What's The Best Mountain Dew Flavor? | Bless Your Rank

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction 4 года назад +644

    This video was brought to you by Insulin.

    • @krisandersen8695
      @krisandersen8695 4 года назад +11

      There's not enough insulin in North America (yes, that includes Canada) to counter the sugar this poor guy consumed in this episode..

    • @Leo7s1822
      @Leo7s1822 4 года назад +12

      This video was brought to you by diabetes

    • @jonmiguel
      @jonmiguel 4 года назад +1

      If he was going to rank Dew ZERO why didn't he include Diet Dew? Essentially the same thing but a better blend than ZERO.

    • @actionjax3249
      @actionjax3249 4 года назад

      Matrixdah really dude

    • @Leo7s1822
      @Leo7s1822 4 года назад +1

      Action Jax yup man

  • @christinasanchez4984
    @christinasanchez4984 4 года назад +655

    He could rate Kool-Aid flavors next or Cheeto flavors. There's so much variety.

    • @kdsmith9750
      @kdsmith9750 4 года назад +7

      Doritos 2

    • @denisebunker6674
      @denisebunker6674 4 года назад +3

      Green Kool-Aid is the best!😉

    • @kdsmith9750
      @kdsmith9750 4 года назад +4

      Denise Bunker I prefer the lemonades but we all have are preferences.

    • @jacklynhanson8499
      @jacklynhanson8499 4 года назад +2

      Grape flavor kool-aid... 😫 No thanks!

    • @rdidri
      @rdidri 4 года назад +4

      No need to rate Cheetos. Cheesy Jalapeño Cheetos are the best. Done.

  • @explained4242
    @explained4242 4 года назад +382

    They should have taken his blood sugar before and after. That would have been interesting.

    • @jerrykinnin7941
      @jerrykinnin7941 4 года назад +17

      Why. It's a good thing when your pee is the color of MT DEW. right?

    • @patrickmccurry1563
      @patrickmccurry1563 4 года назад +1

      Unless he's diabetic, then ingesting a boat ton of sugar won't spike it that much. It's why the glucose tolerance test is a thing.

    • @bergamotblonde
      @bergamotblonde 4 года назад +1

      They should have taken it after each one.

    • @zoecharlotte1430
      @zoecharlotte1430 4 года назад +12

      @@patrickmccurry1563 actually it does spike your sugar level even as a non diabetic . Me and my sister tried it (she's diabetic and I'm not ) my sugar level did change after eating fruit .

    • @krisandersen8695
      @krisandersen8695 4 года назад

      Before the first sip: BG = 78. After the last sip: BG = 287

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 4 года назад +536

    I would love to see Matt evaluate all the imitation meat burgers like the impossible whooper. Im laughing just thinking about his comments

    • @lisab0428
      @lisab0428 3 года назад +3

      He did

    • @carleematlock2835
      @carleematlock2835 3 года назад +3

      @Gregory Hernandez I think he has

    • @From-North-Jersey
      @From-North-Jersey 3 года назад +9

      As a big guy who has had an incident of "Explosive veggie burger syndrome" I pity who ever has to clean the bathroom after his body rejects the impossible whopper.

    • @Rubie_the_Black_Widow_Subie
      @Rubie_the_Black_Widow_Subie 3 года назад +1

      🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @MrDragon1990
      @MrDragon1990 3 года назад +2

      @@lisab0428 what can i have a link

  • @jaredfromhr2711
    @jaredfromhr2711 4 года назад +348

    Mountain dew voltage tastes like when you're playing guitar hero and you go on a streak and all the keys turn blue

    • @torunsmok5890
      @torunsmok5890 3 года назад +9

      Mhm! Easy favorite for me, it's a soda where the taste ITSELF will wake you the F up, and the frosty sharks one the new one is like a smoother voltage taste imo so it's a nice chill option. Don't get what he was on about with Zero tho, it's not chemical tasting compared to normal dew, it's just smoother like with the sharks.... I think he just didn't like the smooth ones exposing what's under all the extremeness lol

    • @krspy8849
      @krspy8849 3 года назад +1

      Voltage tastes like sour patch kids

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 3 года назад +1

      I sell these and the white Dew is popular. Folks buy 24 at a time.

    • @gameslangston9172
      @gameslangston9172 2 года назад

      This is 100% accurate

    • @annodomino3935
      @annodomino3935 2 года назад +3

      That is a great description with incredible imagery.

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 4 года назад +297

    I don't think Matt will be sleeping for a few days after filming this one :)

    • @alabamacrimsontide473
      @alabamacrimsontide473 4 года назад +3

      Hi Wolters World

    • @woltersworld
      @woltersworld 4 года назад +2

      @@alabamacrimsontide473 hey Atlanta united fan. Hope you are doing well. Good luck in the MLS is back cup

    • @shalynweir195
      @shalynweir195 4 года назад

      Is this the person in the video?

    • @joshhalterman5701
      @joshhalterman5701 4 года назад +2

      @@shalynweir195 no but he's got a cool travel channel

    • @jamesjoyner4033
      @jamesjoyner4033 4 года назад +1

      Frosty sharks 🦈 dam sounds 👍 like exclusive mountain dew cereal..

