Ranking Ice Cream Truck Treats | Bless Your Rank

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @EliBartlett
    @EliBartlett 5 лет назад +2517

    This man’s teeth are the most powerful things in existence. How are they not freezing at insane measurable force with every bite. He is too powerful

    • @wazahhdaswozahh6588
      @wazahhdaswozahh6588 5 лет назад +9

      TheGamingGolem YT I fully agree

    • @ActuallyCrawfy
      @ActuallyCrawfy 5 лет назад +15

      I can eat a whole half gal of ice cream and the only thing in pain os my brain

    • @ashadams5586
      @ashadams5586 5 лет назад +32

      He probably takes excellent care of his teeth and doesn't have any genetic teeth problems in his family

    • @nicholasrana1819
      @nicholasrana1819 5 лет назад +8

      He’s op.

    • @AscendedBeyond
      @AscendedBeyond 5 лет назад +9

      Sheer force of will

  • @kayneweber9460
    @kayneweber9460 5 лет назад +852

    "Beards are just bibs for men"😂😂

    • @stardust7095
      @stardust7095 5 лет назад +1

      You have 113 likes and a heart from the account wow

    • @kayneweber9460
      @kayneweber9460 5 лет назад

      @@stardust7095 Yeah I'm honestly mind blown

    • @chloelundgren1902
      @chloelundgren1902 5 лет назад +6

      They need to make a tee shirt of that!

    • @jack780
      @jack780 5 лет назад

      Glitter Llama 🦙

    • @jaimeortiz3383
      @jaimeortiz3383 5 лет назад

      Naw fam its cum guard

  • @anniemysweet2085
    @anniemysweet2085 5 лет назад +1199

    i want to drive the ice cream truck just once...i'd be eating the ice cream and driving just fast enough the kids couldn't catch up to me, but just slow enough to give them a faint hope of doing so

    • @parmesean_
      @parmesean_ 5 лет назад +94

      Your mean and hilarious

    • @loganwolf1188
      @loganwolf1188 5 лет назад +12

      Annie Mysweet lmao

    • @Avery.millspaugh
      @Avery.millspaugh 5 лет назад +12

      Niiiiiiiice

    • @ItsBinhRepaired
      @ItsBinhRepaired 5 лет назад +43

      Get a job and buy the ice cream yourself. Play ice cream truck music with your windows open and just drive around making kids think there's an ice cream truck.

    • @MapleDubs
      @MapleDubs 5 лет назад +16

      I want to say that’s wrong but I would do that...

  • @lsaHall
    @lsaHall 4 года назад +262

    “I shouldn’t eat this whole thing I got a lot of ice cream to eat today don’t I?” *Continues to eat it anyway*

  • @NativeWarrior88
    @NativeWarrior88 3 года назад +131

    Its definitely not you, Matt! They've changed recipes on everything! I'm old enough to remember when the green skittles was Lime, the strawberry shortcake pops had a lot of goodness on the outside, and the bomb pops were huge! I miss childhood!

    • @hambone9416
      @hambone9416 2 года назад +5

      Wait, it's not lime anymore!

    • @matthewalvarez3442
      @matthewalvarez3442 Год назад

      I remember lemon jolly ranchers and now can never have another

    • @ConchRepublic2047
      @ConchRepublic2047 Год назад

      @@hambone9416 it’s green apple now

    • @Hopeful_Thomas_33AD
      @Hopeful_Thomas_33AD Год назад +1

      Strawberry shortcake bars were the best type of ice cream in my opinion from memory lol

    • @wecanfightwef
      @wecanfightwef Год назад +1

      right bomb pops were huge.

  • @BloodwolfMusic
    @BloodwolfMusic 4 года назад +267

    "This is what happens when Spongebob marries his first cousin." I laughed when I saw that caption!! 😂😂😂

    • @Cali-P
      @Cali-P 4 года назад +3

      I snorted

    • @jaymiinman2303
      @jaymiinman2303 2 месяца назад

      He did make a Girl Scout Cookie one. It was good!

  • @connorc8781
    @connorc8781 4 года назад +459

    Y’all should make a bless your rank Girl Scout cookies!

  • @sHePhD
    @sHePhD 5 лет назад +266

    I miss those Flintstone push-pops.

    • @gtimes03
      @gtimes03 5 лет назад +1

      7/11 recently came out witb slurpee branded pushpops.... Cherry cola (black and red, swirled/ or rather cola surrounded by cherry)
      And it is fantastic!

    • @Amanda-mt2hx
      @Amanda-mt2hx 5 лет назад +1

      Monte Gavin III wait really?? Damn I have 4 7-11s within a 5 mile radius, one of those better carry those push pops.

