1

    A random Canadian penny - who doesn't have one? Lol🤣

    • @jdeang3531
      @jdeang3531 9 месяцев назад

      In Texas they are known as Mexican Pesos

    • @Suleclo
      @Suleclo 9 месяцев назад

      @@jdeang3531 Not sure what you're getting at. Canadian coins and Mexican Pesos are not the same. In the US it's easier to find Canadian money in circulation. I used to work counting money and came across coins from all over the world. Canadian coins are the easiest to find, generally speaking.

  • @spenzalii
    @spenzalii 9 месяцев назад +1

    The good scissors. That was too real Matt...

  • @amandajay9058
    @amandajay9058 9 месяцев назад +7

    This is by far, one of the best things Ive ever seen on the internet! Matt, you are gold! 😂

  • @huntjl88
    @huntjl88 9 месяцев назад +2

    That reminds me I need to clean out my junk drawer. If no one hears from me in the next few days send help.

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад

      Hang in there & suck on ketchup packets til help arrives ... 🤑

  • @mariajackson9549
    @mariajackson9549 9 месяцев назад +1

    Matt, u could have said the scissors were good until they were used for the dogs dingleberries. 😂😂😂

  • @Oturan20
    @Oturan20 7 месяцев назад +1

    This might be surprising to some but my house has about 12 junk drawers scattered across dressers, Chester drawers, cabinet drawers, desk drawers.

  • @Angie-GoneSoon
    @Angie-GoneSoon 9 месяцев назад +1

    Haha 😂 hilarious, Matt!

  • @kvol1668
    @kvol1668 9 месяцев назад +5

    I like all the videos. I showed up for the SEC content, but everything else has been top shelf. Doesn't matter if it's southern in topic, they're all quality. GG

    • @Voronore
      @Voronore 9 месяцев назад

      Yup, same. SEC Roll Call brought me in, years ago. But Matt has always impressed no matter what he posts.
      edit: After looking through Matt's posted videos, I see that he's only done the SEC Roll Call for two seasons? Wow, seems like that's been part of my weekly routine for longer than that! Maybe his work with It's a Southern Thing was previous? Anyways, REALLY looking forward to this season!!

  • @tidus342
    @tidus342 9 месяцев назад +1

    that flash drive joke hits hard just saw mine on my desk

  • @mickeyreed6338
    @mickeyreed6338 9 месяцев назад

    OMG, Matt!!! You've been in my drawers!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @burtonwilliams5355
    @burtonwilliams5355 9 месяцев назад +1

    We have 2 junk drawers in our kitchen, and don't get me started about my shop - my wife's storage shed . . oh . . the pain . . the pain . . .

  • @vallovesnature8449
    @vallovesnature8449 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’m convinced this happens in the junk drawer 😂

  • @femmec6644
    @femmec6644 9 месяцев назад

    When the scissors started talking about his they got there, it got me in the feels 😢

  • @orlettacaldwell
    @orlettacaldwell 9 месяцев назад +1

    That was absolutely brilliant. I only cleaned out my junk drawer because I moved. I have a new one developing. I just finally threw out some keys.

    • @cynthiajohnston424
      @cynthiajohnston424 9 месяцев назад +1

      NOOOOOOOOO !!! How could you ??? !!! Aghhh... ( you'll be sorry ... )