  • @scrapperk8399
    @scrapperk8399 4 года назад +54

    “Jacked up on the Dew right now [maniacal laughter] . . . I love life. I love all of everything.”

  • @zman08
    @zman08 4 года назад +32

    Loved Matt's slow descent into madness toward the end.

  • @xiphiasoffishwell4781
    @xiphiasoffishwell4781 4 года назад +84

    Bless Your Rank: Kool-Aid flavors. You've signed yourself up for this, Matt.

  • @patriciapreston9710
    @patriciapreston9710 4 года назад +150

    "I'm only getting the essentials which is.. Dr pepper" Amen brother.

  • @RyeLab85
    @RyeLab85 4 года назад +266

    You missed the opportunity of mixing all these together in a cup and tasting that.

    • @BendyDH
      @BendyDH 4 года назад +15

      welcome to the Liberty Brew or whatever it's called, it's a mash up of original, Code Red, and I think Voltage? because 'Murica

    • @jonmiguel
      @jonmiguel 4 года назад +10

      Might be a health department restriction. Maybe even the NRC.

    • @air597
      @air597 4 года назад +3

      Bendy you’re thinking of Dew.S.A. It was code red, voltage and white out. Which were red, white and blue dews

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 4 года назад +1

      @@BendyDH I think I read on the bottle or a box of it or something that it's the mixing of 50 flavors for the 50 states. I honestly didn't like it, and I love Mountain Dew.

    • @BendyDH
      @BendyDH 4 года назад

      @@ChibiPanda8888 I don't mind the "50 flavor" one but it is a little weird

  • @goblingunk_
    @goblingunk_ 4 года назад +345

    And he got jittery like immediately. Don't let this man try c-c-c-cocaine.

    • @dirtydozen5079
      @dirtydozen5079 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @BlastHeart96
      @BlastHeart96 4 года назад +6

      DoCtOr rOcKsO NoOo

    • @c.j.4014
      @c.j.4014 4 года назад +23

      "Welcome back to Bless Your Rank: Cocaine!" 😂😂😂

    • @nobodhilikeshu4092
      @nobodhilikeshu4092 4 года назад +6

      Cocaine Energy Drink is pretty neat. It's got a nice bite to it.

    • @MandalorV7
      @MandalorV7 4 года назад +3

      Charlie J. Now just let me show y’all what we grow in the backwoods and the swamps. 😆

  • @ItzzzBeamo
    @ItzzzBeamo 4 года назад +245

    Should have a part 2 with:
    -Live Wire
    -White Out
    -Pitch Black
    -Black Cherry Kickstart
    -Kickstart Original
    -DewSA

    • @Beth_Amphetamine
      @Beth_Amphetamine 4 года назад +16

      No one is mentioning that nasty KFC dew. Sweet lightning. It’s supposed to taste like sweet tea.

    • @blakewaddell451
      @blakewaddell451 4 года назад +3

      And Gamefuel and Cyclone and the diet Mtn Dew that’s not the zero one they taste different

    • @jolliron
      @jolliron 4 года назад +8

      And Liberty Brew. My personal favorite

    • @suckmyaxe8427
      @suckmyaxe8427 4 года назад +7

      @@Beth_Amphetamine Wrong. It's supposed to taste like Pineapple and Honey.

    • @Jaco_Vorn
      @Jaco_Vorn 4 года назад +5

      Dont forget pitch black II if you can find it

  • @burnttoasts
    @burnttoasts 4 года назад +31

    Binge-watched Bless Your Rank today - I love Matt’s enthusiasm and subtle humor in every video. Also, now I want Mountain Dew. Please keep making these!

  • @jonanishere6480
    @jonanishere6480 4 года назад +124

    "Mountain Dew makes no clear flavors"
    Mountain Dew ice: Am I a joke to you
    Matt: yes

    • @jonanishere6480
      @jonanishere6480 3 года назад +1

      @@grantfamily3360 When did I say it wasn’t it still exists

    • @jonanishere6480
      @jonanishere6480 3 года назад

      @@grantfamily3360 ok

    • @jordanboteler8978
      @jordanboteler8978 3 года назад +1

      And voo dew

    • @klayman2
      @klayman2 3 года назад

      @@jonanishere6480 it was discontinued in the US March 2nd of 2020 actually, its only sold wherever hasn't sold its supply

    • @NightmareShadows13
      @NightmareShadows13 2 года назад

      Mountain Dew Throwback was also clear. And it tasted exactly the same as original Mountain Dew.

  • @joemihaly
    @joemihaly 4 года назад +218

    Who else is a northerner but still loves these videos?

    • @ICenobyte1962
      @ICenobyte1962 4 года назад +5

      Pa here! Love these videos!

    • @railsofthenorthland1181
      @railsofthenorthland1181 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, besides the accent these stereotypes are actually really strong in Minnesota, at least where I’m from. But I still am a really stereotypical Minnesotan.

    • @momentsformoms9467
      @momentsformoms9467 4 года назад +1

      Midwestern here. Michigan 🙂

    • @rachel_sj
      @rachel_sj 4 года назад +3

      I do. One of my good friends I roomed with for a few years was from Atlanta originally. A few years ago, I moved out and he moved to that part of Virginia that “kicks” into Tenn and I watch these videos cause Matt reminds me of my friend....