    • @OldHoboManYouTube
      @OldHoboManYouTube 5 лет назад

      @@Amanda-mt2hx bruh I live nowhere near a 7/11

    • @Amanda-mt2hx
      @Amanda-mt2hx 5 лет назад

      Zyhir Harris damn that sucks, 3 of the 4 are gas station types. Maybe they’ll put one close by you soon, cause we just had the 4th one built about a year ago.

    • @OldHoboManYouTube
      @OldHoboManYouTube 5 лет назад

      @@Amanda-mt2hx the closest one to me is 6 hours away :(

  • @litterbyy
    @litterbyy 5 лет назад +197

    i get so mad when the ice cream truck doesn’t come down my road. i can hear it from the highway but I CANT HAVE IT AND IT BREAKS MY HEART

    • @ok-cn4nt
      @ok-cn4nt 5 лет назад +5

      Libby Cormier I’m lucky cause my ice cream truck comes to my street every other day and it’s the best lol I guess my ice cream truck loves our street and I can see that lol

    • @bigbuttdecimator9753
      @bigbuttdecimator9753 5 лет назад +6

      Why is the ice cream truck on the highway with music playing? Where the hell do you live

    • @ok-cn4nt
      @ok-cn4nt 5 лет назад

      Thanos Gekume not on the high away loll my street or whatever it comes here a lot because I guess we are the only street we buy from them if that makes sense...

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 5 лет назад +2

      Grocery Store’s cheaper. :-P.

    • @deadrevolver1505
      @deadrevolver1505 4 года назад +1

      the ice cream truck in my town doesnt go down my road bc hes scared of my dogs lmao

  • @haileyweber2391
    @haileyweber2391 5 лет назад +118

    The "Crumbly Strawberry Thing" is my FAVORITE!

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 5 лет назад +122

    When you went in to bite the top of the choco taco I was thinking... what is this monster doing!!!! Then you switched and all was right with the world :)

  • @ItzzzBeamo
    @ItzzzBeamo 5 лет назад +192

    Only thing I feel was missing is the Orange Dreamsicle (creamsicle whatever)
    I'd put those right next to Drumsticks.

    • @jeanettewaverly2590
      @jeanettewaverly2590 4 года назад +1

      Brotherbeam Me too. They used to be called 50-50 bars.

    • @taylorlikestheatre166
      @taylorlikestheatre166 4 года назад +3

      I love those with all my heart

    • @andyfletcher3561
      @andyfletcher3561 4 года назад +2

      @@jeanettewaverly2590 That's another one that depended on the brand. I believe Pop-sicle made the Dreamsicle and I can't remember who made the 50-50. When I was a kid the orange was actually orange sherbet rather than "orange flavored confection".

    • @katecarlisle3635
      @katecarlisle3635 4 года назад

      Those are gross. SORRY.

    • @jeanettewaverly2590
      @jeanettewaverly2590 4 года назад

      kate carlisle 😭

  • @benselectionforcasting4172
    @benselectionforcasting4172 5 лет назад +237

    I'll always be a fan of the Strawberry Shortcake.

    • @z-max9033
      @z-max9033 5 лет назад +9

      What about the chocolate eclair version?

    • @lifeisalie5236
      @lifeisalie5236 5 лет назад +8

      Strawberry shortcake and chocolate eclair are both pretty good but I’ve always been partial to strawberry shortcake

    • @JohnHillRSNStudios
      @JohnHillRSNStudios 5 лет назад +1

      Z- MAX the chocolate one is best by far

    • @barryfields2964
      @barryfields2964 5 лет назад

      Ben's Election Forcasting best ice cream bar ever!

    • @frozzle
      @frozzle 4 года назад +1

      Redheaded Stranger yes! so sad he didn’t get the good humor ones.

  • @z-max9033
    @z-max9033 5 лет назад +73

    I believe the few ice creams missing from this were a fudge pop, chocolate eclair, and a orange dream/cream sicle. What other ice creams do you think got left out?

    • @allie.8716
      @allie.8716 2 года назад +5

      Those little plastic cone things with the 2 gumballs at the bottom

    • @allie.8716
      @allie.8716 2 года назад

      Twoball screwballs are what they were called!

    • @r.o2938
      @r.o2938 2 года назад

      skippy cups

    • @brendonbuffaloe8830
      @brendonbuffaloe8830 2 года назад

      @@allie.8716 Good Mythical Morning ranked that one. It didn’t do well

    • @babyplaneswalker341
      @babyplaneswalker341 2 года назад

      Big Mississippi fudge. Its just a giant ass icecream sandwich but instead of vanilla its chocolate lol

  • @lalab4328
    @lalab4328 4 года назад +11

    "That was just for Tim Allen and no one else. He knew exactly what i was saying."
    Matt cracks me up.