    • @kroseandpen4671
      @kroseandpen4671 4 года назад

      Colorado, but yes

  • @BlastHeart96
    @BlastHeart96 4 года назад +153

    As a Texan I laughed out loud at Dr. Pepper being an essential. We drink that about as much as we do water here if not more on some days. xD

    • @CMBauer
      @CMBauer 4 года назад +1

      Lol. Awesome!

    • @mwlangley78
      @mwlangley78 4 года назад +2

      There is only one bad flavor of dew to me. It's sugar free

    • @erinbailey4631
      @erinbailey4631 4 года назад +2

      As a fellow Texan I endorse this statement. If you go to pak a sak and get a 24 ounce Dr Pepper at the fountain you’re not a real Texan or you’re a toddler

    • @melissarose0126
      @melissarose0126 4 года назад +3

      An essential for us in Oklahoma too...

    • @eijahmarohn7703
      @eijahmarohn7703 4 года назад

      that’s how i am with vanilla pepsi lol

  • @zacharysnyder2520
    @zacharysnyder2520 4 года назад +210

    I cant tell if its the caffeine or quarantine that is getting to him.

  • @edefyinggravity
    @edefyinggravity 4 года назад +55

    Matt: there's no name for this color.
    My 8 year old: It's green
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @cbjfan99
      @cbjfan99 3 года назад

      It's mountain dew, it's actually yellow

  • @lacey6800
    @lacey6800 3 года назад +11

    “It tastes fuzzy. Like the exterior of a peach.” Best line I’ve ever heard. Ever. Of all the RUclips videos on RUclips, this is the best line ever.

    • @1337slic3
      @1337slic3 3 года назад

      I read this comment before watching and thought "that's gotta be Frostbite" and I was right

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 5 месяцев назад

      That's why nehi is the best...peach fuzz in a bottle.

  • @carlkurtz1410
    @carlkurtz1410 4 года назад +139

    And he didn’t even drink the equivalent of an entire bottle? Do NOT let Matt near energy drinks unless you want to remodel your house!

    • @Nighthawk-sd3nc
      @Nighthawk-sd3nc 4 года назад +10

      Yea a bang energy would end his life for sure 😂

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 3 года назад

      I'd fear for Matt's well being trying 8 energy drinks. More dangerous than the awesome bourbon rankings

    • @dojo4735
      @dojo4735 3 года назад

      Haha they did that

    • @lylibu
      @lylibu Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AllTeam
    @AllTeam 4 года назад +42

    I'm glad Matt is able to get out of the house for these. I think he was going insane at home 🤣

  • @anjiliveach3267
    @anjiliveach3267 4 года назад +98

    Can someone check on Matt? I'm concerned for his wellbeing 😂

  • @blubblub_6963
    @blubblub_6963 4 года назад +8

    “ I feel like my teeth are talking to me “ 😂😂😂

  • @allynhaley
    @allynhaley 4 года назад +15

    I can’t deal with how great this is. These are the best. He’s the best. We’re not worthy. 🤣

  • @MrBenfranz
    @MrBenfranz 4 года назад +92

    I drink it maybe once a month, enough to guarantee I'll be well preserved when I die.

    • @idiot675
      @idiot675 4 года назад +1

      You'll disintegrate before you preserve

    • @djredshow
      @djredshow 4 года назад +1

      I drink a out 2 two litres a day at work.

    • @ChinchillaQueen
      @ChinchillaQueen 4 года назад

      @@djredshow I'm the one that drinks it daily. I'll die well preserved

  • @csacowboy
    @csacowboy 4 года назад +31

    "It's a pretty blue, not a color I want to put in my body but I'm going to."
    I love this, y'all are too funny brother.

  • @lindamoser6317
    @lindamoser6317 4 года назад +26

    YAHOO MOUNTAIN DEW!!! From an old ad for the Dew showing a hillbilly in straw hat and coveralls lol. How many can remember that???

    • @ddraiss
      @ddraiss 4 года назад +2

      At least in Ohio we still have that! Several years ago they started making "Mountain Dew Throwback" which is made with sugar instead of corn syrup. It is on another level above what regualr Mt. Dew is now. The hillbilly and slogan are on the 12 pack carton.

    • @lindamoser6317
      @lindamoser6317 4 года назад +3

      @@ddraiss Yep I have seen it. I remember the ad slogan being on tv years ago though for the Dew when the hillbilly was hollering "Yahoo". I guess today if it was being said someone would get their panties in a wad over portrayal of a so called "Hillbilly".

    • @Jackalski57
      @Jackalski57 4 года назад +1

      I actually have some of the old bottles with the Hillbilly shooting his rifle at the moon and a cabin's up on the hill!

  • @danielleoss1424
    @danielleoss1424 4 года назад +22

    Matt Fact: "I feel like I could conquer the world right now. But I'm not, I'm gonna rank Mtn Dew flavors. That's the best thing I can do for society right now".

  • @tonyflamingosucks6590
    @tonyflamingosucks6590 4 года назад +141

    You forgot the Christmas brew, liberty brew, the white flavor, the orange flavor, and the black

    • @Beth_Amphetamine
      @Beth_Amphetamine 4 года назад +15

      And the gross one from KFC that’s supposed to taste like sweet tea

    • @dimon12344
      @dimon12344 4 года назад +4

      Also forgot Maui Burst

    • @blakewaddell451
      @blakewaddell451 4 года назад +3

      And Cyclone forgot that one too

    • @deepunspokenfacts
      @deepunspokenfacts 4 года назад +6

      @@Beth_Amphetamine sweet lightning, I believe

    • @Beth_Amphetamine
      @Beth_Amphetamine 4 года назад +5

      Mr. Shark yep that’s the one. It by far the grossest mistake Mountain Dew ever created

  • @DetournementArc
    @DetournementArc 4 года назад +21

    Matt ascending to become a powerful Dew Warlock by the end

  • @nscalecoal
    @nscalecoal 4 года назад +227

    He’s going to be “all jacked up on Mountain Dew” by the end of this video and he didn’t have mt. dew livewire.

    • @TheLevada05
      @TheLevada05 4 года назад +10

      Livewire is so hard to find in Alabama 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Thorhallx
      @Thorhallx 4 года назад +5

      @@TheLevada05 I live in Alabama and I can confirm. I had to go to mobile for it

    • @TheLevada05
      @TheLevada05 4 года назад +3

      Robert Wentz a friend of mine said she’s seen it in Selma, but I’m never in that area. Usually I can find it fairly easily in Tennessee though

    • @fosterchild420420
      @fosterchild420420 4 года назад +3

      Live wire is in every store in VA but some of those I have never seen here.

    • @dorothystarling4583
      @dorothystarling4583 4 года назад +13

      He didn't have Pitch Black, either. My mom loves that stuff!

  • @amandaince4201
    @amandaince4201 4 года назад +48

    His hyperness reminded me of when we used to drink Mt Dew from sour straws at church camp. Those poor counselors...hahaha

  • @VokalFuzionBand
    @VokalFuzionBand 4 года назад +7

    Throwback is my favorite. It is smoother than regular Mtn Dew, using real sugar. It is easier for your system to process than high fructose corn syrup. But they make it a "seasonal" thing. I have been in Throwback withdrawal for months, finally it is out again in a few places. Wish they would make it available all the time.

  • @armadillerff
    @armadillerff 4 года назад +17

    The episode Matt got “happy drunk” on Mt. Dew

  • @SubeTheWench
    @SubeTheWench 4 года назад +31

    I wish that Dewshine wasn't discontinued....I would have loved to see Matt's reaction to moonshine-inspired Mountain Dew XD

    • @fecat93
      @fecat93 4 года назад +1

      We have a local brewery that does "5. Lemon/Lime (ICONIC) 12.0%
      This refreshing taste of Lemon and Lime coming together - it’s like Mountain Dew with Limon cello. Hard to stop drinking".

    • @ianhowick
      @ianhowick 4 года назад +6

      Mountain Dew was originally created as a mixer for Whiskey. The term "Mountain Dew" is an old term for moonshine

  • @welderrik
    @welderrik 4 года назад +37

    Y’all forgot Mt. Dew Livewire. The orange one.

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 5 месяцев назад

      That's the only one Iije besides original.
      They don't sell it in all states...I don't know if it's illegal? Or what the deal is.
      I can't find it in GA but I always grab some when I travel.
      I drove to nearly all lower 48 states in 2022...I found it in about half.
      Only single bottles in the convenience store...never in bulk in the grocery store.

  • @thebigfellacole3757
    @thebigfellacole3757 4 года назад +128

    “It just looks weak”
    “Although they sell it at Taco Bell and their stomach is going through enough right now.”
    I’m typing this on the can after my stomach went through enough after Taco Bell for lunch

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 4 года назад +3

      Taco Bell has never bothered my stomach and I have been eating it since I was 5. Twenty three years later and it has yet to bother me yet.

    • @mmm-et2vf
      @mmm-et2vf 4 года назад

      @@ashleydowney1222 same

    • @thebigfellacole3757
      @thebigfellacole3757 4 года назад

      Ashley Downey i wish I was as strong as you. If I even smell Taco Bell my first though is the bathroom 😂

  • @stanamilanovich3956
    @stanamilanovich3956 4 года назад +7

    I didn't know Matt rocking out singing Linkin Park while tripping heavily on nostalgia was what I needed today but it so was exactly what was needed. Thanks Matt, saving our quarantine blues 1 rank at a time. But I think the first two got an extra boost from nostalgia and he *really* likes the voltage one. That said, coming down from the high, are there any you would now rerank?

  • @jayyates1676
    @jayyates1676 4 года назад +5

    That was hilarious! You've lost your ever-lovin' mind Boy! Lol!

  • @carlbalaban81
    @carlbalaban81 4 года назад +64

    The orange one is what they should have had instead of the zero

    • @bryanlednik7807
      @bryanlednik7807 4 года назад +3

      Yea how does a diet version even stand a chance?