  • @HxcJinx
    @HxcJinx 5 лет назад +34

    “You made a taco out of a drumstick and I’m not even mad about it.” Relatable.

  • @prairiejenn494
    @prairiejenn494 5 лет назад +209

    Literally sat down hiding from my kids eating a caramel filled drumstick while watching this in Saskatchewan Canada

    • @jon-michaelharris5840
      @jon-michaelharris5840 5 лет назад +3

      PrairieJenn parenting win

    • @larrybird1916
      @larrybird1916 5 лет назад

      PrairieJenn you a sexy mama

    • @LouisVDon
      @LouisVDon 5 лет назад

      Ur hair tells me u wish u had an abortion or took the morning after pill.

    • @LouisVDon
      @LouisVDon 5 лет назад +3

      Larry Bird damn how desperate are u dude

    • @thejumpergaming4699
      @thejumpergaming4699 5 лет назад +3

      @@LouisVDonDamn, how shallow are you?

  • @allyrose3735
    @allyrose3735 5 лет назад +53

    All y'all 1998-2004 kids back me up, remember when push pops we're Scooby Doo themed

  • @UNKNOWN-xm6xx
    @UNKNOWN-xm6xx 4 года назад +17

    I absolutely love this guys acting and he looks like he'd be amazing as an uncle
    A fun uncle with an epic sense of humour

  • @nicho.-.5295
    @nicho.-.5295 5 лет назад +24

    This whole video should just be called “my conscious when I’m deciding which ice cream to get from an ice cream truck”

  • @morganheffingerr1225
    @morganheffingerr1225 5 лет назад +284

    I thought the frozen lemonade was amazing bc once it melts it's lemonade plus it's in a cup

    • @catherinejarrell5288
      @catherinejarrell5288 5 лет назад +2

      the lemonade was the best!

    • @yamahaguy1732
      @yamahaguy1732 5 лет назад +1

      Morgan Heffingerr yeah I love them but only got them much and I don’t see ice cream trucks anymore

  • @billymadisonsshampoo8223
    @billymadisonsshampoo8223 5 лет назад +309

    Its not a push pop if the flintstones aren't on it.

    • @racheldavin7763
      @racheldavin7763 5 лет назад +15

      My grandaddy would get the push pops from the Schwann's man, except they called them push-ups. I don't think I've had one since my Grandaddy died back in 1994. :-(

    • @billymadisonsshampoo8223
      @billymadisonsshampoo8223 5 лет назад +5

      @@racheldavin7763 well next time I have one, I'll cheers to granddaddy

    • @emilyhyde703
      @emilyhyde703 5 лет назад +4

      Rachel Davin they r called push-ups it said it on the label a Pushpop is a candy stick in a plastic tube u push up with your finger

    • @ms.melissa1384
      @ms.melissa1384 5 лет назад

      @@racheldavin7763 Sorry about your Grandaddy. I have the Schwann's ones in my freezer now. They're not as orange as the ones in the video though.

    • @traeherren2269
      @traeherren2269 5 лет назад +6

      Mine had Scooby Doo on them as a kid

  • @zekayeacosplays2778
    @zekayeacosplays2778 5 лет назад +451

    I’m not southern but still sort of relate to your channel

    • @nikkilynne7611
      @nikkilynne7611 5 лет назад

      Zekayea O’Clair one with granny I accaly sent the shirt to my grandma lol

    • @christopherennabe6961
      @christopherennabe6961 5 лет назад +11

      Everyone wants to be a southerner 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @chellybabyme
      @chellybabyme 5 лет назад +15

      Maybe you are a Southerner with a geographical challenge.. Medicine is relocation. I love the South! It took me too long to fix the illness of being born in the North. Go south, friend!

    • @jessiec2220
      @jessiec2220 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @austina4189
      @austina4189 5 лет назад +3

      It's okay as long as you don't live in ohio

  • @peppernagre3126
    @peppernagre3126 5 лет назад +121

    Those drum sticks were called nutty buddies when I was a kid.

    • @vc9304
      @vc9304 4 года назад +7

      It depends on the brand. Pet and Mayfield call them Nutty Buddies but the brand he got calls them Drumsticks. I think Nestle makes them.

    • @greyfiveys
      @greyfiveys 4 года назад

      VC yes sir it’s by nestle

    • @andyfletcher3561
      @andyfletcher3561 4 года назад +1

      @@vc9304 Yeah, we had both when I was a kid in the 60's. Depended on what store or brand truck you got them from. Some stores actually carried both.