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 года назад +2

      Yeah doing a diet version is just weird.
      Now throwback is one they should have done

    • @Tico1818
      @Tico1818 4 года назад +3

      @@TheCumberCoIlective oh my god yes, in my opinion throwback Mountain dew is undeniably the best

    • @Beth_Amphetamine
      @Beth_Amphetamine 4 года назад

      Or the nasty one from KCF that’s supposed to taste like sweet tea... it’s just wrong

    • @blakewaddell451
      @blakewaddell451 4 года назад

      They forgot the lemonade one too and the newest flavor Cyclone

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +29

    Baja Blast for the win, it's absolutely legendary, especially in freeze form

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 4 года назад +4

      But only from taco bell. From the bottle its not as good.

    • @amybrown1823
      @amybrown1823 4 года назад

      All I see are FACTS!

    • @TheCumberCoIlective
      @TheCumberCoIlective 4 года назад

      @@travisrolison9646 yeah I was so excited to see it in the store but then it let me down

  • @cjwhitmore1881
    @cjwhitmore1881 4 года назад +131

    Matt: "I'm only getting essentials, which is Dr. Pepper."
    Me, being from Texas: "Exactly right!"

    • @billwright100
      @billwright100 4 года назад +1

      I thought the same damn thing 😂

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 4 года назад

      Texas suxks

    • @blubblub_6963
      @blubblub_6963 4 года назад +1

      I live in Oklahoma and I know us and Texas have a beef lol but respect for the Dr Pepper it’s the best soda by far

    • @landnnut
      @landnnut 4 года назад +1

      Real Texans drink their Dr. Pepper straight.

    • @sophiayarborough3438
      @sophiayarborough3438 4 года назад +1

      Dr Pepper is my water

  • @lacey6800
    @lacey6800 3 года назад +3

    “I’m only getting the essentials. Which are dr.pepper.” LOL 😂

  • @andreachampagne1616
    @andreachampagne1616 3 года назад +2

    Yes! You nailed it! Code Red is all levels of awesome. Now here's a little Icee hack for you... If you find a gas station Icee machine with Mountain Dew and Cherry Icee, combine them for your very own CODE RED Icee! Also, you should do a Bless Your Rank Icee flavors!

  • @mettethomsen2965
    @mettethomsen2965 4 года назад +11

    It got more and more hilarious the more he drank🤣

  • @NeshaSuaveStar
    @NeshaSuaveStar 4 года назад +32

    I usually don’t agree with these rankings but this one.... I DEW agree whole heartedly ❤️

  • @marienygard1173
    @marienygard1173 4 года назад +37

    All I can think of watching this is the scene in “George of the Jungle”, when George (Brandon Fraiser) ate coffee and started running around saying, “Java, java, java, java”. Same level of craziness with Matt!

  • @wesleytownsend8214
    @wesleytownsend8214 4 года назад +2

    What scares me the most is this gentleman’s honesty! I wish good health and all the best to you and yours!

  • @soonerman522
    @soonerman522 4 года назад +42

    You were missing at least three flavors I'm aware of: Live Wire (Orange), Pitch Black (Grape), and White Out (Fresca?) and possibly a strawberry flavored one as well.

    • @michaelpetersen703
      @michaelpetersen703 4 года назад +4

      @Liberty or Death I know pineapple is exclusive to dollar general, but I thought the strawberry was only convenience store fountain drink?

    • @jonahmitchell7148
      @jonahmitchell7148 4 года назад

      Also DewSA, and the voodew flavor

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 3 года назад +2

      There's Major Melon too. It's pink

    • @reijigamer
      @reijigamer 3 года назад

      You just named my top 3. I haven't seen those in a while.

    • @klayman2
      @klayman2 3 года назад +1

      Pitch blacks discontinued in the US and only available in Asia now

  • @curtdare8129
    @curtdare8129 4 года назад +46

    I really like the pitch black which only comes out around Halloween.

    • @Jamessmith-xk3fh
      @Jamessmith-xk3fh 4 года назад +4

      I forgot about that one. To me I don't have a favorite I like them all equally

    • @alextheluchador
      @alextheluchador 4 года назад +4

      Which is funny because they had that vote a few years back to keep it all year round. Pitch black beat out Baja Blast, but I never saw it on the shelf after that.

    • @seandarland2467
      @seandarland2467 4 года назад +2

      We have Pitch Black at a few local gas stations in the fountains.

    • @geekroomlife5850
      @geekroomlife5850 4 года назад +2

      Curt Dare sheets if you live n the south it has it all year

    • @bookwormwonder
      @bookwormwonder 4 года назад

      Pitch black it out year round in my area...midwest :)

  • @heather71178
    @heather71178 4 года назад +12

    You went a little Cornholio when drinking the Voltage. 😂

    • @Jackalski57
      @Jackalski57 4 года назад +1

      I was waiting for him to put his shirt over his head and put both hands up in the air!

  • @nicolepatterson5078
    @nicolepatterson5078 4 года назад +38

    It's a southern thing is the absolute best, especially these ranking vids

    • @joemihaly
      @joemihaly 4 года назад +3

      Facts

    • @dindranew.6808
      @dindranew.6808 4 года назад +1

      I really need their game! And the Reckin' Ball.

  • @Anuca
    @Anuca 4 года назад +31

    I remember having my first Voltage as a kid. I was just like "Woah, this is a soda? I feel wide awake." It's literally the best one.

    • @mikeoxlong8960
      @mikeoxlong8960 3 года назад

      Yes it is the bestvone by far I'm glad somoen agrees

  • @crabring
    @crabring 9 месяцев назад +2

    Boy this needs to be updated! There are so many more flavors! :-D

  • @aislinngraves4291
    @aislinngraves4291 4 года назад +39

    You missed at least seven other flavors; Live Wire, Pitch Black, White Out, Kick Start, Throwback, Ice, and Sweet Lightning.

    • @S0L12D3
      @S0L12D3 4 года назад

      Because all of these are asss

    • @climate_insight
      @climate_insight 4 года назад

      Lmao they all suck anyway

    • @howtogetdisowned7478
      @howtogetdisowned7478 4 года назад

      And Cyclone

    • @TakBonez
      @TakBonez 4 года назад

      Throwback is just Original with cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. It's simular to a Mexican coke sure it tastes better but, it's close enough in taste.

    • @howtogetdisowned7478
      @howtogetdisowned7478 4 года назад

      @@TakBonez Actually, Mexican coke is the same as American coke,

  • @blkbass
    @blkbass 4 года назад +61

    This is the most entertaining clip you have ever made. Matt buzzing out on Mtn Dew had my wife and me in stitches with laughter. Please keep videos like this coming. BTW - has Matt's caffeine buzz worn off?

  • @bobsisyourunkle
    @bobsisyourunkle 4 года назад +63

    Sprite at McDonald's is like minute maid lemonade at Popeyes

    • @karenwinston8911
      @karenwinston8911 4 года назад +2

      Or a Coke from Hardee's....

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 4 года назад +1

      Soda with Bojangle biscuits are so delicious together 🤤

    • @bobsisyourunkle
      @bobsisyourunkle 4 года назад

      Is that putian?!!?!?!?!??!

    • @310BPM
      @310BPM 4 года назад

      @Vladimir Putin Coke gives them special syrup.. they also add a bit "too much" carbonation to the Sprite lol..

    • @emmak5499
      @emmak5499 4 года назад

      the lemonade at Popeyes really does hits different

  • @tomfrazier1103
    @tomfrazier1103 3 года назад +1

    Dew the right thing! Anti-freeze green. Had my Baja Blast to-day, when I did carpentry and yardwork. Do you remember Jolt cola?

  • @loristrodemichaelsgirl2811
    @loristrodemichaelsgirl2811 4 года назад +2

    I tried so hard to love Baja Blast back in the day when it first came out. I liked the look and idea of it, however, I could never get past the taste of what I always thought windex would taste like. Love your channel, I’m a fellow Alabamian.

  • @zacharymiddleton9530
    @zacharymiddleton9530 4 года назад +36

    Y'all shoulda done liberty brew and spiked lemonade mtn dew, whew that stuff is good!

    • @dawnbrown127
      @dawnbrown127 4 года назад

      To me, liberty brew and frostbite taste very similar. Like, the exact same

    • @Slayer-yz7ex
      @Slayer-yz7ex 4 года назад

      Dawn Brown I thought that too!

  • @addiehughes8179
    @addiehughes8179 4 года назад +12

    I was like “yeah I’m a person who never drinks Mountain Dew” And then he brought up Baja blast and tbh I forgot it was Mountain Dew 😂 I get a large from Taco Bell once every probably four days 😂😂

  • @retrobeast2745
    @retrobeast2745 4 года назад +12

    My favorite thing is going into classy restaurant and ordering a grilled cheese and Mountain Dew

  • @MatthewKatidjo
    @MatthewKatidjo 4 года назад +7

    There’s this one speedway in Orlando/Kissimmee area that has ALL the Mountain Dew flavors in the fridge the orange one, pitch black etc.

  • @angelfain8040
    @angelfain8040 4 года назад +7

    KFC now has their own Mountain Dew, it's bright yellowish gold. It's actually really good. There's also a white one, its delicious too.

    • @WolvenDragonZ
      @WolvenDragonZ 3 года назад

      Soooo....it looks like post-Dew piss?

    • @frigglebiscuit7484
      @frigglebiscuit7484 3 года назад

      same. i love it. its sweet lighting. peach flavor

    • @JohnSpiron
      @JohnSpiron 8 месяцев назад

      Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning

  • @jackmiller4946
    @jackmiller4946 4 года назад +56

    The best soda comes out of a glass bottle no matter what flavor.

  • @dameanwhite
    @dameanwhite 4 года назад +14

    We need a citrus soda bless your rank next. Get Sun Drop, Mellow Yellow, Mountain Lightning and all the others in the same room as Mt Dew and see who comes out on top.

    • @brot5246
      @brot5246 4 года назад

      I like mellow yellow at room temperature (70° here) so I can sip and taste those awesome flavors..

    • @movietimeateds69
      @movietimeateds69 4 года назад

      Squirt

    • @auntrori
      @auntrori 4 года назад

      Sun Drop. Period. Hands down. No contest.

  • @scottedlin1491
    @scottedlin1491 4 года назад +38

    They should do a bless your rank on chips. Sun chips, lays, ruffles, etc.