    • @peeperinos
      @peeperinos 4 года назад +5

      Lol the only nutty buddy i have ever heard of were the chocolate covered peanut butter filled wafers

    • @yoohyeonforever7067
      @yoohyeonforever7067 4 года назад

      They still are where I live

  • @JenniferSwiftBlood
    @JenniferSwiftBlood 5 лет назад +29

    Is now a good time to tell him that bomb pops sold in stores are about half the size of the ones sold by ice cream trucks

  • @jamesedjones
    @jamesedjones 5 лет назад +59

    "Way softer than I remember it, too."
    Well, yeah. You probably never spent a few minutes taking about your bomb pop before eating it as a kid.

  • @jfr7160
    @jfr7160 5 лет назад +25

    I love it! The drumstick was called the “Nutty Buddy” when I was little!! Goodness!!

  • @shadowdramon01
    @shadowdramon01 5 лет назад +52

    One of the best things was those Ninja Turtle popsicles with the bubble gum eyeballs.

    • @MrMcGibblets04
      @MrMcGibblets04 4 года назад +2

      This is it

    • @ryang1689
      @ryang1689 4 года назад +1

      Yup! Makes me wonder if they even exist anymore since they went with sponge bob

  • @watchersmith806
    @watchersmith806 2 года назад +4

    “This is what happens if Sponge Bob marries his first cousin.”😂🤣🤣 “This is Sponge Bob on meth. Sponge Bob with a habit. Don’t do drugs kids.” Hilarious PSA. You definitely are my fav, Matt👍

  • @kylemoore2467
    @kylemoore2467 5 лет назад +16

    Not gonna lie I literally clenched my chest when dude went in from the top on that Choco Taco 😱

  • @GoldStarGames
    @GoldStarGames 5 лет назад +49

    Screwballs were always my favorite. And they do the gum ball right and put it at the bottom! 😂

    • @graciegriffiths8936
      @graciegriffiths8936 4 года назад

      Same! Those are the best especially cotton candy! They have them at the gas station I go to and sometimes I still get them!

  • @thatonegirlelaine
    @thatonegirlelaine 5 лет назад +56

    You are correct, sir. Bomb pops used to be huge.

    • @mahaliale2034
      @mahaliale2034 5 лет назад +4

      Elaine Pollard I see these in the freezer section at the grocery store all the time. The massive ones are still in the ice cream trucks tho.

    • @thatonegirlelaine
      @thatonegirlelaine 5 лет назад +1

      @Ben DC4L They're actually two different brands. Firecrackers are made by Popsicle. I forgot who makes Bomb Pops. Lord, snow cones were the best! Sometimes you could get crazy and have them mix flavors. There was nothing better than a snow cone in the summer.

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 5 лет назад

      My cousin has the massive ones in her freezer

    • @beachchell9449
      @beachchell9449 5 лет назад

      They were definitely bigger when I got them at my neighborhood store growing up, we also had the option of an all grape one. 💚

  • @cynthiajordan8751
    @cynthiajordan8751 5 лет назад +44

    My favorite was always the chocolate eclair bar. Similar to the Strawberry Shortcake bar but in chocolate. I really love the Bomb Pop popsicle with the Red White and Blue flavors. Now I get them at Dollar Tree and they are really long and of course $1.00 each.

    • @michaelrenzi1559
      @michaelrenzi1559 Год назад

      Chocolate eclair and fudge bars are my favorites 😍💯🤎🤎🤎🍫

  • @darrell9546
    @darrell9546 5 лет назад +10

    I was the ice cream man a long time ago, most fun job ever. The classic ice cream sandwich remains my favorite to this day. Drumsticks are good too.

  • @AveImperatoris
    @AveImperatoris 5 лет назад +16

    "If you didn't have one of these as a child... you were from Russia or something" yea.. you right.. you right...

  • @christosvoskresye
    @christosvoskresye 5 лет назад +79

    You need a Dreamsicle. It's much better than the push pop, because it has ice cream.
    I think you have to include an Eskimo Pie, too.

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 5 лет назад +2

      @Khaeldranis Choco Tacos are amazing

    • @boop6169
      @boop6169 5 лет назад

      christosvoskresye no ew
      I hated them as a kid too sweet but not in a good way . Still don’t like them.
      Choco tacos are delicious though

  • @TheKwgeorge
    @TheKwgeorge 5 лет назад +109

    A terrible oversight on Matt's part...He completely forgot to include DreamSicles !

    • @KevlarX2
      @KevlarX2 5 лет назад +1

      Thankyou. I was trying to remember what they were called.

    • @jossynda
      @jossynda 5 лет назад +1

      Kenneth W GEORGE those were my FAVORITES!

    • @kearymchugh7454
      @kearymchugh7454 4 года назад +1

      Yes! My thought exactly! Those are the best.

    • @repforthemotorcity6216
      @repforthemotorcity6216 4 года назад

      No ones perfect .