    • @KonFess
      @KonFess 4 года назад +1

      Wise was the first crip I had at 3 years old. To this day I prefer Wise and Cheez Doodles

    • @MrRljohnson77
      @MrRljohnson77 4 года назад +1

      Charlie Chips in the can.

    • @megadthes8427
      @megadthes8427 4 года назад

      Grippos BBQ chips hands down #1 in the sweet heat world!

    • @brot5246
      @brot5246 4 года назад

      @@MrRljohnson77
      Rick , cracker barrel has them in the bag now...

  • @anthonyreed3682
    @anthonyreed3682 4 года назад +5

    I was waiting for Matt to pull his shirt on his head and go full "Great Cornholio" after all the sips of Mountain Dew Volt

  • @rogerdodger-789
    @rogerdodger-789 2 года назад

    Thank you for your service putting your body through all these videos where you have to eat and drink a lot of weird things at once! Your efforts do not go unnoticed

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar 4 года назад +9

    I dont' remember the "tickle your innards" I grew up with the "Do the Dew!" 80s version

  • @wyattsidwell6115
    @wyattsidwell6115 4 года назад +10

    "Whoo! Ain't nothing like a good mountain dew! Yes Lord!"

  • @DT01SC
    @DT01SC 4 года назад +12

    Take a shot of Cheerwine every time Matt says DO/DEW/DOO.

  • @mr.nobody7421
    @mr.nobody7421 9 месяцев назад +1

    He should do another one! Especially the Mountain Dew exclusive to certain places. Cassey's Overdrive, Thrashed Apple, KFC's Sweet Lightning, Dollar General's Maui Burst.

  • @avahines9578
    @avahines9578 4 года назад +12

    “Sprite is better at McDonald’s then anywhere else”
    100% true!! 😂🤣🤣

    • @TheProgGuy
      @TheProgGuy 4 года назад

      *sprite

    • @rebekahrowan1216
      @rebekahrowan1216 4 года назад

      So does coke. 🤣

    • @briancrisler6660
      @briancrisler6660 4 года назад

      Same with Coke. McDonald's and Chickfila both use filtered water and that's why the sodas taste so much better there.

    • @TakBonez
      @TakBonez 4 года назад

      @@briancrisler6660 also McDonald's gets extra concentrated Coke syrup, to account for ice watering down your drink.

  • @loriegarcia5945
    @loriegarcia5945 4 года назад +8

    There's a few he didn't do. Wipe Out, Live Wire, Pitch Black, and the Kickstart series

  • @CRouillier
    @CRouillier 4 года назад +21

    When I ranked before watching I got the right order. As someone whose veins run with the dew. I aprove

    • @ICenobyte1962
      @ICenobyte1962 4 года назад +1

      Hell Yeah!! He got it perfect!

    • @jaccbolton
      @jaccbolton 4 года назад

      You guys are animals.. In no world does code red taste better than baja blast or voltage.. You should be ashamed to call yourselves dew drinkers

    • @meechie8993
      @meechie8993 4 года назад

      jaccbolton i agree id choose baja first and i love pitch black as well

  • @ambermorgan1340
    @ambermorgan1340 4 года назад +4

    This is hilarious & it TOTALLY makes me want to see a Koolaid Bless Your Rank. (With Mango flavor included.)

    • @Jackalski57
      @Jackalski57 4 года назад

      I love the Mango flavor!

  • @RBelmont007
    @RBelmont007 4 года назад +7

    "It's a drink that you put into your body, I guess that it should taste good."
    You would think so, but then we wouldn't have an energy drink market...

  • @kevink397
    @kevink397 4 года назад +3

    I always thought the frostbite kinda tastes like a bomb pop, one of my favorite flavors. And I'm from Alabama so Mountain Dew is my water basically.

  • @screwylooygaming
    @screwylooygaming 4 года назад +11

    I was so expecting the order to be:
    1. Code Red
    2. Baja Blast
    3. Mtn. Dew
    4. Voltage
    5. Frostbite *Sharkbite/Frosty Shark*
    8. Mtn. Dew Zero ..Damn abominations of chemicals!!!! Doesn't deserve 6th.
    Honestly most the time I prefer water.

    • @kaylee2515
      @kaylee2515 4 года назад

      6 and 7 aren't included? XD

    • @screwylooygaming
      @screwylooygaming 4 года назад

      @@kaylee2515 there were only 6 but I don't believe anything diet/zero whatever they want to use as a false promise should be warranted a sequential placing.

    • @kaylee2515
      @kaylee2515 4 года назад

      Screwylooy333 ohhhh okay (I'm slow)

  • @xPandamon
    @xPandamon 4 года назад +41

    Okay someone needs to send a Mountain Dew care package to Germany cause I can only get the normal 0,5l bottles here and it's depressing

    • @SirMoeThe2nd
      @SirMoeThe2nd 4 года назад +8

      I'll send you some Dew if you send me some of that pure German Beer. Reinheitsgebot tastes good I bet, lol.

    • @dirtydozen5079
      @dirtydozen5079 4 года назад +7

      Lol try finding a Dr pepper in europe....finally found my daughter some dp in a British gro store in Spain. Expensive too but she had to have her fix.

    • @xPandamon
      @xPandamon 4 года назад +3

      @@SirMoeThe2nd I would if I had money, got a nice 30 Euros left for this month but i luckily bought stuff for like 2 weeks already :)
      PS: In germany you can get Dr Pepper cans everywhere if i remember correctly, only the original flavour though, just like with Mountain Dew

    • @silentbigsteve3429
      @silentbigsteve3429 4 года назад +2

      @Maria B really??

    • @silentbigsteve3429
      @silentbigsteve3429 4 года назад +2

      What do you guys drink in EU?

  • @jamesheald7971
    @jamesheald7971 4 года назад +10

    the blue stuff is a Sharknado thing.
    Code Red Mt. Dew is good enough for me.

  • @SalukiJoe14
    @SalukiJoe14 4 года назад +2

    Amazing! Matt wins all ranking awards

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 3 года назад +2

    Everytime he says "frosty 🦈 shark" I can't help but laugh.

  • @nathanjplatt
    @nathanjplatt 4 года назад +13

    And here I thought I couldn't handle caffeine 😂

  • @poetsummerbreeze4663
    @poetsummerbreeze4663 4 года назад +12

    This dude is havin' a religious experience. I mean, I've always known Mountain Dew was good...but dang!

  • @biggiejeffrey
    @biggiejeffrey 4 года назад +18

    No, the "classic" Mt. Dew used CANE SUGAR before it was RUINED by high-fructose corn syrup being substituted for it. It really needs to go back to regular sugar.

    • @Findraen
      @Findraen 4 года назад +5

      That's the one they now label as "Mt. Dew Throwback." Pretty sure it's the only non-diet Mt. Dew that doesn't use high fructose corn syrup.

    • @jakegordon99
      @jakegordon99 4 года назад +4

      Throwback is the best!

    • @aprilharrison5814
      @aprilharrison5814 4 года назад +3

      Throwback is amazing!

  • @UndeadJohnGaming
    @UndeadJohnGaming 2 года назад +2

    Matt is the embodiment of "I'm all jacked up on MOUNTAIN DEW" lmao

  • @trevorreniger5670
    @trevorreniger5670 Год назад

    Always good to rewatch some Bless Your Rank. BTW Code Red tastes like the syrup from a jar of maraschino cherries got poured into a Sierra Mist.

  • @faithreturns333
    @faithreturns333 4 года назад +6

    Matt DOESN'T sleep for a week! 😂😝

  • @heather71178
    @heather71178 4 года назад +37

    The BEST Mountain Dew was the sangria that Taco Bell carries, I’m still bitter 3 years later that it’s gone.

    • @agn728
      @agn728 4 года назад +1

      That was my shit

    • @alexpeppercorn4577
      @alexpeppercorn4577 4 года назад +2

      Nah, Dewshine was the best. Hands down. Sucks they got rid of it

    • @jaccbolton
      @jaccbolton 4 года назад +2

      1 baja. 2 liberty brew. 3 voltage. 4 livewire. 5 regular dew.
      Sangria was too bitter for me. I only tried it once though

    • @Naomi-pq6tv
      @Naomi-pq6tv 4 года назад

      Loved Sangria! We would buy every 12pack we could find same with Pitch Black when it was rereleased.

    • @Naomi-pq6tv
      @Naomi-pq6tv 4 года назад

      @@jaccbolton bitter? You must have had a bad batch.

  • @11jazzygd11
    @11jazzygd11 4 года назад +6

    0:39 Extremeness! Meaning Extreme metabolism crash if you drink too much of it!

  • @daniellesnyder1244
    @daniellesnyder1244 4 года назад +2

    “This [color] has to be made in a lab.” 🤣 Ultimate turn off, but perfect review. 🤣🤣

  • @negf22
    @negf22 2 года назад

    That’s some nasty stuff, “boo on the dew”!🤪 Matt is hilarious 🤣

  • @thatkayleegirl50
    @thatkayleegirl50 4 года назад +9

    Covid life had me going from the occasional Mtn Dew to “OMG it’s my water”. (Not counting Dt Mtn Dew) 🙈

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 3 года назад

      So true. I sell so much Dew these days. Folks live on it. The White Out is very popular

  • @HIGHLANDER1776
    @HIGHLANDER1776 4 года назад +41

    Matt: mountain dew doesn't do clear....Me: mountain dew clear is pretty good and mountain dew zero needs to be really Cold to drink it

  • @pwcorgi2000
    @pwcorgi2000 4 года назад +13

    There's a clear version called Dewshine and also Mountain Dew ICE.

    • @CTback
      @CTback 4 года назад

      Mountain Dew Ice is 7up.

    • @ChinchillaQueen
      @ChinchillaQueen 3 года назад

      @@CTback yes. Exactly. Dewshine is good though

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 года назад

      @@CTback But Pepsi already makes Sierra Mist

    • @wolfie7051
      @wolfie7051 3 года назад

      @@CTback Caffeinated 7-Up, though.

  • @melissahartsfield6289
    @melissahartsfield6289 4 года назад

    I'm ready for another bless your rank! I really liked the quarantine bless your ranks!

  • @crazysnake1096
    @crazysnake1096 3 года назад

    I have missed these vids. This is classic Matt