    • @gizzyguzzi
      @gizzyguzzi 3 года назад +1

      is that the creamsicle? Also left out fudgespops. Kids now days!

  • @jamesrogers1554
    @jamesrogers1554 5 лет назад +37

    Whatever happened to the classic Mickey Mouse bar? It had vanilla ice cream with chocolate dots for eyes and a nose and with chocolate dipped ears. That thing was fun!

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 5 лет назад +9

      And it was usually formed a bit off leaving Mickey looking like he was in an accident and the reconstructive surgery didn't go well.

    • @diamondsngunns88
      @diamondsngunns88 5 лет назад +4

      Yummmmm I used to love that one!! Thanks for the flashback! ☺️

    • @claudiamcghin3419
      @claudiamcghin3419 5 лет назад

      Yes! Those were my favorite too!

    • @kyoyarenji9254
      @kyoyarenji9254 5 лет назад

      I totally forgot about those until you brought them up, they need to be brought back tho

    • @boop6169
      @boop6169 5 лет назад

      J K that’s how most of the character pops looked 😂😂😂

  • @Dropleto
    @Dropleto 5 лет назад +10

    It’s a Southern Thing : bites ice cream
    Me : I’ve only seen this raw strength once before

  • @banjobill8420
    @banjobill8420 5 лет назад +4

    Can't go wrong with the drumstick. Literally never been disappointed by them.
    Not something from the ice cream truck but y'all remember the triangle fruit pops? They came in orange, cherry, and grape and were like crack to a little Banjo Billy in school.

  • @trutrevallo
    @trutrevallo 5 лет назад +19

    "The push-pops from my childhood had the flintstones on it". I felt that 💯

  • @jamesenglebert9149
    @jamesenglebert9149 5 лет назад +47

    You should rank milkshakes next (including frostees and Blizzards)

  • @anyas7348
    @anyas7348 5 лет назад +17

    “You’re turning a weird shade of orange, my friend”

  • @lacey6800
    @lacey6800 4 года назад +15

    “I also have a belly like a pregnant person. Well whatever”

  • @daliah8883
    @daliah8883 4 года назад +19

    I love the strawberry shortcake bars, they are delicious! At a store near me they have strawberry ice cream in sugar cookies, they also taste great!

  • @Georgia-WRBNS
    @Georgia-WRBNS 5 лет назад +58

    NO FUDGESICLE MATT? Dude! Not a true ranking then my friend! I call Foul!!! Lol!!!

  • @AmberKateD1995
    @AmberKateD1995 5 лет назад +11

    I always got the chocolate eclaire ice cream! It was like the strawberry shortcake one but it was chocolate in the middle with vanilla around it, then it had tons of crumbly chocolate bits.

    • @sis23344
      @sis23344 5 лет назад +2

      Omg same. That was my favorite!!!

    • @avalerie4467
      @avalerie4467 Год назад +1

      Excellent choice. Good Humor also had an Almond flavor. All three were great.

    • @carolynwhitten9712
      @carolynwhitten9712 Год назад

      I was wondering what they were called. I used to eat them a lot. My parents had to lock the deep freezer to keep me out of it

  • @anonymousbub3410
    @anonymousbub3410 5 лет назад +98

    I love your channel so much, it’s amazing! Now I know which type of ice cream to get!

  • @lakenbacon7349
    @lakenbacon7349 4 года назад +14

    Matt: mentions taco pizza
    Me yells in Missouri: Casey's sells that
    Me also: remembers that this is the wrong channel for Casey's
    Depression sets in as remember I have a college essay due, but I have chose to watch a man eat icecream and think about taco pizza

  • @leeanncounts6696
    @leeanncounts6696 5 лет назад +1

    I love this channel even though I'm a northern. Bless your rank is perfection. Every episode makes me smile and laugh. Can't wait till new episodes come out.

  • @danidickman2138
    @danidickman2138 5 лет назад +53

    I love "Bless your rank!"

  • @unbreakable_kimmy
    @unbreakable_kimmy 5 лет назад +5

    Matt seems adorable. The friendliest of giants. :) Your videos always make.me happy even though I'm nowhere near being southern.

  • @jinxstheories4263
    @jinxstheories4263 5 лет назад +40

    They make a mountian dew that tastes like the white area of the rocket pop (red, white, and blue one). It is called mountian dew white out

    • @bcaye
      @bcaye 5 лет назад

      Mountain

    • @cormorantcolors
      @cormorantcolors 5 лет назад +1

      Isn’t called a bomb pop? Is it a brand or regional thing?

    • @julienken2083
      @julienken2083 5 лет назад +1

      They should make the vice versa

    • @mistressblush4233
      @mistressblush4233 5 лет назад +1

      The Mountain Dew White Out is my absolute favorite Mountain Dew flavor. I think they phased it out though...not seeing it anymore. ☹️

    • @jinxstheories4263
      @jinxstheories4263 5 лет назад +1

      @@mistressblush4233 you can buy it online, and in truck stops.

  • @madisonwhitmer1376
    @madisonwhitmer1376 4 года назад +1

    I LOVE creamsicle push pops! One of my fondest memories of my childhood. Grandpa or Grandma would take us ( my sister and I) down to the gas station not to far from where we lived. I always picked one of these when I could get ice cream. Reminds me of family time, laughter, happiness, sunny spring and summer days and wonderful memories. Wish I could go back. Mainly to be with my grandparents again at that time, love them sooooo much!

  • @nurseprac.nikki513
    @nurseprac.nikki513 4 года назад +2

    I could watch Matt rate things ALL day. So enjoyable! ❤️

  • @govols535
    @govols535 5 лет назад +10

    What a “sacrifice” at the end, being willing to clear the table. Actually willing to bet you didn’t clear off the remaining spongeBob. 🤪

  • @RileyJSW
    @RileyJSW 5 лет назад +27

    I’m 16 and everything you said about the push-pop is so accurate. It’s been years since I’ve even had one, but it did look way more orange.

  • @theshrimpwizard8439
    @theshrimpwizard8439 5 лет назад +7

    12:07 I was dying from laughter because I literally thought that in my head. who would eat a taco like that I'm totally subscribing

  • @JacobLoveless23
    @JacobLoveless23 5 лет назад +4

    My favorite is choco taco, but yeah, drumsticks are great. And third is for certain, strawberry shortcake ice cream, bar forms. But I rarely had the money, so otter pops from the fridge was the best I could get at times. Now I can buy them all! Adulting done right!

  • @ColinRichards1
    @ColinRichards1 4 года назад +1

    The fake me out bite, then turn and smile, got me. I teared up laughing.

  • @copswife99
    @copswife99 5 лет назад +8

    Ok...growing up outside Atlanta, all us southern kids would say...' The Hunky Man is coming!!...when we heard the music of the ice cream truck coming down the road. 😃

    • @christfollower7315
      @christfollower7315 5 лет назад +1

      I grew up outside Atlanta in Cobb County, and I never heard "The Hunky Man". It was always ice cream man. Furthermore, you don't look like you are that much different age from me, 41 years.

    • @copswife99
      @copswife99 5 лет назад +1

      @@christfollower7315 ...I grew up on Oakdale Rd and, yep, it was the Hunky Man. I thought everybody did. 😊 Hey...Thanks, but you could be my son. 😊

    • @christfollower7315
      @christfollower7315 5 лет назад

      @@copswife99 , in Mableton or Smyrna?

    • @copswife99
      @copswife99 5 лет назад

      @@christfollower7315 Mableton

    • @christfollower7315
      @christfollower7315 5 лет назад

      Cool. I grew up in Mableton, too.

  • @elizabethtorres3491
    @elizabethtorres3491 5 лет назад +28

    Hello my southern dude 😀,
    Yes the bomb pop is a lot smaller. Bummer huh ✌

  • @josiee1120
    @josiee1120 5 лет назад +118

    When I was a kid, I always got a snow cone from the ice cream truck.

    • @snreynolds91
      @snreynolds91 5 лет назад +5

      And it had s gumball at the bottom, right?

    • @waffleccandy
      @waffleccandy 5 лет назад +1

      Those are the best.

    • @kelsieb9509
      @kelsieb9509 5 лет назад +1

      Josie Anderson I remember getting a jolly rancher snow cone

    • @MattyHam123
      @MattyHam123 5 лет назад

      Those 3 colored snow ones are literally the best

    • @pugsabi
      @pugsabi 5 лет назад +1

      @@snreynolds91 the gumball one was sherbet and was called a screwball. The snow cone was hard as a rock and where I was growing up, came with three different flavored stripes on it.

  • @lacey6800
    @lacey6800 4 года назад +15

    “This is what happens when spongebob marries his first cousin” 😂

  • @butterbeanqueen8148
    @butterbeanqueen8148 Год назад +1

    The original orange push up pop was pale orange sherbet in a tube decorated with red, yellow and blue large polka dots. Everything else is a sad imitation. Flintstone push up pops came much later (90’s). If you can find the original they taste like childhood.

  • @jordanhicks5131
    @jordanhicks5131 5 лет назад +178

    Strawberry shortcake is by far and away the best

    • @VanessaMallia
      @VanessaMallia 5 лет назад +4

      The chocolate Scooter Crunch bar ranks right up there

    • @kanyefan7743
      @kanyefan7743 5 лет назад +2

      For sure love them things

    • @Cynararose
      @Cynararose 5 лет назад +7

      They are amazing but it depends on the brand, I tried the blue bunny brand because they didn’t have good humor brand and well it sucked!!!!!!!

    • @cameronkuriger2509
      @cameronkuriger2509 5 лет назад

      I loved those this but I can have it any more

    • @easonbrown7255
      @easonbrown7255 5 лет назад +2

      I love its cousin the Chocolate eclair bar

  • @alietheartist734
    @alietheartist734 5 лет назад +4

    Drumsticks are the best ice cream ever! I also remember the push pops being paler orange and really hard to push up. Also, bubblegum ice cream is fine on its own, just be careful and warm up the gum a little before you actually chew it or you’ll break a tooth.

  • @komodoguy152
    @komodoguy152 5 лет назад +7

    The fun thing is
    You got one if the GOOD looking character pops

  • @katiegomez541
    @katiegomez541 4 года назад +7

    The critique of the sponge bob “treat” 😂😂😂

  • @karriburkhart4367
    @karriburkhart4367 3 года назад +3

    I love the strawberry shortcake 🍰 😋 but the ice cream cones dipped in nuts are very delicious!

  • @mikeellis4158
    @mikeellis4158 5 лет назад +24

    Sad part i these ice cream treats are not made as well as they used to be.

    • @justpassingthru3186
      @justpassingthru3186 5 лет назад +1

      Nothing is 😀

    • @kingstea1
      @kingstea1 5 лет назад +2

      @mikeellis they are not! Smaller, worse quality and more money..

  • @CavemanSynthesizer
    @CavemanSynthesizer 5 лет назад +102

    I feel like drumsticks used to be bigger.

    • @earldeanpowell
      @earldeanpowell 5 лет назад +2

      You were smaller!

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 лет назад +19

      They've since cut costs by using smaller ice cream turkeys for their drumsticks

    • @CavemanSynthesizer
      @CavemanSynthesizer 5 лет назад +2

      @@earldeanpowell I've always been the same size!

    • @chloedraws1202
      @chloedraws1202 5 лет назад +8

      The one he has looks like the boxed ones from the grocery . The ones on the truck had a paper wrapping and was much bigger

    • @kev4850
      @kev4850 5 лет назад +3

      @@CavemanSynthesizer your head got bigger lol

  • @colorgaurdsweethreat3474
    @colorgaurdsweethreat3474 5 лет назад +4

    @8:01 Technically yes, your taste buds change officially every "Seven Years"... However, like every part of your body, it changes periodically throughout your lifetime, not just by increments of seven. I think the saying "Every Seven years" stems from the idea that by the seven year mark there are significant number of changes from the previous seven years andnis just a significant timeline to measure by. I'm a medical student, I remember learning it somewhere down the road in my early days, but seeing as I'm not going into regular medical field or nutritionist field (unlike my roomates at my first college, had a nutrienist and food analyst (I can't remember the actual major she had but it was like a road step to becoming a true food critique, she had to take cuisine/fine food classes. Always had something fun for us to try😋😋😋😋) I remember when they weren't partying having conversations on the topic with them. But I also learned it in classes....) Sorry I can't remember it well.

  • @sidneyvandykeii3169
    @sidneyvandykeii3169 9 месяцев назад +1

    All of these treats used to be much bigger. Especially the Bomb Pop, which is basically sugar and water. That's why they were so big in the first place.

  • @paulPorter-v3i
    @paulPorter-v3i Год назад +2

    What about the Dreamcicle? That was my favorite back in the day!

  • @xxbigdumpyxx8624
    @xxbigdumpyxx8624 5 лет назад +5

    “Chucky cheese is sad now, as an adult I feel like *music stops* that’s what the 7th layer of hell is”

  • @lucynewlin9544
    @lucynewlin9544 5 лет назад +11

    The chocolate-banana-chocolate bomb pop was soooooo tasty!

  • @ItsBinhRepaired
    @ItsBinhRepaired 5 лет назад +6

    Was that the good humor brand strawberry bar? There are a lot of knockoffs that suck, especially the blue bunny one, but to be fair, the flavor is called something different.

    • @blkluv100
      @blkluv100 5 лет назад

      Yes the good humor drumsticks were better. They're hard to find now. All the stores that used to carry them only carry Nestles now. The good humor ones had chewy cones, the Nestles cones are too crispy.

    • @ItsBinhRepaired
      @ItsBinhRepaired 5 лет назад +2

      @@blkluv100 I like crispy cones. If you leave it in the freezer long enough they'll turn chewy haha

    • @andyfletcher3561
      @andyfletcher3561 4 года назад +1

      @@ItsBinhRepaired same with the cookie on the sandwiches.

  • @corvid_commerce
    @corvid_commerce 4 года назад +7

    Him: like chucky cheese,... like that's what I think the 7th circle of hell to be....... and that makes me sad.

  • @crypticderek9679
    @crypticderek9679 5 лет назад +11

    That push pop is also more orange than when I was a child, and I'm only 16 !
    I should go buy one soon

  • @JIPS1993
    @JIPS1993 5 лет назад +14

    I get a real John C Reily vibe with this guy. I like it.

  • @peruvian_goddesss725
    @peruvian_goddesss725 5 лет назад +4

    The crumbly strawberry 🍓 thing happens to be my favorite 😂.

  • @colasantevenezia8682
    @colasantevenezia8682 4 года назад +4

    "it's called a food truck..." 😂😂😂

  • @karlsenula9495
    @karlsenula9495 7 месяцев назад +1

    I used to love the red white and blue snow cones.

  • @billterry967
    @billterry967 5 лет назад +59

    I'm a 51 year old kid trapped in a mans body. My wife and kids will agree. And thank you now I have to go out for ice cream. P.s. all those ice creams are my favourites lol.

  • @livestrong456
    @livestrong456 5 лет назад +5

    “I’m driving” (takes a bite of the choco taco) “maybe not” lol

  • @kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144
    @kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144 5 лет назад +4

    I remember the Flintstone pushups and yeah you had to use the table lol

  • @tonykeltsflorida
    @tonykeltsflorida 4 года назад +4

    Our ice cream truck had "Giant" Neapolitan ice cream sandwiches. They were the best.

  • @meredithboehme9869
    @meredithboehme9869 5 лет назад +1

    This video legit made me laugh out loud. Loved it!!

  • @easonbrown7255
    @easonbrown7255 5 лет назад +21

    Everyone knows the Chocolate Eclair Bar is the Best Icecream! Love y'all!

  • @dallashord5221
    @dallashord5221 5 лет назад +11

    Mayfield's Brown Cow should be in there somewhere. Substitute it for the Spongebob sickle. Mayfield's Orange Sickles are a good choice. I don't think you can go wrong with anything that says Mayfield's on it, really.

  • @samiam619
    @samiam619 5 лет назад +27

    Whoever comes up with the subtitles, is funnier than Matt!

  • @LoadingInterestingThings
    @LoadingInterestingThings Год назад +1

    The amount of concern in his face when he ate the whole push pop had me dying

  • @sarahhardy865
    @sarahhardy865 3 года назад +2

    Drumstick is “Nutty Buddy.” My favorite.

  • @baskervillebee6097
    @baskervillebee6097 5 лет назад +32

    A man with a beard will never starve.😏
    Hey! Where's the fudgesicle?

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you the bestest classic ice cream 👏👏👏😁

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +1

      YES!

    • @seanriley1603
      @seanriley1603 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe fudgesicle is more of a store bought treat. What about the Crunch Bar?

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +1

      @@seanriley1603 Forgot about that. It was GOOD too. Nestles, wasn't it? Seemed like it had toffee crunch pieces and they were all store bought here.

    • @agileanalyst214
      @agileanalyst214 5 лет назад

      Not included because there wouldn't have been a contest then

  • @sarahh2072
    @sarahh2072 5 лет назад +7

    "Is this poison?"
    *takes second bite*

  • @samanthalevinski317
    @samanthalevinski317 4 года назад +11

    Every time he bit it chills ran though my body
    My order is:
    Ice cream cone
    Sandwiches
    Chocolate taco
    Strawberry short cake
    Character pops
    Push pop
    Bomb pop

    • @Iheartsubway
      @Iheartsubway 3 года назад

      I like to get the characters

  • @tntmc2482
    @tntmc2482 Год назад +1

    Loved the old bomb pops that were hard, I noticed the change when I bought some for my son when he was young. I used to scrape it against my teeth then get shavings of all the flavors in my mouth at once 😋 now it's made so soft and doesn't have that icey consistently so you can't really do it in the same way

  • @CharlesJohnson-tp7qq
    @CharlesJohnson-tp7qq Год назад +2

    First time I had a Coco Taco it was at a cheap Mexican restaurant in a strip mall in West Virginia. They had it on their dessert menu, and they plated it with a dollop of whipped cream and a chocolate drizzle, and as a kid I thought that was a dessert that restaurant invented.
    Still love them straight from the Ice Cream Truck, though

  • @Big_T_Travis
    @Big_T_Travis 5 лет назад +10

    DRUMSTICK HANDS DOWN!!!

    • @shaneboone6868
      @shaneboone6868 5 лет назад

      Big_T_1987 Travis I agree that was my all time favorite